Why Dan had to call an Ambulance

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  • čas přidán 20. 06. 2021
  • Dan and I talk about what happened when I tried to fix my glasses two days before we moved. (I am dumb)
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  • @AmazingPhil
    @AmazingPhil  Před 3 lety +8992

    Thanks for staying subscribed even though I was actually this dumb! ALSO make sure to check out Dan's video on *JUNE 25th (This Friday) I heard there were snacks so you may see my face in it too!

  • @crimsoznt
    @crimsoznt Před 3 lety +12692

    guy who sprays deodorant in his eye vs guy who eats superglue is the closest we're gonna get to dan vs phil

  • @thatladdyp4233
    @thatladdyp4233 Před 3 lety +17153

    Not Dan sassing phil like he didn’t spray his own eye with deodorant

  • @inmagab
    @inmagab Před 2 lety +7040

    actual moral of the story: you can have a little superglue, as a treat

    • @irelandaintreal2945
      @irelandaintreal2945 Před 2 lety +109

      no! please do not ingest "a little superglue," especially not as a treat!

    • @cacnmheese90
      @cacnmheese90 Před 2 lety +84

      @@irelandaintreal2945 yes

    • @irelandaintreal2945
      @irelandaintreal2945 Před 2 lety +39

      @@cacnmheese90 it will be bad for your health :(

    • @inmagab
      @inmagab Před 2 lety +157

      @@irelandaintreal2945 its just a lil treat 👉👈

    • @irelandaintreal2945
      @irelandaintreal2945 Před 2 lety +48

      @@inmagab it is not a treat, it tastes bad :(

  • @kempskingdom9290
    @kempskingdom9290 Před 3 lety +12098

    Dans been holding in YEARS of gay jokes, he needs this don’t judge.

  • @alyssamae4
    @alyssamae4 Před 3 lety +15023

    Phil is getting scolded for taking the pig but Dan still has the ass chair?!

    • @one_smol_duck
      @one_smol_duck Před 3 lety +311

      That is a very good point. The ass chair is way worse than the pig.

    • @gothtokki
      @gothtokki Před 3 lety +518

      Butt chair never dies.

    • @caya6394
      @caya6394 Před 3 lety +62

      very good point

    • @genericname8727
      @genericname8727 Před 3 lety +58

      True lol. And I like the pig too

    • @bigtimednp
      @bigtimednp Před 3 lety +27

      That's what I was thinking!!

  • @doglover299
    @doglover299 Před 3 lety +4055

    I ALSO love how dan jumps rapidly between "its not his fault he was sleepy" and also "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU"

    • @thebeequeen9846
      @thebeequeen9846 Před 3 lety +13

      YES AMAZING

    • @dandelion2321
      @dandelion2321 Před 3 lety +16

      True love

    • @lithiumkid
      @lithiumkid Před 3 lety +33

      intense gemini energy

    • @OctagonalGolbat
      @OctagonalGolbat Před 3 lety +36

      To be fair I'm the same when my gf gets left and right mixed up while we're in traffic 😅 50% "you've done nothing wrong ever ilu" & 50% "WHAT WERE YOU THINKING???"

    • @swordlesbian1457
      @swordlesbian1457 Před 3 lety +1

      It’s a whole mood.

  • @imirrawashere
    @imirrawashere Před 3 lety +3047

    10:16 Dan: "Suddenly, Phil was very pale."
    Me: *looks at Phil*

  • @ajcolher9353
    @ajcolher9353 Před 2 lety +717

    Why are paramedics always so god damn attractive? You're at your worst, all poorly and gross, and suddenly there's handsome people in your face? Cruel, is what that is.

    • @baguettegott3409
      @baguettegott3409 Před 2 lety +79

      It's horrible. She was so nice, and I puked onto her shoes.

    • @StuckUnderTheCovers
      @StuckUnderTheCovers Před rokem +52

      Especially night shift ones!!! When the worst and most embarrassing incidents occur!!

    • @Genderanarchy
      @Genderanarchy Před 7 měsíci +27

      I was literally septic in the hospital and the HOTTEST nurses possible took care of me the entire stay. I literally smelled like antibiotic and unbathed person. I felt so bad for them

    • @oliverharris60
      @oliverharris60 Před 7 měsíci +24

      As a non-conventionally attractive person training to be a healthcare professional…glad to be of service for once 😂

    • @Glaycier
      @Glaycier Před 7 měsíci +2

      @@baguettegott3409well, if you think about it, it’s probably not the worst thing she had experienced.

  • @kikiandthebrain
    @kikiandthebrain Před 3 lety +6663

    Guy who eats superglue vs. guy who sprays deodorant in his eyes: fight

    • @red0421
      @red0421 Před 3 lety +61

      I have neither eaten glue, or sprayed deodorant in my eye, but I have managed to accidentally get a mouth full of deodorant spray.
      I had the nozzle on sideways and didn't realise until it was too late 😑

    • @thatsdisco
      @thatsdisco Před 3 lety +128

      they can't fight, they need each other.

    • @lostanguishbladelord2461
      @lostanguishbladelord2461 Před 3 lety +38

      Emo Oil Wrestling

    • @jessontour97
      @jessontour97 Před 3 lety +53

      Wait that’s right. Dan sure got away with a lot of bullying for being the dork that got fucking deodorant in his eyes. Lmao.

    • @theoriginal1971
      @theoriginal1971 Před 3 lety +30

      IT’S GONNA BE A * random noises * * explosion effects * * Dan blinks *

  • @ren6062
    @ren6062 Před 3 lety +7156

    Dan telling Phil to go get his glasses just so he can hide the pig is killing me

    • @winnie_the_bleh
      @winnie_the_bleh Před 3 lety +138

      we have the same profile picture and i was sitting here wondering how tf me in the past made this comment

    • @ren6062
      @ren6062 Před 3 lety +81

      @@winnie_the_bleh omg that’s hilarious I would’ve been so confused 😆

    • @winnie_the_bleh
      @winnie_the_bleh Před 3 lety +65

      @@ren6062 confused doesn't even begin to describe it 😭 but nice pfp mate 😏

    • @ren6062
      @ren6062 Před 3 lety +65

      @@winnie_the_bleh thank you friend, you have great taste ☺️

    • @byrnetdown6076
      @byrnetdown6076 Před 3 lety +116

      this comment thread is so wholesome

  • @stacys8093
    @stacys8093 Před 3 lety +2523

    As a paramedic, I would have like to see what the dispatch info looked like on the way to your call…”34 YO male eating glue” haha thanks for making my night

    • @freyaalice7491
      @freyaalice7491 Před rokem +67

      as a student para, that would make the shift 😭😭

  • @toadstacker666
    @toadstacker666 Před 8 měsíci +141

    "are you a friend of the glue guy?" "yes i am associated with the glue guy" this wording would be in a phan edit in like 2015 lmfaooo

  • @marysiastrulak124
    @marysiastrulak124 Před 3 lety +6137

    “why dan had to call the ambulance” is the new “i nearly blinded myself”

  • @yasmin-gr3ff
    @yasmin-gr3ff Před 3 lety +4150

    phil's purpose in dan's life: keep him mentally safe
    dan's purpose in phil's life: keep him physically safe
    (perfectly balanced, as all things should be 👏🏽)

  • @LookingGlassLibrary
    @LookingGlassLibrary Před 3 lety +1604

    New Marvel Series: The Adventures of Glue Guy and Deodorant Boy.

    • @AC-ud2gz
      @AC-ud2gz Před 3 lety +94

      i can't believe you missed the alliteration of deodorant dude!!
      a missed opportunity fren

    • @LookingGlassLibrary
      @LookingGlassLibrary Před 3 lety +58

      @@AC-ud2gz LOL. I did consider it, but somehow Dan just doesn't seem like a "dude" person to me.

    • @AC-ud2gz
      @AC-ud2gz Před 2 lety +37

      @@LookingGlassLibrary y'know what that's absolutely fair

    • @natashaO-O
      @natashaO-O Před 2 lety +14

      sounds like a take on mermaid man and barnacle boy

    • @jadecormode2854
      @jadecormode2854 Před 2 lety +15

      what about “deodorant dan”?

  • @alegratafoya1332
    @alegratafoya1332 Před 3 lety +2312

    The amount of sexual innuendos and jokes in a video that’s SUPPOSED to be about a MEDICAL EMERGENCY

    • @arlosolace
      @arlosolace Před 2 lety +55

      humour is a good way of dealing with serious issues (plus like 80% of medical issues sound like sexual innuendos/jokes)

    • @misswordlesswonder
      @misswordlesswonder Před 2 lety +3

      Omg this comment has 911 likes!

    • @lemonlimeenzyme569
      @lemonlimeenzyme569 Před 2 lety +2

      *Not anymore.*

    • @kin4386
      @kin4386 Před 2 lety +10

      Well they're being humorous about it because it actually wasn't a medical emergency, Phil just thought it was in the moment because he's a hypochondriac.

    • @pillowvibes
      @pillowvibes Před 7 měsíci +2

      to be fair, this is also a story of Phil putting something in his mouth that he shouldn’t have and having an undesirable result when he swallows the goo that comes out of it, he basically walked right into it

  • @Kate-n2310
    @Kate-n2310 Před 3 lety +5935

    Dan “I sprayed myself in the eye with deodorant” Howell is being very judgy rn 💀

  • @nicoleschnapp
    @nicoleschnapp Před 3 lety +23517

    dan getting real bold like he didn’t spray himself in the eye with deodorant

  • @zippyoldschool4557
    @zippyoldschool4557 Před 3 lety +603

    The fact the Phil can clearly recall swallowing the glue and afterward STILL went “I must’ve not swallowed it” is baffling to me

  • @alex-fs9yt
    @alex-fs9yt Před 3 lety +2320

    I can't believe it's already been 2 years since they both came out. Now they are independent homeowners! And Dan has a book out! So proud of them living their lives.

    • @HelloKitty60621
      @HelloKitty60621 Před 2 lety +96

      TWO YEARS?? I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE 8 MONTHS AGO

    • @alex-fs9yt
      @alex-fs9yt Před 2 lety +15

      @@HelloKitty60621 time flies

    • @cassia-andor6445
      @cassia-andor6445 Před 2 lety +7

      I feel like a proud mom.

    • @i_am_leslie1419
      @i_am_leslie1419 Před 2 lety +6

      BRO 2 YEARS??? Where’d the time go omfg

    • @faithjp7976
      @faithjp7976 Před rokem +5

      Are they together or just friends ? Proud of them for coming out I haven’t checked in in years

  • @kristenpower9848
    @kristenpower9848 Před 3 lety +9570

    Why is this bringing back memories of Dan spraying deodorant in his eye

    • @threecatsinacoat
      @threecatsinacoat Před 3 lety +245

      same vibe of: oh god it's minor but I'm dying

    • @vikcatilhoon
      @vikcatilhoon Před 3 lety +183

      dan and phil and chemicals

    • @c-seoul
      @c-seoul Před 3 lety +37

      same shirt

    • @july_juli
      @july_juli Před 3 lety +15

      That was my first thought!!

    • @dexa6623
      @dexa6623 Před 3 lety +32

      I was judging Phil but you reminded me.

  • @bluntedclaws2254
    @bluntedclaws2254 Před 3 lety +10688

    This isn’t really any more stupid than when Dan sprayed deodorant in his eye.

    • @xemmiliumx
      @xemmiliumx Před 3 lety +307

      I genuinely can't tell which is more embarrassing

    • @bluntedclaws2254
      @bluntedclaws2254 Před 3 lety +19

      @@xemmiliumx exactly!

    • @tori5738
      @tori5738 Před 3 lety +252

      Hmm I don’t know, the deodorant thing could happen to anyone, whereas purposely biting the ‘lid’ of super glue on the other hand…

    • @macm.3889
      @macm.3889 Před 3 lety +27

      I just got spray deodorant, and I am terrified

    • @brenna5200
      @brenna5200 Před 3 lety +118

      Not to diss Phil, but Dan’s was an accident. Phil’s was a very deliberate action. But as a fellow glasses-wearer, I can sympathize

  • @tlouitas
    @tlouitas Před 2 lety +471

    “I wasn’t thinking straight.”
    No one:
    Dan: _neither of us ever are_

  • @IronicallyItsEmily
    @IronicallyItsEmily Před 3 lety +949

    The fact I’ve accidentally consumed super glue on several occasions by doing the exact same thing as Phil and HAVENT thought to go to the hospital is concerning

    • @mustnz998
      @mustnz998 Před 2 lety +206

      The fact that you've done it SEVERAL times concerns me. Are you good?

    • @stilesisnotneurotypical
      @stilesisnotneurotypical Před 2 lety +86

      I live in America and have bad health insurance, I could probably eat a whole tube of super glue by accident and not think to go to the hospital.

    • @two5arin893
      @two5arin893 Před 2 lety +23

      Whenever I've gotten super glue on my hand I've just.... Chewed it off 😃 and I've probably ate too much of it at this point

    • @Genderanarchy
      @Genderanarchy Před 7 měsíci +9

      Just American things

    • @maggielaw6320
      @maggielaw6320 Před měsícem

      This thread is for my fellow Americans, I see

  • @gingko_maple
    @gingko_maple Před 3 lety +12882

    Me: I wonder how their move went 🤔
    Phil: WHY DAN HAD TO CALL AN AMBULANCE

  • @bunniesprout9754
    @bunniesprout9754 Před 3 lety +2901

    Phil: "Can Dan come I'm scared ;--;"
    Paramedic: Haha, no.

    • @j_fenrir
      @j_fenrir Před 3 lety +24

      @George Washington simp

    • @brooklynnbailey4356
      @brooklynnbailey4356 Před 3 lety +11

      @George Washington 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮

    • @thebrownieman5293
      @thebrownieman5293 Před 3 lety +7

      @George Washington he clearly isn’t. Thankfully that carrot has less power now

    • @msnlitadventures9597
      @msnlitadventures9597 Před 3 lety +13

      @George Washington
      Person 1: comments dialogue from video
      Person 2: completely unrelatedly brings up the US government under a video by two British dudes
      Makes complete sense...

    • @nisehenso
      @nisehenso Před 3 lety +3

      Guys it's a troll or a bot, just ignore and comment on the video.

  • @2b00bsjohnson
    @2b00bsjohnson Před 2 lety +358

    He said "30th birthday" and every cell in my body froze.
    I have really been watching these strange men on the internet for ten years now.

    • @arlosolace
      @arlosolace Před rokem +10

      it's okay, I literally grew up with them and I forget they're close to my sisters age

  • @moonflower9035
    @moonflower9035 Před 3 lety +805

    Dan: I packed Phil’s bag, phone, phone charger-
    Phil: My phone was on 1% so I couldn’t use it

    • @depressedcolombian1999
      @depressedcolombian1999 Před 2 lety +159

      Dan wasn't able to give Phil his bag, because he wasn't allowed in the ambulance with Phil

  • @illuminox_764
    @illuminox_764 Před 3 lety +3455

    The “dumb ways to die” song LITERALLY tells you not to eat super glue bruh

    • @roxy5759
      @roxy5759 Před 3 lety +117

      They literally played both of the games together as well 😂

    • @himynameisdan9259
      @himynameisdan9259 Před 3 lety +28

      Fun fact about that song: I’d probably be dead if I hadn’t heard it because I was about to take my toast out with a fork and my friend was like NO ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID

    • @hollyrussell6599
      @hollyrussell6599 Před 3 lety +9

      My older brother took out his toast with two knives when he was about 16 😂

    • @himynameisdan9259
      @himynameisdan9259 Před 3 lety +1

      @@nephrite6180 thanks 😈 it’s iconic

  • @Prabh_
    @Prabh_ Před 3 lety +5217

    I’m imagining Phil walking into Dan’s room like a child walking to their parent’s room telling them they threw up

    • @eshitab3865
      @eshitab3865 Před 3 lety +306

      literally, the walk of shame and everything.

    • @Nico-qb4kp
      @Nico-qb4kp Před 3 lety +43

      Literally

    • @Number-vz3ml
      @Number-vz3ml Před 3 lety +221

      I would take the throw up walk of shame over the "I know I'm supposed to have been sleeping for the past hour but now I've got a plastic bead stuck up my nose lol" walk of shame I did at least twice as a child

    • @JimTom
      @JimTom Před 3 lety +119

      I frew up 🕴

    • @softiejace
      @softiejace Před 3 lety +27

      SAME ENERGY

  • @ButterNutSqwoosh
    @ButterNutSqwoosh Před 3 lety +818

    Question of the century: will Dan ever look over the age of 23?

  • @Ellie-ex4sf
    @Ellie-ex4sf Před 3 lety +493

    everyone bringing up Dan spraying deodorant in his eye is sENDING ME

  • @airemagic
    @airemagic Před 3 lety +4115

    i love that dan is just being like “u colossal idiot” while also clearly being very worried abt phil bc thats a mood

  • @LookingGlassLibrary
    @LookingGlassLibrary Před 3 lety +4052

    At this point, I’m just gonna comment "they are two halves of one whole idiot" on every joint video they put out because it’s always going to apply.

    • @alirayburn8421
      @alirayburn8421 Před 3 lety +14

      I get that reference

    • @catsmith8520
      @catsmith8520 Před 3 lety +12

      My laptop is so grateful I hadn't sipped yet when I read this! x

  • @slinky6415
    @slinky6415 Před 2 lety +414

    As an american i panicked when they *actually called an ambulance* but then i realized they can do that over there

    • @two5arin893
      @two5arin893 Před 2 lety +76

      Literally I was like " but Dan was there couldn't he just drive you" 💀

    • @joop_moonchild
      @joop_moonchild Před rokem +11

      Wait, you can't call an ambulance in America? What if you're dying? I've been in 4 ambulances in my lifetime.

    • @ochahap
      @ochahap Před rokem +41

      @@joop_moonchild you hope you can get someone else to drive you lmao

    • @joop_moonchild
      @joop_moonchild Před rokem +6

      @@ochahap I'm so sorry 😭

    • @TheoStarlight
      @TheoStarlight Před 7 měsíci +36

      @@joop_moonchild well, you could, but it'll cost a lot. if you or somebody else can drive instead it's much better

  • @TheOriginalDalamanza
    @TheOriginalDalamanza Před 3 lety +2047

    "I walked in to see Dan again and tapped on the glass"
    phil, you're not supposed to tap on the glass of the tank, it disturbs the dans
    UPDATE: in the latest assumptions video, Phil mentioned Dan has taken up aquascaping. Nice to know he's taking the time to 🌊decorate🌊

  • @lpodverde
    @lpodverde Před 3 lety +3867

    I now see why Phil has week long birthday celebrations, it's a feat he survived another year. It's remarkable he made it to 34.

  • @the-paige-gonzales
    @the-paige-gonzales Před 3 lety +3239

    Phil: “I’m not very good at telling stories” BRO THAT IS YOUR ENTIRE CAREER AND HAS BEEN FOR A DECADE 🤣🤣

    • @Scrofar
      @Scrofar Před 3 lety +68

      Phil: “I’m not very good at telling stories”
      also Phil: has a writing degree

    • @gl4ssmooshr00m
      @gl4ssmooshr00m Před 3 lety +36

      @@Scrofar pretty sure it's an english degree instead of writing :) lol

    • @angelat4512
      @angelat4512 Před 3 lety +5

      Literally he was so flustered this whole video lmaoo

  • @kayleigh.b7714
    @kayleigh.b7714 Před 3 lety +486

    As a current student paramedic I can tell you it's definitely not the weirdest thing they would have seen and fyi I would actually die if I turned up to a job and it was phil lester choking on super glue

    • @two5arin893
      @two5arin893 Před 2 lety +36

      "oh yeah I fell on this shampoo bottle while I was in the shower, totally"

    • @graciegalahad9258
      @graciegalahad9258 Před rokem +5

      @@two5arin893 not the shampoo bottle in the shower lmao-

    • @TheVikingWolf12
      @TheVikingWolf12 Před rokem +13

      True. Not a paramedic, but I had to take a friend to ER cause he shoved a riffle bullet up his rear.
      Fun times.

    • @spooky3785
      @spooky3785 Před 5 měsíci +1

      Omg don't worry, there was a student paramedic for a family member and someone also just had their literal bird out. The student got to hold it and everything 😂

  • @woodfur00
    @woodfur00 Před 3 lety +884

    It is just now occurring to me that every single line in Dumb Ways to Die ("eat a tube of superglue" among them) sounds like something Phil would do.

  • @im_a_monsta1913
    @im_a_monsta1913 Před 3 lety +7422

    Dan’s real judgey for someone who sprayed deodorant in their eyes 😂

  • @thewinterizzy
    @thewinterizzy Před 3 lety +6478

    I can’t believe you robbed us of whenever Phil realized the pig was missing.

    • @kimiandre8300
      @kimiandre8300 Před 3 lety +639

      plot twist he still hasnt noticed

    • @jamiegreenberg8476
      @jamiegreenberg8476 Před 3 lety +244

      i dont think he ever did bestie

    • @thewinterizzy
      @thewinterizzy Před 3 lety +48

      @@jamiegreenberg8476 the truth do be hurting 😔✌🏻

    • @misxfitx
      @misxfitx Před 3 lety +220

      he probably only noticed while editing the video, if he even edited it himself. in the case he didn't, then i can't guarantee he has noticed at all lmao

    • @anneonomous4910
      @anneonomous4910 Před 3 lety +24

      He probably didn't until editing-

  • @bronwyn2380
    @bronwyn2380 Před 3 lety +853

    as an american it’s lowkey crazy to hear how accessible healthcare is LMAO, i would’ve had to drive myself to the hospital IF i did anything about it💀

    • @user-xu7ig7lc8c
      @user-xu7ig7lc8c Před 2 lety +3

      Its not that good, but still acceptable

    • @uponthebay
      @uponthebay Před 2 lety +1

      @@user-xu7ig7lc8c it depends on where you live and what hospitals are nearby. Some are great, some are terrible

    • @_gremlinboy
      @_gremlinboy Před 2 lety +26

      I always think about this, like last year I stabbed myself through the foot with a screwdriver that had resin all over it and I was like welp I don't have insurance so if I die I die

    • @ellaelliott4415
      @ellaelliott4415 Před rokem +8

      Yep. I always try to avoid the doctor and the ER even if I’m really sick because I don’t wanna pay for it, just to get mediocre care/be waiting for four literal days before getting a room just to be told I was slowly dying from a colon infection

    • @bunniikittii
      @bunniikittii Před rokem +6

      FRRRRRR i busted my chin open when I was 13 and I told my mom to just use the medical glue we had to glue it together... and guess what??? I still have a scar but my chin is back to normallll

  • @sofiakontomisios3694
    @sofiakontomisios3694 Před rokem +92

    as a raging hypochondriac myself it's kind of nice and comforting to see someone else have the same sort of thought process/panic with any sort of symptom or any sort of situation like this lol

  • @jessiebartholomew-smythe8096
    @jessiebartholomew-smythe8096 Před 3 lety +1209

    It says a lot about Dan that he calls 3am his ‘evening’

  • @lilaroberts8101
    @lilaroberts8101 Před 3 lety +2003

    imagining phil walking in with a pale face saying “call 999.” would scare the shit out of me

  • @conversekitty3378
    @conversekitty3378 Před rokem +132

    Just imagine. Being able. To call an ambulance. Over that. And not owing 1000 dollars. Like. Mind blown.

    • @MicukoFelton
      @MicukoFelton Před rokem +21

      Isn't that just something normal?
      Oh wait, you must be from the USA.

    • @Glaycier
      @Glaycier Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@MicukoFelton😭😭

  • @jahanarahgraham8003
    @jahanarahgraham8003 Před 3 lety +545

    The way Dan describes living with Phil sounds like he’s Phil’s parent and I love it 💀💀💀

  • @TheGraceOfEbonee
    @TheGraceOfEbonee Před 3 lety +910

    "Naughty! ⚠ DO NOT EAT" is going to become a thing isn't it.

    • @SqualorOpera
      @SqualorOpera Před 3 lety +3

      Yes

    • @oddcrafter1270
      @oddcrafter1270 Před 3 lety +1

      They should tape the bottle of glue to the paper and stick it on their wall.
      Source: I wrote "CAUTION" on a triangular piece of cardboard and stuck it on my bedroom wall; I had cut said piece from a shipping box, slicing my leg open in the process.

    • @oxfordisacoyote
      @oxfordisacoyote Před 3 lety +22

      Is "Naughty! ⚠ DO NOT EAT" officially a pRoTiP??

    • @dalehanna01
      @dalehanna01 Před 3 lety +5

      maybe this will one day replace DDDNE (dead dove, do not eat)

    • @myahitt1247
      @myahitt1247 Před 3 lety +1

      Don’t give us ideas

  • @shweeneex
    @shweeneex Před 3 lety +4339

    My first thought was just "of course he did"
    Edit: fuck I forgot it unlikes it..FAQ

    • @el02
      @el02 Před 3 lety +14

      typical dan ig

    • @notyep_
      @notyep_ Před 3 lety +8

      SAME LMAO

    • @maybecalyx
      @maybecalyx Před 3 lety +2

      100 Likes in 2 minutes-

    • @natalieclaire6047
      @natalieclaire6047 Před 3 lety +22

      It’s something that feels so normal for him knowing how clumsy the both are lmfaoo

    • @yupluto4843
      @yupluto4843 Před 3 lety +1

      RIGHT???

  • @megaphonemedia9878
    @megaphonemedia9878 Před 3 lety +155

    Dan went from wearing strictly black to light gray. I’m so proud of his growth💜

  • @valeries1764
    @valeries1764 Před 3 lety +222

    The filter of a handsome medic is so funny I literally cried

  • @ConniSmiley
    @ConniSmiley Před 3 lety +1482

    "I wasn't thinking straight..." "Phil, we both had this moment in 2019. We're gay." "I'm ThiNkiNg GaY..."
    Idk why that was so hilarious and adorable but it was

    • @KazKindred613
      @KazKindred613 Před 3 lety +34

      The fact that every Dan and phil stan is gay now is fitting and very funny

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Před 3 lety

      Do you have any idea who is replying to your comment right now? It's the FUNNIEST MAN ALIVE! Me funny (!!!) vids are so extremely funny, if you don't cry tears of laughter, you are allowed to thumb down me XTREMELY FUNNY vids! Do you think me funny (!!!) vids are funny, dear con

  • @geeelizzy
    @geeelizzy Před 3 lety +1198

    It's honestly a miracle how Phil has survived 34 years of life-

    • @Hana9916
      @Hana9916 Před 3 lety +31

      Excuse me how many

    • @jiyu9277
      @jiyu9277 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Hana9916 how old did you think he was lmao

    • @nxellee
      @nxellee Před 3 lety +2

      it’s a miracle dan has survived 30 years of life.

    • @sophtheloaf4095
      @sophtheloaf4095 Před 3 lety +5

      WHERE HAS THE TIME GONE. SOMEONE TELL ME

  • @tabby-two-hearts6819
    @tabby-two-hearts6819 Před 3 lety +301

    Dan: *judges Phil for swallowing glue at 2AM*
    Also Dan: *once sprayed anti-perspirant directly into his eye because he procrastinated packing for so long*

  • @Bunny-dq9fi
    @Bunny-dq9fi Před 3 lety +793

    it’s okay bestie, i had to get surgery to remove a sewing needle stuck inside of my asscheek in February.

    • @anythingforourmoony2
      @anythingforourmoony2 Před 3 lety +11

      🤣🤣

    • @emmad4308
      @emmad4308 Před 3 lety +79

      ouch??? Are you ok now???? Oml

    • @callmek5
      @callmek5 Před 3 lety +2

      lmaoooo 😭😭😭

    • @tris-aea4259
      @tris-aea4259 Před 3 lety +55

      I had to go to the hospital to get a ring off my finger! I feel this.

    • @cottontaelle5863
      @cottontaelle5863 Před 2 lety +70

      if.. if you do nt mind me asking.. HOW did it get that far in there!!??? A SURGERY !!?? how long was it in there???? i am so sorry oh my god ! this comment filled me w horror !

  • @amandafitch2093
    @amandafitch2093 Před 3 lety +3900

    Daniel, we haven’t forgotten that time you sprayed deodorant in your eye.

    • @chaoslady9784
      @chaoslady9784 Před 3 lety +140

      And rubbed it

    • @Eszter135
      @Eszter135 Před 3 lety +45

      Finally, a worthy opponent

    • @ajaxc766
      @ajaxc766 Před 3 lety +24

      or stepped on a bauble

    • @chaoslady9784
      @chaoslady9784 Před 3 lety +28

      @@ajaxc766 I swear these men are just like me and clumsy as all hell just yesterday I kicked an ironing board me Dan and Phil should be wrapped in a layer of bubble wrap

    • @daniellej1543
      @daniellej1543 Před 3 lety +1

      AMANDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @katelyn5840
    @katelyn5840 Před 3 lety +3396

    “Moral of the story: don’t eat glue”
    I CANT, IM DYING OVER THIS

  • @liamross340
    @liamross340 Před 2 lety +118

    i don’t think i’ll ever get over them just casually mentioning they’re gay. like i’m so proud they’re just able and willing to say it randomly

  • @tessabio679
    @tessabio679 Před 2 lety +161

    15:41 "Can Dan come, I am scared" that is so cute, I keep repeating it =)) Anyways, love you guys stories as always, please stay safe !!

  • @PureMossy
    @PureMossy Před 3 lety +907

    Phil really said “god has let me live another day and I’m about to make it Dan’s problem.”

  • @taliaa.5471
    @taliaa.5471 Před 2 lety +46

    I used to watch Dan and Phil religiously as a teenager and now I check back in every now and then, and somehow, they have ALWAYS just moved

  • @moonstenebrocity
    @moonstenebrocity Před rokem +46

    dan smiling fondly bc of phil being phil every 5 seconds gives me life

  • @Harri_Jay_Kay
    @Harri_Jay_Kay Před 3 lety +651

    The contrast between Phil thinking he swallowed glue and asking Dan to call 999 but the time he passed out twice and was like 'No it's fine, I just need toast.'

    • @remusteahan3521
      @remusteahan3521 Před 3 lety +65

      The difference between anxious person coherent enough to convince themselves they dying, and anxious person who isnt coherent enough to think anything other than hmm no that would e a bother.
      Like the slightest thing has sent me into panic, but I got bitten by a dog and decided while in shock that calling my mother would be causing a bother, so I walked in to the shop down the road with blood dripping along with me (small nip on my finger but it was a ten minute walk lmao) and asked for a plaster lmao

    • @Harri_Jay_Kay
      @Harri_Jay_Kay Před 3 lety +32

      @@remusteahan3521 It is funny what shock can do. I fell and badly cut up my face while walking to work a few years ago and people came to ask to help I was like 'No I'm fine, I'll just sit here on the footpath for a bit thanks.' One woman eventually convinced me to let her drive me the rest of the way to work...and they took one look at my still bleeding face and sent me home (well actually a colleague drove me to my GP which was across the road from my house). It hadn't occurred to me that I couldn't just go in and continue I with my day (it later turned out I had a concussion as well, haha)

    • @lilliematthews7922
      @lilliematthews7922 Před 3 lety +17

      @@Harri_Jay_Kay A guy crashed his motorcycle outside the public library I used to work at. He came in, covered in blood, and asked for a Bandaid. We didn’t have any big enough to cover his entire body so we called an ambulance. They sent two for some reason.

    • @elli3352
      @elli3352 Před 3 lety +1

      I'm just like Phil a bit of a hypochondriac myself and I get panic attacks quite frequently. In my experience if you are really stressed you get panic attacks more often so that might also be a contributing factor in why he thought he was fine when he passed out from the migrane and him thinking he will die when he swollowed a bit of glue, he was just more stressed in general thus a bigger overreaction.

  • @BriJBabe1234
    @BriJBabe1234 Před 3 lety +1714

    A long time ago Louise said that she’d call Dan in an emergency versus Phil, and to this day she’s correct (as exemplified by Dan’s packing of Phil’s bag)

  • @KelseyDavis12895
    @KelseyDavis12895 Před 3 lety +411

    Honestly I relate to your “mild hypochondria” and ability to spiral into a panic over your health. I love that you’re able to laugh about it and translate to something genuinely entertaining, because I know how real that fear can be in the moment. I’ve had my fair share of moments 😅

    • @Hyperkooki
      @Hyperkooki Před 3 lety +3

      ME TOO!!!

    • @meggz35
      @meggz35 Před 3 lety +9

      Literally same. Once had a panic attack and completely convinced myself it was a heart attack and nearly called an ambulance. Husband got me to calm down and realize that the more I calmed down, the better I felt - which wouldn't happen with a heart attack lmao. I have all the sympathy for Phil!

    • @amandaisnotwriting
      @amandaisnotwriting Před 2 lety +6

      I've been to the emergency room for anxiety about my health at least 4 times so like.... same, anxiety disorders fucking SUCK especially when they translate into hypochondria and freaking out over the smallest things q.q

    • @theliffemonster
      @theliffemonster Před 2 lety +4

      I’ve had an ambulance come out for a panic attack and the regret set in almost as soon as I saw them pull up

    • @wesailtheseas
      @wesailtheseas Před 2 lety

      Not me with actual health issues and still doing bad things cause it’s cheaper than the one time (a week ago) things went bad and I went to the hospital while visiting my family lol

  • @lovelyjuliexo
    @lovelyjuliexo Před 2 lety +96

    21:20 he called it “Dan is not on fire” omg throwback 🥺 💕

  • @caffeinefiendd
    @caffeinefiendd Před 3 lety +831

    _me, seeing on twitter that they moved in successfully:_ aw i’m glad it went well and they survived
    this video: lol u thought

    • @oddcrafter1270
      @oddcrafter1270 Před 3 lety +3

      I mean, you were right about the second thing...

  • @thegrxve
    @thegrxve Před 3 lety +6534

    with tears in my eyes, he still uses the 8$ firework effect

    • @theartistmo6248
      @theartistmo6248 Před 3 lety +625

      I can’t believe someone else remembers that lmao, I’m glad those $8 dollars didn’t go to waste

    • @bugbear2357
      @bugbear2357 Před 3 lety +385

      He's getting his money's worth even now

    • @callmek5
      @callmek5 Před 3 lety +56

      RIGHT

    • @jamiejo2000
      @jamiejo2000 Před 3 lety +38

      I’m not gonna cry

    • @willowthegobbo
      @willowthegobbo Před 2 lety +106

      Don't cry..... craft

  • @lakeofavalon2005
    @lakeofavalon2005 Před 3 lety +140

    I guess Phil’s joke in the haircut video about sneaking the golden pig into the new house wasn’t a joke after all…

  • @corarose126
    @corarose126 Před 3 lety +148

    dw phil, Pitbull’s “been there, done that” so you’re not alone

  • @dil-707
    @dil-707 Před 3 lety +2402

    ARE WE ALL SKIPPING OVER THE FACT THAT DAN SAID “DANISNOTONFIRE” AS HIS CHANNEL NAME????

    • @dil-707
      @dil-707 Před 3 lety +59

      21:21

    • @lyricsmind
      @lyricsmind Před 3 lety +71

      Yeah, I was like " what?😯?" I really hope he makes youtube content again🤞

    • @timecrayon
      @timecrayon Před 3 lety +29

      omgs i didn't even notice 😂

    • @zephzephyrus
      @zephzephyrus Před 3 lety +197

      mans forgot he rebranded

    • @dioverboard
      @dioverboard Před 3 lety +10

      OMG I DIDNT NOTICE

  • @pot-ay-topot-ah-to4325
    @pot-ay-topot-ah-to4325 Před 3 lety +48

    i love how lion is still in the background, even after all these years

  • @ravendusk8382
    @ravendusk8382 Před 2 lety +145

    "Home owning homosexuals" and "I've never seen an ass that long" two things I'd want written on a hoodie. 😅

  • @darkwadah
    @darkwadah Před 3 lety +1500

    Phil: *in an ambulance after eating glue, getting his mask stuck in the blood pressure machine*
    Dan, watching from afar: 🧍‍♂️🦊

  • @confetticupcake
    @confetticupcake Před 3 lety +1708

    “please daddy glue open and give me your secret juice”
    HOW IS THIS MAN A FAMOUS AUTHOR NOW 😟

    • @emoryv.m.4195
      @emoryv.m.4195 Před 3 lety +41

      i thought the line would go "please daddy glue open and give me your goo" for full rhyme effect

    • @yukihai
      @yukihai Před 3 lety +8

      Lol because he writes things like that XD

    • @vanessagripton6718
      @vanessagripton6718 Před 3 lety +2

      jordyn famous when????

    • @drawingkupfer6967
      @drawingkupfer6967 Před 3 lety +6

      We all know he probably started with gay fanfiction.

    • @boocrimson7720
      @boocrimson7720 Před 3 lety +4

      Probably for reasons exactly like that

  • @hopedavids2310
    @hopedavids2310 Před 3 lety +84

    When I watch Phil I literally feel like I'm watching a Sesame Street special about trying to teach kids that it's important to not panic in scary situations. Thanks for being the Mr. Rogers of CZcams, Phil.

  • @stabbycat748
    @stabbycat748 Před rokem +22

    I hope to have a friendship like this one day. I hope one day, I can have someone who will call an ambulance if I do something stupid.

  • @lizhall1219
    @lizhall1219 Před 3 lety +3506

    As a paramedic’s daughter, I can literally imagine this story being told at every friend or familial event the medics go to ever

    • @roet8792
      @roet8792 Před 3 lety +201

      This absolutely would be on my dads list of stupidest calls he’s ever gotten lmao

    • @skykrasher4475
      @skykrasher4475 Před 3 lety +58

      Lmao Medical Professionals’ Children Conference

    • @lizhall1219
      @lizhall1219 Před 2 lety +53

      @@skykrasher4475 We all sit in a circle and tell the stories we've heard about 14 times

    • @skykrasher4475
      @skykrasher4475 Před 2 lety +21

      @@lizhall1219 And laugh at stupid patients

    • @AmyAberrant
      @AmyAberrant Před 2 lety +7

      @@lizhall1219 I didn’t know this was a thing but I’m not surprised

  • @awhellyeah12
    @awhellyeah12 Před 3 lety +1700

    Not to be too 2015 but “can Dan come I’m scared” was very sweet

  • @miloislame
    @miloislame Před 2 lety +28

    I had a hot paramedic while being driven to the mental hospital, so I feel you

  • @popliuythj
    @popliuythj Před 3 lety +69

    Paramedic Fabio, instead of using a stretcher, just carries Phil down to the wambulance with his anime muscles and asks how he can help Phil
    "I swallowed glue D: "

  • @darlaeckart4770
    @darlaeckart4770 Před 3 lety +1327

    “I’m not good at telling stories” phil that’s literally what you do I think you’re doing alright most of the time

  • @meredithclaire2372
    @meredithclaire2372 Před 3 lety +1444

    This golden pig saga is thrilling, glad she’s okay

  • @asholeary1188
    @asholeary1188 Před 2 měsíci +5

    “Why couldn’t you have swallowed the glue at 7 am”😂

  • @bugbear2357
    @bugbear2357 Před 3 lety +135

    Everyone in the comments: dan you hypocrite you sprayed deodorant in your eye
    Glad to see we're not letting him get away with that

    • @ashisnotok7106
      @ashisnotok7106 Před 2 lety +3

      It was years ago but he will never live it down

  • @freijapersson305
    @freijapersson305 Před 3 lety +675

    Dan and Phil: Complaining for years about ambulances in the middle of the night
    Dan and Phil now: Are the ones calling an ambulance in the middle of the night

    • @helenanaubert7045
      @helenanaubert7045 Před 3 lety +59

      Character growth 😌

    • @arkhamayden
      @arkhamayden Před 3 lety +38

      Their arc furthers

    • @boocrimson7720
      @boocrimson7720 Před 3 lety +37

      I would say character development but I think that's going in the wrong direction

    • @xFanysk
      @xFanysk Před 3 lety +38

      You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain 🤷

    • @prettyupsetnerd5118
      @prettyupsetnerd5118 Před 3 lety +10

      corruption arc

  • @virtualboyscout4416
    @virtualboyscout4416 Před 3 lety +622

    I like that one of the concerns was the neighbors seeing Phil with broken taped up glasses bc oh how embarrassing and then an entire ambulance shows up

  • @taylorgriffin9362
    @taylorgriffin9362 Před 3 lety +18

    That hospital go bag is such an act of love 😂

  • @sallystrange6970
    @sallystrange6970 Před měsícem +8

    My therapist: Handsome Phil isn't real he cant hurt you
    Handsome phil: 12:59

  • @Gretchasketches
    @Gretchasketches Před 3 lety +1539

    Dan and Phil: buy and get a whole house built
    Also Dan and Phil: let’s just super glue the broken glasses

    • @byrnetdown6076
      @byrnetdown6076 Před 3 lety +32

      getting new glasses takes a lot of work ok

    • @ginime_
      @ginime_ Před 3 lety

      Lol they spent all their money on the new house duh

  • @rat-in-the-void
    @rat-in-the-void Před 3 lety +2172

    Phil: they started checking me out
    Dan: not in that way, Phil wishes
    I-

  • @liam560
    @liam560 Před 3 lety +84

    As yes, Sappho and her friend. We're, *clears throat* associates.

  • @Ambipie
    @Ambipie Před 5 měsíci +9

    naughty! do not eat!

  • @emerdoherty720
    @emerdoherty720 Před 3 lety +2280

    phil: [survives global pandemic]
    also phil: [ingests glue]

  • @marsvilla7128
    @marsvilla7128 Před 3 lety +887

    Phil was having the cheesy movie moment of oops I'm so clumsy in front of a hot guy with his mask getting stuck and meanwhile Dan was living the final scene from Fleabag

    • @Nush
      @Nush Před 3 lety +6

      This made me CACKLE lmao

    • @lovecleric
      @lovecleric Před 3 lety +4

      LMAO I WAS THINKING THE SAME

    • @alexismaldonado9129
      @alexismaldonado9129 Před 3 lety +6

      Wtf I was thinking of fleabag too😂😂😭

  • @AmyAberrant
    @AmyAberrant Před 2 lety +47

    “You’re good at holding it together cus you’re full of glue” 😅😅

  • @lewlavabra6811
    @lewlavabra6811 Před 3 lety +17

    as an ER doctor... i might accidentally giggle if you come in for a "swallowed superglue" complaint at 3 iN THE MORNING

  • @nathair7388
    @nathair7388 Před 3 lety +1846

    new merch idea: booty shorts that say "Naughty! ⚠ DO NOT EAT" in the back

    • @oodlespaos
      @oodlespaos Před 3 lety +57

      My parents would absolutely never allow me to get these even for around the house but I still NEED these to be a thing

    • @_gremlinboy
      @_gremlinboy Před 3 lety +38

      Somebody tag dan on Twitter

    • @lithiumkid
      @lithiumkid Před 3 lety +8

      holy shit i need those in my life

    • @oliviacaron7088
      @oliviacaron7088 Před 3 lety +4

      I want a pair

    • @Sentientmatter8
      @Sentientmatter8 Před 3 lety +6

      Yes please. I do want those to l wear at home where no one will see. I would even buy that on a t shirt.