3 Times Carlin: An Orgy of George (Part 2 of 2)
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Complete audiobooks of Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, and When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops, combined into 1 big 14 hour audiobook
AUDIO DOWNLOAD: rapidshare.com... Times Carlin (An Orgy of George) - COMPLETE AUDIO.mp3
I come back to these two videos almost every night to help me fall asleep. I just go to a random spot and start listening.
Same, I've been doing it every night for the last 18 months or so still loving it.
Wow crazy Ive been doing the same :)
Lefty Arbuckle same dude
So, am not the only one,
Same
I'm not ashamed to admit that I've listened to all 14 hours more than once.
Same here dont worry :)
@RIDIN’ HIGH I'll put this on when I'm preparing to sleep myself.
No shame. In fact, we should all be studying it
Why would you be ashamed of that..?
we have meds for that
Some bookmarks for anyone who cares to use them (please up-vote to keep this in place)
11:05 Count the Superfluous Redundant Pleonastic Tautologies
13:21 It Came from Out of the Sky
17:49 The Ten Commandments
24:04 Action 6 News Team
39:03 Roadside Gynecology
53:35 99 Things you need to know
1:00:30 No Survivors
1:10:56 There are too many people
1:40:00 Tips for Serial Killers
1:58:35 Political Terms
2:33:07 Landmine Statistics
2:59:49 As the Turd Whirls
3:28:57 Embarrassing societal cliches
3:35:13 Dr. Stephen Wanker, a clinical psychologist
4:28:08 Bud's Medical Center
4:44:05 Don't Ask the Doctor
4:51:50 Explicit TV
5:20:28 Reasons for Giving up Hope
5:47:45 Prepositions
6:35:48 Person I Know Day
7:00:01 So Long, Mate!
7:26:20 The Secret News
+David Fellner thanks man
+Eddie Scene Thanks. I've been meaning to add that one
Huh, so it is. Fixed it, thanks
is der anyway I can download dis????
I heard the same The Secret News bit from HIRS's Intro/Essence (*)
George Carlin didn't die, he expired, like a magazine subscription.
but he`s biodegradable.
And the people who had his number saved in their phones got to *de-LETE* him!
He was here a minute ago.
Admirer of George for decades. His comedic delivery of reason and logic is remarkable ! A wordsmith with exceptional skills and a comedian with superior talent!Always fondly remembered ❤
This is the kind of video to listen to when doing some time-consuming boring work.
I miss him so much. I saw him once at the Flynn Theatre in Burlington, VT in the 90s. My older sister and I discovered him in the mid 80s. He really set the standard of comedy in my family.
I think George knew "true fact" is a redundancy that is why he used it and also emphasized it.
RIP... I bet he is down there, screaming up at us...
while we are busy looking up
Nice one. But if "we" only at least look at anything anymore. Other than the same old bs or emerged in a iphone or ipad. "I, pad!" Who needs family ("I have friends, you know?" And they all just happen to have iphones and ipads. Obviously we are all keen spirits and friends for life with uncondicional love"... or an active mentaly truly awake matured common sense based society, "we have 35 new apps to "explore" this week ;), while wefatten the wise guys offshores that sell us these pearls of evolutionary behavior that will solve the worls problems, now that we are all using them the wright way". Yes, as usual, we are. I would like to remind any twert here an unfortunately life fact: we are supposed to be the most evolved yet the only species capable of ruin it´s own ecossistema, at the same time (unless we have something to say about it!) and does it with a smile. And an ipad. Up to date. I can now know exactly what temperature and moisture will be in my micro clima today and swiftly choose wich nocked off brand coat I use from my coat brand nockoff closet". Meanwhile in the fraction of secs it took for the app to make that choice for me 50 children died for lack of a luxury called basic nutrition... it´s a new thing, we´re trying it out here by providing excesso abundance of 100% nutrient deprived "food".Peachy.- Me? I just want to know where´s the nearest bar or, much more preferable, the nearest pro-cannabis doctor and nearest dispensary. There is no other way out... "they" are all long due overcrazycized. There is no remedy, just give me my medicine. I managed to self medicate myself and escape from any exterior effort to make me another puppet under those white-coats dealers called doctors in the so called free market "health sistem" selling "treatment". They wont catch me there for any small thing and I´m afraid I will take the "easy" way out when finally my imune sistem goes overdrive beserk and they blame it on my "habits". Because ending up with no option than eat poisen, breed co2 -news break, we are not trees- and be bombarded with all kinds of artificial created radiation(that would be a nice change to hear on the news), was everyones choice... Oops! Wait... It actually is our choice!, Go figure!! WTF went wrong?Carlin and Bill Hicks, two of my very few true heroes. Brains AND balls. Hicks though took it too extremely and instead of filling theatres in the US like did in the UK it flew right to the Sun... true hero, but ended up depriving the world of something it needs baddly: a true joker. Passed by at the speed of light that one... same heart, diferente career strategy choice than Carlin. We loose. sorry, got carried away. Happy new more than already pre-fucked up year! ;)
The Zeptetis are you a crack pot?
And I think he’s in pain!
too bad he passed away
George was my hero. I always. Enjoyed. His comedy. George, we miss you.
never to be forgotten
There is just something so relaxing about listening to his audiobooks while going to sleep…
I don't know exactly what it is but whatever it is, it's absolutely wonderful.
Especially when you wake up and he's giving you a hilarious chant haha
I should be studying for finals. But I'm now halfway done with this wonderful tribute. My grades can piss off. You gotta have your priorities.
He was the modern Mark Twain
You're learning more here than you did here.
What did you get on your finals
Sounds like something George would say 😂
Ahh, the greatest tragedy is that his man did not live to see the politics of today.
Hi Justin. Like your profile picture.
But he called what’s going on right now. Man, what comedy we’d have if he was alive today!
But he had it all predicted. …
Greatest comedian ever
or "smiling down on us..." (remember that face he made?) RIP G.C.
YES! That face made the joke twice as funny - and it was pretty damn funny to begin with. I actually forgot about that. Thanks for reminding me
The face 😂
Love you George... ❤️ it's 2021 and Nothing is funnier than your audiobook.😂
Damn this man was a genius, I just wish I was old enough to get to see him on stage in his prime, the year I discovered him was the year he passes away. but he has given this 21 year old mind some wisdom
I guess one of the few upsides of being older is I was fortunate enough to see GC 3 times in my life. He was there from when I was entering my teens in the early 70's, right up to the end.
He was a big part of the majority of my life!
No one has come close to filling his shoes as a commentator on humanity.
I bought a ticket to see him here in Atlanta in 08... he didn't make it :[. Fucking ticket master didn't give anybody who bought one a refund, their reasoning was that it wasn't their fault. Apparently we should have instinctively known he was about to have a sudden heart attack. They still bumped up the next act in line to play the venue that night though & adjusted the schedule to line up more acts & sell more tickets. It was the first, & sadly, the last time, I had a chance to see him in person in my state. It really brought my piss to a boil, Fuck ticket master!
Saw him three times. Great at his art, articulate, and over most people's heads. Comment about Ticketmaster... Carlin perspective, telephone pole with no lube. He'd told a joke about that...
I was lucky enought to have seen him a few years before he died. Smaller theatre...GREAT show!
He didn't, "pAsS aWaY".
I have a copy of the book, and it was pretty awesome reading along while listening to him. Before, I could only imagine his voice narrate while I read, but the small touches in this really added a lot more to the book! Thank you! =)
Yes! I always hear his voice when I read the books. After I read them, I listen to them to hear the small touches in the audiobook.
@@MikeSparksMusicwith AI advancing you can have george actually narrate anything now!
Not the same, at all.@@glasscannon4723
My hero compiled into fourteen hours of awesomeness. Thank you so much for your efforts.
fifteen hours lol. More relevant than ever.
George Carlin Was the only comic to say what he was thinking and didnt give a shit who he offended to a point THE GOVERNMENT was one of his high points in stand up with his reasons and conspiracy in how they influence us i love his comic entertainment will miss him alot :(
It just sucks that people use his as a sheild when they get in trouble for ethnostatist bullshit
What about Joan Rivers? No one gave less of a shit about what was said than she. She was the only one who joked about those who are considered absolutely off-limits. Even carlin never made jokes about these few for which such was so forbidden. I’m not saying that George didn’t say things That went against the grain of The establishment and powers that be. That, he certainly did. Especially in the later years. Like Bill Hicks, Who also wasn’t one too necessarily stay on the reservation within the boundaries of what was permitted. This is what got all three of them killed.
You are amazing for uploading this, what a tribute. Even more so, what a tribute to sit down for the whole fourteen hours
What 14 hours?
@@thomaspemrich1441 part 2 of 2
Mister, anybody who could tolerate his shtick for more than a couple of hours needs serious psychosurgery. Ultimately, Carlin said the SAME SHIT over and over until he became BORING!
"Love yourself, find somebody else to love." "Love George." I believe that is who George really was. I miss his perspective on life.
14 hours and 48 minutes well spent.
Oot n aboot is scottish
Hey folks, making bookmarks for my favorite sections
1:21:40 Plane Old Announcements
1:26:26 Handicap Crap
1:51:58 Wish You Were Here & Don’t Go There
2:39:29 Family Tree Part 1
4:29:52 And Now, a Moment of Silence
[sub moment] 4:34:23 Great Knobs
5:05:30 Family Tree Part 2
5:09:03 Humpty Dumpty has a Great Fall
5:47:46 Wishing You Hell
His audio books we're ahead of there time
I saw him live in 1981 in Harrisburg, my stomach hurt from laughing so hard. .I can never get tired of listening to him! Sadly, not sure you can get away with saying stuff like, "Oh yeah, at least I didn't blow a homeless guy with the syph" anymore 🤣
Who the fuck down-votes Carlin?
+thebassclef626
Some moron only :P
+thebassclef626 Someone who needs 10 Commandments as opposed to 2.
thebassclef626 Trump supporters
T Holli I'm a trump supporter and I love Carlin
Gamer Central I would've thought the two were diametrically opposed. lol I like Trump's lack of political training, Which makes him unable to speak jargon & subterfuge. He's raw... If he wasn't such a piece of shit. He'd be a welcome change
I bet George is down there now, running the show in Hell along with Ronnie James Dio. Rock in Peace, you leaders of men!
Two of the greatest!
Thank you for posting this. George is one of the gods in MY pantheon, I don't pray to him though... I offer my prayers to Joe Pesci ;).
hehehehe
I don't think carlin wants to be a god
Joe Pesci vs George Carlin prayers reply 50:50.
Confidential.
Behind the 8-ball, ahead of the curve, riding the wave, dodging the bullet, pushing the envelope. I’m on point, on task, on message, and off drugs. I got no need for coke and speed. I have no urge to binge and purge. I’m in the moment, on the edge, over the top, but under the radar. A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistics missionary. A street-wise smart bomb, a top-gun bottom-feeder.
Don't bite George carlin without quoting him
Stoebz Gaming
Easy, but entirely pointless given you already watched the damn thing, shitneck.
"Guys and Dolls." George Carlin was advocating gender equality long before it became "cool." And if he was alive today, he would be making fun of _[politicized discussions of]_ the Me Too movement just as much as he made fun of male shortcomings in this book. He always was great at recognizing the flaws in both sides of every argument.
Absolutely. That's the true tragedy, not just that he died, but that he died before he could comment on all the things happening now.
no he didn't die he expired like a magazine subscription
What part of Me Too do you think he'd mock, and why? He'd have definitely been disgusted by the behaviour of the men involved.
@@RobbyRaccoon Reading my comment again, I think I worded it poorly. What I meant (and should have said) is that he'd be making fun of some of the dumb conversations and misrepresentations that sometimes come up, not the movement itself. I.E. when people pretend that harassment is the same as assault, that sort of thing.
I added an edit to clarify what I meant, so I'm glad you asked.
Just saying... he started off spitting more bars that some rappers do in their whole careers.
Does that bother you? Rappers spitting bars?
FUCK YEA NEXT 7 and a half hour HERE I COME!
I come here almost every other night to listen to this master entertain and educate me ! This man has got a very special place in my heart !!!!
... the first 3 minutes are more 🔥 than 95% of rap out now....
Rap or poetry or spoken word. After all the editing and mastering. Has always sounded really commercial.
LOVE AND MISS YOUR TRUTH AND WISE SAYINGS WEATHER WE WANTED TO HEAR THEM OR NOT WE NEEDED TO HEAR THE TRUTH WE THOUGHT THEM YOU HAD THE BALLS TO SAY THE TRUTH
whether
Carlin is the true father of Hunger Game and Battle Royal
Only human who had a balls
Much English, very wow.
Don't forget Bill Hicks.
Lenny Bruce
george carlin is the man
Da* man
Was the man
how does he manage to say hilarious stuff like this without laughing ... 😂😂
This guy was the prophet of your time and it whooshed past you. But here you are again, brecause you heard truth in them hills.
George Carlin is awesome !
Funny Wisdom, never gets old.
4:23:44 was looking specifically for this. Love how he says "well fuck!"
This is SO perfect to listen to when you're in bed
I still miss him.
Still here, falling asleep to GC books :)
Fuck yeah Secret News
I think my favorite part has to be the secret news. I just love the way it's being accompanied by that piece on the piano
I miss this fucking guy, but he probably doesn't miss us, best comedian of all time. I will always remember him as Rufus, in Bill and teds excellent adventure 1989.
The term PTSD actually narrowed the scope to attain an actual medical diagnosis. LONG STORY. George is incredible.
3:25:43 when he mentions standing 6 feet apart and it’s 2020
He was the modern Mark Twain
He was the Joker. These original came in two distinct forms, Jokers and satiric Trovadores. Dylan was a Trovador, a joker. Carlin or Hicks were Jokers, and I´m not talking party clowns. ;) A party clown is a jay lenno. Humongous diference. Mark Twain was a writer pulling a mirror in front of people in society, hence, a joker.
Sure, whatever.
@Allison Bauch Orwell was a fantastic writer but he wasn't into wordplay in the same way that Carlin and Twain were.
@@thezeptetis5087 this is drunkenese.
well said , well , said .
I think it's just fascinating how comedians can remember so much without skipping a Beat like George Carlin or any other with a quick wit. It's funny how I always go to George Carlin and the old comedians for a good laugh. His cynical nature was is a big part of why I like him as a comedian. He didn't worry about ripping on society or the backlash he might receive. At least I got to see him perform live multiple times while he was alive. His Alive show Compares to nothing the pre-recorded and audios of him.
Humpty's best friend Vinny Omeletta . Lol. Humpty was an eggnostic. 🤣
3:04:47 It's No BS!
I miss him too.
2:42:40 is the best section
Perfect intro
Can someone turn his poem, at the beginning, into a full-fledged rap song?
Who would you hire to produce it?
He opens up with flow that’d put Eminem to shame lol
I listen to this and doze of happy ❤ RIP
...out of rehab and in denial! Love it. Will miss him so much!
Listening to George calms my mind.
I really wonder what George would have to say on the subject on 'Honey Boo Boo.'
And then watch the ensuing heart attack. Which makes me both laugh, and a little sad simultaneously.
Mr carlin has managed to saltay relevant to date.i applaud his genius
I love you George Carlin....THE WEATHERMAN
Very nice stuff
All these are posted (in albums consisting of individual MP3s) on the Internet Archive.
You’re welcome
"I'm talking about the other handicapped people..the ones who will never hear this."
Setting aside the fact that there is no 10 commandments in the bible (the original list has a lot more than 10, and there's some 600+ in the whole OT), COVETING is wrong? Wanting stuff?
Without want there can be no thing... nothing!
Happy to hear im not the only one to listen to GEORGE EVERY NIGHT so i can sleep in piece i was lucky enough to see him live i can't describe him he was so kind to me.GEORGE he gave me his SIMON SAYS HAT WITH THE GLASS FROM THE STAGE i treasure them greatly
5:42:30 Greatest Cheer Ever!
At 5:42:59,
“Rat shit, bat shit, dirty old twat!
69 assholes tied in a knot!
Hooray, lizard shit, FUCK!”
(Alternative chant at 5:43:52)
“Eat, bite, fuck, suck, nibble, gobble, chew!
Finger fuck, hair pie, dick, cunt, screw!
Hooray, bat fuck, BLOW ME!”
Yea he got super lucky.
Thanks Red
** The brain of comedy **
why do all comedian comment sections consist of jokes the comedian has said but repurposed for the sake of a not-so-witty comment
i can give an example of this. go to a norm macdonald video and every time you see “i didnt know he was sick” take a shot. youll be dead in 12 minutes.
Miss U Jorge! ❤❤❤😢
it was called "soldiers heart" before it was shell shocked , back in the revolutionary war days and prior.
Interesting.
Wow. I, being a genius myself and a follower of the "you learn something new everyday" school of thinking, just learned something new. Thanks.
@@richardwarren1718 not at all , photographic memory , it always made dating awful .
7:09:34 The old family stories
Uncle Blitzen is the best
Right?!? I have sat through this several times, both separate and all the way through, while im surfing the net.
7:26:20 secret news
Indeed, no regrets.
Are your eyes dry or itchy? It may be possible you have dry, itchy eyes
Hm, yes... The floor here is made out of floor.
@ 25:30 is so wrong. :-)
Hell, if the Action 6 News team existed, I might actually WATCH the news!
24:04 I'm in fucking tears at that news cast. Holy shit is that so damn funny.
"275 million people are without power, they just aren't aware of it" Smooth George smooth. 😎
Johannes and his wife Pudding Pop was listening to a exciting radio show about how to arrange sticks to confuse your neighbors.
Amazon Women On The Moon. this comedy could have been a humor errotic trilogy.
George Carlin was probably the only man who understand women.
If you fall asleep this, I'm coming for you in your sleep.
9:10 Remember Your Uncle John?
i stopped working until i stopped laughing on that one.
59:20 Jacko Beats Them All.
Except, not all ''slow people'' are stupid; a good percentage are bored because they are around stupid people, so they shut down.
6:57:12 Railroad Crossing Rules.
ALL HAIL CURIOUS GEORGE
when and where does one book begin and the other end
A GeOrgy if you will
nice
I used a strait razor to scrape away my acnea . Whopes cut my eye brow . Now everyone fucking thinks I am a gangster .
What did I just hear!? 4:54:32
Where is Uncle Blitzen???