Youtube Poop: Paula Deen Prepares a Demon Sacrifice

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  • čas přidán 4. 04. 2015
  • Paula Deen goes into a crazy state of mind and prepares her most devilish recipe yet.
    This is probably the most messed up YTP / CZcams Poop that I have ever made. Sorry about that. -_-
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  • @benspringer4552
    @benspringer4552 Před 7 lety +374

    "I'm about to cook y'all so come into the kitchen and die." - Paula Deen 2015

  • @purin172003
    @purin172003 Před 9 lety +244

    No she did not just say that she's in love with the Coco XD

    • @basilpiggles9231
      @basilpiggles9231 Před 8 lety +51

      +purin172003 And when you bite into those foster kids, up jump the devil!

    • @MentalAsEver
      @MentalAsEver Před 5 lety +8

      All the foster kids with the up jump the devil
      Pumped up kicks was made by foster the people. Conspiracy?

    • @mysterym444
      @mysterym444 Před 4 lety

      Kill me

    • @sketchditty1054
      @sketchditty1054 Před 4 lety +1

      "Funniest shit I've ever heard!"

    • @jamesnellis9237
      @jamesnellis9237 Před 2 lety +2

      How does (demonic voice) sound to you

  • @jefftheduck321
    @jefftheduck321 Před 9 lety +413

    This whole video is fucking art.

  • @kbs1212
    @kbs1212 Před 7 lety +129

    "I've got 6 foster kids locked in the basement I'm gonna kill."
    "A cup of heavy semen from my kid."
    😂

    • @benspringer4552
      @benspringer4552 Před 7 lety +16

      My mind is so not dirty I thought she said cement

  • @mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901

    "We're using sentence mixing. You're gonna lul" She's not incorrect...

  • @maximus6644
    @maximus6644 Před 8 lety +317

    1 cup of pure cocaine XD

    • @haleyg3856
      @haleyg3856 Před 7 lety +40

      Im in love with the coco i got it for the low low

  • @gingerfloofy
    @gingerfloofy Před 8 lety +239

    "a cup of semen from my kid in heat..."
    Beejezus, I am dying xD

    • @f0rm0r
      @f0rm0r Před 8 lety +21

      this makes it even more decadent

    • @NOACCEPTANCE772
      @NOACCEPTANCE772 Před 7 lety +24

      "HEAVY semen" xDDDDD

    • @Judger752
      @Judger752 Před 6 lety +4

      Noacceptance Sevenseventwo " *HEAVY* semen"

    • @AtheistsGoneWild_Arthur
      @AtheistsGoneWild_Arthur Před 6 lety +3

      I had to pause the video so I could finish dying.

    • @ChaosBW
      @ChaosBW Před 5 lety +1

      @@NOACCEPTANCE772 well yeah it's a whole cup

  • @MasterJoJYTP
    @MasterJoJYTP  Před 9 lety +329

    Sorry if this video is a bit weirder. I got a cold and was a bit lightheaded and delusional when I was making this. Actually went to the emergency clinic for it. I am doing a bit better now. I was working on it when I was recovering. When I got up the next day, this video was sorta just here... So I just uploaded it.

    • @MasterJoJYTP
      @MasterJoJYTP  Před 9 lety +9

      Thanks!

    • @johndoe-xu1on
      @johndoe-xu1on Před 9 lety +20

      You know even if this is supposed to be funny I'm getting kind of hungry looking at this. I swear these videos are super subliminal messages to extreme, and its working.

    • @MasterJoJYTP
      @MasterJoJYTP  Před 9 lety +41

      Mmm... Want some of that chopped foster kid, do ya?

    • @adammuller9071
      @adammuller9071 Před 8 lety +7

      Please make more Paula Deen CZcams poops 😂

    • @jefferodruigez8601
      @jefferodruigez8601 Před 8 lety +5

      +MasterJoJ I fucking love you for uploading this.

  • @Zenith_V
    @Zenith_V Před 8 lety +137

    When she says foster kids it actually sounds like she is saying it

    • @MasterJoJYTP
      @MasterJoJYTP  Před 8 lety +54

      +Justin Babbie She actually said the words, "Foster" and "Kids". I just added them together XD

    • @KrDizzy14
      @KrDizzy14 Před 4 lety +10

      @@MasterJoJYTP Assuming it was because she was cooking bananas foster and casually talking about family/kids lol.

  • @brendawilliams3672
    @brendawilliams3672 Před 8 lety +241

    up jump the devil

  • @Gamberbro237
    @Gamberbro237 Před 9 lety +37

    I just lost it when she stuck her feet into those eyeballs

  • @samwright6628
    @samwright6628 Před 8 lety +86

    me and my friend always say to each other, "and then up jump the devil"

  • @ladycheyne5607
    @ladycheyne5607 Před 9 lety +222

    13 sticks of butter: Yep, that's how we do it down south! 😁

  • @HedgehogStudios1
    @HedgehogStudios1 Před 6 lety +48

    This poop is legendary. There needs to be some sort of YTP hall of fame with this video at the top.

  • @theothermagneticaesthetic
    @theothermagneticaesthetic Před 3 lety +12

    This has some of the cleanest sentence mixing I've ever heard.

  • @blahblah24681357
    @blahblah24681357 Před 4 lety +13

    such a god tier poop. i remember laughing my ass off watching this years ago. few poops since then can compare. instant classic in poop history.

  • @TiernanWilkinson
    @TiernanWilkinson Před 9 lety +30

    It's like a demon sacrifice XD

  • @bambiii606
    @bambiii606 Před 7 lety +8

    "13 sticks'a buutter" *clicks off and deletes CZcams*😂😂💀💀💀

  • @madlymidnight25
    @madlymidnight25 Před 8 lety +22

    And now, I'm gonna poop and transfer that to my bowl, and let that cool.

  • @MediEvilFan147
    @MediEvilFan147 Před 7 lety +156

    I'm seriously so depressed right now and this made me laugh like hell. Haha.

    • @evandiaz8246
      @evandiaz8246 Před 6 lety +8

      MediEvilFan 147 I watch this kind of stuff when I'm depressed

    • @JunaidWolf3
      @JunaidWolf3 Před 6 lety +6

      MediEvilFan 147 same when I feel depressed I try watching funny videos

    • @sleepy6197
      @sleepy6197 Před 4 lety +1

      Same! Listening to Green Day also works for me

    • @josephdoesmore8922
      @josephdoesmore8922 Před 3 lety +2

      Alex Scholl omg yeahh and yus i watch paula deen ytps when im depressed 😞

    • @boperez2841
      @boperez2841 Před 3 lety

      You need to try adderall then

  • @adammuller9071
    @adammuller9071 Před 8 lety +18

    "Butter me up like I'm Paula Deen"

  • @marswalker1386
    @marswalker1386 Před 8 lety +8

    Up jump the devil.
    Seriously, I _love_ when ytps create horror themed stories of such innocuous media/pop cultural figures.

  • @scimtar4487
    @scimtar4487 Před 8 lety +5

    0:06 Vodjz Emcarrash... That's why you dont need a Demon Sacrifice.

  • @WaviBaby
    @WaviBaby Před 9 lety +11

    im in love with the coco get it for the lolo i choked on my sandwhich here

  • @Richtofenfan
    @Richtofenfan Před 9 lety +30

    Up jump the devil

  • @Lvrzoee
    @Lvrzoee Před 6 lety +21

    *how does flushaahhahqhabba sound to ya* 😂

  • @tehbomba7177
    @tehbomba7177 Před 9 lety +39

    Deviled eggs

  • @Chris29_11
    @Chris29_11 Před 8 lety +8

    "Ten sticks of butter" and then the whole kitchen is filled with buttersticks! Laugh so hard about that lol!! XD

  • @24karatHAMSTER
    @24karatHAMSTER Před 8 lety +13

    I cried of laughter

  • @yousuck3516
    @yousuck3516 Před 8 lety +5

    7 months later and this still has me cracking up

  • @ramonrodriguez6713
    @ramonrodriguez6713 Před 9 lety +6

    " I got some nice wonderful fresh eyeballs from the cemetery" I lost it really bad there. XD

    • @mashedburgerpatties903
      @mashedburgerpatties903 Před 2 lety

      Same here. The way she said cemetery made me laugh so hard i choked on my beer.

  • @evandiaz8246
    @evandiaz8246 Před 6 lety +5

    When the eyeballs and the feet thing I died I laughed so hard 🤣😂😂😂 LMAO

  • @GabrielMartinez-pe6ln
    @GabrielMartinez-pe6ln Před 2 měsíci +2

    “I got some nice wonderful fresh eyeballs from the cemetery, we’re gonna on our toes in!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @PeterGriffin11
    @PeterGriffin11 Před 6 lety +13

    UP JUMP THE DEVIL.

  • @haleyg3856
    @haleyg3856 Před 7 lety +46

    i got some fresh eyeballs from the cemetery were gonna dip our toes in im dead lol😂😂😂

  • @DarkorbitKing100
    @DarkorbitKing100 Před 7 lety +2

    It's like she's making what they were eating in Resident Evil 7 lol

  • @cyrus741
    @cyrus741 Před 6 lety +19

    1:40 " I'm in love with the CoCo." 😂

  • @bayleerene7013
    @bayleerene7013 Před 4 lety +4

    0:11 "alright alright alright " 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ethan1702
    @ethan1702 Před 6 lety +4

    1:06 “and now im gonna poop” 😂😂💀

  • @ikeute
    @ikeute Před 8 lety +4

    I can't stop watching this one. It cracks me up every time. The foster kids thing and the rum haha

  • @FoxiFyer
    @FoxiFyer Před 6 lety +8

    Masterclass word mixing!

  • @TeodoraB16
    @TeodoraB16 Před 6 lety +2

    I've never even heard of this lady but already watched all of the YTP videos with her

  • @adammuller9071
    @adammuller9071 Před 8 lety +4

    "I have some wonderful fresh eyeballs from the cemetery that we're gonna dip our toes in" wtf xDDD

  • @maxaltenkirch1022
    @maxaltenkirch1022 Před 2 lety +2

    This is one my top favorite YTPs of all time

  • @obloke3366
    @obloke3366 Před 9 lety +10

    Holy shit dude! How are you so good?
    I've seen adults who do this for a living and all they do is make annoying sounds in their videos. You are by far the best!

    • @MasterJoJYTP
      @MasterJoJYTP  Před 9 lety +4

      oskar helmore I don't know... Lol! I watched a ton of videos over all of the time and identified a lot of the elements that made me laugh. I guess when I started making a ton of YTPs it sort of just happened with practice.

  • @Todo-1996
    @Todo-1996 Před 6 lety +3

    Every time she says demon sacrifice I can't help but smile and almost laugh 😂

  • @TheSkillz3000
    @TheSkillz3000 Před 5 lety +1

    "Nice, wonderful fresh eyeballs...FROM THE CEMETARY!!"

  • @silverfoxy3527
    @silverfoxy3527 Před 6 lety +3

    I need to watch this again so I can master the recipe

  • @FireMewMew
    @FireMewMew Před rokem +1

    Paula Deen YTPs are some of the best videos ever lmao

  • @andrewnite9548
    @andrewnite9548 Před 8 lety +5

    2:10 paw la dean what hath thou doneth

  • @deffdefying4803
    @deffdefying4803 Před 6 lety +3

    13 sticks of butter? Christ how about just feeding me pure cholesterol

  • @leejones5026
    @leejones5026 Před 9 lety +5

    LOL that was funny!
    The opening part and the whole kitchen blowing up were the best parts!

    • @MasterJoJYTP
      @MasterJoJYTP  Před 9 lety

      James Wolf I was worried that it might be too weird XD

    • @leejones5026
      @leejones5026 Před 9 lety

      MasterJoJ Oh no it's not weird it's funny!

    • @MasterJoJYTP
      @MasterJoJYTP  Před 9 lety +1

      Thanks :D

    • @leejones5026
      @leejones5026 Před 9 lety +1

      your welcome. Say you should do a crossover with this show and Ghost Adventures. You could call it "YTP Ghost Adventures Visits The Kitchen From HELL!"

    • @MasterJoJYTP
      @MasterJoJYTP  Před 9 lety

      lol That would be hard. Sorry, but I've got a full list right now. I do want to make another Ghost Adventures YTP though.

  • @franciswall2156
    @franciswall2156 Před 6 lety +2

    Nothing can put me off a dessert so delicious on the eyes like a YTP edit

  • @iPLAYtheSTATION
    @iPLAYtheSTATION Před rokem +2

    Paula Deen is definitely someone that would add 13 sticks of butter.

  • @Shutupb1tch420
    @Shutupb1tch420 Před 4 lety +2

    2:10 I fucking lost it when she looks concerned and starts to stare at her plate while her hand starts to shake and she suddenly becomes a possessed grandma and ya know the rest...

  • @redlovely1953
    @redlovely1953 Před 6 lety +10

    1:17 - 1:22 Rofl!!!

  • @BENKYism
    @BENKYism Před 8 lety +4

    +underrated poop

  • @jetvette66
    @jetvette66 Před 9 lety +3

    Ha! Eyeballs from the cemetary.

  • @ChuckRoast14
    @ChuckRoast14 Před 6 lety +2

    Dat sentence mixing!

  • @davek89666
    @davek89666 Před rokem +2

    This is a masterpiece

  • @chloemitchell6216
    @chloemitchell6216 Před 9 lety +1

    One of my favourite YTP ever omg, can't get enough, thanks.

  • @thisflowerpotspeaksfreedom

    It’s like a demon sacrifice.

  • @P1995.
    @P1995. Před 5 lety +2

    0:32 lol mountain of butter 😂😂

  • @protocetid
    @protocetid Před 8 lety +11

    too funny cant breathe!

  • @lunahetfield
    @lunahetfield Před 5 lety +3

    When u bite into those foster kids up jump the devil XD

  • @liasuckslmao
    @liasuckslmao Před 5 lety +4

    That intro 😂

  • @TheLeastOfficialOfBros
    @TheLeastOfficialOfBros Před 4 lety +4

    0:36 this is what Paula Deens kitchen actually looks like. Just piles of sticks of butter all over the table with some butter on the side

  • @ardentlines814
    @ardentlines814 Před 6 lety +3

    I think she was actually making banana foster crepés.........

  • @danhernandez7499
    @danhernandez7499 Před 6 lety +2

    this is well put together and hilarious

  • @t-swag9856
    @t-swag9856 Před 6 lety +1

    MasterJoJ This is some hilarious stuff right there.

  • @baddieb1956
    @baddieb1956 Před 6 lety +2

    "A cup of heavy semen from my kid in heat" WHAT THE FUCK GJGNHDJSHDHF 😂

  • @JaysMissingKidney
    @JaysMissingKidney Před 5 lety +1

    My favorite YTP of all time.

  • @wapandweedislife
    @wapandweedislife Před 7 lety +3

    in goes about a cup of chopped foster kids lol

  • @dqll
    @dqll Před 6 lety +8

    2:15
    NOPE N - N - N - NOPE
    NO THANKS
    BYE
    ADIOS
    THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME
    YOU MAY LEAVE
    THE DOOR IS RIGHT THERE
    BYE BYE NOW

  • @magnified111
    @magnified111 Před 9 lety +9

    For me this is by far your funniest poop yet, and surely one of my all-time faves at this point! You gotta get a cold more often, and if you don't, do whatever it takes to make you this delightfully delusional. This is brilliance!!

    • @MasterJoJYTP
      @MasterJoJYTP  Před 9 lety +2

      Lol! I was in hell when I was making this...

  • @orlandowordsmith6208
    @orlandowordsmith6208 Před rokem +1

    I lol'ed like I haven't lol'ed in ages. Well done!

  • @colarooster
    @colarooster Před 7 lety +4

    "i'm about to cook yall" is the first warning sign that tells you that you need to leave her kitchen of satanic horror right now

  • @adammuller9071
    @adammuller9071 Před 8 lety +4

    Literally in tears 😂😂😂

  • @ronaldmcdonald6162
    @ronaldmcdonald6162 Před 7 lety +5

    "I'm in love with the CoCo I got it for the LoLo"

  • @f0rm0r
    @f0rm0r Před 8 lety +2

    How does Faghs il-Ghash sound to you? It's like a demon sacrifice.

  • @ertz141
    @ertz141 Před 7 lety +4

    Poor foster kids

  • @SuperBuildsInMC
    @SuperBuildsInMC Před 4 lety +1

    "I've got 666 foster kids locked in my basement that I'm gonna kill, I'm nuts." Lmao

  • @wizzardwacs
    @wizzardwacs Před 6 lety +1

    This was pretty expertly done!

  • @tomburgess8485
    @tomburgess8485 Před 8 lety +1

    You need to make more videos like this. This video and the Jurassic park one are the best CZcams poops on CZcams. Your probably one of the best CZcams poop you tubers. You should make a Jurassic park the lost world CZcams poop

  • @Thedarkslender
    @Thedarkslender Před 6 lety

    One of the best yet

  • @ClausMichaelFasting
    @ClausMichaelFasting Před 6 lety +3

    I have 666 foster kids locked in the basement xD Kinda out of place!

  • @Phantazma1988
    @Phantazma1988 Před 8 lety

    Perfect Devil Paula, a enemy that Goku has yet to face on the battlefield

  • @einsteinboricua
    @einsteinboricua Před 4 lety +2

    This video permanently marked me. Every time I’m getting flour for a recipe I always say that I need “X cups of pure cocaine...I’m in love with the CoCo”.

  • @Kittynez75
    @Kittynez75 Před 9 lety

    -w- Ohhhhh, yeah. Can't stop watching this o.o hope ya' get way more views!!!! This is YTP GOLD!!!

  • @drewconway7135
    @drewconway7135 Před rokem +1

    “One cup of pure cocaine” sent me 😂

  • @isaiahdooley5953
    @isaiahdooley5953 Před 7 lety

    Probably one of the best Paula YTPs I've ever seen. I've probably watched this at least 30 times since it was posted.

    • @MasterJoJYTP
      @MasterJoJYTP  Před 7 lety +1

      Thanks dude!

    • @isaiahdooley5953
      @isaiahdooley5953 Před 7 lety

      HOLY FUCK.
      (If you reply, are you planning on making any more YTPs?)

    • @MasterJoJYTP
      @MasterJoJYTP  Před 7 lety

      Yes. I am about done with school this semester, and I have the summer off to do some YTPs. I've got some ideas, but I do not really know exactly what I am going to do yet.

    • @isaiahdooley5953
      @isaiahdooley5953 Před 7 lety

      MasterJoJ I think another Paula YTP would be great. Or something that has story? Idk. But I'm glad you're planning more. You haven't disappointed me. (Much >:))

  • @paulosicne5803
    @paulosicne5803 Před 4 lety

    The best paula deen ytp I've ever seen. LOL!

  • @yes7012
    @yes7012 Před 6 lety +1

    I'm in love with the coco. lol

  • @dusk565
    @dusk565 Před 6 lety +1

    You, sir, earned a sub purely for "I have six six six foster kids locked in the basement that I'm gonna kill"

  • @reneekatz
    @reneekatz Před 7 lety +3

    Only 13 sticks of butter this time?

  • @dopplerfox
    @dopplerfox Před 4 lety +2

    This is actually so creative wtf

  • @notmichael0
    @notmichael0 Před 9 lety

    You are seriously the next big pooper... Your sentence mixing is divine.

  • @lenkaido1357
    @lenkaido1357 Před 4 lety +1

    2:33 "Dont make YTP's when youre sick."

  • @baileyrob
    @baileyrob Před 6 lety +1

    Best Paula Deen ytp yet

  • @masonhhoffman
    @masonhhoffman Před 8 lety

    I have followed this video step by step and I can assure you that I, in fact, summoned the devil.