Reacting to Videos Saved On My Phone With No Context
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- čas přidán 29. 07. 2019
- I found these videos on my phone... let's talk about them
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I saw a video on my recommended page titled "Videos Saved On My Phone With No Context" because I've saved a few gems on my phone in the past but realized a good portion of them are sex-related while filming this video so like oops
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“Siri, Call daddy”
“Which daddy? You have seven”
I SCREECHED
Gerard Iero same 😂😂 (also your name is the best😂)
Same.....let me get my army ass out ...yeet
my world it's green yes
OHOHOOoOH
@@myworlditsgreen1642 yeeessss
7:33 "I mean something was clapping but it wasn't hands"
I CHOKED
I love your username and profile pic
They probably choked too.
*AnD I oOp*
ARCANA STAN?
ASRAAAAA
“sO cAn YoU sHoW mE hOw YoU sQuIrT”
aiden t someone please tell me what that’s from??
@@piggy_queen0426 dude's name is noah centineo. It was essentially a leaked snapchat of the dude talking dirty. If you want to know more beyond that, google is your friend
Anna yep
@@ameisweirdx I'm gonna be real with you, I didn't have the..... emotional resilience to watch the whole thing
Oh god
Gorilla: “I would like to play with all these balls”
Me when I’m pretending to be straight
a lesbian mood
M O O D
I- I shouldn’t relate to this as much as I do-
M O O D
MOOD
When mac's voice dropped 10 octaves
that's tea actually
Stealing a joke:
He was so shocked he turned into a straight man
What did the end of the video say cuz heard the rest but squirt what?
Is that even possible-
@@bluenetty2752 sometimes when a woman orgasms she squirts
@@someonessidechannel1485 you could say he was 'scared straight'!
I'll exit the room now.
"why is there porn on my phone?!?!?" everyone when the porn they saved gets discovered by someone else
«It must be that time when i got that malware...»
💀
Once I found porn on my mom's phone no joke
Alexisasheep
Rest in Porn bro .
Ur a wizard Harry
*see your name*
No you are A Witcher you uncultured swine
Mac should call his subscribers his little macaroons
He SHOULD
You guys it is not pronounced macaROONS like in "raCOON" it is just ma-ca-ron don't pronounce the n at the end. Yea
sarcastic bitch What if Mac wants his subscribers to be a biscuit and not a desert 😤
Its spelled macarons, macaroons are gross ass coconut balls n they taste like shit
That's so fuckin cute tbh
Sitting next to my dad and the next thing I hear is "let's play with balls" really loudly.
Never watch Mac's videos around people
Oh no!!!! Hahahah
@@cicingel3473 yeah, I have to be alone to be able to watch his videos lol!
I WAS NEXT TO MY LITTLE BROTHER
I don't trust Mac so in order to watch his vids o have to wear headphones
"I would like to play with these balls"
Me, a lesbian: same
Allison Harris literally me when this happened
Allison Harris literally me
Allison Harris literally what I said
Hehehehehe lmao
Lmao
Nobody-
Not a single soul-
Random girl- that's the tea actually
i read this as it played
@@Spooky_spirit same HahahAhahahah
That’s the tea sis
okay but I DON'T KNOW okay wait that’s literally everything.
4:31 I LOVE KATYA OMG YESSS
"HAVE YOU EVER MET A WOMAN BEFORE JEFFREY?"
WHERE CAN I FIND THAT VIDEO OMG
I thought it was her I love that queen
YESSSSS
Fuck yes! Katya is the funniest bitch ever😂😂
yesss!!!!!!
Searches up something on Google
Google: 8:48
Me:
you know damn well what I searched
Menacing Oka this deserves more likes
@@soulz55 it really does
ok this is way to underrated lmao
GUFJGUGHFYVJFUHFUVUG IM CRYING
666 likes
Mac: idontwantthatone idontwantthatone idontwantthatone idontwantthatone idontwantthatone idontwantthatone idontwantthatone idontwantthatone idontwantthatone idontwantthatone idontwantthatone idontwantthatone idontwantthatone idontwantthatone
Eminem: non existent
Me: the new rap god?
wtf jungkoo 😂😂😂😂
Army!! 💜💜💜💜
Me when I play my music on shuffle
wtf jungkoo *omg I accidentally read it as idontwantthathoe😂😂*
@@riqny that to
No one:
Literally not a single soul:
Mac’s saved video: *LET’S PLAY WITH BALLSSSSSSS*
•Krystal Quiñones• considering how wac his editing is, he probably saved it for another *biTCH* sound effect 😂
" I so would" He says 😂😂😂
It had me *ballin'* ;) sorry, I'll go home
Hit or miss
I guess they never miss huh
{...}
{...}YOU PLAY WITH THEM BALLS LIKE ITS FIFA
@@yam7468 I'M DYING OML
4:36 my name is Jeffrey and hearing katya call me out like that grabbed my by the bussy and yanked me out of this universe and I'm not even mad.
But Jeffrey....have you ever met a woman before?
@@JohnDoe-tl4gm LeAve XD
panda_coffee animation that pfp tho
WHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Nobody:
Mac:oOp thAt's My nipPlE
lily s i read this as “nippie”
@@babygirlstoned6300 same 😂
Babygirl Stoned sameee
Me too
@@babygirlstoned6300 fr
I swear everytime I watch mac he is in a new apartment
Standard life for people living in LA. Thanks to Rent Control no one can afford to stay in the Same Apartment for long.
@@crt1848 You can thank California's Politicians and the people who elect them for that. The worst part, people there still haven't learned that lesson cause recently a Texting Tax was enacted there. I would have thought the emergence of the Bubonic Plague in LA would have been the wake up call.
Fenris Vermundr getting political in macs comments, love to see it
Yessss
same lmaoooo
me: mac is kinda being quiet at this part
me: *turns up volume*
macs video: *clapping noises and moans*
I actually didn't know what it was until i put my volume on max and heard some female moaning seductively..
I choked on my water.
wait what
Claire Kelly same
C o c k F U C K I N G d e s t r o y e r s
Christian Croft ...oh-
4:31 I M W H E E Z I N G
I K E E P O N R E P L A Y I N G I T
You need to watch unnhhh with trixie and katya she stars in it
“No intro, we’re just getting STRAIGHT into it.”
Excuse me?
No one:
Keanu Reeves:
Tap water:
Jojo siwa's hairline:
Not even god himself:
Not even the gay agenda:
Guys going trough puberty: 5:15
I'm scared to ask but like... Who is she? What is this?? I wanna be nosy.
End me Please.
Too much Gayness
What about Bob Ross?
yes
AAAAAA
Wait maybe while there’s 8 comments I can get the top one
G🏳️🌈a🌈 y
Well your my top so 👀
DO NOT READ MY NAME
@@ChaseDetrick ah ha ha ha that's gay
@@subscribersvideo-sl3hv aight peace
@@ChaseDetrick 😏
2:03 you look like you just got back to reality from a daydreaming in the middle of class and now the board is full of writing and your confused and just trying not to cry
I can relate to this too much
I was falling asleep in class, like nodding off to the point I almost fell out of my chair, my teacher stopped his lecture and called my ass out “hey somebody catch him.” The embarrassment kept me up for the rest class
9:55 I don't know how or why I laughed so hard at this part, I just did. This is how much my humor has deteriorated and now i am questioning my whole existence and non existence of my sanity.
mood
“I’m sore and I’m tired-
I’m SIRED-
Sooooorrrrrreeeeedid...?
...
...what-?”
CJ fanimates that was my fav part
I like sored cuz why the fuck not
Mood
Its 👏🏿Christmas. 👏🏿 A 👏🏿 day 👏🏿of👏🏿 rest. 👏🏿But 👏🏿not 👏🏿for 👏🏿mEeEeEe👏🏿
CHRISTMAS IN JULY?! Noone? Ight.
Yassss
@@isaacthicccheeks3785 idfk if I'm correct but apparently Jesus was born in July IF IM WRONG DONT ATTACK ME jJhahsjsksmJJajj
Oh Jesus
😂😂😂😂😂
That one video of the woman saying "have you ever met a woman, Jeffrey?" that's a drag queen named Katya!!! and shes awesome!! she has this web series with another drag queen named Trixie Mattel
Excuse me Babara that is a biological woman
@@kodypaterson9253 fuck yesss
@@audreyd.924 UNHhhhhhhhhhh
Oh honneyyyy
Around 8:30 The “UNACCEPTABLE” after the moaning had me DEAD 💀
FR
Technoblade pfp is yes
Especially his head sway along with it 🤣
“WHY is there porn on my phone?”
Me: *not surprised*
Lovatic Here me too mac, me too
“I mean, something was clapping but it wasn’t hands” 🥴😂😂
I couldn’t breathe 😂 I was dying
BTS ARMY *SAME😂😂😂*
The heck does that mean
Lmaooo😂
I see another army watching Mac 👀👀👀
4:40
Wow, Tana really went downhill after Tanacon and her fake marriage.
HDHSGHDRHFDTOKJGDTYH IM DYING RN
“What did we learn today kids?”
The innocents: Mac has patty cake on his phone!
Us: Yes...um. You’re not wrong🤷🏻♀️😂
I'm 13 and I know exactly what that means-
Jesus😂 N O
Oop- 😳 😂
I recommend not watching this wile eating...
"They were clapping but not with hands"
Me: *spits cereals* BRUH TFFF
while*
Am eating pizza rn, can confirm and it hurts when it gets stuck
@ChampOfPenguins thats even worse
I was eating pizza😲
**"something was clapping but it wasn't hands"
"Let's get straight into it."
Not on brand,bye.
Lmao
LFMAOOOO
"I wonder how I would be if I actually did crack"
😂 We should be scared for the day when you decide to actual buy some for click bait... Cause I would watch you getting high 😂😂😂
1:35 When you put the play list on shuffle
No one:
Mac: wHy Is ThErE pOrN oN mY pHoNe!??!
“Just got this new apartment.” YOU GET A NEW ONE EVERY VIDEO
WHY IS THIS SO TRUE I-
Cause of the Overwhelming Rent prices, and dumb Taxes where he lives. You can be Taxed for Texting where he lives.
@@fenrisvermundr2516 woooosh
@@featheredcoyote5187 thats not a wooosh, he understands the joke hes just giving context as to why
4:41 I’m not even joking just asking is that lele pons
I-
No
BR Uh 😂😂
Yes
im dying pls call 91lkafnvsd
@@lettucejuice7090 t h e u s e r n a m e i c a n t-
Him: I don’t want that one, I don’t want that one, I don’t want that one, I don’t want that one, I don’t want that one, I don’t want that one, I don’t want that one, I don’t want that one, I don’t want that one, I don’t want that one, I don’t want that one
Me: 🙆🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️🙆🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️🙆🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️🙆🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️
mac: *compares himself to a **_gorilla_*
mac: wait no that's racist
*recliner opens*
**silence**
mac: DEMONS AAAHHHHH
He was signing off and I thought it was safe to finally take a drink of my Coke...I misjudged Mac and apparently his chair demon's timing 😂😂😂
I started laughing the moment the recliner opened, and just did not stop, till well after the video ended.
I was reading this comment right as it happened xD
Dude he didn’t even “share like and suscribe, Mac”ed
4:42 😂😂 please tell me how I can get this video so I can use it
I sure do need it
Drizzyyy 2.0 i need it too😭😭😭
Same
Screen record it
czcams.com/video/-6ZwFFUk6jA/video.html here!
@@ALVjpg thank u so much i have been searching this shit for hours lmaooo
5:19
me: oh wtf is about to play?
ITS THE FUCCING NOAH VIDEOAJKS
What is it?
“Why am I recording things”
*is literally a CZcamsr*
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Mac: 'I wonder how I would be if I actually DID crack'
The same prolly
Mac²
I read that and then he said it lmao
4:52
*I THOUGHT THAT WAS LELE PONS*
It isn’t-?
8:27 omfg 😂😂😂 that freaking video was all over my timeline on twitter and I freaking remember I'm dead
"WHY is there porn on my phone"
LITERALLY the opposite of me lmao
You have anti-pornography on your phone
Literally exactly me
@@peepo9008 Jim Carrey: NOBODY CARES
@@ikkuhishikawa7982 :(
@@peepo9008 I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make you sad, I'm just sick of comments like these having a trillion replies of just "Literally me" or "Me😂"
Also don't watch pornography kids
Literally nobody
Demon:
Ima just take a seat real quick
666 like (sike I’m the demon bitch)
Mac-"I mean something was clapping but wasnt hands"
Me-Mommy how can someone make a clapping sound without his hand
Mom-ask your dad
Everytime I watch a Mac video, I am blown away by his ridiculously good comedy editing skills!
I KNOW BOTH OF US ARE GAY BUT MARRY ME
Edit: everyone who liked is now my husband/wife
Leilani Billups Lmao mood
dynamic Dylan # as I am as serious as an std
xD
He has a bf lol
dynamic Dylan # congrats on ur new wife
I can relate to the intro too much
Just me?
Ok
Hey Can Yall Dislike This Video & Leave A Rude Comment 🏳️🌈🙏🏽 czcams.com/video/I--rRfdoWEI/video.html
no but it was too much for me lol. scared my ass
I watch them everyday
Spooky Filmz Ent. Bitch what?
@@YoungAlienBoy Right away sir
We’re can I find the “have you seen a woman before Jeffery” video”
the woman in it is Yekatrina Petrovna Zamolodchikova, but your dad just calls her katyaaaaaa
Okay the end scared me so bad. I guess that demon really needed to hear the tea.
" I mean somethin' was clappin' , but IT AIN'T HANDS..."
ME: XD WTF
it was my fucking cheeks fam 😩👏
Rat Face thank you
IT WAS CHEEKS 😂
Noah: can I see u squirt
Mac: I can explain.........
Everyone: umm ok
I don't even under stand
Kawaii Cutie good
When I saw that I was like 😨😨😧😧 Mac! Me too 😂😂😂 we got the same clip
um what did the rest of the video say??? Like the part that he didnt shiw
I have that video saved lol
i died when he said “that wasn’t a clap in the background..i mean something was clapping but it wasn’t hands” LMAOO
We are in the same boat
Being a 12 year old female,who knows a lot more then she should sucks. I wanna be innocent again xD
@@kekessadavies4150 same- i'm a 13 year old gay boi and i wish i was innocent again
WHY ARE YOU HERE??? YOURE A LITERAL FETUS. GO HOME.
*me chilling*
Intro: M A H
my volume was all the way up and the “MAC” in the beginning scared me omg
Me too! I noticed right before the video came on and couldn't save my ears in time.
Same WTF 😂😂
Me too 💀
me 2
Holy crap same
Mac: Call daddy
Siri: which Daddy? you have sEvEn
Just imagine that happening around your crush.....
Chelsea Courtney
Macs bf: wAiT wHaT?¡
when trisha paytas popped up i audibly went “ew”
Mac: ''i mean something was clapping but it wasn't hands''
Me, a dumbass: chicken?
"I would like to play with all these balls" Best. Line. Ever.
5tr0n9 r080t man 🤣🤣
Can be taken in any context .
Like ... *EVERY CONTEXT EVER*
No one:
Not a single soul:
MAC:
dOn’t cAre bOuT tHAt onE!
Itz_ PotatoePlays
I don’t want that one
I don’t want that one
I don’t want that one
I don’t want that one
I don't want that one I don't want that oneI don't want that one I don't want that one I don't want that oneI don't want that one I don't want that oneI don't want that oneI don't want that one I don't want that oneI don't want that oneI don't want that one I don't want that oneI don't want that oneI don't want that one I don't want that oneI don't want that oneI don't want that one I don't want that oneI don't want that oneI don't want that one I don't want that oneI don't want that oneI don't want that one I don't want that oneI don't want that oneI don't want that one I don't want that oneI don't want that oneI don't want that one I don't want that oneI don't want that oneI don't want that one I don't want that oneI don't want that oneI don't want that one I don't want that oneI don't want that oneI don't want that one I don't want that oneI don't want that oneI don't want that one I don't want that oneI don't want that oneI don't want that one I don't want that oneI don't want that oneI don't want that one I don't want that oneI don't want that oneI don't want that one I don't want that oneI don't want that oneI don't want that one I don't want that oneI don't want that oneI don't want that one I don't want that oneI don't want that one
9:05 is me every day.
Your editing style is perfect for my ADHD
“ No one wants to live near a jackhammer unless they’re a jack head”
…Put it on my gravestone
Also “sired”
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Demon in Mac's house: Imma take a seat real quick
The video of Noah Centineo triggers my fight or flight response 😂😂
Mac: were just going straight into this one
Also mac: took 90 secs to get in to it
5:14
Didn't know his voice COULD go that low. That's what we call RANGE...
Lmao
I know right like damn
In a way, he kinda sounds like Will Smith
@@F.B.I.. he does actually
Mac: "No intro today we getting right into it"
*proceeds with intro*
I guess that's the crackhead way 🤷♂️🤷♂️
I love how the haha girl gets edited in shorter and shorter everytime
no one:
mac: *exposes his whole life to us*
It’s meant to be sUNDaY,,,,,a dAY OF _R E S T_ ..... 😩😩😩
but not for *_MEEEEEEEE_*
hayley christine I was watching that on Twitter when she first posted that and my dad connected to my Bluetooth headphones
hayley christine and then he has the Christmas version
killed me hahaha
When you can tell Mac’s running out of ideas but it’s ok because the crackhead energy that keeps you alive is still there
Honestly he can’t even get mad at this comment 😂😂
2:44 the cutest thing ever
r.i.p headphones user at 00:00 with high volume
Me 💀
"WhY iS tHeRE PoRn oN mY PhoNe?"
Me:*spits out drink dying of laughter*
"Oh wait i know"
Me:ummmm........
“ITS SUNDAY”
Me: claps along
Mac:that’s not clapping with hands
Me:...slowly stops clapping 👏
Wild Foxz oh nooo
THE CHRISTMAS VERSIONNNNNNN!!! 😭😭😭😭
I’m confused 😭
@@Imaniluv3 how?
Whats the video lmao
8:35 "...they were playing patty cake kids" ...sis... I am dead
6:16 this dude has seven daddies I am crying 😭😭😭😂😂😂
Video on Mac’s phone: *5 seconds long*
Mac: *spends 10 minutes “talking” about it*
7:33
Mac: I mean something was clapping but it wasn't hands
Me: *WOAH MAC CHILLLLLLL*
Edit: THX FOR 902 LIKES, WTH
Edit #2: 1.7K LIKES WTH?!
He also had the Christmas edition saved on his phone🤣🤣🤣
They were playing paddy cake kids
@@yugohjoseph6357 it was TOTALLY paddy cake😂😂
Nobody:
Mac: idontwantthisoneidontwantthisoneidontwantthisone
I'm sorry the closed captions had me cackling. A true masterpiece, Mac. Thank you 👏👏👏
MY MOM WALKED IN AT 8:31 AND CALLED ME A “HOE HOE HOE” I CANT-
My mom did just too and screamed at me..... I think i gotta go.
((I like your profile picture))
omg i love your mom hahaha
Me at age 11: ewwww girls
My mom: what about boys
Me: ahahah no
Me at age 13: ewwww girls
My mom: what about boys
Me: idk
Me now: YAAAAAAS BOOOYYYYSS
My mom:k u gae
(I-I FORGOT ABOUT THIS COMMENT SKSK HI FELLOW GAYYSSS)
SAAAAAAAAMMMMME 😃👉👉
Lmao
Me: what about boys
Mom: ok
Me: hey what about girls
Mom: but what about boys?
Me: actually what about boys AND girls!
Mom:... No but what about boys
samee but reversee
I’m literally thirteen and at the idk side lmao
Me: Girls
My family: Okay
Me to my cousin: Boys and girls
My cousin: Lmao same
Me: Wait no just boys
My aunt: Lol I knew you were gay as fuck
My other cousin: So that's why your dad never put you in wrestling.
I had my headphones on full volume when I clicked as the video before was so quiet.
I think I'm dead
Same 💀
I need to find the meme at 4:41 bruh
czcams.com/video/-6ZwFFUk6jA/video.html here!
A lil too much straight jumped out at that Noah Centineo video part
"straight"
Can you explain it, my friend doesn't understand it
@@aarond.rodriguez2594 its a gush of water girls sometimes release at climate during sexual intercourse
AceThe Angel and another little biology fact, it’s actually pee •_•
@@mysticflower7795 no...no its not lmao. thats a myth
Oh. My. God. Mac needs a bucket filled with holy waterrrrrr
No tap waterrrr
So he can throw it on homophobes?
The demon at the end 😱 hahaha
Unofficial Squirrel
You are right yes and cups are more precious than holy water
@@billcypher5712 yup!
No one
Mac at the beginning “M A C”
"Don't want that one"
needs a beat to it.
I dropped my spoon and my lighter, because our favorite crackhead uploaded again! 🌟🌟
heroin addicts use lighters and spoons
It was a joke...
Lmao I fainted
@@johnkennedy1939 you can shoot up meth too
@@johnkennedy1939 yeah I know, I only said 'crackhead', because Mac sometimes says "I'm a crackhead", so I thought that'd be 2 things in one comment. Lmao
4:41 if Tana Mongeau, Carly Incontro, and Lele Pons had a child.
i s a a c 🤣🤣🤣 oh my gooosh the accuracy!!!
No no Tana and Lele Pons
I want this video
Carly is blonde but she ain’t crazy like that lmao
@@windyhawkins8782 she kinda has the same nose and lips though 🤣🤣
8:03
THAT WAS BON APPETITE AND I THINK I'M CRAZY FOR RECOGNIZING IT
4:32 OKAY I LOVED THAT ONE. I CRACKED UP SO HARD.
*"HAVE YOU EVER MET A WOMAN BEFORE, JEFFREY"*