A Normal Day In ENGLAND
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Hardbass Name:
Halo Theme (Ye Olde Medieval Version - Remastered 2020)
Alan Aztec - AK50 VS Gopnik in the USA
Alan Aztec - HARDBASS HISTORY 3
Alan Aztec & uamee - Big Russian Gun (feat. Brandon Herrera)
Alan Aztec - HARDBASS HISTORY 2 - Zábava
Now we need a normal day in the british empire
A must have; Rule Britannia, Britannia rule the waves!
Yes
Get Tea or Die Tryin'
Bri'ish Empire
British Empire? Never heard of it that... Wink wink 😉
"Oi mate! You got a license for that horse?" - Bri'ish person to the Norman cavalry, probably
You can't park there!
little correction: Bri'ish
"Nah mate, can't gi' you a job as King if you 'aven't an NI number, you must 'ave a residence in Bri'un to apply for an NI number an' I can't rent you vis castle if you 'aven't a job!"
😂
I'm a Norman and we have never seen a license for our horses
This is honestly a more accurate representation of Anglo-Saxon England than most high-budget TV shows about Anglo-Saxon England.
Hello cuteness
Scorpo once again gives us an extremely accurate history lesson.
It has the wrong bows
They should be straight
@@aryaaswale7316 No, they should be gay
Not exactly accurate but its way more interesting than history class
@@hashira9223 the biws that were shown where mongole, the ones that were used were more like minecraft bow with a bent stick
LMAO
I didn't know that anyone else knew that the Normans first brought hard bass to England.
As a Norman, I listen hardbass every days
mdrrrr sale fou@@Wojtek760O
Fun fact it's said that the Viking who held off the Saxons at the battle of Stanford bridge died when he was stabbed in the arse with a spear.
Yep, the english took a boat and stabbed him with a spear from underneath the bridge (which was made from wooden planks rather than stone)
@@jakubkurczab293 It was a barrel not a boat and technically the English didn't exist yet.
One soldier snuck under the bridge and shoved it right up in there
First this, and then Spanish Armada. The naval glory of Britain: the beginning.
He should have had butt armour and been watching the sides for boats. Or small landing craft
Сцены баталий претерпели изменения и стали намного зрелищнее, конница , защиты щитом от града стрел. Великолепно как всегда
Клим Жуков оценил
How this is somewhat historically accurate whilst also being an litany of bass, russian singing, and meme animals is incredible.
I find the battle of Stamford bridge funny because of how its perceived. It was a massive Anglo Saxon W. The last true Viking army annihilated by those they had tormented for centuries and that is after a force march the length of England by the Anglo Saxons.
But all Viking fanboys remember is the Viking on the bridge because otherwise they have nothing else except a humiliating loss. And guess what? Most historians regard that lone Viking as an urban myth that was created to hype up the Viking army and make vanquishing them an even greater feat rather than just a defeat so total that only 24 of the 300 ships needed to transport the Viking army were needed to cart the surviving prisoners back to Scandinavia.
Still, Cnut the great was based af
They stuck the spear up his butt
@Staffordshire_Lad22I may not be a viking fanboy but I do appreciate their history a tad bit better than England's, a lot of european history gets summed into, incest, cheating, murdering thy spouse, and then the occasional holy war, Plus a lot of history has been blasted by holywood so....
Like ghost of kiev? 😂😂😂😊
okay and ? VIKINGS RULES
As an English man I can approve this is a average day in england
nop you dont is English man
What?
@@ccccalup2511 seriously what do you mean?
llawer o Saeson syr
@@MaxStrike_damn let me lend you some braincells, these person are hurting our brain 💀
As a French, i confirm this all accurate ^^
moi aussi
Ofc the french confirm anything
@@Englishman-_-Mongolia2022 if it's against the british or germans or americans
@leschatssuperstars1741 Don't slag off the Yanks, they're supposed to be your little pet project.
@@camoningerland8212 i personnally do not like the americans as they seem to always mock france (even though they got their independence thanks to help from france)
_I need a normal day in Ireland now_
It would be the same video but the Normans would be replaced with the English invading by sea. you are welcome!
Guinness
@@TheBrian678you forgot the petrol bombs rigged to car engines and IRA supporters blasting the man from the daily mail everyday.
It truly is remarkable how much actual history is contained in these videos. Taking a surface level look at them would make you think that they are just a massive joke. But the second you actually really look past the humor... Well for someone saying they aren't a history nerd, they sure know their history rather well.
"not a history nerd" is a running joke, sandbagging indeed
@@googlebackup-ll8fr I guessed the sarcasm of that last line would go by at flight level 500. Predictable tbh.
(Truly, when making that reply I was trying to think of a good way to say that last bit. Right when I was pondering that, the 'i'm not a history nerd' text flashed and my brain went "yep there, thats it".)
@@whyjnot420 bruh pls add jk or some giveaway emoji after a sarcastic text
difficult to tell whos joking and whos not , smh that's why we need voice clip comments haha
@@googlebackup-ll8fr Don't blame your lack of brainpower on me. Thats on you *bro* you are the one who decided to interact with what I said. It is on you to step up *bro*
@@whyjnot420 bruh nigga says the fool who wrote the comment like he was serious to look cool
Great attention to historical detail, especially about the viking who stood on the bridge and killed many until he was impaled from below
Finally no anime everywhere
0:10 peace in all england kingdom
0:20 viking from scandanavia arrived
1:53 viking escape from britain
And thus did France invade England
Now we need a normal day in Scotland
Aye
Man, these videos are just so good at telling engaging stories.
Really feels like a rollercoaster of insanity.
It really touches my heart that you made a one about my land
Agreed
As a Norman, I can say the same thing
Agreed
@@pashyshoshobuguygrec The video is about England not normandy
@@urmum3773 yes but the king of England is also the duke of Normandy, and vikings were also in Normandy
Love your work scorpo, you're the MVP!
This is better than my Norman England history lessons from school.
0:38 this is the best part ngl
We need a medieval england to the Industrial Revolution
Finally a video on viking history, one of my favorite subjects in general history
Great use of the Halo theme song in medieval version at the start of the video, I knew I recognized it from somewhere.
The amount of small details, I love it
laughs in Norman
It sucks being king Harold. He successfully crushed the Norwegian Vikings only to be defeated by French speaking Vikings
0:31 the LiveLeak logo 😂😂😂
Perfect way to sum up the year 1066 A.D
Noice historically accurate, lad! 👍
God save England🙏
@@maherahmedabdnah bro's serious💀
Bring the monarchies back to Europe.
@@maherahmedabdSouth Asian land*
@@maherahmedabd He meant the *real* England pre 1950s not the bastardized abomination that exists today
I think it's Allah save England now...
1:21 On the Bayeux tapestry this part is described like, this.
scene-81
HIC CECIDERUNT SIMUL: ANGLI ET FRANCI: INPRELIO
Here were killed at the same time English and French in Battle
scene-85
HIC FRANCI PUGNANT ET CECIDERUNT QUI ERANT CUM HAROLDO
HERE THE FRENCH ARE FIGHTING AND THOSE WHO WERE WITH HAROLD HAVE FALLEN
scene-89
EST ET FUGA: VERTERUNT ANGLI
And the English have turned to flight
Best history channel on CZcams
This one is one of the best so far
Part 2 be like, rule Britania, Britania rules the waves.
ALL the waves!
I'm so glad Scorpo has finally hit the one million mark.
Spot on history bro
We need a normal day in Skandinavia please scorpo🙏🙏🙏
Was Waiting for "Le William has arrived!"
Awesome video as always!
Le Guillaume.
A cool video could be "Richard has arrived ... and now the country is broke"
Finaly new scorpo video
Lived just outside of Norwich for 2 years and this was basically daily life anywhere you went in East Anglia.
Ðis truly says a lot about how letter Thorn, or Þorn, and letter Eth, or Eð, are still truly one of ðe archaic English letters of all time, hope ðey’ll come back in ðe Alphabet in ðe future, we still haven’t forgotten you and we still love you boþ Þorn and Eð. ✊🙏😢🏴
Actually, that wouldn't be such a bad idea!
Nahh, its too late, english already too romanised
@@unionist6668nah, man. english constantly changes
I love that you chose the bardcore version of the halo theme for the opening 😂😂
Не могу описать словами, scorpo ты гений
Бро ты живой ! Классно выглядит .
Make a video about a normal day in Brazil please, I really like your videos
The Angles and Saxons invaded first and then they were shocked when someone else did too
Win against vikings just to lose french . 😂
French vikings...
@ viking is a job you mean Scandinavian and no the normand were mostly gallo roman
I swear I actually learn something from these videos
ive read about anicet england and this is how i see it funny keep it up
Scorpo, without a doubt, an astute student of history! I am humbled...........
As a Brazilian I can confirm nothing
kkkkkkkkkkk
These videos teaches more accurate history than any school
Oh fkj , a new Scorpo video!
As a worker of the british government, this is accurate. Now we need a normal day in the british empire
I learn so much about history ^x^
I love these videos
When the world needed him the most, he came
I love the fact the English bull terriers are the enemy at the beging
We need a normal day in Brazil AND in Portugal
Need a part 2
Instant sub
I gotta give the win to the vikings. They got more fun storyes from that time than the English.
well, to be fair to the english, it's not hard to have more fun storys as the vikings considering they were the ones doing the raiding.
"erm... Why yes!!! I love the heckin Vikings(trade mark!!) Tv show?? Omfg... have you also seen Thor love and thunder???... Sooooo EPIC!!"
Real
Plot twist: We're now vikings
@@Sossingro Dibs on the berserker mushrooms
He is going to 1 million subscribers. He deserves it.
This is epic
Шедевры всё еще выпускаются 👍
Honor and Glory await England men! To arms!
Very historically true
When fancy british boiz get invaded by them Normans, they must always fight with these bass boosted bangers playing in the background! Smashing job with this one mate! 👏👏👏
Fancy? The Normans were the Fancy ones.
Как всегда огонь😊
Trying to sleep but your neighbor drop this banger on :
Damn, it be like that some times
Legend
Byrhtnoth gonna let the Vikings cross the bridge. It's an interesting strategy, Cotton.
0:44 Based Astolfo
Good Job Scorpo Ol'Chap
Прекрасный ролик с массой мелких исторических деталей
I love your videos alway so guuuud
YES FINALLY
a normal day in ireland i beg, the carbomb jokes would be great
0:50 very nice reference to tjodolf sterke
0:28 damn I am glad at least one channel represents the ancient British as the amazing bipoc they were!
FINALLY, FINALLY
As an extraterrestrial, I can confirm that this is true
As an English person i can confirm this is true
Next: normal day in Holy Roman Empery
as an english man i can confirm this
Guys Scorpo is close to 1M subscribers!
Guillaume the conqueror go boom
People Who Watch For The Music: 😊
People Who Watch For The Lore: 💪
its cool!
Looking forward to a normal day in Asia
Самый лучший исторический канал. ВВС - рядом не стоял.
Good vid
Best vid in 30 mins
The mustached ginger guy was the guy that led England initially and got shot in the eye at the end
За воина на мосту отдельное спасибо )
Now it's time for normal day in Scotland