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- Ms. Rafferty (Kate McKinnon), Sharon (Cecily Strong) and Doug (Casey Affleck) share their experiences meeting Santa Claus. [Season 42, 2016]
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"If you think you can't run as fast as a dog... you're right"
Best line in this!
But one can hide from one outside. Or be spayed or neutered so as to ignore one purposely... Hah. Foreal
@@MsSaraKirkpatrick For me it's "...grassy knoll and gassy hole". -I'm dying!
@@ronaldp.reagan2201 .
You are right and I'm the only Jan Michael Vincent in the Jan Michael Vincents verse I will tak take you you out
“Yeaahh a little different for me” every sketch that she says that it’s funny
WHAT?
Hell yeah. When she says that, shit is getting ready to go down...lmao
RC Kieth signed 40 bucks huh
Yep, she says "What?" on every sketch too. Kate is freaking hilarious! I don't think anyone could of done "Ms. Rafferty" justice, like Kate does.
@@PoweredByEnvy And pants are about to go!!
"Dammit Coleen, you're becoming your mother." Best line of all these sketches.
I don’t know. I’m still partial to the euphemisms for her clam bake and her poop make. lol
Or Keith giving her a massive lady wedge in her coot coot
Nah, double-barrel pinkeye has to the best line of them all.
To be honest, the only one that I really loved was the Alien Abduction one with Gosling, but that was a fantastic line.
It's the greatest fear of every woman.
Colleen Rafferty.
An all-time great SNL character.
Can we put her up for the Democratic nomination? I'd vote for her so fast it would chafe your juicy fruit and your poop chute.
They need to make an R rated movie about all her adventures 🤣
You are SP🤩T 🤩N! I absolutely adore these skits. Kate just knocks them out of the park! The writing is epic and so is Kate! 🤩♥️🤣
@@AttilatheThrilla What a brilliant idea! ♥️
Moral of the story. That’s what you get when you are a nasty woman.
"The Lord works in mysterious ways." "Yeah, so does Shart."
babserella2778 I just drank a zip of water when she said that and nearly choked to death
every time Kate says that I lose my shit
@@lvkas9273 tu te yo
That line cracked me up more than it should’ve
Thank you for typing this out. I laughed so loudly again reading this! Kate is absolutely amazing! 😂♥️🤣
Kate's the future of snl
Drunk Martian
Shame that she isn't going to be on there much longer.
I'd say she's the present.
her and Casey Affleck will be the reason why I start religiously watching snl again
why not
I AGREE
"He looked like Golem, smelled like a hard boiled egg, and I swear to God the lil bastard's name was Shart."
I love you
Ironically seen and read this comment as it got to this part. Lol
Brian Jankowski ZZZZCXXXX.
I GHHBBVVBBB
Amazing
3:12
I absolutely lost it at “the little bastards name was Shart”
Lmao same
what is the syrup one?
"The Lord works in mysterious ways." "Yeah, so does Shart."
Who would buy shirt that day “yea, a little different for me”?
He points a hoof at me and goes,
*NFGAUHHHH! NFGAUHH*
scared the shit ot of me! LAMAO
And I got the hint to come with
OMG your post cracked me up so bad.
That was the noise I mad when I guffawed with laughter!
😂🤣
"It's not the worst time I've had on all fours!"
I died!!!!
Sup mami.
Melanie Valencia if you died then how did you post this comment?
Ohmygodhiscokisbig Lame ! From the other side. Duh!
Watch the Alien abduction one. Hilarious
@Burr Anderson I am guessing she is talking about some kind of sexual encounter that went bad. Must have been very bad because this experience sounded horrible. She often refers to her lack of good relationships.
"My grassy knoll and gassy hole"
I cried. Just cried.
And then put this in a playlist of annual 'gotta watch' clips. omg
I died at 2 in the morning when I first heard this line
My tooter and my cooter
Hog-taker and log-maker
“Wasn’t the worst time I’ve spent on all 4’s”
No sketch like this will ever be good as the alien abduction one. That was just pure gold.
I agree
please give the link to that one.
watch some late 80s and early 90s SNL... You''ll wonder why you found any of this garbage funny
+upgrader99 because in the 90s they didnt make fun of trump
upgrader99 edgy
We don't deserve Kate McKinnon
James Smith we don't man!
I swear to God she’s the best
@@mzgigglez1992 yep
Actually, lately, I think we've earned her. A Treasure.
@burteriksson
It deserves 2 periods on that sentence.
When she says "it's a little different for me." I know I'm gonna laugh.
"She's either jealous or a lez cause she starts ramming my knocker." 😂🤣😂🤣
Haha....she seems to always ram Cecily's knockers...hahah
Kate McKinnon is a national treasure. A NATIONAL TREASURE.
YES.
Let's step it up to *_world heritage_* for her!
A GOD DAMN NATIONAL TREASURE!!!
SP🤩T 🤩N! Kate should get her own Secret Service protection! 🤩♥️😂
100% agree! She has funny in her veins.
I lost it when she said hog taker and log maker
Cooter and tooter!
Henry Stax
My drainer and my stainer
Yeah! I was hoping the list was not far off, there has to be one somewhere for all of this series the sketches!
fun bun and mud gun
"Wasn't the worst time I had on all fours" I'm 💀. Kate is so adorable. Miss her.
I love how at the beginning, you can tell Kate is REALLY looking forward to doing this skit. The gleam in her eyes is almost maniacal!
"Dammit Collen you're becoming your mother."
I didn't expect her to say that.
Gootothesecond she's an awesome improviser
Veronica Romm Kate's dope. She's driving this current generation. My only wish is if they had let both Kenan and Kel on but that's just nostalgia from my childhood. It probably wouldn't have worked with more adult humor.
thanks for like LITERALLY stealing my thing
brijo89 quoting the skit?
"My hog taker and log maker are on full display..."
I can't stop laughing.
DeebO My grassy knoll and gassy hole...😂😂😂😂😂
Her euphemisms are dope.
It seemed like the audience didn't even GET that joke, def the best of the skit.
The writing is so bad these days but only Kate can make it funny!
Don't forget grassy knoll and gassy hole
I swear the other 2 were high while the smoking woman had the real experience 😂
Lol
That's the answer for all of these Kate McKinnon ones I think
Bruhhh🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Jbone Philly I mean you have to admit this comment better than all the ppl who copy and paste lines from the video
@Jbone Philly I’m someone who’s just trying to enjoy sketches as well. So if you don’t enjoy the comments just ignore them
I watch this every year to get into the true spirit of Christmas.
😂😂😂👏👏
One 69
Oh god why
Dick In A Box is mine 😂
"OH YEAH DOUG? YEAH?"
hahahaaa kate you are such a gift
Sara Dietschy that was my favorite part!
Lucky for your 350k
3
@@Bubbleyumizchewi17 8393
@@lexi5917 9oi 2io3o3oeop2o3oo3o3
" Lil bastards name was shart" 😂😂😂
@ J Trumpy Strong, you a sad rightwinger , learn to coexist .
Who would buy shirt that day “yea, a little different for me”?
Me
Why nobody laughed when she said "my hog taker and my log maker" I don't get. I spit my coffee ☕ 🤣
Right.. But my guess is missed if from laughing from pervious material..
“The Lord works in mysterious ways...”
“And so does Shart.”
Best line
Both places are funny.
Hands down the best line.... I was laughing so hard I was crying!
As iconic as Kate is, you have to admit Cecily’s resolve is amazing. She like never breaks character.
69Dude
I think Aidy is amazing in these. She is adorable when she breaks. I think it was the Ryan gosling one which was the worst. I may be mistaken. You can just tell she's amused by the whole thing.
"Miss Rafferty" NEVER gets old! Hilarious McKinnon: "Little different for me!"
The sudden appearance of Shart actually made me jump 😅
Me too 🤭😂😂
It would.
even w/the 4shadowing disclaimer
Shart appearing makes me wanna see a lot of the other characters from her experiences... like the alien who was just peekin' (the lookout).
@@gfox9295 agreed!!!
Im 40 yrs old and this is the first time I've heard the phrase "the grassy knoll and the gassy hole"
Lol I just read that as she said it
It's not a thing Nubbins, that's the point.
The writers are the unsung heros of comedy and late nite talk shows, including SNL.
@@Majiwe24 Oh, it sure is now.
53 first i herd hog taker and log maker
Whenever you see Kate in that pose you know it's gonna be a good sketch
Kate is giving off Carol Burnett vibes and I am here for it! Kate is a comedic genius 💝!
“Let me tell you if you think you can’t run as fast as a dog.... You’re right.” Lol
These are so formulaic, yet the formula makes me laugh every time. Ms. Rafferty always manages to spout out something unexpected
"Grassy knoll and gassy hole"
"Hogtaker and logmaker"
Who comes up with these? they're brilliant
Snickers Eater and Chocolate Theater?
I think it was hog taker and log maker. Lol
Why does she always loose her pants?!😂😂😂
Like what you said maybe cause it’s loose.
Why not? Ll
*lol
Loose pants come off
So they can keep coming up with more and more hilarious words for her privates!!!!!!
"If you think you can't run as fast as a dog, you're right." Lol, every time she start I always blown away by how she finish.
shart in the window scared the crap out of me
I nearly shart my pants
Tim Holm 😂😂
Kevin Walsh lol tf
I just started cracking up even more.
TessaCat OMG that line was just said as I read that!
She has some of the worst experiences imaginable but still takes it all in stride.
I admire Colleen on another level! Very poetic
Like she said, it wasn't her worst time on all fours.
😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄
And what is amazing is that everything she says really happened because I believe!
She makes it seem like its a normal thing
"Damnit, Colleen, you're becoming your mother."
It's always a rough day when you realize you are turning into your parents.
Kate WILL go down as one of absolute funniest, best and most creative in SNL history. Funniest thing ever!!
I definitely agree w/your comment!.
Kate's comic timing it impeccable. The "if you think you can't run as fast as a dog team" line would not be nearly as funny without the slight pause before "you're right."
A dog team? That’s what you heard?
@@dewilew2137that’s what she said 😂 no really that’s the line.
@@kitlee172 No. Go back and actually watch it. She says loud and clear, „if you think you can’t run as fast AS A DOG, you’re right“.
Nobody at any point says anything about a “dog team”, a team of dogs, or even uses the word ‘team’ even once. 🙄
@dewilew2137 "Throws me in with the dog team," clear as a bell.
She said both, but the line is " if you think you can't run as fast as a dog... You're right."
"cooter and tooter" LMFAO
Hog taker and log maker
Grassy knoll and gassy hole.
Robby Clarin my splitter and shitter
“ Oh great , what the hell am I gonna feed that thing ? “ I laughed my organs out 😂
I've just discovered these skits and having a laugh riot and an ab workout at the same time!
Check out the skits called Last Call.
If you think u can't run as fast as a dog, your right... lol
you're*
*youse
This has got to be the best character since the Will Farrell days.
Will Farrell is a one note hack. Loud noises indeed.
Cupavi Kurcic I enjoy him but I meant the time as a whole, not just him. That period had great characters but, after his group(Kattan, Oteri, etc.), the show wasn't as good to me.
Cupavi Kurcic jh
Agreed, McKinnon is hilarious as Ms. Rafferty. Wouldn't it be nice if the lazy writers could come up with a _different_ sketch to put her in?
QBG I think the problem SNL has is that there are too many other avenues for talent today. With CZcams and social media in general, if you're funny, you don't really need SNL to get your big break. This makes it more difficult for them to find new talent. Think about it, with the exception of Jay Pharaoh I'm not mistaken, their current and most recent crop came from traditional places like stand-up(Michael Che), improve troupes(Kate McKinnon) and previous sketch comedy shows(Kel Mitchell).
Kate fricking McKinnon man. Such a goddamn legend XD
“Little different for me”. You know it’s on after that statement 😂😂😂😂
Wasn't the worst time I've had on all fours 😂😂😂
Jimmy Butler Is A Bull Forever what does it mean?
"And I swear to god this little bastards name was shart!"
The crowd was laughing and missed “my hawg taker and my log maker” lol
0:03 I love the way the chairs are placed.
"Then there was nothing between my cooter and tooter"
I had to rewatch the next 20 seconds after that. I laughed so hard
Seriously one of the best SNL skits ever. The elf named "shart" had me crying
If you haven't seen the original skit it's called Close Encounter. It's fantastic.
Close encounter is much better than this one.
CalCats262 I definitely agree with that.
"Damn it, Colleen you're becoming your mother"
Lost it thereeeeee
@@veegaanmyooon44 omg me too lol 😂
“Well the lord works in mysterious ways...”
“Yeah so does Shart.”
I was literally reading this as she said it!
"The Lord works in mysterious ways."
"Yeah, so does Shart."
Of all of Kate's great lines in these skits, that one had me dying!😂😂😂
"Dammit, Colleen, you're becoming your mother." LOL
This line made me lose it hahaha
Kate is the best thing about SNL
Her and Kenan are constantly fighting for best player
She was great on the Big Gay Sketch Show, but she has rocketed way past that on SNL..
And Cecily.
Agree
3:45 “...my hog taker and my log maker are on full display.”
I saw this sketch for the first time in tonight’s Christmas special and I was screaming with laughter.
I lost it when she said "sharol,your becoming your mother" I laughed soo hard
screaming and laughter are mutually exclusive
Her poor beat up Coot-Coot
Hahahahahahaha omg
Am I the only one here that doesn't understand why some people are complaining in the comments here about how all of Colleen Rafferty's skits are 'similar'? Or 'rehashes'? Everyone, come on, that's what makes it funny! It's the running gag with this particular Kate McKinnon character. The fact that she's always the 1 out of 3 people getting the 'short end of the stick' in a 'miraculous encounter' but still just owning it. It's what makes the character memorable and it's what SNL has been doing with recurring characters since the show's inception in the 70's. Put it like this. It would be like having Stefon (Bill Hader) do anything but bizarre club promotions/analyses on a Weekend Update sketch or Mindy Elise Grayson (Kristen Wiig) not on "Secret Word" messing up the chances of the contestant or Church Lady (Dana Carvey) not acting as a talk show host in a church with unlikely guests. To myself and many others, this is what makes SNL the comedic powerhouse that it is and why it has been enjoyed by viewers all this time. So, the next time you accuse the writers that they are being 'lazy' for 'rehashing', just remember that just because it's something we've seen prior doesn't mean that it's a bad thing.
Also, just saying... Shart is hilariously terrifying! Haha. XD
Wow! That was a long walk.
There's a difference between what you're describing and just taking the same sketch and doing it exactly beat for beat which they're doing here.
... I don't think you guys know what a 'recurring character' is. Imagine HIMYM's Ranjit showing up but instead of an Indian chauffeur/driver he's an African 'Nigerian prince'. He's always doing the same thing basically, and that's the point. They're _recurring._ It's weird that that has to be explained. Imagine if the classic Savage Sean Connery wasn't a recurring character. That's a sad alternate timeline.
Don't forget Kristen Wiig's Virgania Horsen character (and her crazy ol' hot-air balloon rides / pony express service!). Her and Colleen Rafferty and Stefon are probably my fave recurring characters of the past decade or so.
Chevy Chase falling down? Dan Ackroid to Jane Curtain, " Jane, you ignorant sl - t!" Rosanna Dannadanna, " If it's not one thing it's another, if it's not this it's that. I thought I was gonna die!" Recurring characters, running jokes. Why? Ask ...2 wild and CA-razy guys!
Yeah, a little different for me… has become one of my favorite lines and I love to do impressions of it.
I absolutely love Kate McKinnon! I could watch these sketches over and over again and still LMAO 😂
"hog-taker and log-maker" L O L
lbeandestroyer grassy knoll and gassy hole 😂😂😂
Marshall Family That was hilarious!!!
+lbeandestroyer
That camel toe hurt my eyes.
Cooter and tooter
Hog taker and log maker
Grassy knoll and gassy hole
Lol someone needs to make a list of these.
My favourite has always been “pink pocket and stink rocket”
Fun bun and mud gun, drainer and stainer....
Baby tunnel and gravy funnel
Ms. Rafferty is in my top 5 of the best SNL skits, she never fails me, that 🐫 and her demostrations alone have me damn near pissing myself with laughter🤣
"Yea I smell hard boiled eggs, so Shart can't be too far off."
"I think that little Bastard followed me home."
Shart appears through the window
"What the hell am I going to feed that thing."lmao
This is my favorite skit ..specially the aliens one XD
This skit series is so hilarious. One of my favorites.
Im still rockin zero pants here. 😂
"I was met by a 9ft goatman Crinkle Mouse, who according to some German fairytale is Santa's helper, and he points a hoof at me and goes HEENNAGH! NEANGH! And I got the feeling I should come with."
That killed me!!!
"I smell hardboiled eggs shart can't be to far" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
"I dissolve into a closed bank of America 15 miles from my house..." haha
Kate was a blessing to all of us and I will defend her honor anytime.
I absolutely love her. ❤❤❤
3:18 "The little bastards name is Shart!"
Krinklemouse and Shart oh boy!
What's she gonna feed the little bastard?!
Priceless!😆
@@Nina-rg8es indeed
Yeah! It's genius!
"I don't think you had as good of a time as we did"
"Oya Doug, Oya!"
Kate McK is a freaking genius performer!
I think the camera man started to laugh at 5:05
Someone needs to give Kate a comedy sit-com. Especially with this character. I would watch/stream that like it was yesterday!!!!
Can we all have a moment for Cecily Strong's amazingness?
Booo
Cecily is my favorite, then Kate. They are so talented!! ♥️🙂
How Cecily doesnt just bust out is just as amzing as Kate's performance...
I love this skit. Kate is always so funny!
The face Kate McKinnon makes after saying "one of the worst times I've had on all fours" gives me so much joy
“She’s either jealous or a lez...”. 😂💀
Did she say "my hogtaker and logmaker are on full display"?? 😂
Cocktacker and Logmaker
CZcamsName Yeah hog-taker and log-maker.
Yeah hog taker you know takes in a big fat hog and the log maker shoots out full logs of tender
@@jamesf9610 Yeah we got it, you didn't have to be graphic about it.
@@FJB_USA_1ST 🤣🤣🤣😂 hahaha
"Hog taker and log maker" should have gotten way bigger laughs...
Yeah, was thinking about that and wondered if it was just that it took a moment too long for people to realize what she said and they were busy listening to the following lines... I have a feeling they were just all sitting there with their mouths agape and wondering if they could believe their ears, happily though...
3:50 "My hog-taker and log-maker are on full display." 😂
This character is an absolute riot. Absolutely one of the funniest characters I've ever seen on SNL, every one of these skits has me in stitches!
"Cooter & Tooter", "Hog Taker & Log Maker", I am dying over here!!!! LMFAO!
"Grassy Knowel and gassy hole" lmao
Kate McKinnon is THE BEST hands down! She's why I watch SNL at all now-a-days!
"Look, it wasn't the worst time I had on all fours."
Dammit Colleen, you're becoming your mother. LMAO, she's great!
My hope for the next Coleen sketch - An encounter with The Loch Ness Monster.
Hahah
Turns out he just needed bout tree fitty.
YES
Little different for me!
This one was kicks I catch every year during the Christmas special
I really can relate to this Raffety character. Some people just don't need no sex, because life effs them every day.