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1:40 "that was a middle school chemistry teacher joke"
MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER LITERALLY SHOWED US THAT EXACT MEME LAST CLASS
My chem teacher in high school put these memes up all around the classroom, she was the best
For Emkay: We all make mistakes, and we're glad you fix it and added the right video
i am big doo doo head
what was the mistake?
nvm figured it out but i cant delete my comment
@@thesilliestverywhat was it?
YOU COMMENTED AHHHHHHH!@@EmKay
"I have become creeper, destroyer of builds"
ayo gonna change title to this
@@EmKayok
@@EmKayyo they did it
what was the previous title?
@@wanna600 Why are you @ing EmKay for this
Yeah, I told my son the sun was going to die in a few billion years. He, too, started to cry, insisting he doesn't want the sun to die and I should stop it.
My lil cousin had a existential crisis when I told him that, I only told him cause I was trying to show my point that nothing lasts forever, but things can last a REALLY long time
Yeah,just stop the sun dying.
Yeah, @@satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185. It should be easy, right? Just reverse time. EZ.
@@Shrek_Almighty EZ
You're son is right, you need to stop the sun from dying.
5:41 I adore the idea of calling biology "squishy sience"🥰
-Hear Lexi go on about math stuff she doesn't get.
-Then hear Lexi explain science stuff that I don't get.
He
@@iodine-53 ow. so edgy. so shocking.
If I had a dollar for every "so" and "." In that single sentence, i'd have 5 dollars.
@@iodine-53 ok?
@@Diinytro it's rage bait, they probably jerk off to this type of stuff. just don't respond
12:12 Yeah, that's the acceleration due to gravity. I assume the complaint is that they're using freedom units instead of metric considering anyone doing any type of science seriously does it in metric.
I don't do physics on the day-to-day and I still remember that g = 9.8 m/s^2, not some mess of ft/s^2 😫
@@tetsuraryuuken also, anyone who gives g to more than two significant figures is just being silly, because gravity varies by up to .5% over Earth's surface
Yeah, the freedom uniti lunatics. I don't even study physics, and I barely passed the mandatory physics courses in high school, but I do like my squishy science
@@idiotically-everything*angry American Sounds*
@@LincolnDWardI guess my Physics exam is just being silly 😔
11:36 I will now recite a quote I found on Twitter
“There are 4 types of bird names.
God’s Specialest Little Boy,
The Hot-Breasted MILF,
Grey bird with brown head, and
Walter’s Fingernail.*
Don’t forget the blue footed boobies
Understanding farenheight became so much easier when it got framed in the whole "how hot does it feel" way. I hate it a bit less.
i mean i favor fahrenheit because i cant just ask water how it feels
@@aguyonyt1Have you ever touched boiling water? Or steam when boiling water? That's 100 degrees Celsius. Touched ice? That's 0 degrees Celsius. Easiest thing ever
@@aguyonyt1 100ºF is how warm the average cow's anus is. Average. Now think what your comment means when given this context.
Yeah, it's a lot easier when you look at it as 'temperature for Humans', as opposed to temperature for water, and Kelvin is basically temperature for atoms. Still trying to figure out what the Rankine, Newton, Rømer, Delisle, and Rèaumur scales are intended to reflect.
@@ChozoSR388 Average cow's anus temperature for fahrenheit and rankine (rankine is for fahrenheit what kelvin is for celsius)
Lexi calling biology squishy science gives me flashbacks to one of my favorite PS2 Ratchet and Clank games where the robots call organic lifeforms “squishies”. Has Lexi played that game? Lmaoo
While I have played that Ratchet and Clank, I completely forgot about the squishies, however, most other disciplines of science call biology the "Squishy science"
I'd like to point out that Sonic's shoes are red. Therefore, if his colours ARE a product of the Doppler Effect, his body is moving incredibly fast forwards, while his feet are moving incredible fast backwards...
Or the wavelength of his shoes is somehow microwave
5:25
yes, Pringles are designed to be aerodynamic purely so they don't fly off the conveyor at high speeds
I honestly wonder how far a Pringle would fly
@@cyndaquil1433weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'm assuming the joke at 12:41 is either making fun of the imperial system (acceleration due to gravity is usually expressed as 9.8 m/s^2 instead of using feet) or is just someone annoyed at people confusing gravity as a force with the acceleration due to gravity.
why america WHY
@@s4sausage135 don't blame us, England started it.
@@Kazurhix yet you still frikin use it decades after everyone else switched to metric
@@s4sausage135 "Yeah, but we don't wanna be controlled by Europeans anymore!"
@@oscarcacnio8418 so yall rather use a shit system and be a complete joke insted of using anything useful hell NASA USES METRIC
The right video has been uploaded, but at the cost of that one comment from someone who wanted to trick Damien into eating a toothpaste-flavoured watermelon for the way he pronounces "fungi".
18:31 There are, in fact, billions of giant fusion reactors in the sky
New Emkay video with the Queen of chaos? Nice
Lexi makes science more sciency and fun
It was already both, she’s a very good amplifier and narrator
Did Lexi SERIOUSLY just spontaneously recreate almost the entire plot of Star Trek: The Motion Picture because of a Jason Momoa meme?
As Mr. Spock would say, "Fascinating."
I'M CRYING THE DEFINITION OF BI-MONTHLY IS "done, produced, or occurring twice a month or every two months." IT IS FOREVER AN ENIGMA 😭
18:00 wouldn't be faster than light as the light from the display would take more time to reach you the further away you are. But if scale is accounted for, it would.
7:19 Einstein did marry his cousin, and they got divorced on Valentines Day
13:06 the fact that Lexi likes Adam Savage (and presumably the Mythbusters by extension) makes me really happy
9:03 as a note LK-99 is not a superconductor. In pure form, it's actually a strong insulator.
I got no problems with reuploads from this channel, the commentary always puts a smile on my face
12:05 Yes, that is gravity. Gravity is measured in acceleration, not force, because the force changes with how massive the object is, but the acceleration doesn’t. If you accelerate towards the earth at that rate (like, close enough to the earth that gravity is still around that rate), you will feel no gravity.
Not sure what the joke here is, but I have two guesses: I’ve usually seen gravity listed in metric, 9.81 m/s squared, so maybe it’s referencing that. Or, it could be that it’s close to the water freezing point in Fahrenheit, and thus causing confusion to remember.
7:25 He did married his cousin, that's where the Alabama joke came from. Not a distant cousin, by the way, a first cousin.
I was looking to see if someone made this comment, he did indeed marry his cousin.
I love when Lexi says “I don’t do squishy science” it gives biology such an adorable name 😊
7:42
Fun fact!
This is the Golden Disk from the Transformers franchise, specifically the _Beast Wars_ cartoon and _WFC: Kingdom_ show. It’s basically a floppy disk with the future on it, but way more complicated. Best part is, it’s such a unique design that if you don’t know what it is, you just assume it’s NASA tech and move on. This means the designers at Mainframe Entertainment did their jobs.
Also, after further research, I’m an idiot.
The Voyager Golden Record was a pair of disks kept in the _Voyager_ rockets in 1977. The disks contained records of a lot of the different cultures on Earth, so if any aliens found them, they could learn what we are (and/or were) like. They ended up being used in _Transformers: Beast Wars,_ launched by a probe with the name _Voyager._ It was chosen for its Alien-esk design, which means the designers at NASA did their jobs!
As a biology major im only calling my study squishy science now, thank you lexi
bio-logische reactie :P
anytime
17:09 Celsius and Fahrenheit are kind of like percentages. If someone says it's 75% hot outside, it's around 75°F. For Celsius, ask water how hot it feels expressed as a percentage.
"I don't do squishy science" is now one of my favorite quotes
12:20 The joke here is that somekind of maniac has written out the gravity constant in imperial measurements. And yes Lexi, you're absolutely correct, gravity is a force. It will accelerate anything by 9.8 meters per second, per second. Or in this case, by 32.2 feet per second, per second.
Well, gravity is technically not a force, but rather due to the curvature of spacetime, at least according to Einstein's theory of general relativity, but I guess it can also be considered as practically a force in some sense.
on earth* it will accelerate anything by 9.8 meters per second per second
10:30 "The World's Smallest Nuclear Explosion" - my favorite special weapon from MDK.
Even so, it wasn't _that_ small. But it was key to opening certain doors in the game!
Protip to bully anyone, pull a megamind and call velocity velo-city. Use this for any -city word for maximum effect
I remember using the math thing 10:04 when I was a student. No longer do I even remeber what it is called in my language or what it was used for and neither do I care to figure them out again.
My teacher taught me to remember it to the tune of Pop Goes The Weasel
4:13 oh boy, wait till you hear about THERMODYNAMICS!
also, for lexi specifically, many of the elements like oganesson only existed for hundredths or thousands of a second under very specific conditions, so obviously they can't be included.
For the narrator: 12:30 That is just gravity using imperial measurements.
My favorite element is astatine. It cannot exist at the macro level because its radioactive decay would instantly vaporize the entire specimen.
11:29 palo verde (a common tree where i live) is literally just Spanish for "green tree"
The Alabama joke came from the fact that Einstein married his cousin. You must have known subconsciously.
1:18 I will *NOT* tolerate this Rosalind Franklin erasure
Was so disappointed when I saw that. I thought we were over those two.
10:51 little did they know.. copper commited more a salt
"I don't do squishy science" 😂😂
7:24 Lexi, I have some bad news for you
7:51 that's no moon... That's a space station!
how to solve fallen dishes in cabinet conundrum: lower cabinet slowly to the floor on its back before you open the door
Dear Lexi, for 12:36 g (Not to be confused with G, which is the gravitational constant) is the acceleration due to gravity, which, on Earth, is about 9.8m/s², or about 32.2ft/s²
My favorite is how many birds are just their color of bird - bluebird, blackbird, red bird
In Australia we have a lot of those weird names that are literally describing the thing
15:17 uh, huh?
He is constantly blue, but i think that his speed was what turned him blue in the first place. That or experiments. He was brown first
Glad you’ve uploaded the correct video got confused when it was just repeating the same memes from the last one
Love the clip of Starship Voyager(Star Trek) crash landing when Lexi was talking about Voyager.
8:28 Better plan:
1. Buy mercury 197
2. wait for 60 hour half-life
3. $profit$
14:20 thank you for this Lexi
When running towards you, it's Sonic. When running away from you, it's Knuckles. When stopped, it's Silver.
12:17 g stands for gravity. The formula is often written with meters not feet
3:42 but light from 20 years ago is already going there, we should only have to wait 10 years
7:26 the "Alabama joke" came because Einstein married his cousin.
How?
@Cecona because that was just a thing that happened I guess. Rudy Giuliani did to and FDR
5:00 y-rays?? Yep, I vote for this pronunciation change.. y-ray burst sounds a lot less scary!
Someone threw NaCl at my face the other day...
I shouted 'woah dude, that's a salt'
5:08 thank you for the radiation meme, and thank you for the computing point of view
Love Lexi, but since the last time Damien touched this subreddit for a video, this subreddit became his to film.
8:08 rip my boy troll face he forgot about the strong force 😔🙏
7:30 Einstein is the Alabama joke.
12:39 the joke is that it's in ft instead of m
We need more lexi
EmKay, 8:00 EST Sunday October 29th 2023, "I'm big doo doo head"
3:00
I want to argue. If a mirror 10 lightyears away got blinked into existence, then the light from earth would have still started traveling from 20 years ago and happened to hit the mirror as it gets created. It would take 10 years for the light to come back to earth, but not 20 years.
4:52 schrodinger's plates scare me
not ganna lie, i expected the meme at 22:55 to be "I'm something of a snail myself"
20:53 I just immediately stoped the video and was thinking to myself "How is that man alive rn" and then i looked again and saw that he'd replaced all the dangerous stuff. Truly not in the spirit of the challenge
6:01 Lexi goes Nuclear.
Hey emkay: as a Canadian our ovens and airfryers use °F instead of °C but for everything else we use °C
1:26 For the record, Watson and Crick were thieves and don’t deserve to be remembered.
Lexi, I think you were right on the edge of understanding that joke. g=gravity, gravity is a unit of force, The Force was used in Star Wars as a weapon....
The image is from a Star Wars prequel movie.
I think the meme was rather pointing out that no one uses the imperial system to describe gravity. It should be 9.8 m/s² and not imperial.
@@photonik-luminescence i suppose that depends where you are. Either way, the Force really messed him up.
If the room temperature superconductor doesn’t work, I would want to see the action movie: What if it did, but it caused problems?
I can confirm, we do wear jackets in 30* sometimes, jeez tho, how do Canadians even have legs when it’s that cold
22:30 I think that's the light variant, but yeah copperplate gothic is rare. Fun sighting!
i dont often watch this channel but i just HAD to come here all because of the title
i am become swan, destroyer of worlds.
I was about to give up when Emkay uploaded Lexi, and all balances were restored!
14:10 ...they cant reach us. Im gonna do a geometrical proof on why not
1st part: too far, takes energy, then something something thermodynamics.
2nd part (prototype) : aliens should not be humanoid or apes
I find fahrenheit useful because its an easy way to tell if the temperatures are dangerous or not. 0 c is not dangerously cold, but 0 f and under is. Similarly, anything above 100 f is dangerously hot. So no one will blame me if i call in sick to an outdoor jobs because its subzero or over 100 (i mean the boss will but fuck that im not trying to go to the hospital)
really enjoy your videos keep it up emkay
g stands for gravity. And the joke is that due to most things (hopefully) being in metric (9.8m/s² = gravity) it's scaring cos we don't like feet.
8:18 Actually you'll have 0.99899258 kg of gold since you took out the protons, which have mass. That's €34964.74. The creator of this meme made a mistake of €35.26.
Seeing Lexi struggle with maths makes me happy because when I watche the video on her channel, I have to rewind evey 5sec and then translate it in my native language. It reminds me of when we teached French to our English teacher
We need more of these science memes I love them as much as I do science
g is the accelaration of a dropped object due to gravity on earth. the joke is that any sane person would put it in SI units, being 9.8m/s^2
23:09
This reminds me of a daft joke about an ancient French leader.
Why did General De Gaulle have greek letters round his hat?
Because he'd have looked really silly with french letters round his hat.
Young people clue - look up 'french letter'
For that periodic table, it's not necessarily that they're radioactive, it's that a bunch of the later elements are so unstable that they break down ridiculously fast.
Uranium-235 is radioactive in a special way where it makes other uranium-235 sitting next to it more radioactive. Nuclear bombs have a lot of pieces of uranium-235 far apart, and then they use explosives to force all the pieces close together. The resulting cluster of uranium is so incredibly radioactive that it heats up to the temperature of the core of a star instantly. The heat causes everything nearby to vaporize and causes the vapor to expand a lot, and that's an explosion.
3:55 thats bc they are afraid of damaging anything found in the tomb
22:56 THIS IS TO REAL
18:12 and then programmers did anyways, and found it was kinda there.
12:37 1G is the measure of gravitational force that is equivalent to 9.8 m/s² of acceleration, and I'm pretty sure that 32.2ft/s² is a MANGLED conversion of it in feet be second square, but I wont be checking it as anyway the imperial system is now officially defunct, being a mere ugly and peeling paint job over the proper IS.
I still have nightmares about my Calculus class, so good on you for getting TF outta there, Lexi.
"It's like calling water just oxygen, like there's a lot of other stuff going on"
Yeah. Hydrogen. The other stuff going on is called hydrogen. Oxygen and hydrogen makes water. If you burn hydrogen you get water vapor. I assume this superconductor business is a bit more complicated than that?
4:06 thanks, schrodingus
(When does this curse stop? I wanna call him by his real name)
Ohh this is going to be great 🎉Happy Sunday EmKay!