Imagine sitting in your room. It's almost midnight, and you're in your bed, about to go to sleep. You hear a knock on the door... you decide not to bother. The door slams open, and Waluigi is standing there, menacingly. As he approaches, you are backed into a corner, realizing that Reddit post you made the other day. As he draws even closer, you know you're done for, and before ending you, he says what he has to say before your life ultimately ends... "Wah! Waluigi time!!!" And then you die.
It really doesn’t surprise me how he can say that, if Matt can pronounce literal gibberish such as jdjfjjsjsbhdjkxjsnagsudnhdtqhjdkxudhkdn then most certainly he can say pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
5:13 spirit is another name for alcohol. So he LITERALLY PICKS UP a spirit in his hand as he says that he's picking up a spirit. I love your videos Matt Rose
I mean, it's one of the few things that people remember from school. Unless you go into one of the few careers where you actually use what you learn lol
@@sashalittle9500I remember being super mad actually because that meme came around after I was in biology class and actually needed that information 😂
"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came I N S T A N T L Y." this got me too good EDIT: Here's the timestamp just in case 3:45
well its not "only if elmo was a terrorist" so technically his name can be elmo even if he isnt a terrorist. However, if he is a terrorist his name has to be elmo
The pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis one was actually quite wholesome. An entire community of redditors getting together to encourage that person to overcome their social anxiety.
3:32 - r/AskOuija revealed my sixth-grade science teacher's 1980s joke! He's still on the sunlight-side of the grass, so I can only assume the spirit of his late wife, my third-grade teacher, chimed in here.
@@curiouscreator8806 and walking I just “waah!” At you, and the boss music is *SKULL EMOJI* rp earring in a slowed down pattern with intense background music…
When I saw that the account who posted the last one was deleted and Matt zoomed out the shot just to be met with “NO” is the most whiplash I’ve ever felt
Video Idea: Strange Warning Labels. Warning labels on various things that feel like obvious things, but the fact that they're there let's you know that not everyone thinks the same. Example: Do not use Clothing Iron on a shirt while wearing said shirt.
Speaking as a German, that "Ja" was hilarious!😄 Speaking as someone suffering from social anxiety, too, the part when they spelt out this long word was just incredibly sweet.❤ I hope the person really tackled their anxiety after that and started talking to other people more.
Oh my God, I think this is the holy grail. I was in tears for nearly the entire video and I can't even pick out a favorite post or moment. It's all tied for 1st. I think I have my definitive favorite video
I think this is my favorite video since sleep texting xD I dont know if its an autism thing, but the way you pronounce the 1-by-1 letters makes me so happy and im just like this is so funny and it sounds great xD the ”wanna make this my notification signal” but there are so many good ones! If theres enough material for a second one, you should do it x) plus i laugh at these until i cant breathe, its great! Also, your videos are basically anti-depressant meds for me at this point ♥️ thank you for your videos and your channel, they help me, I really mean it ♥️
I know no one asked but back then people thought your soul is related to your breath, and in cold you can see your breath. Similarly, when you open a high alcohol content bottle in the cold, it will have some condensation, as if the bottle had soul, hence the name spirit.
5:47 the video started buffering here but I deadass thought it was the end of the video for a second, “UTI” just felt like a perfect sendoff for askouija lol
As a person who frequently was one of the letter providers in Ouija before I ran away from Reddit in general to save my sanity, this is one of the few subs I kinda respect still. Good fun.
"If I had a nickel for every time I've had sex, I'd have a *debt"* is _HILARIOUS_
Elon Musk, haha.
LMAO RIGHT
Relatable
I like how implies that the person is so unattractive that they’ve had sex a negative number of times
negative sex
“Put your money in the bag! This is a B A G”
I mean, they ain’t wrong-
*dougrong
y'mean they aint dougrong?
They’re not dougrong
r/technicallythetruth
I loved that one 😂
“How will I die?”
“*WALUIGI*”
That’s terrifying.
WAAHH
Imagine sitting in your room. It's almost midnight, and you're in your bed, about to go to sleep.
You hear a knock on the door... you decide not to bother. The door slams open, and Waluigi is standing there, menacingly.
As he approaches, you are backed into a corner, realizing that Reddit post you made the other day.
As he draws even closer, you know you're done for, and before ending you, he says what he has to say before your life ultimately ends...
"Wah! Waluigi time!!!"
And then you die.
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@@curiouscreator8806 oh my god- that was way too dramatic.
GREAT JOB
@@curiouscreator8806everything goes dark, and you die.
"ISISN'T" got me wheezing 💀
Should've said ISWAS smh
@@Xnoob545both are funny tbh
@@Xnoob545 More like WASWAS.
Me too, wasn’t expecting it XD
I read this when that part played
"all the girls in the room love it when i L E A V E" relatable 😔
It ain't lying tho
Same, bro. Same.
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Got the most inappropriate chuckle out of me.
more than a chuckle for me
I had to pause the video haha
*H E L L* is a better CZcams* got me laughing
God saying "Don't @ me" as the eleventh commandment makes sense. Praying to god hasn't really done much for me.
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Gotta love when you ask a question to the undead spirits of beyond and it's so utterly out-of-wack that even the spirits go "W H A T"
It fucking killed me 😂
I think you mean "Doug H A T"
Timestamp 3:37
@@sullivanbell2397 Doug should really start wearing hats, at least nobody will see his baldness
@@hisupwassupthis is why we need magic hat
“I think I am picking up a spirit now” *picks up whiskey* 😂😂
Doughiskey
I am elated that joke was not lost on everyone
@@Matt_RoseIT WAS FUNNY
waiT I JUST GOT THE JOKE
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"The name's Bond. C O V A L E N T Bond."
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Matt's flawless pronounciation of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis was impressive af
its actually easy af with a lot of practicing, even I can do it too
@@7-o1_ I understand, but to a non native English speaker, it's extremely impressive :)
It really doesn’t surprise me how he can say that, if Matt can pronounce literal gibberish such as jdjfjjsjsbhdjkxjsnagsudnhdtqhjdkxudhkdn then most certainly he can say pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Yeah, that is a terrible word for people with the fear of long words called Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
@@pengiunanimatorguy1707 hahaha, yeah 😂
“Names bond, ionic bond.”
“I thought it was covalent?”
“Yeah, he got killed by hydrogen bond and I got promoted…”
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5:13 spirit is another name for alcohol. So he LITERALLY PICKS UP a spirit in his hand as he says that he's picking up a spirit. I love your videos Matt Rose
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I N S T A N T L Y
HOW ARE THEY SO MUCH MORE COORDINATED THAN THE PICK UP LINE PEOPLE IM DYING 💀💀💀
i feel like it's because they're like a hivemind
im scared
The post about pick up lines was 8 years ago
@@spicytacomc1647 Erm, actthually, it's 7 months ago 🤓
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THE FACT THAT PEOPLE CAME TOGETHER TO SAY THE MITOCHONDREA WAS "THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL" CRACKED ME UP! 😂😂
I mean, it's one of the few things that people remember from school. Unless you go into one of the few careers where you actually use what you learn lol
The one with pnuemonultramicroscopicsilicovolconoconiosis tho
@@official_raingaming Yea, that was quite impressive.
There was a one where Pina spelled out the lyrics of never gonna give you up
@@sashalittle9500I remember being super mad actually because that meme came around after I was in biology class and actually needed that information 😂
"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came I N S T A N T L Y."
this got me too good
EDIT: Here's the timestamp just in case 3:45
i was dying laughing lmfao
0:40 I suppose the commandment "Don't take the Lord's name in vain" can be interpreted as a sort of "Don't @ me"
‘BABY DONT HURT ME’ absolutely DESTROYED me 😭😭
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5:15 Candles directly on a carpet is a great way to contact spirits. As you'll be among them very quickly if something goes wrong.
that’s absolutely fire
see what I did there?
I think they're fake
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@@TokuWaffle This was a joke, and so is the Reddit site, i really doubt anyone here actually thinks they are currently contacting any spirit
@@Kyrikrliy I meant the candles
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'if Elmo was a terrorist, he'd be called Elmo'
Wait, does that mean he's ALREADY a terrorist?!
Yes
Only to rocko
well its not "only if elmo was a terrorist" so technically his name can be elmo even if he isnt a terrorist. However, if he is a terrorist his name has to be elmo
Always has been :)
Missed opportunity for them to say Termo😂
The pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis one was actually quite wholesome. An entire community of redditors getting together to encourage that person to overcome their social anxiety.
I get bored too
And then say NO to the redditor that claimed they’d delete their account.
Then again…
The redditor still deleted their account though…
@@Gemwasalreadytaken so "N O" is the pledge of allegiance?
@@DeltaruneRalsei I guess so🤷♀️
“and Jill came I N S T A N T L Y”
3:32 - r/AskOuija revealed my sixth-grade science teacher's 1980s joke! He's still on the sunlight-side of the grass, so I can only assume the spirit of his late wife, my third-grade teacher, chimed in here.
"I, Bernie Sanders, am officially running for M Y L I F E"
I couldn't breathe for a good two minutes
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I was personally thinking Hellmo
No, it’s because he already is one.
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1:37 I love how the entire internet came together to write this
"KEEPMYWIFESNAMEOUTOFYOURFUCKINGMOUTH" was absolutely perfect
edit: 1.3K LIKES IN 3 HOURS??? WHAT THE HECK
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The delivery of every answer was hilarious, but the “…Ja?” Nearly killed me 😝
**Y O U B I G D O O F U S**
I'm disappointed the response to that question wasn't just "9"
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@@beemoh you mean nien?
@@beemoh what?
7:02 the self control required not to ruin it at the last second😂
every gas station like a decade ago: 3:28
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It's a me, your dead grandpa!
"DANG IT, GRANDPA!"
i wonder if there are mario boards
I used to call them Luigi boards when I was little 😭
The mario board is the same thing as the luigi board, but shorter and red
“How will I die?”
“W A L U I G I”
“Waaah!”
*SKULL EMOJI*
imagine just chilling and then Waluigi enters the room, you knowing your fate will be caused by Waluigi
Why did i read the *SKULL EMOJI* in a waluigi voice???
@@curiouscreator8806 and walking I just “waah!” At you, and the boss music is *SKULL EMOJI* rp earring in a slowed down pattern with intense background music…
DOUG A L U I G I
@@Shapeshifter_botSKwaahLL EMwaahJI
2:21 I have a big peas too its ok
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Why did I correctly guess spanking
Scout TF2 why the fuck are you here
@@maedocupcake scout gaming
my immediate thought was indeed "naps" lol
I find it really interesting that answering one word at a tine creates absolute chaos, but one letter at a time is extremely well-organized.
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"Keep my wife's name out of your fucking mouth"
Lol
Swish swish bish
HOW DID 30+ PEOPLE COOPERATE TO SAY THAT HELL OF A SENTENCE
I only just understood why it was under *that* question.
@@Eggy_Vivyprobably they realized what the first people were going for.
But you’re right; that is unusually organized for Reddit
@@WyattW_ cus the person who said it slapped the person he said it too?
6:45 is this stroke speech therapy? 😂
4:54 oh no 💀💀
When I saw that the account who posted the last one was deleted and Matt zoomed out the shot just to be met with “NO” is the most whiplash I’ve ever felt
hang on we should actually try to spell out the pledge of allegiance because im just bored
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‘i am picking up a spirit now’
**drinks whiskey**
genius.
I didn’t even catch that lol
Bah dum shhh
6:38 imagine mispronouncing Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis couldn’t be me.
Now try Llanfairpwlll....etc.
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@@QingChina1 I’m not doing the chemical name for titin.
@@nicolaasvanvliet-hg3iu What about Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz?
@@QingChina1 I’ve never heard of that word and I’m not good with accent marks so no probably not.
6:18 So... Who's clicking the link?
its gets me to a buy domain link
@@einfachsinnlos Dang, it's nothing then. Sad.
@@Merry-Ghoul i know i thought i was gonna get Hulk r34
someone buy it and turn it into a rickroll
por- (you can finish this)
Multiple people cannot be first. Matt you are invited to my wedding.
can I go
Only if I can do a speech
@@Matt_RoseOkay, let’s rehearse.
@@Matt_Rose oh my god yes
WAIT UR DOUGEDDING?
well now we need a 10 minute video of Matt making dial-up noises
Considering I spent most of my youth hearing that noise, I'm amazed how hard it is to replicate 💀
Well this is impressive @@Matt_Rose
@@Matt_Rose you better do it
@@Matt_Rose better sit down with a recording of it and start practicing!
@@Matt_Rose If you do it for 1 million subs, make it an hour
1:25 got me laugh and cry
1:27 i chocked on my water
1:11 "Put the money in the bag, this is a B-A-G" I laughed out so loud I woke up my roommate
Same execpt i choked on my sailava
I laughed so hard at this video that I woke up both my roommates and they kicked me out of my room for 30 minutes. 💀
I almost choked on my pastie in class cause of it
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Always hilarious!
I was expecting Kardashian. POSSIBLE was so much funnier!
I want that fanfic now, I think Kim Ron and Rufus could do it!!
200 Likes!🥳
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*H E L L*
0:44 Thou shalt not @ me
Spirits are so stupid, they can't even write backwards!
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That made me laugh hard.
Means "FUK YOU"
this subreddit is goated honestly
I thought you said 'ghosted'
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2:18 I love how The_Devil_Is_Lettuce and mexicanlord200 tried to say something 💀
scootaloop1302 saved it
more like random people on the internet collabing to do hilarious things...
honorable mention is 1:34
"Spirits, ive never heard i love you before"
"L O L"
(trying to spell "skill issue" one letter at a time in the replies because why not)
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"who cares we're all E G G" got me 💀
1:15 Sad you overlooked the fact that the poster's name is "lightly_salted_fetus"
SKULLLL EMOJI
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3:08 *”WAAEH”* -Matt Rose
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LMAO THEY KNEW WHAT TO TYPE
PLEASE episode 2 of this. One of the best videos on CZcams 😂
Oh the Luigi board.
This brings back memories…
*Waluigi board
JTSexkik. Rest in peace, legend.
@@awesome118-smmo yes
Wegga board
Don't you mean the quiche bord?
1:26 That was just fucking brutal.
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"If Elmo was a terrorist he would be called E L M O" makes sense
3:32 i love nerdy chemistry jokes, now i'm extra sure that i want to be a chemistry major
Except chemistry at the university level is nothing like learning about basic bonds
Theres a better version of that joke.
The names Bond, Ionic Bond. Taken not shared.
@@RRQKIPASANGIN yeah no shit i'm learning ochem dude. i just think silly chemistry jokes are funny
LMAO COVALENT
nah his names bond, *BLANK* bond.
Covalent Bond. I'm actually dead 🤣🤣
This was my favorite one
So is the Russian mafia
Video Idea: Strange Warning Labels.
Warning labels on various things that feel like obvious things, but the fact that they're there let's you know that not everyone thinks the same.
Example: Do not use Clothing Iron on a shirt while wearing said shirt.
Lol that's a fantastic idea
Do not close door on yourself and/or others
bro got denied but still deleted it by sheer embarrassment 7:10
Pretty sure they did spell it but matt didn't show it
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Speaking as a German, that "Ja" was hilarious!😄
Speaking as someone suffering from social anxiety, too, the part when they spelt out this long word was just incredibly sweet.❤ I hope the person really tackled their anxiety after that and started talking to other people more.
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0:07 THAT CAUGHT ME OFF-GUARD I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE A LONGER WORD
what are my future wife doing
m e goodbye
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@lolliii5477 huh?! 😧
I thought it was gonna say ‘meth’
6:11 they should've written "I A I N ' T R E A D I N G A L L A T"
T H A T P O S T I S F R O M 4 Y E A R S A G O , T H A T M E M E D I D N ' T E X I S T Y E T
S T O P I T . G E T S O M E H E L P .
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Also, your videos are basically anti-depressant meds for me at this point ♥️ thank you for your videos and your channel, they help me, I really mean it ♥️
1:18 is FOUL
Make sure to Live, Laugh and Listerine!
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"I'm picking up a spirit" grabs booze
Perfect dad joke
I know no one asked but back then people thought your soul is related to your breath, and in cold you can see your breath. Similarly, when you open a high alcohol content bottle in the cold, it will have some condensation, as if the bottle had soul, hence the name spirit.
@@realGBx64 I may not have asked, but I am glad to know!
"put the money in the bag, this is a B-A-G" always makes me laugh so much harder than it should
"I have a big peas" floored me
1:44 White skin, black skin, who cares? We’re all- EGG.🥚
Furrys, not-furrys, who cares? We're all- egg 🥚
@@rickysuwito3677 replying, not replying, who cares? We're all- egg
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Imagine if it carried on to say Eggman.
@@feiradragon7915 "White skin, black skin, who cares? We're all Eggman."
man that blue hedgehog is stupid, who agrees
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5:47 the video started buffering here but I deadass thought it was the end of the video for a second, “UTI” just felt like a perfect sendoff for askouija lol
This is more Cards Against Humanity with a Ouija board.
3:02 I think it should be noted that there's an entire subculture of r/AskOuija called r/Walouija. Which, you can probably guess what it's about
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But you came instantly?
@@realGBx64WAIT NO I JUST GOT IT I THOUGHT IT MEANT LIKE HE TELEPORTED OR SOMETHING NOO
@@bubblegumcupcake3216 mooom what does that mean?!
I laughed INSTANTLY
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"the only thing prettier than her smile is her sister." I died.
1:33 LMFAO THIS ONE’S BRILLIANT
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the fact that they all came together to perfectly execute these responses is actually kinda wholesome for some reason
I love how they said no to spelling out the Pledge of Allegiance and he still deleted his account
3:54 I SNORTED SO HARD I HURT MY EAR IM CRYINGGG
SAME also love ur bridgette pfp!
@@HeartsForAiden ty!!!
Was that Grovyle muzzled? Did they kidnap my boi to be a part of this?
THE CURSE OF THE WEGGY BOARD:
MATT ROSE EDITION
Meggy board
Can you burn a Luigi board?
@@myarmsrgone"woomy!"
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THE LUIGI BOARD
I laugh every time Matt says: “SKULL EMOJI!” Please don’t change it