[Space Station 13] Baton Bandit Joey Petunia (Thieves)
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- čas přidán 11. 07. 2024
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Joey Petunia: steals all of Sec's batons
also Joey Petunia: saves Head of Sec's life, aids in preventing the revolution
PROFESSIONALS HAVE *STANDARDS*
It follows that a thief who values private property over all would hate space communists who wish to abolish it.
Hoarders are the choatic neutral of the antag world
No sec, No batons
You unintentionally made sec hound me all shift because I was the only paramedic on shift wearing a winter coat. Which was even worse because I was a Blood brother doing a really bad job, absolutely terrified I was gonna get arrested for the one crime I didn't commit
Blood brothers are enabled on Manuel?
@@TheSilvernuke Yeah. Though they're kind of overshadowed by prog traitors now
When did Blood Brothers come back?
@@lamorte42 like...two or three weeks ago. Heretic Is back too
I just took blood brother off of my antag list. my brother is always fucking incompetent or afk after 5 minutes into the shift. Is Manuel as awful as Terry when it comes to people valid-hunting?
I like the Thief role. Gives you an objective you can't murderbone your way through things, but allows you leeway to being as lawless _or_ lawful as possible otherwise. Seems like a nicely balanced role, if harder since going lethal isn't an option in most causes.
RIP thief role
yeah we live in dark times now
@@data_5674 Thank fuck. It was literally just there to steal threat from other antags and people went against the intention of the rule and just killed at the slightest of inconvenience. Coders can't make an antag to save their fucking lives - even current prog traitors, who exist to make sure tots can't just murderbone 5 minutes into the round with full power gamer gear, have half their objectives consist of killing a crewmate so instead of getting syndie bombed 5 minutes in you get fireaxe'd by some guy on stims and a beaker of healing and speed chems
@@petnaby Yeahhh, all prog tot did is make some players spray grafitti, kill station pets, or behead some random janitor to claim their head for a side objective to get some reputation points.
Of course, Highchapel has the masterful technique of seeing your hair through your hood and knowing that Joey Petunia is the only person on this entire space station with a gas mask.
The fact they estimated right is pretty astounding tho
Highchapel admin aboose
The sugar on top is that... Mebert didn't even lie when being interrogated, just dodged questions like a pro.
i appreciate the tips and explainations on what you're doing and why you're doing it
super helpful
Same.
7:58 that happens a lot when you play the same character many times over
My character styles a blue large ponytail and Im a known shitter so when I start going loud, even if I have my ID hidden, sec already knows its probably me.
I somewhat counter that by wearing a biohood over the gasmask, but you dont always have access to those
running hardcore random can solve this but there’s a chance you will roll junkie smoker plasmeme or pacifist miner, in which case you should probably just commit suicide.
alternatively, if you’re in the science department you can make mulligan with slime mutation toxin and unstable mutagen or steal the appearance of a humanised monkey at genetics (someone to operate the console is needed for this option)
Hair is pretty much the only distinct feature any character has besides their species, so just like, use a mirror. Go bald. Win.
Just shave your head, problem solved
@@sci_pain3409 You don't need hardcore random, you can actually set it to randomize just your appearance and name, and even to only randomize them when you're an antagonist! Melbert should honestly probably do that since it seems to be an actual problem in this case.
@@Sniblet Distinctive afro helps with this too! No Afro, not you.
Another bloody brilliant round!
That HoS was left with egg on their face!
Bravo Mr. Melbert!
the hos and captain metagamed the hell out of a an attempt at democractic revolution and instead of exiling the two heads caught despite NO violence, killed them instead.
@@GrinchAxel I didn't know that.
Still a cool round.
@@hermeticinstrumentalist6804 14:52 >2nd headrev is discovered
15:02 >immediate execution
15:14 >HOS switches from harmbaton to survival knife
15:34 >decapitated post-death
15:51 >head of security takes the decapitated head and immediately cuts the brain out on purpose. (look at that chat box on the right)
15:54 >grabs brain for further hard roundremove.
absolute shitsec moment.
@@GrinchAxel Holy balls.
That is a terrifyingly dickish thing to do.
Joey is the master of gaslighting sec
i think i did it better, I gas lit sec so fucking hard that i wasnt a ling that they let me go despite someone screaming i was a ling and their body was chopped up
Got to switch up the facial covering, they're on to you! What about a nice balaclava?
Advanced strat: melt your face with fluorosulfuric acid to disfigure yourself to the point of being unidentifiable
@@aperturescienceguy2737 thats... jesus XD! Messed up but a great strat if that works.
Don’t forget to also change exterior clothings, wearing a departmental jacket is just a beeline straight for your area
"SHORT HAIR (you can see that through a hood?), GAS MASK... MUST BE JOEY PETUNIA!" - the crux of why all servers are null RP.
"What if we add cool new traitor objectives" *doesn't matter cuz lul metasec*
@@MindZye it was the AI not us
I like how if Sec doesn't use excessive force on you, you tend to help them out. But if they abuse their power nothing stops you from getting your revenge.
was cmo that round, I knew joey was up to something but I just assumed it was the usual traitor stuff
Was part of this round as a engineer, built a lot of stuff, then got bored halfway through. I didnt even see all of this happening!
Joey Petunia; Professional heister and unofficial SWAT member.
Love it when a plan comes together.
Sneak 100
I love that hoarder concept. Maybe I could do that but with chairs?
Wow, they should add this on beestation . Also, NEW VID ON MY BIRTHDAY! Great vid too.
Hep birfday
Beestation is pretty lrp these days though, random searches are regular as rain. If someone says you did something that's enough for a jail term.
@@hughmungus8340 nah blue alert allows random search’s, and it is pretty mrp whenever I’m on. No one breaks character, their characters are just dumb.
Happy birthday!
A lot of antags tend to just blow up everything and make the secs work harder, but by "helping" them you can make a false friendship and make them do not believe on people that knows about you.
My first appearance, lovely!
Given the short hair and gas mask, Joey Petunia.
Who's Joey?
Joey mama
Didnt know you could make emp nades. very useful..
I like how sec pops in with no evidence using meta knowledge (short hair and gas mask) and fucking batons you like 8 times. Can't pull this shit on Paradise.
I mean its more of piecing it together as it was the AI who called it out. The subject who did the crime is a gas masked person in full medical gear + medical gloves while the other medical staff are a cat doctor, a chemist who seems to have sat in one spot and the CMO. Kinda easy to guess who was likely the one out there.
Not even meta. It's someone from medbay and Joey was there asking for a baton and when asked for proof he never came back and the unknown only took the HOS' toolbelt. He's suspect #1. It would've been meta if they arrested him anyways after a clean search
Yeah, it’s just good reasoning.
@@petnaby if they used that as a basis that is fine, but the first comment was "short hair, gas mask, probably joey" any "reasoning" after that is poisoned as it's confirmed by meta knowledge.
theivery is fun, it seems.
Until you get caught :(
3:55 for some reason I imagined that borg in the halls trying to give you a hair cut to sound like claptrap by the way they spoke and the name they had, fucken hated claptrap
oh my god, a bot that goes around the station giving people haircuts
genius!
Can we get to know what you use in your syringes and grenades? Maybe wideo about what you use and what you want grenade/syringe to do?
new video, yey!
It was me Barry, I stole the batons.
This comment system is weird, the number of comments is one (now two becouse of mine) and i see nothing
Joey Objective: *Steal Shitcurity Batongs.*
The Rest of the Crew: *No Risk of Harm-Batong*
>fov mask
joey pls what are you doing
Wait, I never put two and two together, are you an admin?
How do you get it to highlight certain words?
Hit the settings button on the chat bar (gear icon on the top right corner) and there's an option to filter/highlight specific words. It's also how you set up separate chat tabs for OoC/Admeme PM/etc.
15:30 wow MODsuits don't even give decap resistance? Yeesh you may as wepl only use them for space/atmos/rads now
This is tg MRP, right? I really wish their EU server wasn't dead.
What is this? Looks like ss14 on steam
small amounts of thievery.
ADMEME PRIVILEGES I SWEAR TO GOD SMH
So-o... Being a hoarder just being a regular crew... Doing all the same stuff, huh?
Cat criiime!
This is bad. All your videos are subpar and follow the same format and still end up being super boring and dragged on despite having jumpcuts every 5 seconds to keep the ADHD kids satisfied. And of course you highlight every time your character's name is said. Just goes to show how in need of attention you are.
so true bestie
fucking crying over this interaction
@@gale1841 Same, Melbert's so funny y'all