Poetry Class with Drake - SNL

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  • čas přidán 18. 01. 2014
  • A poetry teacher (Vanessa Bayer) tells students (Aidy Bryant, John Milhiser, Brooks Whelan, Sasheer Zamata) how writing poetry can transport them to a place beyond detention. One student (Drake) writes a flirtatious poem to her. [Season 39, 2014]
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  • @kairos8ight
    @kairos8ight Před 4 lety +5338

    “When I look at the Pornos, I search for mature.” Greatest Drake lyric I’ve heard

  • @lisafonseca4145
    @lisafonseca4145 Před 5 lety +7052

    ''I'm just tryna make sure are you alright?'' 💀 💀 💀

  • @jburtson
    @jburtson Před 4 lety +6609

    “Hell Yeah” was legitimately pretty great

  • @designerdreams2217
    @designerdreams2217 Před 5 lety +4173

    "....It starting to sound like somebody's punching a dolphin" 😂😂😂

  • @abrildelarosa1
    @abrildelarosa1 Před 8 lety +7828

    she sounds like a freaking seal xD

  • @abimurphy3349
    @abimurphy3349 Před 8 lety +4965

    "yo I'm just trying to make sure like are you alright" god I love drake

  • @z1k3psycho35
    @z1k3psycho35 Před 5 lety +5112

    Shes like the most underrated character in snl history lls

    • @et921
      @et921 Před 5 lety +20

      LoSeR BoI it should be that way

    • @yanranli8655
      @yanranli8655 Před 5 lety +83

      dude she dope af!! made me laugh the whole way through

    • @theeleventh805gamer7
      @theeleventh805gamer7 Před 5 lety +5

      E T the guy John Milhiser was too (the guy who said I like the company)

    • @miahansen7266
      @miahansen7266 Před 4 lety +3

      TARGET LADY

    • @josephw3535
      @josephw3535 Před 4 lety +4

      Turd Ferguson needs more recognition

  • @coreyperdue1966
    @coreyperdue1966 Před 5 lety +1036

    I love Keenan's 40 year old ass playing a high schooler

  • @Ageallean1
    @Ageallean1 Před 8 lety +1417

    Vanessa is a comedy goddess. That smile paired with all the "Oh, oh, okay, okay, okay" is just fucking priceless.

  • @pri8124
    @pri8124 Před 9 lety +2111

    "Okayy, Okayy, Okayyy, Okayy!"

  • @ari2sussi
    @ari2sussi Před 5 lety +1076

    “Sittin in a waterbed wit no pants on, hell yeah”
    2:55-3:11 😂😂

    • @MySamoan1
      @MySamoan1 Před 4 lety +17

      Call of Duty, Pass the Doobie

  • @nikkiberns1365
    @nikkiberns1365 Před 5 lety +1247

    My favorite part about the Poetry Teacher character is I can so vividly remember having actual teachers JUST LIKE HER in elementary school 🤣🤣🤣

    • @muffycrosswire2945
      @muffycrosswire2945 Před 4 lety +15

      They’re the best 😂

    • @minoriruba1828
      @minoriruba1828 Před 4 lety +6

      White women are the most beautiful...they're also the most motherly when it comes to teaching...too bad some weird propaganda trying to make them look ugly.....

    • @bloopdaddy
      @bloopdaddy Před 4 lety +29

      @@minoriruba1828 stay dumb lol

    • @mermaidscooter
      @mermaidscooter Před 4 lety +58

      Wow Minori just came in full supremacist right there.

    • @nikkiberns1365
      @nikkiberns1365 Před 4 lety +48

      Idk how the eff this became a race issue....I was talking about teachers in the 90s. I had black, white, Latina, Asian, teachers who wore that flowery dress and did the "eh" thing with the massive grin - IN THE 1990S WHEN IT WAS A THING. Wth is wrong with YOU guys?? 😂

  • @kustomkure
    @kustomkure Před 8 lety +2505

    I love her so much. Very underrated. Both her and Cecily Strong.

    • @sundayseance
      @sundayseance Před 8 lety +25

      Cecily Strong is underrated?! She fucking hosted white house correspondance last year. and sucked at it. I think she's overrated.
      But i love vanessa

    • @kustomkure
      @kustomkure Před 8 lety +28

      Sunday Seance She is a phenomenal actress. I don't care about what she hosted and where.

    • @sundayseance
      @sundayseance Před 8 lety +9

      agree to disagree man. she is below snl avg for sure.

    • @shutupandletmego8941
      @shutupandletmego8941 Před 8 lety +1

      ikr

    • @user-mf1rz9mn3l
      @user-mf1rz9mn3l Před 8 lety +6

      +Sunday Seance yeah, i don't think she's good, leslie and kate are waaaay better

  • @MotherLutalica
    @MotherLutalica Před 7 lety +6791

    the poetry teacher character is probably one of the best SNL characters ever omg

  • @annette7285
    @annette7285 Před 5 lety +843

    No one:
    Drake, beside your bed at midnight, whispering in your ear: “older ladies...”

    • @wylier
      @wylier Před 4 lety +2

      but doesn't Drake have female fans? Wouldn't some of the actual older ones like a song that seemed to be about them? Just a thought.

    • @annette7285
      @annette7285 Před 4 lety

      wylie richardson i don’t understand

    • @kayla2066
      @kayla2066 Před 4 lety +3

      wylie richardson this is a skit

    • @julianfitzgerald8805
      @julianfitzgerald8805 Před 3 lety

      😂

  • @PFloyd-px7hm
    @PFloyd-px7hm Před 5 lety +557

    "I'm just trying to make sure like, are you alright"😂

  • @user-wg3or1tu5y
    @user-wg3or1tu5y Před 8 lety +624

    How did Drake not laugh at the end when he was trying to be a flirt and Ms. Meadows is just like EWAH EWAH OH EWAHA

    • @okgo9959
      @okgo9959 Před 8 lety +12

      +Maryama Ibrahim Exactly! He's reeeally good)

    • @akaTheLaughingGirl
      @akaTheLaughingGirl Před 6 lety +14

      Maryama Isse He got the skills. He was in Degrassi ya'll

  • @laurenmckenna8199
    @laurenmckenna8199 Před 8 lety +5000

    *leans close into your ear and whispers seductively* older ladies

  • @xZippy
    @xZippy Před 5 lety +2022

    "Gross... yeemeese."
    "Waste of time... iee-ee-e"
    "Don't wanna do it... iuuusuueuee..."

  • @tylerrodriguez5515
    @tylerrodriguez5515 Před 4 lety +2178

    Drake 5 years ago: older ladies
    Drake now: 15 is just a number baby

    • @MBrix-up2wi
      @MBrix-up2wi Před 4 lety +132

      Man should stop creep around Millie Bobby Brown and pursue his real love for Josh Gad.

    • @blakemherrera
      @blakemherrera Před 4 lety +34

      more like, 11 is just a number baby

    • @prod._justn4664
      @prod._justn4664 Před 4 lety +12

      More like 50 years is just a number

    • @RealShareef
      @RealShareef Před 4 lety +18

      Her name eleven but she look 16

    • @lcjacks8825
      @lcjacks8825 Před 4 lety +38

      911 is also a number and prison is a building

  • @SparkleStar1416
    @SparkleStar1416 Před 6 lety +5645

    the teacher "yeah she was 68" I SCREAMED

    • @lighterfawn4083
      @lighterfawn4083 Před 6 lety +13

      Hannah Margaret. IM STILL LAUGHING AT IT AHAHAHHHAHA

    • @davinjones2829
      @davinjones2829 Před 6 lety +48

      Hannah Margaret
      Drake hitting them grandmas

    • @SharpGT
      @SharpGT Před 6 lety +10

      Wrinkly puss

    • @Surayya444
      @Surayya444 Před 6 lety +6

      Hannah Margaret ditto lol his face to lmao

    • @hanofsoul
      @hanofsoul Před 6 lety +16

      Not to be 'that guy' but... isn't that statutory rape on the part of the librarian?

  • @Immortalus98
    @Immortalus98 Před 6 lety +1762

    Raven Simone before she was gay made me die

    • @blairmcauley2282
      @blairmcauley2282 Před 5 lety +9

      maazterman Symone dumbfuck

    • @FerociousPaul
      @FerociousPaul Před 4 lety +1

      @GABRIEL OVALLES He spelled Raven's last name wrong. Apparently I'm in the same boat. All those years of watching That's So Raven and I can't spell her name.

    • @name9man44
      @name9man44 Před 4 lety +2

      That was a bruh moment

    • @noahgarrett5195
      @noahgarrett5195 Před 4 lety

      She’s gay? WhAaAaAaAaAat?

    • @Slodogk
      @Slodogk Před 4 lety +2

      @@blairmcauley2282 lol damn got a die hard fan here

  • @AdamEstrada-tv9lt
    @AdamEstrada-tv9lt Před 24 dny +38

    Who is here after the tiktok 😂😂

  • @kemilou6018
    @kemilou6018 Před 8 lety +632

    "hell yeah" 😂😂

  • @thereverend6512
    @thereverend6512 Před 5 lety +314

    when he said “Ya she’s 68 years old” his face and everything i was in tears😂

  • @amrei1692
    @amrei1692 Před 5 lety +236

    Keenan's expressions are just my mood throughout my life

  • @user-qf4tp2ix5v
    @user-qf4tp2ix5v Před 3 lety +93

    Drake interested in older women.....The irony of this skit is not lost on me.

    • @romaretaylor9953
      @romaretaylor9953 Před 2 lety +1

      Fam drakes been fucking with milfs since 2010 😂 not a hard trace if you listen to his music

    • @yugimo5097
      @yugimo5097 Před dnem

      Shit up weirdo

  • @pavan-sw4cf
    @pavan-sw4cf Před 6 lety +596

    The end when the guy says... Sounds like someone's punching a dolphin😂

  • @AbigailBradshaw11611
    @AbigailBradshaw11611 Před 8 lety +517

    It's starting to sound like someone is punching a dolphin hahaha

    • @Sirensdesires
      @Sirensdesires Před 4 měsíci

      Yooooooo remember this video its 2024

  • @youngfresh8585
    @youngfresh8585 Před 5 lety +128

    Yoooo😂😂😂Drake said " Yeah! I'm just tryna make sure, are you all right?😂😂😂

  • @kiphowland8826
    @kiphowland8826 Před 3 lety +36

    “I’m just tryna make sure like are you alright?” Best line of the whole skit

  • @joriel3723
    @joriel3723 Před 5 lety +3031

    Drake: “It’s not about who I’d rather be, but who I’d rather be with”
    *Kiki, do you love me Are you riding*

    • @lukukuracha2863
      @lukukuracha2863 Před 4 lety +1

      F

    • @oliviagutierrez546
      @oliviagutierrez546 Před 4 lety +4

      No my sister doesn’t love you or drake

    • @tooshort2482
      @tooshort2482 Před 4 lety +8

      Olivia Gutiérrez you a fucking 8 year old of course you don’t like him you probably like Barbie toys

    • @totesnot2466
      @totesnot2466 Před 4 lety +3

      Olivia Gutiérrez Thet obviously weren't talking to your sister, dumbass. And nobody asked if she loved Drake. Relax, dude.

    • @oliviagutierrez546
      @oliviagutierrez546 Před 4 lety +5

      @@tooshort2482 my sisters name is kiki. I'm just making an inside joke

  • @cityofpawnee
    @cityofpawnee Před 8 lety +3217

    if drake looked at me like he did at her at the end id probably pass out

  • @meli_db
    @meli_db Před 2 lety +38

    Drake needs to host again. All his skits were hilarious 😂

    • @velCROhash
      @velCROhash Před 7 dny

      This was corny and so were all of the other skits

  • @dbone3356
    @dbone3356 Před 4 lety +272

    2 things...
    1) This was the first SNL sketch that I have seen in years that legit made me laugh out loud, several times.
    2) I want "Older Lady" to be finished and put on Drake's next album.

    • @tonymanfredi6844
      @tonymanfredi6844 Před 4 lety +3

      It is...titled "(very)young ladies"

    • @alizaloring3437
      @alizaloring3437 Před 2 lety +1

      It's not relevant anymore tho

    • @dbone3356
      @dbone3356 Před 2 lety +1

      @@tonymanfredi6844 Then... Wouldn't that be the opposite?

  • @seethisbitch
    @seethisbitch Před 10 lety +793

    It's sounds like someones punching a dolphin! Hahaha!

  • @ahlaam7590
    @ahlaam7590 Před 7 lety +5033

    The teacher reminded me of Phoebe from Friends

    • @apooo-rl5ll
      @apooo-rl5ll Před 6 lety +79

      Yeah minus the weird way of talking

    • @googlename7943
      @googlename7943 Před 6 lety +4

      Spongebob Squarepants that's what I thought!!

    • @danzig25
      @danzig25 Před 6 lety +5

      ok

    • @ItsBen2000
      @ItsBen2000 Před 6 lety +29

      Nah it’s the girl that steals Monica’s identity

    • @nia4267
      @nia4267 Před 6 lety +1

      Spongebob Squarepants I’m watching friends

  • @ladychips
    @ladychips Před 3 lety +34

    Kenan's face when the guy says "I enjoy the company" is why he's still in SNL XD

  • @rutgernewman828
    @rutgernewman828 Před 4 lety +79

    "older lady-" "OH OH OH OH OH"

  • @choiaf.4213
    @choiaf.4213 Před 6 lety +405

    "Lost in the glistening moeuends of snoeuew"

  • @musics4me
    @musics4me Před 7 lety +1385

    The writing is not that funny but she does a great characterisation, it's memorable

    • @ashv9565
      @ashv9565 Před 5 lety +72

      Arif that pretty much sums up SNL as a whole. Real talented cast but pretty mediocre scripts.

    • @Andy-bh8hw
      @Andy-bh8hw Před 5 lety +1

      Arif characterization*

    • @JasonHebert
      @JasonHebert Před 5 lety +1

      Talented cast? Is showing lots of teeth a new comedic skill or something? Least funny comedians in hostory

    • @Andy-bh8hw
      @Andy-bh8hw Před 5 lety +17

      @@JasonHebert you're just trying real hard to hate

  • @TsetsiStoyanova
    @TsetsiStoyanova Před 5 lety +314

    I liked the sweater from Chicco’s part

  • @yashgood4481
    @yashgood4481 Před 22 dny +15

    who is here after Dot exposed this guy?

  • @WickedWolverine
    @WickedWolverine Před 7 lety +422

    HAHAH she just knocked it out of the park with her baby dolphin voice

  • @christinamansen8636
    @christinamansen8636 Před 6 lety +563

    When he whispered "older lady" the DVD slot on my computer popped open and I was like, "did drake just give my laptop an erection?"

  • @19thGalaxy
    @19thGalaxy Před 21 dnem +11

    BBL Drizzy brought me back here 😂

  • @Derek_Bell
    @Derek_Bell Před 7 dny +5

    They're not like us! They're not like us!

  • @emilyslaton2100
    @emilyslaton2100 Před 6 lety +398

    I got detention for chewing gum and these people are sending naked pictures to the vice principal lol

    • @SexyAzzHell93
      @SexyAzzHell93 Před 5 lety +1

      Rotflmmfa😮

    • @blinkblang2132
      @blinkblang2132 Před 5 lety

      Same

    • @House.Of.Pain.
      @House.Of.Pain. Před 5 lety +1

      Emily Slaton and banging 68 year old librarians

    • @fdei
      @fdei Před 4 lety +2

      I would get detention for being late or taking bathroom breaks that were too long and sit in there w kids caught selling pills

    • @georgeybushy
      @georgeybushy Před 4 lety +1

      @@fdei lmao shit is fucked up

  • @gracemorrison2555
    @gracemorrison2555 Před 7 lety +353

    CALL OF DUTY PASS THE DOOBIE LMAO😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

  • @701elie
    @701elie Před 5 lety +36

    "Chardonnay calcium chews" Im weak 😂😂

  • @thatrandomgirlinyourcloset7448

    “Ya I’m just tryna make sure, like are you all right?”
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @athena_bilah523
    @athena_bilah523 Před 7 lety +377

    DRAKE WITH A NOSE RING OH MY GOD

  • @howsitgoingwhiskerdude
    @howsitgoingwhiskerdude Před 5 lety +5107

    I swear that snow day poem was about cocaine
    edit: Holy hell I never realized how many likes this comment got. much appreciation my peeps. A year later, I still think the poem was about cocaine.

  • @Mxnxpxly
    @Mxnxpxly Před 4 lety +82

    Drake makes talkin about older ladies sound so dope tho even if she was 68

  • @Kastro876
    @Kastro876 Před 2 lety +10

    Vanessa's smile is so legendary

  • @leoiscool3647
    @leoiscool3647 Před 5 lety +308

    That one kid: *I enjoy the company*
    It's a hArD KnOCk LiFe

  • @MauroMorales9094
    @MauroMorales9094 Před 5 lety +153

    “Ok ima stop it right there, because it sounds like somebody is punching a dolphin” im f**king deeead 😂😂😂

  • @SiouxStreetMusic
    @SiouxStreetMusic Před 7 dny +5

    Who is here after the beef?

  • @scorpio04animelover10
    @scorpio04animelover10 Před 4 lety +29

    1:26
    "Yeah like I'm just trying to make sure YOU ALRIGHT"💀💀 Drake if only u was in my class

  • @faboze
    @faboze Před 10 lety +264

    I love Vanessa Bayer

  • @bussyriots
    @bussyriots Před 7 lety +3728

    Older Lady
    by Drake
    When I'm with you
    everything is a blur
    When I look at the pornos
    I search for mature
    (Older Lady)
    Let's take a warm bath
    let's see how you feel
    I mean of course you got age spots
    that just makes you more real
    Chardonnay calcium chews
    baby I'm falling
    You got a new blouse from Chicos?
    Baby that's balling
    (Older lady)

  • @douglasabreland3930
    @douglasabreland3930 Před 23 dny +10

    This aged like miiiiiilllllllkkk my boi

  • @kaleckton
    @kaleckton Před 9 dny +5

    This has aged so well 😂😂😂

  • @houston_goonhoagie2093
    @houston_goonhoagie2093 Před 5 lety +31

    "Call of duty pass the doobi". had me dead hell yeah 😂😂

  • @SweetTea742
    @SweetTea742 Před 8 lety +269

    The teacher was great! Lol! "Umm... Okay"

    • @aviladenise
      @aviladenise Před 5 lety

      SweetTea742 sounds like the counselor from South Park

  • @mujtabarehman5255
    @mujtabarehman5255 Před měsícem +10

    Drake ain't fooling anyone with this

  • @drfreudsmom
    @drfreudsmom Před 4 lety +17

    Teacher: Whre is your homework?
    Me: Eugha iseeuaghi aeogh

  • @OtomeVille
    @OtomeVille Před 10 lety +135

    Drake is such a great actor

  • @bellaneergaard7341
    @bellaneergaard7341 Před 8 lety +632

    tbh i would be the same if drake looked at me like that

    • @KPyles89
      @KPyles89 Před 6 lety +5

      Isabella Charlotte 🐬🐬🐬🐬

    • @DaveL-hg6ml
      @DaveL-hg6ml Před 5 lety +2

      What's tbh?

    • @ninar1218
      @ninar1218 Před 5 lety +1

      @@DaveL-hg6ml tbh means "to be honest"

  • @myaharjo9648
    @myaharjo9648 Před 4 lety +21

    “Sounds like someone punching a dolphin” 😂

  • @gamingchickdood4007
    @gamingchickdood4007 Před 4 lety +12

    The make it rain part killed me tbh lol

  • @super_1036
    @super_1036 Před 6 lety +73

    Reminds me of a teacher I had once.
    also I love how the male teacher broke character a bit at the end at 4:48

    • @imtonkwii7304
      @imtonkwii7304 Před 4 lety +2

      the fact that u know him as the "male teacher" and u have Minecraft animations and ur name is Super_10 I'm convinced u are 10

    • @lesliefaith3300
      @lesliefaith3300 Před 4 lety

      Tonki OK AND ??? AT LEAST ITS NOT FORTNITE LEAVE HIM ALONE LMAO

  • @llongone2
    @llongone2 Před 8 lety +132

    Punching a dolphin! Hell Yeeeaaaaaahhhhhh!

  • @sophiamolla
    @sophiamolla Před 4 lety +66

    She’s like the female Mr. Mackey from South Park lol

  • @makiburgess5733
    @makiburgess5733 Před 3 lety +51

    They should ask Drake to host once a year. He is so good.

  • @jessicamcdaniel5241
    @jessicamcdaniel5241 Před 6 lety +44

    Vanessa Bayer is my favorite SNL member, she always has me dying 😂😂😂

  • @princeofegypt9686
    @princeofegypt9686 Před 5 lety +41

    Yooo props to the lady for staying on character the wholeeee time 😂🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @SnowFoxParty
    @SnowFoxParty Před 2 lety +5

    3:34 Drake you are guilty of talking to underage girls....this did not age well lmao

  • @daydreamlover15
    @daydreamlover15 Před 6 lety +4

    "Oek? Oek!!!" I love how she says "ok". I have a teacher that sounds as happy and excited as her. Love this!!!

  • @femalegnomepriest2877
    @femalegnomepriest2877 Před 7 lety +122

    Ger bangs are mezmerizing XD

  • @5StarChatt
    @5StarChatt Před 4 lety +49

    “What do you think of poems,
    Gross?”
    I swear she muttered “Tennessee “

  • @Scotts_Totts
    @Scotts_Totts Před 24 dny +10

    Who else believed that tik tok

  • @jas1084
    @jas1084 Před 6 lety +102

    *_OAY OUH OUH OUH OUH_*

  • @citizencole3429
    @citizencole3429 Před 5 lety +20

    “Call of Duty. Pass the doobie.. hell yeah.”

  • @johnmartin4119
    @johnmartin4119 Před 5 lety +15

    Matt Foley: THERE'LL BE TIME FOR WRITING POETRY WHEN YOU'RE LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!

  • @zoepose8256
    @zoepose8256 Před 5 lety +18

    Drake never fails with his appearances😂😂👏👏👏.

  • @paulstastny5583
    @paulstastny5583 Před 7 lety +75

    Drake looks fresh af in that outfit

  • @draggindrugin
    @draggindrugin Před 8 lety +245

    Every time i look at Vanessa's mouth im really afraid it would break.

  • @AriRan31
    @AriRan31 Před 23 dny +6

    Its sooo ironic how in this skit he wants an older woman but in reality he wants little girls 😭😭

  • @julienneaves790
    @julienneaves790 Před 4 lety +5

    That poem by Drake was really moving.

  • @Lanwarder
    @Lanwarder Před 5 lety +23

    She's a perfect mix between Mister McKay from South Park and Phoebee from friends

  • @MrBuch169169
    @MrBuch169169 Před 7 lety +17

    I've been at a lot of poetry classes and I wish half of them went that well. Everyone had a poem, they read them aloud..... man.

  • @whodoesntloveMikey
    @whodoesntloveMikey Před 4 lety +5

    The subtle "ok. K, hm, huh" 's got me dyin😭😭😭😭😭

  • @spiderfrommars2334
    @spiderfrommars2334 Před 3 lety +7

    Kenan Thompson always makes the sketch 99999999% better

  • @robertdavis3036
    @robertdavis3036 Před 6 lety +47

    It really did sound like someone was punching a damn dolphin! Lol!

  • @DunedinMultimedia2
    @DunedinMultimedia2 Před 10 lety +193

    Wahahahaa! Drake is funny AF

  • @babiijean11
    @babiijean11 Před 3 lety +6

    I absolutely LOVE Kennan. He's literally the longest running sketch comedian ever. He's been my favorite since All That!

  • @RobCabreraCh
    @RobCabreraCh Před 5 lety +1

    I absolutely love how she delivers her lines in this, and also on the one where she is a voice actress

  • @TexasViking_INFP-t_5w4
    @TexasViking_INFP-t_5w4 Před 6 lety +28

    Ms. Flowers got deflowered that day. *OKAY*

  • @imanim5922
    @imanim5922 Před 8 lety +19

    loooool I died when he said it sounds like someone's punching a dolphin