@@abby.preppy751it's half/side according to the Hebrew scriptures. but the Bible is so terribly translated and misattributed. but such is the result of orally told tales and selfish translators/lieges
I think mostly all the ages in the Bible are misinterpreted. Like I think they confused the months for years. Like realistically, if u take him to be 600months, he was 50 years old and methusla was 969ish which becomes 80.25 approx which is more plausible??
@@makelightofthedarkness Actually no. Or at least i don't think so. Haven't read the Bible since i was six but i think i remember that God shortened all the human's lifespans from like a limit of 900 years to 120. Don't remember why, probably humanity being evil, right after Noah's Ark.
Well you also need to remember that people in bible times didn’t have junk food to eat, or polluted air or any of that stuff we live with now, so they were much much healthier than us :D So it does make sense that they’d live to triple digit ages
@@Gaoopppif believing in god or any other religion helps you be a better person so be it, however you are wrong. We have only became more healthy. We are mroe naturally fit and have a much higher life expectancy then past years.
@@randomname8220 oh jeez... I never said believing in a god improves your life expectancy. You took it out of context, just think. Hundreds of thousands of years ago, there was no plastic in food, all was healthy, fresh meat, vegetables grown from the ground with no bad chemicals. We don't have records of back then, you can't say we are at our healthiest right now
@@Gaooppp I never said that believing god improved life expectancy. All I said was you can believe in him but it’s not factual. I just assumed you believed in him and were saying people were healthier back then because of god. The reason why life expectancy has gone up is because of things like vaccines, cleaner water, sanitation, better nutrition which all increased. However I wouldn’t doubt that in us life expectancy might drop with the morbidly obese rate and people not really taking care of themselves while zoning out to the internet.
i can’t exactly remember why people used to live so long in the bible but i think it was because the atmosphere was a lot different like the people were surrounded by water- like before the tectonic plates separated… and then my mom said like people started acting crazy and a fool which was another reason our life spans shortened if you believe in that sort of thing
@@Elliott_isem0basically (as someone who hasn't been to church in 2 years) god created adam and eve generated from one of adam's ribs then they disobeyed to god by eating the apple
1st one: God created Adam from dirt and took a rib from him to create Eve. 2nd one: yes, the 6th. the seventh day was His resting day otherwise known as Saturday. 3rd one:600 because in Bible times not many sicknesses existed so they lived WAY longer than this generation. 4th one: He made humans and animals the same day, creatures. 5th one: Methuselah lived to be 969. 6th one: Cain murdered Abel (adam and eves sons) because he was jealous of him. 7th one: Joseph was his fathers favorite so all his brothers hated him, why you ask? he was the only son his father got from his favorite wife (fun fact: david was actually second in command of Egypt when he got out!) 8th one/last one: obviously its because God told him to use cubits lol, and idk if meters existed then. obv im a Christian girly :)🫶✝️
As a Christian, it was funny to watch this when I’m getting the answers right immediately and you’re contemplating them😆 But yes, God created us on the 6th day and rested the seventh and yes, they lived a lot longer back then.
“How old was Noah when the flood came?” “Ummm realistically 120, HE WAS 600?!? HOW IS THAT even posi- oh whatever. Oh WHAT NO I DIDNT EVEN READ THAT ONE.?!?” Had me literally laughing so hard 😂
The moment you realize it dosent matter how much of the Bible you know it’s about having a relationship with Jesus and accepting him into ur life❤️❤️❤️🫶🫶🫶✝️✝️✝️
@@skyotto5672 hey man it is never too late. Jesus loves you exactly how you are and is waiting for you. I can’t even explain how full you will feel when you decide to have a relationship with him. He is my best friend and I am forever free now. That can happen for you too. All you have to do is say yes, not to anyone else, but to him.
i don't regularly attend church but i am a christian, i had to use a damn ariana grande lyric to get the cain and able one 😭(it was "they see cain and i see able" from in my head)
@@aeaerimy mocking and making fun of them, if you didn't go to church for the last 20 years she is in no place to make a video using this filter, sarcastically
she's doing it sarcastically, you can tell she's not actually trying, in fact she probably never even knew those informations in the first place@@moa.loves.to.draw11
@@chainlinkfence4963 free me what exactly, God is my Father, and Jesus is my Savior, King and bridegroom, why would I want to be free? When God supplies my every need! He gives me peace, joy and love. You're the one in chains of darkness! You are chained to Satan, he will not give you peace, or joy, and he never loves you, he loves himself. You think that's freedom? When Jesus sets you free, you're free indeed, there are chains around me. Jesus is the way, the truth and the life! No one gets to heaven except through him. You think hell is Freedom? Burning forevermore in a lake of fire, where the worm dieth not! Constantly being burned with no way out. There is no freedom in that! Knowing my God will meet my every need, that's is freedom, knowing that his angels protect me from evil, that is freedom! Knowing that to be absent from the body is to be present with the Lord Jesus, that's freedom, knowing that death has lost its sting, because Jesus died for my sins, that I may be forgiven from all my sins, knowing his blood washes us clean and pure that we may be with him in heaven, that's freedom, knowing his Holy Spirit will reside inside me, and leads me unto righteousness for his name sake, that's freedom! Satan does nothing but binds you up, there is no freedom with him! He is a liar and a thief seeking to destroy you! He has no power, he is a created being just like you! But he lies and deceives you into believing he is god. He smiles as he drags you to hell with him, knowing he has destroyed you! Understand this. Because Jesus is coming for his bridegroom, I am telling you what's coming upon the face of the earth when the bride is taken, demons will be released from hell to torture those who have the mark of the beast! Fallen angels will kill 1/4th of the earth's population, the sun will grow dark and the moon will not give light, on that great and noble day of the Lord, once the bride is gone sudden destruction will take place, there will be an earthquake that will shake the entire earth, only the wicked will be left on earth, this great tribulation is called the time of Jacobs trouble, the.war that looks over Israel will begin, but God will intervene and saved his people, the wrath of God will pour out all over the world. We are at the point where the prophecies of the Bible calls signs of sorrow, you will notice Israel is surrounded by her enemies! God said he would put a hook in the mouth of them, and will draw them all down to Israel, right now we are on the precipice of the catching away meaning we could leave at anytime, it's time you understand that soon and very very soon Jesus will come for his true believers, then sudden distruction will take place, we do not have time to try to convince you this truth, if you don't see truth you'll be left behind to suffer, that is if the earthquake doesn't kill you, or the fallen angels don't kill you, the time of the gentiles is over, and God turns his eyes to Jerusalem, no more will God save the gentiles because their time has come and gone, his grace is no longer available to anyone but the Jews. Tell me where exactly are you free when you are bound up in iniquity and darkness. I am free, and I am free indeed. You should really use the time left to us to believe in Christ Jesus and repent of your sins, and ask for forgiveness! There is so little time left, Jesus is coming for us. And the things that are coming upon the earth and the earth shall stagger like a drunk, the great earthquake will hit worldwide, mountains will fall, and island will disappear on that terrible day of the Lord. Then one shall stand up and he will choose his ten kings, the antichrist will rule the entire earth. Midway through the great tribulation he will go into the temple of the Jews and claim to be God. Deception shall run rampant all over the world and the antichrist will demand you take his mark in the hand or the forehead, (a computer chip placed in the right hand or forehead), there is no salvation for those who take the mark, forevermore damned to eternity in hell! Tell me again, who is free. Repent for the day of the Lord is at hand!
Bro when you said I was in the musical school of Eden I was soooo shocked cuz that’s my name hahahaha My parents took my name from the garden of Eden btw
I was raised a Christian when I was very young but even i didn’t know most of these the only ones I knew was that eve was created from a rib and that Cain committed the first murder bc he was jealous of Abel and I knew they used cubits to build the arc only bc I knew that meters wouldn’t have been a thing at that time 😅
“From an apple right? Imma say a rib” had me cackling
That’s actually the incorrect translation, she was made from half of Adam
love the profile
@@akid4246adam’s rib…
@@abby.preppy751it's half/side according to the Hebrew scriptures. but the Bible is so terribly translated and misattributed. but such is the result of orally told tales and selfish translators/lieges
@@abby.preppy751a rib is half of his body?
She answered more questions right by accident than her trying actually to figure it out 😂
Fr like lol😂
FR thooo
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LMAO I was just about to type this butni saw your comment LMAO
even the last one
‘dammit. i mean, oh oh, dangit!’ Iconic
Jesus loves you I pray that you accept Jesus into your life and accept Jesus as your lord and savior God bless you
@@CRAZY4YOUHEH uhh what?
@@CRAZY4YOUHEHermmyermermermerm what?
@@CRAZY4YOUHEH wot? Like what are you trying to say ( not to be rude)
@@foreverlkcan you not read 💀
"he was 600!??"
had me dying 💀😭🤣
I think mostly all the ages in the Bible are misinterpreted. Like I think they confused the months for years. Like realistically, if u take him to be 600months, he was 50 years old and methusla was 969ish which becomes 80.25 approx which is more plausible??
@@makelightofthedarkness Actually no. Or at least i don't think so. Haven't read the Bible since i was six but i think i remember that God shortened all the human's lifespans from like a limit of 900 years to 120. Don't remember why, probably humanity being evil, right after Noah's Ark.
I go to Church every Sunday and that was still a shocker to me lol😅
Well you also need to remember that people in bible times didn’t have junk food to eat, or polluted air or any of that stuff we live with now, so they were much much healthier than us :D So it does make sense that they’d live to triple digit ages
@@englishmuffin357uh…no.
"From an apple right?"
MAAM 😭
999 likes and no reply , let me fix this .
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!?
I thought so too lol 😮💨😭
Bro fr 😭
The way she got two of em right without even knowing it is hilarious 😂😂😂
More than two actually 😅😂
@@rinaaaahthey mean the two where she wasn't even looking lol
@@Zaya_Moon yeah but she wasn’t looking on more than two of them
Three* in the end she wasn't looking and got it right either
As a Christian who goes to church every sunday YOU HAD ME CACKLIN. 😂
Fr
Same here
Frfr
Haha girl same
fr OMG this made me realize how much I know from the bible XD
The way she kept getting the answer right when she wasn’t even trying 😭
That got me cacking
‘It was an apple right? 🤔🤞I’m gunna say rib 😅 ✨mMHhhmmm Slay Jess✨😍💅’
Cain and abel were brothers (adam and eves kids) and cain got jelous of abel and killed him.
damn, L brother😔
@jaz7530 frfr
I learned that from "Lucifer"
Ohhh ok
@@CHLOE_14I learned stuff about the bible from the show supernatural too lol
“Methuselah…. Slay” got me
bro the “from an apple, right?” had me dying
Stop looking at the questions woman, you slayin' it😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂 underrated comment!!!!
God still loves you so much ❤️
I was waiting for that comment ❤
Amen
YOU TOOOO
I was expecting hate replies and I was pleasantly surprised. God bless you all😌🫶
@@Jesuslovesmethisiknow635 ❤️❤️❤️
bro the question she didn’t know she answered but was right got my jaw dropping 😂
I'm a Christian but I didn't even get some of these correct 😭🙏
I’ve never been to church or read the Bible but I know all of these 😭🖐️-
@@-iloveplasticbabies- same lmao
@@-iloveplasticbabies-lmao I go to church but I never listen 🤭
She got Joseph right & didn’t even notice the question appeared 😅
The way I snorted when she said, "From an apple, right? 🤨" 😭😭😭
Omg that tiny 'slay~' was adorable🫠😍
i've never even been to church before💀💀
You should try a Christian church. ❤😊
Yeah they are a very good religion to believe in I am Christian
don't 💀✋
@@nessie7306 don’t what?
I have and never again ☠️
I’m Catholic and every time she got one wrong i’m just like 🤦♀️😂
I’m nondenominational Christian, but I felt the same loll
I’m Catholic too!!❤
im catholic and i had no idea what the right answers were 💀💀
I'm muslim and got them all right 😂
@@qqq33e Do you not take religion class or something lol most catholics should know that
I’m a Christian and still didn’t know some of these 💀
It’s never too late to start learning God’s word!!
You mean infantile fantasies, no thanks.
Nah I don't care, I am into Greek mythology.
@@countesselizabeth Jesus loves you friend ❤️
@@allietarasova3560 Learning about God will just grow your knowledge ❤️ Nothing to lose by reading His word.
@@RainbowchardSounds I'm pretty sure he died before i was born, so doubt that.
“Realistically 120- 600??? HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIB- oh whatever 😝”
I love Jess 😂
we were much healthier back thenn
what?
@@Gaoopppif believing in god or any other religion helps you be a better person so be it, however you are wrong. We have only became more healthy. We are mroe naturally fit and have a much higher life expectancy then past years.
@@randomname8220 oh jeez... I never said believing in a god improves your life expectancy. You took it out of context, just think. Hundreds of thousands of years ago, there was no plastic in food, all was healthy, fresh meat, vegetables grown from the ground with no bad chemicals. We don't have records of back then, you can't say we are at our healthiest right now
@@Gaooppp I never said that believing god improved life expectancy. All I said was you can believe in him but it’s not factual. I just assumed you believed in him and were saying people were healthier back then because of god. The reason why life expectancy has gone up is because of things like vaccines, cleaner water, sanitation, better nutrition which all increased. However I wouldn’t doubt that in us life expectancy might drop with the morbidly obese rate and people not really taking care of themselves while zoning out to the internet.
EARLY TEAM
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WOOOOO
YEAHHH
yippe
When she didn’t notice that she got some right on accident got me craking up 😂😂
I’ve never been to church but I know all of these 😭🖐️-
IM DYING IM LAUGHING OUT LOUD AND I NEVER DO THAT 😂😂
Cain killed abel then Burried him in a field 💀
This is funnny cuz she talks with a lot of expression she moves her head sm she gets em wrong or right without even noticing 😂😂
“HE WAS 600 HOW WAS THaT EVEN POSS-oh whatever “ had me dying
"Oh slay Jess" "He was 600 how is that even possible" got me laughing 😂
I like how she answered most of them right even tho she wasn’t paying attention 😂
You slayed the whole thing!!💅
THE WAY SHE GOT 2 CORRECT WITHOUT LOOKING 💀
The way she “He was six-hUnDrED??????” Got me laughing like crazy
I like how she answered a question right and didn’t even notice 😂
Ik most of them tho and I’m a Christian yes 🤍🙏 Never going to stop
Stay strong 💪🏼 ✝️❤️
“Slay jess”
I'll pray for yall
Why
All my believers out there❤
⬇️
Hail Satan
@@skyotto5672That’s not very funny
@@skyotto5672that’s not funny at all
Hail Satan
I am not a christian but believe in God!❤
She didnt realize she miss a question 😂
From an apple right? LMAO JESS NOO
i was doing my little silent laugh this entire video then the comments had me on the floor😭
i can’t exactly remember why people used to live so long in the bible but i think it was because the atmosphere was a lot different like the people were surrounded by water- like before the tectonic plates separated… and then my mom said like people started acting crazy and a fool which was another reason our life spans shortened if you believe in that sort of thing
I go to church every Sunday and still dont know 80% of these-
the gasp when she got it right 😂
600 ??!?! 💀💀💀
I know it sounds crazy but back then the average life span was around 900 years. It says it in the Bible.
@@Motivational_edits7295yea! In the first story too!
@@Motivational_edits7295nahh that’s crazy something was in that water fr
@@Motivational_edits7295WHAT, are yall fr? 💀
Well when you think about it, they only had healthy food and clean air, so it does make sense that they’d live a lot longer :D
Im a biblical nerd. And that was honestly good!
I'm not Christian and got everything right lmao😂
She got more answers right by accident 😭😭😭
Eve made from apple😂
Ikr I’m Catholic and I was like what 😂😂
That’s not what happened?? ( I was never forced into religion so I’m not religious and have never been to church )
@@Elliott_isem0basically (as someone who hasn't been to church in 2 years) god created adam and eve generated from one of adam's ribs
then they disobeyed to god by eating the apple
God bless you ❤
the way she missed 2 questions when she was talking and she got them right 😂😂
“Dammit. oh- *gasp* I MEAN DANGIT-“
You should read the Bible! It’s totally worth it!!
No
no it is not.
It literally says that a father should stone his daughter to death if she was raped or is no longer a virgin.
@@mariabopyeah the Bible is pretty dark and confusing. That’s why I don’t read mine even though people say I should.
if u have a big gyatt
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So pwreppy
@@FunHub663 GYATTTT *foams at the mouth* GET ME DRUNK ELEPHANT AHHRVEJKANS
“From an apple right?”😂
“Ok I’m done” casually gets the next one right 😂
"from an APPLEEEEEEE" AMM DEADDDDDD😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
god created eve from an apple yep that the anwser😂
that fact she keeps on saying slay 💀
Bruh 💀💀🤣🤣🤣the fact she didn’t even know she got some right because she was looking away 😭😭
1st one: God created Adam from dirt and took a rib from him to create Eve.
2nd one: yes, the 6th. the seventh day was His resting day otherwise known as Saturday.
3rd one:600 because in Bible times not many sicknesses existed so they lived WAY longer than this generation.
4th one: He made humans and animals the same day, creatures.
5th one: Methuselah lived to be 969.
6th one: Cain murdered Abel (adam and eves sons) because he was jealous of him.
7th one: Joseph was his fathers favorite so all his brothers hated him, why you ask? he was the only son his father got from his favorite wife (fun fact: david was actually second in command of Egypt when he got out!)
8th one/last one: obviously its because God told him to use cubits lol, and idk if meters existed then.
obv im a Christian girly :)🫶✝️
Actually his resting day was known as Sunday :)
As a Christian, it was funny to watch this when I’m getting the answers right immediately and you’re contemplating them😆 But yes, God created us on the 6th day and rested the seventh and yes, they lived a lot longer back then.
the way she got some questions right without looking... she secretly has Christian powers
“How old was Noah when the flood came?” “Ummm realistically 120, HE WAS 600?!? HOW IS THAT even posi- oh whatever. Oh WHAT NO I DIDNT EVEN READ THAT ONE.?!?”
Had me literally laughing so hard 😂
We need to know The Bible more.. it's better than a phone❤
You are right!
No
The moment you realize it dosent matter how much of the Bible you know it’s about having a relationship with Jesus and accepting him into ur life❤️❤️❤️🫶🫶🫶✝️✝️✝️
I agree. But that doesn’t mean you stop reading the Bible. Reading the Bible helps strengthen and deepen your relationship with God
@@Naomi44917 I totally agree! I’m just saying you have to have a relationship with God before you strengthen it😁
Hail Satan
@@skyotto5672 hey man it is never too late. Jesus loves you exactly how you are and is waiting for you. I can’t even explain how full you will feel when you decide to have a relationship with him. He is my best friend and I am forever free now. That can happen for you too. All you have to do is say yes, not to anyone else, but to him.
@@skyotto5672underrated comment 😭
this made me laugh out loud
"slay" 😭😭😭
Christian/Catholics here:
This pained me-
The way she got an answer right but didn't even notice 😂
i don't regularly attend church but i am a christian, i had to use a damn ariana grande lyric to get the cain and able one 😭(it was "they see cain and i see able" from in my head)
As a Christian I personally feel this is very disrespectful and I lost respect for the creator of the video
How?
@@aeaerimy mocking and making fun of them, if you didn't go to church for the last 20 years she is in no place to make a video using this filter, sarcastically
@@steff200she is taking a test to see what she remembers and as she said she hasn't been to church since she was 8
she's doing it sarcastically, you can tell she's not actually trying, in fact she probably never even knew those informations in the first place@@moa.loves.to.draw11
Hail Satan
My goodness please read your Bible, study it, stop mocking God, it will not turn out good for you.
Yes, agreed! I just recently found Jesus Christ and started reading the Bible, I got more of these right than I thought I would😁
I followed the Bible for 10 years of my life and im depressed
Hail Satan and may they free you
@@chainlinkfence4963 free me what exactly, God is my Father, and Jesus is my Savior, King and bridegroom, why would I want to be free? When God supplies my every need! He gives me peace, joy and love. You're the one in chains of darkness! You are chained to Satan, he will not give you peace, or joy, and he never loves you, he loves himself. You think that's freedom? When Jesus sets you free, you're free indeed, there are chains around me. Jesus is the way, the truth and the life! No one gets to heaven except through him. You think hell is Freedom? Burning forevermore in a lake of fire, where the worm dieth not! Constantly being burned with no way out. There is no freedom in that! Knowing my God will meet my every need, that's is freedom, knowing that his angels protect me from evil, that is freedom! Knowing that to be absent from the body is to be present with the Lord Jesus, that's freedom, knowing that death has lost its sting, because Jesus died for my sins, that I may be forgiven from all my sins, knowing his blood washes us clean and pure that we may be with him in heaven, that's freedom, knowing his Holy Spirit will reside inside me, and leads me unto righteousness for his name sake, that's freedom! Satan does nothing but binds you up, there is no freedom with him! He is a liar and a thief seeking to destroy you! He has no power, he is a created being just like you! But he lies and deceives you into believing he is god. He smiles as he drags you to hell with him, knowing he has destroyed you! Understand this. Because Jesus is coming for his bridegroom, I am telling you what's coming upon the face of the earth when the bride is taken, demons will be released from hell to torture those who have the mark of the beast! Fallen angels will kill 1/4th of the earth's population, the sun will grow dark and the moon will not give light, on that great and noble day of the Lord, once the bride is gone sudden destruction will take place, there will be an earthquake that will shake the entire earth, only the wicked will be left on earth, this great tribulation is called the time of Jacobs trouble, the.war that looks over Israel will begin, but God will intervene and saved his people, the wrath of God will pour out all over the world. We are at the point where the prophecies of the Bible calls signs of sorrow, you will notice Israel is surrounded by her enemies! God said he would put a hook in the mouth of them, and will draw them all down to Israel, right now we are on the precipice of the catching away meaning we could leave at anytime, it's time you understand that soon and very very soon Jesus will come for his true believers, then sudden distruction will take place, we do not have time to try to convince you this truth, if you don't see truth you'll be left behind to suffer, that is if the earthquake doesn't kill you, or the fallen angels don't kill you, the time of the gentiles is over, and God turns his eyes to Jerusalem, no more will God save the gentiles because their time has come and gone, his grace is no longer available to anyone but the Jews. Tell me where exactly are you free when you are bound up in iniquity and darkness. I am free, and I am free indeed. You should really use the time left to us to believe in Christ Jesus and repent of your sins, and ask for forgiveness! There is so little time left, Jesus is coming for us. And the things that are coming upon the earth and the earth shall stagger like a drunk, the great earthquake will hit worldwide, mountains will fall, and island will disappear on that terrible day of the Lord. Then one shall stand up and he will choose his ten kings, the antichrist will rule the entire earth. Midway through the great tribulation he will go into the temple of the Jews and claim to be God. Deception shall run rampant all over the world and the antichrist will demand you take his mark in the hand or the forehead, (a computer chip placed in the right hand or forehead), there is no salvation for those who take the mark, forevermore damned to eternity in hell! Tell me again, who is free. Repent for the day of the Lord is at hand!
She isn’t mocking she’s trying to get the answers
"7th? OÓÒōőÖØhĤ"
Girl rlly said from an apple😭
Maybe that quiz is a sign you need to go to church
Hey at least she answered the last question correctly without even knowing what it was😂👍👍
''from an apple??" like what😂
Bro when you said I was in the musical school of Eden I was soooo shocked cuz that’s my name hahahaha
My parents took my name from the garden of Eden btw
I’ve been to church every Sunday and Wednesday because I go to a catholic school
I actually love this, im Christian and would be doing just like her lol its great to see she did this 😅😂❤❤
She got more right on accident than she did on purpose 😭
An Apple 💀
The fact that she pressed one without noticing and got it right
You should go to church! It’s so much fun
It really isn’t lol
Bro im literally Jewish and I was sure god made us on a Saturday that's literally our day off
U got one right without even looking
SLAY!!!❤
I was raised a Christian when I was very young but even i didn’t know most of these the only ones I knew was that eve was created from a rib and that Cain committed the first murder bc he was jealous of Abel and I knew they used cubits to build the arc only bc I knew that meters wouldn’t have been a thing at that time 😅
Every time you say slay is another spin kick to the jaw
I WAS STRESSING BEHIND THE CAMERA AND SHOUTING THE RIGHT ANSWERS 😭😭 I am a Muslim lol
the way she gasped when she said “dammit” 😭
i don't go to church, don't believe in god or the bible. but i knew all of these 😂
As a Christian I found this so funny😂
“Dang it” OHHHHHHHHHH🎶
"from an apple right?" GIRL 😭😭😭
When your name is eve and even you didn’t know some of these and your Christian 🥲