The 3 Most BIZARRE Objects I own!! 😲
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“Put your money where your mouth is” has a literal meaning lol
Lol this 😂
Very good, Sir
that mouth made me cringe a little bit when the teeth chattered like that...
like nails on a chalk board !!!
😂
I want one
"give me that purse"
"BUT SIR!"
"I SAID, GIVE ME THAT PURSE!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I understood that reference
😂😂😂
Lmao thought the same
You better give him credit or he’ll call you out for stealing 😂
That coin purse is a cursed object.
I was going to say the same thing. He also has a flesh block with a motorized eye that is just as terrifying.
Do NOT, I repeat, DO NOT let me near that mouth, I’m bout to do something atrocious once out of sight.
Naa bro you far too gone for saving 💀
Me too🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@positive55653 exactly 🥵
👀
@@niemand9362 🥴
"SIR SIR"
"BRING ME THAT COIN PURSE"
"BUT SIR"
I SAID BRING ME THAT COIN PURSE
DownBadMan... niiice!! He says that, ALL while breathing heavily and sweating his ass off!! The glasses may or may not, go flying at some point!
I can see it all happening in my mind right NOW!!
Lmao
hahahaha
Cashier: "dude, why are these coins so slimy?"
Lmao dang.
Lool🤣
Gay
No not that video-
YOOOO
The slightly crooked tooth is a nice touch!
I’m gonna be using that coin purse for a lot more than just coins 😈
Is a p p
Ayo
Don't tell your boyfriend about that
@Hello Baka ur mom
I had the same idea, but teeth and the way it closes scares me.
@Hello Baka your grandmother
I was like "wtf why did he censor the money"
Lol
Lol me too
That money is so trippy 😵 it reminds me of my potato pc with low graphics setting.
Same
@@thesauce1682 money from vice city
My eyes is blur
"Get me that purse"
"But sir!"
"I said get me that purse now!"
"Sir!"
Bruh
**sweats intensely**
That wasn’t even creative you didn’t even say how the man would make dirty jokes to finish
Get me that pure
But sir your not a girl what do you need it for
I need to see if it can make something else clap
Sir
Get me that purse
TIHI
He got the GTA san andreas graphics enabled
Bro this comment section got me 💀
"That'll be $50 sir"
*opens realistic mouth purse and pulls out a brick of low poly money
"Keep the change"
*Chugs bottle and walks out*
@@jacobc9221 _liquid boils out of mouth as he leaves_
hahaha
The origin story of the boiling liquid item
I’d just be never mind take it it’s free
“I need that purse”
“To store change, right?”
“…”
“To store change… right?”
Its smoochin time
Omfg
Eww...
😂😂😂😂😂
I'll definitely get a withdrawal
Someday imma get the full set of human looking stuff and make a person just like Frankenstein always wanted
"I know what I'm about to do but I don't know if I have the power to do it."
Kylo Ren
"It's made of rubber"
Proceeds to sound like heavy plastic
Proceeds to say “Heavy plastic”
@@rayloanghelli3657 proceeds to say "Proceeds"
Uh oh, someone forgot to set $nolod and $surfaceprop in the QC files, looks like we're gonna have to recompile the VPK again
Sometimes you make jokes for yourself :)
@@wasabithumbs6294 hehe that made me chuckle
Well if he's gonna wack it on his glass then yes
As a wise man once said
*"Anything can be a fleshlight if you're brave enough."*
Charlie?! Is that you bro
No it was a dildo
Aw nah. That's a "Flesh Bite" not a Fleshlight. Bugger that 😂
That’s EXACTLY what I was thinking lmaooo
@@axis19752 your comment made my day
Money:blurted money
The liquid:just a liquid
Moth:
MR KIWIIIIII
Bro this guy owns anything you can dream of.
That’s the stack of money GTA Characters drop when you kill them.
Yes it is
All $13 worth
@@Oooooh-Betty too true
Memories
Sees a whole stack "+$3"
The coin purse
*"Lord forgive me for what I'm about to do."*
Anime pfp
@@EaZea what're you implying here???
@@fairisu He just wants some sauce
you just have to shave his facial hair
@@ItsBlaze003 oh... I'm so dumb thanks lol. Don't know the sauce btw soz
“It’s made of rubber,”
**hollow plastic sound intensifies**
I would like to watch how airport security officers would react on these.
As a robber, I would advise to specifically avoid robbing the dude wearing the lower part of a human’s face as a purse
sus
Wut
Did you just admit to robbing people
All I can say to this is oop
Wha-
Ah yes, the old “it’s just a weird coin purse excuse”
Sir-
I hate to break it to you but that coin purse is to small for any self respecting man to use as anything else.
Hahahahaha
@@omnisexualidiot3750 Touché XDD
@@omnisexualidiot3750 maybe is not for men……
Hope he cleans it.
The mouse is terrifying and you know it Chris
Man, you DELIVERED when you said bizarre. Every item was so interesting.
Man that last one seems pretty suspicious
As I read this comment, I forgot the the third item....still can't remember it!!
I want one of those coin purses to freak out my friends!❤️
I dont think interesting is the right word
@@maybenot1129 Do you have anything better to say
That coin purse gonna have people like: My mind's telling me no. But my body is telling me yes.
I read it with the rhythm and everything
@@fernandafernandez1897
I even added a few more words 😂
😂😂
😂😂
Is that a reference to the anime pootis sfm
“Bring me that thing.”
“But Sir!”
That coin purse would be handy should anyone ask you to cough up the cash! 😁👍
This should have been the top comment.
“It’s made of rubber” *hauntingly metallic clunking*
Glass
RIGHT I kept replaying that over and over in my head 💀
This really wasn't metallic to me. More like smacking rubber on glass.
Lmao
You must’ve heard something irl then cause it’s def rubber on glass
I love the blurry money block
Same
Where do you get it
Its not real, its rendered
You can tell by how it moves in his hand
straight out of a ps2 GTA
wake up its 2015!
technology is getting scarier day by day
That first one is how the whole world looks without my glasses on😂
"this is from a Japanese artist"
Me: of course it is.
gotcha
Haha...where da fak did the tentacles go..
@@iloveoppaio7541 😱😶Do you know what tentacles mean in Japanese? It means the tentacles are raping someone
@@Alex-bc3xe better culture than most
@@abcyclonz if killing off and eating nearly every sea creature in existence is better then I guess
"This is a coin purse"
So yeah, remember when Vibrators were *supposed* to be back massagers?
But some horny women had an idea
This is not the case, actually! Back in the Day™, doctors often diagnosed women with something called "female hysteria", a catch-all condition for whatever "problems" a woman was dealing with. The treatment for hysteria was simple - the doctor would come and stimulate the clitoral region. This wasn't considered sexual, because at the time it was believed that women couldn't have orgasms without penetration. The treatment usually led to doctors getting carpal tunnel, though, so alternate methods started being tested (including a water canon). When home appliances started becoming electric, folks were quick to come up with what would become the most popular solution to the problem: the vibrator! The vibrator was the fifth electric appliance ever invented.
That being said, the idea of using the weird mouth coin purse as a very toothy fleshlight is pretty hilarious.
Cleopatra made the first vibrator, it had bees in it
@@SonsOfMercuryMusic 😳
@@SonsOfMercuryMusic so humans have always been horni
"Hear me out" 💀💀
Nahh bro I ain't gay tho 💀
😂 I'm laughing like a mofo at myself because I just said😂 "Why the fu*k did he blurr the money..."😂 as he said "...I didn't blurr the money..."😂
Imagine you’re getting robbed and when the thief asks for your wallet you pull out THAT
He’d take that shi
And then you handover the blurred block of cash.
AY! GIMME ALL YO MONEY! I AIN'T PLAYIN!!!
Me: okay okay! *pulls out mouth purse and fumbles through it*
Bro wtf? You know what? Nevermind. I dont want your money. Nasty...
Yo wanna see this cool liquid. It literally boils with your hand
@@alqaadi9858 underrated comment
This takes “put your money where your mouth is” to a whole new level 😂 😂
Thats golden xD
@@teippio5613 indeed I couldn't agree more
Lollll
This! 😂
Thank you for that because that joke is there anything saving me from nightmares
OK, first the realistic eye, now the mouth. I'm genuinely afraid of what's gonna come next...
That purse is honestly the most horrific yet fascinating thing I've ever seen
Everyone vibe till some guy unzips his pants
Can you buy a woman version asking for a friend 👀
They actually also sell a dice cube thing with an eye. Does it blink? Yes, yes it does. These things are incredibly detailed and feels really real, but of course, cost a fortune.
Creepy mouth and teeth
A woman mouth version would not bw though
The coin purse looks more like a dangerous fleshlight.
I was looking for a comment like this
Bro 😂🤣😂🤣
Anything is a fleshlight if you're brave enough
@@iansarmiento23 but the way those teeth clamp down tho..ouch.
That's what I was thinking... Creepy as f
For those asking: it's a hand boiler
" GIVE ME THAT BIZARE COIN PURSE! "
" But sir- "
" I SAAAID, GIVE ME THAT BIZARE COIN PURSE! "
Her: "Hey can you go and get me a coin purse"
Him: *brings back this*
Her: "I said a coin purse not a fleshlight"
It sure has multiple purposes😏
I was thinking of someone would use it as a fleshlight till I saw the teeth close
But that would be a gay Fleshlight
@@comosediceesoo681 Exactly lol
I was waiting for a comment like this thank God I'm not the only one with a dirty mind
The first one was something a gamer would collect. The second one scientifically cool. The third one was just straight absurd LMAO.
Something for everyone 🤣
Lmao
If you are gravity Falls fan, and try to mimic Bill cipher, this would be one of the things you would collect
@@HarmonyOC niceee
@@mitaskeledzija6269 thanks
The cash thing made my eyes go "🔃🔄"
When you realise how Remo used the 2nd item to fool nandini
Ah yes a “coin purse” that has no other use other than that of a coin purse. I will be putting only coins in that coin purse and definitely not something long and cylindrical yes.
I'm so glad there was a comment like this. I was specifically looking for this. Thank you lmao
Is there a femalle version of this wonderful purse ? Thats for a friend
@@jeanfabien007 yo
@@jeanfabien007 who's to say Its not female with stubble
Yeah it would be perfect for slicing hot dogs 🤗
At first I was like "why would he blurr out a stack of cash??" 🤣
Same for me
Me too
Same lol
I was about to say that
quagmire: Hello, 911? Yeah, It's in a coin purse this time.
The mouth is really useful if it does not have moustache 🌚🌚
Someone out there has most definitely bought one of those purses for other reasons
“Coin purse” So that’s what we are calling it now.
lol
So you don’t blow all your money 😂
@@MyFavoriteColorIsGlitter I get the vibe something is gonna blow , and it aint the money
@@mikehoncho5658 😂😂😂😂
His name was even bj. Come on
"What did you lose your virginity to?"
"My coin purse."
Golden comment 💀
R/cursedcomments
Lol same
@the ugly duckling it does make sense cause it's a funny joke
And that was the first and last time it was used
When I saw the money I thought my eyes were lagging 💀
What a fun, quirky and interesting coin purse. I sure wonder what ELSE it could be used for? 🤔
“Coin purse” man just shows us his fleshlight and pretends we wouldn’t even notice
I thought I was on pornhub for a minute until I realized you are supposed to put quarters in it...
@@since1876 no. HE is the one saying you put coins in it. But lets be real, out of these 3 items he uses probably 1 of these and i think we all know he doesn’t carry coins around, in a coin purse, on a daily basis, or even often for that matter.
@@TheStunnerFTW I have no idea what your reply has to do with my comment....
I was literally thinking the same thing.
A fleshlight with teeth? These kinks have ventured too far
The first one messed with my eyes, the second one looked like a cool science project, and the third one just has me thoroughly disturbed.
feels
Perfectly put
Second one is just water with some colour in a vacuüm tube. That mouth was sick tough 😁
😏
I wanted though
I felt like he warned me when he said "Listen to the sound"
"coin purse" sure, literally no one is gonna use that like a purse
“Does that coin purse come in a female version?”
- someone probably
Hahahaha probably someone else would say. “Where can I buy it” my friend asked
and the comment below this one says this and the reply above lmao
More like “Does that coin purse come with a different hole.” I'm sorry I'll just leave...
@@Just_Shaun I mean does it?? This guy asked not me btw
If it does I need one
"If theres a hole, *theres a goal"* - Sun Tsu: Art Of War
💀
😂😂😂
"Don't waste you're goal for a hole" - master oogway
“Any hole is a goal”
-RuPauls Drag Race
That’s a guys mouth
Everybody gangsta until One night the purse start singing at 3 am
"Skin feels real " 💀
*at gunpoint*
"Give me your purse now!!"
*pulls that shit out*
"You know what, nevermind. You can keep it."
I'm 4 parallel universe ahead of u
The guy would be grossed out
Imagine just handing that stack of cash to the cashier and when he questions you just be like "naw bro you just gotta update your graphics card"
"Nah, your eyes aren't blurring your just dazed by what your holding".
He needs that extra 1 fps
Your gpu is so outdated bruh
Its bot rendered in yet just try reloging
You made me choke on my food
Bruh that money hurts my eyes
Bro got low texture quality on💀
I seriously thought you were blurring the money brick to guard against counterfeiting or something.... and I could totally see you rocking the coin purse necklace!!
yos
I thought I needed to get my eyes checked with the money 😂
Man purse
the money was on low quality
same
"It's made out of rubber"
Hits it on table and sounds like a brick
💀
as a brick of money would
He hits it on metal tho.
I mean rubber is pretty hard
Kid doesnt even know what rubbers like.
"Ima use that mouth for something else" 💀
That change purse would get somebody arrested.
"get me that coin purse immediately!"
"BUT SIR!?"
"get me. That. Coin purse."
I can hear it
You sussy baka
😰
Nice
😂
When you play so much videogames you were waiting for the graphics on the stack of cash to fix itself
Come on textures, LOAD!
Exactly
Really I was
You just need to hit it harder
@@fillerbunnyninjashark271 Imagine if that DID work tho
The *Liquid* Apparatus looks suspicious
That coin purse is CRAZY!!😆
“So who was your first kiss?”
“My coin purse”
"What was your first blowie" ? "My purse" 💀
Isn’t another slang term for a woman’s anatomy a “coin purse” if so that’s some intense first kiss.
@@brasha78 Ayo 😳
😂😂😂
😭😭😭💀
can y'all imagine having a whole house of low res stuff? like imagine how unsettling that would look
if my game settings applied irl
Would def look amazing and trippy. ❤️❤️❤️
Amazing idea for a modern art exhibit
My eyes hurt just thinking about it.
Low res cats.
Bro had the settings turned on low 💀
Bro got the GTA San Andreas currency
Its been an awfully lonely Covid journey, the Wallet will do just fine
💀💀💀
oh god
Messed up in the head you wanna do the "nasty" with a purse my catholic heart is sinking
@@sumaoncrack2251 the... Nasty? I'm fine with religion but if god deletes you for saying "sex" then you need a revolution
@@TheHumbleHollow its a big bang theory and young sheldon reference
"It's made of rubber"
Sounds like hitting metal against a hard surface
It might have a metal core
It’s just really compacted rubber, like the sole of a shoe
Actually he has a flat glass above his table so when he hit the table with the block of rubber money the table glass makes that sound,
saber
@@xraxoverthrow7577 I think they're too retarded to even notice that lmao
lmao that LOD texture money is hilarious.
The last one: "Hear me out..."
Bro really tried to sneak in gta vice city money💀💀
"What that mouth do?"
"Holds my money"
I put it to this mouth
😂😂
No,you play with it🤣
So you put your money where your mouth is?
It can be used for other things
Everything just get worse when the creator of that wallet say:
"It's 100% made from real quality material."
All what it needs to do is to be alive with a tongue and it would be completely easy to tell it was something Bill cipher made
@@HarmonyOC gravity falls is the best
Lmfao
Ed gein vibes
hi fellow nagito simp
Me: *hears Coin purse*
Also me: hear me out
I once had a lamp that was shaped similarly to that thing with water in it and it worked similarly too. Obviously it wasn’t warmed by hand temperature but the warmth from the lamp heated the water and made it rise through different levels of bubbles and then start to bubble. A very fund and intriguing thing. Sadly I accidentally knocking on down on the floor when I was a kid a of course the entire thing broke. I’ve tried to find similar lamps but with no luck, the one I got it from originally was my grandma and where she got it from I have no idea 🤷🏼♂️ I would love to find a new one though, if anyone got any tips of where I can find objects like these (not the “moth” purse or the “censored” money block) then please let me know 😊 Edit: sorry for poor grammar
The adult video store by the house has an amazing selection of "coin purses" just like this.
🤣🤣🤣
OH NOOO
Wait…. WAIT…. NO NO NO
NOOO
I would consider them a small type of bank.
I think we all can agree on the FACT that this man's "coin purse" is sus
straight Facts
😏
*-FLEETING FILMS REFERENCE INTENSIFIES-* it’s mr kiwi
Was thinking the same hing
stick sumtn inside ya feel me 😏
Sees the mouth coin thing: dirty mind activated
Wait till people find out how thermometers work
"This is the most bizarre coin purse"
me trying to get some money: *grunting * JUST GIVE ME MY MONEY GODDAMNIT
I really just done found you on yt
Don't cuss on God
@@nlcoolar6377 not everyone is religious
I'm gonna use that for something else and it isnt coins
@@nlcoolar6377 God damn it I'm so fucking sorry Jesus fucking Christ how can I be so insensitive. Forgive me!
Someone down bad: "I'd like sex dolls to have more functions"
Japanese artist: "Say no more"
bruh
1v1 me in chess
Underrated comment
@@flipwonderland4181 bet your rated 300
It's only down bad when men do it 😔
Imagine if your first job is at a little 0-24 store. You're doing the night shift, bored af, so you light up a joint. And couple of minutes pass by, someone comes in and pays a soda from that mouth in his neck 😳
I’m bouta do something devious with that coin purse 😏