14 Minutes On Why Being a Woman is Exhausting

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  • čas přidán 22. 03. 2021
  • These women describe why being a woman is exhausting. Can you relate?
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    Taylor Tomlinson, Ali Wong, Christina P, & Iliza Shlesinger.
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  • @ZaZa-nm6sw
    @ZaZa-nm6sw Před 3 lety +10799

    "Good for you Jacket, no one's putting you in a suitcase.!" 🤣🤣

  • @soysauce8587
    @soysauce8587 Před 3 lety +8813

    “If your date’s not laughing he’s for sure going to kill you” 😂😂😂
    I love her 😂

    • @supreme5580
      @supreme5580 Před 2 lety +48

      Taylor is so underrated...

    • @soysauce8587
      @soysauce8587 Před 2 lety +118

      @ODIN Force don’t care didn’t ask.

    • @jessicatatum7769
      @jessicatatum7769 Před 2 lety +20

      my fav comedian hands down

    • @chrisjay1196
      @chrisjay1196 Před 2 lety +51

      ​@ODIN Force bigger buzzkill than buzz killington

    • @Jake-jw1dj
      @Jake-jw1dj Před 2 lety +18

      It’s definitely an interesting way to address the fact that many people in the audience weren’t laughing at her terrible jokes.

  • @a.h.5296
    @a.h.5296 Před 2 lety +1442

    “A minute to minute adjustment” is the best description I’ve ever heard about being a woman

    • @paulgilbert2506
      @paulgilbert2506 Před 2 lety

      Yes... women are neurotic AF. Literally no one cares if something is not absolutely perfect... except the woman herself.

    • @wetstinkysocks2950
      @wetstinkysocks2950 Před rokem +1

      I wanna be your toilet paper OwO

    • @peteryeeterson5766
      @peteryeeterson5766 Před 4 měsíci

      @@wetstinkysocks2950 🤨📸

  • @sarahlouise11
    @sarahlouise11 Před 2 lety +1256

    "Maintain our fuckability at every era of our lives" how damned true

    • @130VonKleist
      @130VonKleist Před rokem +9

      Something better to offer?

    • @dead-ringer
      @dead-ringer Před rokem +49

      @@130VonKleist I have brilliant ass-kicking skills I’d be very happy to demonstrate

    • @130VonKleist
      @130VonKleist Před rokem

      @@dead-ringer the only thing a dumpy keyboard warrior like you scares is the staff at a buffet

    • @embracepaininc
      @embracepaininc Před rokem

      Annnnddd whats the problem? Don't be lazy. geesh

    • @sarahlouise11
      @sarahlouise11 Před rokem +29

      @@130VonKleist my brain, hobbies, interests, personality, family, friends, talents, money ... and you?

  • @yobogoya4367
    @yobogoya4367 Před 3 lety +11488

    Ali Wong is 100% right. Don't ever fake it. We are trying to learn what you like. Fake it, and you'll end up getting THAT for the rest of the relationship. It's self-sabotage.

    • @HungryForTastyFoodAndComicArt
      @HungryForTastyFoodAndComicArt Před 3 lety +283

      Exactly. It's parallel to men being smart enough to never iron the clothes properly. 😉

    • @deeday5828
      @deeday5828 Před 3 lety +26

      Too true

    • @jonathaneaton2204
      @jonathaneaton2204 Před 3 lety +201

      @Kris Kripotos There are better ways to say it than just saying your the worst ever. Just say something like "could you try doing this sometime? I read where it's supposed to be out of this world." Doesn't hurt anyone's feelings and the guy will want to try it so he can feel good for pleasing you.

    • @ragnarok7976
      @ragnarok7976 Před 3 lety +134

      @Kris Kripotos Life opens up when you realize the places tact can get you. If you can find a way to gently highlight weakness without giving the impression that you intend to pounce on it, people will really respond to it.
      Instead if telling them they are awful, maybe ask them why they are doing it a certain way or suggest an improvement. If they change their strategy and get different results then they are not awful their strategy was.

    • @jaefrmbk2k
      @jaefrmbk2k Před 3 lety +5

      👍🏽

  • @sunnylotus
    @sunnylotus Před 3 lety +3617

    “dont use my thigh as a tripod”
    LMAAAAO i didnt realize how much i need to say this out loud

    • @CaptainAMAZINGGG
      @CaptainAMAZINGGG Před 3 lety +48

      She made me almost crylaugh. She's so real 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Lady_G007
      @Lady_G007 Před 3 lety +59

      She was PREACHING!!! It IS a privilege! So act like it

    • @supreme5580
      @supreme5580 Před 2 lety

      🤣

    • @mrbejam
      @mrbejam Před 2 lety +24

      I had never thought about it before and will now never do it again. 😆

    • @MrLamontCranston
      @MrLamontCranston Před 2 lety +2

      @@supreme5580 ahahahahahahahaaaa! She is so damn funny!

  • @zararobnett8284
    @zararobnett8284 Před 2 lety +479

    “Why is there always a natures valley granola bar, crushed, in the bottom of your purse” I laughed out loud! Totally related

    • @nikkiproper
      @nikkiproper Před rokem +3

      Same

    • @stevecasey1037
      @stevecasey1037 Před rokem +2

      ... Like Helen Keller learning to spell Water...

    • @laurenm9203
      @laurenm9203 Před rokem +1

      I generally can’t stand this kind of comedy but the granola bar rings so true for me.

    • @DebbieIancu
      @DebbieIancu Před rokem

      I literally laughed out loud for a solid minute

  • @Leoprincess3038
    @Leoprincess3038 Před 2 lety +1773

    Her telling sex jokes and being pregnant as hell is hilarious 🤣😂🤰

  • @JadeLwoj
    @JadeLwoj Před 3 lety +3744

    Christina: They don't call guys animal names and DILF's
    Me: *side-eyes Tumblr warily*

  • @BoeingPrototype
    @BoeingPrototype Před 2 lety +2101

    09:00 that “homeostasis achieved” was on fucking point.

  • @cricketxing
    @cricketxing Před 2 lety +275

    "They dont call you guys DILF's"
    Gen Z: haha yea...

  • @imdjc4
    @imdjc4 Před 2 lety +200

    11:51 "...yes I can multitask and keep talking. I'll make a great partner...MARRY ME." I just about lost it with that line. Hilarious.

  • @gillpop
    @gillpop Před 3 lety +4353

    This is why you have smaller bags inside your bags. To organize the shit you can’t find so you can find it. I like to use old school pencil bags for makeup, mints and emergency snacks.

    • @bristoloreilly2838
      @bristoloreilly2838 Před 3 lety +135

      But where the fun in that? My husband calls my purse the black hole...stuff goes in, never to be found again lol.

    • @gillpop
      @gillpop Před 3 lety +163

      @@bristoloreilly2838 it’s fun because it’s like having a Mary Poppins bag. I go in, stuff comes out that people never see coming. It’s awesome. Need a nail file? Got it! Need a toolkit? Got it! Tissues, bottled water, flashlight, whistle, zip ties, snacks, first aid kit, soap, floss, toothbrush, sunscreen, etc...✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅
      I like to be prepared. For anything

    • @daniellealexandria7946
      @daniellealexandria7946 Před 3 lety +12

      @@gillpop LMAO SAME!!!

    • @leanaahmed
      @leanaahmed Před 3 lety +40

      But then you forget which little bag is for which item type. 😂

    • @gillpop
      @gillpop Před 3 lety +59

      @@leanaahmed got that covered too, homes. It’s called a label maker👍🏾🏷

  • @stoniegadg3t-music345
    @stoniegadg3t-music345 Před 3 lety +3369

    "That's some dark magic"
    "Down the yellow brick road to safety"
    Lmao 🤣🤣

    • @amyjones7815
      @amyjones7815 Před 3 lety +52

      Apparently another way is to hold hands and skip. No matter where me and my cousin went in the mall the same group of guys were walking behind us so we decided to do that and it worked.

    • @PichuElric
      @PichuElric Před 2 lety +1

      @@amyjones7815 It makes us look like children, which will probably only keep away the normal rapists. The pedos? Probably not so much

    • @hollyninjaaa
      @hollyninjaaa Před 2 lety +1

      I'M DYING

    • @Rakschas666
      @Rakschas666 Před rokem +1

      My favourite was the "Curse if the black pearl". Nasty but ingenious.

  • @henrimatisse7481
    @henrimatisse7481 Před rokem +120

    "can't go for walk by myself, I have all these holes. Drafty" Perfect expression of female vulnerability

    • @Mushroom321-
      @Mushroom321- Před 7 měsíci

      Right!!!😮😬🙄

    • @nillehessy
      @nillehessy Před 6 měsíci +2

      and when some younger hot thing walks by they go like ´huhh i could look like that
      ... hehehh yehh

  • @Baby_Doll1989
    @Baby_Doll1989 Před rokem +10

    Lmao 😂 I died at "no not nanna".

  • @elrored
    @elrored Před 3 lety +5597

    The first clip might be the only time I have somewhat related to “what it’s like to be a woman” comedy.
    I have never felt scared of not wearing makeup. I have been scared of walking alone at night. I wish more female comics would give this kind of social commentary. It’s well needed.

    • @mbolduc
      @mbolduc Před 3 lety +76

      Concealed carry is your friend. Pepper gel, at least

    • @GBergroth
      @GBergroth Před 3 lety +185

      Guys get nervous walking at night too. We get jumped, beaten up and murdered. Definitely raped less but it’s not hard for guys to relate to those fears and concerns.

    • @thenaturebro
      @thenaturebro Před 3 lety +34

      Scared of not using makeup? That's some high level bs

    • @Oscarwildedog
      @Oscarwildedog Před 3 lety +151

      Comedy is exaggerated truth a lot of the time. Obviously, most women would consider going out a lot of the time without makeup. But it's the exaggeration - meaning, women have to be "on point" more than men have to - that brings the funny.

    • @bunnyluver2176
      @bunnyluver2176 Před 3 lety +311

      @@GBergroth You think you understand but you don’t understand. It’s not just walking at night... it’s never ending, every situation where men are around.

  • @jordanbattle6442
    @jordanbattle6442 Před 3 lety +2361

    The last girl story is relatable so many times my sister has asked me to find makeup in her bag and it’s literally impossible

    • @umsrum
      @umsrum Před 3 lety +34

      I had a friend that would bring a big purse with her and she would ask me to find stuff in her bag. All I had to do was stick my hand I and 2 seconds later I would find the object. I honestly think i might have super human powers lol

    • @jpalmer891
      @jpalmer891 Před 3 lety +37

      My friends who are lesbians made a joke about “the hand in the bag” a while ago, while one was fumbling around in her bag the other said “omg girl just pretend it’s my.....”, I sprayed my drink and damn near choked to death laughing!

    • @Alczix
      @Alczix Před 3 lety +3

      @@jpalmer891 🤣😂😂😅I think I just died, haha good one

    • @Fnoalle
      @Fnoalle Před 3 lety +1

      Comedy for girls

    • @vladmordekeiser1054
      @vladmordekeiser1054 Před 3 lety +6

      We man don't understand how hard it would be to get a little more organized. Look at our bags/suitcases. Everything in it's right place.
      A (female) psychologist told me decades ago that men's and women's bags are physical representations of male and female psyches. Order and chaos.

  • @marshmallowsilk3789
    @marshmallowsilk3789 Před rokem +14

    "I believe that's what Elvis was doing"
    That line killed me 🤣🤣

  • @ryanabernathy4144
    @ryanabernathy4144 Před rokem +60

    As a man with anxiety, Iliza talking about 4 minutes of homeostasis is 100% relatable for me.

  • @floresaza253
    @floresaza253 Před 3 lety +3054

    Practice makes perfect. Never lie to your husband about what satisfies you, it's an investment well spent!

    • @alwaysv
      @alwaysv Před 3 lety +12

      Amen

    • @supreme5580
      @supreme5580 Před 2 lety +17

      A pornstar once said: women should taste their own pussy in the shower, if you can't taste your own pussy in the shower how can you possibly let someone else taste it?

    • @eyeseer1
      @eyeseer1 Před 2 lety +19

      Unless you’re honest with people and yourself you are just wasting their time.

    • @maggiekarabel123
      @maggiekarabel123 Před 2 lety +34

      Honestly my mom told me never to fake it and I took it to heart. She’s been happily married since 1973. It’s just good advice. Cuz sex can gloss over a lot of problems man… as Chris Rock said, “You gots to fuck!”

    • @mg8642
      @mg8642 Před 2 lety +1

      No one actually fakes it in real life, it's a shitty fake stereotype

  • @Bo7bbsie
    @Bo7bbsie Před 3 lety +4580

    “Gotta put on the armour of the Lord everyday” Real talk though 🔥💯👌🏾

    • @crystaltillman5547
      @crystaltillman5547 Před 3 lety +22

      real talk!!

    • @MirageThaHustla
      @MirageThaHustla Před 3 lety +46

      I agree belief in imaginary sky daddy is pretty funny. Especially when you go so far to think that this imaginary sky daddy is protecting you. Lol. Pure comedy gold. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @crystaltillman5547
      @crystaltillman5547 Před 3 lety +39

      @@MirageThaHustla God is real

    • @driveramd12
      @driveramd12 Před 3 lety +21

      The enemy is an expert in shooting when you least expected. Wear you body armor everyday

    • @Bo7bbsie
      @Bo7bbsie Před 3 lety +28

      @@MirageThaHustla “imaginary sky daddy” that’s a new one 😅 At least we know you’ve been blessed with creativity. I pray He may continue to pursue until you call upon His name in truth ❤️

  • @randyranderson690
    @randyranderson690 Před 5 měsíci +10

    My lady had issues like in that last joke, so I made for her a roll-up tool kit with pouches for all of her make-up and I also added some trimmed first-aid absorbent pads as aa lining to absorbe any spills or leaks. I got some nice material and used a sewing machine (Yes i have one and can use it) to finish it. I gave it to her on valentine's day 2008 and she loved it.
    Relationship goals

    • @rene3759
      @rene3759 Před 5 měsíci +2

      You are litterally a prince charming. Good for you and her. My Grandpa also used to own and use a sweing machine (he learned it from his dad) my grandma hates sewing so he used to do all the sewing for us, fixing pillows, bed sheets, clothes our teddies would go to Doctor Grandpa, awesome memoriess. This is why I adore men who are skilled in all kind of handywork including sewing and stuff. Lots of good memories. He fixed and beautified one of my dresses in school, it doesnt fit me anymore but i can't throw it away a keep it as a memory of him. He is also the reason my mom became a designer. Yes relationship goals

    • @Shawn-zt3gv
      @Shawn-zt3gv Před 4 měsíci

      How long before she stopped using it?

  • @contumelious-8440
    @contumelious-8440 Před rokem +11

    Wong and Shlesinger were hilarious. Both had me laughing out loud (for real, not the lol thing) and I appreciate their performances. Well done, all the ladies.

  • @BrianRocksNow
    @BrianRocksNow Před 3 lety +1612

    Iliza: mentions dudes adjusting balls
    Me: *adjusts balls immediately*
    Iliza: mentions men's immediate desire to adjust balls after bringing it up
    Me: *adjusts balls again*

  • @aishwaryasathe5880
    @aishwaryasathe5880 Před 2 lety +504

    Screw having perfect makeup, do you SEE Iliza's arms?? I wish I had those muscles omg

  • @BrandonHardaker
    @BrandonHardaker Před 11 měsíci +16

    These women are extremely funny and amazing! Listening to them made me laugh so hard!

  • @JordiVanderwaal
    @JordiVanderwaal Před rokem +5

    I've watched so many Taylor Tomlinson stand-up clips, but that one about getting safe home was *hilarious* .

  • @douglasblowe805
    @douglasblowe805 Před 3 lety +2011

    After my wife died I looked at all her purses and so help me God's I found several granola bars Nature Valley granola bars in the bottoms of her purses LOL

    • @MrJoeylj
      @MrJoeylj Před 3 lety +64

      Dude I wouldn't even go in there. Nope won't do it.

    • @jenniferdennis6465
      @jenniferdennis6465 Před 3 lety +22

      ❤❤❤

    • @Amandcr
      @Amandcr Před 3 lety +64

      I mean I have some Granola bars just in case, and band-aids.

    • @The1morningstar
      @The1morningstar Před 3 lety +132

      I'm so sorry about your loss. 💕

    • @ForeverFinest
      @ForeverFinest Před 2 lety +64

      Sorry for your loss brother

  • @dox_xus
    @dox_xus Před 3 lety +2441

    "They don't call guys animal names and DILF's"... meanwhile in the gay community, bears, otters, lions, etc.

    • @JamesSmith-ts7mu
      @JamesSmith-ts7mu Před 3 lety +99

      I said basically the same thing! Lol. I think DILF is mostly ours...lmao.

    • @melanietoth1376
      @melanietoth1376 Před 3 lety +80

      Good point! I've also heard DILF among ladies about guys. Lol

    • @dox_xus
      @dox_xus Před 3 lety +74

      @@JamesSmith-ts7mu I love Christina P, but as a gay man, I have to respectfully disagree about her dad aversion. I love a good dad bod! Haha

    • @azahias9
      @azahias9 Před 3 lety +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @andrewthezeppo
      @andrewthezeppo Před 3 lety +61

      Like buzzfeed has had entire articles written by women about "celebrity DILFS" AND "hottest dad bods"

  • @jodajipe
    @jodajipe Před 10 měsíci +2

    “Is that a brown, braided belt?” 😂😂😂

  • @g.gonzalez6138
    @g.gonzalez6138 Před 2 lety +6

    "I do that joke so the Tinder people get home safe, that's who that's for" 🤣

  • @alan.smitheeee
    @alan.smitheeee Před 3 lety +3471

    Is Ali Wong perpetually pregnant or are we seeing a certain special over and over again?

    • @nancyhanson5620
      @nancyhanson5620 Před 3 lety +265

      option 2. also same dress

    • @lostone9700
      @lostone9700 Před 3 lety +39

      both.

    • @RMS129
      @RMS129 Před 3 lety +245

      In both of her specials she’s pregnant lol (as far as I know, she has 2 kids)

    • @polyubiquitin
      @polyubiquitin Před 3 lety +214

      @@vanessadotson8067 Jesus Christ man, so this woman carrying a child doesn’t walk cute enough for you? Maybe watch the video again.

    • @prachetasnayse9709
      @prachetasnayse9709 Před 3 lety +1

      yes

  • @rastapanol
    @rastapanol Před 3 lety +156

    “Don’t use my Thigh as a Tripod” lol killing...

  • @lisagoins9218
    @lisagoins9218 Před 2 lety +19

    I loved them all. Best laugh I've had in a long time. Had to watch it twice.

  • @the_pseudo_nim
    @the_pseudo_nim Před rokem +3

    "He is bespoke to me"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @spamlives77
    @spamlives77 Před 3 lety +507

    "Homeostasis...achieved".... my morning every fucking day. Scheshlinger, a goddess

  • @bullswoodworks8398
    @bullswoodworks8398 Před 3 lety +448

    "Kathy Bates is an amazing actress because she kinda has to be" LMAO!

    • @kareemcarter6006
      @kareemcarter6006 Před 3 lety +22

      Isn't that her fat and beauty shaming another woman

    • @andrewthezeppo
      @andrewthezeppo Před 3 lety +21

      @@kareemcarter6006 isn't this you not having a sense of humor?

    • @timkingsemail
      @timkingsemail Před 3 lety +23

      @@kareemcarter6006 These ‘joke-tellers’ have Netflix specials and Kathy Bates has an Oscar. That just needs to be pointed out.

    • @Ilikefrogs..
      @Ilikefrogs.. Před 3 lety +24

      That comment was super weird to me. She's getting older now, but when I was a kid I always thought Kathy Bates was beautiful.

    • @vicrattlehead5051
      @vicrattlehead5051 Před 3 lety +15

      @@timkingsemail it also needs to be pointed out that comedy specials are filled with statements that aren't serious, like jokes

  • @stellablack4067
    @stellablack4067 Před rokem +2

    omg the bag story I swear its me every time 🤣🤣🤣

  • @thomasr7129
    @thomasr7129 Před 10 měsíci +15

    Taylor and Iliza are my favorites: Their material is 100% their own, and they OWN it: Delivery, stage presence - everything.
    I hope to see and hear both of them for many years to come - they are so talented it is scary. Keep up the good work - please!

  • @casgirlsam
    @casgirlsam Před 3 lety +490

    i don't even use purses often and somehow i feel called out by the nature's valley granola bar bit💀

    • @waywardgoddess7219
      @waywardgoddess7219 Před 3 lety +5

      I have a small ass purse lol and I feel this one too 😂
      Also, hello fellow SPN fan 😇😈🦌🐿 are you also a Gisher?

    • @casgirlsam
      @casgirlsam Před 3 lety +1

      @@waywardgoddess7219 ahaha hi! of course! it took me a few years to actually participate, but i finally got brave enough to be talked into it by misha and now im on a super chill casual team with some of my friends

    • @waywardgoddess7219
      @waywardgoddess7219 Před 3 lety

      @@casgirlsam that's awesome! I've been on the same team since the Halloween hunt and we all talk nearly every day.

    • @leighreinhart6185
      @leighreinhart6185 Před 2 lety +1

      Mine is usually a smashed Larabar, but same sentiment applies.

    • @gregdahlen4375
      @gregdahlen4375 Před 2 lety

      me too cuz i'm always hungry

  • @HaywoodJablomi_420
    @HaywoodJablomi_420 Před 3 lety +576

    Liza literally describes every thought, emotion and situation I have ever had or found myself in. She is my spirit sister.

    • @GBergroth
      @GBergroth Před 3 lety +3

      She looks good too.

    • @fannypliers3716
      @fannypliers3716 Před 3 lety +15

      @@GBergroth wow you totally got the point. congrats 👏🏻

    • @waywardgoddess7219
      @waywardgoddess7219 Před 3 lety +10

      @@GBergroth I didn't expect to have every brain cell collectively facepalm this early in the morning, but here we are 🤦🏼😑

    • @user-yk7dc9hu2k
      @user-yk7dc9hu2k Před 3 lety +5

      @@waywardgoddess7219 if Graham was a woman or gay would you react the same way?

    • @waywardgoddess7219
      @waywardgoddess7219 Před 3 lety +3

      @@user-yk7dc9hu2k yeah, cause it ain't about her fkn looks no matter what gender you identify as or who you are intimate with. Besides, it would be oxymoronic to say "if he was a woman" while this badass comedian is laying down some misogynistic knowledge. Also, way to justify his shitty response by bringing minorities into it. Doing that literally proves how shitty his remark was.

  • @MimiLacadena
    @MimiLacadena Před 2 lety +3

    I wasnt a big humor fan until women comedians started popping up, I love it 😍 🤣🤣

  • @Charismatic6
    @Charismatic6 Před 2 lety +3

    The accuracy of the Nature's Valley granola bar 🤣🤣🤣

  • @robert10197
    @robert10197 Před 2 lety +74

    “hOmEoStAsiS AcHieVed” made me lose my SHIT hahahaa

  • @bunnyluver2176
    @bunnyluver2176 Před 3 lety +326

    This is a joke Hugh Jackman makes in a Toyota commercial. 😂

  • @MichaelBiebersWorld
    @MichaelBiebersWorld Před 2 lety +3

    Iliza... a gem! She is over of the very few that has a vocabulary of multisyllabic words. A+

  • @tigurr
    @tigurr Před 2 lety +1

    What a great collection of funny ladies!

  • @cl7700
    @cl7700 Před 3 lety +409

    "Is that a brown braided belt?!" 😅

    • @sunnybunny333
      @sunnybunny333 Před 3 lety +3

      My favorite line 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @nicholas8479
      @nicholas8479 Před 3 lety +4

      I don't understand that comment. I guess I must be the intended target.

    • @cl7700
      @cl7700 Před 3 lety +11

      @@nicholas8479 very out of style belt used by some dads still

    • @sunnybunny333
      @sunnybunny333 Před 3 lety +8

      @@cl7700 that’s what it is.
      I can speak from experience. My father was so basic bitch.
      Get some class. Get some style. Get some personality. Get some self worth.
      EXPRESS YOURSELF 😁
      It’s that moment I’m Crazy, Stupid, Love when Ryan Gosling tells Steve Carell, “Be better than GAP.”
      Like for real.
      BE BETTER THAN GAP.
      WTF!!
      Ain’t no one telling you twice. Get the memo. Gap is not a wardrobe it’s a death sentence. For being less than basic bitch.

    • @buyvibe
      @buyvibe Před 3 lety +2

      What's her name?

  • @awung11
    @awung11 Před 2 lety +149

    "There's no such thing as a DILF"
    Twitter and Tumblr: "Yes there is"

    • @MandyRoy425
      @MandyRoy425 Před 2 lety +13

      Yeah, that joke didn’t age well 😆

  • @mariroerig2991
    @mariroerig2991 Před rokem +1

    I’m snorting! They are incredible! The last gal OMG🤣🤣🤣

  • @Actionnelll
    @Actionnelll Před 2 lety +1

    Lliza discribing the bag dig is so me 🤣👏

  • @BangiranaAllan
    @BangiranaAllan Před 3 lety +636

    'That's some dark magic. Curse of the black pearl' 😂😂

    • @bathombre9739
      @bathombre9739 Před 2 lety +2

      Yeah infected and decayed

    • @jayewherner7435
      @jayewherner7435 Před rokem

      OP is a woke simp

    • @Holiday72
      @Holiday72 Před rokem +1

      😂😂 I love a strong real woman! Best I've heard in a long time makes a whole lot of sense to me

  • @sandyfyffe6849
    @sandyfyffe6849 Před 3 lety +3039

    The most exhausting thing about being a woman is realizing how many men think they know better than you do despite you having more experience than they do. 🙄

    • @AnonEyeMouse
      @AnonEyeMouse Před 3 lety +107

      So much projection in that statement.

    • @sandyfyffe6849
      @sandyfyffe6849 Před 3 lety +276

      @@AnonEyeMouse well, this is ironic...

    • @arandomuserl6353
      @arandomuserl6353 Před 3 lety +56

      @@sandyfyffe6849 Exactly

    • @Rick_Sanchez_C137_
      @Rick_Sanchez_C137_ Před 3 lety +44

      Experience without an application of logic means you didn’t learn from that experience….

    • @sandyfyffe6849
      @sandyfyffe6849 Před 3 lety +156

      @@Rick_Sanchez_C137_ how can you apply logic to an action that is illogical itself? Literally every time I've had this happen, I've known more about the subject than the guy did. Also, your statement is quite condescending, and asinine at best, you'd likely be friends with those guys...

  • @AimeeCVaj
    @AimeeCVaj Před 2 lety +8

    Being a woman is exhausting but part of that problem is us woman and our need and desire to look and feel good about ourselves. Nothing wrong with that but a break from that once in awhile would do us good!

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 Před 10 měsíci +2

    Great Cosmo evaluation!

  • @TM-lu7wb
    @TM-lu7wb Před 2 lety +812

    As a gay man who has seen some dads out jogging or playing basketball in basketball shorts.....I beg to differ about DILFS....They do exist

    • @xxnightcorequeenxx8417
      @xxnightcorequeenxx8417 Před 2 lety +39

      ^ As a bisexual female, I can also atest that DILFS do in fact exist!

    • @88jl
      @88jl Před 2 lety +26

      There are plenty of DILFS out there.

    • @RJthing
      @RJthing Před 2 lety +3

      Nasty

    • @eduardochavacano
      @eduardochavacano Před 2 lety +10

      But the term doesnt exist. The point was men can still be hot at any age...

    • @eduardochavacano
      @eduardochavacano Před 2 lety +18

      xXNightcorequeeNXx As a Rational Quadrisexual, she did not say no older men can be hot! Her point was, aging dont affect how men are percieved. No terminologies means, no justifications.

  • @kellymarie4296
    @kellymarie4296 Před 2 lety +224

    I have to say, as someone who accidentally stabbed another person with car keys, the car key trick most definitely will work.

    • @spiceyboogerspiceybooger6437
      @spiceyboogerspiceybooger6437 Před 2 lety +9

      It is also and old trick unfortunately. Was told to do this in Jr. High have done it every single day I am out by myself.

    • @mickd9428
      @mickd9428 Před 2 lety +3

      It's also a way to break one of your fingers

    • @birdiecahill6929
      @birdiecahill6929 Před 2 lety

      @@mickd9428 break a finger or have my nipples made into a belt...hmmm....

    • @callanc3925
      @callanc3925 Před 2 lety +10

      Apparently its better to use it as a mini knife than put it in your knuckles. Apparently holding them in your knuckles increases your chances of injuring yourself and using them as a knife can still actually give someone a decent slicing

    • @hannahpaul1988
      @hannahpaul1988 Před 2 lety

      @@callanc3925 yes! Too many ladies believe the "Wolverine joke" way. As you say, one key being held like a knife can do a lot more damage to the attacker instead of breaking your hand in multiple places.

  • @tai_m_lopez
    @tai_m_lopez Před rokem +6

    It made me sooo sad when Ali wong said that knowing her and her hubs got a divorce 😢! I love her lol. Taylor is freaking HILARIOUS!

    • @BekSep
      @BekSep Před rokem +1

      I laughed my ass off bc I just got a divorce and I feel her pain. All the shit downloaded into the pussycloud that's inaccessible now. But he's at a loss. I'm good. He's the one who can't find a date anywhere!🤷🤣

    • @emmanuel5414
      @emmanuel5414 Před 5 měsíci

      @@BekSepand you are so much better for saying that. God forbid he would say the same thing about you. 😒

  • @carlofiorletta
    @carlofiorletta Před 2 lety +2

    First clip amazing how she faces fear and works right through it.

  • @BlaqAlice
    @BlaqAlice Před 3 lety +803

    Best part was the black audience member’s face after Taylor Tomlinson said “I still hate you” 😩😵😂

  • @darthvirgin7157
    @darthvirgin7157 Před 3 lety +401

    taylor tomlinson and iliza shlessinger just basically summed up what men have never bothered to think about.

    • @jjackson1028
      @jjackson1028 Před 2 lety +3

      Why should we? 😂

    • @niraxlevi9930
      @niraxlevi9930 Před 2 lety

      @@jjackson1028 because society is made of men and women so women's issues matter too

    • @1hawtMetz
      @1hawtMetz Před 2 lety +1

      A cute 1% of it barely ya!

    • @pragueexpat5106
      @pragueexpat5106 Před rokem

      Yeah, apparently women constantly torture themselves because of their insecurity and they're kind of pissed that we men don't torture ourselves..

    • @1hawtMetz
      @1hawtMetz Před rokem

      @@pragueexpat5106 hm? What's that?

  • @moonapplegreyMermanshi
    @moonapplegreyMermanshi Před rokem +7

    Think the sad fact is, when I'm walking home minding my own business (doesn't have to be dark outside), and I feel paranoid about people attacking me, I always get my keys out.
    I know that won't do me any good, but that action, and holding them in my hand always helps me calm down.
    And I wonder, if I had been born a man, would I have felt the need to do that in order to feel safe?
    Such a sad reality this is...

    • @GoingOn95
      @GoingOn95 Před 5 měsíci

      As an average sized man, I’ve walked through neighborhoods I shouldn’t have (ones that were dangerous any time of day). I never felt in danger like you describe. I’m not imposing or anything. There is definitely a difference between the male/female experience. For what it’s worth, I would absolutely get involved if I saw what appeared to be a dude stalking, harassing or anything else to a woman. A lot of guys would.

    • @davidanderson_surrey_bc
      @davidanderson_surrey_bc Před 4 měsíci

      I'm 6'2", over 200 pounds, and quite capable of throwing a very fast left. BUT... I used to work a job that was only five blocks from where I live, and believe me, it was not a neighbourhood you want to be strolling through after dark. I was always hyper aware of my surroundings and who was within a hundred yards of me. Of course, the r--- word was not a concern for me, but robbery and assault sure were. Let's just say I was prepared.

  • @KevinWilliams-sw6sw
    @KevinWilliams-sw6sw Před 4 měsíci +2

    That Beef series was 🔥 🔥 I really enjoyed watching it!!!

  • @SuperLadyDanger
    @SuperLadyDanger Před 2 lety +256

    I will never stop loving Ali Wong and for some reason the line that her husband is bespoke to her!!

  • @VieenRennes
    @VieenRennes Před 3 lety +669

    These women are brilliant at telling some of our truths in a way that isn’t painful. The men appreciating this compilation fuck tho, that’s a science fact.

    • @jeffbenzos6344
      @jeffbenzos6344 Před 3 lety +31

      Idk this was pretty painful. I made it about 5 mins in.

    • @hectorriverajr.4190
      @hectorriverajr.4190 Před 3 lety +5

      Sure

    • @VieenRennes
      @VieenRennes Před 3 lety +27

      @@jeffbenzos6344 Not painful for women.

    • @DiAn-ud8dy
      @DiAn-ud8dy Před 3 lety +22

      @@VieenRennes i'm i guy and i liked it😎

    • @marcusa.fromthebay7514
      @marcusa.fromthebay7514 Před 3 lety +13

      I have a Mom, 4 sisters, aunts, cousins, A WIFE AND TWO DAUGHTERS, and nieces and I must say, "This shit was HELLA FUNNY, YO!"😂😂😂

  • @jeffhaynes8848
    @jeffhaynes8848 Před 9 měsíci +2

    You would not ever have to push my face down there ❤

  • @gatordragon8824
    @gatordragon8824 Před 2 lety +1

    I love Taylor. My mom taught me the key thing when I was 4.

  • @oatnoid
    @oatnoid Před 3 lety +190

    "I travel, as a lady," that was funny right there.

  • @stormarrow2120
    @stormarrow2120 Před 2 lety +182

    I would pay to see this line up. They were all hilarious in their own ways.

  • @johntomasik1555
    @johntomasik1555 Před rokem +13

    I'd tell my son every day, "just be glad you're a guy."

  • @keithshowell6688
    @keithshowell6688 Před 3 lety +481

    I really believe Iliza Shlesinger has one of the most brilliant comedic minds in history - male or female. She's like the Wikipedia of stand-up comedy...on the fly! Her Elvis reference was Brilliant! Ali Wong is not far behind for sure.

    • @plinyelder8156
      @plinyelder8156 Před 3 lety +10

      Have you heard of Richard Pryor?

    • @jayewherner7435
      @jayewherner7435 Před rokem

      OP is a woke simp

    • @embracepaininc
      @embracepaininc Před rokem

      Nikki
      First girl (shes really funny)
      Then Iliza. Always thought she was funny until Nikki came out. IS timing is off. Never noticed before

    • @ericfleming5522
      @ericfleming5522 Před rokem +2

      I like Nikki but I think I like Taylor even more.

    • @keithshowell6688
      @keithshowell6688 Před rokem +2

      @@plinyelder8156 Of course. Most iconic TV moment on SNL with Chevy Chase when I was in college. Ground breaking and as relevent as today's news

  • @indicablue9194
    @indicablue9194 Před rokem +1

    "Why is there always a nature valley bar crumbled at the end of the bag." 👌🤣🤣

  • @markdakota7587
    @markdakota7587 Před 4 měsíci

    Tears from laughter is the best 😅 Thanks ladies!

  • @shazy2640
    @shazy2640 Před 3 lety +243

    'Like Hellen Keller trying to smell water' is the most underrated joke

    • @Cvrstry318
      @Cvrstry318 Před 3 lety +48

      Even funnier when she's trying to SPELL water. ;)

    • @sparklemotion101ni3
      @sparklemotion101ni3 Před 3 lety +14

      @@Cvrstry318 Thanks for correcting the earlier commenter (not "smell": "spell") so I didn't have to! Apparantly, some people don't know the story of Helen Keller & how Annie Sullivan taught her to spell "water" using a version of ASL that is signed onto the palm of the hand so the other person - who is blind as well as deaf - can feel words even though she can't see them.

    • @tarajh
      @tarajh Před 3 lety +7

      She said "spell" (not "smell").
      "Water" was the first word Helen Keller learned to say/spell in sign language. She had her hands in water when she realized the hand signals her teacher was using actually meant something specific.

    • @lisagoins9218
      @lisagoins9218 Před 2 lety

      "SPELL water"

    • @cynthiaholland13
      @cynthiaholland13 Před 2 lety

      Spell

  • @dracehunter
    @dracehunter Před 3 lety +60

    "no not nanna" ...omg hahaha

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Wow! Fantastic first comedienne! “Hope I make it!” How to not die!

  • @belovedsage7731
    @belovedsage7731 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Luv this 😂❤

  • @gen_li7725
    @gen_li7725 Před 3 lety +379

    I love taylor tomlinson.. she's so sarcastic and cynical 😅😭

    • @jschouten1985
      @jschouten1985 Před 3 lety +4

      If you like Taylor's humor, you should watch Liz Miele too.....

    • @DipaEna
      @DipaEna Před rokem

      @@jschouten1985 thank you! You're right.

  • @norahhitt104
    @norahhitt104 Před 2 lety +130

    The whole crumbled granola bar thing had me on the floor laughing because it's such truth

  • @joe_hoeller_chicago
    @joe_hoeller_chicago Před 2 lety

    LMAOOOOO!!!! This was great! 😭

  • @DebbieIancu
    @DebbieIancu Před rokem +2

    I screamed at the Nature Valley joke. 😃😃😃😃😃
    Get out of my bags lady!

  • @writerconsidered
    @writerconsidered Před 3 lety +503

    PSA: Never put your key rings around your knuckles, your more apt to break your knuckles. Palm your keys and put your biggest key between your two big fingers and hold tight and punch. Cosmo.... breaking knuckles everyday.

    • @justleon721
      @justleon721 Před 3 lety +31

      I've NEVER heard anyone suggest putting keyrings "around your knuckles." The advice has always been to simply hold your keys so the ends stick out BETWEEN your knuckles, just as was said in the video. Try listening better before attempting to "educate"

    • @Xsiah
      @Xsiah Před 3 lety +20

      @@justleon721 I don't know if they just said it weird, but it is correct to advise against putting keys between your knuckles - because you're more likely to injure yourself than your assailant. As soon as your keys meet resistance they can just tilt in the direction of your hand, cutting through the thin skin between your fingers. A more effective way to weaponize your keys, somewhat unsurprisingly, is to actually hold them like a knife or an ice pick, meaning either gripping it between your thumb and forefinger (which might be what the person above meant) or gripping it so the key sticks out from the bottom of your fist.

    • @atreides8002
      @atreides8002 Před 3 lety +17

      PSA don’t take fighting advice of some random CZcams commentator 🤦‍♂️

    • @atreides8002
      @atreides8002 Před 3 lety +7

      @@Xsiah oh god another one 🤦‍♂️

    • @justleon721
      @justleon721 Před 3 lety +5

      @@Xsiah
      Maybe. Maybe they meant "stab" rather than "punch." Maybe they don't know the word "thumb." Or maybe they really meant "put away your keys & pull out a knife." Or maybe, just maybe, the op meant what they actually said & is just wrong. You're probably just trying to be nice, but I'd much prefer someone tell me I'm wrong than accuse me of being totally incapable of communicating something so simple.

  • @nadlena
    @nadlena Před 3 lety +195

    Well, Iliza is happy that she hasn’t dig out a dead mouse from her bag. That happened to me after I was back from my 4 days trip. The cat (not even my cat) dropped me a present with a wish of a good drive I guess

  • @justaconversation3729
    @justaconversation3729 Před rokem +5

    A minute and 40seconds and we are now sisters. Tell it. I love it. Total badass. Please come do comedy in my town. Can we make all comedy like this? Omg I love it. I had given up on comedy because of all the sickening misogyny. You have restored my faith in the art form. Carry that banner high girlfriend.

  • @Lilith_2191
    @Lilith_2191 Před 2 lety

    “But it was expensive so you’re like NO!” Lmaoooooo

  • @The_Bashar
    @The_Bashar Před 3 lety +165

    *"You are gonna get dysentery you're never going to finish the Oregon Trail."* #d3AD 🤣

  • @kendallstark4302
    @kendallstark4302 Před 3 lety +293

    Ali Wong is an absolute gift 💖

  • @Marwa.AR2019
    @Marwa.AR2019 Před 2 lety

    Omgosh i never knew Ali Wong was this funny. Way to go girl

  • @Nika-dw5ki
    @Nika-dw5ki Před 2 lety +1

    I definitely relate to the crumbled granola bar 🤣

  • @manuellayburr382
    @manuellayburr382 Před 3 lety +102

    3:18 As a man I agree that it's much better to "train" your partner in what works for you. Faking it does nobody any favours in a long-term partnership. Women aren't all the same in that department anyway.

  • @gabbidurham
    @gabbidurham Před 3 lety +99

    She really came for my Midwestern dad’s belt like that

  • @nakata18
    @nakata18 Před rokem +2

    Iliza is my favourite. Can’t get enough of her

  • @CC-gl4bd
    @CC-gl4bd Před rokem

    The Nature Valley Bar is so accurate haha

  • @soldierof239
    @soldierof239 Před 3 lety +253

    Taylor Tomlinson is a queen.

    • @jasonbodden8816
      @jasonbodden8816 Před 3 lety +2

      She's funny as hell :)

    • @GBergroth
      @GBergroth Před 3 lety +2

      Gross. 🤮

    • @jasonbodden8816
      @jasonbodden8816 Před 3 lety +3

      @@GBergroth To you maybe.

    • @GBergroth
      @GBergroth Před 3 lety +3

      @@jasonbodden8816 - And she is funny to you. 👍 I respect the difference of opinion.

    • @soldierof239
      @soldierof239 Před 3 lety +2

      @@GBergroth I respect different opinions too, but only from those with good taste. Yours clearly is far from it 👍🏼

  • @user-qo1me7hh2c
    @user-qo1me7hh2c Před 3 lety +150

    9:36 "chola lips" 😂😂😂

    • @_AmikaC_
      @_AmikaC_ Před 3 lety +1

      Oooooooohhhhhh, is that what she said?!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @renatacantore3684
    @renatacantore3684 Před rokem +1

    That key trick saved my Mom from bullies when she was young.

  • @luthermazziller175
    @luthermazziller175 Před 2 lety +1

    Wow! I just stumbled upon this a few days ago, and it's pretty impressive. I had just watched a couple of them before this. Only knew of Taylor T and the other 3 first time. the last two were probably the most entertaining, and Iliza has a beautiful bod and pretty hot as well. Will definitely be tuning in! This is quite an education, on the women's side of things that we guys often don't know a whole lot about. Keep it rolling!!

  • @Murder_Hornet
    @Murder_Hornet Před 3 lety +170

    Taylor Tomlinson has the gift.

  • @k.am1kaze
    @k.am1kaze Před 2 lety +110

    both me and my sister are grown now, and we both look at each other in fear when mom says “hey can you get this out of my purse”
    dont go in the purse, you may not come back alive