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Days have gone over 9000 of we people trying to get dan to say : “Hey dan here from the diamond Minecart and today we are going to get dan to say His old intro”
6:35 love it Now I've been here since 2019 Sad I wasn't here since 2012 but I was born in 2012 you're amazing dan! keep up the great work your channel has helped me get through my brothers that given me several head scars that I must hide. All I must say is Thank You Dan!
@Charlie Spencer Bruh are you his king that your gonna tell us to shut up and well shut up? Have you EVER heard or UNDERSTAND the right to FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION?
"the closest object to your right will kill you" Me: looks at the pufferfish im eating Also Me: realizes pufferfish can poison you if its not prepared carefully. RUN
2014 DanTDM: Very old Minecraft mod music... 2017 DanTDM: “Press start” music intro... 2020 DanTDM: Hey! Dan here... Wonder what new intro will be next in 2023!
Dan: "Hey Guys Dan here." Me: "JUST FINISH AND SAY "FROM THE DIAMOND MINECART. PLEASE! I just want you to say 'Hey everyone, Dan here from the diamond minecart." Pls (Also when Dan said he was up until 1:00 playing video games, I think we all know it wasn't ultra hardcore. Pls post more ultra hardcore vids.)
When everyone says "WHOSE BEEN A TRUE FAN OF DAN" so they forget to say "WHO REMEMBERS THE ORIGINAL INTRO: HEY GUYS DAN HERE FROM THE DIAMOND MINECART"
Actually alot of people play each game but they all have different popularities in each place so roblox says 1000 people play but actually 1M play each game(they have different time zones)
mommy and daddy pig: -kills their children- dan: ah, they're fine! --- dan: sees meat in a cart "wait..." dan: sees them selling it "ahh, that's better"
Days have gone over 9000 of we people trying to get dan to say :
“Hey dan here from the diamond Minecart and today we are going to get dan to say
His old intro”
?
And that will be the day when we can rest ( how are you going to do it)
...
Hey everyone***
Hey guys
Fact: The music from the dancing llama is from a cereal commercial.
The Miel pops commercial in Russian
-----
The game is called beat up Simulator
👁👄👁
mIeL pOpS
Revisiting this after 3 years out a tear to my eye dantdm is the best
@@hogroast637 ye true
Same 🥹
6:35 love it
Now I've been here since 2019 Sad I wasn't here since 2012 but I was born in 2012 you're amazing dan! keep up the great work your channel has helped me get through my brothers that given me several head scars that I must hide.
All I must say is Thank You Dan!
bro is 10 years old 💀
Crebguy shut up
@@postonian425 11 years old, if you do the math
Same and age doesn’t really matter we are all humans
@@joeyawesomegaming9267 bro fr pulled out the “age is just a number” 💀💀🤨
"Dog does a cool trick"
Dan: S H O E S
Yes
Yeah
Kenan Jakupovic yeah nice
Yyyyyyouutubbbeee
?? You can script Ñ?
Daddy and Mommy Pig: *selling Peppa and George on the street*
Dan: *”OH THEY’RE FINE!”*
This is the internet. Where nightmares live
I know right
I just figured out where they went
It was chicken!
Right
2 years later still watching this gem ♥
Same
Yesterday I was watching the older vids
same
Just found out about this dude who is he
@@yaritzamorales6771 so he was this guy who was a big part of people childhood’s with his gaming videos
Dan says I am gonna try not to laugh, * also Dan laughs 53 times
🤣🤣🤣 CRONGATLATIONS YOU COUNTED HOW MANY TIMES DAN LAUGHED
No one: Elastigirl
Not a soul: Helen Parr
Dan: Mrs Incredible
isn't elastagirl mrs incredible?
Me, an intellectual: no, shes ms *STRECH*
this comment made no sense and the reply made equally zero sense
Ibinabo Jack no mrs incrwebibal
Zacherel Mackerel you mean everyone. Everyone calls them elastigirl and Helen parr. Not “no one”
Just to clear something, people still do this "meme"idk what you can call it
Notice how Peppa pigs “Family” WENT into the slaughterhouse but only “daddy pigs” and “mommy pigs” came back OUT, the food must be
Peppa and George
Yur right
John Xu ahaha...that’s,...the....whole....bloody.....POINT
Dang, how did I not think of that! You’re so funny and smart! Jhahahahahah /s
Obviously
Congrats you just stated the obvious! Here’s you’re medal🏅
The fact that the people *do* know their lefts and rights and Dan just forgot about point of view 😂
Also the lama song was stuck in my head for ages also FROOG SUMMON CIRCLE 😂😂😂
Dan's Future Pet List:
Duck
Miniature Snails
And
Chanting Frogs
How good is my channel?
Gooddddd bruh
And his llama / alpaca!
So accurate
DORI MEY
Can we just give a salute to this man, he IS our childhood. o7
@Charlie Spencer Bruh are you his king that your gonna tell us to shut up and well shut up?
Have you EVER heard or UNDERSTAND the right to FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION?
Charlie Spencer lol no
Charlie Spencer I guess this guy only comes onto the vid to dislike and leave huh,
Charlie Spencer never, if someone said that to you you would feel bad right? So mind your own business
@Charlie Spencer so Ur the mean one here
👁👄👁n i c e d a n
This was so good in quarantine😭😭😭
fr😭
Still waiting for re-creating tik toks tho
Dan :why can’t someone hold a lolly stick, tap it and record it
Me: BECAUSE THE REST OF US ONLY HAVE 2 HANDS!!!
Jammyman :D some people have 3 arms and hands
Some have no arms.
Me with a broken arm
😭😭😐😭😭
@@jason3268 same here I'ma make a yt channel next year I wanna be a animator
**Dan sees duck tiktoks**
**Also Dan goes to Jemma**
Dan: Hey Jemma! Wanna get a pet duck?
Jemma: 👁👄👁
Okay?
I would get a pet duck
SU TARTS DAD same lol
Wth is this comment 👁️👄👁️
‘SU TARTS DAD’ is a name I wanna change myself to
The roblox game featured in this video is named: Beat Up Simulator
Dan, the peppa pig one was DARK, the parents came out the store without the kids and a trolley full of ham😭💀
CZcams is getting really comfortable with these unskippable ads.
666
ikr
I
Yeah and I’m not a big fan of it
Ikr
"They're not chillin. They be seein stars. Their world is spinnin." Dan be spittin BARS
Dragon Hero so are you
dude after the quote it still rhymed
He be crashin the cars
It’s been three years and I am still watching it
Me vibing watching this at 9:02pm
“cLOSEST OBJECT TO YOUR RIGHT IT THE OBJECT THAT IS GOING TO *KILL* YOU”
**looks at luigi plush**
“l-luigi?”
Bruh I'll be scared too and He moved a little bit 😂😂😂😂🤣 I'M JUST TRYING TO SCARE MYSELF😭😭😭👁️👄👁️
A pillow is going to kill me
No...how could he
Danielle Nicholson same
@@luckytink05
When you sleep
“The closest thing to my right will kill me”
*sees friend*
*slowly backs away*
LOL
Im scared my chair is gonna kill me
I looked again my winter hat is gonna kill me im even more scared
*Chara souls shows through them* btw Undertale reference
well my breakfast is going to choke me
Oh my god this jar of cornflakes are gonna kill me- oh wait it’s my cup
1:43 the man was too stunned to speak
It’s funny how he says “stop!” And then plays the tick tock again
Everyone: You should be dead
TikTok: I’m on the internet, I live forever
*t i m e t o k i l l t h e i n t e r n e t*
No it doesn't
Facts
TikTok sucks
Godddd
Dan: “this is the type of dad I want to be”
The video: *crazy velociraptor dad.*
Why is this not top comment 😂😂🔝
Dan:”No violence”
Me in my mind:”Says the guy who burns hatchimals and appears on the newspaper for fun”
1:55, You kneel to tie your shoe, and it jumps
dan: I WANT A DUCK! I WANT A MINI SNAIL!
jemma: hmm.... how bout no.
🧘🧂🏌🏾♂️🧘🏾♂️🧘♂️🏈🧘🏾♂️🏌🏾♂️🏉🤾♀️🤾♀️🏈🤺🏒🏉🏒🏉🤸🏽♂️🤸🏽♂️🤾🏽♀️🤾🏽♀️🤾🏽♀️🤾🏽♀️🤾🏽♀️🤾🏽♀️🤾🏽♀️🤾🏽♀️🤾🏽♀️🤾🏽♀️
fernando urbano 2 min ago
Dan: That's his left.
Most cameras are inverted, but he better still sleep with one eye open
Dan doesn’t know right or left
@@Tariq._.Potatoes yes he dose
@@iesg7580 does *
szegoisthegoat Dan doesnt know left or right
andrewexe thank you someone noticed
Fun fact: my dad drives a truck, and once he couldn't see where he was going so he dragged a car across the parking lot
Duck: *falls into pond
Dan: HE HITS THE *GROUND* SO HARD-
"the closest object to your right will kill you"
Me: looks at the pufferfish im eating
Also Me: realizes pufferfish can poison you if its not prepared carefully.
RUN
Jim Pickens has entered the chat
hello
Don't worry that pufferfish is healthy he ate carrots before being served
Umm my closest object a blanket🧐🤔. Suffocation here I come 😂
Oh, my mom is to my right... oh no....
No one:
Dan: I do NOT condone violence on roblox!
Also Dan: shoots players in a roblox game
He shots ppl in arsenal
Hey There hm
zook yeah that’s the game I am talking about
👁️👄👁️
I know
Its been two years at least please do another one of these
12:51 Shrek Made Me Laugh 😅😅🤣😅🤣😅
Dan “oh I thought that got dark right then”
Him completely ignoring peppa and george are missing: 👁👄👁
Lol yeah
👁👄👁
👁👄👁
I’m only at the start of the video so I don’t know where he says that but Ik what toktok ur on about lol
Ikr 👁👄👁
Imagine Asher becomes a streamer one day and Dan walk in and says “are ya winnin son”
...
................ . . . .
Abdallah Baloch same
That would be epic
Lmao
....
OMG THE OUTRO SONG JUST GAVE ME SO MUCH NOSTALGIA-
For the dog the dog can do this stuff because it is a bedgem maluma witch are the dogs that they use in the military ❤
“THE CLOSEST OBJECT TO YOUR RIGHT WILL KILL YOU”
Me:**looks at kitten laying on arm**
Kitten:**yawns and snuggles my arm**
My mind:wait wut?
Me: *sees an oreo*
My friend heard him say that... then we didn't break eye contact
Me: sees a chair.
hey did u know kittens eat u when your dead
I m sitting next to my kitten to lol
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Dan: it's Turkeyboy55... this is how we summon him in the future
Lol
3:45 oh god a soda can is gonna kill me 😭💀
i have been watching this man for 5 years
Who Remembers The How To Train Your Dragon Meme Where Hiccup And Dan Had the same face,but not beard,BUT NOW...HE HAS A FLIPPIN BEARD MAN!
BRUH👽
I remember hahaha
Huh!?!?
I don’t think dan relized that peppa and George didn’t come back from “Disney world”
Nope he didn't
I was going to write that
Same
Please don’t watch the video on CZcams, (it’s for 15+ viewers only)
i think that to ha
6:06 the background house, that's why hello neighbor hated them so much.
I thought he was gonna say “Hey dads”
Vine: n o
Musically: n o
TikTok: n o
what’s next?
Spoon
Dan
Or Turkey boii
You tube
@@Gaffeyn don dun donnnnn!
Llamma
99% Comments: "THE CLOSEST THING TO YOUR RIGHT WILL KILL YOU"
1% Comments: a normal comment
😂
so true
😂😂😂
Ita my pillow
Nan nan nan
DanTDM: phew, that peppa slaughter house wasn’t dark
Me: WHERE’S PEPPA AND GEORGE!?!?
The things he does for us
2014 DanTDM: Very old Minecraft mod music...
2017 DanTDM: “Press start” music intro...
2020 DanTDM: Hey! Dan here...
Wonder what new intro will be next in 2023!
Omg press start is amazing “press start DOO DOO DOO DOO”
Hello there!
@@burnt_toast32 hello there my fello time time-travler
Video: Look at my amazing dog!
Dan: Damn those shoes look cool
Hey everyone dan here from the tdm.
Everyone: WHOA That dog can jump really high
DanTDM: *S* *H* *O* *E* *S*
Holy shoes that a good meme
Oooo Kermit friend
Kermit Is my idol Switching name to Kermit God ||| soon :D
Joka Animates ahhahah good one
Ik
12:31. Lol I am dying
the game is called beat up people simulator Dan (edit: i posted this way to late i already know)
Dan : im noticing the details. 10 minutes later "watches a peppa pig video does not know that peppa and gorge are missing
oh that dark
Gorge?
Oof-
"The closest object to your right will kill you!"
Looks at my homework
Me: "I ALWAYS knew that homework was BAD for you!"
LOL
LMFAO
🤣🤣🤣lol 👁👄👁
Wait u have homework still
Boy by Nature it’s DA TRUTH
The game is Beat up simulator by Imded
Him and his dog are burgler experts
Dan: "Hey Guys Dan here."
Me: "JUST FINISH AND SAY "FROM THE DIAMOND MINECART. PLEASE! I just want you to say 'Hey everyone, Dan here from the diamond minecart." Pls
(Also when Dan said he was up until 1:00 playing video games, I think we all know it wasn't ultra hardcore. Pls post more ultra hardcore vids.)
u r verry lolz olz fanz
That wasn't even the old intro, the old one was "hey everyone! Dan here from the diamond minecart" so please shut up
Yeet
Why are you so
Desperate?
No
Dan: Watching tiktoks and not recreating them
Us: R E C R E A T E T I K T O K S
Yas
Just recreate it 😣😣😥
Btw a fellow bnha fan I see
Izuku Midoriya how’s eri?
Twin?
18:10 he be slaying
The closest object to my right is a jean-jacket. What?!
"The emoji with two eyes and a mouth. I'm puttin' that in the title and see what happens."
Sorry Dan, I have no reaction.
Lol xD
Lol
Dan: he is cute but horrifying
Me: he’s cutely horrifying
He's horrifyingly cute
Hmm yes, the floor here is made out of floor
Dan is cute
Omgee- what?
*cutely becomes a demon*
10:13
For anyone wondering (including you Dan)
The game is called beat up simulator
Nothing made me laugh more than the second one 😂😂😂
*tiktok banned at india*
Dan: "I'm doing your work."
*India bans CZcams*
When everyone says "WHOSE BEEN A TRUE FAN OF DAN" so they forget to say "WHO REMEMBERS THE ORIGINAL INTRO: HEY GUYS DAN HERE FROM THE DIAMOND MINECART"
Roblox garbage lol
@@ilackoriginality9152 look at how many people play piggy
@@Babyshark56497 still roblox is trash
Actually alot of people play each game but they all have different popularities in each place so roblox says 1000 people play but actually 1M play each game(they have different time zones)
hey everyone*
anyone else still waiting for the recreating tiktoks video
Btw the game is called beat up simulator
Dan : “I do not condone violence in roblox”
Me : “But 6 six days ago you were shooting people with guns in roblox”
IKR
Ha. He got exposed 😎
You just copied a comment
Haha
3:46
The closest object to your right is going to kill you
Dan:*pulls out phone*”not that interesting”
Phone: plays boss music
*y e s*
Hey when he said that I looked to my right and it was a door
My pillow is closest right to me lol
My object was A spoon
"Thought things got real dark then."
Yeah, the parents flipping killed them mate
She's hitting the computer because to watch TikTok before it's gone
Dan: 'No violence!'
Also dan: *plays arsenal with the decapitate death effect*
XD
Lol
“THE OBJECT CLOSEST TO YOUR RIGHT WILL KILL YOU”
*looks at tray of cantaloupe*
I believe you.
*stares at homework diary*
I KNEW IT
*looks left and stares at Milo container*
@ma CHEEZEthey strike back
KingWheelBarrow uhm I’m supposed to be killed by a fridge box turned into a box fort... Wow...
A couch lol
Well mine is a pillow (I am on my couch not my bed)
MY BLANKETS GONNA KILL ME, I GUESS I AM GONNA SUFFACATE
dan its called syncopation 1:15
"You've hit the bottom of the barrel and that barrel has a basement"
-JuicyFruitSnacks
Why are u here
@@alexzhao2071 making a point that if you react to tiktoks you've hit the bottom if the barrel and that barrel has a basement
why would a barrel need a basement?
Oh my monika! How dare u kill sayori >: (
Hey Moni!! You being here reminds me that Dan should play Doki Doki Literature Club
Everyone talking about " the closest object to your right will kill you"
Me: He doesn't even know what happened to Peppa and George pig
K K my cat is sitting to the right of me staining into my eyes
My table was gonna kill me
PBate08 PVZ lol
How can a cushion kill me ?
@Help this muffin reach 1k subscribers pls holy crap
3:54 DUDE THE CLOSEST THING TO MY RIGHT IS A KITCHEN KNIFE 😂
Mad to think this was 3 years ago, man time flies 😢
"The closest object to your right is gonna kill you"
*looks to my right*
*Sees a book*
I always knew reading would be the death of me.
Oof
hahahahahahahahahaha thats funny good job
aKookie. _ .Monnster I was in the kitchen and I saw a frying pan
@@Akisroom_ wait so r u saying that a frying pan is going to kill you
@Azlan Yasir Jan WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE
game: beat up simulator
>go to classroom map
you will see dan on the board
WHAT HE IS THERE :O
I did that BEAT UP SIMULATOR
I didn’t see classroom on maps
@@mysticgaming4084 same
@A Lytle eh?
Pikachu plushie is gonna kill me
For a meme: A netball game was on at my school and we were playing music, BUT THEN THE TEACHERS RICK ROLLED US!
TikTok: *shuts down*
Dan's life: Aight, Imma head out
Haha
Dan’s British so TikTok’s not going anywhere for him
It’s not getting banned in USA or anywhere Microsoft bought tiktok and saved the app
👁👄👁
i hate tik Tack its so criengeuye
blud rolled a legendary frog
He's not gonna question George and Peppa being gone
Dan: Hermitcrafters are cool
Me:
Dan knows about hermitcraft my life is complete
yep
Yes!!
So apparently your dead now
I got to this comment right when I saw him react to it XD
brings a tear to my eye 👁 💦
mommy and daddy pig: -kills their children-
dan: ah, they're fine!
---
dan: sees meat in a cart "wait..."
dan: sees them selling it "ahh, that's better"
Yeah he did not get it
It was at that moment that he knew
Bruh
I was thinking the same thing 😂
@@chantala.1827 yep
Oh my gosh! That Peppa Pig one and the harmonica one... Were surprising!!! To say the least! Man. (/gen.)
this aged well
"The closest object to your right is going to kill you."
Me looking at the sofa:.....should I be concerned?
yes
yes