The Zoo Race - JonTron
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- čas přidán 12. 12. 2014
- Jon wants to take a break this holiday season. The universe will not let him.
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Credits:
Director/Actor/Head Writer - Jon Jafari
Writer/Cinematography/Co-Editor - Paul 'Olive.Man' Ritchey ( / paulritchey )
Writer/Crew/God - Dominic Moschitti ( / dommoschitti )
Title Cards + XMAS Intro - Michael Azzi : / michafrar
JonTron Logo: Keanu Modeseven Jones + Shane Gill of / dykgaming
Christmas Intro Music: Jerryterry - / xxjerryterryxx - Hry
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I can't tell if this game is being ironic about the whole religion thing, or if it is legitimately trying to promote Christianity.
Either way, all of the developers were definitely doing all of the drugs when making this, regardless of their religious views.
Poe's law in action.
Im pretty sure that, if anything, it's trying to ridicule christianity. You're totally right about the drugs thing though... Sheesh, thats some good stuff...
Itypecommentssometimes thank you so much for making that comment. knowing that someone else knows what Poe's Law is, makes me feel like pure gold (Au)
AD⁹ Red Keeseman
www.zoorace.com/ This is a legitimate game, and there actually is a Noah's Adventure 1.
Itypecommentssometimes This is the first case of Poe's Law though, where I can't even figure out whether it's supposed to be pro or con on the surface level. I'm not even talking about whether it's a parody or not. Both characters are clearly idiots so what the fuck... ? Maybe it's a parody of insane people ...or sane people. I dunno! My head hurts.
You know, it's games like this that bring Christians and non-Christians together. Because, even with our different beliefs, we can all agree that this game is incredibly fucking stupid.
You nailed it right on the head there.
amen.
~From an Honest to goodness Christian.
Well, we got one. It's a start. Also, the Room. That's two.
***** , The Room reverts Christians into aetheists, because no God would allow such a monstrocity to happen. Likewise, it reverts aetheists into Christians, because only an otherworldly nature would mishmash such stupidity into one film.
Preach that shit
Hannah: "I'm not feeling so well..."
I guess you could say she was feeling a little.....hoarse.
You barely pass this one just barely
JonTron is filmed in front of a live studio audience.
She didn't feel so good.
*slow clap*
Just take my like
It's nuts just how rewatchable Jon's videos are
I KNOW
Raphael is the best turtle.
@@WyattMcFeelz if you need new things I would recommend Manley reviews he funny
Jon is just...PERFECTION
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 MICHAEL IS
Apparently according to the author this game took 3 years and over a thousand dollars to make.
THREE YEARS. OVER A THOUSAND DOLLARS.
What the fuck.
I thought they shit on the keyboard and hit Send.
Psytress C-op-cake That too.
They must've been rich to waste all that money and time...
They probably bought all the assets :P
They probably had to buy the rights for Tamar the Tiger. That must have been a pretty pricy 3d tiger model.
Was that toilet flushing sound actually in the game? Because if so, that's either the most beautiful or most horrible thing I've ever seen.
It is indeed an ingame sound effect
Mary McGinnis it is an ingame sound effect :'D
Yes it is very much a sound effect that is ingame.
That definitely is an in game sound effect
Yes it is very much a sound effect that is ingame.
No one talking about how the two other people who weren’t even apart of Hannah and reuben’s conversation got turned into animals.
God missed
@@quantumblauthor7300 He tends to do that.
Didn't want any witnesses to what happened
It unironically makes me happy that Tamar the Tiger's description is "lovely"
Sublime
Excellent
Wonderful
Delightful
Joyous
Goat Simulator is the spiritual sucessor to this.
Calvin Parmeter >Goat Simulator
>Good
Pick one
Jontron should do a video about goat stimulator.
J. Cav Goat Simulator SUCKS!
Calvin Parmeter would buy it
Calvin Parmeter you're winner
jesus christ
STROM INKOMIN
video dinkle!
Cheese and rice
jesus christ is right, my bae
Dunkey.
this game.
play it.
now.
That J-pop haunts my nightmares.
Yes
Lol
I call it χ-pop, or Christ Pop.
That's... that's not what J-pop is lmao
@@networknomad5600 welcome to the joke
Remains one of my favorite Jontron videos. And it doesn't even have an appearance by Jacques.
Also, I love how Ruben's main reason for liking the Noah's Ark story is that he "loves animals", rather than any religious beliefs.
I wish I could talk to the developers.
It's been over 4 years and I still dont know why it played a toilet flushing sound as he creepily peaks over the desk.
Because he takes 3 years to make a video.
@@zoltanz288 Ruben takes three years to make a video?
@@horseluver4ever623 I have no idea what that comment of mine is doing there. I think I left that in a different thread. Wtf?
@@zoltanz288 I was thinking as much.
It's pure art. There doesn't need to be an explanation other that it is a blessing that it exists in the first place.
This game need ducks. Maybe then it would be better.
Agreed
And a panda
Cynthia Bell what about a potato?
Jeff The Potato No potato all marshmallow
D U C K B O Y S
i literally watch this every year for christmas
❤️
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas, friends. I'm back to rewatch too :)
@Sad Gordon Ramsey same
i literally watch this every day
It’s been 6 years since I first watched this, and I still want to know which thing Jon didn’t think existed: Egyptians or Pirates
Had to be Pirates right? I mean with the pyramids and such we have proof.
I’m sure pirates, but I like to think Egyptians.
Am I the only one who doesn't get why we have to argue? I mean seriously, lets just keep our beliefs to ourselves, no need to go pointing fingers and yelling "He started it". We're not a bunch of 5 years. Seriously, as a Christian, I face palm whenever I see any party, Christian or Atheist, go "Humph, my belief is always perfect and clean and the other guy started it". To Christians, no need to go ramming non-believers in the face with words of hatred, as Jesus or God would not want us to. For Atheist, its fine to state you don't believe in "x" religion, just don't try to provoke another group with hateful messages. If anything, I hope we can stand on the principle that Christmas is supposed to be a time of peace and that we should spend it in delight rather than in hate.
IKR! As a atheist I respect and congratulate that we have are own beliefs. We are al different and we need to respect each others beliefs !
PREACH! BOTH O YA!
Do I know how you feel
There aren't many of 'em like you and me, brother...-to be fair I'm kinda agnostic these days but the point still stands.-
Thank God (or whatever believe in) there are some people who actually are making since here. I think JonTron fans might have lost it :/
I'm running out of JonTron Videos to watch, halp pls.
There's a explosion on my ears when I watched this with headphones.
+Gambyte I heard he was going to split the last episode into 2 parts
+Exkuto 123 HELP
I've rewatched them all atleast 4 times each...:c
***** Yes, I have seen the beans. Nice of you to share it here though.
“I like books about animals, those other books are boring to me” -Every furry ever
XD genuinely underrated comment
As a furry, I know you’re definitely not wrong. Even in books where they face the same challenges as us they just make me care more, y’know?
Bold of you to assume furries don't read any other book and just imagine furry characters in place of human ones.
@@selkrasouza6262 well, most...
As a Furry that isn't true.
I love Prince of Egypt film.
I love other things too.
15:33 science, and religion, and a bear with a pink hat on the moon
Stay tuned folks we got more where that came from
Ruben : "Will Jon release his content on a consistent basis "
Jon : "Now Ruben you know that's a loaded question "
Wait a minute I know you. You were the guy that gave caddicaurus George of the jungle on PS1
chloerogers He’s very fortunate that Caddy spared him. That game was awful.
Also, minor correction, it was actually the PS2, released in 2008, but you wouldn’t be blamed for assuming the PS1 since it looks that bad.
this comment has not aged well lol
he still won't
Jesus Christ is the only way to heaven turn to him before it is too late
1:07 "There's no rest for JonTron, is there. There's no rest."
*goes on 7 month hiatus*
I prefer to flexseal my ass shut
Lol
Umm excuse mwa butt it’s “/(A)\” JonTron
Wait till the future he go's on hiatus again for who knows how long
Kr1sp Hiatus? You mean Coma. That's what this shit does to a man.
"Has about as much depth as two five year olds arguing over who the best ninja turtle is"
A perfect description of the Ssj4 vs SSB argument.
Simple Answer: SSJ3
The "reminder: actually happening" and Jon ascending to Heaven always kill me.
The Zoo Race:
From the animators of Foodfight
and the writers and director of The Room
WHAT? Tommy Wiseau himsellf?! oh man, i must buy this shit!
So that's it.....I knew this game reminded me of something.....
and the voice actors of birdemic
There was animation in Food Fight?
Writers and director of the room can be summed up with two words- Tommy Wiseau
those aren't rats Jon, those are rodents of unusual size
I don't believe they exist
INCONCEIVABLE
+King Drew I do not think that word means what you think it means
Wizard Gohan don't make me have to duel you to the pain
Is that true nightmare?
It’s become a Christmas tradition to revisit this video.
Seriously though, Jon has a much better singing voice that he lets on.
I think he actually did theater if I'm remembering my grump lore correctly
Atheists and Christians may disagree in a lot of ways about the world, but at least we can all, for once, that this game is a horrifying monstrosity.
This is the best game ever! Forget Metal Gear Solid; BioShock; Last Of Us; or Star Wars : Knights of The Old Republic. This game is the real thing, baby, give it to me!
Agreed!
Joshua You forgot The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.
as a witchcraft apprentice, i agree
KentuckyWallChicken uh..hi?
Why is JonTron so rewatchable?
Dappis if you rewatch his videos, you'll know
I know why is he so rewachable
because with how infrequently he uploads you don't have much options
That's a loaded question Reuben
because he's jontron.
12:50 The question i ask as 2020 continues
XD
🤣🤣
Ruben is so cross-eyed, he can read two books at once!
Jon I hate to be that guy but I can confirm, as a historian, that both Egyptians and pirates both did exist, and did exist at the same time.
Skull and Crossbones flag waving pirates did not exist 12000+ BC
Sky Strauser I guess technically, no, _that_ type of pirate didn’t exist alongside the Egyptians, but they definitely did exist.
If I can double down on "that guyness" might I add that Egyptians have existed during more less all time periods. They exist even today, in Egypt.
@@sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149 Not for very much longer
@@marcar9marcar972 that's for us to know and for you to find out
I wouldn't be surprised if this was made by hardcore atheists to discredit religion..
I also wouldn't be surprised if it was made by religious people who had no idea how to make a game.
Both are equally viable.
Very true.
tman008 *severely religious. there are some of us who are - regular level religious - and would never think of this lol
ulises gomez That is true, and is what I meant to say.
tman008 yea whenever i look at someone whos like an evangelical or christian or something and theyre doing the most, i just look away
I think the latter is more likely just because in pure numbers Christians>Atheists
8:31 his reaction to the gunshot fucking kills me every time; I can’t fucking breath
Am actually watching this again nearly 10 years later n yet its better than most content coming out 2024
Ah that tiny not-so-grump on Jon's shelf makes me so happy.
Yay you saw it too :D JonForever
Just that thing chilling there makes me smile. :)
*****
If only the people that waste their time saying that Arin denies Jon being on the show would just die out.
Cause Arin never said that Jon wasn't on the show, nor has he made any hints.
fancy seeing you here :'D
illbringyoudown Oh hey! :D I'm everywhere these days
1 who made these games
2 how did you find these games
1. people on meth
2. magic
Info Chan
1: Satan
2: They fell from spacr
*space
I like spacr better..
conchudo12345 *THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON*
This whole video was just Jon sitting there, baffled at what he was looking at for 15 minutes.
Become more so because I learned today this was made 3 weeks away from halo 3
That is a horrifying profile picture
7:45 Hey Tomar look it's you.
I’ve had the dishonor of playing this game and yes I can confirm the toilet sound is a thing
Any gems from this game that he managed to miss?
a brave man
S billings
This seems like a game that would only be allowed on the library computers in a catholic school during the videogame violence fear mongering. That or it’s the only game your religious parents would allow you to play since they were too scared to get you Pokémon, World of Warcraft, or Club Penguin.
You mean the honor?
sir i think you accidentally wrote 'dis'
"Do you think that Noah had any creature races in those days after the world flood? Did Noah play and have fun with the animals?"
Actually, Noah got drunk, passed out naked in front of his kids, and cursed one of them.
It's a bit more complicated than that. For one thing, one of his kids probably raped him.
I dunno about Noah but Lot's daughters (the ones he offered up for rape rather than the smokin' hot angels) did get him drunk and then impregnate themselves after the whole Sodom fiasco.
+MahaerHD (Mahaer Mahmud) I'm a Jew, so I believe he did.
And I'm an atheist, so I believe both stories are full of shit. :3
Fair enough.
Good lord, this is almost 10 yrs old now. Excuse me. There are some kids on my lawn I need to yell at.
Does... does anyone know how Jon found this... t-this absolute *gem* of a game?
probably from the same place BrutalMoose did when he covered it ages ago.
Some religious website selling games in a mega obscure way.
sooo, the train can smash through solid rock, but explodes on a billboard?
MAKES SENSE TO ME!!!
I get it!
I don get it
Because uhm, uh,
............yes...............
+The AngelAJPwny jontron reference right?
James Moore
Yes.
The whole "To the moon though" meltdown gets me every time.
“Yogurt’s(?) takin’ me to the Moon!”
I was today years old when I realized he's saying "you're just"
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I just spit my water all over the place I couldn’t stop laughing 😂
.. To the moon, tho.
If Neil Armstrong went to the moon but didn’t know where he has going 15:16
Happy 7 years to this absolute classic.
Make that 8
Mr. Stark, I don't feel too good. *becomes actual spider*
Rowan Brown lol
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
I would pay to see that alternate sequence
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Yeas
I feel like this game is a perfect representation of what Christianity is. A conflicting clusterfuck.
Amen.
You mean a representation of some peoples perception of Christianity due to many things, such as misguided Christians saying and doing the wrong things.
If you mean different types of Christianity conflicting, then yes.
***** Don't start a flame war.
DylanDude120 He is absolved of all responsibility as a result.
9:41
I still remember the first time watching this.
Huh. Kind of reminds me of Super Mario 64.
Half a second later.
I have to come back to this video every now and then and rewatch it to make sure this game actually happened and wasn't just a drug-fueled fever dream
"Did Noah have fun and play with the animals?"
I had disrespectful and kinky thoughts
+Pink barool The internet left not a single mind unbroken.
saaaame m8... BESTIALITY!!!!
thata not even kinky anymore thats straight up bestiality
DONT SAY THAT IN THIS CHRISTIAN NEIGHBORHOOD
A
We can make a religion out of this.
no don't
the sun is a deadly laser
@@malachiatkinson7245 HOW BOUT I DO
A N Y W A Y
And then everything died in a tornado
We need more of this content! I need more history of stuff..
I like how this woman is literally just like "Read the entire dictionary, Ruben." like, that's her FIRST reccomendation for what he should read
It's a common insult from obnoxiously smart people towards stupid people, or at least it used to be. Basically, she's saying he's so simple-minded it's the only thing he'd be able to follow.
Happy Holidays Everyone!
Jon,
Yes, Noah's Adventure 1 exists.
You know what you must do.
Rachel Dilts we must die 😶🔫
Oh God, no.
Isn't it basically a Doom clone?
It's a Wolfenstein 3D clone.
We in Italy we have a CZcamsr who covered it... Christ that's something not even bleach can erase
2014: Ah boy, here we go.
2019: Ah shit, here we go again.
How's it hanging Zim
@@themartianmantis2694 Our favorite Irken is back!
2021: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
6:32 not a lot of people know but C-- actually exists
It's ridiculous how often "Ooohhh noooo Harry" pops into my head.
quote " The skies the limit when you don't give a shit." - JonTron
*sky's
Haha I made 70
My life quote
I live by this
Holy shit, this game was released in 2007.
Or Mario 64.
+Yamamanama Mario 64 wasn't released in 2007.
It wasn't, but it looks better than this game.
Yamamanama Good point.
you mean the same year half life 2 portal and tf2 were put on xbox and some were made
“ *FIND THE CREATURE Living in you* “ is the kind of banner you see on a forum you don’t tell people you go on.
The comment and the pfp make it clear that you know too much
14:34 "This pizza looks l-.... I-. I- ai-... I ain't got nothin' left that's a fuckin... there's a pizza on the ground..."
gets me every time to this day
Yes. This game will bring MANY people to the Lord!!!
This is a perfect game to feature for Christmas!
Hilarious, Jon!
Every church needs a dancing pig wearing a top hat.
Sir Skeptalot, my liege! You watch JonTron?
You misspelled Jon! A pox on your house for this heresy!
Also, cool to see how small the internet makes the world, so to speak.
Keep looking for logicked!
Tl2aV
You could say it was a.... Revelation.
Cause you know there ain't no rest for a JonTron.
Good games don't grow on trees.
I love you for the Cage the Elephant reference.
Nicole Richwine you got games to play...... shit to beat
we should make this a full song
Shadow phoenix And there ain't nothing in this world free-to-play.
Chandler Hull He can't calm down, he can't relax, though you know he wish he could
***** You know there ain't no rest for the Jontron, until he finds a game that's good.
Was the model for this woman a blow up doll?
🤣
Wait, you didn’t edit that sound at 4:39? I’m speechless too.
10:16 when the zoo race is more aware of Christianity’s Jewish roots than most modern Christians
"Playing these games is hard work so I'm going to kick back, relax and... Play a game" -Jontron
a Nintendo game
I think he meant playing bad games is hard work.
+FloppyFlapjak 69 likes.
+zekroh6986 “Dalek Zek” He was planning to play a Nintendo game, but he realized he had to review Zoo Race.
"There's no break for jontron, is there?
This looks like the Video Game equivalent of "Food Fight"
xD
More like the equivalent of "The Amazing Bulk".
yet you can actually have a laugh from it
【Official】eClipes I agree
【Official】FROEZOEN [2TD STAFF] I'm the 400th, like
I’m back again for my annual Christmas rewatch
2:38
Wait... wasn't Noah supposed to take 2 of each kind? Why the fuck he did he bring an army of sheep and deer on his ark?
Food
This has been the weirdest day ever.
Holy shit! Hi Tim!
hi tim
TIM!
Greetings Mr. Bishop
Was it this game alone?
"There's no rest for a JonTron, is there?"
Now, Reuben, you know that's a loaded question.
*DID NOAH HAVE FUN AND PLAY WITH THE ANIMALS*
*NOW RUBEN, YOU KNOW THAT'S A LOADED QUESTION*
This game feels like a fever dream.
Sickening that this is 8 Years old now
10:35 commin in from dowwwwnn tooowwn!
Toni bamanaboni
DUNK THAT BALL, NOAH!
Toni bamanaboni pupsi
Fun fact: Noah’s adventure 1 actually exists, and the characters in that game are the very same ones walking in the background at 5:48. And yes, it was a true piece of art just like the sequel
Luckyeti omg jontron must be told about this!!!
@@kayhaven4710 He knows, he's just protecting us
is it that one nes game?
@@moomooold nah, it's on PC. It's a game where you basically play hide and seek with the ten animals on the ark. There's also an animal trivia mode.
For some reason, I kept mixing it up with that FPS Noah's ark game based on the wolfenstein engine. That was on the SNES.
You spelled "art" wrong. It's spelled S-H-I-T.
It’s so hard to believe this was 6 years ago
Christ I feel old
this almost become a tradition to watch this every year during the X-mas month
Sameeee
This is the 3rd comment that I saw in this video that says the exact same thing
God: *sees this game*
Also God: Noah get the boat.
Noah: wh.......*sees game* already ahead of you big guy
Here we go again
@@johngancarcik5682 Me teleporting to the Mega Man universe: 13:21
As someone named Rueben, I can safely confirm that this does does happen on a daily basis.
Thank you for confirming this.
THAAAAAAAAAAAANKS RUEEEEEEBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN. THAAAAAAAANKS BUDDYYYYYY
Thank god
As someone named Hannah, I can confirm that this is indeed true.
+Hannah Thompson As having a sister named Hannah, I can confirm your confirmation of confirmation to be true
I will never forget JonTron questioning the existence of pirates and Egyptian people
This might be my favorite Jontron video of all time, it’s just so ridiculous and re-watchable
When the librarian tells you you’ve been reading too many books, you know you’ve been reading too many books,
I just feel like they tell you that when you keep checking out way too many books and have too many late fees.
Now I know where asdfmovie got the idea for Desmond the moon bear.
He got here from a rocket now we know
That would work if asdfmovie wasn't years older than this video.
But is it years older than the game? *the plot thickens*
Sandor Szabolcs I can guarantee with about 98% certainty that TomSka, if he even has ever heard of this game, had not heard of it prior to the creation of Desmond the Moon Bear.
I know, I know, I was just joking dude :P
Man that 2014 in the title hit different
I’ve watched this video every year at least once per Christmas season. A timeless classic
*_"C'MON HANNAH LET'S RACE"_*
Litenin MacQab Kerchoo
Nectarine
Oh hi Mark
*_"YOU NEED TO GET A BRAIN RUBEN"_*
*L E T S R A C E H A N N A H*
LET MY PEOPLE GOAT
+ANDREW SALTINO
LET MY SHEEPLE GOAT
Let my Goat's Bleat!
Ahh Bible jokes, for when you don't care someone's making fun of your religion cause it's just too funny!
LET MY GOAT'S GOAT!!!
GOAT MY GOATS GOAT
It's that time of year again.... time for my annual rewatch of Zoo Race
BRUH SAME
I’m watching this Christmas episode in July , 8 years later and it holds up. Very funny thanks for all the laughs Jontron
Mr.Stark...I dont feel so good...*turns into animal*
I came to the comment section looking for this very comment
lol
Spider-pig, Spider-pig, does whatever a Spider-pig does.
Dang, i was about to write it
@@dustinrausch5008 He's not Spider-Pig anymore, he's Harry Plopper.
50% - People complaining about the ratio between people complaining about religious
flame-war and religious flame-war
45% - People complaining about religious flame-war
5% - Religious flame-war
+rezaka116 1% replying to comments complaining about the ratio of people complaining about religious flame wars to religious flame wars to religious flame wars
+rezaka116 Shut. Up.
why the fuck do people make these and/or care about them
+rezaka116 0.1% People quoting funny lines from the video.
"I don't even know what the fucks your problem. There's a police cocaine boat....from Miami."
"I think it might be a Pharaoh Goat!"
+A Verbal Combatant ikr
7:18 L O L
"science, religion, and a bear with a pink hat... which doesn't fall under science OR religion"
Merry Christmas 2022
As a Christian, I would like to say that this game may take a few... artistic liberties.
Yea, everyone knows Ruben turned into a hippo, not a rhino.
HorseLuver4Ever and Hana never actually won a race, she cursed out god for making her a slow animal so he made her into a ham as a victory feast from the winners.
@@kareemmasri3934 But ham is an unclean meat and this is the old testament, so everyone who partook of the victory ham was smote.
I prefer it like this.
More like severely autistic
CZcamsr: *mentions God in a video, no matter how little the video has to do with actual religion*
Commenters: *lose their collective minds debating religion*
Get a grip, guys.
Ikr
ImJustSayin2014 We can conclude that the word 'God' is an offensive word on CZcams.
You are so true.
GUYS WE HAVE TWO RELIGION NATZIS HERE!!!
+Emma Crow Storm yep gotta hate them natzis.
By the way your argument is invalid on the internet when you can't spell, asshat.
The Majora’s Mask sound at 1:54 is a pretty nice touch
"Science and religion ......and a bear with pink hat ...... On the moon"
To the moon tho. *YOU'RE JUST TAKING ME TO THE MOON!*