Curious Cars Funniest Moments Part 2 (Autohaus Bill's Rants and Tangents Compilation)
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- čas přidán 5. 09. 2024
- Part 2 for The best rants, tangents and moments taken from many of Bill's Curious Cars videos on the channel Curious Cars, Autohaus of Naples, and Auto Europa Naples. In true Bill fashion, I kept the video under 40 minutes! All footage belongs to them, but I just felt like compiling some funny moments together. This one's for you Bill! Congratulations on 100k subscribers, and Happy Birthday!
Time Stamps
0:00 Intro & Weather Report
2:04 Booze & Foggy Glasses Report
3:31 Birds & Animal Report
8:00 Ricer & Japanese Culture Segment
11:11 Snowflake, Social Media, and Tech Grievances
12:08 Bill's Psychic Reading For The Love Of God!
14:07 Name Dropping & Stereotyping & Story Time
18:37 General Car Grievances
20:20 Stchewpid automotive features rants
21:25 Discombobulation & Tongue Tied Montage
21:52 Aggressive Drivers, Road Retards, and Stunting
22:19 Music & Radio Report
23:22 Laughter & Surgeon General Warning
24:06 Children Grievances & Styling Cue Analogies
26:22 Test Drives
27:20 Sighs & Meh montage
28:03 Misc. Funnies
28:22 Interior Features, Canadians + Drug and Gun Storage
38:20 Dalton The Detailer Grievances
The internet began in the early 1990s. I started playing on it in 1995. It's 2021, and I've finally found exactly what the internet was created for.
I'll drink to that!
There is nothing better on the entirety of the internet than Bill
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I concur.
I couldn't have said that any better than you did.
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Q: What is this?
A: The best damn car reviewer on the internet. Obviously.
Can we just appreciate how no matter what the situation Bill always presents the cars in the most beautiful and flattering way
Bill is a comedic fucking genius of poignant one liners.
His quips and situational observations are pure gold. I would drink whisky with that man any day. What a legend
You should hear him when he’s in the bathroom stall at a bar drinking from a hip flask while he’s taking a shit. If you ever get a chance to drink or smoke a joint with him, take it.
Bill's tangents are the hilarious primal scream people of a certain age are making at the world around us. He is completely brilliant. We laugh so hard, we have tears running down our faces. Thanks for these video compilations. Bill thank you for creating masterpieces.
When the wheeze laughing started and the surgeon general’s warning faded in….. I absolutely lost it 😂
So did i and then i enjoyed a smoke and offended a soy boy.
So did I! Lol
Hilarious 🤣🤣
Don't believe George Carlin was much of a car guy, but he would definitely be fond of this guy. Truly superb compilation. In all of you-tube -hands down.
Carlin actually was a car guy, he was very proud of his e31 BMW 8 series.
@@s.m.2868 And made many jokes about Saab owners and other fandoms
Just the right length, slightly under 40 minutes.
Ha! It's not even 40 minutes? This is just a 'quick take'.
...sometimes it turnes into pure poetry, "...you launch your toddlers through the rear window and they have to hitchhike home at next stage..."- enough material for a Tarantino- movie...
We need more people like Bill nowadays. Love all his comments
Bill is hilarious. He’s lucky to have survived this long with all of those attack birds and squirrels at his place. 😅
I’m listening to this again to cheer me up...Bill’s best line: “Instagram is a cocaine delivery service....!”
For the luv of God Bill!
Hate to break it to ya Marky, but you're incorrect. Bill's best line is and will always be: 'Oh Audi, it was this union of 4 German companies... oh for the love of God... It's more confusing than Father's Day at Mick Jagger or Wilt Chamberlain's house!' 🙃
40 minutes of internet gold.
In many ways Bill's humor in some regards is a continuation of, and the ability to get away with, as was delivered by the late great Don Rickles. His insults to foreigners, celebrities, car companies, trends and dislike of animals and kids all taken at face value, only few can pull off without being offensive. It's his timing and delivery at the moment his words are spoken that makes it all so funny and not mean spirited. His gift for humor is a talent but, his knowledge all things cars is encyclopedic.
We lost a true legend in Mr. Warmth. Bill is his spiritual successor I am sure if it.
Bills misery makes me giddy.
Happy birthday, Bill.
Every day is a shitty day for this guy XD
I love it! The lack of filter in his commentary is truly what makes Bill the must-see car guy on YT. And the editing on this now 2 part Funniest Moments videos takes it to another level :) Thank you Birds, Goats, And Automobiles. Thank you.
These cuts are very reminiscent of Jack Rebney in the movie Winnebago Man. Instead of flies coming for Jack, you have birds, goats, hornets, cats and any other life form within a half mile radius. Comedy gold! Remember Jack’s refrain, “Close the fu%king door”!!🦅🪰🐐🐝
The red Cadillac break down "flat tire" was the best video of all time as far as I am concerned.
For me, it was definitely the Oldsmobile Aurora Episode that had me in stitches as the best episode. It was a hot day, there were ornery goats, he was pissed at Peter, and last but not least, there were particularly bad windows by Dalton... it was a perfect storm!
Yup, you get it. I've been watching Bill for years. At first he just started popping up in my feed and he kept cracking me up. Now it's like a bi-weekly dose of Winnebago Man. I laugh out loud at this more than most comedy specials. I'm glad to see other people get it.
I just bought a coffee and hopped in my car and remembered I'd saved this video from yesterday. I started watching it as I rolled a champion ruby for the drive home, the looks on peoples faces as they walked past said it all as I was crying from laughter. Thanks for part two and Bill you're the GOAT.
Oh for the love of God....this man needs to be on prime time network TV with his own show!!!
And when you get there Bill, please yell 'hot as balls'
Imagine my absolute delight when I saw this pop up. The next time Bill releases a 48:00 minute video, but swears at the beginning it will be less than 30:00, he should entertain the thought of hiring you as his personal video editor... nah, than we wouldn't have anything to laugh at. Keep up the great work, it's world class !! 🏆🏆
Whoever mixed this is a certified genius.
The first video was great, this is fantastic. I love the intro with Bill's penchant for keeping his videos to "30 minutes tops"...... man this is just awesome!
Watched many but this I the best 105 minutes to date
Bill is truly a man of the people! Awesome work and I'm glad that we're not alone in the struggle. Cheers!
Never change Bill.
I laughed the whole way through this video. I wish the hell I had or could learn the kind of patter Bill has. I could listen to him all day.
This video has to be the best thing I've ever watched on CZcams .
Your a legend . Watching this let's me know I'm not alone , and may just make it
I don't think I've EVER laughed so hard in my entire life!! This video is a GEM!!!!!! Thank you for whomever posted it, It's utterly the best EVER!
I couldn’t stop laughing when he started wheezing about halfway through!!!
I've been watching Bill for years and it's the highlight of my day when I see another one of his reviews pop up. It's a type of humor you either get or you don't get but the fact that he produces video after video like this is amazing. There's a comfort to the routine but it's no less funny even after the 100th time you've heard it. I've tried to explain this to SO many of my friends and family and none of them seem to get it, I'm just happy to see someone compile it all.
I tried to consume a taco while watching this...had to stop, as my stomach was convulsing with laughter!....this is a work of art--of some sort!
What a great way to start the day, these vids of Bill's rants are hilarious! Please keep em coming. Thanks for the laughs!
Bill is everybody's favorite grouch! 😂😂😂😂 He makes Oscar on Sesame Street look bubbly! 😆😆😆😆
Bill says what everyone thinks - 😂👏👍
Its absorving, devastating, crushing, explosiv, truthfull and extremely hilarious!
The VOICE speaking all this, doubles the sense of it!!!!
Bill: the King of All Car Reviewers
Thanks for the compilation
I had to watch this twice to get the full effect of Bill's comedy it's too much 😂
Distilled, 100% proof Bill. These videos are surely the funniest on CZcams, even though I disagree with many of his rants, you can't fault his honesty.
OMG, my stomach hurts from LOL non stop. Bill needs to change careers....he would be an excellent stand up comedian down on the local beach boardwalk. He would could push his Corona Virus whiskey to all of the patrons, plus sell them a car afterwards. Bill, God Bless you, you make me laugh so hard!
This compilation of Bill's finest moments is just so hilarious!!! I didn't think Bill could make me laugh more, but this video of him made me roll!!!!
All these people that watch, like and comment this... I consider them my brothers. Thank you.
Yeah
If this was shorter than 35 minutes it would be a hate crime.
I think Bill should get a slot on Curb Your Enthusiasm as a miserable used car salesman
"...salvage-title S2000 with a suspension-bridge wing on the back..."
I was moved TO TEARS by that line.
Continuously find myself coming back to this absolute gem.
The best and most underrated CZcamsr ever! Love this man's videos and thank you for putting his "greatest hits" together.
"GOOD MORNING! This is Bill from Auto Europa on another MISERABLE hot steamy humid Florida morning-- y'know, my glasses are so fogged up from all this damn humidity, I can't even tell what kind of car I'm talking about..! *SIGH*"
Out of anyone on Social media, youtube and in fact the internet … The person without a doubt I’d love to have a drink with is Bill… hands down!
Who ever put this together deserves a medal of freedom! You sir, impress me!
Bill is the best damn channel that exists and you’ve captured a 39:59 video, SHORTER than the videos he pretends and promises he’s going to make! 🤣😂. Thank you for this! LOL!!
30 seconds in and I'm already in tears! I LOVE Bill! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I never expected a second video, much less so soon, much much less 40 minutes! You're doing the Lord's work here! A+++++ Vid!
thanks! i think it'll be the last one for quite a while, but we'll see
If the next one can cover the quinoa discussion that would be great.
I love Bills rants, Coronavirus whiskey & all!!! Thanks for sharing this great compilation!!! 👍👍😁
The teakettle wheezing almost killed me😂
Thanks, I just spit out my corona virus whiskey from laughing!
I assure you, when Naples gets a sub-40 degree morning this winter, Bill will be wearing his parka and mittens and bitching up a storm!
Never change Bill.... never change.
Isnt Bill just adorable?
G’d, Id love to share a beer and talk a whole afternoon with the guy. Hes like endless fun.
LOVE IT...Saw #1 and now #2 is just as Priceless...The Coughs and Sighs frickin Crack Me UP!!!! Lol
The "only" reason I watch the show its a perfect mix of motor trend, fire sign theater and Anthony Bourdain
Bill is becoming a legend…
Perfect!!! Thank you for making these! The best moments of the best reviewer!!!
Bill is truly a treasure!
Birds, Goats, And Automobiles. You have truly captured the true essence of Bill great hot as balls compilation of the best of Bill
I tried to hold on and not laugh until he tripped over the naked statue.
Bestill my heart! A 2nd video...? This is becoming a channel? Much thanks to the 2nd greatest CZcamsr, right behind Sir Bill.
why did I start watching this at bedtime?
After a crappy day this video arrives, lifts my spirits to no end! Thanks for the effort and time this 2nd video must have taken! Brilliant!
Bill needs to do stand up Comedy with Ron White, what a Great comedic duo they would make !
SPOT ON! For the love of god, it makes me smile and makes my day!
So offensive but oh so funny. Love Bill's car reviews.
The time end effort out into this is outstanding. Bill would be so so proud. So proud.
Bill is the voice of reason
This guy is more ornery than I am, and I've been called a bitter ray of sunshine more times than I care to remember.
Yes Yes Yes…superiorly stellar comp! “We’re not worthy…we’re not worthy”! 🙌🙌
Keep’em comin! 👍🤩
Bill you have reached celebrity status
Hysterical video! My sentiments, exactly! Bill should work for the" Florida Tourism And Welcoming Comity"!
I must say, Bill for President...!!! This world is in so need of release, humor and beyond perspective for all intents and purposes for the love of God...!!! As Bill would put it... My clients in the barbershop are going to be quite amused and pretty chipper when they see this episode. Bill, for whatever happens, please don't change...!!! I have a feeling that you could end up on the late night show of Jimmy Kimmel or some other guy on TV. I hope everyone has a peaceful and Merry Christmas...!!! ✌️🥸
And like Bill this video seems to have no ending.
Which makes it all the more fantastic!
Lmfao this is just what I needed to watch about a shitty day at work. I love Bill 😂
Bill is a legend.
I loved your first video. Who would have thought you could possible beat it. You did. We all love Bill, the coolest cat on U-tube
@23:27 I lost it listening to the continuous smokers hack. Likely going to hell now but that cut was pure gold.
Thank you so much For putting this amazing montage together Bill! I’ve been watching for a year or two.
I decided to make it a weekly regiment that every Sunday morning I watch this video before I go to church. It’ll get me in a better mood!!
24:35 It does kind of resemble grandpa's Munster's eye brows.
Thanks so much for this excellent 2nd video. Looks like you're off to a great start, lol! 🖖🙏🇨🇦
That thumbnail tho! 😂
Standing ovation here
We can add armadillos to the mix of vociferously followed creatures by Bill.
Seriously, Bill needs to get into comedy. I would pay good money at any of my city’s clubs or theaters to see him do 2 hours on birds, animals, corona virus whiskey, chipper Canadians, and the Florida humidity.
Bill are you reading this? Get yourself an agent.
That video was so cool.
I had tears in my eyes, hilarious video. Keep up the good work.
Stay safe and take care.
Just can't get enough of your "Good morning!" videos. You did it again. Perfect.
Bill is a legend and comedian great car reviewer on you tube
Bill is a fucking legend he is funny as hell
Bill is my Spirit Guide!
I was down because the 3-day weekend was ending...but this video dropped & it lit me up. It’s a hysterical sequel to no. 1. Bill is the consummate curmudgeon of Curious Cars - able to bitch, deride, curse, demean & mock anything or anyone. It’s great fun.
For the love of God, protect Bill. Save Bill. Never let him go (to that N. Atlantic tracking station...)
Thanks Bill. I always watch your videos in the mornings to prepare me for the day ahead. This is the best so far!
"I feel sorry for you people that don't drink. Because when you wake up in the morning, that's as GOOD as your gonna feel ALL DAY!" * * (Dean Martin)
Bill is hilarious but the editing on this is perfect too!
I really can appreciate the amount of time putting this together, Bill is so frkn funny. Love this Thx from CT
The best producer of the funniest cramuggend.
Excellent work. For the next one you've got to include the 84 Camaro Berlinetta Miami Vice storage compartment under the hatch. Big enough for "AK-47's, Mac 10's, kilos of Cocaine...whatever is needed to participate in the international drug trade."
I love Bill - thank you for pulling this together. Laughed the whole time!