Google Translate Sings: "New Rules" by Dua Lipa
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I'm so late to this party, but y'all were insistent XD. Also THANK YOU PATRONS for translating this madness!! You are all beautiful.
What should I translate, cover, talking about, sing about next? xx
Malinda Kathleen Reese ❤
Malinda Kathleen Reese anne marie Friends
can you translate Finesse by bruno mars?
Malinda Kathleen Reese it's great! 😘 Can you do any p!atd song please. Xx
Maybe some Relient K songs(sadie hawkins dance ftw) or Imagine Dragons! (Shots, Radioactive, Whatever it takes?) Those would be good translations.
"Are you sure you want to sleep in the morning?"
*YES. LET ME LIVE...*
lol
agree!
100% you are aloud to from me 😃
LET ME SLEEP PLZZ DEAR GOD I NEET MY REST FOR ONES 😡
Same
When its over
*I WILL NOT HURT YOU*
“I will not hurt you”
Later...
“I will have to attack again”
What if GT is protecting you by attacking someone else? Like, there seems to be alot of anarchy in the song so what if GT is fighting a fascist/dictator/ect. and pretending to not be friends with anyone to avoid having them targeted by the remnants of the government?
@@feiradragon7915 yasss😂
Yes friends
Later...
Don’t be his friend
Yes friends
Later...
Don’t have friends
Laura Co she winked UwU
“Do not have a friend you know you’re gonna marry her in the morning”
This just describes shippers in every fandom.
I feel attacked
Sadly more of less, they don't even have to be friends
@@raccoon2820 ayyyyyy, fellow Errink
@@raccoon2820 Who are more then half those people-
@@raccoon2820 Cartadora and Lumity yesss
“Look at Muslims”
Me being a Muslim : looks in mirror
Also me : *nice.*
Ikr
Malinda: Look at Muslims
Me: no dont please
Malinda: They seem nice
Me: Oh ThAnK gOd
@@MrEar sameeeeeee
Same !
Omg sameee!
Me: **clicks on video**
Song: Paper towels
Me: **clicks like**
I KNOW THE PERSON WHO POSTED THIS
THEY POSTED IT RIGHT AFTER THEIR SISTER WAS BORN
HOLY SHIT SHE’S GOT A LOT OF LIKES
SHE SAYS THANKS
I did the EXACT same thing!
There =]. A liek from your *666th* like. Vely god
@@somerandomgirl8897 r/youngpeopleyoutube
Same
All I need to hear is “paper towel” and I instantly started laughing.
XD
I might need some paper towels
Already? It has only been up for like an hour!!!
the Putin line got me so hard, my dude... 😂
*it looks like a man*
She literally had no idea when she said Putin will continue
1:40
OMG TRUE
*oh no*
Google Translate predicting the future, as always
Exactly what I was going to say 😢
Me: *trying to sleep*
My cat: "Are you sure you want to sleep in the morning?"
That's so true lol
Once when I was sleeping at my cousin's house I heard a little mew from downstairs and their cat was hungry but nobody was awake so I just sat there with the cat waiting for my aunt and uncle to feed the cat. I guess my body knows I love cats since the cat was all the way in the kitchen
lol
"Do not let it in, do not let it go!" I see Google Translate finally hates Frozen.
UndertaleLover That is so observant!
GT has given up on the rise for radiation
Let us very angry
Google Translate finally said something smart.
GIVE UPPPPP
"I am angry about the new rules" - *Every CZcamsr to Coppa*
I was thinking the same! Lol!
Lozzie the llama :3 but that will my opportunity to get all the comments on my gaming channel because you can’t find anymore videos that’s made for kids and you can comment
You took that comment right out of my mouth!
Way to go Coppa
@@XxDreamy_LeaxX
I made a GLMV out of this song.
If y’all are curious then check our my channel. Though I don’t think I did her masterpiece justice
"Look at Muslims"
"They seem cool"
I just repeated those lyrics over and over again, and then, while my dad was praying, I said, "Thank you for calling me cool."
Aww, your dad finally gets to be cool. Lol.
"Putin will continue"
GOOGLE WARNED US!!! WE SHOULD HAVE LISTENED!
yes
Happy 2nd birthday to the 3 day special operation I guess
*don't text ur ex when ur drunk!*
ADD THIS RULE TO CONSTITUTION!!!!
I AGREE
No you get the best texts when your drunk
YERSH
Jia Gachaz it!!! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Me and my friends are in middle school. We text each other when sugar crazy. It's just as entertaining
1:58 "you will not be entertained"
WRONG.
TZR Dammit, you stole my comment (I was literally gonna post that but then saw that you had 😂)
NOT BEING ENTERTAINED ENTERTAINS ME
"Get up early in the morning in the fields of worship"
*Catholic Schools have entered the chat*
XD
😂
Lol😂😂😂
I used to go to a Catholic school
This is 1000% accurate
This song is literally the transition from middle school to high school...
Wow, underrated comment!
... jeez your right. i am literally in high school and i- lord.
0:51 "Yes, friends"
3:20 "Do not make friends, no friends"
You're sending me mixed messages here
Me before and after getting kicked out of the group chat:
Corri B Hou have a nice Hamilton pfp
I made a similar comment as yours l swear l didn't see your comment if you want l can delete it because yours came first
@@auntyhiggo yes, their pfp is the best
Do not let it in, do not let it go!
“When it’s over, I will not hurt you“
*Thanks that’s reassuring*
Dude... Do not worry
*I WILL HAVE TO ATTACK AGAIN-*
Gurl it’s obvious she winked
When it's over, I will not hurt you. I WILL HAVE TO ATTACK AGAIN.L
“I will never kill you”
@@aubrey7116 Lol
The sing: Look at muslims
Me, a muslim: Oh, why thank you for calling me cool. I respect your religion.
The Playlist Guy im a muslim toooooooo.😀
Izmoo Nomnom fellow muslim
heyoo
Ayoo ❤️❤️
Hello I'm not Muslim but, hello how are you
Coronavirus: *exists*
Everyone panic shopping: 0:00
Yes
Just yes
ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO SLEEP IN THE MORNING?
jan harald yes
Yeah, definitely
lemme think about it... YES
No, I have to get up early in the morning in the fields of worship.
Absolutely.
"Do not make friends, no friends"
Introverts: *Yes ma'am!*
Relatable
Yeah
Lol yea
Same
Me
My favorite line:
"Synchronization has left me underwater"
*No Context entered the chat.*
Hey buddy, how are you now?
Month two of quarentine:
Google Translate: "By no means, nothing will change"
Me: "That... actually sounds pretty accurate."
What is google translate's obsession with politicians?
I think it's abbreviations that it picks up , and I imagine it learns languages through things like the news.
And countries too.
A fanmade bootleg translation of Attack of the Clones translated Chancellor Palpatine as "Merkel".
coastersplus I thought he was Speaker D (The Superior.) Wait. There are badly translated bootleg Star Wars movies BESIDES Backstroke? I demand a link.
Check www.reddit.com/r/TheDubGathers/
It's not quite as authentic as Backstroke, because they've done all the machine translation themselves, and they're not dubbed yet. In the sidebar, you can find pictures of the captions for all of them up to Ep. VII [The Seventh Gathers: Flies are a Sober Force] and Rogue One [Grand Theft Auto: The Story of a Star Warrior]. But they have started dubbing Ep. IV [The Fourth Gathers: The Novelty Desires]. There's links to dubbed versions of the scenes basically until they get to the Death Star [Station Wagon], and there's also a full script.
“McCain has failed me”
“Putin will continue”
This video is sponsored by Russia.
Robert E.Lee Joins Ahem
El dos patrocinadores son: Rusia y Estados Unidos”
For the first one: I guess that's the sentiments of 2008!
For the second one: I hope not! Thanks to the 2020 Russian referendum, he can continue until 2036. However, I know a few Russians who would like to cut his term by 15 years...
Friend: What your favorite song?
Me: ....
Me: I am angry about the new rules 0
Google Translate: Are you sure you should sleep in the morning?
Me: That is the question of life. I ask myself this everyday.
When its over, I will not hurt you
"Look at muslims"
"..."
"Yeah, they look cool"
Raptor with Feathers I swear I'm a Muslim and it's still hilarious 😂
How that changed from “Rehearse and repeat it, ‘cause I”, I will never know.😂
The silent moment after it is so funny 😂
We are tho....
Well, most of us.
well i am one 😂😂
"Paper towel."
Oh, this is gonna be good.
HOW DOES THIS HAVE 1K LIKES BUT NO REPLIES WTH???
@@Unidentified952 Good thing we fixed that :)
@@dumbdave961 yeah haha
@@dumbdave961 Nice
Yeh
1:16 oh lord translate have predicted this... I'm scared now
Nobody:
Me: *reads the new rules*
Also me: ANARCHY
"Do not make friends, no friends"
You're saying that as if I have the ability to make and have them
Like so damn true
(Cuss warning)
I DONT HAVE A MOTHERFUCKING SOCAIL LIFE AND MY GAMING FRIENDS ARE FAKE
Veryyyyy true , noo social life for me
Same
Oh my God, a thing we can all relate to.
2:53
ANARCHY
that made me laugh so much
just keep hitting the time.
jamie jewell Of course, my Hamilton-crazed mind immediately thought of Lafayette
jamie jewell THANK YOU
Fernleaf of FlowerClan don't worry so did i, haha
Fernleaf of FlowerClan omgs yes! Sameee!
Fernleaf of FlowerClan my warrior name is Goldenfire ;)
"Yes, friends"
"No friends"
*Sincerely, that one overprotective mom/dad*
That "Putin will continue" just hits different. I did not expect that.
absolutely
DO NOT MAKE FRIENDS, NO FRIENDS.
I don't have friends anyway. So same!
Tried that. Didn't work for me.
#strangerdanger
Simple I have no friends....wait wut
Said every introvert ever. Lol!!!!
"Are you sure you want to sleep in the morning?"
Yes. Just let me have a moment with my bed. Good night.
xD
Goodday
Lmao😂
4 years later and that Phrase '"Putin will continue" and with the happenings now.. Hits quite different.
“Do not make friends, no friends.”
Well, I haven’t broken that rule yet.
Malinda, your facial expressions and editing are *priceless* .
So true
TROOOÒOOOOOO
they make the whole thing 10× better
Yeah you are so right
See google translate is funny, but you doing google translate is what makes it funny. Without your voice, facial expressions, and editing it would just be random, you make it a good random
So: 1 = paper towel
2 = dude
3 = eight
Google....i think you had my math teacher
EmeraldKingDS NO WAY!!!
Me too
Silent Magic I
So true 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thats how you count paper towel dude eight jk its 123
lol
Google Translate: Putin will continue
People in 2022: IT PREDICTED THE FUTURE!!!
“Do not have a friend you know you are going to marry her in the morning”
**Nervous laughs in lesbian**
1985: We'll have flying cars by 2018!!
2018: They know they are just alcohol and bamboo.
Dude, do not worry. I will have to attack again and then we'll get flying cars.
@@kamrynemerson1821 lmao
FLIPS THE TABLE
I'M ANGRY BOUT THE NEW RULES
More like, flips the bird (2:56)
I always find an army in every video I watch! Heyyyy 😂💜
@@leanne5679 Haha me toooo
DO NOT LET IT IN, DO NOT LET IT GO
(no,no,no,no)
lmao same
"First, the recipient can not lift"
Me to my gym coach
1:17 "Putin will continue"
...Welp
"Look at muslims"
Me: eXcUsE mE
"Yeah, they seem cool"
Me: oh, why thank you:D
Yay
Yanssss
x yasssssss
Are you turkish?
@@p3tert0rk and if he they aren't? And if they are???
"And if you are under it, you will not be entertained"
...poor bottoms.
The what?!
I've been looking for a comment about that line. Thought I'd have to make it myself! Haha!
@@legallycritter4984 ? I'm honestly confused about what you're confused about... there is literally no 'the' in the original comment.
@@conlon4332 actually It was spelling error sorry, It supposed to say "boto-... What?" But I'm too lazy.
I'm confused on what does the "bottom" refers to
@@evilzombie9305 I actually search that up and it's not that traumatizing since my sister usually refers bottom as "Uke"
“Do not let him go”
That’s the opposite of the meaning of the song-
Lmao I didn’t realize that
It predicted the future
"8th, do not have a friend"
*"You know that you are going to marry her in the morning"*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Do not have a freind. You are going to marry her in the morning.
Me: But their freinds......????
I was reading comments while watching and it said this as i read your comment
because if you make friends, then you'rw practicly breaking the bro code
@@angelerror4086 I don't get it.
@@spamtonthing most friends don't have a girlfriend, and they want you to priotize bro, not a girl, or you will be called a simp
'Jan, he's breathing!'
Jan: Okay cool we don't have to call an ambulance then
That's funny I immediately started laughing lol lmao
Mum: ATLANTA WILL BE IN STUTTGART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I read it as "Jan! He's breathing!" As in, you didn't do your job
Or something
@@codyschwartz2827 free
Great, we're gonna have to knock him out even harder!
"Putin will continue"
WAS THIS FORESHADOWING-
"Putin will continue"
Well damn, made in 2018 and accurate asf
By no means nothing will change
Oh god this better not be a prediction
@@KoopaKid660 especially not the anarchy part at the end...
1:51 1,2 8th..... wow google translate, you sure do know how to count.....
LOL
That is Valve
Google: hmm... Well..... Frequently asked question
Not A Gamer, Valve can count alright, up to 2 then things get hazy.
Then 95th of course
'you have to do your homework now!' *slowly realises that I was meant to be doing homework and not watching youtube...*
Pamela Rose Exact same I mean who needs math hw when you can have THIS?
#same happens to me all the time I feel you
same here i have a project due monday but i'm doing nothing who cares if its my first grade of the trimester...oh wait
now you know why i do my homework at school (also my teacher dosnt give me much)
Same...but im addicted to CZcams...
“do not have a friend, you know you’re gonna have to marry her in the morning”
2 questions,
1: why do you have to marry her?
2: what’s wrong with her that you can’t have friends?
Shotgun wedding.
@@StrazdasLT Piggybacking off this:
Shotgun wedding with a controlling fiancée.
So I clicked on this, because recommended, the first thing I heard was "p a p e r t o w e l".
I nearly died lmao
"Are you sure you should sleep in the morning?"
Look, Google Translate, I don't judge YOUR lifestyle.
Why yes, I work third shift...I have to sleep in the morning.
"Are you sure you want to sleep in the morning?" Yes.. Yes, I'm sure.
Why do u want to sleep?
Me: McCain has failed me
"I am angry about the new rules"
Little did they know...
"Do not make friends, no friends." No wonder the Genie called you friendless
1780:In the future, we will have had cured all diseases!
2018: Synchronization has left me underwater.
I read that exactly when she sang it XD.
But we have cured many fatal diseases
Coronavirus.
@@sanjana9308 yes.
Anthony Perez lol
"Synchronization has left me underwater" Synchronized swimming gone wrong?
No, its Synchronised drowning drowning by this point.
“Putin will continue”
How are these translated lyrics kinda real about right now this was made 4 years ago
watching 1:17 in 2022 be like
*Intense sweating*
Do not make friends! No friends! 😂😂
I'm angry about the new rules
Cool with me. Already there ;)
"See above" is probably the luckiest way that line could have been translated😂
0:37
Give this woman water right now!
1:18 ‘putin will continue’. OOF
THIS IS MORE ADDICTIVE THAN DUA LIPA'S VERSION
AGREED
Every time the regular song comes on I sing this version 😂
Nolan man, I do that, like with Weird al stuff.
@@nolanman7077 Same
“8th: Do not have a friend
You know you will marry her in the morning”
GT skipped rule 4th, 5th, 6th and 7th and got to the important stuff
Logic
honestly since I’m a lesbian that’s kinda true lol
Literally everyone in grade school when a male and a female are friends
Izamaya Studios so true 😂
GTS: I'm angry about the new rules
~CZcamsrs towards COPPA
Nobody:
Not even my cat:
Not even me:
CZcams Captions: *On the water yes I will*
Me: *wise words*
Time: 0:57
As a Muslim, I appreciate the shout out 🤣
So when she speaks about muslims she has to make something to not be "offensive" but when she talk about the "holy spirit of abissal dispair" it's all fine and funny... Do you find this ok?
why do you think that is ? maybe because we get so much shit for just being Muslim ?!!
TheMelopeus What are you talking about!
TheMelopeus I don't see why people are getting so upset over a google translated line.
TheMelopeus And anyway where does she say that??
"Putin will continue?" You just predicted the future 😂
Misaki Ayano, "Nothing will change" (c)
GT knows.
He has continued, invading Ukraine
It's 2022 now. More predicted future.
@@tucsonemergencyresponse2685 yep
That's haunting
Looking back on this in 2023 “Putin will continue” did not age very well.
this has NOT aged well in 2022.
"Yes that's me" so Malinda FINALLY noticed her doubles!
Sparklefish K In a GTS video at least. (The 2017 Christmas song. "Clone Choir")
Still, this is the first time in a google translate video. :)
Sparklefish K I just said that.
Sorry
They're becoming self aware!
Google translate: "nothing will change"
Covid: "haha lol"
1:46 "Dude, do not worry."
"I will have to attack again."
*attacks
Lol😂😂😂
"Putin will continue" - Thanks, Captain Obvious!
AWEtistic ???????
DeathBlossom16 I guess that Putin's reelection wasn't that big of a surprise, but maybe it was and google translate knew something we didn't? Who knows..
He is immortal, anyways.
According conspirologists, the real Putin is dead, and now it's just a clone or something like that
as a Russian, i can fully relate
Three = 8th
Well done google. Well done.
XD
Because the third protaganist of Splatoon is Agent 8
1 = paper towel
“Putin will continue”
-haha that hits different in a Ukraine war
"Putin will continue"
Yeah it looks like it
this video: 15 March 2018
last election 18 march 2018 (Putin won...)
One=Paper Towel.....
*HOW?*
The DNFer Because the dispensers only give you one at a time
Elizabeth Brawn it makes an ironic sense lol
Yeah did you not know that One is another word for Paper Towel? Look it up!
Two = Toilet Roll
Oh, the secrets of Google Translator! :D
Look aaattt Musliims *intense staring* eh they seem cool
Like this Pritchard what?!?!
That was lovely XD
I died it was funny and cute
I'm a muslim
@@khansadewani716 she called u cool
Who else is watching in 2022 and is shocked that there’s one line about Putin?
“I’m angry about the new rules!”
Everyone when social distance rules started
“Yes,friends.”
Few minutes later
“Do not make friends, no friends”
Ok sure.
And then they confirm the first "friends" bit in the end. :)
Ambiverts: *Eh, I'm flexible*
Lyrics: One
Google Translate: Paper Towel
Me: *seems legit*
"You have to do you homework now"
Me staying in bed the whole day and ignoring the bunch of homework I need to do until tomorrow, but insteed of doing it watching GT videos
“Putin will continue” (around 1:19)
Hits so diffrent now. 🇺🇦
“Looooook at Muslims”
“...”
“Huh, they seem cool”
Yes! you go Malinda 😁
Duelist Of Roses ikr a very delicate line
EmeraldKingDS i'm Muslim and i didn't find this line offensive
.............. i think 🤔
I am Muslim
Gaming With Laila i'm glad to know that bro/sis 😘😘
For a second I was worried I’d have to stop watching and unsub
“I am angry about the new rules”
Me after school bans phones
Idk if I should like cause 69
Bella Holt Search up 69 definition
My old school banned phones, but no one actually listened to that rule, they just had to be more sneaky.
Relatable
@Pastel Duckies
Well... I have some Wattpad to do now -
“Hopping will save me.” Ah yes just what I was looking for
My mind at any social event: do not make friends, no friends