Funniest Stand-up Birthday Jokes | Jim Gaffigan

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  • @VictorianStudio
    @VictorianStudio Před 3 lety +21

    Since today is my 60th birthday, I had to wait to watch till now. Thanks for all the laughs Jim - a wonderful gift to receive (and I don't have to go to the mall to exchange it)!

  • @reallyseriously7020
    @reallyseriously7020 Před 17 dny

    Props to Jim Gaffigan for his generosity in sharing all this content with the fans!

  • @AhmedAlaa-um8co
    @AhmedAlaa-um8co Před 3 lety +9

    I can't believe you let us laugh in this horrible time for free
    Thank you so much

  • @magicminecraftshow
    @magicminecraftshow Před 3 lety +13

    I remember “hope it’s chocolate for me” got me into jim and I have been watching him since

  • @bfkennedy
    @bfkennedy Před 3 lety +8

    Happy birthday to Jim!

  • @dreamyjeannie3385
    @dreamyjeannie3385 Před 3 lety +48

    You are “salt of the earth”, Jim! Thanks for keeping us laughing during the pandemic, don’t know if I could do it without you, lol.

  • @nathanpowers8313
    @nathanpowers8313 Před 3 lety +7

    Thanks Team Gaffigan!

  • @eileens8589
    @eileens8589 Před 3 lety +5

    You have an incredible gift! Thank you for sharing it with us! You’re the absolute BEST!!!

  • @cunningtim
    @cunningtim Před 3 lety +6

    You posted this on my birthday--thanks, Jim!

  • @raelyneannelli6678
    @raelyneannelli6678 Před 3 lety +4

    During this sorrowful time, YOU daily bring a smile, giggle & unstoppable nelly laughs to my family’s LT, me & so many others I share your always giving “Gift!” ☘️😘

  • @MikeWeida
    @MikeWeida Před 3 lety +4

    Love the day dose of sanity! And today is my birthday!

  • @lemeilleur92
    @lemeilleur92 Před 3 lety +12

    My night has been truly stressful so much that i can't sleep, Mr Gaffigan never fails to cheer me up!

    • @lemeilleur92
      @lemeilleur92 Před 3 lety +1

      Your migraine left me since Friday; please tell it not to come vist me again.

    • @lemeilleur92
      @lemeilleur92 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Guttergirl61 Excellent! Just lock the door and pretend you're not home.

    • @danoduncan1763
      @danoduncan1763 Před 3 lety +1

      be well lemeilleur92 !... stop watching debates ?...

    • @lemeilleur92
      @lemeilleur92 Před 3 lety +1

      @@danoduncan1763 oh buddy, i don't watch debates anymore.

    • @lemeilleur92
      @lemeilleur92 Před 3 lety +1

      @@danoduncan1763 Be well too Mr. Duncan.

  • @shirleyrombough8173
    @shirleyrombough8173 Před 3 lety +2

    His jokes are funny even the second or third time.

  • @jenniferjones3273
    @jenniferjones3273 Před 3 lety +3

    I'll go to a dog birthday party over a baby's bday party any day!

  • @NeonTiff
    @NeonTiff Před 3 lety +7

    This is fitting you post these jokes today for my birthday! You are one of my favorites! Love your jokes.

  • @aaronlbuchanan9861
    @aaronlbuchanan9861 Před 3 lety +5

    By golly Jim you've done it again. I noticed that Jesus sounds a bit like the hot pockets guy, i wonder if there's a connection there. Thank you for all the time and effort you put in Jim. Have a great day.

  • @Mr.Sparklze
    @Mr.Sparklze Před 3 lety +2

    True comedy brilliance, but now I want cake! 🎂🍰

  • @do9138
    @do9138 Před 2 lety

    Stand-up is my favorite form of entertainment, and I am a huge Gaffigan fan. I watch for your concerts to become available on streaming video, and I always buy them immediately. Thank you for your wonderful, family-friendly comedy.

  • @sweety4807
    @sweety4807 Před 3 lety +1

    Have a brilliant day on your birthday Jim!

  • @javagirl9374
    @javagirl9374 Před 3 lety +2

    "I wouldn't mind if you recreate my birth scene with some dolls"...oh my God still laughing. thanks

  • @MacynBecca
    @MacynBecca Před 3 lety +6

    Caaaaaakkkke!!!!

  • @ry-gon-jinn6297
    @ry-gon-jinn6297 Před 3 lety +3

    Funny coincidence that this was put up on my dog's birthday

  • @chrisriceco
    @chrisriceco Před rokem

    What a stand-up gent! Thanks for the laughs man!

  • @Wahey
    @Wahey Před 3 lety +1

    I felt really warm on my birthday; people kept toasting me.

  • @klimtkahlo
    @klimtkahlo Před 3 lety +2

    You are saving my pandemic. You can’t put out videos soon enough.

  • @darlahenri8095
    @darlahenri8095 Před 2 lety

    Your great once again, never tire from greatness

  • @gkiferonhs
    @gkiferonhs Před 3 lety

    Thank you for your daily videos.

  • @sideshowtink
    @sideshowtink Před 3 lety

    Fabulous!

  • @scottthomas6682
    @scottthomas6682 Před 2 lety

    Very hilarious routines 👍👍

  • @user-fv8eh7tu8i
    @user-fv8eh7tu8i Před 5 měsíci

    Very hilarious

  • @patriciahopey1384
    @patriciahopey1384 Před 3 lety +1

    My Shepard knew when Friday came. She knew the pizza would arrive for supper. Anytime during the week she didn't go near the door . Friday, she'd start looking at the front door in late afternoon
    She was entitled to the smallest tiny piece that was in every pizza .3cheers from Canada.

  • @katiecawley2981
    @katiecawley2981 Před rokem

    😂hilarious

  • @yankeeladee02
    @yankeeladee02 Před 3 lety

    Happy Birthday, Jim 🎂🎊🎉🎈🎁🪅 My birthday too 🥳🥳

  • @lovelyliza1905
    @lovelyliza1905 Před 3 lety

    It’s my birthday today!!!! Thanks Jim! 🥳😊

  • @Lillypop93
    @Lillypop93 Před 3 lety +1

    It's my birthday thought this would be appropriate

  • @danoduncan1763
    @danoduncan1763 Před 3 lety +4

    my dog looks at me like he's just waiting for me to die so he can eat me...

  • @roboshooter3109
    @roboshooter3109 Před 3 lety +6

    Oh yeah just waiting for the shows to start

  • @hughesbrownstudios4728
    @hughesbrownstudios4728 Před 3 lety +4

    I think Jim should do a compilation of his al Kida jokes

  • @fenysnake
    @fenysnake Před 3 lety +1

    My dog loves your jokes 😸 (at least that's the opinion I'm projecting on him) 🖖

  • @y.r.9401
    @y.r.9401 Před 11 měsíci

    Lol😂🎉it's my birthday today 😄

  • @Noah_E
    @Noah_E Před 3 lety +7

    My mom, myself, a niece, and a friend have birthdays that fall on Federal Holidays. It does suck and your bro has a valid gripe. Try going out on your bday when everyone is off work and crowding restaurants/bars. Or having flights and hotels be double what they would be otherwise so it is more expensive to travel for your birthday.

  • @rachelmcdonough1506
    @rachelmcdonough1506 Před 3 lety +1

    Watching this at midnight on my birthday to start the day off right!

  • @ryannevin1496
    @ryannevin1496 Před 4 měsíci

    I miss birthday cards for $2!

  • @drewtheunspoken3988
    @drewtheunspoken3988 Před 3 lety +23

    I'd like to think his birthday is spent eating and doing nothing.

    • @firstnlastnamethe3rd771
      @firstnlastnamethe3rd771 Před 3 lety +5

      Wonder if he considers
      "thinking of funny stuff"
      as "working"?
      Doubt he has a day off?

    • @hollywood1569
      @hollywood1569 Před 3 lety +3

      Jim is that you ??? Sound's like something he would say*

  • @MITOMANOx
    @MITOMANOx Před 3 lety +1

    Hope it's chocolate for meeee... 🎼

  • @paulie5150
    @paulie5150 Před 3 lety

    We miss you at the Colosseum, The Crew

  • @ferdinandobdin6648
    @ferdinandobdin6648 Před 3 lety

    🤣❤️😂❤️🤣❤️😂

  • @Cartier_specialist
    @Cartier_specialist Před 3 lety +4

    Teachable moment has to be the most over used term

  • @FeedScrn
    @FeedScrn Před 3 lety +1

    Dogs are great....

  • @jbbeats7786
    @jbbeats7786 Před 2 lety

    1:18 mid-bite every time

  • @doomsdayaddams2894
    @doomsdayaddams2894 Před 2 lety

    Candles have got to be the worst gift ever. Candles and bath products.

  • @dillonmertens2222
    @dillonmertens2222 Před 2 lety +1

    Can’t believe I’m paying for sex on my birthday! 😂

  • @Silver-cl2bd
    @Silver-cl2bd Před rokem

    Well, that escalated quickly.

  • @johngullo9420
    @johngullo9420 Před 3 lety +4

    Always loved Jims stand up. The political posts?
    Not so much.
    Happy birthday man!

    • @parryyotter
      @parryyotter Před 3 lety +3

      Only people who say stuff like that are people who know their politics are trash and belong in 1820, not 2020.

  • @palmreadings
    @palmreadings Před 3 lety

    My son was born December 25 too 😁

  • @randelldarky3920
    @randelldarky3920 Před 3 lety

    On a darker note. Every Birthday is one less year You have on Earth.

    • @shirleyrombough8173
      @shirleyrombough8173 Před 3 lety

      You're watching a comedian, we're supposed to be laughing, and you're reminding us we're all going to die. Thanks. As Santuzza said, "A te a mala pascua!"

  • @christopherj5780
    @christopherj5780 Před 3 lety

    How do others with dec 25th bday feel?

  • @danoduncan1763
    @danoduncan1763 Před 3 lety

    sorry Jim... I look at a piece of birthday cake like a reason for dialysis...
    YUCK !... xD

  • @ReesieandLee
    @ReesieandLee Před 3 lety +2

    I turn 50 next month!! Come sing Happy Birthday to me and I’ll give you a piece of cake...

  • @AdventuresByKyssa
    @AdventuresByKyssa Před 3 lety

    0:00 - 0:13
    basically at least once a week where I used to work...and oh boy we'd get a lot of free cake. I probably gained a few pounds in the process, but who cares?

  • @johnmatthew8697
    @johnmatthew8697 Před 3 lety +1

    Actually, today is my Birthday not Jim’s! Thanks for remembering me big guy!!
    Maybe next time you should post “Birthday jokes” on July 7th 😉👉🏼

    • @apslat4274
      @apslat4274 Před 3 lety

      Sep 30th - my son's birthday, July 7th my birthday 🎂 😃

  • @geminiecricket4798
    @geminiecricket4798 Před 3 lety

    Prop planes are low class.....😜

  • @moejaime2654
    @moejaime2654 Před 3 lety +1

    Farted !

  • @bygraceiamsaved5088
    @bygraceiamsaved5088 Před 3 lety +2

    Dear Jim.
    I am a happily married man of over a year. However, i played a few clips of your's for my wife and she didnt find it funny. My question is, should i separate or try to get her some type of help? Thanks
    Sincerely sleepless in Va.

  • @blaze556922
    @blaze556922 Před 3 lety

    Your dog being excited when you return home, isn't that they think a bunch of time has passed. They are happy because they think you aren't leaving now. They pick up on patterns. Its the usual pattern when the door closes that you don't return for a long time. Common sense goes a long way lol

  • @jshaw3793
    @jshaw3793 Před rokem

    My 30th today ust got back from a strip club and got taco bell no complaints 😆😂

  • @robertgotschall1246
    @robertgotschall1246 Před 3 lety

    2 non stop ads for every joke, really

    • @mookyyzed2216
      @mookyyzed2216 Před 3 lety

      I know! CZcams is getting ridiculous with the ads lately 👎

  • @e.v.emmons8567
    @e.v.emmons8567 Před 3 lety +2

    Two bucks for a card? When was the last time you actually bought a card? LOL. Hallmark are thieves lol.

  • @linshanhsiang
    @linshanhsiang Před 3 lety

    Jesus wasn't even born in December. There was a big holiday in Roman times at the winter solstice so.... Driving the money changers from the temple? Totally Aries.

  • @firstnlastnamethe3rd771
    @firstnlastnamethe3rd771 Před 3 lety +1

    *Born of a virgin DEC 25th*
    Mythra, Buddha, Krishna, Zarathustra, etc, etc, etc...
    Wha?👆😕🤚Wanna joke?
    😐 *Religion*

  • @danielstartek1497
    @danielstartek1497 Před rokem

    Can't find any funny here. Move on there's nothing to see!

  • @laurapallas6576
    @laurapallas6576 Před 3 lety +1

    Ok Jim, now you are blasphemous. It was hard for me to discern from some of your other “God” comedy. But now , I see it. Dude? What have you done???