Funniest Stand-up Birthday Jokes | Jim Gaffigan
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Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 3 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles.
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Since today is my 60th birthday, I had to wait to watch till now. Thanks for all the laughs Jim - a wonderful gift to receive (and I don't have to go to the mall to exchange it)!
Props to Jim Gaffigan for his generosity in sharing all this content with the fans!
I can't believe you let us laugh in this horrible time for free
Thank you so much
I remember “hope it’s chocolate for me” got me into jim and I have been watching him since
Happy birthday to Jim!
You are “salt of the earth”, Jim! Thanks for keeping us laughing during the pandemic, don’t know if I could do it without you, lol.
Fake pandemic! 🤗
he does look like he eats too much salt
Thanks Team Gaffigan!
You have an incredible gift! Thank you for sharing it with us! You’re the absolute BEST!!!
You posted this on my birthday--thanks, Jim!
During this sorrowful time, YOU daily bring a smile, giggle & unstoppable nelly laughs to my family’s LT, me & so many others I share your always giving “Gift!” ☘️😘
Love the day dose of sanity! And today is my birthday!
My night has been truly stressful so much that i can't sleep, Mr Gaffigan never fails to cheer me up!
Your migraine left me since Friday; please tell it not to come vist me again.
@@Guttergirl61 Excellent! Just lock the door and pretend you're not home.
be well lemeilleur92 !... stop watching debates ?...
@@danoduncan1763 oh buddy, i don't watch debates anymore.
@@danoduncan1763 Be well too Mr. Duncan.
His jokes are funny even the second or third time.
I'll go to a dog birthday party over a baby's bday party any day!
This is fitting you post these jokes today for my birthday! You are one of my favorites! Love your jokes.
By golly Jim you've done it again. I noticed that Jesus sounds a bit like the hot pockets guy, i wonder if there's a connection there. Thank you for all the time and effort you put in Jim. Have a great day.
True comedy brilliance, but now I want cake! 🎂🍰
Stand-up is my favorite form of entertainment, and I am a huge Gaffigan fan. I watch for your concerts to become available on streaming video, and I always buy them immediately. Thank you for your wonderful, family-friendly comedy.
Have a brilliant day on your birthday Jim!
"I wouldn't mind if you recreate my birth scene with some dolls"...oh my God still laughing. thanks
Caaaaaakkkke!!!!
Funny coincidence that this was put up on my dog's birthday
What a stand-up gent! Thanks for the laughs man!
I felt really warm on my birthday; people kept toasting me.
You are saving my pandemic. You can’t put out videos soon enough.
Your great once again, never tire from greatness
Thank you for your daily videos.
Fabulous!
Very hilarious routines 👍👍
Very hilarious
My Shepard knew when Friday came. She knew the pizza would arrive for supper. Anytime during the week she didn't go near the door . Friday, she'd start looking at the front door in late afternoon
She was entitled to the smallest tiny piece that was in every pizza .3cheers from Canada.
😂hilarious
Happy Birthday, Jim 🎂🎊🎉🎈🎁🪅 My birthday too 🥳🥳
It’s my birthday today!!!! Thanks Jim! 🥳😊
It's my birthday thought this would be appropriate
my dog looks at me like he's just waiting for me to die so he can eat me...
Oh yeah just waiting for the shows to start
Huh
Yes plz
I think Jim should do a compilation of his al Kida jokes
Who is Al Kida? Another comedian?
Are they the dumber brothers of al Queda?
My dog loves your jokes 😸 (at least that's the opinion I'm projecting on him) 🖖
Lol😂🎉it's my birthday today 😄
My mom, myself, a niece, and a friend have birthdays that fall on Federal Holidays. It does suck and your bro has a valid gripe. Try going out on your bday when everyone is off work and crowding restaurants/bars. Or having flights and hotels be double what they would be otherwise so it is more expensive to travel for your birthday.
That sucks.
Watching this at midnight on my birthday to start the day off right!
I miss birthday cards for $2!
I'd like to think his birthday is spent eating and doing nothing.
Wonder if he considers
"thinking of funny stuff"
as "working"?
Doubt he has a day off?
Jim is that you ??? Sound's like something he would say*
Hope it's chocolate for meeee... 🎼
We miss you at the Colosseum, The Crew
🤣❤️😂❤️🤣❤️😂
Teachable moment has to be the most over used term
Dogs are great....
1:18 mid-bite every time
Candles have got to be the worst gift ever. Candles and bath products.
Can’t believe I’m paying for sex on my birthday! 😂
Well, that escalated quickly.
Always loved Jims stand up. The political posts?
Not so much.
Happy birthday man!
Only people who say stuff like that are people who know their politics are trash and belong in 1820, not 2020.
My son was born December 25 too 😁
On a darker note. Every Birthday is one less year You have on Earth.
You're watching a comedian, we're supposed to be laughing, and you're reminding us we're all going to die. Thanks. As Santuzza said, "A te a mala pascua!"
How do others with dec 25th bday feel?
sorry Jim... I look at a piece of birthday cake like a reason for dialysis...
YUCK !... xD
I turn 50 next month!! Come sing Happy Birthday to me and I’ll give you a piece of cake...
0:00 - 0:13
basically at least once a week where I used to work...and oh boy we'd get a lot of free cake. I probably gained a few pounds in the process, but who cares?
Actually, today is my Birthday not Jim’s! Thanks for remembering me big guy!!
Maybe next time you should post “Birthday jokes” on July 7th 😉👉🏼
Sep 30th - my son's birthday, July 7th my birthday 🎂 😃
Prop planes are low class.....😜
Farted !
Dear Jim.
I am a happily married man of over a year. However, i played a few clips of your's for my wife and she didnt find it funny. My question is, should i separate or try to get her some type of help? Thanks
Sincerely sleepless in Va.
Your dog being excited when you return home, isn't that they think a bunch of time has passed. They are happy because they think you aren't leaving now. They pick up on patterns. Its the usual pattern when the door closes that you don't return for a long time. Common sense goes a long way lol
My 30th today ust got back from a strip club and got taco bell no complaints 😆😂
2 non stop ads for every joke, really
I know! CZcams is getting ridiculous with the ads lately 👎
Two bucks for a card? When was the last time you actually bought a card? LOL. Hallmark are thieves lol.
Jesus wasn't even born in December. There was a big holiday in Roman times at the winter solstice so.... Driving the money changers from the temple? Totally Aries.
linshanhsiang uh huh.
*Born of a virgin DEC 25th*
Mythra, Buddha, Krishna, Zarathustra, etc, etc, etc...
Wha?👆😕🤚Wanna joke?
😐 *Religion*
Can't find any funny here. Move on there's nothing to see!
Ok Jim, now you are blasphemous. It was hard for me to discern from some of your other “God” comedy. But now , I see it. Dude? What have you done???