The video essayist starter pack: -Baity thumbnail with an unflattering photo of the person (bonus points if their eyes are censored with a derogatory word) -Video is presented in an 80s aesthetic -Video game soundtrack (usually Undertale) or 8-bit rendition of Gorillas music -A voiceover that sounds like a teenager talking -Either about the most mundane nothing burger stuff you ever heard or serious crime.
-The person in question either hasn't done shit too bad and they just lost 1 of their 200 million subscribers, or they are an absolute degenerate who others have already heard of their crimes
Video Essays get 72% off their views off of people who are trying to find filler to watch while they eat. I got this stat from the study that nobody did, I just made it up.😮
Don't forget the dramatic "video tape rolling" along with black splotches just to settle it in further how "serious" this 20-hour video essay is about Logan Paul saying the n word 😂
I saw video titled "videogames that fell off" and my first reaction was like: bro who cares?? Just play what you want to play. Edit: I actually decided to check some of the games that were mentioned. And they had plenty of people playing….
@bamboo4297 I dont understand why he is so popular. He is painfully unfunny and boring. His fanbase worships him as a voice of reason for the internet. Glorified redditor
It sucks, because there are other CZcamsrs that genuinely had a downfall by doing illegal and predatory things, yet most dramatubers only focus on Twitter drama
@@bumblebeegamerreal By “predatory”, they usually mean a 19 year old texted a 17 year old, something that no one cares about in the real world but gets you permanently labeled as a sex offender on CZcams.
@@naka8919 CallMeCarson and a few are just outliers. I'm talking about people lime HeyImDam who dated minors and dismissed it by saying "its old news" Or iiluminaughtii who abused her employees and tried to evict them.
the worst part about channels like that is how they treat everything exactly the same, no matter if its a petty argument or a serious crime. im convinced that an influencer could kill a man and the worst these drama channels would say about them is that it was a bad decision
Or someone does something barely offensive, then you have these videos talking about how that person is the spawn of Satan along with some armchair "pop-psychology." Because we all know that not coming to your grandmother's last birthday is a clear sign of psychopathy/sociopathy/narcissism or any other "evil sounding" noun
What annoys me is when I go on social media feeds and people are posting things like “I can’t believe I was ever subbed to x” or “unsubbing from x after that shit” and I scroll through tons of posts about “what they said” and “the controversy “. After a while I’m just like “LOOK WILL SOMEONE JUST EXPLAIN WHAT THEY DID!”
Becoming a CZcamsr only has three branching pathways like an RPG 1. Going crazy 2. Going to jail because a. Alcohol, b. Going after a child, or c. Said going crazy 3. Perfectly normal and the 3 hour long video essay about their spiral into oblivion ends up more popular than they are.
@@calebtitler1847 I only use CZcams for music and the odd gameplay video from number 3 on the list. Nowadays 99% of content is either ads, reviews for products I’ll never buy, a surprising amount of poorly edited "skits” made by five year olds revolving around cartoon characters, and crappy commentary videos about whatever the new drama is or 5 hour long video essays that never even address the premise in the title.
Everything about this is so accurate, including having the black bar over the persons eyes with *INSERT BAD THING HERE* on it in the thumbnail. Awesome work man!
They be doing a video essay about what happened to someone who doesnt upload and its 30 mins about the youtuber's history,5 mins about his sponsor and 5 mins actually answering the question
I still kinda like him, but recently he has some old guy opinions or straight up is too harsh on some stuff, I'm forced to think "yo dude, just chill a little"
It's crazy how a guy who uploads himself talking to a webcam in his bedroom for 20 minutes straight without any fucking editing can make millions constantly while spouting the most populist takes ever. He's like wet toast.
I had a conversation with a friend the other day about this really. While early CZcams and other social media content used to be more experimental, it seems now more about expressing outrage, and replying on a reply or an online gossip *about a stranger who've you've actually never met neither you'll ever will meet, neither has any important cultural or political power.*
The video essay saturation is sooo bad. They do weird topics for video essays, usually on people that 99% of normal people will never know or care about. And they all sound exactly the same with the same power point presentation formula. It's "video essayification" of youtube LMAO
Drama video essays are the worst. Video essays on topics and media the creator is passionate about is okay, like Thorgi Arcade making video essays on games and movies he really likes.
I saw someone call pyrocynical’s response video to his allegations a “video essay” and i never wanted to scream at a stranger through the screen so bad
you just summed up a very big part of youtube right now. Everytime im gonna click on one of those videos, I'll say "No." and rewatch this video instead
everything is so accurate about modern video essays. the voice, the editing style, and even down to dickriding moistcritikal like all of these content farming "commentary" channels.
what annoys me the most with this type of videos is their excessive editing. like they've never heard of "less is more". also most of this wouldn't happen if twitter didn't exist
Thank god bro! I am getting over these Video Analysis, essay and review guys! They all try to be edgy with a take or build their entire platform on being a conservative movie reviewer or a progressive. It’s so common these days I was thinking about joining the trend and naming my channel “yet another video essay channel”.
tbh you could do it ironically like this video does, make it a parody & all the video essay haters will come out of the cracks "yet another video essay channel" is a bit of a mouthful though
I considered it years back, even thought about using my FFXIV character as a mascot. Then I realized how cringe it sounded and decided to just stick to gaming
Literally considered doing this myself just to voice unpopular opinions on topics like this, but then I heard my own voice in recording, then looked at my own scripts and decided against it.
Finally, a video that makes fun of these drama channels Tbh alot of channels like lagovirt, turkey tom, sunnyv2, toastify etc just feel lile they just leech off of drama for the sake of it while also have very defensive fans who are addicted to drama lol
I love this kind of slop but honestly tom had kinda fallen off since he got larger. Same with Sunny and Toast was never on it tbh so maybe it's just always sucked and I was a lot easier to impress like 3 years ago lmao.
The fans always act like they're saints for "calling out problematic people" when most of the time they are just vultures who profit off other people's careers going down the toilet. Not that some of these people didn't have it coming, but when you make a 3hr long video about the latest cancelled youtuber it's clear what you're doing it for (looking at you, D'Angelo Wallace lol).
@@madamebkrt what’s worse is when you have valid criticism against some of the things they’ve said, whether is criticizing their heartless tone or have been misinformed their fans will defend them to the death (and let’s be honest sometimes people treat a CZcamsrs opinion like it’s the 10 commandments.) And the defenses can range from “ you just don’t get it bro” to finding ways to invalidate your opinion like “nuh uh! Ur a furry/nsfw artist/zombie/tf2 scout main/genwunner/etc so ur opinion is invalid” These people end up being more interesting, annoying, and sometimes worse than the people their favorite essay CZcamsr called out.
The saddest part is how their fans will keep parading around outdated and even outright wrong information for years on end. Even when the person they attacked had to prove their own innocence because frankly none of them will.
Those essay CZcamsrs talk about people doing the smallest nobody-cares controversies like they're second to the holocaust, and in such an overly dramatic way.
I remember when these videos first started popping up, I thought these people were doing real heinous crimes. Then I watch the video and it ends up being that they talked to an underage girl (17 years old) when they were an adult (19 years old)
I tend to watch these kinds of essays because I tell myself "Oh drama I'm not aware of" but most of the time it devolves to them just retelling stories from tweets and then chastising whoever they're blabbing about. Half the time I give up cause it's so boring especially when they act all sanctimonious about the whole thing.
Thank you!! Oh my god!! Bless you for making this!! These stupid video essays have been showing up in my algorithm nowadays and it makes me fume!! They usually talk about people I barely know or care about and other things in pop culture that I don’t care about! I don’t want to watch a video titled “Your favorite show, book, or movie sucks and here’s why.” Let me enjoy my interests in peace! So you didn’t like this show, do you have to make a whole video and share to the world why you didn’t like it?!! That is some next level boredom I can’t imagine!! So once again, I thank you for this video! Video essays have been showing in my algorithm and it’s driving me crazy!!!
same i saw a TWO hour long video on steven universe and it was like holy shit you watched 5 seasons of a show u didnt like and then made a TWOHOUR long video about jfc.. just to say why they didnt even like it whwat
i really love video essays because its either a 2 hour long video about a random youtuber or celebrity ive never heard of committing multiple felonies, or like a 2 hour long video about the history of pancakes or someshit. Both are nice though
My favorite part about getting videos like these in my feed is that I watch the one that gets recommended to me, and then literally never watch any other content the channel makes because it's even less interesting than what I was recommended.
You forgot the SunnyV2 classic: picking a random comment with about 1.5 likes saying the most irrelevant thing and presenting it to further “prove” the narrative he decided in the first place while making the video
omg I literally watched a video of the internet anarchist yesterday... the dude was literally just saying that charlie was right and the other guy was a dumbdumb thanks for perfectly capturing my thoughts on this
I think this is how I felt after I lost an hour of my life watching that SunnyV2 video about that no-one who made those stand-up battles or roasts or whatever that were awful, I didn't even know that person and I don't even care about them, I felt as if I had lost part of my life listening that for nothing.
Can't help but think of all the videos I've gotten in my recommended about the LavenderTowne Hazbin Hotel thing. "LavenderTowne made a lazy and badly researched video and apologized and took it down like a day later. Now let's continue to talk about how bad the video sucked and how bad the redesigns were for 20 minutes in 100 different videos for no reason"
that moistcritikal impression was impressively impressive
"impressively impressive" truer words have never been spoken before
*Don’t read my name…. 😮*
@@Jadelongnoseget a life 😲
@@Jadelongnose ok
@@Jadelongnoseif you say so then I won't 😊
The Penguinz0 voice was actually good
*Don’t read my name…. 😮*
it really was
@@AnakarGD ye
@@Jadelongnose ok
yeah untill he broke character and yelled it was pretty good honestly lmao
The video essayist starter pack:
-Baity thumbnail with an unflattering photo of the person (bonus points if their eyes are censored with a derogatory word)
-Video is presented in an 80s aesthetic
-Video game soundtrack (usually Undertale) or 8-bit rendition of Gorillas music
-A voiceover that sounds like a teenager talking
-Either about the most mundane nothing burger stuff you ever heard or serious crime.
-Most boring shit you'll ever hear in your entire life
Clip of critical talking about it (he already made a video of it)
Why do I feel like you were talking about HarleyTBS?
-The person in question either hasn't done shit too bad and they just lost 1 of their 200 million subscribers, or they are an absolute degenerate who others have already heard of their crimes
And the worst part is that the serious crimes and the petty drama are treated the same 😭
almost clicked "not interested" because it thought it was a video essay 💀
Bro you got played.
Bamboozled
Bro same here
Bro is an it
Same negl
Video Essays get 72% off their views off of people who are trying to find filler to watch while they eat.
I got this stat from the study that nobody did, I just made it up.😮
So true bro
but you right lol
Accurate
I’m one of those people who like to do that. Anyone got good videos to listen to while gaming?
Shorts commentary content be like
Bro has beef with SunnyV2 💀
😂
Nah bro literally mocked SunnyV2
Dont we all?
*Don’t read my name…. 😮*
😂😂😂
The worst part about these video essay vids is that by the end you forget what actually even happened
They are merely distractions we stare at while munching
Considering the informational value of these videos I'd say that's the best part
@@theoture732 lmfao
thats bc theyre all 2 hours long when they could make their point in 5 minutes and lose none of the information
CZcams deleted my comment and is still notifying me when comments are added tf
The dramatic ass jail bars effect is so real ☠️
Don't forget the dramatic "video tape rolling" along with black splotches just to settle it in further how "serious" this 20-hour video essay is about Logan Paul saying the n word 😂
@@YEY0806 dont forget the typewriters in the background everytime text pops up
@@Matrixorial It's almost mandatory to have it in these kinds of videos lol.
CZcamsr: *does one bad thing*
Drama talkers: lemme make this into a 2 hour video
it's what to do to get the bag 🤑🤑
They're just vultures trying to survive off of any small half eaten rat they may find.
@@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit that's a good euphanism lol
the rise and fall of sunnyv2 🤑🤑🤑🤑
I see you everywhere
THE MOIST CRITICAL IMPRESSION WAS PERFECT
*Don’t read my name…. 😮*
@@Jadelongnose omg i didnt read it
@@ashtonloll it's a bot. look at the replies to the other comments.
@@Jadelongnose If you say so...
@@Jadelongnose okay I won’t
This isn't even exaggeration. This is spot on, down to the pretentious and suspenseful editting.
Along with a creepy background with "scary" music that loops for like 2 hours
How to get canceled:
Say anything out of context
How to get canceled:
Say anything
How to get canceled:
Say
How to get canceled:
canceled:
:
SunnyV3 💀
true
Real
*Don’t read my name….. 😮*
SunnyV1
SunnyVx
“Where is he now? He’s still making videos he just fell off”
OMG THIS IS SO TRUE PEOPLE ARE SO QUICK TO MAKE DOWNFALL VIDEOS THESE DAYS
Only gets 200k views per video, smh they fell off
Basically sunnyv2
I saw video titled "videogames that fell off" and my first reaction was like: bro who cares?? Just play what you want to play.
Edit: I actually decided to check some of the games that were mentioned. And they had plenty of people playing….
EXACTLY
@@adrianalobo6780
It’s even funnier when it’s a single player game. Like, who cares how many people are playing.
When I'm competing in the "D-riding moist critikal" competition and my opponent is sunnyv2:
You know you're cooked
Penguinz0 being the "I don't care but let me talk about it for 3 videos" guy is on point lmao
Well that's just objectively incorrect good sir
@@bamboo4297 It's true, just cope man.
@bamboo4297 I dont understand why he is so popular. He is painfully unfunny and boring. His fanbase worships him as a voice of reason for the internet. Glorified redditor
I swear the Edward Robinson lore is deeper than the Mariana Trench
Fr lol
I didn’t know the modern generation knew who the actor Edward G. Robinson was. This gives me some hope.
*Don’t read my name…. 😮*
he even has a project named after him and even a skin in his honor
@@jamesmoyner7499 W actor I forgot about him
"Where is he now? ...
Well he's still making videos, he just fell off."
Literally the ending to every CZcamsr downfall video ever made
Pretty much
It sucks, because there are other CZcamsrs that genuinely had a downfall by doing illegal and predatory things, yet most dramatubers only focus on Twitter drama
Still praying on that one CZcamsr I used to obsess over's downfall 🙏🏾
@@bumblebeegamerreal By “predatory”, they usually mean a 19 year old texted a 17 year old, something that no one cares about in the real world but gets you permanently labeled as a sex offender on CZcams.
@@naka8919 CallMeCarson and a few are just outliers.
I'm talking about people lime HeyImDam who dated minors and dismissed it by saying "its old news"
Or iiluminaughtii who abused her employees and tried to evict them.
the worst part about channels like that is how they treat everything exactly the same, no matter if its a petty argument or a serious crime. im convinced that an influencer could kill a man and the worst these drama channels would say about them is that it was a bad decision
Or someone does something barely offensive, then you have these videos talking about how that person is the spawn of Satan along with some armchair "pop-psychology."
Because we all know that not coming to your grandmother's last birthday is a clear sign of psychopathy/sociopathy/narcissism or any other "evil sounding" noun
Yep that's true
video essayists seem to be convinced that critical is always the one single handedly causing the downfall of youtubers
0:58 that moist critikal impression was perfect
the fact bro also has 62 subs
It’s not really hard to impersonate him he just has lower voice monotone syndrome
@@1kbmahansyndrome?
What annoys me is when I go on social media feeds and people are posting things like “I can’t believe I was ever subbed to x” or “unsubbing from x after that shit” and I scroll through tons of posts about “what they said” and “the controversy “. After a while I’m just like “LOOK WILL SOMEONE JUST EXPLAIN WHAT THEY DID!”
and if you ask they say "you dont wanna know" like YES I DO, THATS THE ENTIRE POINT OF ASKING QUESTIONS!
And it will also usually be some made up bs
And it's usually some dumb nothing burger shit too.
@@opalander fax
And when you finally find an explanation, it's a 2 hour long video with 2 billion midroll ads and a 10 minute sponsor segment.
Becoming a CZcamsr only has three branching pathways like an RPG
1. Going crazy
2. Going to jail because a. Alcohol, b. Going after a child, or c. Said going crazy
3. Perfectly normal and the 3 hour long video essay about their spiral into oblivion ends up more popular than they are.
this is so accurate
Matpat going years without touching kids.
It's that fucking easy.
Unfortunately stuff like this is why I never wanna be a CZcamsr. Sometimes getting popular isn’t everything
@@calebtitler1847 I only use CZcams for music and the odd gameplay video from number 3 on the list. Nowadays 99% of content is either ads, reviews for products I’ll never buy, a surprising amount of poorly edited "skits” made by five year olds revolving around cartoon characters, and crappy commentary videos about whatever the new drama is or 5 hour long video essays that never even address the premise in the title.
@@MrCritic77 same but add in duck videos, horrgame walkthroughs etc
Video essays are the fancy equivalent of skibidi brainrot
Skibidi brainrot only need few seconds to get the effect, but youtube essay need 4 hours of a video to make your brain rot.
It's brainrot for people who want to look smart
@@thecaptain6520This
And then they study gen alpha's brain
This is so true
Everything about this is so accurate, including having the black bar over the persons eyes with *INSERT BAD THING HERE* on it in the thumbnail. Awesome work man!
I saw one of those thumbnails where the word was: gooner. nearly shit myself laughing
@@thisgoddamusernamestoodamnlong same, i was so confused bc that was the first time i ever saw anyone use the word "gooner"
Hey Marble-Boo 👋
@@kagemaster3218 Ayy someone recognized me :D
Turkey Tom's thumbnails look like a meme format
"And...What video should I waste my life watching?" so sad but so true💀💀💀
The “he’s still making but he just fell off” part is too damn accurate.
They be doing a video essay about what happened to someone who doesnt upload and its 30 mins about the youtuber's history,5 mins about his sponsor and 5 mins actually answering the question
Now its hour long livestreams going over Twitter messages
I apologize for my actions.
Edit: bro how'd I get like almost 300 subs from this one comment -the real owner of this account
only 0 subs you fell off
HOLY
Dang you really made this for the bit, huh?
Was he really that bad tho?
@@BLET_55artem55dude literally did genocide.
The moist critical part 😭😭
Gods, the Charlie bit was so accurate, it hurts at this point. Used to be my favourite youtuber.
I thought I was the only person who noticed how he's changed.
I still kinda like him, but recently he has some old guy opinions or straight up is too harsh on some stuff, I'm forced to think "yo dude, just chill a little"
"cmon idubbbz, you shouldn't be apologising to black people"
It's crazy how a guy who uploads himself talking to a webcam in his bedroom for 20 minutes straight without any fucking editing can make millions constantly while spouting the most populist takes ever. He's like wet toast.
@@youtubesucks3882 ooh, wet toast, i like it.
I literally just scrolled by a video called the rise and fall of jimmy neutron
Damn what did jimbo do
Can’t believe SunnyV2 and MoistCr1TiKal are going after my boy EddyPlays, he literally said it was just a question 😤
So, what's the answer?
Yes
okay i genuinely got off guard the fact that my guy did a genuinely good impression on moist, like you kinda left me flabbergasted ngl
I had a conversation with a friend the other day about this really. While early CZcams and other social media content used to be more experimental, it seems now more about expressing outrage, and replying on a reply or an online gossip *about a stranger who've you've actually never met neither you'll ever will meet, neither has any important cultural or political power.*
People love to be angry about every small thing under the sun
I guess you're right?
Seeing that Saberspark made this kinda video on Butch Hartman just this week, *with the same covering of the eyes thumbnail* I'd say you nailed it.
oh my god, i forgot about him. i used to watch his videos a lot.
The video essay saturation is sooo bad. They do weird topics for video essays, usually on people that 99% of normal people will never know or care about. And they all sound exactly the same with the same power point presentation formula. It's "video essayification" of youtube LMAO
The more I think about it, it all started with LeafyIsHere lmao
They ALL talk the same way, dramatically slowly, stretching the last word slightly while pausing randomly
@@Hemogg1 That or it's a teenager who spends the whole video mumbling and mispronouncing words.
Drama video essays are the worst.
Video essays on topics and media the creator is passionate about is okay, like Thorgi Arcade making video essays on games and movies he really likes.
I saw someone call pyrocynical’s response video to his allegations a “video essay” and i never wanted to scream at a stranger through the screen so bad
I saw the thumbnail and had a heart attack 💀
you just summed up a very big part of youtube right now. Everytime im gonna click on one of those videos, I'll say "No." and rewatch this video instead
But how will you know that a youtuber with 62 subscribers did a bad thing
everything is so accurate about modern video essays.
the voice, the editing style, and even down to dickriding moistcritikal like all of these content farming "commentary" channels.
It’s only about 1 channel tho
“So this guy who has never used social media once in his life is getting cancelled for existing”
grant grant grant me a wish
are you summoning him
nah
Only if you say the magic word
your wish to be fondled by 18 big fat african men has been granted!
Grand grant his wish
>“I don’t care about internet drama”
>proceeds to talk about internet drama
That is pretty much Charlie summed up
Dude just chases drama for views now, pretty damn disappointing but clever
This is modern CZcams drama essays summed up perfectly in one video.
bro your moist impression is genuinely amazing i couldnt tell it wasnt him for a second
“This MothaFucka Right Here”
“Of Course Ima make a part 2! FUCK THIS GU-“
The golden comedy of this man is immaculate
what annoys me the most with this type of videos is their excessive editing. like they've never heard of "less is more".
also most of this wouldn't happen if twitter didn't exist
Making fun of video essays is becoming my new favorite subgenre on youtube.
why is this so true😭😭
"The Rise and Downfall of Xx_EpicGamer92_xX"
There is literally a video called "The downfall of Lzz, the most toxic griefer of GTAO". He literally was a brain-dead 16y old with 3k subs 💀
That "Xx" brought me so meny edgy memories of mine
"The darker side of Shitz_Wizrds"
More sus than a character in among us
Thank god bro! I am getting over these Video Analysis, essay and review guys! They all try to be edgy with a take or build their entire platform on being a conservative movie reviewer or a progressive.
It’s so common these days I was thinking about joining the trend and naming my channel “yet another video essay channel”.
tbh you could do it ironically like this video does, make it a parody & all the video essay haters will come out of the cracks
"yet another video essay channel" is a bit of a mouthful though
I considered it years back, even thought about using my FFXIV character as a mascot. Then I realized how cringe it sounded and decided to just stick to gaming
Literally considered doing this myself just to voice unpopular opinions on topics like this, but then I heard my own voice in recording, then looked at my own scripts and decided against it.
Finally, a video that makes fun of these drama channels
Tbh alot of channels like lagovirt, turkey tom, sunnyv2, toastify etc just feel lile they just leech off of drama for the sake of it while also have very defensive fans who are addicted to drama lol
I love this kind of slop but honestly tom had kinda fallen off since he got larger. Same with Sunny and Toast was never on it tbh so maybe it's just always sucked and I was a lot easier to impress like 3 years ago lmao.
The fans always act like they're saints for "calling out problematic people" when most of the time they are just vultures who profit off other people's careers going down the toilet. Not that some of these people didn't have it coming, but when you make a 3hr long video about the latest cancelled youtuber it's clear what you're doing it for (looking at you, D'Angelo Wallace lol).
@@madamebkrt what’s worse is when you have valid criticism against some of the things they’ve said, whether is criticizing their heartless tone or have been misinformed their fans will defend them to the death (and let’s be honest sometimes people treat a CZcamsrs opinion like it’s the 10 commandments.)
And the defenses can range from “ you just don’t get it bro” to finding ways to invalidate your opinion like “nuh uh! Ur a furry/nsfw artist/zombie/tf2 scout main/genwunner/etc so ur opinion is invalid”
These people end up being more interesting, annoying, and sometimes worse than the people their favorite essay CZcamsr called out.
That's how they've always been lol, they're all vultures even towards each other. Still good background noise in my opinion 😂
The saddest part is how their fans will keep parading around outdated and even outright wrong information for years on end.
Even when the person they attacked had to prove their own innocence because frankly none of them will.
SunnyV2 the second a popular CZcamsr gets 1 less view than normal:
not watching this essay
YO IM FIRST W
@@DevilExpl0sionnot even close but ok
@@DevilExpl0sionnope
penaldo is FINISHED
Crazy how I got a “the downfall of” video essay recommended to me right underneath this one 😭 this is wild
I love seeing people mock SunnyV2
Those essay videos the type of stuff to play as backround noise
"What happened to Mr Shit?" 💀
Mr Shit is an S tier name
0:50 This was genuinely the greatest Penguinz0 impression I’ve ever heard
Fr chain
No @@LordMegatron05
Fr
Whenever there's a video essay about a youtuber with
That MoistCritikal impression was good
It's not that hard to do an impression of a average drama youtuber lmao
'what video should I waist my life watching?'
Nah that got me 💀
Those essay CZcamsrs talk about people doing the smallest nobody-cares controversies like they're second to the holocaust, and in such an overly dramatic way.
The fact that you just watched the video even tho you dont know who they are is extremely accurate and realistic.
I know so much about drama involving people I've never heard of in my entire life it's unreal.
I thought you were just lipsyncing to a clip of Charlie, that impression is crazy accurate.
So glad people are finally noticing how garbo Moistcritikal's videos have become.
I remember when these videos first started popping up, I thought these people were doing real heinous crimes. Then I watch the video and it ends up being that they talked to an underage girl (17 years old) when they were an adult (19 years old)
their only/main source being moistcritikal should not have been really accurate
Sunnyv2 moment
I tend to watch these kinds of essays because I tell myself "Oh drama I'm not aware of" but most of the time it devolves to them just retelling stories from tweets and then chastising whoever they're blabbing about. Half the time I give up cause it's so boring especially when they act all sanctimonious about the whole thing.
Thank you!! Oh my god!! Bless you for making this!! These stupid video essays have been showing up in my algorithm nowadays and it makes me fume!! They usually talk about people I barely know or care about and other things in pop culture that I don’t care about! I don’t want to watch a video titled “Your favorite show, book, or movie sucks and here’s why.” Let me enjoy my interests in peace! So you didn’t like this show, do you have to make a whole video and share to the world why you didn’t like it?!! That is some next level boredom I can’t imagine!! So once again, I thank you for this video! Video essays have been showing in my algorithm and it’s driving me crazy!!!
same
i saw a TWO hour long video on steven universe and it was like
holy shit
you watched 5 seasons of a show u didnt like and then made a TWOHOUR long video about jfc.. just to say why they didnt even like it whwat
Same, i hate it when people watch those videos instead of just watching the actual show/movie and they act like its their own opinion lmao
I literally had one popping up that had "Gooner" on the dude's eyes.
Like... Masturbating is a crime now to these channels? 😭
Its always the bar over the eyes
the thumbnail is so on point
Video essays would be 100% easier to get thru if every single one didn’t have a Born and Raised section💀
i really love video essays because its either a 2 hour long video about a random youtuber or celebrity ive never heard of committing multiple felonies, or like a 2 hour long video about the history of pancakes or someshit. Both are nice though
I can’t imagine how hard it was to get Charlie to cameo in your video, huge ups on that.
My favorite part about getting videos like these in my feed is that I watch the one that gets recommended to me, and then literally never watch any other content the channel makes because it's even less interesting than what I was recommended.
You forgot the SunnyV2 classic: picking a random comment with about 1.5 likes saying the most irrelevant thing and presenting it to further “prove” the narrative he decided in the first place while making the video
omg I literally watched a video of the internet anarchist yesterday... the dude was literally just saying that charlie was right and the other guy was a dumbdumb
thanks for perfectly capturing my thoughts on this
Bro, the moist critical parody killed me😂
This is your average commentary channel making a toddler fight seem like a nuclear warfare.
The most relatable part is having to watch something while eating food
ugh u get me I’m so sick of video essays of people I don’t know or care abt
I'm so glad I decided to follow through with this channel. Your videos just get better and better.
Video essays peaked years ago but now im starting to get tired of then
our brains are finally catching up with reality
CZcams essay’s be like: Why nose hairs are important to the US economy!
14 hours long*
All that’s missing is the comment section circlejerking about how good the editing is.
Basically every video essay:
Typical Video Essay: "psychotic Shawn Dawson breathes, also Nietzsche "something, stare, something about in the abyss"
Dude the thumbnail.... spot on
1:40 “hello darkness my old friend” song came on
The timing💀💀💀💀
Turkey tom im looking at you
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What's up with bird CZcamsr being odd?
"well he is still making videos but he just fell of- WHAT" my favorite part lol
You were so on point with the Moist Critikal thing he just be making a video on anything 😭 great video grant
True
Bros always like idc about the drama but still engages in it 💀
Not any different from CZcamsrs like SunnyV2 😭
Yeah, man really went downhill
moist critikal/penguinz0 losing while using a genuinely impressive penguinz0 voice is, downright hilarious.
I think this is how I felt after I lost an hour of my life watching that SunnyV2 video about that no-one who made those stand-up battles or roasts or whatever that were awful, I didn't even know that person and I don't even care about them, I felt as if I had lost part of my life listening that for nothing.
Oh so i'm not the only one sick of drama channels pretending to be video essayists.
this is basically SunnyV2 but he makes the least dramatic things sound like the worst thing to happen to mankind ever.
when there's nothing left to talk about, they go for anything they can
Can't help but think of all the videos I've gotten in my recommended about the LavenderTowne Hazbin Hotel thing. "LavenderTowne made a lazy and badly researched video and apologized and took it down like a day later. Now let's continue to talk about how bad the video sucked and how bad the redesigns were for 20 minutes in 100 different videos for no reason"
those are also the videos that answer your questions about an oddly specific topic