I Learned to Make Ratatouille (Like the film)

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  • @Pheonix66256
    @Pheonix66256 Před rokem +45039

    Confit Byaldi is a variant of Ratatouille. It’s shown in the second clip showing the cartoon food at 0:03 to 0:04. The first however, at 0:02 is Ratatouille

    • @shaine9968
      @shaine9968 Před rokem +325

      10k likes no reply let me fix that

    • @stacksopaper
      @stacksopaper Před rokem +252

      That makes sense.

    • @realthatsman
      @realthatsman Před rokem +426

      Timestamps in a short 💀

    • @epicgaming7813
      @epicgaming7813 Před rokem +142

      @@realthatsman you can check the time in a short

    • @realthatsman
      @realthatsman Před rokem +66

      ​@@epicgaming7813 I don't think you can on android (I'm on android)

  • @DemonGaming-oh6np
    @DemonGaming-oh6np Před rokem +21735

    in his flash back he actually did eat the real ratatouille but in the restaurant they showed the fancy version

    • @SpecterNeverSpectator
      @SpecterNeverSpectator Před rokem +955

      Yes and as I've seen, the sauce tastes like the ratatouille, Remy replicated that flavor perfectly which is why it brought flashbacks to the dude.

    • @bewtnewt
      @bewtnewt Před rokem +83

      @@IVAN-pz6et no one cares

    • @xyzedits1
      @xyzedits1 Před rokem +42

      @@IVAN-pz6et no one cares

    • @bobkatcentral42069
      @bobkatcentral42069 Před rokem +35

      ​@@IVAN-pz6et no one cares

    • @grajammellor660
      @grajammellor660 Před rokem +30

      ​@@IVAN-pz6et I..... don't care

  • @RandomPotatas
    @RandomPotatas Před 28 dny +4253

    Instructions unclear accidentally blended a rat in the dish

  • @darkpit456
    @darkpit456 Před 26 dny +759

    He claims that he sucks at cooking, but he made a good dish! Always believe in yourself and try your best! Well done Master chef!

    • @HouseDuke
      @HouseDuke Před 23 dny +7

      Where is THAT a master dish?

    • @ough.
      @ough. Před 19 dny +4

      @@HouseDukepeople think hes good at cooking, all for attempting to cook a dish that most would consider tough, yet with zero cooking experience ☠️

    • @honganh9308
      @honganh9308 Před 16 dny +7

      its literally vegetables

    • @romaneaster9492
      @romaneaster9492 Před 12 dny +4

      “Anyone can cook.”

    • @klinged
      @klinged Před 7 dny +1

      he is humble bragging

  • @zurba5302
    @zurba5302 Před rokem +6482

    slight correction: Confit byaldi is actually a variation of ratatouille, so the dish in the movie was ratatouille!

    • @Mr._Anonymous342
      @Mr._Anonymous342 Před rokem +262

      imagine doing research and still being wrong

    • @creepermax4167
      @creepermax4167 Před rokem +335

      @@Mr._Anonymous342 lmao , yeah. CZcams short creators in nutshell

    • @rayson9781
      @rayson9781 Před rokem +42

      "I dont care, i got more like than you". ~ Him probably

    • @PT_926
      @PT_926 Před rokem +14

      ​@@Mr._Anonymous342
      Imagine taking words from content creators and not doing any research yourself.

    • @Mr._Anonymous342
      @Mr._Anonymous342 Před rokem +34

      @@PT_926 imagine assuming i haven't haha, do you always get offended for other people or do you lack a life outside of youtube and etc;?

  • @willolai
    @willolai Před 9 měsíci +5420

    ‘I suck at cooking’ and then instantly turns into a master chief 💀

  • @kingbutter42
    @kingbutter42 Před 14 dny +26

    I can’t be the only one that thought those tomatoes were pepperonis

    • @MaraJadeSkky
      @MaraJadeSkky Před 14 dny +2

      That or some sort of sausage makes more sense flavor wise to me than tomatoes.

    • @Swisba
      @Swisba Před dnem

      @@MaraJadeSkky it was a dish made by the poor to use left over vegetables. thats why theres no meat.

  • @malotharjunnayak
    @malotharjunnayak Před 3 měsíci +303

    “Because I suck at cooking”
    His cutting skills:⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    Edit: 170?! This the most amount of likes I got! Thx

  • @kotakinabalumcg
    @kotakinabalumcg Před rokem +6338

    "I suck at cooking" proceed to make a masterpiece

  • @cyrinyx
    @cyrinyx Před rokem +219

    Remember the scene where Remy almost vomited? Well,rats aren't able to vomit,so the dude's dish was so bad that it broke the rules of mother nature.

    • @doctorockzo
      @doctorockzo Před rokem +31

      Remember the scene where the rat's name was "Remy" and not "Ratatouille?" Oh wait thats the whole movie

    • @DarkOverlord96
      @DarkOverlord96 Před 8 měsíci +16

      *_HIS NAME IS REMY_*

    • @cyrinyx
      @cyrinyx Před 8 měsíci +5

      @@DarkOverlord96 oh shit mb

    • @ltzLastGuestAnimatez_Studios
      @ltzLastGuestAnimatez_Studios Před 13 dny +1

      I cracked up because I realized how bad his dish was.

  • @robwhite3241
    @robwhite3241 Před 23 dny +24

    Not everyone can become a great artist, but a great artist can come from anywhere.
    -Anton Ego

    • @TONYCOV881
      @TONYCOV881 Před 14 dny +1

      And his art work was a mess and slightly burnt. Not bad for a first time.

  • @psychotic5kull
    @psychotic5kull Před 7 měsíci +266

    The loop alone is perfection!

    • @RoboRoverPlayz
      @RoboRoverPlayz Před 7 měsíci +14

      It isn’t :/

    • @monolog4527
      @monolog4527 Před 5 měsíci +11

      it's just "but", lazy loop is what is called.

    • @Sharkenite
      @Sharkenite Před 26 dny +4

      It's overused at this point

    • @Zanoladab
      @Zanoladab Před 23 dny +1

      ​@@Sharkenite u think it's possible to create different loop variations every single time?

    • @FangAlt
      @FangAlt Před 12 dny

      @@Sharkenitetrue

  • @Fengjuun
    @Fengjuun Před rokem +4955

    Im still pissed that the tomatoes aren’t pepperoni slices

  • @ilanbeliavsky6455
    @ilanbeliavsky6455 Před 9 měsíci +2694

    "I suck at cooking."
    Relatable🗿

  • @austinwilburn1772
    @austinwilburn1772 Před 26 dny +43

    One thing a lot of people don’t realize, the rat who taught Remy how to cook was the rat who lived Anton Ego’s childhood home. If you look during the flash backs, the layout of the house is the same, with the same kitchen and furniture. Remy was *literally* cooking Anton’s mom’s recipe.

    • @gh0stpuppi333
      @gh0stpuppi333 Před 24 dny +4

      I must have missed the fact that he was taught by another rat!!!! Thanks for this!!

    • @Rose-lf2xg
      @Rose-lf2xg Před 16 dny +4

      Wait .. which rat taught remy to cook? I missed the whole part

  • @Ryan_Le_Goose
    @Ryan_Le_Goose Před 3 měsíci +22

    "Ratatouille is just vegan cake."
    -a goose 👌

  • @BeanieBenny_
    @BeanieBenny_ Před rokem +182

    You forgot the cartouche.
    Btw if anyone doesnt know what one is a cartouche is a parchment paper lid, also known as a false lid, used for covering the surface of a stew, sauce, or soup. It traps steam keeping stewed components submerged in liquid, reduces evaporation, and prevents a skin from forming on the surface of a dish.

  • @disguisedblue7821
    @disguisedblue7821 Před rokem +4718

    I think they made it not ratatouille intentionally because Remy is supposed to be making his own recipe instead of just following one that already exist
    Edit: I meant it’s a different version of ratatouille not the original version

    • @thomasepik4406
      @thomasepik4406 Před rokem +138

      No, ratatouille is a real dish. Confit byaldi is a variation of it. It was invented in 1700’s

    • @disguisedblue7821
      @disguisedblue7821 Před rokem +27

      @@thomasepik4406 yes exactly

    • @thomasepik4406
      @thomasepik4406 Před rokem +8

      @@TheCat_3 yeah I replied to the wrong comment

    • @TheCat_3
      @TheCat_3 Před rokem +1

      @@thomasepik4406 if you press the 3 dots you can delete the reply

    • @thomasepik4406
      @thomasepik4406 Před rokem

      @@TheCat_3 if you pull the trigger you can delete your life, piss off

  • @user-gb4pm9nk6x
    @user-gb4pm9nk6x Před 13 dny +32

    "I suck at cooking"
    **Proceeds to make a masterpiece**

  • @HamzaNineb
    @HamzaNineb Před 17 dny +3

    “I suck at cooking” bro pulled out after 2 sec a Gordan Samsay move💀

  • @cbarney13
    @cbarney13 Před rokem +99

    The dish in the movie was based on a dish by chef Thomas Keller who when asked to make ratatouille as if the most famous food critic was in his restaurant. He made a ratatouille in the style of confit byaldi. However the main difference between the two is the process of how the vegetables are cooked. Ratatouille is fried then baked while confit byaldi is not fried

    • @meri7675
      @meri7675 Před 9 měsíci

      So did the food critic like it? What did he say

    • @borke42
      @borke42 Před 2 měsíci +1

      ​@@meri7675 key words "as if"

  • @NotTengen
    @NotTengen Před 9 měsíci +114

    "i suck at cooking" proceeds to cut up the things perfectly

  • @ImaniChuol-zq7go
    @ImaniChuol-zq7go Před 7 měsíci +15

    “ I suck at cooking “
    Shows incredible chopping skills
    👁️👄👁️

  • @rujaloveyoUSon
    @rujaloveyoUSon Před 12 dny +2

    😆 Now I have to go watch RATATOUILLE
    #Thanks for sharing
    May God continue to bless you

  • @omxrvtoube
    @omxrvtoube Před 10 měsíci +35

    The movie never lied, when Remy told Collette to make the Ratatouille, she started following the recipe but the Remy told her to make this instead. Watch the movie please

    • @d4isvkii
      @d4isvkii Před 6 měsíci +8

      it is ratatouille, confit byaldi is a variant

    • @omxrvtoube
      @omxrvtoube Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@d4isvkii yes, it _is_ another variant

    • @spacenexo5654
      @spacenexo5654 Před 5 měsíci +2

      ​@@omxrvtoube Wait so what's the point you are trying to make

    • @omxrvtoube
      @omxrvtoube Před 3 měsíci +3

      ​@@spacenexo5654my point is that it IS Ratatouille. And that the movie never lied.

  • @sittingduck1735
    @sittingduck1735 Před rokem +271

    Ratatouille didn't lie. They explained in the movie why he made that dish. Btw you created a masterpiece! 😍

  • @DontCallMeZylic
    @DontCallMeZylic Před 27 dny +4

    Hearing a british person saying "eggplant" instead of "obergine" sounds so weird

  • @user-xb5qy8yk1r
    @user-xb5qy8yk1r Před 11 dny +1

    your knife using skill is so amazing!!

  • @sbdayt
    @sbdayt Před rokem +116

    this looks delicious you are not bad at cooking

    • @Rac1stdustdust
      @Rac1stdustdust Před rokem +1

      ​@Orion yup I agree and how is this guy getting more complmnets about this then food youtubers

    • @vang-toulee8351
      @vang-toulee8351 Před rokem

      ​@@Rac1stdustdust because people can relate to him more, cuz he is an amateur.

  • @KayoTheCoyote
    @KayoTheCoyote Před rokem +29

    "I suck at cooking" *proceeds to create a work of art*

  • @kegal
    @kegal Před 19 dny +1

    I can't believe an englishman would call it an egg plant

  • @theadorjespert
    @theadorjespert Před 15 dny +1

    Dishes can have variant. Like beef stew. They have the home version cooked in a large pot like actual stew, while in restaurants they serve is beef bourguignon style on a plate with upscale toppings and garnishes. Ratatouille is a stew as well, but this variant, Confit Byaldi, makes plating presentable for restaurants.

  • @doi5451
    @doi5451 Před rokem +17

    Condit Byaldi is a variation of ratatouille.

  • @TheWeirdCommenter
    @TheWeirdCommenter Před 10 měsíci +29

    This guy has more editing skills than cooking skills 💀

  • @blackberymail
    @blackberymail Před 7 měsíci +2

    We still havent forgotten that wet *rock* you fixed your knife with, so dont worry.

  • @mr.doodytp3793
    @mr.doodytp3793 Před 7 měsíci +2

    “This is NOT Ratatoullie!”
    “Anyway, I’m gonna cook it in this video.”

  • @arvin6606
    @arvin6606 Před 10 měsíci +284

    As an Asian, this better be good with rice

  • @Rabona__
    @Rabona__ Před 9 měsíci +93

    damn bro that editor needs a raise 💰 😂

  • @KelMungus
    @KelMungus Před 6 měsíci +2

    This youtuber is underrated.

  • @lbgratton6577
    @lbgratton6577 Před 5 měsíci +1

    “I suck at cooking”
    Proceeds to use the correct cutting formation

  • @garnetkodo
    @garnetkodo Před rokem +56

    So you say courgette for zucchini but not aubergine for eggplant 😅

    • @idkyethaha4
      @idkyethaha4 Před rokem +1

      you when you realize the uk isn’t the only country that speaks english : 😱😱😨😨😰😰😰😰😨😨😨😭😭😭😭😭🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🖕🖕🖕

    • @harrymarkus374
      @harrymarkus374 Před rokem +6

      @@idkyethaha4 this guy is British tho?

    • @idkyethaha4
      @idkyethaha4 Před rokem

      @@snowstormgaming1323 wait aubergine is british?

    • @Nikkikkikkiz
      @Nikkikkikkiz Před rokem +3

      ​​@@idkyethaha4 in new zealand, it is eggplant and courgette. Also remembrance day is on 4/21 in new zealand

    • @AccordingToWillow
      @AccordingToWillow Před rokem +1

      @@idkyethaha4 aubergine and courgette are latin derived, eggplant and zucchini are germanic

  • @nilssundblom7843
    @nilssundblom7843 Před rokem +266

    I suck at cooking. ”Shows eggplant”💀

  • @AlzahraaNaser
    @AlzahraaNaser Před 13 dny +1

    شكلنا واحنا حفظناها من لما كنا صغار خلطبيطا بالصلصة 😂😂

  • @TulpechaidoplaysMC
    @TulpechaidoplaysMC Před 5 dny

    “This movie lied to you, this is not a hot dog, this is a glizzy” Confit Byaldi is a type of ratatouille

  • @charliehigginson7990
    @charliehigginson7990 Před rokem +28

    ratatouille, bake me a rat, make him so tasty, a meal for my cat

  • @naruto_uzumonkey4435
    @naruto_uzumonkey4435 Před rokem +14

    Man I love seeing eggplants being handled

  • @mrcharismatic8670
    @mrcharismatic8670 Před 10 dny

    No way you took an animated movie with a rat cooking this serious

  • @Phantothetuber
    @Phantothetuber Před 5 měsíci

    He says he doesn’t know how to cook, but he chops the vegetables. Perfect.

  • @germans_lol7259
    @germans_lol7259 Před rokem +16

    The traditional ratatouille is the one that anton eats as a kid where its pour in a bowl as a soup of sorts.
    Also the old lady at the start of the kovie is confirmed to be antons mother.

    • @starstorm1267
      @starstorm1267 Před 9 měsíci

      The part about the old lady being anton’s mom was actually disproven by the movie’s creators

  • @ArnieBro11
    @ArnieBro11 Před rokem +497

    Bro said "suck" while holding a cucumber and an eggplant at 0:09
    Thanks for the likes😊

  • @TH3_GREAT-PAPYRUS
    @TH3_GREAT-PAPYRUS Před 3 měsíci

    I love how he had someone else say the actual word

  • @timweak3009
    @timweak3009 Před 5 měsíci

    i love how the b-roll for "spread it nice and smooth" is him un-evening it

  • @cammoore___
    @cammoore___ Před 9 měsíci +4

    Honestly, that courgette chop editing was smooth af

  • @Joshverseyt
    @Joshverseyt Před rokem +70

    Bro just made the cleanest transition and thought we wouldn’t notice.
    Edit: btw for people wondering im a human being with a mom and dad

    • @Baconchilldophin
      @Baconchilldophin Před rokem +5

      I'm half convinced people who typ this are straight up bots

    • @handlemyd-
      @handlemyd- Před rokem

      My dude is getting likes from the most robotic comment ever

    • @ough.
      @ough. Před rokem

      “we wouldnt notice” dont worry its not as if its your first time seeing such comments

    • @jaydena6297
      @jaydena6297 Před rokem

      Not every one you see are bots. They just know how to actually write in coherent sentences unlike most people here apparently 😂

  • @Random63647
    @Random63647 Před 5 dny

    I think this is the first time I’ve heard a British person calling an aubergine and eggplant

  • @katherinejane8132
    @katherinejane8132 Před 11 dny

    "I suck at cooking"
    *starts chopping vegetables at a master level*

  • @ItZ_Adan
    @ItZ_Adan Před rokem +16

    bro says he's bad at cooking 💀💀

  • @razeace652
    @razeace652 Před rokem +10

    Congratulations I hope to be like you when I’m older

  • @Jessepigman69
    @Jessepigman69 Před 19 dny +1

    Egg plant? My man is catering for an American audience with this one

  • @blackwhite5166
    @blackwhite5166 Před 25 dny

    The “smooth like butter” got me lol ahha

  • @keithsimpkins1229
    @keithsimpkins1229 Před 9 měsíci +31

    As a chef and someone who has made this version of Ratatouille for a national competition in 2018, three things I recommend for next time. First when placing it in the oven, make sure to add a layer of parchment paper over the vegetables with a ventilation hole to have more even cooking due to steam and less char from the ovens heat. Second I recommend using a Chinese eggplant instead of American eggplant as it is a lot thinner and similar in size to squash and zucchini (most oriental markets have them). Third, when plating, find a deep ring mold to help make sure it doesn’t collapse.
    Side note: I am the #1 Ratatouille fan and I will argue and prove to anyone that I am . I even met the chef (Thomas Keller) who created this version of the dish for the movie as he was the special guest for my college graduation at the culinary institute of America.

    • @carmin.e
      @carmin.e Před 7 měsíci +1

      wow.

    • @kiallima2064
      @kiallima2064 Před 7 měsíci +2

      You sound really cool!! In an alternate timeline I'm not in nursing school I'm in culinary school, my secret dream

  • @Thebestpersonever7212
    @Thebestpersonever7212 Před rokem +41

    The perfect loop doesn’t exi-

    • @jojobod
      @jojobod Před 10 měsíci +9

      I actually have a game i play where if i see a horribly failed youtube short loop i look in the comments for the inevitable “the perfect loop doesnt exi-“

    • @jojobod
      @jojobod Před 10 měsíci

      Also fuck you for clogging the comment section

    • @piktureit
      @piktureit Před 10 měsíci +2

      @@jojobod Sounds like a fun game

    • @DandelionFilms2024
      @DandelionFilms2024 Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@jojobodloop: “damn it was actually really good but-ratatouille lied to u” so clear 😩👌

    • @jojobod
      @jojobod Před 9 měsíci +3

      @@DandelionFilms2024 its always the fucking random “BUT” at the end which somehow everyone is impressed by

  • @GreatRamilYT
    @GreatRamilYT Před 25 dny

    I like the zoom effect at the end, like the person who ate that at the end of the movie did with flashback.

  • @-MelitoninCookie-
    @-MelitoninCookie- Před měsícem

    Mans delivering packages in the hood.

  • @Aditya-wg3lp
    @Aditya-wg3lp Před rokem +3

    Its still a variation of the ratatouille

  • @yessir6427
    @yessir6427 Před rokem +13

    cooking is easier than it seems.

  • @ripcord4201
    @ripcord4201 Před 13 dny

    "I suck at cooking."
    *Proceeds to make one of the best meals in history*

  • @ultraisaiah7859
    @ultraisaiah7859 Před 27 dny

    I genuinely watched all of Super Hero and never once noticed it was 3D.

  • @its_ziloz2154
    @its_ziloz2154 Před rokem +4

    This guy has got to be the best CZcamsr I’ve seen yet

  • @Andrew90046zero
    @Andrew90046zero Před 24 dny

    Im so glad you did the zoom in at the end!

  • @user-rw4cu5pf3c
    @user-rw4cu5pf3c Před 14 dny +1

    Looks so good

  • @Trixiesssokay
    @Trixiesssokay Před rokem +3

    the most perfect loop doesnt exis- ....woah

  • @ibtgb2
    @ibtgb2 Před 24 dny

    Ending shorts in “but” even when it doesn’t make any fucking sense. Classic.

  • @MaskedStellar
    @MaskedStellar Před 24 dny

    I feel like many children decided to be chefs when they grow up because of the foods they saw in the movie

  • @NotLucas66
    @NotLucas66 Před 21 dnem

    I love when he said egg plants in such an English accent😂😂😂

  • @crypterion_moon
    @crypterion_moon Před 6 dny

    Says he sucks at cooking, proceeds to have more knowledge in food than my mother and makes a whole dish

  • @brezzainvernale
    @brezzainvernale Před 24 dny

    I always thought that the rat in the cartoon perfectionated ratatouille into the new dish...

  • @user-jn7bq8wh1e
    @user-jn7bq8wh1e Před 14 hodinami

    It's a modern variant of Ratatouille from what I read...
    They even show the actual Ratatouille that Egos mom prepares during his flashback

  • @Grizzlox
    @Grizzlox Před 18 dny

    If you really love vegetables, you'll love this. I find it incredibly comforting

  • @nokti...
    @nokti... Před 6 měsíci

    DAAAAAMN YOUR EDITING IS INCREDIBLE

  • @YoutubeCensorship.
    @YoutubeCensorship. Před 3 měsíci +1

    You are supposed to put the sauce on before cooking the vegetables. It bakes the flavor of the sauce into them and makes the dish much better.

  • @goldenboyz11675
    @goldenboyz11675 Před 14 dny +1

    We who thought that that was made out of pepperoni slices 💀

  • @haelographics
    @haelographics Před 13 dny

    Mm I love that seasoning you used!!

  • @cindyhansen2278
    @cindyhansen2278 Před 22 dny +1

    The fact that they never actually said that the dish was ratatouille...

  • @aussieping1916
    @aussieping1916 Před 8 dny

    I did confit byaldi (it was just a fancy ratatoiolle made for the movie, and it's my favourite vegetable dish) at a cooking competition once for apprentices - I learned if you cover the top with alfoil the veg cooks, steams itself, and doesn't wither as much.

  • @Sumyoyoyoyoyo
    @Sumyoyoyoyoyo Před 27 dny

    Bro, you’re a better cook than me. I could barely make a breakfast.

  • @TowelRanger
    @TowelRanger Před 25 dny

    “I suck at cooking” yeah you didn’t realize they’re both ratatouille

  • @JeordieChef
    @JeordieChef Před 16 dny +1

    He’s clearly British but has the audacity to say eggplant

  • @Mr_Error881
    @Mr_Error881 Před 26 dny

    "Eggplant" Got me Dying ☠️

  • @Adroa_loves
    @Adroa_loves Před 16 dny

    You literally cut so perfect what you mean I'm bad😂 your good❤

  • @kwiatek216
    @kwiatek216 Před 14 dny

    "I suck at cooking..."
    *proceeds to chop like a pro*

  • @MythicaITree
    @MythicaITree Před 25 dny

    the end is the cleanest transition ever

  • @Yesssssiiiiuuurrrrrrrr
    @Yesssssiiiiuuurrrrrrrr Před 12 dny +1

    Bro for like 5 seconds I thought the thumbnail was some lean with a bunch of perks in it dog until I clicked on the fucking video and it’s ratatouille

  • @ruzgarkozak1175
    @ruzgarkozak1175 Před měsícem

    "I suck at cooking."
    *Proceeds to make one of the most challenging dishes on earth and perfects it*

  • @madalynd0
    @madalynd0 Před 18 dny

    homeboi says he’s bad at cooking but cute onions beautifully

  • @hat6414
    @hat6414 Před 2 měsíci

    He said he sucked, yet he made a masterpiece. Anyone really can cook

  • @martinsenakar
    @martinsenakar Před 24 dny

    "DANG IT TASTED PRETTY GOOD! but, RATATOUILLE LIED TO YOU!"

  • @SerialDesignatioN
    @SerialDesignatioN Před 3 dny

    This is scarier than the Red Mist imo

  • @ng65gaming
    @ng65gaming Před 24 dny

    “I suck at cooking” proceeds to enter chef mode

  • @tjhouston1280
    @tjhouston1280 Před 3 dny

    “I suck at cooking”…. Proceeds to cook!