HORROR MOVIES THAT WOULDVE NEVER STARTED IF BLACK PEOPLE WERE THE CAST

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  • lmfao these are a few horror movies that wouldve never started if black people were the cast LMFAO I swear we just dont let shi like this happen to us.
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  • @kellyagyeman696
    @kellyagyeman696 Před 4 lety +7601

    White people: let's have some fun (whips out a Ouija board)
    Black people: aight *imma head out*

  • @jAYROCCS1x
    @jAYROCCS1x Před 4 lety +3894

    first of all, yo grown ass went & got a doll... *SECONDLY*

    • @Steven.901
      @Steven.901 Před 4 lety +160

      Your old ass got a doll with a knife and a fucked up face

    • @simplykathrynrebeca
      @simplykathrynrebeca Před 4 lety +25

      Mmmm he wondering about the real sh***

    • @adrianaluna8721
      @adrianaluna8721 Před 4 lety +9

      This is the part where we ask why does he need a doll...Unless it's to shoot a reboot for A Haunted House 2- when Marlon Wayans marries a white chick with kids and ends up going crazy for a freaky-looking doll in his step-daughter's room...

    • @loveskyless
      @loveskyless Před 4 lety +15

      *you thought that was clean*

    • @wisehuman2084
      @wisehuman2084 Před 4 lety +1

      He didn't need another reason after that,to return that haunted-ass doll.

  • @joshuawainaina8103
    @joshuawainaina8103 Před rokem +5522

    "Take a left here I think it's a shortcut "
    "Nah bro the GPS say take a right"
    "Oh $#!t, aight then"
    The shortest movie ever had me dying in 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @prettiestbaddie4194
      @prettiestbaddie4194 Před rokem +19

      Lmaoo💀💀

    • @Bill_Cipher1995
      @Bill_Cipher1995 Před rokem +172

      😅😅
      Why is taking a shortcut so important to movie characters anyway? Lol.

    • @snowangel7635
      @snowangel7635 Před rokem +54

      @@Bill_Cipher1995 Right! I like my car rides long and nice

    • @Bill_Cipher1995
      @Bill_Cipher1995 Před rokem +2

      @@snowangel7635 Whatchu got, son??

    • @thanos5220
      @thanos5220 Před rokem +32

      In the movie, the GPS wouldn't work les be for real

  • @bojangles7132
    @bojangles7132 Před rokem +3421

    "Boy get cho dumbass outta here before you get jumped" had me in stitches lmao ahahaha

    • @NickolaiPetrovitch
      @NickolaiPetrovitch Před rokem +16

      For real Lmao

    • @wist8278
      @wist8278 Před rokem +5

      fr

    • @jackbauer408
      @jackbauer408 Před rokem +158

      What makes it better is that scream literally is just a normal human so they could just jump him

    • @jackbauer408
      @jackbauer408 Před rokem +7

      What makes it better is that scream literally is just a normal human so they could just jump him

    • @sggsquadpresents
      @sggsquadpresents Před rokem +27

      @@jackbauer408 True just corner scream and make em suffer

  • @IlyassProds
    @IlyassProds Před 5 lety +10358

    That boy said “pack your shit, were leaving.”
    💀💀 so calm

  • @Lazylewo
    @Lazylewo Před 4 lety +3990

    "How'd he get over there?!?"
    "I must've dropped him"
    "Dropped him in the corner?!"

    • @irmajestic24glover30
      @irmajestic24glover30 Před 4 lety +35

      Dude Sandstorm he had me dying lol

    • @dc9067
      @dc9067 Před 4 lety +3

      666th like

    • @manestrengthandcourage7121
      @manestrengthandcourage7121 Před 4 lety +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kbkillerbrown679
      @kbkillerbrown679 Před 3 lety

      I paid 50$

    • @jdogzerosilverblade299
      @jdogzerosilverblade299 Před 3 lety +6

      what scares the hell out of my is my great grandparent has a life sized chucky doll she used to play with as a kid. it literally looks like chucky in his teens. we now have it and im not allowed to destroy it. i mean its been in the house for like idk 15 years and nothing has happened so im safe i think.
      now that i said that we are all going to die tomorrow.

  • @bunny_0288
    @bunny_0288 Před rokem +1904

    The Jeepers Creepers one made me laugh so hard. "Ain't nothin for us that way." Lol.... Y'all noped out of that so quick. lol

    • @hao9508
      @hao9508 Před rokem +24

      This one took me out

    • @tropicalsundae
      @tropicalsundae Před rokem +7

      💀im dead

    • @andrewretherford8622
      @andrewretherford8622 Před rokem +60

      “he look distraught”😂😂

    • @John-nr5ig
      @John-nr5ig Před rokem +11

      Missed the greatest party of the year at least I got to see it on channel 6😂

    • @ThaLostVerse
      @ThaLostVerse Před rokem +17

      That one was the best... And probably accurate

  • @amandabear328
    @amandabear328 Před rokem +409

    “He look DISTRAUGHT”
    “Ain’t nothing for us that way”
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ethanbenner6995
    @ethanbenner6995 Před 4 lety +12210

    He ain’t possessed, Desmond just stubbed his toe

    • @WillAyeAmNot
      @WillAyeAmNot Před 4 lety +536

      Desmond be steppin on too many legos, my man's had enough of it😂

    • @ElieHenry
      @ElieHenry Před 4 lety +123

      @@WillAyeAmNot that killed me 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @lwsncd6464
      @lwsncd6464 Před 4 lety +21

      Hahaha

    • @sexyladyakb
      @sexyladyakb Před 4 lety +34

      Ethan Benner right! Or hit his elbow

    • @NeverRests
      @NeverRests Před 4 lety +10

      That's good XD

  • @razielslaughter3332
    @razielslaughter3332 Před 7 lety +5172

    "Ain't nothing for us that way."😂😂

  • @ridzkiandiyono4773
    @ridzkiandiyono4773 Před 11 měsíci +374

    “Him having a knife don’t make him clean! That’s some demonic shit!”
    This line is really spot on and still kills me til today 😂

    • @KeepRockKin
      @KeepRockKin Před 7 měsíci +5

      Then when he left him with the doll was just hilarious 😂😂😂😂

    • @markelabanks4808
      @markelabanks4808 Před 6 měsíci +3

      "Where he go Ant"?! 😂

    • @johnnycee9325
      @johnnycee9325 Před 4 měsíci +1

      "How he get over there Aff!?" 😂😂😂

  • @salleymudd5488
    @salleymudd5488 Před rokem +56

    "Unknown caller" ( *puts phone back down* )
    I felt that in my soul. I never answer unknown numbers - probably a lot of frustrated serial killers out there.

    • @evecarrington562
      @evecarrington562 Před rokem +4

      🤣😅

    • @jamesmohan7301
      @jamesmohan7301 Před 3 měsíci +5

      One time I was bored and answered one of these callers by blowing an air horn in the speaker then hung up.
      Boy when I tell you it was quiet for a good day.

  • @SwastikSwarupDas
    @SwastikSwarupDas Před 4 lety +5305

    Dark alley with dangerous sounds coming
    White people : Aight imma head in

    • @kevinramage1839
      @kevinramage1839 Před 4 lety +100

      Underrated comment 💯

    • @dreaxil_lixir
      @dreaxil_lixir Před 4 lety +44

      Mayne! 😂😂

    • @XtodaL
      @XtodaL Před 4 lety +34

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @jointlucas8187
      @jointlucas8187 Před 4 lety +26

      Crimes that wouldn't have happened if whites were cast would be a more accurate vid than this...

    • @HZGamingVR
      @HZGamingVR Před 4 lety +3

      @@kevinramage1839 Underrated because he is like the 5th person that posted that same shit or similar hahahaha

  • @LewisBowels
    @LewisBowels Před 4 lety +9883

    "What a great house! Tell me about this place."
    "Well, three people died in h-"
    *Leaves*

    • @Blankblankblankblankblankblank
      @Blankblankblankblankblankblank Před 4 lety +289

      Lewis Baools 😂😂😂 so fycking true the white homies would have been like cool

    • @TSProductionsVideos
      @TSProductionsVideos Před 4 lety +22

      same with the whites and reds and blues and blacks and greens. and every color. but there all diffrent. never the same

    • @pikapika3198
      @pikapika3198 Před 4 lety +26

      @@TSProductionsVideos Trust me I would live in a house someone died in if it was the last house on Earth.

    • @TSProductionsVideos
      @TSProductionsVideos Před 4 lety +1

      @@pikapika3198 same. i think we all would.

    • @TSProductionsVideos
      @TSProductionsVideos Před 4 lety +4

      @@pikapika3198 its either 1% chance of death or 99%

  • @_CrissoN
    @_CrissoN Před rokem +74

    "First of all, your grown ass went and got a doll" 😂😂

  • @EmeralSoul
    @EmeralSoul Před rokem +462

    6 years later this is still funny as hell and I'm so happy to see where you 6 years later and where you'll be in 6 more

    • @dryames4319
      @dryames4319 Před 11 měsíci +9

      Big facts. It’s been a pleasure to watch their come up.

    • @imamzawadurrahim3755
      @imamzawadurrahim3755 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Seeing this after many yrs too, it's awesome

  • @raymondkubiak1044
    @raymondkubiak1044 Před 5 lety +5628

    “He looks distraught”
    “Hes clearly telling us to turn around”
    “Yeeah..”
    *swipes blinker*

    • @iloveprettyfeetwomen8331
      @iloveprettyfeetwomen8331 Před 5 lety +23

      Raymond Kubiak underrated 🤣😭☠️

    • @themerovingian4252
      @themerovingian4252 Před 5 lety +6

      Hahahahaha oh man it's so funny because it's racist ! Hahahaha hilarious

    • @NeoConker626
      @NeoConker626 Před 4 lety +110

      @@themerovingian4252 and there's the triggered guy. Always one lol

    • @dan8601
      @dan8601 Před 4 lety +14

      @@themerovingian4252 I mean... is it?

    • @asinine8143
      @asinine8143 Před 4 lety +41

      @@themerovingian4252 how is that racist lmfao

  • @aleciasmith-mclean3927
    @aleciasmith-mclean3927 Před 4 lety +2913

    They forgot the #1 black rule for The Exorcist ~ Black people don’t investigate. They just leave.

    • @Andrea.P.
      @Andrea.P. Před 4 lety +200

      Matter of fact, I'm staying in my room. I'm not investigating shit.

    • @sierra2846
      @sierra2846 Před 4 lety +93

      I mean they gotta make sure the homie wasn't jumped 😬

    • @its_taps
      @its_taps Před 4 lety +31

      Bullshit, you need to see for yourself before drastic moves are made

    • @jadenmarshall6496
      @jadenmarshall6496 Před 4 lety +1

      Andrea P then ur white asf

    • @Devin3Anthologie
      @Devin3Anthologie Před 4 lety +23

      okay! And how about always follow the cat or any animal running the other direction 😂

  • @SuicidalSummerSnowWoman
    @SuicidalSummerSnowWoman Před rokem +286

    "GPS says go right" "aight" sorry these people are too intelligent for a horror movie😆😆😆

    • @DS-ld8ns
      @DS-ld8ns Před rokem

      Little does he know, that a ghost was in his GPS leading On a wild but loving adventure.
      The soul connecting Tech hacking Ghost, Guiding Phantom Spirit. GPS for short, By humans using these Initials he gains strength, and summoning power. At first he was very limited in power but over time. with the advent of G. P. S used in cars and phones and the numerous other devices He has become a near undetectable/unstoppable force. Guiding unsuspecting People to very different locations.
      Since he is able to invade the lives of near everyone who has a cell phone, He drives people who are lonely to other lonely people so they can build a connection.
      He has been using the collective data on these peoples phones to heal the pain in this world.
      Since his power isn't used in malice he continuous to grow more rapidly and spread further
      GPS
      Guiding Phantom Spirit.
      The love passage you never Knew you had.
      in Theaters 2024

    • @idgaf1241
      @idgaf1241 Před rokem

      I’m not blac but they say black people are pre intelligent

    • @rne4127
      @rne4127 Před rokem +1

      What if the GPS was wrong?

    • @Nopeasaurus
      @Nopeasaurus Před rokem +2

      What if the GPS was possessed?

    • @rne4127
      @rne4127 Před rokem

      @@Nopeasaurus I could see that occuring also. There have been videos of people driving off of the road because of gps. Or the phone.

  • @eviltwin4760
    @eviltwin4760 Před rokem +30

    Keepers Creepers 2: “He telling us to turn around”
    “Ok it ain’t nothing for us that way”
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @liliakovacs6943
    @liliakovacs6943 Před 4 lety +5658

    In horror movies, there are two types of people:
    1. The white cheerleader who is babysitting
    2. The black person who dies at the beginning for some random cosmical reason

    • @lamedrawing2251
      @lamedrawing2251 Před 4 lety +225

      @@kiamaria331 that's some cabin in the wood sh*t

    • @AQGOAT24
      @AQGOAT24 Před 4 lety +62

      @@lamedrawing2251 cabin in the woods was a parody of horror movies

    • @doublenaut443
      @doublenaut443 Před 4 lety +93

      The black guy always dies by having a logical reason that he plays out until hes almost finished and ends up getting killed in the car OT when hes about to sleep.

    • @joe8551
      @joe8551 Před 4 lety +103

      Lilia Kovács the black person is there for a long enough time (like 1-2 opening scenes) so the writers can say they’re being diverse and then they die

    • @adrianasabode1583
      @adrianasabode1583 Před 4 lety +17

      The white blonde girl is the first to die though

  • @sparechainge
    @sparechainge Před 4 lety +3962

    *Freddy walks in*
    "Ohhhh, he thought we was sleep!"💀💀

    • @njm_le
      @njm_le Před 4 lety +112

      Mortyy VC sleep is for the weak lmao we don’t sleep

    • @Coco-chrispy
      @Coco-chrispy Před 4 lety +18

      Mortyy VC lmaooo

    • @vatolato9021
      @vatolato9021 Před 4 lety +3

      Anaya Smith who?

    • @gigaman-8971
      @gigaman-8971 Před 4 lety +13

      i know lmao i tought that was the funniest one bro!!!

    • @freddybigs10
      @freddybigs10 Před 4 lety +3

      Shows you how smart they are, I only exist on your dreams.

  • @gracehowell.
    @gracehowell. Před rokem +248

    I've never seen any of these films, but I know enough about horror movie reputations to see how freaking accurate this is. I really enjoyed it! I wish we'd had videos like this in our creative writing course.

    • @alwhite1879
      @alwhite1879 Před rokem +8

      I've seen all of them and that is what makes it so funny.

    • @kittykatz4001
      @kittykatz4001 Před rokem +3

      Ditto! I haven’t seen these films, but it’s still funny bec I know the horror film trope.

    • @edgevalmond6173
      @edgevalmond6173 Před 7 měsíci +2

      Seriously? They used to air these movies all the time.

  • @okdude2422
    @okdude2422 Před rokem +29

    "Your grown ass went and got a doll" lol

  • @DrJDaniels
    @DrJDaniels Před 4 lety +23741

    - Dude whats that sound coming from your basement?
    - That ain't none of my business
    Credits roll in

  • @bencantrell1
    @bencantrell1 Před 3 lety +5104

    “First of all, your grown ass went and got a doll”

    • @redroll1935
      @redroll1935 Před 3 lety +280

      "Secondly: you thought that was clean?"

    • @Muipyro
      @Muipyro Před 3 lety +139

      Thirdly you sleeping with that

    • @brianrinkanya
      @brianrinkanya Před 3 lety +36

      Mannz already at the door😭😭😩

    • @williamlevison9966
      @williamlevison9966 Před 3 lety +42

      Any doll at a thrift store has me running the other way, even if it´s like a princess, those things are creepy af.

    • @beelzebub469
      @beelzebub469 Před 3 lety +4

      Lmao

  • @yeetbra9485
    @yeetbra9485 Před rokem +112

    As soon as the paranormal activity one came up I knew what was coming, but it still had me on the floor 🤣

  • @KerryFairbanks
    @KerryFairbanks Před rokem +15

    00:42 is just legit one of the funniest things I've seen. Leland just dancing in the back, Desmond no shirt. Classic and terrifying for anyone to walk up on.

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 Před 4 lety +5414

    "I don't answer unknown numbers."
    I'm sayin'. 🤷

    • @selestielwolf7949
      @selestielwolf7949 Před 4 lety +192

      I don't even answer numbers I have programmed into my phone. You have to text me I don't do all that calling bs

    • @Agari..
      @Agari.. Před 4 lety +61

      @@selestielwolf7949 that seems slightly autistic but ok

    • @selestielwolf7949
      @selestielwolf7949 Před 4 lety +46

      @@Agari.. yeah I have Asperger's Syndrome actually.

    • @MaryamMful
      @MaryamMful Před 4 lety +80

      @@Agari.. why need to label everything, Someone is not sick just because they don't answer phone calls, many don't do that

    • @fionastout3389
      @fionastout3389 Před 4 lety +24

      I just watch it ring. 😂 They can leave a voicemail.

  • @nathanbelay2529
    @nathanbelay2529 Před 4 lety +5864

    Nobody:
    White People: Hey Guys, wanna EXPLORE

    • @AD45
      @AD45 Před 4 lety +352

      Time to colonize

    • @ryguy1483
      @ryguy1483 Před 4 lety +123

      @@AD45 As a white man, even I gotta admit that is fucking hilarious 😂😂😂

    • @kaiserwilhelmii9705
      @kaiserwilhelmii9705 Před 4 lety +9

      @@AD45 British Empire

    • @shitpants1345
      @shitpants1345 Před 4 lety

      YeAh SuRe

    • @lovemiki5198
      @lovemiki5198 Před 4 lety +29

      @Gray Kin I am a white girl, and well...that's true in most of those horror movies.

  • @curtiswhiteheadjr1322
    @curtiswhiteheadjr1322 Před rokem +29

    2:15 “Ain’t nothin for us that way.” Old Skool Wisdom right there 😆

  • @SkittlesandKit
    @SkittlesandKit Před rokem +19

    Years later, "Ain't nothing for us that way" still cracks me up.

  • @raidersx9609
    @raidersx9609 Před 4 lety +4711

    Random guy: telling them to turn back
    Them: turns back
    Movie director: *you weren’t supposed to do that*

  • @kadaysiabutmrs.kimtaehyung7894

    "Get your shit, we gotta go.."

  • @me21464
    @me21464 Před 23 dny +3

    As a 53 year old woman who is scared of horror movies, and has only seen Child’s Play, pieces of a Michael Myer’s movie, and the head spinning scene in the Exorcist….thank you for the warnings 😂😂😂😂

  • @catiscray4133
    @catiscray4133 Před rokem +17

    I lost it at "ain't nothing for us that way" during the Jeepers Creepers 2 bit. 😂😂💀

  • @angelicscythe565
    @angelicscythe565 Před 4 lety +9116

    Plot twist: Desmond wasn't possessed, he just stubbed his pinkie toe

  • @chxnzhe1633
    @chxnzhe1633 Před 4 lety +5531

    plot twist:
    desmond just stubbed his toe that’s it

  • @thattrocket
    @thattrocket Před rokem +22

    The Exorcist one had me laughing, if someone saw their friend screaming on the floor they would want to get the fuck out as well😂

    • @thesnatcher3616
      @thesnatcher3616 Před 5 dny

      Isn't that why in the movie they brought in the preist? He's the Mc from what I've heard.

  • @audrablue515
    @audrablue515 Před rokem +59

    OMG, I laughed way harder at this video than I thought I would. Well done guys! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mr.e6289
    @mr.e6289 Před 4 lety +3451

    guy: "wow this house is great, and it's cheep"
    House: "GEEETTTT OOOUUUTTTT"
    guy: "it's to bad we can't stay"

    • @marquishester9874
      @marquishester9874 Před 4 lety +35

      Eddie Murphy: Delirious lmao. Classic
      czcams.com/video/InLfUMjyKNo/video.html

    • @ceej2475
      @ceej2475 Před 4 lety +24

      😂😂😂😂😩😩 this had me dyinggggg

    • @mr.e6289
      @mr.e6289 Před 4 lety +10

      @@marquishester9874 yep, thanks i couldn't remmeber the name of the stand up

    • @useryoungsexy
      @useryoungsexy Před 4 lety +4

      Too

    • @thisguyhd6591
      @thisguyhd6591 Před 4 lety +4

      Cheap*

  • @sladegenshin5090
    @sladegenshin5090 Před 4 lety +15818

    Plot Twist: Desmond isn’t possessed he just stepped on a Lego

  • @doctorplagus7138
    @doctorplagus7138 Před rokem +31

    You all are the pure voice of reason. I have shared with my friends to watch and learn. Thank you so much. Great video, laughed hard.

  • @exp037a
    @exp037a Před rokem +21

    The paranormal activity one got me dying 😂

  • @grantwilson4506
    @grantwilson4506 Před 4 lety +42844

    "If common sense was used in horror movies"

    • @tanyanikolaevagizdova6571
      @tanyanikolaevagizdova6571 Před 4 lety +1117

      @@diddlenfiddle7311 white guys in horror films

    • @diddlenfiddle7311
      @diddlenfiddle7311 Před 4 lety +83

      @@tanyanikolaevagizdova6571 eh?

    • @GSTR03
      @GSTR03 Před 4 lety +671

      Diddle n Fiddle it’s a joke chill

    • @GSTR03
      @GSTR03 Před 4 lety +203

      Nah the Jason one would just get you all killed

    • @GSTR03
      @GSTR03 Před 4 lety +60

      Ascended seriously why?

  • @sherrellbrown5056
    @sherrellbrown5056 Před 4 lety +13217

    "There 'aint nothing for us that way"
    Couldn't have said it better XD

    • @liquidicy
      @liquidicy Před 4 lety +68

      you put the apostrophe in the wrong place

    • @holycrapitsjohnceena6007
      @holycrapitsjohnceena6007 Před 4 lety +402

      @@liquidicy You didn't start your sentence with a capital letter.

    • @liquidicy
      @liquidicy Před 4 lety +20

      @@holycrapitsjohnceena6007 SHSHSHSHSSHHHHH

    • @godtype9706
      @godtype9706 Před 4 lety +24

      @@liquidicy Well considering "ain't" isn't a real word. 😂

    • @MJ82939
      @MJ82939 Před 4 lety +9

      that had me DYING!!!!

  • @GG-ip3ru
    @GG-ip3ru Před rokem +10

    *The silence* from the paranormal activity one got me 😂
    Edit: And “ain’t nothing for us that way” VIBE

  • @sohaibmir2727
    @sohaibmir2727 Před rokem +105

    Thank you so much for your videos. Today has been an awful day for me, and you have helped make it better and allowed me to smile and laugh when nothing else will 💯

  • @lifeasjam515
    @lifeasjam515 Před 4 lety +2571

    “Ain’t nothing for us that way”

  • @ajourneytosuccess_
    @ajourneytosuccess_ Před 4 lety +5498

    No one:
    White People: We should investigate this

    • @tabithak.9923
      @tabithak.9923 Před 4 lety +217

      We're just out here trying to be scooby doo and the gang

    • @choisoobin2469
      @choisoobin2469 Před 4 lety +239

      white people: *trips over air while they attempt to run*

    • @deadaccbye.8036
      @deadaccbye.8036 Před 4 lety +21

      Peachseok // lmaoo frr

    • @kingoftheboyscouts
      @kingoftheboyscouts Před 4 lety +59

      Peachseok
      Also white people : go without me

    • @FlowPlex
      @FlowPlex Před 4 lety +65

      White people: *_Alright gang, time to solve this mystery_*

  • @yuri_aspect822
    @yuri_aspect822 Před rokem +6

    2:18 "Me after a taco bell"

    • @jaesynarana3085
      @jaesynarana3085 Před rokem

      Me after having McDonald's sprite🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🐐🤣

  • @skysingh6845
    @skysingh6845 Před rokem +24

    Never have I ever laughed so hard at 2am in the night

  • @Imjust_J7
    @Imjust_J7 Před 4 lety +4236

    Lmfaooo they really had Desmond screaming like that😂😂

    • @ReapTheWhirlwind
      @ReapTheWhirlwind Před 4 lety +78

      I thought it was a Caleb video tbh.

    • @chrisfire7244
      @chrisfire7244 Před 4 lety +29

      I couldn’t stop laughing man

    • @moaphy
      @moaphy Před 4 lety +5

      Nugs VT 🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @poppunkrock141
      @poppunkrock141 Před 4 lety +31

      imagine how their neighbors felt hearing a guy screaming for ten minutes while they filmed sjfhshsh

    • @AbsoluteAbsurd
      @AbsoluteAbsurd Před 4 lety

      XD im crying

  • @03653
    @03653 Před 7 lety +1484

    50 second horror movies right here. "Boy, get your dumb ass outta here before you get jumped."

    • @rances4418
      @rances4418 Před 6 lety +7

      KingAwesome KA Jason can't die though........

    • @03653
      @03653 Před 6 lety +32

      I'm aware of that. But because comedy, he can

    • @stain4128
      @stain4128 Před 6 lety +3

      Ed he's on about ghost face from screen

  • @keddricklamont9763
    @keddricklamont9763 Před rokem +6

    This funny. I was with yal on every one except Friday 13th... I ain't jumping Jason. Yal gone be a good distraction for my escape.

    • @robotzombie4754
      @robotzombie4754 Před měsícem +1

      In friday the 13th it was his mama the killer and she was a normal human being

  • @whoopie8107
    @whoopie8107 Před rokem +3

    0:47 I never noticed Leland dancing in the background😂

  • @Lh0000
    @Lh0000 Před 3 lety +8629

    The reason the black guy always dies is because if he didn’t he’d solve the whole plot single handedly

    • @diddly_bop
      @diddly_bop Před 3 lety +274

      3.14159 this is pi followed by 2653589 circumference over diameter 79 then 323 Omg cant you see 8462643 and now were on a spree 38 and 32 now were blue oh who new 7950 and then a 2 88 and 41 so much fun now will run 97169399 then 3751 half way done 058 now don't be late 209 where's the wine 74 it's on the floor then 94459 230 we gotta go 78 we cant wait 1640628 We're almost near the end keep going 62 We're getting through 0899 on time 8628034 there's only a few more 82 then 53 42 11 7 0 and 67 We're done was that fun learning random digits so that you can brag to your friends

    • @homie_zack3915
      @homie_zack3915 Před 3 lety +253

      @@diddly_bop bruh wtf r u even saying ?😂😂😂

    • @WriterofWorlds
      @WriterofWorlds Před 3 lety +15

      Yep

    • @diddly_bop
      @diddly_bop Před 3 lety +42

      @luvfey your right in scary situations I just sing the pi song 😔

    • @diddly_bop
      @diddly_bop Před 3 lety +29

      @@homie_zack3915 the pi song👁👄👁

  • @IamNOVAone
    @IamNOVAone Před 7 lety +3527

    So is this why scary movies always kill the black guy first?

    • @Kayn_The_Shadow_Reaper
      @Kayn_The_Shadow_Reaper Před 7 lety +402

      Christian Young lmao yes they kill the smart people first 😂

    • @Toxihex
      @Toxihex Před 7 lety +279

      Well, it's either the black guy or the dumb blond, so I don't think they exactly pick out the smart ones first. The black guy would've ran and left everyone to fend for themselves.

    • @s1d3k1ck4
      @s1d3k1ck4 Před 6 lety +76

      because most of the time blacks don't play a significant role in the story so it doesn't matter it has nothing to do with race

    • @danascroggins9271
      @danascroggins9271 Před 6 lety +157

      coppergold if they aren't playing a significant role then doesn't that have to do with race?

    • @bri16042
      @bri16042 Před 6 lety +90

      Christian Young Yeah always because (no offense to whites) but their the ones that are smart, whites are the ones that always act dumb if you haven't noticed.

  • @Footballazz
    @Footballazz Před 8 měsíci +4

    Every few months i come back to this video, shit is still elite😭😭😭😭
    Especially nightmare on elm street 😭

  • @TeraCloud99
    @TeraCloud99 Před 11 měsíci +4

    2:04 “That nigga look DISTRAUGHT.” 😭😭😭

  • @_spilled_milk_pro-champion3871

    "Welp, turn this around. . . Ain't nothing for us that way." That's how everyone should react to the obvious red flags in horror movies.

    • @_cmbkobe
      @_cmbkobe Před 4 lety +7

      _Spilled_Milk_ Pro-Champion-at-Life i’m 1000 like

    • @prettiestbaddie4194
      @prettiestbaddie4194 Před rokem +59

      But they just go straight to the red flag 💀😂

    • @prettiestbaddie4194
      @prettiestbaddie4194 Před rokem +5

      @@_cmbkobe good job

    • @Ulfgood
      @Ulfgood Před rokem +41

      Top 3 stupidest decisions to make in Horror movies: go where the killer is, go to investigate, go to the red flag.

    • @pollypockets508
      @pollypockets508 Před rokem +6

      And in real life

  • @bolenben1343
    @bolenben1343 Před 4 lety +2075

    “Ain’t nothing for us that way”😂

  • @LeaveMeAlone1989
    @LeaveMeAlone1989 Před rokem +4

    The exorcist one 😂 and the way he was peaking around the wall 😩🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @Seaguardian80
    @Seaguardian80 Před rokem +24

    I messed up watching this while eating. Too accurate. 🤣🤣 To paraphrase my late grandmother: when shit is going down, you don't grab a flashlight to get a better look.

  • @ReaIities
    @ReaIities Před 4 lety +2731

    White dude: Yo we should investigate that house, heard it was haunted.
    Black dude: Hell naw.
    *Credits roll in*

  • @Jarod-sm5rf
    @Jarod-sm5rf Před 4 lety +8238

    Desmond isn’t possessed he just found out he got a girl pregnant.

  • @aminahreviewsstuff
    @aminahreviewsstuff Před rokem +6

    The first one had me dying cuz I NEVER answer no caller ID... 😂😂😂 my doctor office has to leave a voicemail lolll

  • @monkeydluffy3537
    @monkeydluffy3537 Před rokem +3

    0:48 all i hear is the donation sound😭

  • @zaib7041
    @zaib7041 Před 3 lety +7929

    White Kid : Wou wanna go in that abandoned house ?
    Me : No
    Roll Credits

  • @silverblade357
    @silverblade357 Před 4 lety +1533

    Pennywise: "Hiya, Georgie!"
    George: "Awww! Hell nah!"
    Pennywise: "Wait! Where you going!"

    • @sdaman9496
      @sdaman9496 Před 4 lety +16

      To the crip

    • @derinapplu2203
      @derinapplu2203 Před 4 lety +40

      To the crib nigga

    • @derinapplu2203
      @derinapplu2203 Před 4 lety +44

      Georgie: To the crib nigga, fuck you mean.

    • @RpgBlasterRpg
      @RpgBlasterRpg Před 4 lety

      silverblade357 pennywise would had kill georgie anyway he wont let his food get away

    • @mandem1351
      @mandem1351 Před 4 lety

      Derin Applu hey nigga don’t blame him he might be white he don’t know how to spell hood or crib

  • @cajanworld9649
    @cajanworld9649 Před 5 měsíci +5

    LMFAOOOOO YEOOO keepers creepers took me out cause dead assss😂😂😂😂

  • @the_vengeful_one6040
    @the_vengeful_one6040 Před rokem +12

    People may call me a kill joy, but I don’t think a group of people can kill Jason from F13, well at least not Zombie Jason.

    • @Bill_Cipher1995
      @Bill_Cipher1995 Před rokem +5

      Fr. He was literally on fire, and still slaughtered two grown men--one via throwing his flaming machete like a lance to impale him as he ran at his top speed. Lol.
      (F vs. J)

    • @Samsung-ij1de
      @Samsung-ij1de Před rokem

      fr lol

  • @22dallas1
    @22dallas1 Před 3 lety +12036

    I’d like to think that these events actually take place before each movie, and the horror villain of the movie decides to go and haunt white people instead.

    • @Scazoid
      @Scazoid Před 3 lety +386

      Bruh lmao

    • @zacknowlin3214
      @zacknowlin3214 Před 3 lety +225

      Omfg I love this comment 😂

    • @dirtporcelain
      @dirtporcelain Před 3 lety +266

      Micheal Myers goes to Harlem and thinks he got a deal on 3 tee-shirts for $50 when the sign says $15 each.

    • @carvtheduck
      @carvtheduck Před 3 lety +13

      LOL

    • @CCheeks84
      @CCheeks84 Před 3 lety +11

      😭😭😭

  • @greynight5705
    @greynight5705 Před 4 lety +15649

    If the cast is all black who's gonna die first then?

    • @rith8
      @rith8 Před 4 lety +918

      @@iputsyruponyourpancakes2758
      😂

    • @jorgeestrada6101
      @jorgeestrada6101 Před 4 lety +2422

      The killer

    • @itsbowo6448
      @itsbowo6448 Před 4 lety +2187

      No one would die. Everyone would DIP before a thing happens.

    • @Filmtoday.
      @Filmtoday. Před 4 lety +398

      @Kit Fr, you cant run, your life done. Facts.

    • @laurenzjope7018
      @laurenzjope7018 Před 4 lety +221

      The fat one

  • @novacounciloutsdrs4770

    coming back to this, when I watched it originally dropped. I'm so glad yall doing numbers.

  • @ErraticMastermind
    @ErraticMastermind Před 4 lety +13376

    White kid: Hey ... wanna do something fun?
    Me: Oh! Like what?
    White kid: **Whips out Ouija board**
    Me: No.
    **Credits roll**

  • @sophieblink3176
    @sophieblink3176 Před 4 lety +7042

    everyone gangsta until they reach Get Out ...

  • @rolandkimbrough5120
    @rolandkimbrough5120 Před rokem +4

    2:40 Mark after doing the one chip challenge 💀

  • @johnloftin4037
    @johnloftin4037 Před rokem +3

    That Bro look Distraught
    OML that got me

  • @polarparadise9335
    @polarparadise9335 Před 3 lety +3102

    “Well turn it around”
    “Ain’t nothing for us that way” 😂

    • @MysticDivinerLJ
      @MysticDivinerLJ Před 3 lety +15

      Chill Out 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @prettyluhbre-yq7cb
      @prettyluhbre-yq7cb Před 3 lety +32

      best part no cap😂

    • @wukywooo1511
      @wukywooo1511 Před 3 lety +3

      Chill Out that had me dead asf bruh

    • @RJ-mh3ox
      @RJ-mh3ox Před 3 lety +2

      Had to get this to that 1k lmao

    • @diddly_bop
      @diddly_bop Před 3 lety +3

      3.14159 this is pi followed by 2653589 circumference over diameter 79 then 323 Omg cant you see 8462643 and now were on a spree 38 and 32 now were blue oh who new 7950 and then a 2 88 and 41 so much fun now will run 97169399 then 3751 half way done 058 now don't be late 209 where's the wine 74 it's on the floor then 94459 230 we gotta go 78 we cant wait 1640628 We're almost near the end keep going 62 We're getting through 0899 on time 8628034 there's only a few more 82 then 53 42 11 7 0 and 67 We're done was that fun learning random digits so that you can brag to your friends

  • @landonharris7480
    @landonharris7480 Před 4 lety +1400

    Seller: So, just so you know, 17 people died in this house. Some people committed suicide, others, murdered. White family: Sounds good to me.

    • @StrongandGrand
      @StrongandGrand Před 4 lety +60

      Landon Harris You kinda described American Horror Story: Season 1.

    • @leonlitgaming7905
      @leonlitgaming7905 Před 4 lety +82

      Black people:Then why the fuck you selling me this house dumb fuck

    • @jalynnwilliams6170
      @jalynnwilliams6170 Před 4 lety +14

      Trolling Flash21 🤣🤣

    • @ericaammons1541
      @ericaammons1541 Před 4 lety +4

      Lmao

    • @ericaammons1541
      @ericaammons1541 Před 4 lety +3

      Funniest comment tho(17 PEP 😂)..I JUST SEEN SOMETHING LIKE THAT ON NETFLIX HAUNTING SERIES...LIKE REALLY!!!...
      SELLER: YOUR OK WITH LIVING WITH DEAD PEP
      OH YEA SURE...WE CAN FIND AWAY TO COEXIST TOGETHER,SO WHERE DO I SIGN?
      😀😀😀

  • @Jerrycourtney
    @Jerrycourtney Před 6 měsíci +6

    Came back for my annual re-watch. Still funny all these years later

  • @Znijik
    @Znijik Před 4 lety +14186

    White folk: Thanks for coming to my party! Now let's do something real fun. (Whips out a Ouija board)
    Black folk: Well, nice knowing y'all. I'll see y'all on the news tomorrow.

    • @nasheextant3898
      @nasheextant3898 Před 4 lety +193

      I visited a friend and he whipped out a ouiji board and I did in fact agree to use it
      ... Nothing happened lol

    • @tobiethecactus9548
      @tobiethecactus9548 Před 4 lety +584

      As a white person i can say that I hate watching horror movies, not because they scare me but because of how everyone is always so stupid in them

    • @marialawson75
      @marialawson75 Před 4 lety +20

      Roflmao I actually did that.

    • @tjjjj66
      @tjjjj66 Před 4 lety +43

      They all die at once a brother never abandons another brother if one of us die we all die

    • @curlygigi
      @curlygigi Před 4 lety +104

      My happy meal ass would have done fled the scene, not today Satan !!!

  • @jackmeriustacktheritrix
    @jackmeriustacktheritrix Před 4 lety +5029

    Lmao the jeepers creepers one had me dying XD
    "Oh he tellin us to turn around"
    "Alright let's turn around, nothin for us that way"

    • @CimnaBun
      @CimnaBun Před 4 lety +11

      Nice

    • @jenuskudo8572
      @jenuskudo8572 Před 4 lety +68

      They were going home.
      Nothing for us that way.lets turn around since some random dude/crazy telling us to turn around. Seems legit.

    • @onlyonemitch5049
      @onlyonemitch5049 Před 4 lety +10

      Yep. Follow the rules

    • @ytnasir8561
      @ytnasir8561 Před 4 lety +41

      Sailendranath Murmu I would turn around

    • @jenuskudo8572
      @jenuskudo8572 Před 4 lety +1

      @@ytnasir8561 really? Then I am saying leave you tube and never come back.
      So are you gonna leave because I told you to?

  • @SaiyanMaster1
    @SaiyanMaster1 Před rokem +5

    Can’t jump that boy Jason now lol 4:53

  • @Joyboy_Manoy
    @Joyboy_Manoy Před rokem +1

    Yo coming back to this video after how big rdc became over the years. Yo love to see the growth keep going.🎉❤

  • @ethancobabe2420
    @ethancobabe2420 Před 5 lety +9412

    I need that as an actual line in a horror movie. " boy get your ass outta here before you get jumped." XD

    • @rubyh.3838
      @rubyh.3838 Před 5 lety +410

      Lmao that would be awesome. But if jason was the killer that shit would not work

    • @madjaster9620
      @madjaster9620 Před 4 lety +256

      Ruby H.
      Ikr lmao he’s near immune to pain and weapons, words and 4 dudes threatening to jump him isn’t really gonna stop him from marching in there with his machete and chop the black outta them

    • @phoenixomega3641
      @phoenixomega3641 Před 4 lety +181

      @@madjaster9620 lol i wanna hear a line in a movie saying ," chopped the black outta them"

    • @Yadid1
      @Yadid1 Před 4 lety +159

      @@madjaster9620 He couldn't do shit. No way in hell one white boy in a mask outrunning 4 black guys running for their lives.

    • @user-km8od7jp2t
      @user-km8od7jp2t Před 4 lety +6

      @@Yadid1 mhm

  • @celia-ov6rm
    @celia-ov6rm Před 4 lety +1376

    You forgot "blair witch".
    "Hey! Wanna go to the woods to look for a witch that kills people?"
    Black guy's answer: "Hell, no!"
    The End / Roll credits

    • @ChaoSasuke
      @ChaoSasuke Před 4 lety +34

      Guessing you white just a guess so ima help u fam its:
      My homies be like: Helll Naw! Wtf?!
      Drop the wtf depending on the homie but thats def a naw moment

    • @lonelysith66
      @lonelysith66 Před 4 lety +3

      I was laughing my ass off watching that movie!
      🤣🤣🤣

    • @superman1328
      @superman1328 Před 4 lety +17

      "Hey u wanna go tk the woods to look for a witch that kills people?"
      *pointing at wife*
      My homie "oh found her"

    • @primallove
      @primallove Před 4 lety +6

      I can tell you're white because you used a comma after "hell".
      It's just "Hell no". In fact, are you even American?

    • @boseifrit5480
      @boseifrit5480 Před 4 lety +1

      Boy get ya dumbass outta here

  • @nekrobone
    @nekrobone Před měsícem +2

    1:29 this a classic bro😭😭

  • @danielirl9252
    @danielirl9252 Před rokem +7

    Desmond is like that sibling that gets slapped a little or something but then goes to his parents and acts as if the world is about to end

  • @Sacrengard
    @Sacrengard Před 4 lety +2719

    black people dont get lost in the woods, because black people dont get into the woods in the first place, they be like: heeell nawhh!!!

    • @ishouldntbesayingthisbecau1257
      @ishouldntbesayingthisbecau1257 Před 4 lety +53

      Black people are invisible in the woods anyway 🌲🧔🏿🌲

    • @gergopiroska1943
      @gergopiroska1943 Před 4 lety +40

      @@ishouldntbesayingthisbecau1257 Weird flex but ok

    • @divinenamekian
      @divinenamekian Před 4 lety +34

      I really wanna say that was racist......but it was true😂😂

    • @olubukolaoduneye7008
      @olubukolaoduneye7008 Před 4 lety +7

      @@ishouldntbesayingthisbecau1257 woah too far

    • @kino2818
      @kino2818 Před 4 lety +7

      I shouldn’t be saying this because it’s stupid but to damn far

  • @jordanpierre6775
    @jordanpierre6775 Před 4 lety +2009

    "Ohhhhh he thought we was sleep"💀💀

  • @monicalong3
    @monicalong3 Před rokem +7

    The Jeepers Creepers 2 one killed me 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sigbauer9782
    @sigbauer9782 Před rokem +2

    Eddie Murphy did something like this years ago and this was just as funny!
    Man to wife: "Oh honey, I just love this place! The neighborhood is great! The house is beautiful! The kids have made new friends..."
    "GET OUT!!!!"
    Man: "Oh too bad we can't stay!!!"

  • @yunusaliakbas9192
    @yunusaliakbas9192 Před 3 lety +4347

    Desmond wasn’t possessed, he just ate his ice cream too fast

  • @hannahysela
    @hannahysela Před 3 lety +6305

    “He look DISTRAUGHT.”
    Gets me everytime 😂

    • @alkatraz706
      @alkatraz706 Před 3 lety +99

      shit caught me off guard lol

    • @ktworld_8039
      @ktworld_8039 Před 2 lety +37

      @TIV67 Playz nobody asked

    • @tjbrown2961
      @tjbrown2961 Před 2 lety +7

      Facts

    • @raidenlatiker6322
      @raidenlatiker6322 Před 2 lety +15

      @TIV67 Playz first of all, being nailed to a cross aint the worst, second of all atleast put your spam post bull where its relevant

    • @DaLastYoshi
      @DaLastYoshi Před 2 lety +3

      @unicorn_papaya Wowww Lol I'll help u sacrifice him what your Lord of Darkness offer to newcomers

  • @Cooleditz_22
    @Cooleditz_22 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Bruh why this shit is so accurate I Don’t play when it comes to paronormal shit like bruh if I hear a sound in the dark hallway and nobody there I jumping out the fucking window I repeat I DON’T PLAY

  • @Sup3rAJ2
    @Sup3rAJ2 Před rokem +2

    so this is why the black guy always dies in a horror movie, the killer needs to take out the smartest one first

  • @yizthegreat2384
    @yizthegreat2384 Před 7 lety +3022

    Lollll I was dead for the scream part. "Get yo ass outta here before you get jumped." Rofllllll

  • @ndle1832
    @ndle1832 Před 4 lety +2760

    " Desmond's possessed "
    Them : aight who's driving 😂