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- Four close man friends gather around to discusss Andrew's assassination.
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Timestamps:
00:12:04 - Food Poisoning
00:17:07 - ShipStation Ad
00:20:02 - Assasination Plot
00:23:32 - Sickness and Pain
00:40:18 - MeUndies Ad
00:44:08 - Hot Stuff and Pompeii
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We've come full circle.
Jackson left the podcast
Andrew got assasinated
Charlie got cancelled
Kaya retired
I'm so proud of this community
I'm waiting for WWIII to spark because of the assassination of Archduke Andrew (Last name).
"Left the podcast" is the term that their lawyers told them to use after Jackson didn't unbuckle his seatbelt in time and reached terminal velocity as he flew directly into the syndey opera house and was vaporized on impact
Now that Kaya has retired can we finally get him a psychiatric evaluation?
100th like for 100% not clickbait title not clickbait (insane sex hot girls)
@@gen2mediainc.577 Are you quoting a pornhub comment or something
I swear Andrew's face moves when i'm not paying attention
I think his part is slowed down by 100 or so percent.
So it moves, but very slowly.
literally
I bet its some unresearched optical illusion where your brain automatically fills in the 4th square with information from the other 3
@@leomadero562 close. the human brains likes to warp reality a small amount to make things more realistic… if that makes any sense. our brains are not used to seeing a completely frozen face for any amount of extended time, so it tries to “auto correct”. hope this helped
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Andrew seems like the happiest guy in the world he won't stop smiling!
Damn, that's so underrated.
*At the end of 2020, charlie should rank every month.*
*mom said if I can reach a thousand subscribers by the end of the year, she'll buy me a brand new pc with 21k support*
@@golddigginboi2187 your name fits u well
@@golddigginboi2187 no she didnt
hehe ur so funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪😜😜🤪😂😂😂🤪😂😜
@@golddigginboi2187 dont worry bro i got u
sike
Man its incredible how Andrew didn't break a smirk let alone blink throughout the episode
..
@R Kelly, its a joke man
He's been training to be a street statue
He s cosplaying drax from guardian of the galaxy
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The title is actually quite fitting, as I believe Andrew is the most likely host to be assassinated for various reasons.
@@georgewashington8097 I give your comment an 8.5/10
i give this comment a 9.8/10. It fucking sucks.
My money is on Kaya being the first to be assassinated.
@@georgewashington8097 I give your comment a 4.5
Are you planning something by chance?
bro andrew is making himself an easy target by staying still for such an extended period of time
Thank you the most likes I got before this was 7 lol thanks so much
LOL you think that is the real Andrew? That is just a body double getting fed lines through a secure com link!
Its just a solid frame, mans cam froze off rip for the podcast lmaoo
This was original enough that I'll like this comment great job
My favorite is wen jackson sits still
@@garfieldlee4709 who's gonna tell him
I love how Andrew shows his amazing ventriloquist skills throughout the whole podcast.
Very original, were the 12 clicks worth it?
Jackson was on fire this episode, hilarious. Everybody seems to be on point even Andrew with the intentional food poisoning.
Jackson was on fire this episode, hilarious. Everybody seems to be on point even Andrew with the intentional food poisoning.
This is a nice discussion but I want to know what all their last meals would be if they were to expire tomorrow.
You
Charlie's last meal would be fleshlights and Yu-Gi-Oh cards
@@malakai960 lol nice
Are you the new Justin Y.
I feel like this was a topic they discussed in an older episode tbh
Hey Charlie, just letting you know you should add a 0:00:00 on the timestamps so the Timestamp feature works :)
@Capree San do you have apple
@@cyclitimb3336 I use apple and it works for me
works for me
@@cyclitimb3336 I don't use apple and it works for me
@@d0gtree14 I have android and it doesn't. Guess I have to buy a new phone now
From the title before watching I can either determine:
- The boys just slay Andrew in cold blood right in front of us.
- The many factory workers Andrew has exposed finally get his address and get their revenge.
*mom said, if I can reach 1000 subscribers by the end of the year, she'll buy me a PC with 35k support*
@@golddigginboi2187 no
@@golddigginboi2187 Accurate name
**Anything remotely close to comedy**
Kaya: _[smug evil laugh]_
This is great, normally Jackson is the one getting assassinated and missing episodes, but the writers decided to shake it up a bit for this episode!
Jackson's story about the most pain he's ever been in gave me one of the hardest laughs I've had in a while. I'm surprised I didn't shit myself like he did
Same. Saying he shit his pants is literally one of the last things I would’ve thought of.
Charlie: "I have to go lie down or call an ambulance" Kaya: "Dude, you're playing mid, you can't go right now."
This is how they roll in Turkey, your home getting bombed but you still stick around for the Raid Boss.
Will officer Greg catch Andrew's murderer?
yes, his spider sense will kick in
FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF....THE OFFICIAL PODCAST
No... but Officer Furgal will! He only uses 1% of his power level and he already surpassed Frieza in the Arc he was introduced in.
Nobody talking about the camera tracking kaya's head.
This bugs me
He just got some homeless man to be his cameraman
It happened just as I read this holy shit
Vulcanos do have great nutrition, for plants and agriculture. That's why people live/build next to them.
Couldn't think of something to comment so here's a pancake recipe: STEP 1
Put 100g plain flour, 2 large eggs, 300ml milk, 1 tbsp sunflower or vegetable oil and a pinch of salt into a bowl or large jug, then whisk to a smooth batter.
STEP 2
Set aside for 30 mins to rest if you have time, or start cooking straight away.
STEP 3
Set a medium frying pan or crêpe pan over a medium heat and carefully wipe it with some oiled kitchen paper.
STEP 4
When hot, cook your pancakes for 1 min on each side until golden, keeping them warm in a low oven as you go.
STEP 5
Serve with lemon wedges and caster sugar, or your favourite filling. Once cold, you can layer the pancakes between baking parchment, then wrap in cling film and freeze for up to 2 months.
I’ll try this
Thank you, kind sir.
Thank u for not saying first ur a good one
Thanks
It's driving me crazy that Jackson's monitor, in the background, for half of the time, alignes with his head and it looks like he's having cat ears.
Jackson and Kaya got the sexy lighting going on.
Andrews ventriloquism skills on full display this episode
May Andrew Rest In Peace, truly a tragedy.
when you’re so early justin y hasn’t said something stupid about jesus-charlie yet
Yes
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@SwordSlice311 i think he's just a hobo
SwordSlice311
it’s sadder because he’s an actual human :(
Man, I liked his older comments, now he might just steal one, repeat the same thing, or just praise CZcamsrs like gods, which I'm sure people find uncomfortable
13:30 the moment i realized andrew's cam was frozen
Whos tryna kill our bee King, they'll catch these hands.
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@@golddigginboi2187 no
Fax I'm shootin fade with any nigga tryna hurt our king bees hugg. And if they want that pistol play I'm wit that too
@@georgewashington8097 i give your comment a 0/10
The fools don't even know how to spin the Honey!
can the next podcast be mark and ethan talking about unus annus
I second
I think they covered everything in their recent videos, unus annus is over
Also markimoo doesn't want to come on the podcast, charlie supposedly asked him many times before
I honestly can’t tell if they are using a sound board for Andrew or if Andrew just doesn’t have his cam recording for this episode.
Ur last ep is what got me hooked on these! Congrats!
I've had cancer twice and the second time was definitely the sickest I've ever been. And the worst pain I ever experienced was me getting a spinal tap without anesthesia
I mean Charlie, I would pay to clean your fridge
I'm paying more.
Hey Crit. I was just wondering if one day you could show the specs of your PC. I've always been curious as to what the grease master games on.
It's a bible that he's hooked up to a monitor
I was listening to this episode on spotify, i was at the grocery store buying butter when jackson told his most painful story, i laugh so hard i think the cashier was about to call 911
For someone who has food poisoning Andrew sure does know how to keep a smile throughout this episode.
Andrew is just not moving. Should we be concerned?
I’m right here dawg
@@andrewvanhellstring6672 i hope you're moving
@@galhals I am! At least I think so...
He's just built differently
I’m glad you’ve started uploading these
you guys have always been my favorite podcast, and I can’t wait for next Thursday!
these are now the best podcast on youtube. you guys take the crown for right now
The podcast is awesome dude, im enjoying it!
"About time!" - Resident Andrew Hater
I love you Andrew 👍🏾💯
Jackson: I don’t defend things.
Jackson: DINOSAURS!!!!!
i was digging a whole in my garden and found a gold coin so i wanted to go straight to my wife and tell her, but then i remembered why i was digging in my garden in the first place.
33:22 Matt recovered easily since he actually swallowed it somewhat quickly meaning that the capsaicin in his mouth didnt completely blend in before being ingested. Charlie however left it in his mouth for him to feel the entirety of the skolval level with possibly most of the capsaicin.
I feel Charlie, i had alchohol poisoning around that age too and i was sent to the hospital from work the next day after an all night bender and was there all day.
This podcast is my good luck charm, finally beat a boss after like 20 tries
Bruh I almost chocked
I've never been this early for a vid!! I'm exited to see whats in store for this one!
I've been to the hospital like 4 times for alcohol withdrawals and each time they gave me a different treatment. One time when I was a really bad they even gave me ketamine.
Much Love Kaya & Everybody Reading
It took me way to long to realise Andrew was a still picture
Guys, the soil near volcanoes is very fertile, it's why people built settlements close to volcanoes.
Y'all talking about eating lava, well I don't mean to brag but I've had a hot chocolate from McDonald's right after it was brewed, so lava ain't shit after that.
Why is kaya’s camera constantly moving ?
Its tracking his head
Jackson be living inside a pc build
I don't know why people liked Andrew last episode more than usual because he's the best I always love seeing him on the podcast
This Podcast is what motivates me to make it the end of the week.
Dude, today I had a horrible day, like the worst day ever, watching this podcast made me forget why it was so bad, such a funny group
@@lucasescobar3673 felt you there man, nothing beats coming home to the official Podcast.
We need Steve O in the Podcast. I think everyone would agree.
Too dumb for how formal and polite Steve-O is
Kudos for Andrew for staying perfectly still for the entire episode!
Has anybody else noticed that kaya’s webcam follows/ tracks with his face?
Thats actually kinda cool, His face is never out of frame
@@xGhostt I agree, I was just confused for a bit until I looked only at kaya’s video
@@tendoctorhoo4851 same I only noticed it tracks him after I read your comment and actually focused on his webcam
Oh baby
Congratulations on winning the Gentai show
26:10 jackson with the sass lol
Dang the intro is sick
0:00 the music do be hitting doe 🔥
49:43 Charlie gets up to take a mean shit and doesn't tell the group
Love your content
i totally relate to kayas pepper pain. i ate an entire scorpion pepper to impress my gf at the time, and spent the rest of the night curled up with an agonizing stomach pain. And every 15 minutes or so i would go sit on the toilet and try to shit but nothing happens even though it feels like you need to.
Also I was at her house
YOOOOO NEW PODCAST LETS GOOOOOOOOOO
That jesus looking guy kinda looks like the grease dude from among us complations
i can't tell but i hope your being sarcastic
Sounds like something Justin Y. Would say
Nah he kinda looks like that guy in hunger games Charles white
Hi Charlie.
Can you see the balloon knot brown blossoming from yonder g string?
Kaya’s sweating so much because of the artery-clogging amounts of nicotine in his blood
I love this intro song so much
A+ that spirit pun was top-notch!
awesome keep doing this
Just wanted to say how much I love that intro theme
You should get Larry Lawton on the podcast
When the drunk guy Charlie hugs hugs him back:
"WOOOOO! YEAH BABY!
36:36 damn. idk how andrew kept a straight face that whole time
26:40
jackson: what does alcohol do to your system? Does it pollute your blood?
14th century plague doctor: yes
For clarification however, alcohol is a CNS depressant, and it affects the body after entering the bloodstream and slowing down the function of the central nervous system, giving users a warming sensation; dulled senses and reaction time, which is bad; reduced inhibitions (reduced ability to stop yourself from doing things you want, which is generally something you wouldn't do). The breakdown of alcohol occurs in the liver, which is why alcoholics can often get liver diseases. The liver is not what makes you drunk when you drink this is the exact opposite.
Wow, Charlie talking about how he almost died and Andrew is just sitting there smirking at him, no wonder hes the target of a Chinese gov assassination
“You won’t get any history from bringing back dinosaurs.”😂 so little is known about them that we don’t know for sure what they even looked like!
The intro is so catchy
Jackson, the area around volcanoes are super fertile thats why people build around them
Shergen bergen
Lima doops?
Damn, Andrew really hit us with the telepathic communication today.
Last time I was this early, Charlie still had short hair
Hey, you ever heard of the movie Pirates Of The Carribean 5: Dead Men Tell No Tales? in the movie Pirates Of The Carribean 5: Dead Men Tell No Tales, there's a character named Jack Sparrow in Pirates Of The Carribean 5: Dead Men Tell No Tales, who during the course of Pirates Of The Carribean 5: Dead Men Tell No Tales does many feats of cleverness and strength in the movie Pirates Of The Carribean 5: Dead Men Tell No Tales.
damn Jackson really do be looking like he has cat ears
Dude that's been bothering me since ever
bro wtf does kaya have a camera that follows him as he moves
also the monitor behind jackson makes it look like he has cat ears
Watching this in 2023 and then remembering Kaya not being able to shit and having to go to hospital. Fucking gold!
Belle Delphine could sell you your own shit and call it gamer girl shit and make millions.
@@georgewashington8097 Bad rating. It wasn't funny.
@@illestvillain1971 ok
@@illestvillain1971 ok
Hey
I have dreams of school too but I realize I graduated last year and I just walk out and drive home
I have those, but I graduated over a decade ago.
@@Catzbe lmao hell yeah fuck em, just got my yearbook and they made 3 typos in my section alone lmao and 2 of em were my name 😂
i thought this was like some side channel reposting his podcast but then i realized im just stupid early. This is new to me.
This was a great episode
37:05 Kayda smile
In case you were wondering, at least in Hawaii, people live near voclanoes because it's EXTREMELY cheap to live there.... because there's a volcano right next door lol.
Also destruction of your home by volcano isn't covered by insurance there. It's basically the risk you take for living in a very cheap area, but the risk of your home being completely decimated by a volcano.
The plus side of volcanoes in Hawaii is that it doesn't erupt like your movie-esque explosion. Hawaii volcanoes erupt differently with mostly magma, so there's no huge BOOM EXPLOSIONS but rather a slow, steady and long magma flow. So at least you can outrun it lol.
Souce or whatever, I was born/raised in Hawaii.
Much love Charlie !!!
Volcanoes tend to have very fertile land nearby which is why humans settle by them.
People build near volcanos because the soil is very fertile and it's a good place to grow crops.