Our New Favorite Clip | Your Mom's House Ep.689
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BINGHOW!! This week, Todd and Christine discuss why they’re nice to unattractive people, the origins of some famous idioms, the celebrities who have gotten the worst plastic surgery, the woman who shot a homeless man who asked her to move her Porsche, and participate in some good old fashioned brown talk. They watch clips of a confrontation in a Starbucks, a woman explaining her face tattoos, Glendale Gary getting arrested, a handful of drunk Cool Guys, a tattooed Charo, a batch of Christina’s TikToks, and more!
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:02:26 - Brown Talk
00:06:49 - Opening Clip: Starbucks Fight
00:18:22 - Being Nice to Unattractive People
00:25:30 - Clip: Face Tattoo Lady
00:27:06 - Woman Shot Homeless Man Who Asked Her to Move Porsche
00:33:13 - David Wolter Weekly Reminder and R Plate Follow Up
00:35:20 - Clip: Glendale Gary Gets Arrested
00:40:21 - Clips: Drunk Cool Guys
00:53:40 - Idiom Origins
00:59:15 - Worst Celebrity Plastic Surgery
01:10:16 - Clips: Tatted Charo and The Triangle of Beauty
01:18:20 - Clip: Nadav is a Laugh Track Now
01:20:04 - TikToks - Komedie
"Blehup" is officially my new favorite YMH soundbite
Blehup
Mee how
2 liter hulk hogan
TWO LEETA CUP O' COLA
BWEHP!
Tim playing the sounds over and over of the drunk guy so he can make Kristin laugh is so pure to me for some reason♥️
He's saying "but anyhow" I believe. right? Beahhnnyhoooww?
Tom and Christina (tri sucks) are effing adorable lol
Hmmmm Kristin? Hmmmmmm.
I'm convinced he was trying to make her fart or burp
@@tribeard5424 these are their names. Just ask Bruce Krishna
one of the key elements of the show is the dude laughing in the background. a live laugh track is pure gold.
It really speaks volumes that every 2 bears episodes ends with an exchange of "I love you" and this ends with a cilantro fart.
Asking for blowy central was a missed opportunity to ask for the scrum to be eaten
Oh sh*t! You're right! Stupid Tom.
Haha!
I think it illustrated how he was taking it as a real wager.
I really thought that's what he was going to say too lmao
Scrum city
That Drunk Cool Guys section needs to be its own video. I haven't laughed so hard in a while. "BWEHP!"
Same I’ve rewatched it at least 5 times. I needed that laugh..fuck lol
Christina should call Chicago “Shit cock goo” cuz that’s what I call it
BWEHP.....A lot of holes in his brain
I am convinced he is acting up for a giggle lol
Definitely worth an "Im home here now" deep dive. I hear it as, "BENHAP". As in, been happening possibly, but I have no clue what the fuck he said before that anyway so I have zero context clues.
I was listening to this in a packed sauna at my gym yesterday and could not stop audibly laughing when Tom started repeatedly pressing the “be happeh” and “blehup” sound bites.
47:35 is the funniest shit ever. That whole part of Tom mixing the drops like that was perfect. I laughed so hard I had tears coming down my eyes.
True
Solo episodes are hands down the best. Keep bringing back the soundboard drops!!
Is Native in trouble again? He’s laughing extra loud at Tom’s jokes today 😅😂
Pretty sure that was him managing Starbucks. He must’ve gotten a pay decrease.
How much do they pay him to cackle like that
Blink jewishly if you're in trouble native
Tom says “blowie central”
And Christina says fine without even blinking. She’s a real one 🔥👌
The perks of an emo gf
I'd like this comment, but there are 69 likes and I'm not a monster
@@GJSolo Have at it
toms cuddles and head sratchies must be outta this world lol
I bought my husband a candle that says on it to light it when you want a blowie. I ended up hiding it lol it's too convenient and this candle lasts forever! The thing will never end. They made it like that on purpose I'm pretty sure.
When you and your wife are cry laughing on the couch listening together just 5 minutes in. It’s probably going to be a alright day.
Joey Jo Jo?
Das duh worst name I eva heard!
Joey Jo Jo?
When Tom says he has held in farts before and Crystal goes “When?” And he responds, “Picture a time when I didn’t fart. Then.” 💀
Who's Crystal?
@@bearberenstein5202 Tim’s cousband.
@@bearberenstein5202 a very handsome woman
Snapees is obviously Garth Brooks . Nice Try Garth .
@@moogs05 this is such a funny comment
Shoutout to Nadav and crew for always bringing the positive vibes, even when Tom treats them like pledges
Closest analogy to their job title I've seen so far.
The gloryhole (just off camera) evens everything out.
😊
He's their boss... be less sensitive, ma'am
I miss nadov's laugh
I was listening to this while making dinner last night and it had me in tears. I had to come watch it on CZcams. This clip will have a long shelf life. Thank you drunk people.
Lets get that back door Rocco/ Christina P scene going already. Don't think we forgot.
Hahaha!!!! You are god-damned right.
Needs to put his foot on her head.
It's all I think about
She'll never hear her own farts after that
I was laughing harder than I have in decades at the derp drunk and Tom's drops
The "blwuep?" drop is when I died
Me too. Damn that was funny af
that guy was definitely on crack too lol
@@dontimaginedragons I live and work in the "country" part of the state. Outside of KC and Stl. That's not far off
52:56
“I practically would take a dump in the shower if I could”
TOM’S FACE 😂
I finally deciphered one of the drunk guy phrases.
"BEHAOW"
He's saying "but anyhow" we're starting to crack the code
They just talked about people in wheelchairs. I'm in a wheelchair and I loved it.
I mess with walkers in the same way. I love to tell people in public that I'm on a hockey team or that I'm trying out for the Harlem globe trotters! Or any BS story I can think of just to see the look on their face. YMH is by far my favorite show, hot sauce is the best
I’m autistic and I absolutely love jokes about autism.
I love that you call people walkers that's fucking hilarious
I'm gonna start calling people in wheelchairs "rollers".
"You shoulda seen the bus. One of us is still in the shop."
@@clicheguevara5282Yea but that’s because you don’t understand the jokes….
Lol :)
My life has been in a real dark place recently but to wake up and start my day with this.. nothing has made me feel better thank you Todd and Christy!
Todays a new day! Make the best of it. I dont know you, but I believe in you. You got this.
Hey man, honestly same. But it’s time for us to stop living with a loser mentality. We’re already fat poors; we don’t have much to lose
Honestly bro, he looks like a Todd.
He should change his name. Definitely more of a Todd than a Tim.
good luck bro
Good morning my queen above 18
The adoring side eye that Tom gives her at like 5:44 is so telling. He worships her so much and it’s cute.
I speak drunk ozark mountain man. My old man is fluent. That "but any how" is amazing. I didn't even question what he said it's so accurate
Charro is rocking the simple Jack haircut
Great ... Now I'm going to be making drunk guy noises all day. This show just adds reasons for people to think I have a restricted plate
Played this for my dad and he made the MEHAW and WHLOOP sound perfectly 😂 I’m dyin
Please make "knehaow" and "bluoup" permanent soundbites 😂😂
Such a high and tight episode. I love when there's no guest and Tim and Charlene and the both boys can just shine.
Screw in another lightbulb, knuckle duster.
Same
Agreed
Charlene? Im a casual fan, inside joke?
@@chicoandthem4n that's her real name
Someone tell Nadav that I can’t be productive at work until he drops the episode
I’ve been refreshing since like 5:30 and then when I got busy and had nothing to listen to they released it 🥲
Yes and if we cant work we become homeless and thats all on him
Or laugh like crazy that shits distracting
Waking up to a new episode is the best way to start my day!
@@jakobczarnecki5131 I was watching bad friends while waiting.
Loved how Tom set her up for the "babe...I don't think it's alcohol"..."it's something else"!
I didn’t pick up on that. I was like, how the hell does he not know?! 😮🤣😂
Man, Tom's comedian dna is really showing in this episode. He sprinkled those drunk guy drops in JUUUUST enough throughout the show that they kept us laughing the entire time, but never so much that they got worn-out or became less funny, and he drops them right when you least expect them. Absolutely incredible sense of timing across a 90-minute show. Me-how!
Dwayne Crawford had me in pain in the grocery store fresh produce section. Holding in the laughter . My new favourite sound clips.
BWEHP
Cristina calling Toms mom the R word really had me belly laughing haha wtf she's the best, keeps it real
Glendale Gary is one of my favourite cool guys. Love to see an update. Bless you baby girl for recording this traffic stop and shenanigans
Y’all gotta remember for someone to take their phone out and film themselves getting kicked out, and talking about bloody tampons in the open, they are probably crazy lol. She was prob in there for like 45 mins doing drugs
I absolutely agree with you, she changed her story a few times too. I guarantee she was off her face on dope and started getting belligerent because of it. Several people probably complained about it, and they had to send someone in to handle this basehead 😅
Everytime I see a comments section on CZcams shorts with these videos they ALWAYS take the camera person's side (unless it's an older white woman)
There was a video of a black guy filming a woman in her like tiny little apartment backyard (it was small and multi-story) and she was sitting in a lawn chair on a tiny little back lawn that was open cause it was like one of those same house looking house/apartment neighborhoods.
He just walked into her yard and she just jumped and got scared (obviously) apparently she was looking at him from a distance with some binoculars. Still doesn't justify harassing someone.
Obviously the comments section took the guys side.
Side note CZcams really likes to recommend race baity shorts like those (at least when they were just starting to roll it out)
She was a real problem, that was over like 3 different occasions that she was filming, and she had to continually loudly announce changing her tampon, ya don't have to be so specific! And then she threw in the race thing when other than her bringing it up it wasn't the issue
@@cartoonhanks1708ive noticed every comment section theres a racist person pretending they aren’t super racist. You’re them today
@@Ottophil Go ahead and point us all to the part of his post that was “racist”. 🙄
Y’all should sell a soundboard with all the best sound effects 😂😂😂😂
Great idea. Even better, one of those cheap keyboards for toddlers.
@@delataylor Just imagine your kids first words "I...I...I'm Glassin"
2 liter co cola. Buuuep. Knee how
There is a link to a page with a lot of the drops on the subreddit. It's pretty outdated though.
*app
I fell asleep listening to other CZcams videos and this episode automatically started playing I had the craziest dream with this sound in the background and woke up laughing to “2 liter Coca-Cola” waking up laughing is such a weird experience 😂
I was at the gym and looked insane when Tom kept pumping Behup on the sound board.
Certified classic episode.
Nothing like counting psych meds at a rehab while listening to ymh 😂
Hope your good jeans!
@@ryanbeaulieu2704 lol I’m good I work here buddy but thanks!
The two skill sets overlap.
@@travisbashore lol very much so! Lots of cool guys I help at my work 😂
these new thumbnails feel more like clips
If they get any shorter it will count as one.
they need to stop with these r worded thumbnails
I was thinking the same thing
How fragile are you people that the thumbnails hurt your feelings that much? 😂😂 Get over you f**king dingleberry's 😂😂
These are the Schulz thumbnail
The drunk Irish guy saying “it’s great Jimmy Jong Wei” 😂
That drunk cool guy section had me crying and laughing so hard! Jesus that was so damn funny!
Christina: “You have to give me cuddles and head scratchies for an entire hour.”
Tom: “You won’t hear me fart for the rest of my life”
Damn Tom! 😂
Seeing Christine die laughing at the MEE-HAM guy was adorable
40:23 is comedy gold. I can't wait to revisit this some day and laugh my ass off again.
“Main Mommy dying of laughter from drunk guy noises” 43:00 is basically the funniest thing of January and probably 2023 so far. 😂🤣💀
Salami Tommy has to be the grossest nickname I have ever heard
56:05 - most underrated Christina moment of the episode.
Somehow I’ve never thought “brass tax” in my head it has always been “brass tacks”
I am dangerously poor. Tom's success keeps me happy and motivated.
Save your saltines my man. Hang in there, I’m with ya.
The drunk guy soundboard is the first time ive ever been on the ground laughing
47:27 his ability to be hilarious without trying is what makes him the best comedian of all time
40:31 the funniest clip ever starts and it does not let you down. I was crying laughing while at work in an office today. I had to run to the bathroom to pee so I didn't pee my office chair. Everyone around me was so confused and or annoyed. I loved it. Best laugh ever.
It’s so entertaining when they have the argumentative husband and wife debates 😂😂😂
Maybe it's just my childhood but every little debate sends danger signals all over my brain lol
But I can't NOT laugh also, so we deal
Over/under on how many months before Tom leaves the marriage is down to 10.5.
@@122756ABC I'll take the under
I think it’s neat, too!
@@SunflowerDogs I thought I was the only one. Everyone else in the comments seems to not give a flying fuck😂
You know toms competitive because almost an hour in after they started the episode saying let’s see who burps first he visibly holds one in at 50:27 😂
That was a burp it went into his cheeks, Tina won. No blowie for Tom. LOL
Stolen valor for sure.
Yes!! No blowie central.
Tina won, Tim lost
50:25
Tim lost.
As a person who once used Starbucks and Coffee Bean restrooms to shoot smack/heroin...We would come up with every excuse in the book to be left alone. I also have female friends who would do this and say they were changing pad when asked to hurry.
Cool facto. The guys who would always catch me shooting up and knock on the door, ended up becoming my sponsor when I got clean and a very close dear friend.
when tom stacks the drunk tracks on top of each other for a moment, omg i was drying laughing like Mommies. good lord what a great collection of "toks"
When your having a bad week and have stress . This is the best show and podcast to laugh
I wanna laugh.
Hello my queens above 18
You're*
I wanna laugh.
When my having a bad week
From 43:00 to 46:00 was one of the funniest things I've ever seen! 🤣 Tao leetah cakakola 🤣
Christina is as crazy as Tom. 19:28 is why I keep coming back to this podcast. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
For some reason I haven't watched my mommy's in awhile... But I'm so glad I watch this episode, I have not laughed this much in months. Thank you to you two Rs
Tom: “don’t ever let me do this to my face”
As if we didn’t notice the obnoxious chemical peel on his face a few episodes ago 😂😂
That was chemical peel… light busted on his head and burned his face
@@jeremiahwelton1303 pretty sure he's joking bud
Bad, bad Jean! You don’t help the stupids! Have you learned NOTHING here?!
@@jeremiahwelton1303 If a light had fell and hit him in the head, he would've went to the hospital.
He probably fell asleep in a tanning booth like the cool guy he is. If a light really fell on his head and burned his face like that, I'm sure he'd go to the hospital, you chomos.
Yall see the weatherman accepted Tim's B-ball challenge!?
Awwww shit. It’s on!
No way he did lol I can't wait .....y didn't he say anything about it today? Do you have a link please and ty
@@sam-the-man8500 Because they bank episodes, often weeks in advance
I hope Tim doesn't break his body again 😆
David Wolter gone break Toms other arm
You totally nailed it Tom. Right in then middle of the Starbucks. Have it.
Totally in need of compassion for a woman that's bleeding.
This show never gets old. That was a fun one.
"My husband is dying!!!" i laughed so hard i hate myself 🤣🤣🤣
It really was the cherry on top of that bat shit sundae
timestamp
BWEHP
This ep had such spectacular vibes. Can tell y'all were in the best of moods.
40:28, this whole drunk cool guys segment is world class
This opening song/edits slapped!!! And I have never used the term “slapped” in my life haha
I am in physical pain from the drunk guy sound bites. Like, I think I broke a rib laughing.
To produce that much content on that high of a level every week is just insane🔥Thank you for all those podcast
Nadavs laugh will always kill me 😂😂😂
i dont think any duo is better live than these two. key and Peeles sketch work and these two gems.
My god. The way tom doubled down on everything just slays me. This one will be one I go back to often. Christina and nadav were extra giggly today.
Tina hit's that special note when she says "I DONT LIKE IT!" after Tom plays someone puking.
I can’t wait to see how fast the mommies put out a 9 hour Christina Burp Compilation
1:26:01 this is why I wish I was behind the glass sometimes on this show - for my “normal people knowledge” that’s an OSB ceiling. Lol knowing that makes it that much better 😂
If anyone comes into my office I'm going to have to explain why I'm literally crying lol This is one of the funniest episodes ever 🤣
I was listening to this at my desk at work and had to stop because I was laughing too loud and drawing attention to myself lol.
I know what you mean
I love that Glenndale Gary has all lady cops around him😂🤣 you know he loves it😂🤣
He spread immediately because he *wanted* that pat down. He was probably leaking the whole time, hoping for a cavity search.
They’re absolutely being honest about how they feel about the fat,poor,ugly ,disabled or all of the above 😂 they can just say “we are comedians”
Toms face during this absolute BOP 🤣
The crazier Christian gets the more I lover her😂😂
When Tom told her she won't hear farts the rest of her life, then he finally breaks & laughs. So cute & sweet.
I think he's serious, he was laughing at Nadav losing his shit
Was always a great time hearing blueban laugh at the opening segment
Christa with the stank face during the Asian song in the beginning 💀 😂 🤣 she was feeeeeeling it
You're a handsome woman
@@daviddavido8721 i get it from my mommy Tina
I love the commitment to the bit about Cowell getting surgery after learning on YMH live that it was reconstructive after multiple accidents. This must have been recorded a while ago.
Had to come back and find this episode. 42:59 - 44:10 is probably the greatest minute of YMH that exists
I'm so glad I'm not the only one that treats disabled people like regular people to feel good
I'm so glad we re getting to see who the real pieces of shit are? They don't even try to hide it anymore...
@@steph7960 yeah this is a pretty good serious news podcast. If you want to hear some fake comedy podcasts, ill hook ya up
@@we_be_nerds3601 difference between being fake and being a piece of shit human being...Tom included. And we all wonder why societies going to shit. And I'm glad ur not being fake either cos at least that way we can work out the individual s we need to avoid.
In that girls defense, who hasn't threatened to hit a baby with a brick??
I prefer cinder blocks.
I used to work in a Luby's kitchen. An old dude named Gus used to mix the macaroni and cheese the same way the guy handled that butter. His arms were way more hairier though.
20:10 “ I’ll tell you another thing I do “
Can't wait to hear their take on tate in 2-3 months
Seems like Cool Guy material 😂😂😂
I doubt the charges will stick. Women have come forward before saying they were offered large sums of money to accuse Tate. I bet the allegations are false.
@@gokuss15 You misspelled "hope".
@@isthatyoursomnomnom being a douche isn’t a crime. No innocent man should see prison.
@@gokuss15 Do you even feel it anymore?
I had to pull over I was laughing so hard at the drunk guy noises, thanks mommies!
You can steal Nadav’s laugh but you’ll never steal his posture!
I haven’t watched an episode of this podcast in a long time, and this reignited my love for it
Enni is 100% correct. I do massage therapy and I guarantee if you don't actively scrub your feet they're nasty and I would never touch them.I also guarantee your lmt curses you in their mind! A long handled shower brush would really help you keep em high and tight.
1:40 Tom hit the stink face 😂thats when you know the beat is fire
I've been trying to find the song everywhere???
I was listening to this while doing the dishes and at 43:44 I was laughing so hard at the drunk cool guys clip that I was leaning over the kitchen sink laughing/crying into the bubbles 🤣🤣🤣
I was at work and I just could not keep it together. It's so damn good.
Mmhmm