The way he said "I've always wanted to get Mrs. LockPickingLawyer interested in non-destructive entry methods" sounds like she's SUPER into destructive entry methods lmao
@@commodorex She didn't rip it off. She got a saw and carved it off. Those cuts on the tub were too clean. She was surgical, but in the old timey amputation way
The way he phrased "non-destructive entry methods" made it sound like his wife doesn't even use doors and just bursts into the place like the Kool Aid man.
Did you SEE what she did to the ice cram cotnainer? XD Well and truly his second half, where LPL wants to surgically remove a lock quietly so it can be put back on as if nothing happened, his wife is the omne who brought either bolt cutters, a massive drill, or hell, if she's feeling spicy, a C4 charge.
To her credit, she found a pretty nice and tidy way of breaking into the tub; I probably wouldn't have thought to do it that neatly and opened it like a child opens a christmas gift. Except with a knife, because it'd be too much of a hassle without one.
I've never found ice cream containers to be very sturdy and it looks like the lock fits under the lid, so I bet I could just pull it off with some light squeezing even with the plastic still there.
@@UnchainedPassion One day when I was like 8, my parents had some sort of emergency while I was already on the bus home from school. This was back in 2002 or so, so obviously I had no cellphone. I waited like 30 minutes on our front lawn not knowing what was going on/wrong, and finally decided to take a rock and break our basement door window to unlock it. My parents weren't even mad, they were more apologetic that I was waiting that long, and impressed I had the idea to break an unimportant window to unlock the door and get inside safely.
I love that he said he wanted to invite his wife into non-destructive entry methods and then she literally chose violence against that container. Absolutely outstanding.
Literally the first thought I had when I clicked on this video was "Why not just flip the damn thing over and cut out the bottom?" haha. Felt very validated to see that this guy's wife had similar sentiments.
au contraire, I think she defeated the lock system in the most simple and straightforward manner possible. Personally, I've gotten so used to budget cuts rendering the intended method of entering packaging overly difficult in order to save a few cents on manufacture, that I just keep a pair of sheer cutters next to the salt & pepper in the middle of the table. I give the intended way of opening a package about 10 seconds before i reach for them. But in this case, I'm mechanically curious, so I would have tried to figure the lock out personally.
@@Nich_B23 also "Mr. and Mrs. John Doe". I've always thought that was weird tbh but it is an accepted practice for some reason. But saying "I'm John Doe and this is Mrs. Doe" means his first name is John, just as "I'm The Lock-Picking Lawyer and this is Mrs. Lock-Picking Lawyer" insinuates that his first name is "The" and his original last name was either "Lock" or "Picking Lawyer" and they chose to hyphenate their last name... So his birth name is either "The Lock" or "The Picking Lawyer"... either way; he chose his career well
@@Noctaruwhenever you see the statistic (views, up votes) it almost never is accurate. It is being delayed in the cache of your local server to reduce the number of reads/writes to the mainframe. I. E. When you saw 911 it probably didn't include at least one like from a different region, I. E. It was already not 911
Reminds me of an old DnD GM of mine who was annoyed we kept picking or breaking through every locked door we came across. "You're faced with a thick adamantine door, locked, no keyhole in sight you could pick." "What do the hinges look like?" "...The.. the hinges? Um... they look, I dunno, normal?" "Normal. So I can see them. Which means they're on my side and accessible? ...I use my tools to disassemble the door from the frame." We carried the door back to the city and sold it for the metal. GM never pulled that trick again with us. XD
@@billyfraiser6298 Yeah, but I thought of cutting a hole in the top. In a way, Mrs LPL's solution was more elegant, esp. with the piece of plastic wrap.
LPL: "I always wanted to get Mrs. LPL interested in non-destructive entry methods." Mrs. LPL: *continues her apparent habit of destructive entry methods*
@@Feasco you know what, I take that back. This is totally a destructive entry method. It's the frozen dessert equivalent of bypassing a door lock by breaking a window. BTW, I just noticed your name. Clever!
@@seanchristians2800 Hey, did you know that not every single thing on the entire internet is related to Technoblade and Dream and those other people who are treated like fucking gods by stans like you for recording themselves playing video games? Just though I'd bring that to your attention. : )
The way he says that hes always wanted to get his wife interested in "non destructive entry methods" makes it sound like she just goes around the house kicking down any closed doors in her path 🤣
I watched too many April fool's before this, so, when that was mentioned, I imagined a giant discarded pile of torn lululemon yoga pants and my only response was "crotchless maybe???". 🤷🏼♀️
@@speakingwithoutnet that's my preferred entry method. Combines dynamic entry with shock and awe. ;) Wives have their own methods: Laser glare, which vaporizes opposition. After 40 years of marriage, I've developed a neutronium skin, so the worst she can do is bombard me and risk me turning into a black hole and nobody wants a black hole in their livingroom. ;) Nor do they want a naked singularity in bed with them...
I'm reminded of Ikana Castle in The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. There's a big gate, and next to it a sign that claims that nobody will every be able to breach the gates. Though the gate has stood the test of time and remains unbreachable, there's a hole in the wall a few steps away.
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. - Douglas Adams
When I worked in IT, we urged our accounting dept to not fire someone because she frequently did things wrong and it pointed out where we needed to make improvements
me: * sees this * also me: * immediately thinks of cutting the middle of the lid * also also me: * realized i didnt even think about flipping it upside down *
“I've always wanted to get mrs. LPL interested in non-destructive methods of entry” "Security is only as strong as its weakest link" This man went through an entire character arc within a 2 minute video
Hacker Lord doing things this brazen he’s lucky the couch isn’t in the back yard on fire with his clothes on it, along with about two tons of locks and picking accessories.
This reminds me of when I realized I worked 30 years in troubleshooting fields because my parents would lock me out of something of restricted my access to something. Spent my youth looking at things, figuring out how they worked and how to bypass, gain access and then put everything back to appear I was never there. It gave me the tools to see things from perspectives people usually would never.
Just goes to show that if you REALLY want to lock up that ice cream, you will need a steel bucket type container that latches with a closed top, non-plastic locking lid... But at less than 10 bucks a litre, is it REALLY worthy of a lock at all?
Your wife isn’t showing you how your lock doesn’t work. She’s showing you what she’s going to do you if you ever stand between her and her ice cream again.
@@OniMasku Well I mean People some people are into that kinda thing...... Also the lack of context that the email gave me killed me. Finally the quote "peace was never an option" comes from the game 'Untitled Goose Game' and a meme surrounding that game
@Anonimo317 - The answer is that it is a concept that is against the laws of logic, hence the question is has no significance in reality, even as a hypothetical thought experiment, because nothing can be gained from it, since it just gets thrown out as nonsense. Or, the question is flawed/inaccurate as far as how the object and the force are portrayed. BUUUT yea if you wanna go outside of how the question was intended, then sure. Force goes around the object, without stopping, and without the object being moved.
@@bellamckinnon8655 i think the problem here is less in you understanding what literally means and more in what representing something means. she didn't literally represent it, that'd imply intent
It's an awesome gimmick from B&J ... After watching this video, I also think it would make a great advertisement for their product: 'Ben & Jerry's: So good it is worth a commiting a felony' (or something in that genre but better ... I am no marketing pro)
_"It's a plastic, three-digit combination lock _*_specifically_*_ designed to secure a pint of ice cream."_ *_One of humanity's most depraved inventions._*
“This is the LockPickingWife, and today we’re going to show you how to get back in your car if you locked the keys inside” *Swings purse into window* “And we’re in.”
Haha, that reminds me of a lesson that was taught to data security specialists: some system was boasted as having completely hackproof protocols, no one was going to get unauthorized access to the data or server or w/e, and dared anyone to try. One guy took this challenge, and his way of hacking past the firewall was picking the lock to the server room and accessing the machine directly.
![[552] "Pickproof" Dual Cylinder Disc Brake Lock Picked](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Dd-ZIIcgzPI/mqdefault.jpg)
![[552] "Pickproof" Dual Cylinder Disc Brake Lock Picked](/img/tr.png)
The way he said "I've always wanted to get Mrs. LockPickingLawyer interested in non-destructive entry methods" sounds like she's SUPER into destructive entry methods lmao
I thought this too, yeah.
You saw that she ripped open the bottom of the tub, yeah? That's pretty destructive to me lol
condolences if she's into pegging.
@@commodorex She didn't rip it off. She got a saw and carved it off. Those cuts on the tub were too clean. She was surgical, but in the old timey amputation way
My sick mind instantly made it sexual.
This wasn’t a lock picking tutorial, this is a life lesson
Any lesson learned IS a life lesson.
The way he phrased "non-destructive entry methods" made it sound like his wife doesn't even use doors and just bursts into the place like the Kool Aid man.
😂😂😂
Did you SEE what she did to the ice cram cotnainer? XD Well and truly his second half, where LPL wants to surgically remove a lock quietly so it can be put back on as if nothing happened, his wife is the omne who brought either bolt cutters, a massive drill, or hell, if she's feeling spicy, a C4 charge.
@@blazichaos7181don’t forget the thermite 😊
O H Y E A H
@@blazichaos7181 "Guys, the thermal drill. Go get it."
"okay folks.. I really should've known better" was a really peak of comedy 😂😂🤣🤣
This is unironicly a good lesson for security design. Which makes it’s ridiculousness that much funnier
Exactly!
Nothing wrong with that security design. Its just that its not an application for ice cream
like putting a 6 inch steel vault door on a cardboard house
for its purpose of promising sanitary it's not bad
its*
His wife is a woman of focus, commitment and sheer will.
She's a keeper.
She is his wife.
cringe
@@Rodemu Suffer
@@Butter_Warrior99 lmao she can be his double wife damnit
Lol john wick 😂🤣🤣
To her credit, she found a pretty nice and tidy way of breaking into the tub; I probably wouldn't have thought to do it that neatly and opened it like a child opens a christmas gift. Except with a knife, because it'd be too much of a hassle without one.
I've never found ice cream containers to be very sturdy and it looks like the lock fits under the lid, so I bet I could just pull it off with some light squeezing even with the plastic still there.
She really showed him that there's no need to pick a lock when there's an open window.
When there's a window and u got a rock
Hahah
When I saw the lock, I immediatly thought: "She could still cut it open from the side!" - my lack of logic just keeps impressing me 🤦
@@UnchainedPassion One day when I was like 8, my parents had some sort of emergency while I was already on the bus home from school. This was back in 2002 or so, so obviously I had no cellphone. I waited like 30 minutes on our front lawn not knowing what was going on/wrong, and finally decided to take a rock and break our basement door window to unlock it.
My parents weren't even mad, they were more apologetic that I was waiting that long, and impressed I had the idea to break an unimportant window to unlock the door and get inside safely.
or just a window...
I love that he said he wanted to invite his wife into non-destructive entry methods and then she literally chose violence against that container. Absolutely outstanding.
Oh yeah. It really is outstanding that she is stupid
That's exactly what i was thinking, she chose destructive methods without a second thought
I was going to comment this exact thing, with the addition that I knew from the beginning how it would end because that’s what I would have done. 😂
no shit sherlock
This was non-destructive. She got her ice cream without forced castration of the person who tried to stop her, or any damage to the lock..
LPL: “I want to teach MRS. LPL ‘non-destructive’ entry methods”
Mrs. LPL: “You thought”
This is one of those things where you know exactly how it's going to go before it even starts, and it's still every bit as hilarious as it can be.
Yeah, when he said "non-destructive" I thought "ohhh, noooo..."
This feels like a really high quality shitpost
Bruhh have you seen his lock picking skills
@@conquestv4024 Rather, have you seen his valentine's day videos? Some of the most top quality shitposting I've seen.
I‘m a Scatman.
sKiBiDiBaDaBaDoPbAdApBoB
Hahaha
Indeed
She is definitely his wife. She thought outside of the box, and secured her prize.
She thought outside the box to get to what's inside the box
Plot twist:
He isn't married but Ben & Jerry's paid him to do a commercial for them.
@@moos5221 maybe in a alternative universe.
Maaan the first thing I thought was "just eat out of the bottom." 🤣
She did think outside, till she got into it
Literally the first thought I had when I clicked on this video was "Why not just flip the damn thing over and cut out the bottom?" haha. Felt very validated to see that this guy's wife had similar sentiments.
This under two minute video has a better story and character arc than a 3 hour Disney movie.
I like how the man just wanted to teach his wife his hobby via a prize but she preferred committing a war crime to get it instead
au contraire, I think she defeated the lock system in the most simple and straightforward manner possible.
Personally, I've gotten so used to budget cuts rendering the intended method of entering packaging overly difficult in order to save a few cents on manufacture, that I just keep a pair of sheer cutters next to the salt & pepper in the middle of the table. I give the intended way of opening a package about 10 seconds before i reach for them.
But in this case, I'm mechanically curious, so I would have tried to figure the lock out personally.
You don't always have to pick the lock to get in
kathrynck ok boomer
Hah
Tell's you one thing
she's a keeper
"I would like to introduce my wife to non destructive entry methods"
His wife: *proceeds to show her love of destructive entry methods*
Im sorry but my perverted mind keeps thinking of other terms for destructive entry methods.
Lock picking lawyer is apparently married to the breaching charge attorney
@@jerryopeda8698 That's all that comes to my mind too.
@@nostopit179 that is an excellent name for his wife actually lol
0:35 I love the was he says this line so calm, but I can almost feel him actively going though memories of such “destructive entry methods” 😂
He risked his life for the content, what a brave man
"Ok folks, I should've known better"
I died.
I literally LOL'd too 😁
I bet she had a large smug on her face.
He he. Rip
@@Lugia21 He did say she looked like the cat that ate the canary, so yeah, I'd say so.
Literally one second after as well.
Your wife: "it's not about money, it's about sending a message"
hahah bruh the joker reference
@@mello4989 hahah bruh
Omg this cracked me up (:
Lol
Im the 5100th like :)
Your wife is an absolute legend.
I'm an ice cream addict and from the thumbnail I already knew what the result would be 😂. Your wife did not disappoint
The phrasing "Mrs. Lock Picking Lawyer" implies his first name is "The"
Could be like when a married woman is formally addressed as "Mrs. John Doe" or whatever.
Ash Alopex shouldn’t be because that would make their names the same
Smmhs Pro it’s common to reference a wife as the Mrs (full name) of her husband. Like, “hello Jon doe.. oh, and good evening Mrs Jon Doe as well”
@@Nich_B23 also "Mr. and Mrs. John Doe".
I've always thought that was weird tbh but it is an accepted practice for some reason.
But saying "I'm John Doe and this is Mrs. Doe" means his first name is John, just as "I'm The Lock-Picking Lawyer and this is Mrs. Lock-Picking Lawyer" insinuates that his first name is "The" and his original last name was either "Lock" or "Picking Lawyer" and they chose to hyphenate their last name...
So his birth name is either "The Lock" or "The Picking Lawyer"... either way; he chose his career well
nhuKer I agree
LPL: ok so today we're going to pick this pad lock.
His wife: I brought boltcutters
It's 420 likes so I left this comment and that was so hilarious I watched it 4 times and still laughed
@@drampadude9216 for now it's 911 so I don't dare to change it for the funny!
I brought a razor blade
*His wife, carrying a blowtorch* "Can't be locked if it's a liquid."
@@Noctaruwhenever you see the statistic (views, up votes) it almost never is accurate. It is being delayed in the cache of your local server to reduce the number of reads/writes to the mainframe.
I. E. When you saw 911 it probably didn't include at least one like from a different region, I. E. It was already not 911
Reminds me of an old DnD GM of mine who was annoyed we kept picking or breaking through every locked door we came across.
"You're faced with a thick adamantine door, locked, no keyhole in sight you could pick."
"What do the hinges look like?"
"...The.. the hinges? Um... they look, I dunno, normal?"
"Normal. So I can see them. Which means they're on my side and accessible? ...I use my tools to disassemble the door from the frame."
We carried the door back to the city and sold it for the metal. GM never pulled that trick again with us. XD
this is why you two are perfect for each other lmao
The transition: "okay folks, i-"
I lost it
What did you lost?
@@chiasmata8625 his composure. He laughed super hard.
@@89thaharmaiiioptreshenanig3 no it
😎 Cool profile pic, Eddie!
I will help you try and find it!
HAS ANYBODY SEEN IT?!?
“Ok folks, I really should’ve know better” was my favorite part
It sounds like he manually tried to calm his voice down while terrified of his wife’s power
KNOWN
If you couldn’t see that it’s a typo, get your eyes checked
I knew when I saw the thumbnail, that all anyone had to do was cut it open. Seemed extremely obvious to me :/
@@billyfraiser6298 Yeah, but I thought of cutting a hole in the top. In a way, Mrs LPL's solution was more elegant, esp. with the piece of plastic wrap.
she is absolutely the John to his Sherlock! "it is not enough to have a great mind, the main thing is to use it well." - rene descartes
your family is literally a treasure-hunting protagonist trio and its awesome and i hope to see it in action someday
Plot twist: she actually opens it like that every time and didn’t notice the lock
what a horrible take, thank you !
lol yeees
HAHAHAHAHA
angry upvote
TIHI
LPL: "I always wanted to get Mrs. LPL interested in non-destructive entry methods."
Mrs. LPL: *continues her apparent habit of destructive entry methods*
Ah but the lock is still intact you see
@@Feasco You know, you've got a point. I think she may satisfy the locksport requirement of not damaging the lock.
@@Feasco you know what, I take that back. This is totally a destructive entry method. It's the frozen dessert equivalent of bypassing a door lock by breaking a window.
BTW, I just noticed your name. Clever!
I felt a strap-on joke in there somewhere.
Mr lockpicking lawyer
Mrs breaching charge
I love how this is strangely no different than puzzle games for pets
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard at a reveal
I can’t stop watching clips of it and it makes me cry laugh
Every 👏single👏time👏
I like how he put this video in the “destructive entry” playlist
Thought you were pulling my leg but no it really is the mad man
Lmao he really did
Lmao his wife was planning on killing him
Madlad
i hope he did the same with the Exes Backdoor video
“A steel lock is irrelevant on a wooden door”
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Technoblade fan in disguise?
should i put a wooden lock on a steel door?
@@seanchristians2800 Hey, did you know that not every single thing on the entire internet is related to Technoblade and Dream and those other people who are treated like fucking gods by stans like you for recording themselves playing video games? Just though I'd bring that to your attention.
: )
@@conflictbrooks yet here YOU are watching those youtubers
@@conflictbrooks who the hell are those people. Funny how you know them and are the ones complaining about them.
Such a simple video idea yet perfectly done. Got a chuckle out of me haha
Take away her Ice Cream, she'll take away your night pleasures.
An actual quote from a bank robber:
"The door was impenetrable, so I went in through the wall."
That reminds me of what Bruce Willis’ character did in R.E.D. to get into a secure CIA room.
Was that not a line from Thunderbolt and Lightfoot?
Hatton Garden heist was this exactly.
'He who buys very expensive door, did not pay as much for the rest of the house." -Confucius
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The way he says that hes always wanted to get his wife interested in "non destructive entry methods" makes it sound like she just goes around the house kicking down any closed doors in her path 🤣
I was reminded of the Kool-Aid Man entry system.
I mean, if her approach to opening locked ice scream is like this, then I'd believe that.
I watched too many April fool's before this, so, when that was mentioned, I imagined a giant discarded pile of torn lululemon yoga pants and my only response was "crotchless maybe???". 🤷🏼♀️
@@speakingwithoutnet that's my preferred entry method. Combines dynamic entry with shock and awe. ;)
Wives have their own methods: Laser glare, which vaporizes opposition. After 40 years of marriage, I've developed a neutronium skin, so the worst she can do is bombard me and risk me turning into a black hole and nobody wants a black hole in their livingroom. ;)
Nor do they want a naked singularity in bed with them...
I was summoned by the comment of koolaid.
Koolaid man says destructive entry is more exciting than a normie walk in.
I love that "non-destructive entry" was a foreshadow
I'm reminded of Ikana Castle in The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. There's a big gate, and next to it a sign that claims that nobody will every be able to breach the gates. Though the gate has stood the test of time and remains unbreachable, there's a hole in the wall a few steps away.
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
- Douglas Adams
Make a thing foolproof, and only a fool will use it.
When I worked in IT, we urged our accounting dept to not fire someone because she frequently did things wrong and it pointed out where we needed to make improvements
@@jamesoverholt878 Who needs testers when you have the computer-illiterate folks? lol
@@kkknl cleaning the whiteout off her screen was a hassle, but she was a fantastic resource
Maybe deep thought should have taken this into account when designing earth
"I wanted to get her interested in non-destructive entry methods"
That didn't work did it?
Wife: proceeds to do destructive method
@@mikuscarshiro7762 Well, technically the lock in still intact, soooo progress?
Wife: *stabs top of ice cream jar*
@@wolfen26 ah yes, positive thinking.....I like it 👍
Well basically his wife is a woman
me: * sees this *
also me: * immediately thinks of cutting the middle of the lid *
also also me: * realized i didnt even think about flipping it upside down *
I love coming back to this video. It's just so simple and entertaining
“I've always wanted to get mrs. LPL interested in non-destructive methods of entry”
"Security is only as strong as its weakest link"
This man went through an entire character arc within a 2 minute video
holy shit it's cory
holy shit its cory
Cory the LA air is changing you
CORY WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU
Wanted her to learn non-destructive methods of entry.
She uses destructive method of entry.
Wife: "I wouldn't consider this a destructive entry at all... the lock is fine."
Truth spoken
hello I am reply
@@annoyingmom2491 hello reply
@@Deloooon reply
@@Raelexx silence
You ain't stopping me with that lock
0:35 I love the was he says this line so calm, but I can almost feel him actively going though memories of such “destructive entry methods”
He sounds so calm for someone who’s probably sleeping on the couch tonight lol
Hacker Lord doing things this brazen he’s lucky the couch isn’t in the back yard on fire with his clothes on it, along with about two tons of locks and picking accessories.
If anything his wife is the one sleeping on the couch, especially since he can pick the lock to get back in.
@WonderWaffles Whoever had the problem is who sleeps on the couch
she's the one that got into his icecream.
@@Kevin15673 it's her fav ice cream and he tried to keep her out of it....
LPL: "I'll teach you how to pick locks."
Mrs. LPL: "I'll teach you pragmatism."
Right? Like this is unironically a fantastic demonstration of one of the core principles of security - the student became the master 😂
Cringe
@@velipulla3936 👆🤓
@@velipulla3936You’re very lonely if you have this much time on your hands
@@nui2o...The time to type six letters?
Yup, my favorite video of yours to date. Tell the Mrs. thank you for the laughs!
She did exactly what I was thinking😂😂
silver lining: she didn't break the lock, so you can add it to your collection.
Another fine addition to his collection
@@thattbnguy interesting
ThatTromboneGuy I hate sand...
@@benjamin9120 it's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it can get into your clothes faster than LPL can get into a padlock made by MasterLock
Aiden Farthing LOL true true
The slow transition and the cut to the destroyed Ben and jerrys makes it so much funnier the comedic timing in this is on point
okay folks, i really-
i was dying laughing ahahaha
on pint*
I love the implication that mrs lpl prefers destructive entry metho- wait 😂
This reminds me of when I realized I worked 30 years in troubleshooting fields because my parents would lock me out of something of restricted my access to something. Spent my youth looking at things, figuring out how they worked and how to bypass, gain access and then put everything back to appear I was never there. It gave me the tools to see things from perspectives people usually would never.
I just wanted the reveal of LPL's wife to be another set of hands coming into the frame. Like they're a married pair of disembodied hands and voices.
Kira got them
This is one of those CZcams comments that I can _truly_ relate to...
@@HelixAdamOxford Daishi no bakudan, Bites Za Lokku!
It's kind-of like when Wilson from Home Improvement had his mom visit for an episode. Just like Wilson, they never showed her mouth.
@@Cobalt985 😂😂 nice one
She was probably laughing while eating her icecream
" he thinks hes gonna stop me "
@@claymoreroomba2921 her: *signs*
😂😂😂😂I was thinking the same thing mine would have done the same...
@@theomegablade6415 he: wait you werent supose to do that
Him: no, I can't use my skills on that
@00justSomeAccount00 "go to start and collect 10 000"
Husband: "I'll even offer her encouragement."
Wife: "He's mean, but two can play at that game."
Sir, you married a criminal mastermind!
"Non-destructive entry methods"
*destroyed carton*
@Sky Child you took way too much time for something that stupid
@@Eingefallen t h e t i n g g o s k r r a
@@Eingefallen p o p p o p c a t c a t
Just goes to show that if you REALLY want to lock up that ice cream, you will need a steel bucket type container that latches with a closed top, non-plastic locking lid... But at less than 10 bucks a litre, is it REALLY worthy of a lock at all?
He said he has always wanted to get her interested in non destructive entry methods. Never said this was one (cuz is isn't)
Can we just all admit that they're perfect together? This man can break into any lock, and his wife is an expert cat burglar apparently.
New ship dynamic
@@asdfghjkzxcbnm OMG YES NEW SHIO DYNAMIC
But who would ever burglarize a cat tho?
@@asdfghjkzxcbnm just imagine all the riches they can steal!
And if they get caught he can defend himself with his lawyer skillz
I Really appreciate your content, thank you very much.
This was one of your best videos!
The phrase "getting the wife into non destructive entry methods" sounds like you need a safe word
from that phrase, i think he need jezus xD
I mean she wouldn't be of use if his mothods of entry were destructive...
My safe word is harder
I was going to leave a like but there was 420 so I don't want to mess that up for you❤️💕💖
@@elgatochurro Is it
fluggaenkoecchicebolsen?
He sounds like he's being held at gunpoint by his wife
You make it sound like LPL is a man and a woman at the same time. Your mistake lies in the "by *her* wife" part, it should be "by *his* wife"
@@zameliz good job correcting someone's grammar buddy
he he he to be fair there’s a edit button for a reason was he rude about it no the only rude person was you
@@zameliz i read it as his wife's wife holding lpl at gunpoint while his wife devours icecream in the background
It would have been funny if this was his last ever upload.
Women do have great problem solving skills and she is just putting hers to use. I love this (and now I want ice cream. darn)
was pretty much what i was picturing in my head as you cut away the first time.
*In front of a locked door*
LockPickingLawyer: "Don't worry, my speciality is lockpicking"
Ms. LockPickingLawyer: "Throws brick through window"
"I need my tools" - Gone in 60 seconds
Nice stolen comment.
Smart women
😂
When a barbarian and a rogue are in the same party in dnd.
“I’m going to put this lock on my wife’s favorite ice cream”
I only needed to see there was less than a minute left to start laughing
5.1k likes and no reply i aughta fix it
5.2k likes and only one reply I oughta fix that
5.5k likes and only 2 replies I haugta fix it
5.8K and only three replies? Seems reasonable.
6k likes and only 4 replies? I aughta fix that
The duality of breaking past security.
No matter how bad my day is, watching this video never ceases to make me laugh
Your wife isn’t showing you how your lock doesn’t work. She’s showing you what she’s going to do you if you ever stand between her and her ice cream again.
Hahahahaha
She’s gonna rip his lower body off?
@@darwin1646 of course, what did you think she was gonna do, rip his upper body off?
Don't forget the foot tapping and the customary "I'm fine".
@@greymaulker8326 same result tho innit?
LPL: “ive always wanted to get mrs. LPL interested in non-destructive methods of entry”
Mrs. LPL: “peace was never an option”
Or Mrs LPL. "I chose chaos"
Wait she is a goose
@@personthing88 wtf why would you think he married a goose
@@OniMasku Well I mean People some people are into that kinda thing......
Also the lack of context that the email gave me killed me.
Finally the quote "peace was never an option" comes from the game 'Untitled Goose Game' and a meme surrounding that game
That was a total win…the lock doesnt even have any extra fingerprints on it.
wow what a video. Thank you for being awesome.
Mrs. LPL: "Destructive entry methods win again!"
When an unstoppable force meats an immovable object, the force simply goes around the object
brilliant
🥩
meets > meats
thats some big brained shit right there
@Anonimo317 - The answer is that it is a concept that is against the laws of logic, hence the question is has no significance in reality, even as a hypothetical thought experiment, because nothing can be gained from it, since it just gets thrown out as nonsense. Or, the question is flawed/inaccurate as far as how the object and the force are portrayed.
BUUUT yea if you wanna go outside of how the question was intended, then sure. Force goes around the object, without stopping, and without the object being moved.
As my wife and I watched this, she goes: "watch, she's just gonna cut through the bottom."
Incredible. Women think alike. Noted.
As a wife, this is exactly what I was thinking as I watched this 😂
@@littlereesie I wish us men knew how other men were thinking like you girls
Me watching: She'll just cut out the bottom. That's what I'd do.
Yep. I was like, the bottom is going to be gone.
thats exactly what i thought and i was going to comment that i would just cut it open and then it showed it! lol
This method of entry was on my mind as soon as I saw the thumbnail for the video. 👍
I honestly thought of "just cut the bottom", and your wife read my mind LOL!
She literally represents the saying "work smarter, not harder" 🤣
That's figurative, not literal!
@@Living4YHWH she literally represented the saying by literally cutting open the bottom of the ice cream instead of literally picking the lock
@@bellamckinnon8655 i think the problem here is less in you understanding what literally means and more in what representing something means. she didn't literally represent it, that'd imply intent
@J M if i were her i would do the same and just move it to another container..
Didn't she work harder and not smarter?
When you invest heavily in the lockpicking tree but the barbarian just smashes the chest.
This is why my Goliath Barbarian carry's a 5 foot crowbar.
barbarian in this case his wife
@@kirankankipati-thelinuxcha689 CONGRATS you got the joke.
Ijr
@Honin Akecheta
Nah
Me the Rouge when K feel useless because a Fighter Tank in D&D 5e exists
ive seen this video 3 times already
but sometimes it gets into my recommendations and i think to myself "Thats a LPL classic"
so im here again.
“I’ll teach my wife…”
That’s a delusion many men suffer from. She will teach YOU.
LPL: *Locks Ice Cream*
His wife: I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move.
Mrs icream picking cow
@@trexmidnite you missed an opportunity to replace picking with licking. Oh well
dude im on the FLOOR laughing at your original and not overused meme format
😂😂😂
@@soapman6652 congratulations
The fact that the ice cream lock is a real thing is hilarious all on its own.
It's an awesome gimmick from B&J ... After watching this video, I also think it would make a great advertisement for their product: 'Ben & Jerry's: So good it is worth a commiting a felony' (or something in that genre but better ... I am no marketing pro)
@@Morrodin182 u should become one lmao that was good!!
@@Morrodin182 That actually quite good
You just need to open it with a knifr
@Artistic Aquarius www. Is that a thing?👀
I could see the outcome before I pressed play, but still watched all the way through. Great vid!👍🏽😆
I thought I'd watch every video of yours by now, but I certainly missed this one, and I'll be laughing for some time.
LPL: Ok so this house's front door is made by Master, so if we take our flat- why do you have that rock?
Mrs. LPL: The window.
This coming from Gupta who has a rollaway cot in the den.
Reminds me of holmes and watson
And if they have a child, they will go for the door hung pins.
The perfect middle ground.
Perfectly balanced as all things should be
There's this lockpicking invention, it's been around for about ohh, 9000 years, and it's called a brick
This is like when you enter the jungle temple in Minecraft and just mine through the walls to get the treasure chest.
Noce
Who doesn't do that?
@@devnail7368 me
@@KinglyOle weirdo
I love how Terarria thought ahead on that 😂
it was such a simple solution and i love it
"No man should ever get between his wife and her ice cream."
Very wise, sir. 😂
_"It's a plastic, three-digit combination lock _*_specifically_*_ designed to secure a pint of ice cream."_
*_One of humanity's most depraved inventions._*
@Steve Terry The plastic is still more secure than the wax cardstock encasing the ice cream...
THIS IS WHY IT NEEDS A BOTTOM BUCKET TO COVER THE REST OF THE THING.
@@scottbruckner4653 or jusst another lock on the end that connects to the top one.
@@madscientistshusta eh.
Bruh 😂I read this as soon as he was saying it
“This is the LockPickingWife, and today we’re going to show you how to get back in your car if you locked the keys inside”
*Swings purse into window*
“And we’re in.”
A little binding on one, nothing on two... [Swings purse] and we're in!
simple, just cut the bottom off
Always carry a couple of bricks inside your purse.
@@jbearblink4601 And were out!
@@dazzlemasseur That's a little suspicious, try soup cans.
Go Mrs Lock picking Lawyer! Whoo hoo! Love it 😂
I WAS THINKING OF DOING THE EXACT SAME THING IMMEDIATELY LMAOOO
Haha, that reminds me of a lesson that was taught to data security specialists: some system was boasted as having completely hackproof protocols, no one was going to get unauthorized access to the data or server or w/e, and dared anyone to try. One guy took this challenge, and his way of hacking past the firewall was picking the lock to the server room and accessing the machine directly.
Bravo! 👍
500iq play
That is priceless 🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅
Watch_Dogs
that is some Payday shit