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  • I Ran a Hospital Where People Inevitably Die - Triage
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Komentáře • 1K

  • @cactuscravings7090
    @cactuscravings7090 Před 4 lety +1795

    "She can't testify against me if she can't come to court."
    -Gray

  • @SamDragontear
    @SamDragontear Před 4 lety +1462

    "Bashed his head against a wall after dealing with customers." Can relate.

    • @bluebeka2458
      @bluebeka2458 Před 4 lety +36

      An other victim of the Karens. They are moving too fast!

    • @jaanikaapa6925
      @jaanikaapa6925 Před 4 lety +16

      Me too. I've had one of the greatest Karens ever. A product was mispackaged in another country. In my country I singlehandedly ruined the rest of the lives of 14 orphan children. At least it was email and not a phone call.

    • @Slayer83629
      @Slayer83629 Před 4 lety +5

      Who can’t relate

    • @SamDragontear
      @SamDragontear Před 4 lety +5

      @@Slayer83629 Anyone who's never worked retail and/or customer service.

    • @misakamikoto8785
      @misakamikoto8785 Před 4 lety +3

      The customer is probably Grey

  • @topaz9295
    @topaz9295 Před 4 lety +1922

    “Something stuck somewhere” when being kinky goes too far.

    • @mas7rreaper126
      @mas7rreaper126 Před 4 lety +17

      Something stuck somewhere doesn’t sound bad

    • @iamthehype3684
      @iamthehype3684 Před 4 lety +77

      @@mas7rreaper126 but with the "buzzing sound" it is pretty obvious.

    • @whitewolf617
      @whitewolf617 Před 4 lety +56

      @@mas7rreaper126 Definitely realistic...but the developer could have had more fun. In high school, I remember an upperclassman telling me 2 guys arrived at a hospital her mom worked at one day...stuck together... You might say, why would I put my mind in the gutter with just that? Or why would I make a benign story perverse? That initial statement, it was followed with...they were trying out a new toy and had arrived with only a sheet around them.

    • @nataliegill4656
      @nataliegill4656 Před 4 lety +30

      Topaz Malcolm ever heard of, “Sex sent me to the ER” 😂

    • @topaz9295
      @topaz9295 Před 4 lety +5

      Natalie Gill lol heard of it, never got around to watching it.

  • @Docwilson91
    @Docwilson91 Před 4 lety +516

    Now this is the Gray’s Anatomy I would watch.

  • @justafan318
    @justafan318 Před 4 lety +1251

    nobody:
    hip mcgee: I fell down an escalator for two hours.

    • @lucasdoherty9601
      @lucasdoherty9601 Před 4 lety +30

      Gray: more deaths dammit

    • @Ryan_Mythic
      @Ryan_Mythic Před 4 lety +20

      Loki has joined the chat, IVE BEEN FALLING..FOR 30 MINUTES

    • @Lexropex
      @Lexropex Před 4 lety +4

      300th like

    • @itsfunnehfan4230
      @itsfunnehfan4230 Před 4 lety +2

      Frisk: HEY I FELL DOWN A HOLE FOR 8 HOURS

    • @TeeV479
      @TeeV479 Před 3 lety

      @@itsfunnehfan4230 more like 2 seconds

  • @Tahkaullus01
    @Tahkaullus01 Před 4 lety +790

    "A Hospital Where People Inevitably Die"... so, a hospital.

    • @bluebeka2458
      @bluebeka2458 Před 4 lety +7

      But under Gray's manager! Dubble the death dubble the suferince! 😅

    • @bamagaming3007
      @bamagaming3007 Před 4 lety +3

      Well a hospital people aren’t gonna walk out of pretty much.....

    • @silth7904
      @silth7904 Před 4 lety +6

      American healthcare at its best.

    • @isaiahf-d846
      @isaiahf-d846 Před 4 lety +3

      Gray is really after that record 300% mortality rate

    • @sarahlambert9922
      @sarahlambert9922 Před 4 lety +1

      Yes

  • @Lemthepoetofficial
    @Lemthepoetofficial Před 4 lety +829

    This channel’s name should have been:
    “GrayStillKills”

    • @AlvinAnakMudaGameandfun
      @AlvinAnakMudaGameandfun Před 4 lety +61

      Here There Everywhere sometimes, it was called "GrayStillSlays"

    • @carrierafalski4145
      @carrierafalski4145 Před 4 lety +11

      @@AlvinAnakMudaGameandfun yup... I remember when that was a thing...

    • @cyansy
      @cyansy Před 4 lety +5

      ...... grey or gray

    • @AlvinAnakMudaGameandfun
      @AlvinAnakMudaGameandfun Před 4 lety +4

      Cyan C both are fine but, Gray writes his name with "Gray" so let's use that and respect him

    • @noahregnhammare
      @noahregnhammare Před 4 lety +2

      Discord Awsome no, gray does not rhyme with plays beacuse there is a S in playS

  • @kiirganara675
    @kiirganara675 Před 4 lety +573

    "inevitably"
    yeah, that's gray

  • @EmilyB-px6vy
    @EmilyB-px6vy Před 4 lety +332

    "Emily, you're worth $900; you get a doctor."
    Thanks, Gray. 👌

  • @naomi-qd2mu
    @naomi-qd2mu Před 4 lety +375

    death: after a long day at work, I can finally relax
    gray: yo
    death: GODDAMIT

    • @herewhy5847
      @herewhy5847 Před 4 lety +5

      a decent person nah he can’t he always have a tantrum when gray plays a new game...

    • @AlvinAnakMudaGameandfun
      @AlvinAnakMudaGameandfun Před 4 lety +5

      a decent person isn't Gray supposed to take his place soon?

    • @misakamikoto8785
      @misakamikoto8785 Před 4 lety +9

      Death: More death list checking dammit.

  • @sebastianortega1938
    @sebastianortega1938 Před 4 lety +63

    "I don't really feel like I treated any life-threatening injuries, I felt like I was treating bad parenting".
    ~GrayStillPlays, ca. 2019
    ER in a nutshell.

  • @plasmaticlmao
    @plasmaticlmao Před 4 lety +429

    Nobody:
    Gray:death is..inevitable

  • @brinonymousredacted3809
    @brinonymousredacted3809 Před 4 lety +119

    Sometimes I wonder if gray just has a little demon that wanders around his house eating his food and giving him video games .

  • @bobbobby344
    @bobbobby344 Před 4 lety +230

    “Take him to the emergency room immediately!”
    “But why? He looks fi-“
    “This one is still alive!”

    • @lordsuvrowwwyall7425
      @lordsuvrowwwyall7425 Před 4 lety +1

      What is a energy room?

    • @sk3l387
      @sk3l387 Před 4 lety +1

      energy? do you mean emergency?

    • @bobbobby344
      @bobbobby344 Před 4 lety +4

      Oh crap I did say energy welp time to change that but I guess you could make an energy room for electrocution

  • @mikarivera8992
    @mikarivera8992 Před 4 lety +33

    “She ate more ramen than any human ever should”
    I ate nothing but one pack of ramen for 2 years straight and didn’t have an issue until the running pacer test made it apparent that I was so dehydrated from it

    • @ghost_cities
      @ghost_cities Před 4 lety +3

      yikes dude. One ramen packet for the entire 2 years. I’m surprised you didn’t starve.

  • @stylesmilky1009
    @stylesmilky1009 Před 4 lety +2121

    Person: Lets go to hospital
    Hospital: It's run by Grey
    Person: I actually let the flesh eating bug eat me instead.
    Thanks for the 1.5 k likes.

  • @glennmorganfan9411
    @glennmorganfan9411 Před 4 lety +66

    “Something stuck somewhere”
    Graystillplays giving new meaning to the phrase "Butt Dialing"

    • @robinchesterfield42
      @robinchesterfield42 Před 4 lety +5

      There was literally a story years ago about a guy who had a cellphone stuck up there in an attempt to sneak it into prison...and then suddenly everybody heard a MUFFLED RINGTONE. He _didn't turn it off_ first!! XD
      The _reverse_ butt-dial, dear audience. (bows)

  • @onthefritz5349
    @onthefritz5349 Před 4 lety +74

    CZcams: uploaded 12 seconds ago
    Me: *s p e e d*

  • @spookyboi7902
    @spookyboi7902 Před 4 lety +94

    Gray: “Ella Minnowpee”
    Me: L M N O P
    🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @Emurensis
    @Emurensis Před 4 lety +24

    "The only game where people go to the hospital because they've got cellphones stuck up their anus" Gray, Hun, as a med student LET ME TELL YOU that is what is called an average day at work

  • @CrraVideos
    @CrraVideos Před 4 lety +59

    " Inevitably".In Gray world's, That's sound like "He fall and accidentally stab himself 56 times"

  • @r1zzy_113
    @r1zzy_113 Před 4 lety +30

    “Everyone’s life is worth a certain amount of money.”
    Gray 2019

    • @krystaliafyre
      @krystaliafyre Před 4 lety

      True. Some people *cough cough * jeremy corbyn *cough cough * are worth nothing.

    • @r1zzy_113
      @r1zzy_113 Před 4 lety

      Krystal Fyre and some people *cough cough* Anyone but Jeremy corbyn *cough cough* are worth a lot.

    • @rr-cf8nv
      @rr-cf8nv Před 4 lety

      this floor here is made out of floor

  • @PixxelLP
    @PixxelLP Před 4 lety +214

    "I used 5 doses of morphine on someone and they ended up dying."
    - oops.

    • @AlvinAnakMudaGameandfun
      @AlvinAnakMudaGameandfun Před 4 lety +1

      AHuntersPixxel turns out morphine isn't that mighty after all

    • @redknight4
      @redknight4 Před 4 lety +1

      that's an o.d. for you

    • @Engardian
      @Engardian Před 4 lety

      Come to think of it, I wonder if those two things were related.

  • @Kitsune10060
    @Kitsune10060 Před 4 lety +19

    Graystillplays: the only chanle that treats a death toll like a highscore

  • @Julier101
    @Julier101 Před 4 lety +42

    Ah yes everyone is bound to die
    Seems legit

  • @floris4972
    @floris4972 Před 4 lety +23

    6:10
    "why is this in quotations?"
    *Looks up at picture*
    "oh. Is see why"
    Amazing

  • @nu-punkrants1551
    @nu-punkrants1551 Před 4 lety +13

    I'm a simple man.
    I see Graystillplays bringing sadness, I click

  • @hisade
    @hisade Před 4 lety +5

    " I can take you pain away just give me your soul. "
    this made my day.

  • @victoriaava3557
    @victoriaava3557 Před 4 lety +16

    Gray: “This hospital is being run in exactly the way I’d want it to be”
    Me: ...well I think I’ll pass on this hospital
    Also me: Who let him run this place?
    Alsoooo me: *strangely watches with amusement*

  • @minty_berry4656
    @minty_berry4656 Před 4 lety +6

    *_more graystillplays damnit_*

  • @jasper3706
    @jasper3706 Před 4 lety +8

    The art style of the second game looks like that one virgin vs Chad meme

  • @adrunkvendingmachine9266
    @adrunkvendingmachine9266 Před 4 lety +6

    "When she finally uses the bathroom she's going to be dropping an engine block out of her rectum." These words made my day,by that I mean I was laughing so hard I needed to use the restroom twice in two minutes.

  • @zealousend
    @zealousend Před 4 lety +19

    Ah yes being 3 minutes early, at this point my body can feel the chaotic energy in the universe increase when he uploads so I know when to check the channel

  • @jeriko_studios
    @jeriko_studios Před 4 lety +18

    Eyyyy! I've been watching this for a solid week waiting for the next one like a damn hawk

  • @jewelofthenight
    @jewelofthenight Před 4 lety +2

    Just wanna say thanks, Gray. I've been going through a lot of dark stuff for a very, very long time and your videos help me laugh and smile and give me something to look forward to each day. It's small, but it helps. Also you probably won't see this but just wanted to thank you either way.

  • @moniquecash
    @moniquecash Před 4 lety +15

    How did he not get Ella Minnowpea is LMNOP like the alphabet

  • @sajmongamerstone1990
    @sajmongamerstone1990 Před 4 lety +13

    No one:
    ABSOLUTELY NO SOUL:
    Gray: owns hospital
    EVERY LIVING THING IN UNIVERSE: GODDAMNIT
    Some (un)lucky patient: LET ME DIE

  • @luchomscyfy
    @luchomscyfy Před 4 lety +6

    "I killed 63 people today. It's a new record!"
    - GrayStillPlays, 2019

  • @GioBarreira
    @GioBarreira Před 4 lety +2

    Thanos - *_snaps_*
    Gray - why did people vanish?

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606

    Gray, people are mortal. Death is inevitable despite malpractice suits.

  • @nickb322
    @nickb322 Před 4 lety +6

    “While I would love to have everyone die”
    Yup sounds like the gray I know and love

  • @billybrown9541
    @billybrown9541 Před 4 lety +3

    The sad thing is this is how some hospitals operate in reality

  • @brycevo
    @brycevo Před 4 lety +2

    I actually got a malpractice insurance ad on this video. Great job, Gray

  • @blueberrylights9648
    @blueberrylights9648 Před 4 lety +4

    I already was like "Oh no, here we go again." And I hadn't even watched the video yet

  • @monochrome2330
    @monochrome2330 Před 4 lety +4

    love your vids, Gray, keep up the good work!

  • @georgewashington7384
    @georgewashington7384 Před 4 lety +14

    Yes!! I love it when his titles have “inevitably dies” in the title😆

  • @Alexza525
    @Alexza525 Před 4 lety

    I love that "alright" at the start of every video.

  • @blackqueen1600
    @blackqueen1600 Před 4 lety +2

    I love your videos it makes me happy every day.

  • @lazycook9565
    @lazycook9565 Před 4 lety +3

    What a miracle? Gray's early?

  • @emacherrokee
    @emacherrokee Před 4 lety +4

    I would definitely recommend you’re hospital to all my friends🤣

  • @daviddoughton5938
    @daviddoughton5938 Před 4 lety +2

    Her: my name is Abcde Xyz
    Me: imma call you Jennifer

  • @aishchandni9748
    @aishchandni9748 Před 4 lety +1

    Am i the only one who finds it very satisfying when Gray says “alright” at the beginning of the video

  • @jacksnyder7125
    @jacksnyder7125 Před 4 lety +3

    Love your videos grey! And question, do you like expensive beer down in Florida?

  • @wisdommapping9406
    @wisdommapping9406 Před 4 lety +3

    Gray: More cellphones up the rectum dammit
    Me: I have a smartphone
    Gray: Did I stutter?

  • @hollyblackstock1307
    @hollyblackstock1307 Před 3 lety +2

    6:56 You lost a lucky number of patients and kept an unlucky number of patients lol

  • @placnta
    @placnta Před 4 lety +2

    This video? Entertaining
    This meme? Dead
    Death? Inevitable
    Hotel? Trivago

  • @ninjax6276
    @ninjax6276 Před 4 lety +3

    Me: sees 2:45
    Also me: *do you mean mrflimflam from the flamingo you tube channel?*

  • @sliceofbread3829
    @sliceofbread3829 Před 4 lety +13

    He should never get a button that lets people *die*
    Every other game mechanic will not be shown, only death will come to those people

  • @xuminghao4300
    @xuminghao4300 Před 4 lety +2

    "More cellphones up the rectom dammit."

  • @tsbg550
    @tsbg550 Před 4 lety +2

    Is it just me or does Grey seem like the kind of guy who would walk up to a middle school and scream "SCREW YOU MILLENNIALS"

  • @Koblac
    @Koblac Před 4 lety +4

    No poll?
    You’ve let us down Gray.

    • @krystaliafyre
      @krystaliafyre Před 4 lety +1

      Do you hear that? That's the sound of everyone's hearts shattering and their eyes imploding AND exploring at the same time (I DON'T CARE IF SCIENCE OR PHYSICS DICTATES THAT IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. I SAY IT IS SO IT IS DAMMIT)

    • @lunavvakalendula5943
      @lunavvakalendula5943 Před 4 lety +2

      Hello did you guys notice that all the polls have the last answer as the most chosen?

    • @caca8367
      @caca8367 Před 4 lety +1

      Lunavva Kalendula that’s what I noticed to I was like are you guys doing this in purpose

  • @megagrips6470
    @megagrips6470 Před 4 lety +4

    I reckon that title is how god sees the world

  • @28nagkun
    @28nagkun Před 4 lety

    The level of chaotic energy in Gray's videos always amazes me

  • @gepardmic6003
    @gepardmic6003 Před 4 lety

    The best thing about Graystillplays are if you are felling, are non balanced, you mostly fall down relaxing for some reason seeing foe die in games. Just like Carmaggedon strange as it seem.

  • @E2gm
    @E2gm Před 4 lety +5

    I stubbed a toe once, then it filled with blood, toe nail fell off then my toe had a blood ritual on some stairs.

    • @rr-cf8nv
      @rr-cf8nv Před 4 lety

      we need a exorcist to my man’s house ASAP

  • @jonathanbanks2374
    @jonathanbanks2374 Před 4 lety +21

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    Not even God:
    Gray: Death is inevitable.

  • @zarnox3071
    @zarnox3071 Před 4 lety +1

    Imagine being named after five consecutive letters...
    Ella Minnoepea...

  • @maxwilliams2493
    @maxwilliams2493 Před 4 lety +2

    Gray I just wanted you to know that I’ve been going through hell recently and idk if you’ll se this but I look forward to seeing your videos at 530 every day. Keep doing what you’re doing, you’ve helped me laugh in the worst year of my life.

  • @harrydeegan4939
    @harrydeegan4939 Před 4 lety +8

    CZcams: Gray creates a hospital to watch people die
    Gray: there time has come
    Brits: still better than NHS

  • @desivelazquez7183
    @desivelazquez7183 Před 4 lety +5

    1st comment. Love how you torture souls... Maybe I watch this channel too much

  • @alexwarnecke8858
    @alexwarnecke8858 Před 3 lety

    Thank god I found this channel it makes me happier then I've been in a while

  • @satncandy9385
    @satncandy9385 Před 4 lety +1

    Gray has been my favourite youtuber since ever. I love that he's always keeping it fresh! Respect

  • @manofmaxico2596
    @manofmaxico2596 Před 4 lety +5

    First comment. This is america, where the rich live and the poor die of bubblegum.

  • @bikeshopseller8525
    @bikeshopseller8525 Před 4 lety +6

    Im really early so i want to say GRAY COMMIT NO HEART THEM

  • @canmynamebenothing8257
    @canmynamebenothing8257 Před 4 lety +2

    Clone spleens and plant cow plants they will eat the spleens

  • @ninaturovskiy5319
    @ninaturovskiy5319 Před 4 lety +2

    4:59 when you go to Starbucks and they misspell your name....

  • @poorman-trending
    @poorman-trending Před 4 lety +3

    Can you play some horror games, like BEWARE, so we can watch you CRAP YOUR PANTS..... ?

  • @sierragarcia3163
    @sierragarcia3163 Před 4 lety +3

    You laugh at the girl named Abcde in 5:07
    But I actually know a girl named Abcde and her last name starts with F.
    Its also pronounced Ab-Si-De

  • @caboose3721
    @caboose3721 Před 4 lety +1

    3:06 You don't hate to say it. You love to say it.

  • @Operational117
    @Operational117 Před 4 lety +7

    When you pronounced “Ella Minnowpea”, I just heard “LMNOP”.

  • @wellingtonharris7504
    @wellingtonharris7504 Před 4 lety +3

    First

  • @birdsnestfern5635
    @birdsnestfern5635 Před 3 lety +1

    Zack Lillon stubbed his toe really really hard, and it reminded me of when a teacher told us a story about when he was really little practicing soccer in his room. He kicked at a pretend ball and hit the leg of his bed so hard he broke his pinky toe, the doctor was surprised that he didn't take his toe clean off

  • @baturalpismetyildiz8769
    @baturalpismetyildiz8769 Před 4 lety +1

    *Gray runs a hospital*
    Me: geuss I'll die

  • @hollyw844
    @hollyw844 Před 4 lety +2

    “More cellphones up the rectum damn it” I don’t think I can afford anymore phones to put up there

  • @jordanhicks5131
    @jordanhicks5131 Před 4 lety +1

    "I KILLED 63 PEOPLE IN ONE DAY! ITS A NEW RECORD!!!!"
    Gonna save that sound clip for a rainy day when I'm bored and the cops need something to do

  • @bluesky-ip9sb
    @bluesky-ip9sb Před 4 lety

    That intro to the game gave me a heart atack

  • @Chisamayas
    @Chisamayas Před 4 lety

    I haven’t even finished watching the video yet but I know a heck lotta people are gonna die because it’s Gray

  • @maplemation1564
    @maplemation1564 Před 4 lety +1

    finally
    some good *fricking* hospital

  • @gordonmorgan3131
    @gordonmorgan3131 Před 4 lety +1

    4:03 as someone whos raised clumsy bumbling chickens all vying for my love and attention at once for a few years i can say one thing
    The talons hurt and can cut p deep.
    Most chicken scratches ive gotten were from hens launching to get into my arms only to lose balance and fall while desperately clinging to my flesh

  • @tyffaneelavely8087
    @tyffaneelavely8087 Před rokem

    Miss this! My favorite GrayStillPlays era... 2+ years ago lol. I come back to rewatch all his vids. The awesome indie and simulation game era. Epic times. Hilarious times. ;)

  • @SasukeUchiha-tu4ei
    @SasukeUchiha-tu4ei Před 3 lety +1

    "Ate more ramen than any human ever should"
    *Me and Naruto approve*

  • @skunko1871
    @skunko1871 Před 4 lety

    6:27 My uncle stubbed his toe on a metal door stopper (it was dark because he was sneaking back in the house, so he didn't see it). He hit it so hard that his little toe was at a right angle to his foot. My grandparents never got it fixed, it's still uncomfortably skew 30+ years later. I STILL USE THAT DOOR STOPPER.

  • @ex-navyspook
    @ex-navyspook Před 4 lety +1

    Definitely less depressing than "This War of Mine." Of course, it could be Gray's commentary.

  • @geogamr2493
    @geogamr2493 Před 4 lety

    3:30 I like the reference! I’m literally reading that book right now.

  • @34meninblack
    @34meninblack Před 4 lety +1

    Hey look new vid, great timing

  • @LouviniaGaming
    @LouviniaGaming Před 2 lety

    "I killed 63 people today it's a new record" Had me cracking

  • @laaiqahh1490
    @laaiqahh1490 Před 2 lety +1

    12:52 "I ONLY killed 47 people today"

  • @TwiggyCosine107
    @TwiggyCosine107 Před 4 lety +2

    Love these vids! Lol

  • @jaidora
    @jaidora Před 4 lety +1

    One of those patients had a missing arm and Grey didn’t give him a bed. I’m sure that alligator was waiting for him.

  • @tylerwright638
    @tylerwright638 Před 3 lety

    Me: *goes to hospital*
    Gray: "alright"
    Me: my time has come