Actually more like Nancy Nelson. Both of them acted giddy all the time like a kids in a candy store. Joe's earlier infomercials, like this one, not so much. But he really embarrased himself towards end of his infomercial career with his ridiculous over acting imo.
Lol. I don’t think it’s possible to make a quiet machine with a 1400 watt motor! That’s a LOT of power - I was shocked when they said that. It’s a shame they didn’t have any talented product designers work on this - it’s just so ugly and cheap looking. It looks like something that came from anihC (spelled backwards). I bet it must have been built cheaply too, because they’re only providing a one year warranty for it and 30 day money back guarantee (which you’d never get refunded for the money you need to spend on shipping it each way of course). I have a lifetime warranty on my Vitamix motor.
"I bought all these months ago because I saw them all on TV. Last night after midnight, I saw on TV something that can replace all these with their life changing, do it all kitchen gadget"
Joe also hosted another commercial for a hand-cranked food slicer where he said the manual cranking was a benefit to control how good the output slicing is. And here he is selling a motorized version 😂 He did a salad and a snow one with the hand one too! 14:05 He sold a competing pasta maker too!
JOE YOU DIDNT PROOF THE DOUGH JOE IT HAS TO RISE JOE YOU HAVE TO LET THE BREAD DOUGH RISE BEFORE YOU BAKE IT IT'S GONNA BE HARD JOE YOU HAVE TO PROOF IT JOE OH GOD HE CANT HEAR US HE'S GOT 10 KITCHEN CHAMPS RUNNING jokes aside the bread machine takes so long becuase it's kneading the dough and also proofing and baking it. ingredients in turn it on and you dont touch it until you have bread to eat. I miss our bread machine.
Quite, no one just puts bread dough in the oven without proofing it first, and why would it be cheaper than using a bread maker? The ingredient costs would be the same.
@@dillxdough Never? Really? I got the magic bullet, although it was a set sold at Costco (I didn’t order it through the tv’s commercial/phone number). It’s a nifty product that I still use to this day.
Lol. I don’t think it’s possible to make a quiet machine with a 1400 watt motor! That’s a LOT of power - I was shocked when they said that. It’s a shame they didn’t have any talented product designers work on this - it’s just so ugly and cheap looking. It looks like something that came from anihC (spelled backwards). I bet it must have been built cheaply too, because they’re only providing a one year warranty for it and 30 day money back guarantee (which you’d never get refunded for the money you need to spend on shipping it each way of course). I have a lifetime warranty on my Vitamix motor.
So it's a food processor with a liquidiser attachment, and a fairly flimsy looking bowl given the way it flexes when doing the dough. Last time I checked our Philips food processor could do all it can do (except the mincing), plus it has two juicer attachments (citrus and centrifugal) and multiple blades for slicing, chipping and grating. Another bit of a con their using is using the wattage of the motor to define how powerful it is, we don't know the efficiency or HP of the motor so it's a bit meaningless. It's quite expensive too for a lower end machine.
It’s just so ugly and cheap looking. It looks like something that came from anihC (spelled backwards). They should have hired actual product designers that could make it look like a nice higher-end product. I bet it must have been built cheaply too, because they’re only providing a one year warranty for it and 30 day money back guarantee (which you’d never get refunded for the money you need to spend on shipping it each way of course). I have a lifetime warranty on my Vitamix motor. I found it funny that they didn’t mention it at all how much extra it would cost to get the pasta maker attachments/kit in order to use it to create pasta. So they want people to pay $300 plus shipping and handling and then who knows how much extra to get the full package for making pasta with it. And this was obviously made no later than the 90s (since it comes with a VHS tape) - so it isn’t like $300 in today’s money. That’s super cool that your Phillips food processor can do juicing! My Breville I just got can do dicing, but not juicing! I hadn’t heard of any food processors having that capability before. Btw, what did you mean by “chipping?” You mean making snow cones with ice? Lastly, what does HP stand for, regarding the motor?
What a weird device wich you not only could stand up upright but also sideways to fubction like a food processor rather then onlly being a blender or mixer etc,,, And about that milling rock, i don’t believe that this is possible with suck blades inside.
Watch out for that gummy cheddar cheese folks!!!! Nothing a knife., Chopping board and a manual grater can't handle! You could feed 100s of people with that device!!!
Dude... the thing that made me want to cry about this infomercial is how much more food prices are today in comparison to whenever this aired. Inflation is so out of control right now, and we have our shite gov’t to thank for that, obviously.
Lol. I don’t think it’s possible to make a quiet machine with a 1400 watt motor! That’s a LOT of power - I was shocked when they said that. It’s a shame they didn’t have any talented product designers work on this - it’s just so ugly and cheap looking. It looks like something that came from anihC (spelled backwards). I bet it must have been built cheaply too, because they’re only providing a one year warranty for it and 30 day money back guarantee (which you’d never get refunded for the money you need to spend on shipping it each way of course). I have a lifetime warranty on my Vitamix motor.
Lol. I don’t think it’s possible to make a quiet machine with a 1400 watt motor! That’s a LOT of power - I was shocked when they said that. I wonder what the warranty was like on this thing. (Edit: I just saw the end of the video… they’re only providing a one year warranty for it and 30 day money back guarantee - which you’d never get refunded for the money you need to spend on shipping it each way of course. I have a lifetime warranty on my Vitamix motor! They must have built this machine very cheaply with such a crap warranty for an expensive product). It’s a shame they didn’t have any talented product designers work on this - it’s just so ugly and cheap looking. It looks like something that came from anihC (spelled backwards).
Anyone ever seen Joe's adult diaper infomercial? Joe: " this thing has AMAZING load capacity. You can take a massive poop in it, and everything will be held in place. It even locks in odor! No one will ever know you've got a big, stinky, steamy log in your trousers!
7:36 That "mmm" is sarcastic! Don't give in to all the "experts" that don't want you to eat unhealthy stuff! You can still have it, just don't go nuts! I joined slimming world 3 years ago, and lost 5 & 1/2 stones (77lbs)
@@anti-ethniccleansing465 because I have had mine for 15 years never a problem and I know people that have had theirs for way long. these machines did not last for more than a year tops
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Joe is the male version of Cathy Mitchell.
And they have appeared in the same informercial together as well!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Cathy Mitchell is like a character that Edie McClurg should have played.
Joes a stud I don’t care what they say
Actually more like Nancy Nelson. Both of them acted giddy all the time like a kids in a candy store. Joe's earlier infomercials, like this one, not so much. But he really embarrased himself towards end of his infomercial career with his ridiculous over acting imo.
I LOVE HOW QUIET IT IS!!
😂
WHAT?
Lol. I don’t think it’s possible to make a quiet machine with a 1400 watt motor! That’s a LOT of power - I was shocked when they said that.
It’s a shame they didn’t have any talented product designers work on this - it’s just so ugly and cheap looking. It looks like something that came from anihC (spelled backwards).
I bet it must have been built cheaply too, because they’re only providing a one year warranty for it and 30 day money back guarantee (which you’d never get refunded for the money you need to spend on shipping it each way of course). I have a lifetime warranty on my Vitamix motor.
it was $300. nobody had that kind of money to throw away back then.
"Give all your old appliances to your family and friends."
Here, my beloved family and friends, take some junk I don't want anymore.
Lmao 😂
😂 heirlooms.
Haha🤣
"I bought all these months ago because I saw them all on TV. Last night after midnight, I saw on TV something that can replace all these with their life changing, do it all kitchen gadget"
It is interesting that Joe and Cathy Mitchell keep dismissing previous devices incuding ones they have endorsed
“That’s Grated Cheese…..everyone! Not many others could do it, but the Champ can!” Grate Cheese. Lol. “Mmmm…I love Mayonnaise!” I’m dying 😅
Joe also hosted another commercial for a hand-cranked food slicer where he said the manual cranking was a benefit to control how good the output slicing is. And here he is selling a motorized version 😂 He did a salad and a snow one with the hand one too!
14:05 He sold a competing pasta maker too!
Handy Chef 😂
@@TaguroSuper ...and the Pasta Express X500
I love how they never mention how much more money it will cost to get the pasta maker kit expansion. 😂
JOE YOU DIDNT PROOF THE DOUGH JOE IT HAS TO RISE JOE YOU HAVE TO LET THE BREAD DOUGH RISE BEFORE YOU BAKE IT IT'S GONNA BE HARD JOE YOU HAVE TO PROOF IT JOE OH GOD HE CANT HEAR US HE'S GOT 10 KITCHEN CHAMPS RUNNING
jokes aside the bread machine takes so long becuase it's kneading the dough and also proofing and baking it. ingredients in turn it on and you dont touch it until you have bread to eat. I miss our bread machine.
Never underestimate Joe Fowler.
He bakes the bread without letting it rise twice? The bread dough is just spinning around on the blades, it's not getting kneaded at all.
Best merengue machine you'll ever own.
I love the sound it makes. Reminds me of Short Circuit movie.
Ah I loved this one when I was a kid! Those smoothies looked so good
The product looks flimsy.
I LOVE JOE FOWLER.
Auto bread makers proof the dough, and bake it. Nice try Joe.
Quite, no one just puts bread dough in the oven without proofing it first, and why would it be cheaper than using a bread maker? The ingredient costs would be the same.
But if you didn't know that you'd easily fall for this
@@davidjsauluhh no. I have never purchased any infomercial product.
@@dillxdough
Never? Really? I got the magic bullet, although it was a set sold at Costco (I didn’t order it through the tv’s commercial/phone number). It’s a nifty product that I still use to this day.
@@anti-ethniccleansing465 to be fair yeah I was gifted a magic bullet at one point. Oddly enough the thing just died recently
jesus that thing is loud... he's shouting over it the entire time it's running. My stand mixer is so quiet you wouldn't know it's running.
It sounded like they had a whole landscaping company working away out in the yard. 11:41
@@therealstaticthreat It's limited by the technology of it's time.
@@e.j.vanloenen8476
And what time is this? 90s? 00s?
Lol. I don’t think it’s possible to make a quiet machine with a 1400 watt motor! That’s a LOT of power - I was shocked when they said that.
It’s a shame they didn’t have any talented product designers work on this - it’s just so ugly and cheap looking. It looks like something that came from anihC (spelled backwards).
I bet it must have been built cheaply too, because they’re only providing a one year warranty for it and 30 day money back guarantee (which you’d never get refunded for the money you need to spend on shipping it each way of course). I have a lifetime warranty on my Vitamix motor.
Can't believe how young he looks in this one, I've only ever seen his later infomercials.
This was the zenith of humanity. I hope you all enjoyed it while it lasted.
Hope to find one at goodwill.
They don’t make ‘em anymore, eh? Why is that, we should ask ourselves. Cheap construction, perhaps?!?! 😂
When I die I wanna come back as joe fowler
😂😂😂
Three Hundred bucks back in the 1980s! (That's $1,100 today!)
Champ is short for “Champion”.
Joe fowler is such a champ!
😅yeah
That blender jar looks like it came from a blendtec
On Amazon I noticed that it now is Blendtec.
Ok but I love how the champ has the x500 as a comparison and Joe endorsed both
One of the bestest pasta makers? Holy fuck.
This is a similar design to a Bosch mixer, but made with cheaper materials.
Have you used both? Would you say both are worth it?
I can tell by looking at it that it is not even 1/10th as powerful as my Kitchenaid stand mixer@@sfr2107
Ah, yes! I knew this product design looked familiar!
This is great
hey its the Handy Chef guy!
21:35 Wooooops! It’s a potato escapee! It didn’t want to get mashed along with its brothers and sisters!
It’s 2022 and I want a Kitchen Champ now! Lol
They might have one on ebay
I can't believe they charged $300 buks for this thing
@@steaksoymilk3195 why so shocked
No more that product because that show is aired in year 1999
lol get a bosch universal
That is cool
So it's a food processor with a liquidiser attachment, and a fairly flimsy looking bowl given the way it flexes when doing the dough.
Last time I checked our Philips food processor could do all it can do (except the mincing), plus it has two juicer attachments (citrus and centrifugal) and multiple blades for slicing, chipping and grating.
Another bit of a con their using is using the wattage of the motor to define how powerful it is, we don't know the efficiency or HP of the motor so it's a bit meaningless.
It's quite expensive too for a lower end machine.
This show is in year 1999
It’s just so ugly and cheap looking. It looks like something that came from anihC (spelled backwards). They should have hired actual product designers that could make it look like a nice higher-end product.
I bet it must have been built cheaply too, because they’re only providing a one year warranty for it and 30 day money back guarantee (which you’d never get refunded for the money you need to spend on shipping it each way of course). I have a lifetime warranty on my Vitamix motor.
I found it funny that they didn’t mention it at all how much extra it would cost to get the pasta maker attachments/kit in order to use it to create pasta. So they want people to pay $300 plus shipping and handling and then who knows how much extra to get the full package for making pasta with it. And this was obviously made no later than the 90s (since it comes with a VHS tape) - so it isn’t like $300 in today’s money.
That’s super cool that your Phillips food processor can do juicing! My Breville I just got can do dicing, but not juicing! I hadn’t heard of any food processors having that capability before. Btw, what did you mean by “chipping?” You mean making snow cones with ice? Lastly, what does HP stand for, regarding the motor?
Every joe fowler tv show is in year 1999 to year 2003
Joe Fowler is the true champ!
😂
What a weird device wich you not only could stand up upright but also sideways to fubction like a food processor rather then onlly being a blender or mixer etc,,,
And about that milling rock, i don’t believe that this is possible with suck blades inside.
Imagine of all restaurants did those machines so they can stay open for business
Watch out for that gummy cheddar cheese folks!!!! Nothing a knife., Chopping board and a manual grater can't handle! You could feed 100s of people with that device!!!
He doesn't measure that flour at all! I'm appalled!
Did they put popeils pasta maker there haha
$2-$3 for juice drink at the mall? Try $9😅
2 cents for carrot juice😂😂😂
Dude... the thing that made me want to cry about this infomercial is how much more food prices are today in comparison to whenever this aired. Inflation is so out of control right now, and we have our shite gov’t to thank for that, obviously.
You know how healthy pasta is
Just the other day my doctor said, "Yooou really ought to be eating more pasta."
Nothing wrong with pasta at all.
Thrusting and Bursting with aggressive Kantian positivism.
i've seen this before. i think Braun might have make something similar.
Its whisper quiet...
What? I cant hear you.
Lol. I don’t think it’s possible to make a quiet machine with a 1400 watt motor! That’s a LOT of power - I was shocked when they said that.
It’s a shame they didn’t have any talented product designers work on this - it’s just so ugly and cheap looking. It looks like something that came from anihC (spelled backwards).
I bet it must have been built cheaply too, because they’re only providing a one year warranty for it and 30 day money back guarantee (which you’d never get refunded for the money you need to spend on shipping it each way of course). I have a lifetime warranty on my Vitamix motor.
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Does anyone know when this infomercial first was aired?
Joe look's fresh off of the set of the Handy Chef set. so, 1997-99?
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AND IT'S SO QUIET ????!!!!!!!!!!!????????
I KNOW! YOU WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW IT WAS SWITCHED ON!
Lol. I don’t think it’s possible to make a quiet machine with a 1400 watt motor! That’s a LOT of power - I was shocked when they said that. I wonder what the warranty was like on this thing.
(Edit: I just saw the end of the video… they’re only providing a one year warranty for it and 30 day money back guarantee - which you’d never get refunded for the money you need to spend on shipping it each way of course. I have a lifetime warranty on my Vitamix motor! They must have built this machine very cheaply with such a crap warranty for an expensive product).
It’s a shame they didn’t have any talented product designers work on this - it’s just so ugly and cheap looking. It looks like something that came from anihC (spelled backwards).
@0:19, recognize that pastamaker?
12:54 😂😂😂😂
Anyone ever seen Joe's adult diaper infomercial? Joe: " this thing has AMAZING load capacity. You can take a massive poop in it, and everything will be held in place. It even locks in odor! No one will ever know you've got a big, stinky, steamy log in your trousers!
I’m sure he successfully sold tons of those diapers too!
Who cuts fruit like that?
28:08
Minis the bread part I'd buy this
Huh? Minis the bread part?
@@anti-ethniccleansing465 kneading the dough in the beginning
@@josephwood1532
What about it? You still aren’t making sense.
Who was the announcer
Bruce Chandler
kek
7:36 That "mmm" is sarcastic!
Don't give in to all the "experts" that don't want you to eat unhealthy stuff!
You can still have it, just don't go nuts!
I joined slimming world 3 years ago, and lost 5 & 1/2 stones (77lbs)
this thing is not even 1/10 as good as a KitchAid stand mixer, I have had mine for 15 years and it works like it's brand new
How do you know that it’s not even a 10th as good as you stand mixer? Did you actually buy the kitchen champ and do a side-by-side comparison?
@@anti-ethniccleansing465 because I have had mine for 15 years never a problem and I know people that have had theirs for way long. these machines did not last for more than a year tops
No sidekick marveling at this amazing device.
The solo sideshow is not as satisfying.
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^ What a weirdo, using two different accounts to post nonsensical comments here, a month apart.
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Cathy Mitchell had an abortion, and Joe climbed out of the landfill behind the clinic.
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