Shovelware Variety Hour: Round Two - Scott The Woz

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  • čas přidán 31. 08. 2019
  • Scott figures out the definition of insanity.
    Twitter: / scottthewoz
    Facebook: / scottthewoz
    Instagram: / scottthewoz
    Music Used:
    "The War" by Ender Güney
    "May 2019" from Nintendo eShop (Wii U)
    "Main Menu" from Buzz Quiz World
    "Bob-omb Battlefield" from Super Mario 64
    "Game Select" from Rhythm Heaven Megamix
    "Rhythm Rally" from Rhythm Heaven
    "Shopping" from Nintendogs
    "Kennel" from Nintendogs + Cats
    "Main Title" from Wii Party
    "Sunshine Seaside" from Super Mario 3D World
    "Feeling the Burn" from Chibi-Robo: Zip Lash
    "Track 1" from Ninjabread Man
    "Main Theme" from Ninjabread Man ( • Main Theme - Ninjabrea... )
    "Track 3" from Ninjabread Man
    "Main Theme" from Pilotwings Resort
    "Breakout" from 3D Dot Game Heroes
  • Hry

Komentáře • 3,3K

  • @gamma_dc8289
    @gamma_dc8289 Před 4 lety +3046

    The fact that smurfs dance party was almost impossible to emulate for years is absolutely stupid

    • @eletgres519
      @eletgres519 Před 4 lety +612

      Developers: we want to make sure nobody. ABSOLUTELY NOBODY! To pirate our godlike smurfs dance game!
      Pirates: thank god this game doesn't work.

    • @garfoofian8507
      @garfoofian8507 Před 4 lety +240

      I have the world record speedrun

    • @AdamVelazquezVA
      @AdamVelazquezVA Před 4 lety +50

      Well that's just sad

    • @jjt171
      @jjt171 Před 4 lety +101

      @@garfoofian8507 that's like saying, "I have the world record for most time spent playing with shit. aren't you jealous, haha!"

    • @garfoofian8507
      @garfoofian8507 Před 4 lety +228

      @@jjt171 I would be jelous, we made sure nobody could beat our run by making up rules. its genius. we are also the only run

  • @forresterscalan3921
    @forresterscalan3921 Před 4 lety +5662

    I owned the smurfs dance party and I played it for at least over 24 hours and therefore I can not enter heaven as a result

    • @confidentialinformation5107
      @confidentialinformation5107 Před 4 lety +516

      You can’t even enter Hell. It’s so sinful that they don’t even want you.

    • @neobro234
      @neobro234 Před 4 lety +72

      Lookatthisdude I did the same for mini kart racing

    • @IvailoStoychev
      @IvailoStoychev Před 4 lety +105

      You have hit a level of sin so hard it makes Satan look like Jesus

    • @Piersmarchant
      @Piersmarchant Před 4 lety +34

      Lookatthisdude youre gonna get a mario complex where both heaven and hell reject your soul

    • @The_GhostWind
      @The_GhostWind Před 4 lety +18

      Burgundy Bear so basically Tartarus, right?

  • @laurenh1054
    @laurenh1054 Před 4 lety +654

    the moment i saw the cover of hotel for dogs i was assaulted by the thought: "wait, did i watch that movie?". after a frantic google search and a reading the (luckily for me) WAY too detailed plot summary on wikipedia, a can conclude that if i did watch hotel for dogs, i literally did not retain any information from it other than the fact that it exists.

    • @kris1110
      @kris1110 Před 4 lety +50

      i know this was posted 2 months ago and i don't want to bother you with a notification, but goddamn i did the same exact thing you did and felt, word by word. fuckin weird

    • @saltyhasnochill5249
      @saltyhasnochill5249 Před 3 lety +12

      I love that movie

    • @wolfetteplays8894
      @wolfetteplays8894 Před 3 lety +11

      I remember the pawnshop scene and the dumb waiter being filled with food and that’s about it

    • @SomeDumbKid1
      @SomeDumbKid1 Před 3 lety +7

      I saw that movie in the theater. I remember nothing about it save that I thought it was ok

    • @mtchcrtrmm9299
      @mtchcrtrmm9299 Před 3 lety +6

      I think Don Cheadle was in it. That is all I recall.

  • @mryoshi1221
    @mryoshi1221 Před 3 lety +704

    story about boogie:
    in 2014 my friend from out of state that i met online came and visited me. she brought her DS games and asked me if i wanted Boogie. i proudly said no. after she left, i looked through my games and found Boogie. she must have left it here as a joke.
    roughly 3-4 years later, i told her about this. she said that cant be true because... she proceeds to show me a picture of her holding a Boogie DS cartridge.
    i did not buy this game. i did not steal this game. i did not know about it before july 2014. i did not clone it, i didnt summon it. its the greatest mystery of my life and i'll never know why its here.

  • @colten6465
    @colten6465 Před 4 lety +877

    "Oh, hi, you caught me in a goose!"
    -Scott Wozniak, 2019

    • @arysonm
      @arysonm Před 4 lety +6

      Deep

    • @PixelChris
      @PixelChris Před 4 lety +17

      Aw, Yes. Enslaved Comedy

    • @Marksmaan
      @Marksmaan Před 4 lety +10

      "He's getting his own game later this year. It's still untitled but he's a star."

    • @Sly-zn4sp
      @Sly-zn4sp Před 4 lety +2

      The best part of the episode

    • @Sly-zn4sp
      @Sly-zn4sp Před 4 lety +6

      6:33

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga Před 4 lety +1654

    Scott's Shovelware Variety Hour 2 : The Shovelning

    • @C0ID
      @C0ID Před 4 lety +15

      Top 10 anime sequels

    • @bruhnolook6940
      @bruhnolook6940 Před 4 lety +25

      What shouldn't it be Scott's Shovelware Variety Hour 2: Electric Boogaloo

    • @christiandee1406
      @christiandee1406 Před 4 lety +6

      Jontron reference

    • @MysteryMii
      @MysteryMii Před 4 lety +3

      What? No.

    • @MF_PORKy
      @MF_PORKy Před 4 lety +6

      Aren't you that guy that gave caddicarus a copy of George of the jungle for the ps2?

  • @echxveria6581
    @echxveria6581 Před 4 lety +1214

    Here's the ranking.
    1. Paws and Claws
    2. Game Party 2
    3. Jelly Belly Ballistic Beans
    4. Family Game Show
    5. M&Ms Beach Party
    6. Gummy Bears Magical Medallion
    7. Smurfs Dance Party
    8. Boogie
    9. Gummy Bears Minigolf
    10. My Horse and Me
    11. Truth or Lies
    12. Disney Sing It
    13. Petz Sports
    14. Petz Crazy Monkeyz
    15. Puppy Luv
    16. Alvin and the Chipmunks
    17. Yamaha Supercross
    18. Kart Racer
    19. Hotel for Dogs
    20. Family Party Fitness Fun
    21. KidFit Island Resort
    22. Myth Makers Trixie in Toyland
    23. Kawasaki Quad Bikes
    24. Myth Makers Orbs Of Doom
    25. Kidz Sports Basketball
    26. Kidz Sports Ice Hockey
    27. Kidz Sports Crazy Golf
    28. Myth Makers Super Kart GP
    29. Action Girlz Racing
    30. BtW Rocket Broomstick Racing
    31. Mini Desktop Racing

    • @cynniethia
      @cynniethia Před 3 lety +29

      Jack Baichtal thank you

    • @trash_lol
      @trash_lol Před 3 lety +4

      wow

    • @itzpeanut9904
      @itzpeanut9904 Před 3 lety +58

      the saddest part is how the best was paws and claws pet vet

    • @thisman1375
      @thisman1375 Před 3 lety +13

      @@itzpeanut9904 I kinda liked it. It's not a good game but I liked it.

    • @ELJadeFox
      @ELJadeFox Před 3 lety +1

      Your doing God's work

  • @joolian4763
    @joolian4763 Před 4 lety +1288

    Scott's jokes are the kind where you laugh a second after the joke

    • @lunastie39
      @lunastie39 Před 3 lety +81

      and then you laugh for like a minute straight

    • @justsomerando4905
      @justsomerando4905 Před 3 lety +51

      @@lunastie39
      “I named them all Jim.”
      “....... HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA”

    • @test1q7
      @test1q7 Před 3 lety +8

      @@lunastie39 *5 minutes

    • @Al.j.Vasquez
      @Al.j.Vasquez Před 2 lety +2

      He could save the Simpsons by himself.

    • @jonathanwilson7949
      @jonathanwilson7949 Před 2 lety

      Sometimes it’s like a week after for me 😅

  • @SweetzTheOne
    @SweetzTheOne Před 4 lety +367

    That “Oh, hi, you caught me in a goose!” was so reminiscent of Blues Clues and I don’t know why.

  • @wegeethins
    @wegeethins Před 4 lety +1815

    Scott haven’t made fun of chibi robo ziplash in a while. That felt good

    • @metalex64
      @metalex64 Před 4 lety +121

      "This is like Gummy Bear Zip Lash to me" (9:38)

    • @saubergt2390
      @saubergt2390 Před 4 lety +7

      As Gamion143, it pleases me to be the 143rd liker on this and CHS's comments.

    • @alistair4909
      @alistair4909 Před 4 lety +4

      Felt so good

    • @josippejic6622
      @josippejic6622 Před 4 lety +5

      He just can’t let it go

    • @originalcontentconnor3609
      @originalcontentconnor3609 Před 4 lety +7

      chibi robo ziplash is a very good game with a great story, let’s continue this streak

  • @Acuace
    @Acuace Před 2 lety +66

    I like to imagine he walks up to gamestop slams a load of shovelware and says “Hey all Scott here” and the cashier just says “Making a video again?”

  • @ChefD303
    @ChefD303 Před 4 lety +2599

    "OH, hi! You caught me in a goose!"

  • @TheLegendaryCazoo
    @TheLegendaryCazoo Před 4 lety +747

    I literally just watched the first shovelware variety hour for the first time this morning. Stop looking at my history Scott

    • @Chaos89P
      @Chaos89P Před 4 lety +7

      But how do these games compare to Chibi-Robo Ziplash?

    • @user-ef6gv4wv1l
      @user-ef6gv4wv1l Před 4 lety +1

      or just an in depth shovel knight review

    • @darkfox_
      @darkfox_ Před 4 lety +1

      Same I just watched the first video like 2 days ago lmao

    • @Fan-imator
      @Fan-imator Před rokem +1

      I’ve had that stuff happen to me before. Like with Jaiden Animations’ second Pokémon Nuzlocke, it came out the day I thought “Jaiden should make another nuzlocke video”

  • @CMast3r
    @CMast3r Před 4 lety +314

    Data Design is to Scott what LJN is to AVGN.

  • @leightonpetty4817
    @leightonpetty4817 Před 4 lety +648

    That “You caught me in a goose!” has no accent and every accent

  • @nickes1176
    @nickes1176 Před 4 lety +641

    "This game pisses in the shower" --- Wott the Scoz 2019

  • @tark_9882
    @tark_9882 Před 4 lety +2138

    I played chicken shoot and now I have the sudden urge to do random violence.

    • @lordsleazebaggino4667
      @lordsleazebaggino4667 Před 4 lety +53

      Haha, classic Ben!

    • @SagaciousSilence
      @SagaciousSilence Před 4 lety +20

      Ben Shapiro New York Times is going to write an article about how Scott is the cause for the shootings since he promoted games on CZcams, aren’t they, Ben?

    • @gilligalli9321
      @gilligalli9321 Před 4 lety +1

      good

    • @enzocap43
      @enzocap43 Před 4 lety +26

      Oh no, he is going to violently run away from an interview!

    • @BaritenorII
      @BaritenorII Před 4 lety +5

      Trump was right but for the wrong games to blame

  • @no0T16
    @no0T16 Před 4 lety +136

    I was that one kid who played Garfield Gets Real on the DS while everyone else was playing Phantom Hourglass...sigh...

    • @chillplayer1234
      @chillplayer1234 Před 4 lety +3

      no0T Both were underwhelming games what do you expect?

    • @Vwemmy
      @Vwemmy Před 4 lety +3

      Chill Player 123 phantom hourglass was good, but its sequel, spirit tracks is much better.

  • @dragondracula8172
    @dragondracula8172 Před 4 lety +161

    9:32 My favorite part about this game is F**K

  • @labenvenci1584
    @labenvenci1584 Před 4 lety +613

    Fun Fact : The DRM for that Smurf Game took *11 years* to crack for Emulation.

    • @coram2844
      @coram2844 Před 4 lety +65

      Laben_ Venci Probably because no one wanted to crack the DRM for such a bad game

    • @user-uc5dm9bm7u
      @user-uc5dm9bm7u Před 2 lety +3

      Why?

    • @Alfonso162008
      @Alfonso162008 Před 2 lety +56

      Another Fun Fact: the game came out in July 2011. That means that it's not gonna be emulated until next year.

    • @lost_wave7352
      @lost_wave7352 Před 2 lety +16

      @@Alfonso162008 damn I can't wait

    • @supralytic
      @supralytic Před 2 lety +2

      ha

  • @PixelatedFear
    @PixelatedFear Před 4 lety +400

    I actually have a storied past with Billy the Wizard: Rocket Broomstick Racing.
    One day my sister and I were talking about all the terrible Wii games we had amassed over the years: M&M's Kart Racing, Carnival Games Minigolf, etc... After we got done talking about that, I said "You know what? I'm gonna go find the absolute worst Wii game I can find and I will proudly pay for it with a look on my face that says 'Yeah, I know. Just ring it up.'"
    So off I went on my quest to the mall where a failing used game store was, and there I found it, the Holy Grail of terrible Wii games; Billy the Wizard: Rocket Broomstick Racing. I knew I had found a game that should probably be classified as a form of torture. I looked at it, absolutely dumbfounded that the phrase "Never judge a book by its cover." is taken seriously by people who live in the same world as this game.
    I picked it up, brought it to the counter, said "I'll be taking this." as proudly as someone buying Billy the Wizard: Rocket Broomstick Racing possibly could and spent $4.00 USD. Shortly after playing it, I applied for disability benefits.

    • @charmandyorton006
      @charmandyorton006 Před 4 lety +9

      PixelatedFear Fascinating and underrated comment

    • @gabrielvault1694
      @gabrielvault1694 Před 4 lety +8

      I swear everyone has m&m's kart racing

    • @PixelatedFear
      @PixelatedFear Před 4 lety +3

      Yes, I did just have the audacity to insult Carnival Games Mini Golf. However, I will concede that it's a great mini golf game and great for multiplayer. It's just that after having played much higher quality games like Bloodborne, Persona 5 and Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne, I couldn't help but take a jab at it.

    • @PixelatedFear
      @PixelatedFear Před 4 lety

      @TheOneKuma Well, I'll be a hee-ho! How the hee-ho have you been, fellow Jack Frost?

    • @PixelatedFear
      @PixelatedFear Před 4 lety

      @TheOneKuma I'm hee-having a pretty great day too, ho. Have you seen Pyro Jack anywhere, hee-ho?

  • @goldexp1882
    @goldexp1882 Před 4 lety +611

    11:10
    He did it again. He put the Nutshack version of Ninjabread man in the video

  • @charmandyorton006
    @charmandyorton006 Před 4 lety +89

    9:33 "My favourite part about this game is F*CK!!" - Scott Wozniak

  • @KingKool2099
    @KingKool2099 Před 2 lety +204

    6:55 "So I take out a loan for two grand and spend it all on dewormer paste."
    Well, THAT has a slightly different feel in 2021, huh?

  • @chromakeyminor7858
    @chromakeyminor7858 Před 4 lety +535

    Shovelware
    Shovelware: Round Two
    Shovelware: THQ Drift
    Lethal Shovel 2: Scott 'n Scatt
    Breakin ware 2: Electric trash
    Shovelware: Last reckoning
    Shovelware: Endgame

    • @mewstoise5505
      @mewstoise5505 Před 4 lety +13

      you better not diss THQ before I kick your shit in

    • @UnfamiliarEyes
      @UnfamiliarEyes Před 4 lety +18

      Missed opportunity to say: Shovelware two: electric boogaloo

    • @chromakeyminor7858
      @chromakeyminor7858 Před 4 lety +5

      @@mewstoise5505 i have probably played thousands of THQ games and I loved it all

    • @chromakeyminor7858
      @chromakeyminor7858 Před 4 lety +1

      @@UnfamiliarEyes breakin' 2: electric boogaloo

    • @mewstoise5505
      @mewstoise5505 Před 4 lety +1

      @The Originalists nobody cares

  • @BobzBlue
    @BobzBlue Před 4 lety +1227

    Just dance 2020 will be the last game released for the Wii.

    • @guybrush20X6
      @guybrush20X6 Před 4 lety +76

      Until Limited Run gets in on it.

    • @ethansprague2005
      @ethansprague2005 Před 4 lety +127

      Not if I release a game on it
      It will be a ripped version of halo but the colors are messed up and buggy

    • @user-ud5uo8fm4x
      @user-ud5uo8fm4x Před 4 lety +96

      Bobz Blue until just dance 2021

    • @digiorniboy
      @digiorniboy Před 4 lety +19

      *2030

    • @llegobubba
      @llegobubba Před 4 lety +12

      Just Dance 2021

  • @MintyDragonVidz
    @MintyDragonVidz Před 4 lety +92

    16:08 I can just imagine the conversation at checkout

    • @bonedude1286
      @bonedude1286 Před 7 měsíci +1

      "Hey, so I need about 15 boxes of these for a 4-second joke about there being a coupon in a shovelware game."
      "A-are you gonna use that coupon?"
      "No and no."

  • @julianhernandez58
    @julianhernandez58 Před 3 lety +73

    The Nerd has LJN, Caddy has Pheonix Games, and Scatt has Data Designs, the holy trinity is complete.

  • @andrewnicholas9672
    @andrewnicholas9672 Před 4 lety +3698

    Listen up, the chances of you seeing this are low, please hear me out. Keep doing what you’re doing, it really helps me and I’m sure a lot of others. You are an escape from whatever has been going on at home or at school for somebody. Whenever they would have a bad day, they would just plop in their bed, go on their phone, open CZcams, and type in Scott the Woz. You have no idea about the effect your videos have on people struggling with making new friends, or straight up depression.

    • @ScottTheWoz
      @ScottTheWoz  Před 4 lety +2755

      Andrew J Thank you very much, that means the world to me.

    • @user-ho8fr9nm9j
      @user-ho8fr9nm9j Před 4 lety +117

      💯💯💯💯

    • @dontsubfortheloveofgod
      @dontsubfortheloveofgod Před 4 lety +81

      Beanos

    • @flxmme5635
      @flxmme5635 Před 4 lety +40

      True

    • @donutsandgravy3150
      @donutsandgravy3150 Před 4 lety +196

      Exactly! Scott is one of the youtubers that I watch when I have anxiety. It helps me calm because I can just distract myself from whatever is going on. His videos help so much.

  • @computerkillthisman2917
    @computerkillthisman2917 Před 4 lety +487

    did you actually buy 12 boxes of cake mix for a 4 second joke

    • @Enderia01
      @Enderia01 Před 4 lety +191

      This is Scott we're taking about

    • @Chaos89P
      @Chaos89P Před 4 lety +102

      Some people are just that dedicated to the art of comedy.

    • @nikguimont8546
      @nikguimont8546 Před 4 lety +37

      Chaos89P and those people we respect

    • @aStupidGecko
      @aStupidGecko Před 4 lety +61

      The same dude hit his Wii with a hammer because of what the back of the box said

    • @liamprattley1851
      @liamprattley1851 Před 4 lety +56

      That same dude bought like 62 packets of Chips Ahoy! for a 2-second joke (From the episode Game Foods).

  • @lukesoup27
    @lukesoup27 Před 4 lety +429

    4:03 hold on a sec. If Alvin and the Chipmunks the game came before the movie...
    That technically means they're video game characters...
    Alvin and the Chipmunks for Smash

    • @paulobarata5407
      @paulobarata5407 Před 4 lety +52

      Well, the cartoon was released way before. (I know what you writed was just a joke)

    • @AndyKusanagi86
      @AndyKusanagi86 Před 3 lety +18

      they've been recording since about the 1960s actually.

    • @nunyabusiness9699
      @nunyabusiness9699 Před 3 lety +7

      Alvin and the chipmunks for smash

    • @dudearnav
      @dudearnav Před 3 lety +4

      Pls Sakurai Alvin and the Chipmunks for Smash

    • @nunyabusiness9699
      @nunyabusiness9699 Před 3 lety +11

      The word smash was first used in 1833

  • @TheRoboticLlama
    @TheRoboticLlama Před 4 lety +24

    8:32 it's hard to believe almost a decade later Super Mario Odyssey took inspiration from M&Ms Beach Party

  • @estivo5180
    @estivo5180 Před 4 lety +504

    I walked into a store to buy the legend of Zelda breath of the wild and ended up leaving with a wii and chicken riot

  • @jojo1isawesome
    @jojo1isawesome Před 4 lety +145

    I know the ranking wasn't meant to be serious but you should have had a shot panning over it in order at the end for those interested

    • @hamedalzarooni442
      @hamedalzarooni442 Před 4 lety +14

      Paws and Claws: Pet Vet
      Game Party 2
      Jelly Belly Ballistic Beans
      GSN Presents Family Gameshow
      m&m's Beach Party
      Gummy Bears Magical Medallion
      The Smurfs Dance Party
      Boogie
      Gummy Bears Minigolf
      My Horse and Me
      Truth or Lies
      Disney Sing it: Pop Hits
      Petz Sports
      Petz Crazy monkeys
      Friends for Life: Puppy Luv
      Alvin and the Chipmunks
      Yamaha Supercross
      Kart Racer
      Hotel for Dogs
      Family Party: Fitness Fun
      KidFit: Island Resort
      Myth Makers: Trixie in Toyland
      Kawasaki Quad Bikes
      Myth Makers: Orbs of Doom
      Kidz Sports: Basketball
      Kidz Sports: Ice Hockey
      Kidz Sports: Crazy Golf
      Myth Makers: Super Kart GP
      Action Girlz Racing
      Billy the Wizard: Rocket Broomstick Racing
      Mini Desktop Racing
      ???Birthday Party Bash???

  • @juanl3843
    @juanl3843 Před 4 lety +63

    0:27 “OH YEAH GARBAGE” - Scott the Woz 2019

  • @juwonaman
    @juwonaman Před 4 lety +74

    0:32 I love how there is framed cover art of Warioworld on the game cube. Scott you really are a gamer

  • @FauxFalsetto
    @FauxFalsetto Před 4 lety +254

    So you’re telling me the present I got in return for giving my friend my copy of four swords adventures was the absolute bottom of Shovelware Round 2?
    10 year old me needed better friends.

    • @AndyKusanagi86
      @AndyKusanagi86 Před 4 lety +33

      i think those friends also needed parents who knew better than to buy games off the Walmart bargain bin.

    • @thanatoast
      @thanatoast Před 4 lety +10

      Which one, Birthday Party Bash or Mini Desktop Racing? (not that it actually matters)

  • @MikeDaddy
    @MikeDaddy Před 4 lety +744

    The only shovelware I ever enjoyed was Shovel Knight

  • @cartoonhigh9990
    @cartoonhigh9990 Před 4 lety +105

    I remember seeing Boogie in a Half Priced Books store when I was a child and thinking “What did they do to Patrick’s head??”

    • @RudoMike21
      @RudoMike21 Před 2 lety +1

      Lmao

    • @totalmarh
      @totalmarh Před rokem +1

      Ik I’m 2 years late, but I looked at ur pfp, and I just started laughing

  • @0DIE__
    @0DIE__ Před 3 lety +14

    14:18 I feel targeted here
    Lmao

  • @meriotroid
    @meriotroid Před 4 lety +173

    At 16:07 I thought it was a green screen or something but after closer inspection I realized that this absolute lad purchased over 15 boxes of Duncan Hienz just for a short bit at the end of the video... *bless you scott*

    • @MysteryMii
      @MysteryMii Před 4 lety +16

      I just hope they got donated to a food bank or something after he shot that bit.

    • @WhimsicottFanatic
      @WhimsicottFanatic Před 4 lety +31

      I mean this is the same man who may or may not have bought an entire shopping cart full of Chips Ahoy for a one second joke

    • @SleeplessStreams
      @SleeplessStreams Před 4 lety +38

      Those cakes don't really expire, you can buy 15 of them and then stock them up in a pantry if they're on sale or whatever.
      Source: I know someone who always has those damn things stocked up in their pantry. Their excuse? "I dunno some nights I just want a cake."

    • @meriotroid
      @meriotroid Před 4 lety +3

      @@SleeplessStreams wow that's hilarious

    • @meriotroid
      @meriotroid Před 4 lety +3

      @@MysteryMii yes definitely

  • @somebakedgood
    @somebakedgood Před 4 lety +148

    0:33 Aw yeah, Wii U eShop May 2019 music! Glad to see it's fanbase grow.

  • @HarryStikers
    @HarryStikers Před rokem +17

    The paws and claws pet spa game on DS was actually really fun after I figured out how to play as a kid. There was genuinely q lot of different things to do, you could even make your own food and collars to sell to owners.

    • @torrieitazura4343
      @torrieitazura4343 Před rokem

      I honestly might get it because that sounds very fun to play after a large grind on Pokemon or FF

  • @spritz4172
    @spritz4172 Před 2 lety +8

    6:34 this is my favorite Scott the Woz clip

  • @senpike3712
    @senpike3712 Před 4 lety +374

    If I recall, Smurf's Dance party had an anti-piracy (similar to Kirbys return to Dreamland)and when playing on Dolphin you would get "MetaFortress RESPONSE!" and ultimately not let you play.
    Thats now patched and I wish the Dolphin Team didn't patch it.

  • @LogeJit
    @LogeJit Před 4 lety +87

    This is the new generation of vinesauce’s shovelware showcase

  • @liamwebster3862
    @liamwebster3862 Před 4 lety +20

    I literally couldn't breathe when Scott was loudly screaming into the microphone

  • @redkingrauri3769
    @redkingrauri3769 Před 2 lety +46

    "So I took out a loan for 2 grand and spent it on dewormer paste"
    Scott predicts 2021.

    • @nabeelnitro6447
      @nabeelnitro6447 Před 2 lety

      Why?

    • @redkingrauri3769
      @redkingrauri3769 Před 2 lety

      @@nabeelnitro6447 People did that because they were willing to eat horse dewormer instead of getting a covid vaccine. Because idiots.

    • @isalt5
      @isalt5 Před 2 lety +1

      I... don't get it.

    • @bonedude1286
      @bonedude1286 Před 7 měsíci

      "My finger slipped."

  • @joemother6200
    @joemother6200 Před 4 lety +105

    6:36 “you caught me in a goose!”
    Scott that’s a turkey

  • @TamsmitSam
    @TamsmitSam Před 4 lety +140

    "Oh hi! You caught me in a goose!" - Scott the Woz 2019

  • @Snapple_apple
    @Snapple_apple Před 3 lety +20

    i vividly remember planning to ask a girl out by using a karaoke recording in boogie when i was in 3rd grade

  • @ShockedLogic
    @ShockedLogic Před 2 lety +14

    how the fuck did a Dewormer joke age well?

  • @ami.luvsor
    @ami.luvsor Před 4 lety +531

    The way he pronounces Ninja Bread Man to avoid the pun makes me feel nervous.

    • @dvdavid
      @dvdavid Před 4 lety +40

      I'm confused, what pun?

    • @jitsekuilman2492
      @jitsekuilman2492 Před 4 lety +154

      If you put the emphasis on the first word, *Ninja* Bread Man sounds kind of like Gingerbread Man. Scott out-right refuses to cooperate with that pun

    • @charmandyorton006
      @charmandyorton006 Před 4 lety +30

      @@jitsekuilman2492 If any piece of media has a pun for a title, it's dead on arrival

    • @sugarcontent69
      @sugarcontent69 Před 4 lety +48

      @@charmandyorton006 the Fractured but Whole

    • @charmandyorton006
      @charmandyorton006 Před 4 lety +17

      @@sugarcontent69 Well except for that one

  • @CrowT23
    @CrowT23 Před 4 lety +191

    I like to imagine you entered Walmart buying 20 Wii games and also 20 boxes of Cake Mix.

  • @jackparello4286
    @jackparello4286 Před 4 lety +15

    at 4:34 Idk why I laugh so hard the way Scott says "holy Shit"

  • @SteadyEddie_
    @SteadyEddie_ Před rokem +9

    9:05 i think this happened to me yesterday. The GameStop employee and a guy in front of me in the line. They were talking about Splatoon 3. Then I bring Wheel of fortune for Wii to the counter

  • @sadtoad250
    @sadtoad250 Před 4 lety +25

    14:57 this is the longest fitness game rant I’ve watched

  • @Kiraticaa
    @Kiraticaa Před 4 lety +466

    Fact: Smurf Dance Party's DRM was one of the last games to be cracked for the Dolphin emulator

    • @ms046
      @ms046 Před 4 lety +10

      Why?

    • @2-Way_Intersection
      @2-Way_Intersection Před 4 lety +126

      @@ms046 if you made the best game of all time would you wany people to pirate it easily?

    • @rctrulez
      @rctrulez Před 4 lety +26

      This is not a console exclusive thing:
      Bad Denuvo games like that handball or cycling manager were cracked months/years after popular Denuvo games.

    • @garfoofian8507
      @garfoofian8507 Před 4 lety +12

      I have the world record in it

    • @TheRallycore
      @TheRallycore Před 4 lety +11

      @@garfoofian8507 You are a God who treads among mortals.

  • @nathanwalker7983
    @nathanwalker7983 Před 4 lety +32

    5:26 Every day ends with another Tums festival!

    • @BigTiger_99
      @BigTiger_99 Před 3 lety +2

      Am I the only one who thinks Tums is legit a great name for a dog!

  • @GmacAttack
    @GmacAttack Před 2 lety +20

    The fact that I actually own 'Kart Racer' since 4 years ago terrifies me at this point.
    Edit: Now it's been 5 years. And yes, I STILL own it.

    • @mrhelitosis7564
      @mrhelitosis7564 Před rokem

      Just sell it

    • @GmacAttack
      @GmacAttack Před rokem

      @@mrhelitosis7564 To be honest, I REALLY want to, but at the same time I don't want anyone to suffer with more shovelware like this...

    • @mrhelitosis7564
      @mrhelitosis7564 Před rokem

      @@GmacAttack just tape it shut

  • @grapes481
    @grapes481 Před 4 lety +185

    so are we just gonna ignore Alvin and the Chipmunks was also a Ps2 and PC game

  • @NoahDaArk
    @NoahDaArk Před 4 lety +82

    10:05
    The Nerd has LJN
    Scott has Data Design
    We need a crossover

    • @FasterJTG
      @FasterJTG Před 4 lety +2

      They have collaborated before btw

    • @rebelfriend5172
      @rebelfriend5172 Před 4 lety +2

      Noah Da. Ark the played Nintendo world Championship

    • @Chaos89P
      @Chaos89P Před 4 lety +14

      That was just James and Mike. We're talking The Nerd.

    • @Butt6969
      @Butt6969 Před 4 lety +3

      I imagine James will pass the torch to Scott one day. Like in a movie sequel of some kind where they have to stop a collab project with LJN and Data Design

    • @GBlastMan
      @GBlastMan Před 4 lety +5

      Well to be honest Vinny played all Data Design games so technically its his shtick, but i do see why its better for Scott to be the "Data Design guy"
      And then we have Caddicarus with Phoenix games, the trifecta of awful gaming design is complete.

  • @stylishneo
    @stylishneo Před 3 lety +4

    as a disney sing it pop hits former owner, the fun of it is just making random noises to get a high score while mitchell musso in a chicken suit dances

  • @Lucas531_real
    @Lucas531_real Před 3 lety +11

    The most memorable quote of Scott ever is: "Oh hi, you caught *me* in a *goose*

  • @lordsleazebaggino4667
    @lordsleazebaggino4667 Před 4 lety +253

    Your next 'Shovelware Variety Hour' should consist of people yelling, "Shovel? Where?!"

    • @lolailo2199
      @lolailo2199 Před 4 lety +3

      I hate women

    • @UseTheScience
      @UseTheScience Před 4 lety +3

      Lolailo cool

    • @lolailo2199
      @lolailo2199 Před 4 lety +6

      @@UseTheScience wow you think its okay to hate women??? Fuck you

    • @thetominator1931
      @thetominator1931 Před 4 lety +3

      @@lolailo2199 It think it was a sarcastic remark, showing that he doesn't care at all about your opinion on that matter, and that probably nobody in this comment section does :D

    • @lolailo2199
      @lolailo2199 Před 4 lety +4

      @@thetominator1931 Well I am not foolish and incorrect. Do you even know who you're talking to? I'm a fucking prodigy. I was raised in a private school and got straight A's in all subjects. I later went on to become the captain of the debate team in my high school due to my uncanny gift with words and opinions. I have a masters degree in political science and liberal arts. I am smarter than anyone you will ever know. I have an iq of 250 which was recognised by a professional group of elite scientists. How fucking dare you challenge my masterfully crafted opinions. I rub shoulders with the richest and smartest people in the world who can make you disappear without a fucking trace. I know why you are questioning me. You are simply jealous of me living the high life while you suck dick and contract STD's for drug money. You fucking peasant. You are dirt. Filth. You should know your place in this world already. I'm done with you. I've had enough of your petty arguments and low iq. Im going to engage in some real discussion with intellectuals such as myself somewhere else. I hope that in a few years, you will realise your place and cringe at your old points and worship me and my high Iq.
      Goodbye.

  • @suppeeps7492
    @suppeeps7492 Před 4 lety +109

    I think you’re having too much fun with these shovel ware games....
    Part 3?!?!

  • @chefcito9802
    @chefcito9802 Před 3 lety +9

    2:49 boogie is dancing to the rhythm of the background music!! Gold!!!!!

  • @ackyducc5040
    @ackyducc5040 Před 3 lety +7

    I love how he uses rhythm heaven music in his videos. It's just kind of fun for me to try to find out what a mini game it comes from

  • @fevv8790
    @fevv8790 Před 4 lety +95

    15:00
    This gave me serious AVGN Vibes

    • @diegogonzales9653
      @diegogonzales9653 Před 4 lety +8

      I thought he was gonna chuck the game into oblivion

    • @BigTiger_99
      @BigTiger_99 Před 3 lety +5

      Imagine starting this Vid at 11:45 on December 31, so that you start the new year with Scott ranting about KFIR!
      Also, I was expecting him to put this as the worst if the bunch.
      #Justice4MythMakers

    • @gracjanszmyt1442
      @gracjanszmyt1442 Před 3 lety +5

      10:05

    • @sailorskj9002
      @sailorskj9002 Před 3 lety +2

      If you pause it at 15:00 his doing the AGVN face

    • @leighasbell3624
      @leighasbell3624 Před 3 lety +1

      Oh, man I am such a big fan of AVGN!

  • @jomar1001001
    @jomar1001001 Před 4 lety +96

    My favorite piece of shovelware is The Witcher 3, right next to Trips my parents Divorce Attorney when i was 6!

  • @VolksDK
    @VolksDK Před 4 lety +22

    7:44-7:47 i dont think ive ever laughed as hard at a youtube video in my life

  • @DJ_Khaalis
    @DJ_Khaalis Před 2 lety +58

    "So I took out a loan for 2 grand and spent it all on dewormer paste." Wow, never thought that line would be relevant to our current life, but here we are.

  • @benwiese8990
    @benwiese8990 Před 4 lety +15

    All games ranked
    1.Birthday Party Bash (Duncan Hines Coupons)
    2.Paws & Claws Pet Vet
    3.Game Party 2
    4.Jelly Belly Ballistic Beans
    5.GSN Presents Family Gameshow
    6.M&M's Beach Party
    7.Gummy Bears Magical Medallion
    8.The Smurfs Dance Party
    9.Boogie
    10.Gummy Bears Minigolf
    11.My Horse & Me
    12.Truth of Lies Someone Will Get Caught
    13.Disney Sign it Pop Hits
    14.Petz Sports
    15.Petz Crazy Monkeyz
    16.Puppy Luv
    17.Alvin and the Chipmunks
    18.Yamaha Supercross
    19.Kart Racer
    20.Hotel for Dogs
    21.Family Party Fitness Fun
    22.KidFit Island Resort
    23.Myth Makers Trixie in Toyland
    24.Kawasaki Quad Bikes
    25.Myth Makers Orbs of Doom
    26.Kidz Sports Basketball
    27.Kidz Sports Ice Hockey
    28.Kidz Sports Crazy Golf
    29.Myth Makers Super Kart GP
    30.Action Girlz Racing
    31.Billy the Wizard
    32.Mini Desktop Racing

    • @daviiiid.r
      @daviiiid.r Před 4 lety

      Thanks i was looking for this

  • @triton6490
    @triton6490 Před 4 lety +56

    9:10 now that a *_Killer, Bean_* game

  • @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep
    @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep Před 2 lety +23

    Horse pills and de-wormer paste... Oddly relevant now.

  • @nman551
    @nman551 Před 2 lety +5

    Whenever I’m sad, I just watch one of your videos, and then all my sadness goes away. Thank you for helping me cheer up when I have a bad day.

  • @JJROSSO1666
    @JJROSSO1666 Před 4 lety +38

    You may never leave the Shovel ware kingdom. You will stay for eternity.
    Or until you make another Shovel ware episode

  • @NorthwestBearcat1214
    @NorthwestBearcat1214 Před 4 lety +84

    6:34 I hope scott didnt buy that Turkey decoy just for that joke. That's like a 100 dollar decoy

    • @spongeman3090
      @spongeman3090 Před 3 lety +2

      Hey! If he can buy tons of shovelware crap, he can buy a $100 decoy!

  • @fecxorfecxor768
    @fecxorfecxor768 Před rokem +4

    “I don’t necessarily agree with how it’s controlled” is an underrated line.

  • @TheGhostbusterfan
    @TheGhostbusterfan Před 2 lety +7

    I recently started watching our boy Scot. He's the overly sarcastic, overly optimistic friend I never knew I wanted.

  • @isaax961
    @isaax961 Před 4 lety +157

    He's slowly transforming into the AVGN of this era. I love it

    • @kaphizmey6229
      @kaphizmey6229 Před 3 lety +15

      PERFECT description right here. my gen z ass never watched the original angry nerd, so scotty’s my go-to 👍🏻

    • @CJCat64
      @CJCat64 Před 3 lety +9

      @@kaphizmey6229 as a gen z who did watch avgn Scott is literally a gen z version of him

    • @tem684
      @tem684 Před 3 lety +7

      @@CJCat64 as another gen z who has watched AVGN, I can say that Scott is definitely more modern and appeals to gen z style humor more, while AVGN is a little bit stuck in 2009. AVGN is still great and I definitely like him, but I’ll always prefer Scott just due to me finding modern humor a lot funnier than humor from 10 years ago.

    • @CJCat64
      @CJCat64 Před 3 lety +3

      @@tem684 same

    • @AndyKusanagi86
      @AndyKusanagi86 Před 3 lety +8

      except his focus isn't necessarily the shitty games that suck ass. he also talks about quality stuff, rather than just things that make you want a buffalo to take a diarrhea dump in your ear.

  • @yellowpie
    @yellowpie Před 4 lety +55

    Shovelware, something Donkey Kong Barrel Blast isn't! It's better than these games in every way, even in graphics! You will pay for this transgression!

  • @adeeta5701
    @adeeta5701 Před 3 lety +4

    When you randomly click on a Scott the Woz vídeo and you realize that you haven’t watched it before:
    Scott the Pog

  • @Kaitou1412Fangirl
    @Kaitou1412Fangirl Před 3 lety +17

    "I said this game was garbage, and it said it was a lie." Broke me. I nearly cried from laughing!

  • @dmansuperich2800
    @dmansuperich2800 Před 4 lety +77

    Fun Fact: There are approximately 1535 Wii games
    I can bet atleast half of those are shovelware

    • @imBailout
      @imBailout Před 4 lety +4

      I would have to agree with you on that

    • @Diddy64wii
      @Diddy64wii Před 4 lety +19

      Believe it or not : the PlayStation 2's library is three times larger.
      Yes, you read that right : Sony's most successful console had *OVER. FOUR. THOUSAND. GAMES.*

    • @bedroombleach831
      @bedroombleach831 Před 4 lety +2

      90% GET. IT. RIGHT.

    • @Custer_X_Of_The_DAU
      @Custer_X_Of_The_DAU Před 4 lety +2

      Agreed

    • @Cinko420
      @Cinko420 Před 4 lety +3

      The Accidental Hipster
      Nah it's more like
      50% Shovelware
      10% Nintendo
      10% 3rd Party Games from SEGA and Capcom mostly
      30% Indie Games (Plus A Hat In Time)

  • @parks97
    @parks97 Před 4 lety +40

    3:26 thanks to Vinny I hear Final Fantasy 7 music whenever I see that smurf dancing

  • @madoka7074
    @madoka7074 Před 3 lety +5

    13:36 so this is why you never see a Dutch shot in a racing movie, because you end up with mini desktop racing

  • @ethanisfancy
    @ethanisfancy Před 2 lety +7

    The dewormer paste line: a hilarious joke in 2019, a weirdly topical issue in 2021

  • @nsan6460
    @nsan6460 Před 4 lety +6

    Me: I'm bored
    *Scott uploads*
    Me: And this why Scott deserves his own holiday

  • @Pikachu_Snivy_57
    @Pikachu_Snivy_57 Před 4 lety +23

    I liked the first video, so I appreciate there being a second one.

  • @RizzAustralianHistory
    @RizzAustralianHistory Před rokem +6

    2:38 fun fact: Boogie was constantly advertised on Toasted TV (a morning cartoon show. ranging from to tmnt to transformers to yugioh).
    actually alot of wii games were advertised there.

  • @tales9476
    @tales9476 Před 4 lety +6

    I actually remember playing Paws & Claws Pet Vet... My parents bought it for my sister, but since we didn't have too many games, my siblings and I ended up playing each others games. I actually got a suprising amount of enjoyment from the game. That said, I was a kid, and it's not like my standards were particularly high.

  • @SpaceApe45
    @SpaceApe45 Před 4 lety +19

    1:44 i laughed so hard i was louder than a bell

  • @JustMikeyyy
    @JustMikeyyy Před 4 lety +91

    When shovelware returns
    *_*Aw shoot, here we go again_**

  • @mert7373
    @mert7373 Před 4 lety +20

    6:34
    No one:
    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    Scott: "You caught me in a goose."

  • @LezbeOswald
    @LezbeOswald Před 3 lety +5

    i remember back when i got my first DS Lite, i'd seen commercials for the Petz games (though it was mainly just Dogz back then) and i really wanted it. when i went to Best Buy, i didn't find Dogz, but i found Nintendogs and got that instead. that's like the opposite of how people get shovelware except i avoided it. definitely the best mistake i've made in my life.

    • @CCClarinet12
      @CCClarinet12 Před 3 lety +1

      I had both Dogz and Nintendogs but Nintendogs is a better game

  • @momo55o71
    @momo55o71 Před 4 lety +77

    BUT WHERE DID BIRTHDAY PARTY BASH RANK, SCOTT?!?! I NEED TO KNOW!

    • @pokemonmanic3595
      @pokemonmanic3595 Před 4 lety +3

      MoMo55o Expired Duncan Hines coupons/10

    • @realoctolink64
      @realoctolink64 Před 4 lety +2

      I actually have that game and it's not that good.
      The coupon was good though.

  • @Jason5H
    @Jason5H Před 4 lety +45

    This part always gets me!! XD 9:33

  • @milfhunter7210
    @milfhunter7210 Před 3 lety +6

    13:01 I HAD THIS GAME I LOOKED FOR IT FOR SO LONG

    • @1971tdog
      @1971tdog Před 2 lety

      I’m sorry you had this game..

  • @BoochiDoochi
    @BoochiDoochi Před 4 lety +7

    "You can get more monkeys i named them all Jim" is my lifelong quote