7 Terrifying Monsters We Have Discovered in Space

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  • Space is enormous, that means there's plenty of places for planet-eating, time-bending monsters to hide away. Thoughty2 looks at seven of the scariest "monsters" we have found in space.
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  • @MattJay.
    @MattJay. Před 8 lety +3985

    Don't you just hate it when it's the weekend and the universe explodes?

  • @Goose_BooseYT
    @Goose_BooseYT Před 8 lety +2391

    My mom is number 1 on this list.

  • @ohareair552
    @ohareair552 Před 4 lety +1679

    For some reason I thought he literally meant that there were monsters floating around in space

  • @willkirkoff1333
    @willkirkoff1333 Před 6 lety +2145

    5.9k dislikes? Meh probably just flat earth theorists.

    • @memesinaction5847
      @memesinaction5847 Před 6 lety +48

      William Kirkoff actually because it's clickbait

    • @GroundBack
      @GroundBack Před 6 lety +18

      memes in action in what way exactly?

    • @GroundBack
      @GroundBack Před 6 lety +30

      Carbon Fourteen I personally thought I was gonna learn about godzilla on mars

    • @Tron-yj2nv
      @Tron-yj2nv Před 6 lety

      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    • @quintincunningham242
      @quintincunningham242 Před 6 lety +55

      Probably all the ugly fat kids

  • @hjalmarselberg5653
    @hjalmarselberg5653 Před 7 lety +2468

    "hotter means younger"

  • @kirus9396
    @kirus9396 Před 8 lety +2200

    i bet hes wearing boxers

  • @jesslana4003
    @jesslana4003 Před 4 lety +220

    “How strange it is to be anything at all” this quote honestly speaks to my soul, life is natural but to me it doesn’t feel it, idk if I’m just a little messed up or if others feel like this too, life is strange

    • @cryingbecausehollowknightd5748
      @cryingbecausehollowknightd5748 Před 4 lety +19

      Jess Lana such a mood. Sometimes I feel like perhaps I’m not alive, I stay awake and night and wonder if everything and everyone around me is just a dream. Or perhaps I’m already dead, stuck in purgatory, and everyone around me is just a memory.

    • @liam64
      @liam64 Před 3 lety +8

      @@cryingbecausehollowknightd5748 This is like reading my own sub conscience. How have you delt with it?

    • @ezeqeel8352
      @ezeqeel8352 Před 3 lety +5

      Sounds like ya'll depressed. Take some antidepressants and go on with your day.

    • @EliteJax4180
      @EliteJax4180 Před 3 lety +2

      It is just the consequence of living. Death obviously is not enough to pay for many years of life, so the universe takes rent from us in the form of questions, such as to our creation. It can be quite taxing.

    • @EliteJax4180
      @EliteJax4180 Před 3 lety +2

      @Ben Shields A question that directly impacts all of humanity. But that one question will not destroy us, as it has not since the beginning of time.

  • @thesolodeveloper2420
    @thesolodeveloper2420 Před 4 lety +563

    A quasar named Corona, and during the time of coronavirus, wow, CZcams just loves to recommend these videos to me

    • @shawntylerirving3609
      @shawntylerirving3609 Před 4 lety +9

      Lowkey it would've been funny as fuck if your acronym was PtSD

    • @conleybunch7077
      @conleybunch7077 Před 4 lety +3

      Fr lol

    • @XQQ-qm8ow
      @XQQ-qm8ow Před 4 lety +3

      The Corona-Borealis Great wall isn't a quasar, its a cosmic web

    • @candynecklacesx
      @candynecklacesx Před 4 lety +3

      I was just thinking that, as he said it, looked down and saw this comment

    • @Henriong
      @Henriong Před 4 lety +2

      Yeah and corona means crown in Latin or whatever that’s why so many things are called ‘corona’

  • @erendutkun4723
    @erendutkun4723 Před 7 lety +2431

    "Hey 42 here"

    • @thotdestroyer458
      @thotdestroyer458 Před 6 lety +94

      Eren Dutkun you spelled vsauce wrong!

    • @rina-om3si
      @rina-om3si Před 6 lety +114

      he deadass said 42 that time it wasn’t even a question

    • @Victor-vv9jy
      @Victor-vv9jy Před 6 lety +24

      marinaaubrey but was he really deadass?

    • @TheProrage509
      @TheProrage509 Před 6 lety +22

      Victor no he was wake ass

    • @madmanvarietyshow9605
      @madmanvarietyshow9605 Před 6 lety +36

      IVE GOT IT
      HE'S SECRETLY THE ANSWER TO LIFE, THE UNIVERSE, AND EVERYTHING!

  • @spectralyte
    @spectralyte Před 8 lety +202

    And here I am, expecting to get some info on aliens...

  • @kovatsbotond194
    @kovatsbotond194 Před 5 lety +511

    8:00 "Hotter means younger"
    *FBI open up!*

    • @captainrev4959
      @captainrev4959 Před 4 lety +5

      Kováts Botond shut the fuck up and that’s not funny

    • @captainrev4959
      @captainrev4959 Před 4 lety +5

      The D4C Gang It’s not funny it’s retarded

    • @meflea3675
      @meflea3675 Před 4 lety +15

      @@captainrev4959 is funny because you can't be funkier than such an unfunny person

    • @ethankoga1313
      @ethankoga1313 Před 4 lety +10

      Damn @captain rev acting a bit sus

    • @captainrev4959
      @captainrev4959 Před 4 lety +4

      @@ethankoga1313 the time that I posted that I was pissed off. but I can't stand the FBI open up BS.

  • @romanramirez5157
    @romanramirez5157 Před 4 lety +97

    Imagine aliens on the other side of the universe wondering if there’s aliens thinking of them on the other side

    • @samcookson4165
      @samcookson4165 Před rokem

      way less weird than knowing you are here and they don't want anything to do with ya and you have been abandoned to the corner of the universe until you can learn to behave

  • @asicsjohnson
    @asicsjohnson Před 8 lety +220

    I still hear "Forty-Two, here" every time I watch one of this guy's videos. I always enjoy them, though.

  • @emmalinef0073
    @emmalinef0073 Před 8 lety +575

    Anyone else is thinks he say 42 here instead of thoughty 2 here

  • @PoppinDan
    @PoppinDan Před 5 lety +32

    Dude your energy feels so chilled😂 when you speak about bad things in the world you make it Humorous and less scary. Your content is awesome man

  • @djxorcist591
    @djxorcist591 Před 4 lety +41

    Thoughty2: "A quasar named Corona"
    CZcams's Algorithm: "This video says Corona, and since its the time of coronavirus, let me suggest this to this random guy scrolling through. Maybe he can be safe from the virus in some way".

  • @galaxy8547
    @galaxy8547 Před 8 lety +256

    "Who names this crap?" that killed me xD

  • @slimo3600
    @slimo3600 Před 7 lety +829

    to everyone 3 billion years in the future hopefully that massive black hole will spit and not swallow

    • @ferguson704able
      @ferguson704able Před 7 lety +1

      Realistically, you can't split a black hole, as doing so would require a tremendous (possibly infinite) amount of energy.

    • @g.u.i8146
      @g.u.i8146 Před 7 lety +22

      What??????, he was talking about spitting not splitting dafuq?!

    • @ferguson704able
      @ferguson704able Před 7 lety +5

      Oh
      Well, that changes everything (if you know what I mean)

    • @slimo3600
      @slimo3600 Před 7 lety +4

      Alexander Ferguson now do u get it?? 😂😂

    • @ferguson704able
      @ferguson704able Před 7 lety +5

      yee

  • @stretchopotomus2385
    @stretchopotomus2385 Před 5 lety +3

    they're all waiting for us to join them at the gigantic bar in the sky
    the best theory yet

  • @csehestedt94
    @csehestedt94 Před 4 lety +27

    Let's go raid gods liquor cabinet take my money already

  • @contentdeleted1275
    @contentdeleted1275 Před 6 lety +333

    “Are neutron stars made by ikea?” I died when he said that XD

  • @chris10efc
    @chris10efc Před 8 lety +234

    I was expecting to see like giant mutant man eating crabs not fucking lightning.

    • @Barbe
      @Barbe Před 8 lety

      So you're saying you have Lightning Eater now?

    • @fakeanimeman8942
      @fakeanimeman8942 Před 8 lety +5

      I was litterally about to comment that but whatever I'll let my people do the fucking job for me

    • @neonlemurs4865
      @neonlemurs4865 Před 8 lety +3

      Man eating crabs? I prefer lobster.

    • @latvianbountyhunter7677
      @latvianbountyhunter7677 Před 8 lety

      i expected something alike pacman, but a planet...

    • @Subject5464
      @Subject5464 Před 8 lety +4

      A giant mutant man was fucking lightning!? How did I miss that?

  • @machristinaofianga99
    @machristinaofianga99 Před 2 lety +7

    "Just be grateful that we just have to deal with is just One Star, an occasional asteroid and other people that we are stuck in herein this little rock flying in space."
    Damn, he's so right

  • @xpl0rer551
    @xpl0rer551 Před 4 lety +10

    Physicists 1: "Mmmh how should we call this huge large quasar group?"
    Physicist 2: "Say no more fam"

  • @DeadlineBreaking
    @DeadlineBreaking Před 6 lety +1158

    I'm gonna start feeling bad for the humans born about 10 years before our Solar System gets eaten by a Black Hole.

    • @ryvn_ryvn_18
      @ryvn_ryvn_18 Před 6 lety +157

      Rapfins humanity would've likely been eliminated by then, unless we find a way to go to other planets similar to our own

    • @DeadlineBreaking
      @DeadlineBreaking Před 6 lety +13

      ...
      *Mind = BLOWN.*

    • @DeadlineBreaking
      @DeadlineBreaking Před 6 lety +15

      Very true.. I should've thought about that. '-'

    • @Zimbelius
      @Zimbelius Před 6 lety +43

      Rapfins before that humans would eliminate themselves

    • @thiccjunior8339
      @thiccjunior8339 Před 6 lety +12

      You wouldnt feel anything cuz you'll be dead

  • @frederickbingley6699
    @frederickbingley6699 Před 8 lety +372

    Thoughty is killing the jokes today

    • @ancalabond8703
      @ancalabond8703 Před 8 lety +1

      ikr

    • @martyimscared5652
      @martyimscared5652 Před 8 lety +2

      IKR if you like to look at him and then read his name you might think he's smart and makes no jokes but he's smart and he makes jokes

    • @loganwatson5905
      @loganwatson5905 Před 8 lety +7

      for real even had a Shaun of the dead reference

    • @hrub
      @hrub Před 8 lety +7

      He's just getting more and more savage.

    • @alekz2851
      @alekz2851 Před 8 lety +4

      Science joke are the best kind!!

  • @Flohws
    @Flohws Před 3 lety +6

    Man this dude looks so different without his mustache

  • @codyzed331
    @codyzed331 Před 5 lety +8

    "There are probably times when you stare out into the infinite blackness and think... 'god damnit I need a drink!'"
    So true!

  • @ghostiumzx3392
    @ghostiumzx3392 Před 7 lety +496

    when I clicked on this video I was expecting UFOs, Predators, Demons, and Wormhole Monster shit

  • @gamerdawg4804
    @gamerdawg4804 Před 8 lety +397

    "Who names this crap?" xD

    • @enrique1041
      @enrique1041 Před 8 lety +5

      I died

    • @rola229
      @rola229 Před 8 lety +8

      Simpy hilarious, I had to stop the vid. XD

    • @bawsebig15
      @bawsebig15 Před 8 lety +15

      lmfao caught me off guard when he said tht

    • @DinoKelFilms
      @DinoKelFilms Před 8 lety

      Lol

    • @dajam9035
      @dajam9035 Před 8 lety +1

      I said exactly what I think about everytime I look at space documentaries.

  • @ricememe2966
    @ricememe2966 Před 4 lety +10

    Me doing my homework
    Huh look a super shiny pigeon

  • @obsidiandwarf
    @obsidiandwarf Před 3 lety +2

    'Hotter means younger'... Sounds like a new netflix production.

  • @squiddiot5477
    @squiddiot5477 Před 6 lety +226

    I don't know what is scarier. The fact that these exist, or the fact that these are all probably happening right now?

    • @kkkzone4436
      @kkkzone4436 Před 5 lety +19

      Creepypasta Review in fact these happened millions of light years ago,we don’t know what’s happening now in most of space

    • @alexkeith3221
      @alexkeith3221 Před 5 lety +1

      Loki God Of Lies you just scarred me for life

    • @strawbuni7454
      @strawbuni7454 Před 4 lety +1

      both are scary

    • @Chris-rj4fs
      @Chris-rj4fs Před 4 lety

      im sure all of these are happening somewhere in the universe. its a big place!

    • @daifudo8931
      @daifudo8931 Před 4 lety +7

      kkk Zone you know light years is a distance right?

  • @SaucyRamenBoy
    @SaucyRamenBoy Před 8 lety +209

    And here i was expecting Jacob Sartorius or Xenomorphs to be on the list

  • @mikeramey2056
    @mikeramey2056 Před 4 lety +4

    I respect lightning but I don’t fear it like I’m not going to run out in a open field during a thunderstorm 😂

  • @djbamx2
    @djbamx2 Před 6 lety +37

    I was expecting something from a lovecraftian novel

    • @TheVamxie
      @TheVamxie Před 4 lety +2

      They are spacial bodies that make you look like a atom

    • @asbk3286
      @asbk3286 Před 4 lety

      It is lovecraftian, science just made it look neater.

    • @justamanofculture12
      @justamanofculture12 Před 3 lety +1

      Lol ikr

  • @ARG23supreme
    @ARG23supreme Před 8 lety +135

    So we have 3 billion years to get the hell out of this galaxy....

    • @hippieee9661
      @hippieee9661 Před 8 lety +6

      We need to invent a spacecraft that could travel at a speed of light or exceed it in space. Unfortunately, that's impossible.

    • @ARG23supreme
      @ARG23supreme Před 8 lety +11

      Sjelu Meme Yep, but you never know what can happen in 3 billion years...

    • @hippieee9661
      @hippieee9661 Před 8 lety +10

      We probably would be dead as we reach the other proximate galaxy. run out of fuel, or anything like that

    • @ARG23supreme
      @ARG23supreme Před 8 lety +7

      Sjelu Meme Or tomorrow they can discover an incoming asteroid or super nova explosion that is directed at us...

    • @SuperKILLINGMASTER
      @SuperKILLINGMASTER Před 8 lety +18

      Don't worry we'll be dead when that happens, that's our grandxinfinite-children's problem.

  • @monks311
    @monks311 Před 7 lety +798

    I was expecting dead space planet eating monster.

    • @GlowZoe
      @GlowZoe Před 7 lety +3

      Rudy Flores lol

    • @SpaceG95
      @SpaceG95 Před 7 lety +22

      Rudy Flores oh yes, the dreaded Galactus theory😂😂😂

    • @EduardoPerez-kh2uh
      @EduardoPerez-kh2uh Před 7 lety +5

      Well that would make my WHOLE day

    • @streamofawareness
      @streamofawareness Před 7 lety +9

      UNICRON.

    • @duathedoodler
      @duathedoodler Před 7 lety +12

      ah yes, me too. I wasn't expecting stars, giant stars, orbiting stars...ya' know.

  • @Tatianara3481
    @Tatianara3481 Před 3 lety +6

    The fact that Corona was mentioned in this video 4 years prior to the start of the global pandemic is scary *_Shudders_*

  • @Stinkyshark2001
    @Stinkyshark2001 Před 3 lety +2

    Biblically accurate angels: *are you challenging me?*

  • @kimberlyjongathanunicycle6492

    Was I the only person expecting to hear about a giant rogue space dragon?

  • @DonutTV
    @DonutTV Před 7 lety +148

    'Are neutron stars made in Ikea?' LMAO I LAUGHED SO HARD

    • @felixsedin
      @felixsedin Před 6 lety +2

      DonutTV [GD] GD :)

    • @brandonackerman4121
      @brandonackerman4121 Před 6 lety +1

      HA! LOL!!! 😁

    • @kelliethornton7986
      @kelliethornton7986 Před 6 lety +1

      42 is usually pretty funny but this one takes the cake LMAO

    • @bipolatelly9806
      @bipolatelly9806 Před 6 lety

      DonutTV [GD]
      they don't and can't possibly, exist.

    • @julyol119
      @julyol119 Před 6 lety

      DonutTV [GD] I just posted literally the same comment and now I feel a mixture of stupid but not alone xD

  • @brynhild_sigmund3717
    @brynhild_sigmund3717 Před 6 lety +3

    "Huge Large Quasar Group"
    "Who names this crap?"
    I died.

  • @serenaocchino2815
    @serenaocchino2815 Před 4 lety +31

    7 terifying monster's we discovered found in space . . .
    THANOS'ES ASS CLAP

  • @Pokemonleafmon
    @Pokemonleafmon Před 7 lety +268

    WOW!!! I just clicked on this video and realized it was Thoughty2, it's good to watch this guy again.

  • @TyrannoBide
    @TyrannoBide Před 8 lety +150

    "Hotter means younger"
    Sounds about right ( ͡͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ °)

  • @Shorts-su7lg
    @Shorts-su7lg Před 4 lety +13

    Corona is the biggest thing in the universe? I

  • @chickenpower5732
    @chickenpower5732 Před 6 lety +7

    I can just imagine somewhere in space. Hi welcome to IKEA would you like to become a supernova, a neutron star, or a black hole. Each comes in a small package containing more than the package should.

  • @spore214
    @spore214 Před 7 lety +478

    "who names this crap?" couldn't stop laughing

  • @davidhansson7041
    @davidhansson7041 Před 8 lety +229

    "It's probably a really shiny pigeon or something" - Arran 2016

  • @unknown_bitch6734
    @unknown_bitch6734 Před 3 lety +1

    'Who names this crap...'
    This sentence is a mood 😂👌

  • @QwibQwib
    @QwibQwib Před 6 lety +2

    You're one of the first youtubers I started to follow a years ago and I still hear you saying "Farty chu". Amazing videos btw, always great content and narrated so well that I'm able to understand everything you say (I'm from a country where we speak Spanish)

  • @FriezaDBZKing69
    @FriezaDBZKing69 Před 7 lety +288

    Magnetars are so powerful that if one were to stand next to it, it'd pull the very iron from our red blood cells.

    • @Andy-hz2ef
      @Andy-hz2ef Před 7 lety +3

      FriezaDBZKing69 even sperm cells?

    • @FriezaDBZKing69
      @FriezaDBZKing69 Před 7 lety +25

      Lin Andy Clearly said blood cells. That joke would have been funny had I only said "cells".

    • @gokublack8700
      @gokublack8700 Před 7 lety +2

      so are you still the Lord of the universe or you left the job

    • @FriezaDBZKing69
      @FriezaDBZKing69 Před 7 lety +5

      GOKU BLACK Still the Emperor of the Universe.

    • @gokublack8700
      @gokublack8700 Před 7 lety +1

      +FriezaDBZKing69 oooooookkkkkkkk

  • @elrojo307
    @elrojo307 Před 7 lety +243

    This dude literally breathes puns and analogies XD

  • @ryanjgrande
    @ryanjgrande Před 4 lety +3

    Ahhhhhh a suit and a clean lip. Old videos are so refreshing and nostalgic

  • @arvinforoughy9115
    @arvinforoughy9115 Před 3 lety +4

    Imagine a lifeform that dosent qualify alive with our standards like how plants were

  • @zimroidmcgee
    @zimroidmcgee Před 8 lety +113

    I want this guy to be my science teacher

  • @theduke3481
    @theduke3481 Před 8 lety +147

    is his face permanently stuck like that

  • @TheWidowStewart
    @TheWidowStewart Před 4 lety +1

    Daaaang, you were really having a day! That razor sharp sarcasm and delightful tongue in cheek wit had me screaming several times, in this one.

  • @Secrets17x
    @Secrets17x Před 4 lety +4

    Your Channel name might be the most well thought out name I've ever seen. Thought squared? 42? The meaning of life? Genius.

  • @reno2675
    @reno2675 Před 8 lety +83

    "when it comes to stars hotter means younger" Thats how it works in real life too.

  • @user-qf9lw7du2k
    @user-qf9lw7du2k Před 6 lety +569

    I've been calling this channel 42 for *6 years*
    *why brain? Why?*

    • @ettienemoss3293
      @ettienemoss3293 Před 6 lety +18

      •Kiya• {Neko} lol piece of shit liar , he hasn't even been in CZcams for 6 years

    • @chucks1255
      @chucks1255 Před 6 lety +8

      Maybe it's a new account but the again it's a weab so you may be right

    • @nayoxd
      @nayoxd Před 6 lety +3

      Virtual except the comment was 4 months ago (right now)

    • @hughjass1280
      @hughjass1280 Před 6 lety +2

      That's actually what he's trying to get people to do

    • @lauchsuppedeluxelauchsuppe1803
      @lauchsuppedeluxelauchsuppe1803 Před 6 lety +5

      I called it always thoty 2

  • @sarabarengo8897
    @sarabarengo8897 Před 2 lety +1

    "all you have to do is eat a star" is basically the plot of Stardust

  • @davysamir2289
    @davysamir2289 Před 6 lety

    „ who names this crap?“
    You totally got me with that 😆

  • @skullz897
    @skullz897 Před 8 lety +137

    When he said"who names this crap" i was dieing😂😆😅

  • @joaovc2002
    @joaovc2002 Před 7 lety +629

    people saying this is clickbait are as dense as a neutron star

    • @44harbordale44
      @44harbordale44 Před 6 lety +14

      LastLoneWolf FTW not one monster in this video, by definition. So yeah, clickbait

    • @IkaSternenlicht
      @IkaSternenlicht Před 6 lety +7

      That's pretty dense...

    • @pughshipp
      @pughshipp Před 6 lety +3

      LastLoneWolf FTW 😂😂😂

    • @bramsturk619
      @bramsturk619 Před 6 lety +5

      Ke_Swagkilla monster is relative to each person thank you

    • @hayden6434
      @hayden6434 Před 6 lety

      LastLoneWolf FTW finally, someone who has my type of humor

  • @DrowChyld
    @DrowChyld Před 3 lety

    I had this on my recomended tonight. You've come a long way, Thought2. Still, this was enjoyable with your special oomph.

  • @sonyacowles8597
    @sonyacowles8597 Před 4 lety

    I love your vids. So informative. And your humor cracks me up. Thank you, Thoughty2. ☺💙😁

  • @lanzasjorge8822
    @lanzasjorge8822 Před 8 lety +69

    I imagine the Universe as a little science project of 6 graders from another dimension.. Once we die we see a reality beyond imaginable

  • @B1ueJesta
    @B1ueJesta Před 8 lety +80

    "But the Huge Large Quasar Group, who names this crap?" XD! I died.

    • @lucid3413
      @lucid3413 Před 8 lety +4

      2016- RIP My Name Is.
      Born:Unknown

    • @B1ueJesta
      @B1ueJesta Před 8 lety

      Modified XF Dec 30th, 1998 - June 16th, 2016. Btw this is his ghost.

    • @JorgeMartinez-xd6yv
      @JorgeMartinez-xd6yv Před 8 lety

      hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahhahahah lol

    • @kingsk0133
      @kingsk0133 Před 8 lety

      Hahaha yeah. That was funny

    • @barrysmith3188
      @barrysmith3188 Před 8 lety

      Smart people that probly came up with there scientific names from latin or greek roots....Go back to the ice neanderthal..

  • @thecrow9026
    @thecrow9026 Před 4 lety +4

    For the longest time I thought he says "Heyyy 42 here"

  • @petferret6979
    @petferret6979 Před 4 lety +2

    2021 : soooo there is a new pandemic called hercules corona

  • @mythicorange3746
    @mythicorange3746 Před 7 lety +190

    what about goku

  • @LuisAguilar-ko7nd
    @LuisAguilar-ko7nd Před 3 lety +1

    “I think we can all raise a rum and raspberry to that”
    Thoughty2

  • @DaKiffster
    @DaKiffster Před rokem

    This isn't what I expected, but loved it 😂

  • @Magnetcross
    @Magnetcross Před 8 lety +107

    Anyone think he said 42 legit this time on purpose? lol

  • @remy8516
    @remy8516 Před 8 lety +116

    Are these stars my from ikea?
    These jokes to good

  • @HeavenlyDivineTaro
    @HeavenlyDivineTaro Před 2 lety

    So excited for my daily dose of Thoughty2!

  • @parrot849
    @parrot849 Před 3 lety

    I wish you were my high school science teacher way way back in my past.... My vocation might be very different than it is now.... Bravo on another fantastic video!

  • @priwanio4gawgaw
    @priwanio4gawgaw Před 6 lety +274

    god damn it I had so much planed in 3 billion years shit

    • @award3007
      @award3007 Před 6 lety +6

      xXsamXx same i wanted to make a huge type of spaceship

    • @DeezNuts-vj4ws
      @DeezNuts-vj4ws Před 3 lety

      i wanted to roll a blonion

  • @tallmarn8927
    @tallmarn8927 Před 6 lety +294

    Typical British performer, funny without trying too hard. Also pretty damn informative without sounding like a know-it-all, dick, good stuff, man, i am now part of your notification squad.

    • @positiffvibrations7429
      @positiffvibrations7429 Před 6 lety +7

      Tall Marn wtf r u talking about?!? He ruined the video with his dumb jokes. Not trying hard!?! U call slipping some adolescent quip or pun in after other sentence n forcing opportunities for jokes that aren't there, not trying to hard?! N the jokes aren't even funny unless you're 14 n younger.

    • @AlecJones97
      @AlecJones97 Před 6 lety +6

      Shut up tiff

    • @mrajata1551
      @mrajata1551 Před 6 lety

      +Prince Original Are you that dense.

    • @CaliforniaCarpenter7
      @CaliforniaCarpenter7 Před 4 lety +1

      Tall Marn, I, notice, that, you use a, lot, of, commas...

    • @lilyflower91
      @lilyflower91 Před 3 lety +6

      The animosity around this innocent comment is exactly why we will alienate ourselves.
      Fucking pricks.

  • @jakebella5683
    @jakebella5683 Před 3 lety

    “Who names this stuff?” 😂😂 Love it

  • @FionaAWolfe01
    @FionaAWolfe01 Před 4 lety +4

    "God's liquor cabinet" 😆

  • @Rocky-rm4bc
    @Rocky-rm4bc Před 8 lety +110

    has anyone else thought that our universe could be just a single atom in something else? because i have :D

  • @mikeeddward7078
    @mikeeddward7078 Před 8 lety +30

    Born too late to explore the earth
    Born too soon to explore the galaxy
    Born just in time to discover if he is wearing pants

    • @mikeeddward7078
      @mikeeddward7078 Před 8 lety

      It was Remade to fit the full purpose of this universe, not stolen? like the tardis.

  • @ETGK
    @ETGK Před 3 lety

    ‘And when it comes to stars, hotter means younger’
    Hollywood: **writing notes furiously**

  • @margeryharper7837
    @margeryharper7837 Před 2 lety

    Looking very smart Thoughty2 :) Informative and humourous as usual

  • @kiri896
    @kiri896 Před 7 lety +130

    how come school never tell us this. This is too cool

  • @apickleonamission8961
    @apickleonamission8961 Před 8 lety +79

    soooooooooo he's not wearing pants right?

    • @rven7050
      @rven7050 Před 8 lety +14

      Operator: BOB! Bob.. just focus GRAB the money and then go straight to the vent
      Bob: Why!? I wanna kno if he wears pants!!
      Operator: Fuck this, we are cancelling the mission *shhhk*

    • @nautica00
      @nautica00 Před 8 lety +2

      Hello

    • @MultiColoredPsychopath
      @MultiColoredPsychopath Před 8 lety +5

      Mission Report: December 16th, 1991

    • @rockmidget98
      @rockmidget98 Před 8 lety +1

      dont make me cry

    • @sin378
      @sin378 Před 8 lety

      +Multi Colored Psychopath lol ik what your talking about

  • @theedude8265
    @theedude8265 Před 3 lety +1

    The good old days when you’d speak on 7 different things in one video. Instead of making one thing last 20 minutes

  • @brendonian4097
    @brendonian4097 Před 5 lety

    This video was much more scathingly sarcastic than usual. I like it.

  • @lainworld
    @lainworld Před 7 lety +59

    8:01 "Hotter means younge-" *police sirens wail in the distance*

  • @ace5527
    @ace5527 Před 8 lety +62

    TOO MUCH KNOWLEDGE!!!! MY BRAIN IS EXPLODING!!!!AHHHHHHHHH*fart* *boooom*

    • @lesley7278
      @lesley7278 Před 8 lety

      I just farted reading this

    • @brydonwilliams05
      @brydonwilliams05 Před 8 lety

      +Lesley Borgmeijer nice

    • @lyaz0939
      @lyaz0939 Před 8 lety +1

      Well, check out Vsauce in case you have not done that yet....

    • @her8066
      @her8066 Před 8 lety

      HOW DOES HE KNOW ALL OF THIS!!! MY MEMORY CAN'T KEEP TRACK!!!

    • @post_ironik
      @post_ironik Před 8 lety

      +The HERO Gaming Really?!

  • @bigbootycasino2470
    @bigbootycasino2470 Před 6 lety +4

    Do you think on the other side of the universe there is some aliens thinking about us and our satalites being in space

  • @lukebmx4lyf
    @lukebmx4lyf Před 4 lety +2

    “Although, the chances are very low”. Wait so there is a chance? Well sheeeeeeeeit

  • @pikameme3322
    @pikameme3322 Před 6 lety +14

    Laughed my ass off when he said "who named this crap" 😂

  • @tobyblitz6344
    @tobyblitz6344 Před 7 lety +28

    3:37 "who names this crap" that's a good dam question.

    • @harlleygurrola8394
      @harlleygurrola8394 Před 6 lety +1

      Toby Blitz Astronomers... 🖋🖋✒️✒️📝📝🔭🔭

  • @gamingwithvir2879
    @gamingwithvir2879 Před 4 lety +2

    3:54 did you think you will say Corona 4 years later

  • @patobarajas7207
    @patobarajas7207 Před 4 lety +1

    WOW, I AM BLOWN AWAY BY YOUR FANCINESS. Yessssss 😌🤓😍

  • @omarhassan8344
    @omarhassan8344 Před 8 lety +42

    His Right Eye is significantly Smaller than his Left Eye