Niko Bellic: "God, my Cousin Roman is hopelessly addicted to that place. He's not a big fat bastard yet, but he will reach his goal if he keeps going there every weekend." Russian Mob Boss: "That is good, but where did you stash the crate of cocaine and Uzis?" Niko Bellic: "Oh, right! It's in the abandoned warehouse up 34th. I'll need the truck to get it." Russian Mob Boss: "Remember, only 50% pay for a late delivery. And if you try to hijack, we find you and castrate you with rusty wire cutters." Niko Bellic: "Always a pleasure, Boss. Outback afterwards?" Russian Mob Boss: "All right. Call Roman and girlfriend when you get back with crate."
You guys must have weak stomachs because Taco Bell does not affect me at all besides it’s not even Mexican traditional food it’s what Americans think is Mexican food also the Mexican food can go through you I agree try filibertos that’s real Mexican food saying Taco Bell goes through what a joke no hate bro I’m speaking the truth
It feels like that happens a lot in this show: cutaway gags are just a writer holding a grudge over something and getting his petty revenge by making it part of the episode
@@Damian_1989 That's exactly what I'm thinking. There was this gag about "a fat guy ordering something but everyone wants to go home", or whenever they try to criticise another show like Bob's Burgers
I feel like the American accent was fitting since the Outback Steakhouse is maybe the most American restaurant on the planet. Terrible food, huge portions, zero class, 1000 locations
@@stinkyham9050 Truth. Every Aussie that's mentioned that place online says that that OSH have nothing to resemble anything that's ACTUALLY Australian !
My family used to get the bloomin' onion and bacon cheese fries every time, followed by that huge salad they used to include with your entree. We always ended up taking home 90% of the actual dinner for being so full by the time it came.
How about that blooming pumpkin? What’s that elephant steak in regular size? They also portrayed Outback Steakhouse’s Australien slogan “PUNISH YOUR TOILET!”
That's a thing I miss .... Fry's Electronics stores have toilets that can handle anything. I'm a wee fucker but have the lower bowel of Andre The Giant. Used to duck into Fry's for serious business. 4-flushers.
Hmm.. Compared to the likes of the Simpsons/Futurama/Disenchantment/Bob's Burgers/Bojack Horseman/Archer, Family Guy is more direct to the point when it comes to humor.
The waiter only did that because fat, obese people are more of a liability that a chunk of of his tax dollars goes to. In layman's terms, if you have to pay taxes that go towards those who are purposely living unhealthy, drug induced and/or welfare lifestyles, you'd be pretty pissed off too.
@@colinburke8389 about like my experience at the Hard Rock Cafe in Shanghai in 95 or 96. Meat almost tasted vegan (before vegan was a thing). Wasn't juicy and was quite dry. I guess a low amount of fat
The narrator was perfect. His voice and tone was at point perfect doesn’t need an accent. I think if he had an accent, it wouldn’t work just his voice along was perfect for this. Laughed so much
Forget the Elephant Steaks. I prefer Unicorn Steaks. That's how rare I like em cooked. (Edit) Holy freaking crap! I was not expecting so many likes! You guys are awesome, thank you all so much!
My literal reaction after he did the Korean fire noodles challenge. Btw I eat those things on the regular (the normal ones, not the "nuclear" 2x spicy ones.)
i can tell ya that i have been there a few times recently due to covid shutting down smaller places, the food is still good enough my friends go back after they forget much of our orders. (over the months this have become less common) yes, friends since the bloomin onion in too much or 1 of us to eat alone.
They killed themselves by serving smaller and smaller portions and raising the prices on a monthly basis. The food was usually pretty good. Not gourmet or anything, but decent.
One of my first jobs was at outback while in college and I remember always hearing the servings were tiny. I will eat there every once in a while now, and am still shocked people thought that.
Every single shift I watch two people order cheese fries and a blooming onion to START. It’s like 3500 calories plus however many loafs of the honey wheat bread they eat before dinner. A lot of people dip the bread in ranch 😂
yeah the bloomin' onion is a deal-breaker for me. they're delicious, but i know if i order one and eat even just a little bit of it, my appetite is ruined for when my steak comes out. and i barely touch the bread, that goes for just about any sit-down restaurant.
Oh boy. And here i am contemplating wether eating one bag of nachos a week is too much. Also smaller portion since european. And better quality cuz european. Still unhealthy. Wtf USA? Why do you tempt me?
As long as you don't eat huge portions of calories like that every day, there's nothing wrong with a big binge sometimes. Moderation is a thing. And so is regular exercise.
@@RedSiegfried This. Though it may cause hormonal fluctuations, depending on age. Food that is high on the glycemic index (i. E. food that gets absorbed rapidly, which most processed/fatty/sugary foods are) causes hormonal fluctuations. These fluctuations, often manifesting in a short spike of hormones directly after consumption followed by a low, are often the culprit in many ills, such as chronic acne/depression.
“Welcome back to Binging With Babish. Today we are making the Outback Steakhouse Extreme from Family Guy.”
i wonder where he will find elephant steaks in a 59lb size
Babish rounds out the episode by mixing the malt liquor & ranch dressing and then having someone slap him upside the head.
Gawd, think about how much kosher salt he'll need.
I'd pay to see that.
Ronald Ratcliffe I think we’d all pay to see that
Sound like an ad that would play in GTA
Exactly what I thought. Like it fits in the e-coli drink
or Up n Atom
Gives me more south park vibee
Niko Bellic: "God, my Cousin Roman is hopelessly addicted to that place. He's not a big fat bastard yet, but he will reach his goal if he keeps going there every weekend."
Russian Mob Boss: "That is good, but where did you stash the crate of cocaine and Uzis?"
Niko Bellic: "Oh, right! It's in the abandoned warehouse up 34th. I'll need the truck to get it."
Russian Mob Boss: "Remember, only 50% pay for a late delivery. And if you try to hijack, we find you and castrate you with rusty wire cutters."
Niko Bellic: "Always a pleasure, Boss. Outback afterwards?"
Russian Mob Boss: "All right. Call Roman and girlfriend when you get back with crate."
😂😂😂
As an Outback employee I can personally guarantee that these would be high selling items
As a Texas Roadhouse employee, I can guarantee this works both ways.
What’s an employee? Asking as a boss.
@@fredm.2699 You sound highly-qualified for the boss title!
@@justsomeguygrowingabeard5897 Roadhouse
Idk, elephant steak sounds and LOOKS disgusting 🤢
"Why don't you wash it down with 40 ounces of malt liquor and ranch dressing, you fat fuck." Literally hurt my sides laughing.
It's funnier when they censor the word f*** 😂 idk why
And slaps his bald ass lol
@@vandalsavage6743 and when the waiter slaps the fuck out of him 😂
@@vandalsavage6743 it’s the beep. It just sounds funny hearing it.
They just buy the cheapest 40 at the local gas station and dump ranch dressing in it.
PUNISH YOUR TOILET !
EDP be like
Chipotle: i smell a challenge???
Fun fact: this was my first ever comment on CZcams. Such nostalgia
Day-old Indian curry: Hey, I like this guy
@@jz00826 🤢🤮
More like punish your bowels. You’ll be so abnormally constipated after eating there your toilet won’t be punished at all.
“PUNISH YOUR TOILET”
Taco Bell: Are you challenging me?
*Chipotle
No, you mean WHITE CASTLE
Taco Bell goes down the easiest...and comes out the same lol
You guys must have weak stomachs because Taco Bell does not affect me at all besides it’s not even Mexican traditional food it’s what Americans think is Mexican food also the Mexican food can go through you I agree try filibertos that’s real Mexican food saying Taco Bell goes through what a joke no hate bro I’m speaking the truth
Dennys
There is SO MUCH repressed anger in this commercial that I can’t help but feel like a writer got laughed at for not being able to finish a meal 😭😂
It feels like that happens a lot in this show: cutaway gags are just a writer holding a grudge over something and getting his petty revenge by making it part of the episode
@@Damian_1989 I feel it the strongest with Pizza Place salad cutaway
@@CheezVT No that's every pizza place. I fucking swear.
@@Damian_1989 That's exactly what I'm thinking. There was this gag about "a fat guy ordering something but everyone wants to go home", or whenever they try to criticise another show like Bob's Burgers
yeah he was laughed at for not even being able to finish a waurter of his meal and then crapping his pants.
As an Australian, I can confirm that this is what we usually eat.
There's no elephant there. I would've believed you if you said Diproptodon steak
@@cosmobane6995 it's called importation
i mean most of the fuckers at centrelink are usually that big anyways so im sure we can make do
You guys eat Chinese food to accept your overlords These days
That and Prawns on the barbecue
"PUNISH YOUR TOILET"...... jokes on them, Outback Extreme's toilets would be taking the first few rounds
right up until hour 3 hits in full swing
More likely Outback's chair after the anal leakage kicks in....
I think they meant for your toilets at home.
Don’t think you’ll be able to make it in your car after eating all that, let alone your toilet at home.
@@RipCityBassWorks Aw damn
I feel like the narrator should've spoken with an Australian accent.
They WOULD have except that he would have said "Oy, mate, aww yew a fet CAWNT?" which they can't say on TV
It wouldn't be 'American' enough then :D
I feel like the American accent was fitting since the Outback Steakhouse is maybe the most American restaurant on the planet. Terrible food, huge portions, zero class, 1000 locations
We need an Ozzy Man voiceover.
@@stinkyham9050 Truth. Every Aussie that's mentioned that place online says that that OSH have nothing to resemble anything that's ACTUALLY Australian !
That customer was genuinely happy to see all that large sized food in front of his face 😂
well duh its a commercial
"Punish your toilet" just sounds like a phrase you hear in a taco bell commercial
I officially lost it at PUNISH YOUR TOILET.
i was officially diagnosed with colon cancer last week.
@@PITYFOWLTHEGREAT If its caught early, they can remove it
That makes 2 of us. LOL
@@PITYFOWLTHEGREAT, thoughts and prayers
I was dying xD
"Well, good news fat ass!"
This got me laughing so hard
It's so perfect lol
It was good news for him.
This is literally the Heart Attack grill
My family used to get the bloomin' onion and bacon cheese fries every time, followed by that huge salad they used to include with your entree. We always ended up taking home 90% of the actual dinner for being so full by the time it came.
Was the best part...I go to Mexican restaurants for the same thing. Fill up on chips/salsa/queso and take half the meal for lunch the next day
Texas Roadhouse is good for this too
0:13 That blooming onion looks good
How about that blooming pumpkin? What’s that elephant steak in regular size? They also portrayed Outback Steakhouse’s Australien slogan “PUNISH YOUR TOILET!”
Lies again? Dumb Stupid
Yeah it does, until the "blooming pumpkin" crushed it.
I thought it was fries at first
yeah that would be the only thing i would actually try. pumpkin is really good
"PUNISH YOUR TOILET!"
Pretty sure this will give you constipation.
Punish your bowels more like.
It make your guts explode
It’ll have to come out sometime...
That's a thing I miss .... Fry's Electronics stores have toilets that can handle anything. I'm a wee fucker but have the lower bowel of Andre The Giant. Used to duck into Fry's for serious business. 4-flushers.
The malt liquor will give you the squirts along with your constipation.
I totally thought they were going to be saying,
"PUNISH YOUR COLON!!!!!!!!!!"
Both
PUNISH YOUR SEMI-COLON...
This the best ad I've ever seen !! 😂😂😂
One thing I really enjoy about Family Guy is how subtle the humor is.
Hmm.. Compared to the likes of the Simpsons/Futurama/Disenchantment/Bob's Burgers/Bojack Horseman/Archer, Family Guy is more direct to the point when it comes to humor.
@@francisdiaz5213 I was being sarcastic. The humor in FG is VERY blunt and obvious.
@@francisdiaz5213
Clearly all those shows would be too subtle for you.
If the word “subtle” was set on fire and chucked through a plate glass window.
@@Nightweaver1 I love Fluttershy 😭
0:21
I dunno why, but the way the guy throws the liquor in his face and slaps him made me laugh so much... 😂😂😂🤣
Yup
and call his "Fat ****" 😂😂
I fucked a man dis morning and like it
@@jamalbaker3395 Good for you king, live yo best life
The waiter only did that because fat, obese people are more of a liability that a chunk of of his tax dollars goes to. In layman's terms, if you have to pay taxes that go towards those who are purposely living unhealthy, drug induced and/or welfare lifestyles, you'd be pretty pissed off too.
That slap at the end was too personal 😭
Fat people deserve random slaps. Keep in mind. 🤣
This is one of the most funniest scenes in Family Guy (1999). It's so simple yet hilarious. LMAO it never gets old.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“PUNISH YOUR TOILET!”
That should be Taco Bell’s motto.
Lol or White Castle
Taco Bell doesn't phase me, you pussies.
Pretty sure Taco Bell's motto is *FIRE IN THE HOLE!*
@@Jason-eo1rh Same here never has except on rare occasion
@@Jason-eo1rh I think my toilet has been used to Taco Bell. It's probably evolved.
The only thing that could’ve made this better is if the narrator had an Aussie accent, like in the real commercials
Definitely
....you fool you just gave me an idea!
They WOULD have except that he would have said "Oy, mate, aww yew a fet CAWNT?" which they can't say on TV
The real ads have an Aussie accent? Could’ve fooled me
I'd even settle for someone from New Zealand
I always lose it at PUNISH! YOUR!! TOILET!!! 🤣
“Well good news fatass” made me die from laughter
Same 😂
As a Server at Outback.... I’m just Laughing and asking, “Why?!” LoL!!!!
do they really serve elephant steaks?
@@sillyboyx1817 yes
You do god's work, sister. God's work.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Here’s the “as a” person in CZcams comments 😂
Makes you wonder how they're gonna portray Texas Roadhouse.
*Roadhouse*
Roadhouse.
Roadhouse
Roadhouse
Roadhouse
As an Australian, I only found out about Outback Steakhouse not long ago. It's about as Australian as enjoying a warm pint of Foster's.
The fact that we have Outback Steakhouse IN AUSTRALIA is even more insulting
Old joke: What did the Australian tourist say when they saw an Outback Steakhouse for the first time?
"The fuck is this?!"
@@colinburke8389 about like my experience at the Hard Rock Cafe in Shanghai in 95 or 96. Meat almost tasted vegan (before vegan was a thing). Wasn't juicy and was quite dry. I guess a low amount of fat
"Punish you're toilet." Smartest and best commercial line for a food joint ever
0:23 the waiter got some sadistic pleasure out of that
And that customer loves it.
His face after getting slapped by the waiter 🤣
And that waiters evil grin after the slap
😃
Outback Steakhouse Extreme: exists
Taco Bell: finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!
No toilet was harmed in this stand-off
The narrator was perfect. His voice and tone was at point perfect doesn’t need an accent. I think if he had an accent, it wouldn’t work just his voice along was perfect for this. Laughed so much
0:23 "You Fat (Bleep)!"
That's what I called Governor Chris Christie when he went to the beach!
@@Zoloft77 not our best governor, that’s for sure
@@philliefanalex94 I know this playing up the oppression Olympics but Californians suffer under Governor Newsom.
@@Zoloft77 I believe it
You can say fat fuck!
Forget the Elephant Steaks. I prefer Unicorn Steaks. That's how rare I like em cooked.
(Edit) Holy freaking crap! I was not expecting so many likes! You guys are awesome, thank you all so much!
I like SCP 682 steaks. That's how rare I like em'.
@@mommymustmurder2056 Mmmmmmm
@@mommymustmurder2056 Y'know my Toilet cries every time I come home after dinner at Outback Steakhouse.
Why is this funny?
@@QOTSANTACROCE Because it's random, stupid and objectively offensive.
Caseoh favorite restaurant
If commercials actually had the balls to make something like this I would actually consider buying their product.
Lies again? Best Asian Cock
I was not expecting that punish your toilet at the end. I’m dying of laughter
0:28 When you ate Taco bell
More like Chipotle for me. Sometimes I got overboard with the hot sauce
@@dark_mark21 well chipotle is ment to make you crap blood as told by South Park
I remember being in the bathroom for 2 hours after eating Taco Bell XD
@@dark_mark21 same
@@epicboyo4883 Really?
I went to outback in November with a bunch of friends and I could not stop repeating this commercial. Especially Punish Your Toilet
This hits different for me because I’ve been working at Outback Steakhouse for a long ass time now 🤣
“Wow, I bet crocodile Dundee gets to eat there every day.”
Elephant Steaks? CALL FRED FLINTSTONE!
More like Mammoth Steak in his case lol
@@Hulk2k6
Diplodocus steak more like, considering dinosaurs are magically alive in that show
@@linkthepig4219 Fintstones was never historically accurate lol.
@@Hulk2k6
Ha or prehistorically accurate either
I’ll do it. *YYYYAABBADAABBADOOOOOO!*
Watching this is the only reason I started working at outback
0:20- LOOK HOW HAPPY HE IS 😭
I love how happy the guy looks even after being called a fat bastard : )
Don't forget Fat Fuck
He's probably been used to it
Wonder if Patton Oswalt ever got paid for this bit, seeing as how he basically wrote it.
Yup. He lampooned steakhouse excess in his Black Angus bit long before the manatees dropped the balls for this sketch
Bend over Abigale May, cuz here comes the GRAVY PIPE.
The Black Angus bit is one of his best moments.
Where do I watch this bit? Snl? Or something else?
@@CaptainEdMercer czcams.com/video/s27F1M0u-N4/video.html Right here ^_^
@@MatsuoTanuki thanks :)
"Punish your toilet!"
Taco Bell: I thought that was our job?
Prunes exist to make that faster.
I love that the blooming pumpkin is not blooming in any way, it’s just been fried to shit lol.
Literally crying laughing 😂 I
And farting?
“Well good news ‘fatass’!”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😃🤣😈
The "PUNISH YOUR TOILET!" actually made me laugh, jesus christ that shit caught me off guard
A 50 lb elephant steak would punish the whole septic tank.
Can we just appreciate food was drawn actually really well for family guy
Matt Stonie: *eats*
PUNISH YOUR TOILET
My literal reaction after he did the Korean fire noodles challenge. Btw I eat those things on the regular (the normal ones, not the "nuclear" 2x spicy ones.)
@@xxkewldudexx Are they good?
@@madhattergaming6473 Yep. A spoonful of peanut butter makes them even better.
As an outback worker this is 100% accurate
Only family guy scene that made me piss myself while I was drunk 😂
This'll go great with my 1 pot 6 pan, 9 wok, 25 baking sheet recipe
The malt liquor part had me😂
Steakback Outhouse
EXTREME.
Sounds revolting
The toilet aint seeing shit, he's dying of cardiac arrest right there.
"PUNISH-UR-TOILET!"
Almost fell off my chair! Never change family guy.Never change.🤣🤣🤣
I'd imagine elephant steaks would be tough AF, i fucking lost it at malt liquor and ranch dressing.
Nevermind a Mallet, You'd need a Jackhammer!
@@Hulk2k6 yeah lol.
nevermind the toughness. they'd be a bitch to cook.
@@mikeyunovapix7181 definitely, you'd probably have to cook it low and slow for like days to get anything remotely acceptable.
@@ANTSEMUT1 yeah pretty much. like in some giant crock pot.
This has to be the MOST hilarious roast to a Restaurant they made!!
"Punish your toilet"
Definition of time where every media challenge you or intimate you
This is the most inspiring weight loss commercial I’ve ever seen.
“PUNISH YOUR TOILET” is the motto for Taco Bell lol
Also my wife's motto when it's meatloaf night.
"... You fat ****". Lmao gets me everytime.
"Punish your toilet" 😂😂
Punish your toilet?, more like Punish your liver. 😂
The way he slaps the back of the other guy’s head 😂😂🤣
I haven’t had outback in years, I used to love that place
i can tell ya that i have been there a few times recently due to covid shutting down smaller places, the food is still good enough my friends go back after they forget much of our orders. (over the months this have become less common)
yes, friends since the bloomin onion in too much or 1 of us to eat alone.
Has nothing at all in common with actual Australian food.
What happened? Did everything change when the fire nation attacked?
@@redfieldwong717, no I moved and there no outback near where I live now. Also wtf is a fire Nation?
They killed themselves by serving smaller and smaller portions and raising the prices on a monthly basis. The food was usually pretty good. Not gourmet or anything, but decent.
Tacobell: Finally. A worthy apponent
When the waiter slaps the guy and the guy just keeps smiling in joy over the amount of food, it's about as funny as it gets for me
If only the rest of family guy was written this well.
That's because this was a Patton bit they stole.
I feel bad for that table carrying 50 pounds of elephant steaks
“PUNISH YOUR TOILET!” Oh hearing that makes me laugh every time!
BLOOMIN PUMKIN!!!
I haven't laughed this hard in ages.
One of my first jobs was at outback while in college and I remember always hearing the servings were tiny. I will eat there every once in a while now, and am still shocked people thought that.
"PUNISH YOUR TOILET!"
holy shit that made me fucking die
I love how he just insults the guy everytime
Every single shift I watch two people order cheese fries and a blooming onion to START. It’s like 3500 calories plus however many loafs of the honey wheat bread they eat before dinner. A lot of people dip the bread in ranch 😂
OMG, I can’t imagine the stress on their arteries😳
yeah the bloomin' onion is a deal-breaker for me. they're delicious, but i know if i order one and eat even just a little bit of it, my appetite is ruined for when my steak comes out. and i barely touch the bread, that goes for just about any sit-down restaurant.
Oh boy. And here i am contemplating wether eating one bag of nachos a week is too much. Also smaller portion since european. And better quality cuz european. Still unhealthy. Wtf USA? Why do you tempt me?
As long as you don't eat huge portions of calories like that every day, there's nothing wrong with a big binge sometimes. Moderation is a thing. And so is regular exercise.
@@RedSiegfried This. Though it may cause hormonal fluctuations, depending on age. Food that is high on the glycemic index (i. E. food that gets absorbed rapidly, which most processed/fatty/sugary foods are) causes hormonal fluctuations. These fluctuations, often manifesting in a short spike of hormones directly after consumption followed by a low, are often the culprit in many ills, such as chronic acne/depression.
Me, coming back to this clip after discovering Outback is now selling their Bloomin Onion topped with bacon, cheddar, Ranch fries
"PUNISH YOUR TOILET!" 😭😭😭😭💀💀💀
I cracked up SO HARD when I saw this in the episode. 😂😂😂
*PUNISH. YOUR. TOILET!*
0:26
Outback Steakhouse Extreme!
PUNISH YOUR TOILET!
LMFAO
The fat guy's expressions are pretty adorable actually. Especially when he gets the steak.
As someone who’s been to outback steakhouse, I can agree. This is your average customer. 😂😂😂😂
Taco bell: finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary
“Bloomn’ Pumpkin”....
No way!!
That’s a vegetable!!
It can’t taste that good.
Onion: "What about me?" 😭
@anonymousposter6671 Actually, that’s a fruit.
"PUNISH. YOUR. TOILET!" Lmfao
Punish your toilet should be the new TacoBell motto.
A "bloomin' pumpkin'" lmao
Toilet: "Hey Outback Steakhouse Extreme, I didn't hear no bell!"
“Punish your toilet” 💀💀
The little gleeful smile after he gets slapped is my everything.
I’d make a comment on this video but due to me being employed at Outback I don’t want to risk my career.
HR: "This is a comment. In my office monday!" lol