[Space Station 13] Chief Medical Contractor Joey Petunia (Traitor CMO + Contractor)

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  • čas přidán 1. 07. 2024
  • Music is from Team Fortress 2.
    00:00 Team Fortress 2 - Rocket Jump Waltz
    00:39 Team Fortress 2 - ROBOTS!
    4:14 Team Fortress 2 - A Little Heart to Heart
    5:50 Team Fortress 2 - It Hates Me So Much
    8:03 Team Fortress 2 - Upgrade Station
    9:26 Team Fortress 2 - Saxton's Dilemma
    10:48 Team Fortress 2 - Sandwich Maker
    11:32 Team Fortress 2 - Red Bread
    13:43 Team Fortress 2 - Soldier of Dance
  • Hry

Komentáře • 53

  • @DDDloki
    @DDDloki Před 3 lety +202

    its hilarious just how miserably the first contract went, but then you pulled through and did it

  • @antiloompa8338
    @antiloompa8338 Před 3 lety +97

    Imagine seeing the contractor baton and not immediately pulling out your colt as det

    • @democrack113
      @democrack113 Před 2 lety +4

      Use baton then slam 6 rounds into cranium.

    • @SimpleGamer3333
      @SimpleGamer3333 Před 2 měsíci

      yeah, who would ever play dec without shotting suspects, what are you doing then? enjoying RP and not shooting everyone randomly?

  • @cervbond
    @cervbond Před 3 lety +64

    This man kidnapped the entire station

  • @therealstarplatinum
    @therealstarplatinum Před rokem +4

    That first contract went as well as somebody trying to fist a jet engine

  • @webber4494
    @webber4494 Před 3 lety +18

    Tf2 music really sells it

  • @lemonbot4906
    @lemonbot4906 Před 3 lety +78

    The editing, great!
    The music, great!
    The robustness, great!
    The first contract...
    You still complete it!

  • @Dethstorm
    @Dethstorm Před 3 lety +63

    I am telling you, this channel is underrated

  • @aperturescienceguy2737
    @aperturescienceguy2737 Před 2 lety +6

    12:57 melbert really just forgot to press the D key, huh.

  • @inwit594
    @inwit594 Před 2 měsíci

    The second guy just watching you try to kidnap him, then have to leave him, then following you to his demise was hilarious.

  • @ONIscrooge
    @ONIscrooge Před 3 lety +2

    Fucks sake that borg is persistent.

  • @sneed7555
    @sneed7555 Před 3 lety +10

    very cool melbert, thank you for this.

  • @tempusimperious5962
    @tempusimperious5962 Před 2 lety +2

    You cannot convince me otherwise that the Hierophant is a HLD reference

  • @Archangel2x
    @Archangel2x Před 3 lety +8

    Man these videos are amazing, the story, the music, the editing, its all perfect. I love this game. Thank you.

  • @DerThomie
    @DerThomie Před 3 lety +7

    you make one of the best ss13 videos out there

  • @keyabrade1861
    @keyabrade1861 Před rokem +2

    10:35
    UTTERLY PERFECT

  • @MagicalBreeze
    @MagicalBreeze Před 3 lety +21

    Just tried contractor yesterday..
    Didnt really know how the baton worked, just expected it needed two hits to stun a person for a good time..
    I hit them once and they fall right away
    Me: Ehhh what?!
    They get up immediately and shove me, i drop the baton
    Me: what the fuck is going oon?!
    I pick up the baton and try to hit my target, but apparently on harm intent it doesnt fucking stun.
    End up being shoved and beaten to death by my own baton.
    Heheh...
    Will try contractor again, this shit is hard af. True traitor experience im telling ya.

    • @lemonbot4906
      @lemonbot4906 Před 3 lety +12

      Yeah, contractor is for people who wanna test their robustness without murderboring.

  • @MrBluetshirtguy
    @MrBluetshirtguy Před 3 lety +4

    pretty good ngl

  • @TheRealBigsmoke21
    @TheRealBigsmoke21 Před 3 lety +3

    Good shit

  • @TheJinxCast
    @TheJinxCast Před rokem +1

    I thought secborgs were disabled before moods was added.

  • @Tory-JJ
    @Tory-JJ Před 3 lety +10

    WAIT I JUST REALIZED THIS WAS THE GAME I was a traitor MINER MOTHER luminoth LMFAO and I WAS THE ONE WHO FUCKING used the death note scroll on JERRY LMFAO... OH JERRRRRYYYYYYYYY
    Edit: you know you should really post like an edited/ un edited version of every video. I'd actually prefer to watch an unedited verison. The edits are nice but I like reading chat. Just a suggestion.

    • @MelbertSS13
      @MelbertSS13  Před 3 lety +4

      Maybe i'll post an unlisted full round link in the description, but I'd have to cut out the audio for most of them, since I listen to streams/music a lot while playing.

  • @anestom7403
    @anestom7403 Před 2 lety

    My man fired his smoke with wielding gun

  • @artemefimov8215
    @artemefimov8215 Před 3 lety

    We are the mercenaries!

  • @Stanehable
    @Stanehable Před 3 lety +4

    I thought i saw you on Russ Money video . Hah

  • @FatCat919
    @FatCat919 Před 3 lety +4

    pen uplink is where its at dawg

  • @lem1681
    @lem1681 Před 2 lety +5

    Wait, did the detective got out of the welded locker?

  • @egor14888
    @egor14888 Před 3 lety +13

    Why did the borg harmbaton you lol

    • @IAmTheChronos
      @IAmTheChronos Před 3 lety +7

      I had been onehuman'd by someone, the HoP I think

    • @XiaoYueMao
      @XiaoYueMao Před 3 lety

      @@IAmTheChronos why did you care to arrest a tot then, did your one human tell you to, or did you just want to

    • @IAmTheChronos
      @IAmTheChronos Před 3 lety +4

      @@XiaoYueMao I was told to by the non-tot hop

  • @55ziomal55
    @55ziomal55 Před 3 lety +31

    How do you ever become this robust?

    • @lemonbot4906
      @lemonbot4906 Před 3 lety +13

      Knowing the game well and having a really good mouse.

    • @ronmka8931
      @ronmka8931 Před 2 lety +2

      @@lemonbot4906 i have 1500 hours into the game and I still am not robust

    • @ollyhilt
      @ollyhilt Před 2 lety +1

      Good gaming chair

    • @projectkepleren
      @projectkepleren Před 2 lety +1

      @@ronmka8931 game sense also needed and competent understanding of the opponent mindset

    • @ronmka8931
      @ronmka8931 Před 2 lety +1

      @@projectkepleren lmao i wasted my life away at that game, I'm happier now that i don't play that garbage anymore

  • @ctrlaltdelete6539
    @ctrlaltdelete6539 Před 2 lety

    Wait...did you emp your chameleon clothing?

  • @Sarum9nich
    @Sarum9nich Před 2 lety +1

    Unrelated to a video question - can you create toxins in ss13 that forceable changes gender and/or race? Like mixing something that forceably converts people into catgirls.

    • @PrincessSunbutt
      @PrincessSunbutt Před 2 lety +2

      You can use the machines in genetics to copy a cat person and turn your victim into them, then use surgery to change their gender and face, then use a razor to change their hair style. I believe there are also ways to change hair color. Also you can use surgery to put tails and ears onto people.

    • @Troxonater
      @Troxonater Před 2 lety +3

      I think you probably could make a gender swapping grenade using xenobio, but specifically turning someone into a catgirl I don't know anything about.

    • @Sarum9nich
      @Sarum9nich Před 2 lety

      @@TroxonaterThanks for the help.

    • @private-local-enemy
      @private-local-enemy Před 10 měsíci +1

      this is a year late but you can make charged black slimes by feeding black slimes ten yellow slime extracts and adding plasma to the result
      the only thing is, you can't forcibly make someone use it and the race they turn into is completely random. which means they (or you, if you use it) can 100% turn into plasmamen and combust on the spot and die horribly
      but it is fun to roll up to the HoP line with some non-crew organic that used to be a golem to ask them to give your son/daughter/whatever a job. or i find it fun. shrug emoji
      alternatively you remove the cat ears and tail from some poor felinid or their soulless corpse and surgically attach them to your restrained and unwilling patient. you can find extra ears and tails in the cat doctor space ruin if you don't have soulless felinid corpses sitting around :)

    • @Sarum9nich
      @Sarum9nich Před 10 měsíci

      @@private-local-enemy Thanks for the answer. You are a bit late though, i lost interest in this game a year ago.

  • @ValoTheBrute
    @ValoTheBrute Před 3 lety +2

    Serber?