It's at 6:50 Dutch Presenter: Do you want my phone number now or after the 12 points? Greek Host: Give it to me now. I bet it's 69 69 69. TV Commentor: Oh for Heaven's sake!
The last presenter is only fun for us in Sweden I'm afraid. He's a comedian and had a huge breakthrough some time before this. He's speaking like that on purpose (swenglish we call it) and it's rather quite fun for us Swedes but could be a bit confusing for non-Swedes...
Trass El Yeah but the thing was Terry Wogan didn't know any of that, perhaps if someone had briefed him before the show that the Swedish guy would be talking very slowly but it was just an act then history would have been different lol.
You left out my favourite voting moment: when the hosts in Zagreb (1990) couldn't make contact with their own Yugoslavian jury! But this was a very funny collection; thanks for posting!
At 8:00 he is not having trouble speaking he is a guy on TV that's really a big fat laugh he just likes humor! By the way I know that because I am a swed!
4:23 I had a moment like this with my former math teacher who is a true methusalem, when we once bumped on each other on the street. It was pretty awkward right from the beginning, but I made it even worse when it just poured out of my mouth: "Wow, so you're still working in the school?" God, did I want a comet to strike down on me that moment. I apologized in advance, haven't given her time to even answer my question. But she just laughed and said that she will be teaching for few more years.
"one big big hello from sarajevo" - she said it already at the beginning. and when they told her "we will start from the very beginning", she replied "one big big hello from sarajevo"
I feel bad for Ulrika (the 1998 presenter) the Dutch lady said she represented her country "a long time ago" and then Ulrika said "a long time ago, was it?" not rudely but just repeating. Also in the Swedish vote after he said Iceland he said "its true." Next year their song was Is It True? #ILLUMINATICONFIRMED
The last guy is a Swedish comedian called Björn Gustaffson (think I might've misspelled his last name and I don't feel like looking it up just to correct it)
funny when the host forgot Ireland and was about to conclude the show, and she remembered and when she asked the irish can we get the votes from Ireland and his reply was so funny "I thought we where going to be left out" ;)))
"I'm sorry, Croatia 6 points austria 5 points" "We have to start from the beginning" "Okay I'm so sorry" Terry Wogan - "That's okay, you're fired." LAD
@manzacom In 1975 the scoreboard fails to show the 3 points awarded to Turkey and the host keeps on saying "Can we get 3 points on the Turkey?" and the spokesperson starts to laugh (maybe cause of the 2 meanings of Turkey) In 1998 the Dutch lady says she feels for the participants cause she took part too (in 1965) then Ulrika says "A long time ago was it?" which made the audience laugh cause it sounded kinda rude. :)
Well it can' be all about blocks today. Block voting certainly occurs, partly due to neighbouring countries having similar musical tastes and often also sharing the same music industry. But if voting was only about neighbours and blocks, the results would be nearly the same every year. Also this year Sweden recieved 12 points from countries like Spain, and they are not excactly neighbours.
a yes, i totally LOVED the presenter from Norway in 1996. i think she was the best from the ones i can remember. i think she have had a funny moment with the turkish guy too :DD. I LOVED her, so talented :)))
Germany was leading the vote at the 1981 contest; every jury had given 10 or 12 points to the German song...the audience was clearly surprised that the Austrian jury gave only one point to what was without any doubt the only true good song of the year!
@roda2703 Actually the german speaker in the background says "so, we usually receive the highest points from Spain and the lowest from Norway and... Austria. So here are the results of the Austrian jury:" "Germany, 1 point"
Well, the votes are already in. The ceremony of the votes are just for the audience (to make it a big exciting show). Sometimes they have to speed up because of the "schedule- television times" for some other countries. So far as lack of respect, i don't think so. Lack of tension maybe...
Oh yes I realised it later :( Also Belén of Spain from the same year! I'll upload the video after the contest and put them in! Hopefully we'll have some fun this year too! :)
I wish you had put up the part in the 1981 voting where when ireland was supposed to get 10 points, they were given 310 points. I havn't seen it, just heard about it!
The dutch guy was Paul de Leeuw; His jokes seem harsh and rude, but it just came over wrong because any one who sees his tv shows adores his kind of humour. He is a great human being. It''s a kind of men that judges no one, and love every one.
@carligo actually the funny part is that the stupid blond hostess said "Dobriy vecher/good night", as if she was translating. Actually dobriy vecher means good evening (and you say it while saying hello to some1, not when saying goodbye)
Bremen Boy Darby no you won't.... we hardly ever give each other any points and that's the joke in this clip ;) germany was winning this day and got high points from most countries....but of course austria gave only one ridiculous point... ;)
+Jürgen Heinrich (MyDaumenHoch) He? Meinst du etwa ein Österreicher der für Deutschland ist kein richtiger Österreicher, hoffe ich hab's falsch verstanden, wenn du das meinst dann bist du richtig rassistisch ;)
In one of the clips, i think the man says ' Oslo are you there? ' and that is proceeded by 'Hello this is Vienna calling.' and he reply's with ' Vienna what are you doing here? '
@roda2703 True that. But I think they knew not to expect as many points as from the other countries. And the band's "hmmmph" like faces seem to reflect it too :-)
@Christiannoula : Because Germany won the ESC in 1982. But they only got 1 point from Austria, although Austria is a German-speaking country. So, everybody thought that Germany will get 12 points from them.
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- good evening Yugoslavia may I have your points?
- I don't have it...
#EPIC
iSAIDWUT iSAID I laughed so bad 😂😂
"I don't have it" in 1981
and "This was wrong, I said... Ireland, 10 points!" is one of my favorite quotes
One of the best is 'I don't have the points' :'D
8:15 "B-b-b-boznia herze-hert-herzogovina..." I cracked up at this point.
He is stuttering. You may not laugh about it.
Under any other circumstance, however, he is a television presenter. He is paid to talk clearly.
Plus, I have a stutter.
E. R. E. Jones He's a swedish comedian, he talked like that on purpose
I guess he is drunk or has smoked something.
"I bet it's 69 69 69"
"Oh for Heaven's sake...." Terry xD
I didnt actually catched that...Give me an expl please :D (the whole dialogue)
It's at 6:50
Dutch Presenter: Do you want my phone number now or after the 12 points?
Greek Host: Give it to me now. I bet it's 69 69 69.
TV Commentor: Oh for Heaven's sake!
Well for Greek people it makes more sense because mobile numbers here start with 69
I always die at:
Here are the votes who will dicide tonights winner so here i go
BYE
1:43 Vienna what are you doing here? LOL
"God evening Yugoslavia, can i have your votes please"?
Yugoslavia: "I don't have it" xD
That made me laugh, so hard!!! haha xD
The last presenter is only fun for us in Sweden I'm afraid. He's a comedian and had a huge breakthrough some time before this. He's speaking like that on purpose (swenglish we call it) and it's rather quite fun for us Swedes but could be a bit confusing for non-Swedes...
Trass El Yeah but the thing was Terry Wogan didn't know any of that, perhaps if someone had briefed him before the show that the Swedish guy would be talking very slowly but it was just an act then history would have been different lol.
But he said "You're looking at million $-Björn" 😏 so he probably knew that he was quite known but still in his fashion, had to crack a joke
I thought the guy was drunk
HAHAHA I love how everyone in Sweden were laughing their asses of and everyone else felt sorry for Björn Gustavsson!! lol
''Yugoslavia, could we have your votes, plese?''
''I don't have it.'' xD
You left out my favourite voting moment: when the hosts in Zagreb (1990) couldn't make contact with their own Yugoslavian jury! But this was a very funny collection; thanks for posting!
The voting was so terribly serious in the old days. I kind of miss the grandeur of it.
@carligo
She said "Thank you Novi Sad and dobro vecer" to the Cypriot jury (Surely she planned to say it to the Yugoslavian one!)
At 8:00 he is not having trouble speaking he is a guy on TV that's really a big fat laugh he just likes humor!
By the way I know that because I am a swed!
"That's okay, you're fired."
5:15 "that's ok,you're fired.." hahahaha
4:23 I had a moment like this with my former math teacher who is a true methusalem, when we once bumped on each other on the street. It was pretty awkward right from the beginning, but I made it even worse when it just poured out of my mouth: "Wow, so you're still working in the school?" God, did I want a comet to strike down on me that moment. I apologized in advance, haven't given her time to even answer my question. But she just laughed and said that she will be teaching for few more years.
The UK actually used to get votes?! :')
"one big big hello from sarajevo" - she said it already at the beginning. and when they told her "we will start from the very beginning", she replied "one big big hello from sarajevo"
The moment with Yugoslavia from 1981 is soooo funny! :))
"On this paper is tonights winner, and I know your waiting to hear it, so .... goodbye"
OMG, this was too much XD
I think the last guy was high:))))
C.B. Colin no he is a swedish comedian :)
SwedishCoDMafia Why not both?
Good recap!! Congratulations!
I will say you guys have sent some good songs though, loved the 2006 entry and you guys have won the contest more then i imagined.
This is so much fun!!! More please;) big kisses from iceland
my heart goes out to all of the singers coz I know what it feels like ... you took part didnt u? yes! a long time ago was it!?
8:15 he is a comedy man
I feel bad for Ulrika (the 1998 presenter) the Dutch lady said she represented her country "a long time ago" and then Ulrika said "a long time ago, was it?" not rudely but just repeating. Also in the Swedish vote after he said Iceland he said "its true." Next year their song was Is It True? #ILLUMINATICONFIRMED
The last guy is a Swedish comedian called Björn Gustaffson (think I might've misspelled his last name and I don't feel like looking it up just to correct it)
funny when the host forgot Ireland and was about to conclude the show, and she remembered and when she asked the irish can we get the votes from Ireland and his reply was so funny "I thought we where going to be left out" ;)))
I bet it was 69 69 69
+JP Brown HAHA I CAN'T BEILIVE HE SAYED THAT..
The swedish guy was a little... um... slow xD
Thank you very much Novi Sad, dobre veće and good night! WIN!
"I'm sorry, Croatia 6 points austria 5 points"
"We have to start from the beginning"
"Okay I'm so sorry"
Terry Wogan - "That's okay, you're fired."
LAD
XD
-Hello Yugoslavia, your votes please
-I don't have it
-aha thank you very much XD
I replayed the first one for about 10 times is so funny
Wogan on good form..." You're fired!"
"I bet it's 69 69 69" I'm done
Good evening Yugoslavia, can I have your votes please? - I Don't have it
Haha, that was so good! :D
LOL "God Night London...no...Good evening"..."Good morning Luxembourg" LOL
*A big hello from Sarajevo*
@manzacom
In 1975 the scoreboard fails to show the 3 points awarded to Turkey and the host keeps on saying "Can we get 3 points on the Turkey?" and the spokesperson starts to laugh (maybe cause of the 2 meanings of Turkey)
In 1998 the Dutch lady says she feels for the participants cause she took part too (in 1965) then Ulrika says "A long time ago was it?" which made the audience laugh cause it sounded kinda rude. :)
Well it can' be all about blocks today. Block voting certainly occurs, partly due to neighbouring countries having similar musical tastes and often also sharing the same music industry. But if voting was only about neighbours and blocks, the results would be nearly the same every year. Also this year Sweden recieved 12 points from countries like Spain, and they are not excactly neighbours.
Yugoslavia lost it's votes)
08:12 Bo-bo-bob-ossssNia and Geehezehovina))))
a yes, i totally LOVED the presenter from Norway in 1996. i think she was the best from the ones i can remember. i think she have had a funny moment with the turkish guy too :DD. I LOVED her, so talented :)))
1979 is funny haha!
"well, vienna, what are you doing here?"......
Germany was leading the vote at the 1981 contest; every jury had given 10 or 12 points to the German song...the audience was clearly surprised that the Austrian jury gave only one point to what was without any doubt the only true good song of the year!
The first one look soo ancient! Loove it!
7:47 Is the best. Björn Gustavsson from sweden!
I miss terry, Eurovision isn't the same without him.
@roda2703
Actually the german speaker in the background says "so, we usually receive the highest points from Spain and the lowest from Norway and... Austria. So here are the results of the Austrian jury:" "Germany, 1 point"
I watched that swede live, and was cracking up as hell. Im from Norway :P
Well, the votes are already in. The ceremony of the votes are just for the audience (to make it a big exciting show). Sometimes they have to speed up because of the "schedule- television times" for some other countries. So far as lack of respect, i don't think so. Lack of tension maybe...
Oh yes I realised it later :( Also Belén of Spain from the same year! I'll upload the video after the contest and put them in! Hopefully we'll have some fun this year too! :)
Thank you @mb731 !
5:15 "That's okay. You're fired!" xD
That swedish guy at 8:00 is actually a comedian and that is why he is doing that hahahaha
2013 - Lenas Fail
The first moment is the BEST!!!
1981-Good evening Yugoslavia, can I have your votes please?
Rude and nervous: I don't have it! Hahaha
What do you think, were there any funny moments during this year's voting that worth including in the video? :)
When the Dutch person was saying she was in Eurovision in the past, Ulrika replied, "A long time ago, was it?" in a what seemed sarcastic tone.
I wish you had put up the part in the 1981 voting where when ireland was supposed to get 10 points, they were given 310 points. I havn't seen it, just heard about it!
Damn, that moment with the Czech spokesperson could have been very dangerous. :D
the dutch guy in 2006 is Paul de Leeuw. He is a comedian and a very good one!
@actiongirlbarbieman
if someone didn't know,a woman who didn't have the results we can see her from 2:45 as a presenter of eurovision 1990 :DD
God bless Terry Wogan, RIP
these are the moments that should be on it'll be alright on the night.
The dutch guy was Paul de Leeuw; His jokes seem harsh and rude, but it just came over wrong because any one who sees his tv shows adores his kind of humour. He is a great human being. It''s a kind of men that judges no one, and love every one.
He's hilarious
***** dont be fucking ryde with dutch people!!!! U stupid ratcist !!!!!!!
OMG, this is the funniest video I've ever watched.
Also, Wogan just MAKES this.
One big big Hello from Sarajevo! :D
Last night something very similar happened when Germany had to communicate its vote! ahahah
One big big big hello from Sarajevo
Yeah! That was my favourite too! I laughed so much my stomach was hurting! X'D
OMG, the swedish guy was funny..
I'm glad to hear that he was only joking.. I thought he was stupid :)
@carligo actually the funny part is that the stupid blond hostess said "Dobriy vecher/good night", as if she was translating. Actually dobriy vecher means good evening (and you say it while saying hello to some1, not when saying goodbye)
Hahaha love Björn Gustavsson at the end! so funny!
Why did people burst out laughing when Austria voted Germany one point, is it just because the Austrians and Germans were considered close countries.
Because they always give 12 to each other. Check who Austria received 12 points from over the years and you'll see Germany all the time.
Bremen Boy Darby no you won't.... we hardly ever give each other any points and that's the joke in this clip ;)
germany was winning this day and got high points from most countries....but of course austria gave only one ridiculous point... ;)
I'm also austrian and we're usually saying:
"An Austrian who is for the Germans, isn't a real Austrian"
--(And sorry for my bad english lol)
+Jürgen Heinrich (MyDaumenHoch) He? Meinst du etwa ein Österreicher der für Deutschland ist kein richtiger Österreicher, hoffe ich hab's falsch verstanden, wenn du das meinst dann bist du richtig rassistisch ;)
+Chinchilla xD ich meine ihr
oh god, the last guy must have been have held at gunpoint.
In one of the clips, i think the man says ' Oslo are you there? ' and that is proceeded by 'Hello this is Vienna calling.' and he reply's with ' Vienna what are you doing here? '
Björn gustafsson är legend.
Good evening Yugoslavia, could i have your votes please
Yugoslavia: I don't have it *hangs up*
@roda2703
True that. But I think they knew not to expect as many points as from the other countries. And the band's "hmmmph" like faces seem to reflect it too :-)
Last one was my favourite. Funny!
lol, the bosnian girl - she even said hello again
terry wogan was such a lad, graham norton doesn't come close.
holy shit the last guy had my all cringed up
I think he was being awkward purposely.
I'm having trouble finding the first joke. Can you help me with that? (the Oslo - Vienna thing).
Here I go.. bye. his name is Peter Poles :D
greeting from Slovenia
@Nutzername92a "Ok you're fired" lol :D
"a long time a go was it??" hahaha
Folks really should vote more often!
lmao @ the last one [Björn Gustafsson] , I love him x)
(yeah i'm swedish)
@Christiannoula :
Because Germany won the ESC in 1982. But they only got 1 point from Austria, although Austria is a German-speaking country. So, everybody thought that Germany will get 12 points from them.
LOl I think that last Swedish guy was stoned man !
Austria was giving only 1 point to Germany while the vast majority of countries gave Germany 8, 10 or 12.
''I know you are anxiously awaiting them so here I go.....bye.''
the last one was funny as hell