The Most Ridiculous Infomercial Ever (with Matteo Lane)

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  • čas přidán 15. 08. 2023
  • Matteo Lane's channel! go watch his special :) ➭ @matteolanecomedy
    today we're entering a time capsule and watching the magic bullet infomercial from like 2003 or something. i've gathered with matteo lane to chat about this strange infomercial for the magic bullet
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  • @Surreal469
    @Surreal469 Před 9 měsíci +2608

    This infomercial was so popular there were multiple sequels including the whole gang on vacation, a surprise fling and a camping trip. There's a Magic Bullet Cinematic Universe. Yes I'm serious.

    • @allyzapena1001
      @allyzapena1001 Před 9 měsíci +119

      They have to do a magic bullet seriessss

    • @SRlikethetoothpaste
      @SRlikethetoothpaste Před 9 měsíci +115

      And, in the vacation episode, it is suggested that Hazel and Vern sleep together! No joke.

    • @JBabyLeather
      @JBabyLeather Před 9 měsíci +21

      Yes! It’s amazing That it’s basically a series

    • @trevorhaddox6884
      @trevorhaddox6884 Před 9 měsíci +20

      I'm getting Long Man vibes from that, but worse.

    • @dragonquestV
      @dragonquestV Před 9 měsíci +40

      Don't forget the baby bullet baby shower video

  • @andrewandrewandrewandrewandrew
    @andrewandrewandrewandrewandrew Před 9 měsíci +2636

    It’s been 20 years… and I still don’t know if the Magic Bullet infomercial took place at a bed & breakfast or the morning after a swingers party.

    • @koolaidman_
      @koolaidman_ Před 9 měsíci +341

      There's enough pineapples to read between the lines

    • @janaekelis
      @janaekelis Před 9 měsíci +111

      with all those fruits theres a pineapple in there

    • @jessjess23brooks89
      @jessjess23brooks89 Před 9 měsíci +42

      You cracked the code.

    • @alaynanestman5207
      @alaynanestman5207 Před 9 měsíci +127

      I always thought they had some sort of party the night before with the way people were dragging their asses into the kitchen, and a swingers party definitely makes the most sense. Possibly at a resort! Because who would have that ungodly amount of fruit??

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona Před 9 měsíci +87

      It has the exact vibe right away of “all these people just had sex with each other” and there’s like 20 people
      None of them are related and they’re all touchling each other

  • @TLajoiexx
    @TLajoiexx Před 7 měsíci +1376

    I like to imagine this is set the morning after a wild swingers party and everyone is avoiding the awkward tension by hyper fixating on a crappy blender

    • @Awesomeferret10
      @Awesomeferret10 Před 5 měsíci +71

      New headcanon

    • @motiemo
      @motiemo Před 5 měsíci +18

      LMAO

    • @Violet-Storm
      @Violet-Storm Před 5 měsíci +55

      This was literally the conclusion I had drawn before I came to the comments section to see if I was the only one. I think we’re besties now. Like contractually, I think that’s how it works. ❤😂

    • @dvizr
      @dvizr Před 4 měsíci +39

      I mean… every swingers party has at least one magic bullet.

    • @endymallorn
      @endymallorn Před 4 měsíci +9

      I mean… that’s not exactly off the mark from the later episodes

  • @arianamaria_
    @arianamaria_ Před 2 měsíci +329

    Mateo just casually whipping out his hot foreign boytoy to roast the salsa was the best thing actually

    • @mutestingray
      @mutestingray Před měsícem +29

      Such a flex wtf

    • @miss_elaineous_
      @miss_elaineous_ Před měsícem +47

      That's his husband 😂

    • @waddledeedeee
      @waddledeedeee Před měsícem +26

      what an absolute heartthrob. im so happy for matteo and so jealous of him

    • @asmrtpop2676
      @asmrtpop2676 Před 25 dny +7

      @@miss_elaineous_How does that change what they said from being true 🤓

    • @1Dbabyboy
      @1Dbabyboy Před 5 dny +3

      “Mateo we have better taste then that” Rodrigo sounded soo disappointed omg

  • @cat-rz5rz
    @cat-rz5rz Před 9 měsíci +1390

    the best part of this is that "magic bullet" absolutely sounds like a sex toy

    • @certifiedboghopper9622
      @certifiedboghopper9622 Před 9 měsíci +134

      certainly gives credibility to the swinger allegations

    • @commonotaku6191
      @commonotaku6191 Před 9 měsíci

      spencers has a toy called pussy power 💀 i dont doubt they got their own magic bullet too

    • @jeremyross9698
      @jeremyross9698 Před 9 měsíci +54

      I mean, anything can be a sex toy if you're brave or relaxed enough.
      Also, I was like #69.

    • @FlixCreEightR
      @FlixCreEightR Před 8 měsíci +4

      But wait a min!!!

    • @fluffycritter
      @fluffycritter Před 4 měsíci +40

      There actually is a sex toy called a “silver bullet” and there are definitely people who get those confused

  • @stephiguess737
    @stephiguess737 Před 9 měsíci +6139

    what a kind soul gabi is, making videos with her local senior citizens!

    • @curly_girly12
      @curly_girly12 Před 9 měsíci +130

      ikr so kind of her

    • @starparodier91
      @starparodier91 Před 9 měsíci +250

      As a 32 y/o I appreciate the inclusion

    • @LeilaleilaZ
      @LeilaleilaZ Před 9 měsíci +151

      My dyslexic ass read this as chicken soul first?? And was like what tf does that mean? Lmao I was so amused when I re-read and understood 😭

    • @cdba_
      @cdba_ Před 9 měsíci +80

      @@starparodier91 good to see a representative of the senior youtube community in the comment section

    • @CrustyPancake
      @CrustyPancake Před 9 měsíci +9

      @@LeilaleilaZ😂

  • @VoteOrDie99
    @VoteOrDie99 Před 7 měsíci +324

    Fun story, my neighbor broke into my house via my bedroom window at 2 am while the Magic Bullet infomercial was on my bedroom tv, and i got woken up by the sound of the windown unit AC in my room being knocked onto the floor in my room. I was like 9. This just gave me a bit of a flashback to that moment but watching you guys make jokes about the infomercial makes me feel so much better about it. It's kinda therapitic. Thank you.

    • @courtneylila8383
      @courtneylila8383 Před 2 měsíci +6

      why he do that tho

    • @VoteOrDie99
      @VoteOrDie99 Před 2 měsíci +12

      @sharkcuddles-bq2jl I still don't know to this day. I've wondered the same. 16 years later and still I don't know.

    • @yuyutubee8435
      @yuyutubee8435 Před 2 měsíci

      @@VoteOrDie99 Stealing copper wire out of the walls for some money for methamphetamines.

    • @penguinsrbirds2
      @penguinsrbirds2 Před 2 měsíci +4

      @@VoteOrDie99 What did they do, though? Were they just shuffling around the room? Did they go anywhere else in the house? Did they SAY anything? Did they just leave immediately???

    • @VoteOrDie99
      @VoteOrDie99 Před 2 měsíci +25

      @@penguinsrbirds2 actually there wasn't enought time for anything to really happen. The guy entered through the window in my room, and because he had to knock down the window AC unit to get in, and it was in my room, on the floor, the loud noise had me woken up (but this ad was on my bedroom TV, my bedroom light was on, my brother who I shared my room with at the time was awake and my bedroom door was open cus my brother was coming in and out, so by the time the dude entered fully, I was up and awake. Guy entered via window, saw that I was VERY alert, he was desperately begging for me to not yell, and screamed like a banshee. Within seconds, literally, my parents were in my room (we live in a small place, and my bedroom door was already open before any of this happened), and kicked the guy out via the same window he came in. My landlord was his landlord too, and he got kicked out I think Within a day or 2 (I was 9 so idk what exactly happened after the event). But I'll always remember, this EXACT long infomercial was on the TV when all of this happened.

  • @lewis45acp
    @lewis45acp Před 5 měsíci +179

    Hazel is basically when your small town high school drama teacher tells the class that there will be a substitute the next day and then shows up “in character” for an entire day

    • @intensivepurpose
      @intensivepurpose Před 2 měsíci +9

      Hazel committed to the bit for sure

    • @NerfHerder909
      @NerfHerder909 Před měsícem +5

      Shades of Mrs. Nelson and Viola Swamp! In fact... do we know that Hazel isn't Viola Swamp? She's got the vibe.

    • @Tekacreates
      @Tekacreates Před měsícem +1

      ..
      This sounds so specific...

    • @user-eq5vy4he7w
      @user-eq5vy4he7w Před měsícem

      i just-
      who does that

  • @suddenlyezra5782
    @suddenlyezra5782 Před 9 měsíci +1502

    I'm 36 years old, and I can almost recite this infomercial by memory. And the worst part is that the machine works! They didn't need this infomercial because the product actually stands on its own. But here we are.

    • @janaekelis
      @janaekelis Před 9 měsíci +62

      right! i have one and i actually love it. I'd defend it with my life

    • @LikaLaruku
      @LikaLaruku Před 9 měsíci +7

      I'm 40 & I've never seen this infomercial before today.

    • @romywhite290
      @romywhite290 Před 9 měsíci +37

      I refused to fall for it for ever, but a couple years ago mom got a nutribullet.... Now I have one. I loved it.

    • @barbieoftheweek
      @barbieoftheweek Před 9 měsíci +7

      I'm 27 and I watched this every Sunday

    • @MadMadMandy
      @MadMadMandy Před 9 měsíci +14

      I was going to write this, I'm 30 and from Denmark, this was my 'I refuse to go to school'-TV infomercial 😂. I have seen it way too much!

  • @andrewlavigne3471
    @andrewlavigne3471 Před 9 měsíci +1030

    Rodrigo was criminally underutilized in this video. I think we all want to see more of him

    • @crazyowlgirlcncowner
      @crazyowlgirlcncowner Před 9 měsíci +79

      EXACTLY! I AGREE!!! His commentary throughout would've elevated the video even more.

    • @janaekelis
      @janaekelis Před 9 měsíci +212

      the extremely quiet ".....beans.....?"

    • @DrowsyScientist
      @DrowsyScientist Před 9 měsíci +46

      Beans

    • @mickyodell
      @mickyodell Před 9 měsíci +91

      And the way he was visibly shocked when he heard “that’s salsa”

    • @2cat4life
      @2cat4life Před 9 měsíci +41

      i think we'd all like to see rodrigo

  • @yourdecoydream
    @yourdecoydream Před 2 měsíci +80

    I like that him offering him a smoothie and saying “how about a bit of the hair of the dog that bit ya” kind of implies he was hungover from smoothies lol

  • @garystein8610
    @garystein8610 Před 3 měsíci +227

    I'm an old geezer, circa 1954, and I'm really enjoying this video. You're destroying my favorite infomercial, and I'm right there with you. This ad is so over the top, and the characters are so broad, and it's hilarious! I also love the "3 second" countdown. Just counting to 3 while actually blending 9-10+. No dirty pots or pans, but 200 Magic Bullet blending cups. Thank you for the laughs. Can't wait for the next one.

  • @silentbob1204
    @silentbob1204 Před 9 měsíci +773

    I think the only plot that makes this infomercial make sense is : This is the morning after a swingers party at a senior living facility and the hosts want to impress their friends.

    • @janaekelis
      @janaekelis Před 9 měsíci +67

      its definitely hazel's house and she came downstairs bc she's bored

    • @stagrunners
      @stagrunners Před 9 měsíci +36

      I have had this EXACT conversation with people, this is a swingers party

    • @mikeharvey7966
      @mikeharvey7966 Před 9 měsíci +18

      I can see it! My read was, this was the timeshare (equivalent) captive audience portion of this group vacation. They sneak it in a day into the trip so that you aren’t immediately scared off!

    • @danb9447
      @danb9447 Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@mikeharvey7966this is so much better than the swingers party read

  • @Maria_745
    @Maria_745 Před 9 měsíci +1032

    I love them blending foods to a pulp to make recipes that are supposed to have separate but combined distinct ingredients lol

    • @hintsiren
      @hintsiren Před 9 měsíci +72

      Everything is sludge.
      Like their blending their own paints. Gotta have all the colors. 😰

    • @gracel2mart
      @gracel2mart Před 9 měsíci +75

      Like, Alfredo could make sense, but salsa? Blueberry muffins? Omelettes???

    • @notapplicable6985
      @notapplicable6985 Před 9 měsíci +12

      ​@@gracel2martIn defense, I kinda like super blended salsa

    • @LostApotheosis
      @LostApotheosis Před 9 měsíci +27

      @@gracel2martas someone who hates chunks of fruit in baked goods, the blended muffins are kind of a vibe. Though I would probably turn the blueberries into a syrup and swirl it.

    • @brn2579
      @brn2579 Před 9 měsíci +14

      ​@@gracel2martMost Mexican restaurants I've been to in California have blended salsa. You're thinking of Pico de Gallo.

  • @legionnaireminis
    @legionnaireminis Před 2 měsíci +86

    My personal lore for this infomercial is they were spiked with acid on a cruise by a disgruntled teen, they're all strangers and none of this is real its all in their head. They're just trashing the kitchen at 4am

  • @mairykenupp4420
    @mairykenupp4420 Před 7 měsíci +122

    This has major Michael and Jan dinner vibes. They trapped these people into breakfast to try and make them invest in her husband's alien smoothie machine business. "And for only 10.000 dollars you can get in this amazing business opportunity with us!".

    • @kiingalysha
      @kiingalysha Před 2 měsíci +4

      This is exactly what I was thinking! Like this is how they rope all their hungover friends into a “business opportunity”! 🤣🤣

  • @Sachzilla
    @Sachzilla Před 9 měsíci +912

    This infomercial has lived rent-free in my head for 20+ years. Sometimes I randomly think “Curry powder for everything!”

    • @TheCrowAngel
      @TheCrowAngel Před 9 měsíci +29

      My wife and I both have fond childhood memories of this infomercial. We bought one as a joke because it also has lived in our heads rent free.

    • @rmdavidov
      @rmdavidov Před 9 měsíci +6

      ​@TheCrowAngel do you end up using it?

    • @jessjess23brooks89
      @jessjess23brooks89 Před 9 měsíci +3

      It honestly unlocked a core memory 😂

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley Před 9 měsíci +3

      ​@@TheCrowAngelDo you use curry powder for everything? 😂 (I kid, I kid)

    • @peteriverson4682
      @peteriverson4682 Před měsícem +3

      For me , it’s “dinner, always a production” or “Na-chos anybody?”

  • @cierrapettis8739
    @cierrapettis8739 Před 9 měsíci +1040

    Y’all don’t understand… my childhood friend and I RECORDED this on VHS 💀 We thought it was the funniest thing ever and would watch it over and over. I love this. This takes me back. ❤

    • @imperfectlypayton
      @imperfectlypayton Před 8 měsíci +53

      I literally loved this and begged my parents for it. I LOVED infomercials for real. Don't even get me started on "set it. AND FORGET IT!"

    • @noranizaazmi6523
      @noranizaazmi6523 Před 8 měsíci

      @@imperfectlypaytoninfomercials are so much funner to watch than normal advertisements honestly

    • @allieoop7024
      @allieoop7024 Před 5 měsíci +3

      I had it recorded on TiVo and rewatched it frequently as a kid. 😂

    • @G.S.Holland
      @G.S.Holland Před 3 měsíci +4

      Oh, I understand. I would stop what I was doing when I came across it on TV and watch it every time. I fantasized about having a custom playset with the actors as action figures.

    • @Lee-fi4il
      @Lee-fi4il Před 3 měsíci +4

      I would just wake up at 5 am every morning to watch it. I WENT TO DISNEY AND STILL WOKE UP BECAUSE I COULDN'T MISS IT. 😂

  • @And.r.ew.90
    @And.r.ew.90 Před 3 měsíci +10

    Even here in the Netherlands it was always on tv. “Bob’s your uncle, Beck is your aunt” has been blueberry cemented in my brain ever since.

  • @bunniecakes5506
    @bunniecakes5506 Před 2 měsíci +8

    I died when Rodrigo was like "beans".

  • @ylktr
    @ylktr Před 9 měsíci +471

    I love that one of the selling points is that it takes up no more space than a (ridiculously large) coffee mug, but by the end of the commercial there's a whole countertop full of accessories.

  • @descendintostanarchy
    @descendintostanarchy Před 9 měsíci +661

    Omg Matteo is one of my favourite comedians right now. This is a dream come true.

    • @im_the_trashman
      @im_the_trashman Před 9 měsíci +28

      yea i saw one of his live shows and it’s weird seeing him with a youtuber i watch

    • @allyrose6437
      @allyrose6437 Před 9 měsíci +9

      ​@@im_the_trashmanikr! Like two worlds colliding

    • @ChrysanthosC.
      @ChrysanthosC. Před 9 měsíci +3

      Same lol

    • @glswain
      @glswain Před 9 měsíci +3

      His channel is great too

    • @osnapitzmaia
      @osnapitzmaia Před 9 měsíci +3

      fr the most unexpected but amazing collision

  • @your.local.person6809
    @your.local.person6809 Před 3 měsíci +11

    "freshly chopped onions" maam thats puree

  • @ellietrotta8626
    @ellietrotta8626 Před 7 měsíci +25

    AW you missed the whole Vernon "Yuck I hate broccoli!" :D

  • @SuperGod2099
    @SuperGod2099 Před 9 měsíci +330

    I'm of the right age to have watched this with friends on several hungover Sunday mornings. We were absolutely convinced that this was the awkward morning after a swinger party where these people had all swapped partners, and some of them were regretting it.

    • @littlemsterious991
      @littlemsterious991 Před 9 měsíci +38

      that. is EXACTLY the vibe i'm picking up between these people, they all know each other too well and are too annoyed at each other

    • @nettack
      @nettack Před 9 měsíci +29

      Imagine waking up from an awesome night of passionately hugging the masses, craving breakfast and having to sit through a 30 minute demonstration by someone stuck inside an MLM instead of you.

    • @T-bear73
      @T-bear73 Před 9 měsíci

      yes!!

    • @littlemsterious991
      @littlemsterious991 Před 9 měsíci +6

      @@nettackI'm actually never going to get over _stuck inside an MLM instead of you_ holy shit

    • @sunnypupbarks
      @sunnypupbarks Před měsícem

      the dumb blonde is the female hosts younger sister, who was having trouble with her husband. they concocted a plan to throw a swinger party to spice up their love life & have some fun, and the host couple took it as an opportunity to stage a brunch demonstration of their newest patent. it didn't save the marriage.

  • @AthenaPOfficial
    @AthenaPOfficial Před 9 měsíci +305

    My mom has a magic bullet but it broke so now we just use it as a water cup. Surprised that with the 1000 uses they listed the one we use it for isn't featured

    • @gyroscope915
      @gyroscope915 Před 4 měsíci +21

      Oh hey, I have a magic bullet cup that I use for juice.
      It's a great juice cup, dunno if it was a good blender

    • @systematicirony666
      @systematicirony666 Před 4 měsíci

      Fancy seeing you here 😂

    • @SparkleP8nter
      @SparkleP8nter Před 4 měsíci

      I can't find the blender part but I still have my mugs

    • @torkaviantales802
      @torkaviantales802 Před 2 měsíci

      SAME!!!!!

  • @JakeAdkinsOfficial
    @JakeAdkinsOfficial Před 7 měsíci +25

    This infomercial was the best sitcom of the 2000s. Everyone who couldnt sleep has seen this multiple times.

  • @vineetdodd9915
    @vineetdodd9915 Před měsícem +12

    Gabi and Matteo have incredible chemistry they need to do more of these!!

  • @skh4ppy
    @skh4ppy Před 9 měsíci +254

    Rodrigo is an icon and we need a sequel that develops only his character.

    • @crazyowlgirlcncowner
      @crazyowlgirlcncowner Před 9 měsíci +46

      YES YES YES AND YES WE NEED MORE RODRIGO! I DEMAND HIM
      - sincerely, a Mexican offended by the nasty bland salsa

  • @pok_tea903
    @pok_tea903 Před 9 měsíci +348

    This would’ve thrived if they advertised this as an easy baby food maker.

    • @machetenikki
      @machetenikki Před 9 měsíci +56

      I think it thrived in general lol they were everywhere

    • @LesleyMVA
      @LesleyMVA Před 9 měsíci +19

      The baby’s food maker did thrive 😂

    • @MinttMeringue
      @MinttMeringue Před 9 měsíci +58

      They had a separate line for that, actually! I think it was just smaller and had smiley faces on it.

    • @annawalston7267
      @annawalston7267 Před 9 měsíci +27

      Omg, somebody tried to buy us the "baby bullet" and I was like nah we have the target brand magic bullet, we're good.

    • @entirelybonkers8832
      @entirelybonkers8832 Před 8 měsíci +6

      @@MinttMeringueit still exists I don’t have a magic bullet and actually plan on getting the baby bullet lol it also comes with baby food cups and stuff

  • @dowfreak7
    @dowfreak7 Před 2 měsíci +8

    I was so onboard with the "I think this is the most disgusting" bit. Blending up hard candy would undoubtedly just leave shards of crunchy dust in your milkshake.
    And then the throws in "peppermint in my chocolate, ew". Never have I been more disappointed. Choc+Mint is a magical combination.

  • @TheAmazingfulOne
    @TheAmazingfulOne Před 2 měsíci +10

    Hazel walked so "good steering wheel that don't wiff out the window while you driving" could run

  • @stilgen16
    @stilgen16 Před 9 měsíci +241

    The "hair of the dog that bit you" means a remedy for something that contains a small amount of what caused the ailment. It's an idiom most often used to reference drinking a little bit to cure a hangover

    • @smalltime0
      @smalltime0 Před 9 měsíci +9

      Only alcoholics need one, why isn't somebody helping him?
      Also, isn't hair of the dog a commonly known thing?

    • @aud7593
      @aud7593 Před 9 měsíci +1

      we just call it repairing where I'm from lol

    • @smalltime0
      @smalltime0 Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@aud7593 Ireland?

    • @cleo5090
      @cleo5090 Před 9 měsíci +3

      canadian and have never heard of this saying

    • @lexp6099
      @lexp6099 Před 9 měsíci +11

      @@smalltime0 Yeah I dont' think it's the idiom as much as the weird delivery.

  • @Jmorris3265
    @Jmorris3265 Před 9 měsíci +721

    I love these commercials. The bold promises, the bland looking food, the amount of character that is injected into the skeptical older women, absolute perfection.

  • @TheEbonchi
    @TheEbonchi Před 3 měsíci +13

    My god i remember this saga.
    As an adult all i can think is this is set in a sober living house and one of the freshly clean addicts is in a manic mood right when the magic bullet he ordered arrived.

  • @kelsiemcveety999
    @kelsiemcveety999 Před 7 měsíci +10

    28:35 chocolate mousse in a martini glass was peak 2000s

  • @VoodooAsparagus
    @VoodooAsparagus Před 9 měsíci +462

    Next episode Gabi attempts to make all of these dishes using a MagicBullet.

    • @jeremyross9698
      @jeremyross9698 Před 9 měsíci +15

      She just goes "fuck it" and throws all the food in her kitchen in it.

    • @thatoneinternetguy9258
      @thatoneinternetguy9258 Před 9 měsíci

      @@jeremyross9698and it all gets blended in 10 seconds or less! :D

    • @codyxvasco592
      @codyxvasco592 Před 8 měsíci +6

      Would watch "Making 7 different flavors of concrete"

  • @eyeview3765
    @eyeview3765 Před 9 měsíci +164

    This is cleary the morning after a swinger party, minus the bacon and the one tense couple with a parner that broke their pre-party "no kissing" rule 😂

  • @timothybrown5999
    @timothybrown5999 Před 3 měsíci +13

    This infomercial just wouldn’t go away. It was on late night and seemingly took up whole hour blocks.

  • @jonathangill6584
    @jonathangill6584 Před 3 měsíci +6

    That chicken salad looked nasty but Matteo freaking out over the apple?! Have you never heard of a Waldorf salad????

  • @Chocomint_Queen
    @Chocomint_Queen Před 9 měsíci +209

    Matteo's sheer outrage at the idea of peppermint mint and chocolate is absurd. They're a natural duo!

    • @jeremyross9698
      @jeremyross9698 Před 9 měsíci +27

      Mint and chocolate is a better combo than chocolate and peanut butter.

    • @seanla38
      @seanla38 Před 9 měsíci +16

      ​@@jeremyross9698woah woah woah let's not get carried away nothing makes a better combo then peanut butter and chocolate 😂

    • @jeremyross9698
      @jeremyross9698 Před 9 měsíci +19

      @@seanla38 I disagree, but I respect your opinion. I'm lukewarm on peanut butter. Even though it has the word 'butt' in it.

    • @PizzaHutCEO
      @PizzaHutCEO Před 9 měsíci +9

      Yeah I love Matteo but he’s simply wrong on that one 😂

    • @aves3901
      @aves3901 Před 9 měsíci +7

      Okay I might get hate but that chicken salad recipe wasn’t too bad either…the ingredients were right (just need to add some more), just not when it’s blended to a juice!!!

  • @TheDondarrion
    @TheDondarrion Před 9 měsíci +320

    I have a proposition for you Gabi. You make more of these and I'll watch them. I think you'll find this arrangement very lucrative.

    • @DiMagnolia
      @DiMagnolia Před 7 měsíci +6

      This made me laugh so hard

    • @dvizr
      @dvizr Před 4 měsíci +2

      All you need to do is make 1… 2… 3… of these and we’ll all be eating.

    • @SparkleP8nter
      @SparkleP8nter Před 4 měsíci

      More like public humiliation of the poor actors

    • @TheDondarrion
      @TheDondarrion Před 4 měsíci

      @@SparkleP8nter huh

    • @BenSwagnerd
      @BenSwagnerd Před 2 měsíci

      Everyone will get
      Exactly what
      They want!

  • @marikasdaughter6263
    @marikasdaughter6263 Před 2 měsíci +5

    Hazel's smoke with the long ash that never falls even though she's flailing that thing around like a tennis racket being held with her mouth, is the best part of her for me.

  • @christopherwoods6777
    @christopherwoods6777 Před měsícem +8

    I use my magic bullet every day...for smoothies...grouting the tub...magic potions...inciting civil unrest....the uses are endless!

    • @wlb2j
      @wlb2j Před 29 dny +2

      It's the ultimate tool to manifest your best self and true destiny!

    • @christopherwoods6777
      @christopherwoods6777 Před 29 dny

      @@wlb2j all for one low price 😀

  • @finlegh
    @finlegh Před 9 měsíci +615

    with all these videos about infomercials I'm waiting for gabi to make her own, I think she's an expert by now

    • @ecogreen123
      @ecogreen123 Před 9 měsíci +4

      what would it be about?

    • @curly_girly12
      @curly_girly12 Před 9 měsíci +1

      need this

    • @thenightjackal8876
      @thenightjackal8876 Před 9 měsíci +4

      infomercial for her next sponsor read 🤔

    • @sarahm8657
      @sarahm8657 Před 9 měsíci +1

      Definitely would be a great way to advertise for merch tbh 👀👀

  • @samplasion9344
    @samplasion9344 Před 9 měsíci +184

    27:45 I'm convinced she's actually the voice of reason since even she couldn't comprehend how the hell those two pasta dishes suddenly appeared out of thin air.

  • @angelawintering6201
    @angelawintering6201 Před 5 měsíci +24

    Also I’d like to say, about the machine itself:
    I have a magic bullet from college. You cannot stack the cup things, at least not where they won’t topple over, so you have to store them all separately and it takes up an ENTIRE shelf!
    Plus! If you don’t have a dishwasher, good luck! These cups are the WORST to clean by hand because of the ridge things.
    AND ALSO half the time they’re putting things into the cups in this infomercial, they’re overfilling them!! This is SO much effort for a product that didn’t even get sold on a mass level because theirs works better than any of the ones in stores😂😂😂😂😂😂
    EDIT: I bet you five dollars that after ALL of the things they used the ONE blend motor for, that motor is for sure burned up and going to be slower from here on out 😂

    • @scrbusaucuparia
      @scrbusaucuparia Před 4 měsíci +6

      you’re so right … that whole kitchen must be filled with that weird smell of overheating magic bullet motor. also the coffee beans and ice cubes definitely blunted the hell outta the blades 😭

    • @angelawintering6201
      @angelawintering6201 Před 4 měsíci +5

      @@scrbusaucuparia exactly!! Especially putting the ice in last so it hits the blade first??

  • @travisgames6608
    @travisgames6608 Před 6 měsíci +5

    "Why are they rushing?"
    Me: they did break into these people's home.

  • @1upbros.244
    @1upbros.244 Před 9 měsíci +168

    Maybe i'm just high but I laughed so hard when Gabi insisted upon calling an omelette an egg smoothie

  • @lilguava70
    @lilguava70 Před 9 měsíci +229

    How has Matteo never heard of mint chocolate.
    I want a follow-up video where he loses his shit over the concept of a peanut butter & jelly sandwich or any other incredibly common popular combo.

    • @dvizr
      @dvizr Před 4 měsíci +11

      Someone order this man a grasshopper.

  • @ovalbeach
    @ovalbeach Před 3 měsíci +4

    Also…I used to visualize the reason for Berman looking so rough and Hazel coming down in a good mood, is that Berman snuck out of Hazel’s bedroom late last night.

  • @angelagarcia4221
    @angelagarcia4221 Před 4 měsíci +6

    "A little bit of jalapeño pepper" *proceeds to put in exactly one slice of pepper.
    This is like some sort of weird torture to my soul

  • @RogueAstro85
    @RogueAstro85 Před 9 měsíci +79

    Matteo's horror at combining chocolate and peppermint confused me. Chocolate and mint are a holy combination. The Andes mints are the only reason to go to olive garden

    • @davidfc7136
      @davidfc7136 Před 6 měsíci +6

      I was thinking the same thing, isn't it a common pairing?

    • @carleeelizabeth
      @carleeelizabeth Před 6 měsíci +8

      @@davidfc7136 in his defense who the fuck makes it by tossing in hard peppermint candy and blending it?
      (also too much mint makes me nauseous so i get it)

  • @hellothereangelface
    @hellothereangelface Před 9 měsíci +24

    “In ONE….TWO………THREE S E C O N D SSSSS” that’s like 10 seconds

  • @taipolar333
    @taipolar333 Před 2 měsíci +7

    I want Matteo to narrate literally everything in my life

  • @Tiggeh4416
    @Tiggeh4416 Před 4 měsíci +9

    this was literally my absolute favourite infomercial growing up, i’d be so excited waking up in the early morning and watching it😭

  • @ryankelly1826
    @ryankelly1826 Před 9 měsíci +125

    I still remember being high as hell watching this ridiculous infomercial at like 3 am at my friends house and thinking it was hilariously insane

  • @isabellablu1240
    @isabellablu1240 Před 9 měsíci +110

    I love Matteo Lane!!! I did not expect this crossover!!! As someone with a sister 10 years older than me (she's a millenial and I'm gen z), this perfectly captured the intergenerational bantering dynamic. Also great to see 2 people in different spheres of comedy collab. Artists support other artists!

  • @AS-010o0
    @AS-010o0 Před 3 měsíci +4

    17:35 he’s a cute pie 🥧

  • @toast99bubbles
    @toast99bubbles Před 4 měsíci +4

    Peppermint in chocolate is a common thing in the UK and is a good taste combination. After Eights are just really great and mint hot chocolate is so good.

  • @jamesjudkins9769
    @jamesjudkins9769 Před 9 měsíci +243

    It's not just an infomercial, it's a piece of history.

  • @hahwellthisisawkward
    @hahwellthisisawkward Před 8 měsíci +268

    Im one of the people that actually bought one of these, I specifically asked for it and nothing else for like my 8th birthday. In defense of the magic bullet, I used it all the time! It had a bunch of different cups and sizes and it did blend really well, but it really was no different than any other blender at the time lol I stayed home sick a lot and this was literally my favorite thing to watch 😂 it really lived up to the hype in my 8 year old eyes, but the worst part was cleaning the cups!

    • @SparkleP8nter
      @SparkleP8nter Před 4 měsíci +7

      👏👏👏 I loved mine

    • @bboops23
      @bboops23 Před 3 měsíci +17

      I wanted one so bad. I asked for it for Christmas every year from 12 to like 15. I never got my magic bullet and now that I have a ninja bullet I don't use it nearly that often

    • @j_gum
      @j_gum Před měsícem +1

      I bought one of these too and also loved it! (Well my parents bought me one too)

    • @fjr4205
      @fjr4205 Před měsícem +1

      This is adorable

    • @karimylo4002
      @karimylo4002 Před měsícem +1

      You just rinsed it out and then put water and a bit of dish soap in the cup, pop the blade on and blend. Takes care of most of the cleaning. I usually only needed to hit it with a sponge real quick after that and rinse. But I was 10 so maybe age gave me wisdom. Altho I still have a magic bullet always. And it's always the brand too. Lmao 🤣 I am loyal. But it is all because of those commercials. The whole series of them. Altho by time baby bullet came out I had a life. Was too old. But they got a customer for life from those crazy ass infomercials.

  • @Militant_Vegan
    @Militant_Vegan Před 4 měsíci +2

    12:51 this is actually really funny because my dad bought a magic bullet back then and guess where it is today? Living in the back of some cupboard 💀

  • @Yuoaman
    @Yuoaman Před 7 měsíci +8

    I 100% watched this infomercial in full late at night as a kid, I can't believe how much of it I could accurately recall as I watched this.

  • @EatinPaste
    @EatinPaste Před 9 měsíci +253

    As an also _"British person,"_ I'm embarrassed that he put in *_one_* jalapeno 16:22

    • @Dracon7601
      @Dracon7601 Před 9 měsíci +10

      Like the accent is either Irish or Scottish seems to change depending on the moment

    • @volundrfrey896
      @volundrfrey896 Před 9 měsíci +1

      One small piece of jalapeno

    • @brun4775
      @brun4775 Před 9 měsíci +12

      Definitely from northern England. Somewhere between Manchester and Blackpool.

    • @danielleho1451
      @danielleho1451 Před 9 měsíci +3

      also one tiny shake of curry powder lol

    • @jameskilgour387
      @jameskilgour387 Před 9 měsíci +4

      ​@@Dracon7601he's very clearly from the Northwest. That only sounds Scottish if you've never been north of Birmingham

  • @melvinthebravefish9788
    @melvinthebravefish9788 Před 9 měsíci +197

    This infomercial gave me life. We didn't have cable, so I would watch the infomercial channel when I was sick

    • @michaelleoanrd194
      @michaelleoanrd194 Před 9 měsíci +20

      We HAD cable and I'd watch the infomercial channel when I was sick.

    • @rebeccacruikshank1048
      @rebeccacruikshank1048 Před 9 měsíci +12

      I’ve found my people

    • @melvinthebravefish9788
      @melvinthebravefish9788 Před 9 měsíci +2

      @@rebeccacruikshank1048 Welcome home

    • @shelbyb9056
      @shelbyb9056 Před 9 měsíci +2

      I was so autistically in love with this infomercial as a kid that I would SEARCH for it late at night to watch until I fell asleep.

  • @donkeyphone2457
    @donkeyphone2457 Před 3 měsíci +2

    I LOVE THIS! This was one of my favorite infomercials at the time. I've seen this a zillion times. Now a zillion+1!

  • @activepuck2225
    @activepuck2225 Před 2 měsíci +2

    The ingredients used to make that chicken salad deserved a better fate.

  • @timothyhayes9724
    @timothyhayes9724 Před 9 měsíci +72

    My head canon, they're all swingers at a weekend getaway

    • @jdking5366
      @jdking5366 Před 3 měsíci +4

      Why is that so strongly the vibe here lmao it’s what I always thought too

    • @gargwinvinesnake6961
      @gargwinvinesnake6961 Před 3 měsíci

      Swingers waking up after a wild night.

    • @wlb2j
      @wlb2j Před 29 dny

      The best part is imaging Hazel's role in the orgy!

  • @fruitsalad8768
    @fruitsalad8768 Před 9 měsíci +86

    This felt like a very short 37 minutes, I was laughing the whole time and trying to figure out the hidden lore of the magic bullet infomercial mystery family

  • @user-po8vd3dy1q
    @user-po8vd3dy1q Před 4 měsíci +2

    “Stinky smelly garlic”… With a cigarette in her mouth! 😂😂😂

  • @devinbadey
    @devinbadey Před 2 měsíci +2

    I just your channel Gabi and I’ve been binge watching them. Now you have Matteo Lane on your channel! Love this. You create such great content.

  • @coltman18322k2
    @coltman18322k2 Před 9 měsíci +37

    Me and my sister still say hallapeeno because of this infomercial! There was also a sequel where they reveal the older woman and the balding guy slept together 🤯

  • @meerca67
    @meerca67 Před 9 měsíci +40

    I remember this informercial so clearly, it was the only one at the time that was shot like it was "real people" interacting w each other? Instead of somebody trying to directly sell to you. It was definitely more watchable for a 10yr old on a sunday afternoon when nothing else was going on

    • @silvermeasuringspoons6462
      @silvermeasuringspoons6462 Před 9 měsíci

      OMG your comment just bring back memories. 😂 I used to watch shopping channel for hours cause there's nothing else to watch.
      I'm not in English speaking country and these kind of infomercials got dubbed in the most absurd ways, it's ALWAYS hilarious.

  • @mollz28
    @mollz28 Před 6 měsíci +5

    this is one of the best product reviews/deep dives I’ve ever seen! Well done Gabi and Matteo!! you have easily become one of my new favorite CZcamsrs. And Mateo is the spitting image of one of my former coworkers, and I absolutely adore it.

  • @DustinBlack-eh7qo
    @DustinBlack-eh7qo Před měsícem +1

    The magic of the magic bullet is that it never ground anything evenly

  • @waterPsychiatrist
    @waterPsychiatrist Před 9 měsíci +126

    THE COLLAB WE DIDNT KNOW WE NEEDED AND DONT DESERVE!!!!!! (love matteo)

  • @kellydemarinara
    @kellydemarinara Před 9 měsíci +82

    I would wake up early every Sunday morning just to watch the entire magic bullet infomercial 😭 I had all the dialogue memorized lmao

  • @Tekacreates
    @Tekacreates Před měsícem +2

    13:26 felt like the infomercial from the Cat in the Hat
    Anything?
    Anything.

  • @mavinajfan
    @mavinajfan Před 3 měsíci +2

    My sister and I used to watch this full infomercial any time it was on and just be amazed. Now I question my 8 year old self. But I remember getting this as a joint Christmas gift from my parents and it wasn’t as amazing as I’d hoped. It ended up in a cabinet somewhere in the kitchen and was later, like 15+ years later, thrown out because we never used it and had a ninja blender and it was so much better. This was such an unhinged but top tier infomercial!

  • @thepolarphantasm2319
    @thepolarphantasm2319 Před 9 měsíci +85

    Magic Bullet's weird sitcom infomercial is still gold 😂

  • @cassandratemple45
    @cassandratemple45 Před 9 měsíci +88

    For me this infomercial feels like summer nights in my family's basement trying to beat the heat and trying to find something to watch at 2am, so thank you for that. Also I can't get over how they pretend it can shred cheese, and chop garlic in the same batch. So either the cheese is getting chopped or the garlic is getting shredded. That's just how physics works.

  • @plushdragonteddy
    @plushdragonteddy Před 2 měsíci +1

    frankly shocked that the line about the onions “[cheerful] there’s no time to cry!” isn’t a meme by now

  • @desireeeeam
    @desireeeeam Před 9 měsíci +30

    “This is the beginning of two girls one cup” “This is how to make different types of glue”
    This man is hilarious 🤣🥰

  • @chilibeer3912
    @chilibeer3912 Před 9 měsíci +55

    I have literally seen this thing dozens of times and it left a magic bullet sized hole in my psyche for years. As a kid watching infomercials late at night I was completely unaware how much stuff was just being glued to my brain until it gets referenced like this. I had no intention of ever buying this crap yet I would watch a freaking tv sitcom length ad every time it came on.

  • @aloevera533
    @aloevera533 Před 2 měsíci +1

    This is one of my favorite infomercials ever. It’s the best.

  • @anthonyfrascella4598
    @anthonyfrascella4598 Před 3 měsíci +1

    I feel so seen. I was obsessed with this infomercial in high school and no one else understood.

  • @jenniferfreese6816
    @jenniferfreese6816 Před 9 měsíci +24

    "spawn pasta with a cheat code" I would love that actually lmao. Also I loved when she said "jala-peen-oh" it was the whitest thing ever 😂

  • @sunshineonmymind7055
    @sunshineonmymind7055 Před 8 měsíci +163

    Y'all being so flabbergasted by the chicken salad is sending me 😂😂 I don't like raisins in mine but I usually do ground chicken, mayo, apples/grapes, and celery. I would never blend it all together but I do use a blender to chop the chicken cause I'm lazy and it's good! It really doesn't taste as weird as it seems lol

    • @sanriobutch
      @sanriobutch Před 5 měsíci +42

      i know and they harp on it soooo long and are so mean about it 😭 like ok we get it you've never heard of chicken salad even tho it's fairly common in the US move on already lmao

    • @daisychains8144
      @daisychains8144 Před 5 měsíci +18

      Maybe chicken salad has fallen out of fashion but I just saw chicken apple sausage at the grocery store today. There's no excuse for being surprised at such a normal combination of flavors 😂

    • @FolkTrashBitxh
      @FolkTrashBitxh Před 5 měsíci +8

      My thoughts exactly! I've also had the chicken apple sausages too and they're hella good. Chicken and apples just sorta work together for some reason

    • @SparkleP8nter
      @SparkleP8nter Před 4 měsíci +4

      The magic bullet can chop chicken if you tap it instead of turning on regular run

    • @Eternally_Sardonic
      @Eternally_Sardonic Před 3 měsíci +1

      Ditto. It's extremely common. Though I prefer yogurt over mayo.
      This infomercial has always cracked me up from the cringe.

  • @rodsella
    @rodsella Před 3 měsíci

    I remember watching this one but your comments are so funny, the energy between you two is really nice ❤😊

  • @wlb2j
    @wlb2j Před 29 dny +1

    11:30 Anne Heche (RIP) Meg Ryan, Halle Berry, Gwyneth Paltrow, friggin' Kate Gosling AND MORE celebrities rocked that atrocious hairstyle!

  • @moonfairy2325
    @moonfairy2325 Před 9 měsíci +92

    They really hype the food up, then it's just sludge everytime 😭 Also please collab with Matteo again, you're both favs of mine!

    • @CatyBee
      @CatyBee Před 3 měsíci

      Yeah, I don't want my muffins or omelette blended - I want them mixed... It's so weird.

  • @LeveldUp11
    @LeveldUp11 Před 9 měsíci +6

    17:21 Rodrigo said 1000 words in two head nods

  • @terryhinch
    @terryhinch Před 3 měsíci +1

    I used to have the script to this infomercial memorized. I don't know why I loved it so much.

  • @shadowtheimpure
    @shadowtheimpure Před měsícem +1

    This was one of my favorite informercials growing up, I still look back on it fondly.

  • @Frenchbeatles95
    @Frenchbeatles95 Před 9 měsíci +35

    I am 28 and remember seeing this infomercial a million zellion times when I was a kid. To the point that whenever my mom or I saw it on TV, we would call each other to the room to watch this. It was usually at night, so I would be up and my mom is watching TV in her room and she would call out to me and we would just watch it. We made fun of it and just enjoyed it. This unlocked such a core memory lol

  • @itskennyjohnson
    @itskennyjohnson Před 9 měsíci +56

    Millennial here. I have countless memories of seeing this infomercial late at night during summer vacations growing up, and just enjoying how amazing and terrible it is all at once. Thank you guys for unlocking that part of my childhood again. 😂

  • @ashleylitt7472
    @ashleylitt7472 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Please consider doing a part 2 ! You both are hilarious

  • @christianterrill3503
    @christianterrill3503 Před 5 měsíci +1

    I used to watch this exact infomercial when i was a kid and couldnt sleep or woke up super early. Have bad insomnia my whole life so i would wake up and watch tv when i couldnt sleep. Back in the late 90s and early 2000's nothing was on tv at 4AM except old TV shows, infomercials, and morning news at 5am.

  • @Thegbear
    @Thegbear Před 9 měsíci +25

    I love Matteo. Stand up comedians have this reputation of being elitists, fuck anything but stand up sorta deal. Not him, he finds humour and sees value in Gabi’s channel, and adds his comedic chops to her content. Love the guy. Gabi’s dope. Took my mind off things for 30 minutes, A+.