My clear favorite of these was the antique store joke! 🤣 One of my favorites of all time was "Yo Mama's so stupid, she bought tickets to Xbox Live!" One of the earliest ones I recall ever hearing was "Yo Mama's so stupid, instead of watching TV, she sat on the TV and watched the couch!" Very funny! :)
@@lemon66111 "who" as the subject of the sentence, you should use the third person singular verb, even if the answer to "who" may not be a third person singular subject. If you can't tell, I am basically trying to confuse you XD
"Yo mama so slow it took her 9 months to make a joke"
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Lmao 😂
damn 💀
Yo mama so old when she gives you a hug that your covert in powder
thats funny
Girl: “he must be cheating on me”
*Him and the bois:*
Lol
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This is what fun feels like
Lol yeah
HAHA
The trump one though 😂
"Yo mama so ugly she made 1 Direction go another direction"
"Yo mama so old she has an autograph of jesus"
free to use
That is the best one I’ve ever heard
“Yo mama so old that when she left the museum the alarms went off.”
Yo mama so old that when she left the museum the alarms went off
Old
Damn
Yo mama so fat she was arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack
Damn
“Yo mama so old she pre-ordered the Bible”
Dang
I don’t get it
@@lobidoxok7216 the Bible was written ages ago
Yo mama so old she used to be friends with the dinosaurs
Damn
“seismic earthquake”
what other damn earthquake would it be bro 💀
"Yo mama eat too much she was one that started world hunger" 💀
"Yo mama so fat Thanos had to snap twice" 😂
Yo mamá so fat Thanos had to clap
@@spare1-1 he probably couldn't clap after that🤣
Yo mama us do stupid she solled her house for a pillow
@@nooby_baggy2388 and then she put a ruler under it to see how long she slept
Oh my God bro my guy got me laughing
“We are family even though your fatter then me”😂😂😂
Lol
This was the number 1 mom joke back in the day
@@hypronmaster6756 yeah
@@hypronmaster6756 *jocc
@@pindol69 ? * joke*
We will miss you so much.
It brings back so many memories.
FLY HIGH 🕊️
He didn’t die
My clear favorite of these was the antique store joke! 🤣 One of my favorites of all time was "Yo Mama's so stupid, she bought tickets to Xbox Live!" One of the earliest ones I recall ever hearing was "Yo Mama's so stupid, instead of watching TV, she sat on the TV and watched the couch!" Very funny! :)
The people who don’t have moms: my time has come
who doesn't*
I am sorry ;-;
@@oksure4089 don't is correct actually
edit: don't harass the dude i mentioned, but at the same time dont keep sending incorrect corrections @ok sure
@@oksure4089 bruh
how can i learn this power?
@@lemon66111 "who" as the subject of the sentence, you should use the third person singular verb, even if the answer to "who" may not be a third person singular subject.
If you can't tell, I am basically trying to confuse you XD
“yO mAmA sO fAt”
a classic.
CLASIC (first reply HOW THIS COMMENT IS 4 DAYS OLD WITH 207 LIKES)
Classic but unfunny and absolutely for the braindead
*Brodyfoxx has entered the chat*
No your mama so fat ...
Coz when she died her blood almost broke through the multiverse ... No offence
This is a certified YO MAMA classic
“We are family” 💀 💀
even you are fatter me
Nothing rhymes with family
Even though you're fatter than me
@@PoijdanplayzGaminggumball reference lol
Insanity,canopy, financially,fantasy,profanity
😁
'Yo mama's so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side' has got to be my favorite.
“Yo mom is so big, when she walked past the tv I missed 5 seasons”
😂😂Up top
Ain't no way 💀 🙌
"Yo mama so stupid, she threw a stone at the ground and missed." Feel free to use this one
"Yo mama so ugly people use her as a trash can"
😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yeah, missed the chance to get back at her ex.
@@Praetorium It seems like your family has problems
@@jellymatsuryuka6853 nah I was only kidding. But it is a good comeback to that roast.
Blud is talking to himself 💀
"We are family even though your fatter than me" holy😂😂💀
Bro i remember when yo mama jokes were peak 🥲
Wait till they learn they're brothers
"we are fa-mily, even though you're fatter than me"
GOT ME DYING BRO
Same I literally cried
Same
Omg I’m still dying at that joke
Same
I'm dying
"she sold her car for gas money."
It do be like that though 💀
Facts
but to get gas money you need a car to use it
@@mmaallss oh my fucking god, you really missed the joke huh?
@@mmaallss but them gas prices too high bro 💀ima do anything for some
@@mmaallss r/wooooosh
Yo mama so fast it took her 00000.1 seconds to leave you💀💀💀
We are family even if you fatter than me got me😂😂😂😂
“We are family, even though you’re fatter than me” had me dying 😂
Yes
Me too😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂😂💀💀💀
Same
Me too
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I remember when this was a thing
Bro sum kids still do it
@MyButteredToast that's true asf cu6
@@NeilOCollins 👶🏻
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"Yo mama so poor the ducks throw her bread"
This is a full-on roast battle!
I remember these jokes bro they bring back elementary school memories
Those were good times
Your life's must be depressing because these jokes are unfunny
@@killme1783 they used to be for some people
@@killme1783 but weren’t you a joke?
@@killme1783 I Woudn't Comment On You If Your Life Wasn't A Joke
"we r family even tho ur fatter than me"
that's whats going on my brother's birthday card this year
so your also fat then
Damn💀
damn indeed
@Krishna Pruthi bro my lil bro birthday was a few days I should have done this 💀💀😭
Next year tho next year tho
The awkward silence after “we are family” always brought the mood down by some amount
That ruler one killed me 🤣😂
"She put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept"
Never heard that one before👏
I once vandalized a School table with a pencil and wrote that exact joke
@@fabianisnumber1 lmfao
Original one: yo mamma so dumb that she put a speedometer under her pillow to see how fast she went asleep.
@@peppermintx12 oafml
“We are a family” it made me burst out laughing
The best part was "even though ur fatter than me" lmao
That was an og in my school
So fat then you're ugly
Paw patrol that you have to leave out this house
@@iplayminecraft2248 two
Bro out here roasting his own mother 😂😂😂
The red one got me cracking😂
'Yo mama so poor she couldn't even afford to pay attention"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 good one.
“Must be where you got it from, so shut up!”
The awkward silence after "We are family" 😂
Ong tho
The whale joke from billy had me dieing
The ruler and pillow one tho 💀
I died with that
“Yo mama so stupid she had you”
That’s always my finisher to end it lol 😂
Imma use this next time
@@Dragonsaiyan12 what, do you have a time travel machine
@@JSOFFF wait what?
Yo mama is so slow it took her 9 months to make a joke
@@Dragonsaiyan12he means that that “roast” is so outdated ur not getting anyone with it
"all the Whale's came up to her singing, we are family, even though your fatter then me" lmao, I can't-
I remember that joke from 4th grade lmao
How was that funny?
@@foxygamer9967 it just is bitch
The "donald trump wall" one tho lol
Lol
His mom at the door: 👁️👄👁️
when I got sent to the office for talking in class then the principal said come come, lets talk about your mo- I mean your issues in class.
Plots Twist: Both of their moms walk in 😅
Dudes in my school still pulling them and then be thinking that they’re roasting someone lmao
Hey, you are my mother's doctor!
Hello, Dr. Sins! :D
Your mom is so old she ows Adam and Eve some money
yo whats good dingle yeah i heard your mom has back problems so i needed to stick a tube in to make it straighter 😇
Bro said the old jokes he ran out of time to say😂😂
"yo mama so dumb she thought dunkin donuts is a basketball team"💀
"You mama so far she's visible on the world map"
Why would being far affect your size
@@maxybg fat*
*“Yo mama so old that when she heard the fire drill she thought it was her alarm clock”*
Lmao thats a good one
Lmao
U should say "yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car"😂😂😂😂
Bro is roasting his self💀💀💀💀
This was me and my friends back in 6th grade lmao
back in the 6th grade i got them bad grades i fell in love with my tutor
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so ur in 8th or 9th grade now?
@@lowdog3621 I’m in 8th, but I’m going into 9th this August.
@@S3biss no shit you’re not getting in 10th grade this Augus
"Yo mama so old that she ate a dodobird at thanksgiving or christmas"
LOL
Yo mama so old she had Dinosaurs as pets
Yo mama so old she had Fred Flintstone as a brother
The hunger game joke was always one of my finishing moves
WE NEED OUR BRODY FOXX❤❤❤❤❤😂🎉🎉🎉😂😂😂😂😂
"We are family even though you're fatter than me" 🤣🤣🤣 bro snapped
Fun fact: The oldest "Your Mother" Joke was found 3500 years ago on a Babylonian tablet.
What was it?
Fact fake
"Your birthing madam's body size is so absurdly large that-"
@@e3e100 it's a real fact bro it's not fake
@@zame-osomething5096 lol
"Yo mama so old she knew the burger king when he was a prince"
Wait bro, likes the Bears let’s go Chicago Bears for the win😊
“We are family, even tho your fatter then me” emotional damage
Naw not really bruh
how your mom jokes were back then:
now: “what are you doing?” “your mom”
So true when I don’t know the answer to a question your mom
Yeah it's kinda stupid vruh
He said a seismic earthquake, like homie that's the only kind of earthquake
Yo mama so small when i saw a puddle she said what are you doing in my pool😂
Your mama so strong that she got arrested by shop lifting HAHAHA 🤣
That’s a google home mama joke
yo mama joke on yt?
“Your mom so old that when she went into an antique store, they wouldn’t let her leave.”
Best roast ever 🤣
Your Mama's so fat every time she steps on a crack she breaks the Earth's back
‘You so fat that you jump in the air you got stuck’’ 8 ball orange guy last world
@@giakietpham8152 LOL
@@toratarox How about this roast: Your mom is so fat, When she went to an Amusement Park, the workers used her for one of the rides.
Should have been museum
"Yo mama so old she got a signed version of the Bible"
The first one was more like a yo caseoh truth💀
"What's the difference between your mom and a car?"
"What?"
"Not everyone have been into a car."
BRO WTH
yea?
I agree
Holy Shi-
i’m gonna get wooooshed for this, I dont get it
“Yo mama so stupid she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept”
PROBABLY ONE OF THE BEST ONES
Yo mama so stupid, she stared at some orange juice because it said concentrate
Fax
@how 2 roblox beam 💀
fax
Yea
nowadays you just say yo mama deez nuts and end up winning and walking away slowly with the gta mission passed music
Yo mama so old that her drivers license is write in hieroglyphics.
Me: “write this down” ✍️
ME TOO LMFAO
Absolutely
You accidentally tell it to a friend who has seen this video
This was so funny back in the day
Edit: Kinda Famous
Ya now nobody can take a joke
@@laginator27 I have yet to have met a person who doesnt feel fine with yo mama jokes unless they have actual mom issues
@@m3cha131 then you my friend are lucky
@@m3cha131 I have actual mom issues but I couldn’t care less is someone was making a joke
But if they actually disrespect my mom, we are throwing hands
Ever, I like that far when you go like wait what we are family, even though you’re fatter than me😊
My fav is to momma so far when she went to McDonald’s they had to call Burger King for back up
“Yo mama so stupid, she let you come too school today”
*loads AK*
@@z0mb0t94 w0w A cRyBaBy BiTcH wHo CaNt TaKe JoKeS🤓
@HoglinHare real quiet now hm?
Wffrr
Nah man the "we are family! Even though you're fatter than me" one got me good.
I remember these days.
Bro, you be a giraffe bro you can be talking, but so big so look like King Kong
We need yo mama jokes again in 2024
“Whoa she really is stupid and fat” had me dying
“We are family 🎶 even tho ur fatter than me.” 🤣🤣🤣
That Is So Funny lol 😂
🤣
The most brutal comeback:
“Your mama is so dumb that she created you”
My friend after reading this: “YOU DIDNT HAVE TO CUT ME OFF-“
sounds like a weak comeback ngl
Yo mama so far when she got hit by a bus she said who through that rock
“Even though your fatter than me” 😂
"We are family,
Even though your fatter that me"
MADE ME SPILL MY DRINK ALL OVER ME 😂😂😂😂
Billy from my class even if you talk or touch him he crys
Yo mama is so broke, she eats her cereal with a fork to save the last of the milk while dad is out getting more.
"we are family, even though your fatter than me"
Got me dead
"We are family-even tho ur fatter then me"
That really hit💀
She probably had a reverse card because he did the headbutt all the time
He looks like noel goes crazy his face is the same
The whale one gave me so much nostalgia. I remember saying that one all the time in 3rd grade
yes
Sameee
i remember the “we are family, even though you’re fatter than me” one, that’s the exact one my friend used to use. that’s memories
Rip we miss you fly high 😢😢😢😢😢❤❤❤
"yo mama so sleepy she sleep so well she even put on a alarm to not wake her up"
The one about the antique store is my favorite.
That one was different 💀
“Yo mama so old she watched queen Elizabeth be born” that was the best one I have ever gotten to this day