The funny thing, he COULD do the fightcade with people he trusts/friends, he just doesn't have any. Not even the whales would be invited, that is how little he appreciates them.
The whole thing about his "whales not being his friends" is a lie. The discord leaks showed that he feeds their parasocial relationship behing the scenes. That's how he keeps the pignosis working
Classic Phil, shows his true colors by belittling his chat then calms down and tries to explain his actions cos he knows it will affect his money.....never change phil😂😂😂
It feeds into itself as well. He gets gifted a bunch of subs at reduced cost, complains about it which encourages them to go harder. Legit, if he just stopped losing his mind all the time and throwing temper tantrums, everyone would stop because there's no ammo anymore.
he was already offered a solution that he outright refused to try: using a VPN he's just using this as another opportunity to be a baby and whine about the consequences of being unlikeable and being held accountable for fucked up shit he said/did in the past
Not to mention he plays the victim like "other streamers bigger than me can play without being harrassed, cause they dont have detractors 😭" no idiot, other streamers have VPN, simple as that, god this dude is a moron
I also wonder if his ISP offers a private IP solution or not...back in the day my ISP in Italy defaulted his customers to a private IP (with public IP as a premium service), it was like being behind a private network all the time (and it was a pain to play games via tcp/ip because I couldn't be the host, but that is another story XD)
Lmao I fell outta my chair when he said he donated to charity. Maybe he considers funding scopely employees kids schooling as a form of charity. With as much money as he's spent with them, he's put a few kids through college lol.
There was a guy who found out about dsp because of his debt. He saw all his donations to charity which there was none with no room of it being false. Watch the oic interview for proof of that
maybe provoking people by talking down to them in a smug, nasally voice while calling them idiots and morahns everyday consistently for over a decade isn't a good idea
I don't think he wanted to get embarrassed in fightcade and this was a perfect excuse. People offered solutions but he said he doesn't trust Google and needs to hear a solution from a person. Lol
His reason for not having sponsors changes depending on what looks best for him. Before: He didn't take them cause it was "selling out" Now: "I can't cause of trolls"
He changes this narrative several times each month, nothing new. Actually just yesterday he was still to happy and succesful to care about thw trolls 😂😂😂
Yes. The phenomenon is called “Schrödinger’s Pignosis” - DSP is simultaneously both an oppressed victim and a successful business owner; until a situation (like this one) happens and he decides which one of the two best favors him.
I find it funny that he’s only complaining about the IP thing because of him only “discovering it now before the day it happens” He has been that lazy he doesn’t do even the tiniest bit of research for anything
These meltdowns are increasing in frequency and I’m loving every delusional moment where DSP thinks he’s in the right and everyone else is wrong. Well done writers!
It's so funny, but also so sad, that Phil seems to finally now understand that his 15 years of failure led to infinite consequences throughout the vast majority of his time spent as a content creator, and throughout a large chunk of his life.
For someone who doesnt care about what the trolls say or do, he really seems to care enough to complain and talk shit about how doesnt care what the trolls say or do
Phil: the trolls are the reason my life is f*#ked. They’re the reason I can’t do what I want. Also Phil: I don’t give a f*#k what the trolls say. You really can’t make this sh*# up😂
Just last week, the trolls had no power, mean less than nothing, don't hurt his business at all! Tonight: He refused to use a VPN to play his gay little punchymans game and the trolls ruined his entire life because yes
Why play a game for free where men punch each other when you can spend thousands of dollars throughout the night playing another game where sweaty men jpegs wrestle instead??
So today is again the day whenk the trolls completely run his life and force him into this situation. Tomorrow he'll be back to gloating how trolls can't touch him and he loves his life right now and he'll retire the day he pleases.
I think I figured it out. He doesn’t want to do fight cade because nobody would donate to help him set it up via super chats. I had a feeling this was the case because of the disappearance of 1MM
"I don't have a victim complex!" *proceeds to blame everyone under the sun for his circumstances* "I don't get involved in drama!" *never stays in his lane and verbally insults anyone behaving in a way he doesn't like* "I'm not a coward!" *lives in a literal gated community and doesn't confront anyone meaningfully* "I don't care what X does!" *proceeds to spend upwards of 30 minutes griping about them* You can't script a complex like this.
Here is something he can do. Get a proper 9-5 job, and just do a small 5 hour stream daily or every other day. If he must stream, instead of blaming everyone else, he can take control of his life for once.
DSP wouldn’t be able to get a 9-5 due to his long work gap since the last job he had was back in 2010 and the moment the employer does a background check, they would see all the videos and articles made about him and immediately deny his application
Says people who have sponsors are shills, proceeds to complain that he can't get sponsors cuz of teh tr0llz... He seriously doesn't realize how much of a hypocrite he is, it's amazing 😂
There are not thousands of people who break the law to hurt Phil or DDOS attack him, or who buy the memberships from Argentina. That is a blatant boldface lie. Again, he is putting the actions of a small group onto everybody.
"If I could get sponsorships, I would have years ago, but I can't because of the trolls." Huh..? I thought you are mister anti-sponsorship? Because everyone who accepts them is a paid shill, not being honest and just doing it for money? And THAT'S the reason you don't do it? Now it's the trolls? He can't keep a consistent narrative going to save his life.
You know how email scams traditionally have a bunch of typos and make little sense so only the most gullible and vulnerable people fall for them? DSP is the livestream version of that.
Oh, so today it's a "I wanted sponsors but I couldn't get them" day rather than a "I never wanted to be a shill with product placements" one Cool, it's the second episode of the spoon saga
"you ruined my life" but let me talk more crap about you and call you stupid that'll for sure make you stop. I've seen 5 year olds learn the lesson "F around and find out" faster than Phil
Oh boy I can't wait for the whole fightcade to be brought up everyday for months now, another thing he'll use as an excuse for his lazy ass to not only go check the whole IP thing before and find a work around it.
The real reason he's mad is that he can't make tips money whilst on fightcade due to his fear of exposure. Trolls aren't STOPPING him from using fightcade. He's just choosing to hermit himself again to protect his AOL acct and jasper family.
His mental state is really deteriorating. The frequency at which he is addressing the trolls and how they are ruining him is near peak levels. His total isolation and amount of people who know of his antics are not helping. It just gsts worse everyday and I'm not sure how much longer his mind can handle it, honestly.
He went bankrupt, nothing to do with anybody but, his own choices. Don't create hate and you won't get hate. Even in this rant, telling people they're assholes, not his fault, did everything correct.😂
It's funny how he thinks that not participating in an event that "exposes his IP" will _do_ anything, he's basically using it an an excuse. Every troll that have the skill, equipment and drive/patience to find his IP already _have_ his IP and can probably get it nearly at-will. There's people basically monitoring his WWE account (or at least there were) and his transactions. People that _truly_ hate him won't need a specific thing to get his info (I do believe there was a recording of his bankruptcy remote-hearing circulating at some point).
Phil essentially - "I want to be a complete twat, I want be nasty and horrid, I want to take money from people and outright lie for money and then just get on with MY life with no issue". The rant.
Chat: You can play fightcade with a trust group of friends DSP: YOU SEE I CAN'T PLAY😅😅😅. Dude shits on everyone then complains he can't do things. He says he is "successful" and "happy" but also says its the trolls fault he cant get sponsorships. He takes zero accountability for what he does. Pathetic
8:51 so your reasoning for why I shouldn't exist, is that you would be happier? nah, I choose not to "finger snap myself out of existence" to make you happier Phil, your happiness has not been earned to this date
The funny thing, he COULD do the fightcade with people he trusts/friends, he just doesn't have any. Not even the whales would be invited, that is how little he appreciates them.
You can tell that he absolutely despises the fact that his audience is full of regards.
He could do fightcade with anyone. It's a retarded meme to think he's gonna get super DDOS doxed or whatever.
The whole thing about his "whales not being his friends" is a lie. The discord leaks showed that he feeds their parasocial relationship behing the scenes. That's how he keeps the pignosis working
He is scared sh1tless of interacting with other people too and fightcade allows people to spectate and chat on lobby and during game.
@@scorpion6328 Especially since none of them have trust funds to spend on him
Why is he dressing like Ace Ventura now?
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Excuse me!!!! I must ass you a few questions.
"ack venturnell, pig detective"
lol
Last time i had financial freedom was probably 2014
That was the end of it? Seriously?
I tought it was in 2013
😪😪
And this is right before he moved to his pacific northwestern home 😂
sadly he is now forced to spend most of his funds on wwe champions 😔
Always the victim. But, never the pig!
Just give me the moneys!
Always the victim, never the victor
Classic Phil, shows his true colors by belittling his chat then calms down and tries to explain his actions cos he knows it will affect his money.....never change phil😂😂😂
life must really hate little piggie
>"I dont have a victim complex!"
>*Blames everything mentioned in this clip on other people*
It feeds into itself as well. He gets gifted a bunch of subs at reduced cost, complains about it which encourages them to go harder.
Legit, if he just stopped losing his mind all the time and throwing temper tantrums, everyone would stop because there's no ammo anymore.
I do nothing but harass phil according to phil. We dont have lives, none of us work
@@floatinghamstickhe openly gloats about taunting trolls while simultaneously saying hes a victim. HES ACTIVELY TAUNTING PEOPLE
he was already offered a solution that he outright refused to try:
using a VPN
he's just using this as another opportunity to be a baby and whine about the consequences of being unlikeable and being held accountable for fucked up shit he said/did in the past
Remember, it took him a decade to do this. That's how stoked he was
Not to mention he plays the victim like "other streamers bigger than me can play without being harrassed, cause they dont have detractors 😭" no idiot, other streamers have VPN, simple as that, god this dude is a moron
not to mention he's not using the one useful perk of his overpriced business-style internet plan, which is ddos protection
I also wonder if his ISP offers a private IP solution or not...back in the day my ISP in Italy defaulted his customers to a private IP (with public IP as a premium service), it was like being behind a private network all the time (and it was a pain to play games via tcp/ip because I couldn't be the host, but that is another story XD)
Out of all lolcows he probably has the least amount of charisma.
If DSP tried to matrix dodge, he'd snap in half like a dusty old cinnamon stick.
You goddamn right😂
“Couldn’t dodge, this game is broken dood! *SNORT*”
If he tried to matrix dodge, half the inputs would drop. Nothing he could do
Im imaging this, and its hilarious
And go outside, so that ain't happening 😂😂
Got to love phil, he creates 90% of his detractors and then complains that he had them.
He will never realize no one likes him because he’s a habitual liar, especially about that charity part
I mean he's scammed people out of money as well. He's just a leech and a grifter
Lmao I fell outta my chair when he said he donated to charity. Maybe he considers funding scopely employees kids schooling as a form of charity. With as much money as he's spent with them, he's put a few kids through college lol.
There was a guy who found out about dsp because of his debt. He saw all his donations to charity which there was none with no room of it being false. Watch the oic interview for proof of that
Nah dude, he raised that $13.57 McDonalds order into $14.00 for charity.
maybe provoking people by talking down to them in a smug, nasally voice while calling them idiots and morahns everyday consistently for over a decade isn't a good idea
He has the most annoying voice I've ever heard.
The ironic thing is he has made fun of other people's voices on numerous occasions.
That high pitched smug laugh he does whenever he disagrees with someone is so annoying
Probably the most punchable person in internet history.
It really is so annoying,does he think he's a goddamn Batman villian or something?
He did zero research about Fightcade.
You forgot the most important part: he did zero research and it's everyone else's fault
I don't think he wanted to get embarrassed in fightcade and this was a perfect excuse. People offered solutions but he said he doesn't trust Google and needs to hear a solution from a person. Lol
Legitimately waited 10 years and then tried to claim that he's really excited for it.
@@charliecrackmon They didn't tell him for 10 years that his IP would be leaked dood!
He expected his audience to do his research for him.
His reason for not having sponsors changes depending on what looks best for him.
Before: He didn't take them cause it was "selling out"
Now: "I can't cause of trolls"
He changes this narrative several times each month, nothing new. Actually just yesterday he was still to happy and succesful to care about thw trolls 😂😂😂
He literally flip flops between the two in the same stream, often
Always an excuse for ol' 4th Place to not play Fightcade. It's almost like actions have consequences or something...
He's had a decade to prepare for it, still manages to screw it up. Who on earth would think to maybe research something before you do it?
Consequences have actions pimp.
@@youcanbemysweatshiiiirt9728 cracking an ice cold Pepsi for you, pimp!
Weird. A year ago he said he refuses sponsors because he isn’t a corporate shill. Now it’s because his trolls and detractors won’t let him?
it's always been back in forth with those 2 excuses, like a pendulum as DSP would say.
Yes. The phenomenon is called “Schrödinger’s Pignosis” - DSP is simultaneously both an oppressed victim and a successful business owner; until a situation (like this one) happens and he decides which one of the two best favors him.
Phil’s stories always change depending on what benefits him the most at the moment
Schrodinger's sponsors.
Phil has always been a hypocrite
This guy could never do any research on his own he just believes whatever people tell him then freaks out when they’re wrong
Thats funny because he said he doesn't trust the info on google lol. He needs to hear it from one of his dents.
Doing research is hard dood
Phil thinks he's neo but really, he ate every single bullet and is bleeding out while khet is downstairs crying
“If you hadn’t fucked up my ability to make an income…”
If Phil found a job at a McDonalds, I can guarantee that no detractor would bother him.
I find it funny that he’s only complaining about the IP thing because of him only “discovering it now before the day it happens” He has been that lazy he doesn’t do even the tiniest bit of research for anything
And that happened only because dents told him about it while he was setting it up
It's not like he hasn't doxxed his own IP address on stream multiple times or anything
God damn I have never seen a 42 year old acting so much like a 4 year old its crazy
Who looks like 65+ years old
Imagine Kat listening to her husband scream at internet trolls while she cooks dinner
Over multiple years, no less.
Kat seems to have her own vices, but I wouldn't wish having to baby this ungrateful pig 24/7 upon her or anyone.
Microwaves Hungry Man*
she doesnt cook, they both doordash all the time.
@@johnsmith-dx2ql then the laundry or the dishes we know he doesn’t do those
These meltdowns are increasing in frequency and I’m loving every delusional moment where DSP thinks he’s in the right and everyone else is wrong. Well done writers!
January it was like he was melting down weekly.
He May dodge a lot of bullets, but he’ll never dodge those 2 big bullet bills
Underated comment
He looks like he aged 5 to 10 years since this morning 😂
Seriously though, I swear he looked a bit younger just in a December. Is it a rapid aging?
It’s a combination of gin, no exercise, a lack of Vitamin-D and fresh air, and never bothering to improve how he looks.
The recent midlife crisis wardrobe change doesn’t help either.
His parasitic hermit lifestyle is finally catching up to him
His shitty gin and gambling fueled lifestyle + the IRS are likely coming for his ass.
It's so funny, but also so sad, that Phil seems to finally now understand that his 15 years of failure led to infinite consequences throughout the vast majority of his time spent as a content creator, and throughout a large chunk of his life.
DSP announcing that the trolls indeed control his life and are in his thoughts 24/7.
For someone who doesnt care about what the trolls say or do, he really seems to care enough to complain and talk shit about how doesnt care what the trolls say or do
Notice there’s like no snorts here 😂 it’s like he forgot
Victim Complex.
Hilarious that Phil accuses other people of breaking the law when he himself would be in jail for his tax frauds.
Whoa that patchy, white beard be going nuts.
Phil is stressed from playing Tekken 8 and SF6 lol
Midlife crisis going strong🐷
Phil: the trolls are the reason my life is f*#ked. They’re the reason I can’t do what I want. Also Phil: I don’t give a f*#k what the trolls say. You really can’t make this sh*# up😂
THE PRICING IS NOT INCORRECT OMFG. regional. pricing. How is this such a hard concept for him?
5:28 I thought it was because he doesn't want to be a shill. But then I remember he changes the reason for the lack of sponsors every day.
The pig’s excuses always change depending on what benefits him the most at the moment
Piggy is literally Keanu Reeves fr fr.
How is a company being told how much of a pos you are equal trolls harassing them ?
Wtf his white beard is out of control
He’s literally aged a decade older than he actually is. That Doordash n’ Gin lifestyle.
Yeah compare it to a year ago. Dude is aging like a leather mitt left out in the rain
I've never heard of someone having a victim complex and being a victim at the same time until I came across DSP. Comedy gold of 2024.
It feels like hes calling out his detractors way more recently. I would kill for a Lion's Den situation where he talks to them directly
He is. Between his wife not wanting to do anything with him on stream and the snort wars with Argentina, he’s gotta blame anyone else but him.
>acts like a scumbag
>WHY IS EVERYONE MEAN TO ME???
Buddy talks about ppl breaking laws, when he frauded the government lmao
Couldn't he be reported to the IRS? I'd love for every Hogan pull and leisure purchase to get embezzled and him sent to jail.
7:30 "Rep-uh-cussions"
Valedictorian, everyone.
He has never given to charity 😂
Just last week, the trolls had no power, mean less than nothing, don't hurt his business at all!
Tonight: He refused to use a VPN to play his gay little punchymans game and the trolls ruined his entire life because yes
Why play a game for free where men punch each other when you can spend thousands of dollars throughout the night playing another game where sweaty men jpegs wrestle instead??
If mental illness had a stream channel.
He should be charge for use a phrase "I was .... like Keanu Reeves" in any context
Imagine having all these scenarios going off in your head on a daily basis and having no way out.
He sounds like Cyraxx😂😂
Plenty of blaming detractors, plenty of lies, no accountability.
Stay classy Phil.
If the "dumbest people on the planet" stop him from making more money or living a normal life, what does that make him?
A morahn.
At this point...
He'll never realise that him reacting and feeding the detractors is all on him not them.
So today is again the day whenk the trolls completely run his life and force him into this situation. Tomorrow he'll be back to gloating how trolls can't touch him and he loves his life right now and he'll retire the day he pleases.
"i dont wahnt anyone's SYMPATHY" you want their money
Kats downstairs crying about her husbands fascination with people eating feces.
He constantly shit talks detractors then acts dumbfounded when they go outta their way to make sure he can't have fun online. 😂
Its frustrating when you are the one with the gun Phil.
I think I figured it out. He doesn’t want to do fight cade because nobody would donate to help him set it up via super chats. I had a feeling this was the case because of the disappearance of 1MM
"I don't have a victim complex!"
*proceeds to blame everyone under the sun for his circumstances*
"I don't get involved in drama!"
*never stays in his lane and verbally insults anyone behaving in a way he doesn't like*
"I'm not a coward!"
*lives in a literal gated community and doesn't confront anyone meaningfully*
"I don't care what X does!"
*proceeds to spend upwards of 30 minutes griping about them*
You can't script a complex like this.
1mm hasn’t even been gone for that long and he’s already losing his mind
Here is something he can do.
Get a proper 9-5 job, and just do a small 5 hour stream daily or every other day. If he must stream, instead of blaming everyone else, he can take control of his life for once.
How? He’s literally got a black hole in his resumé spanning several decades just e-begging to survive. Who’d hire the pig-king? 😅
DSP wouldn’t be able to get a 9-5 due to his long work gap since the last job he had was back in 2010 and the moment the employer does a background check, they would see all the videos and articles made about him and immediately deny his application
This man's entire life has been decimated by people clipping his content into smaller doses.
This is the same guy who cried in the bathroom while people bullied him at a competition. He really is the prime example of a keyboard warrior.
Phil dodged a couple of bullets, but ended up marrying a grenade
Says people who have sponsors are shills, proceeds to complain that he can't get sponsors cuz of teh tr0llz... He seriously doesn't realize how much of a hypocrite he is, it's amazing 😂
There are not thousands of people who break the law to hurt Phil or DDOS attack him, or who buy the memberships from Argentina. That is a blatant boldface lie. Again, he is putting the actions of a small group onto everybody.
"Im not a victim! Now here's all the ways I've been screwed by others!"
"If I could get sponsorships, I would have years ago, but I can't because of the trolls."
Huh..? I thought you are mister anti-sponsorship? Because everyone who accepts them is a paid shill, not being honest and just doing it for money? And THAT'S the reason you don't do it? Now it's the trolls? He can't keep a consistent narrative going to save his life.
The pig’s excuses always change depending on what benefits him the most at the moment….Classic Phil
You know how email scams traditionally have a bunch of typos and make little sense so only the most gullible and vulnerable people fall for them?
DSP is the livestream version of that.
Well, Phil, to quote a certain clown:
“You get what you fuckin’ deserve!”
For someone who constantly says how great his life is, he sure does seem to think we've ruined it anyway
Oh, so today it's a "I wanted sponsors but I couldn't get them" day rather than a "I never wanted to be a shill with product placements" one
Cool, it's the second episode of the spoon saga
NOT a drama streamer guys. fr,fr
And they reward him by giving him $240 in tips during this stream unbelievable
Yeah, his fans are by far the dumbest idiot that I have ever seen
And he rewarded Scopely afterwards I’m sure
"you ruined my life" but let me talk more crap about you and call you stupid that'll for sure make you stop. I've seen 5 year olds learn the lesson "F around and find out" faster than Phil
Oh boy I can't wait for the whole fightcade to be brought up everyday for months now, another thing he'll use as an excuse for his lazy ass to not only go check the whole IP thing before and find a work around it.
He could avoid any security issues with fightcade if he wasnt so lazy and google the results in less than 1 minute.
Pig Ventura, Tips Detective
Darksydephil: A Decade of Victim Complex
Man, that intro has grown on me. Feels like I'm about to start quoting it 😂
The reason why nothing changes is because he doesn't believe that he has the power to change his situation.
2:30 Oh so now it's ok to call detractors "mentally ill" but "dents" is too offensive? Which is it, Phil?
The real reason he's mad is that he can't make tips money whilst on fightcade due to his fear of exposure. Trolls aren't STOPPING him from using fightcade. He's just choosing to hermit himself again to protect his AOL acct and jasper family.
"I dont want people's sympathy; i want their money!"
His mental state is really deteriorating. The frequency at which he is addressing the trolls and how they are ruining him is near peak levels. His total isolation and amount of people who know of his antics are not helping. It just gsts worse everyday and I'm not sure how much longer his mind can handle it, honestly.
He went bankrupt, nothing to do with anybody but, his own choices. Don't create hate and you won't get hate. Even in this rant, telling people they're assholes, not his fault, did everything correct.😂
"Consequences have actions pimp" 7:20
ATP is a really really nice person. The main reason he never gets bothered with trolls. Phil is just an a****le.
The final boss in Manhunt was designed after Phil
Don't disrespect Piggsy like that
It's funny how he thinks that not participating in an event that "exposes his IP" will _do_ anything, he's basically using it an an excuse.
Every troll that have the skill, equipment and drive/patience to find his IP already _have_ his IP and can probably get it nearly at-will. There's people basically monitoring his WWE account (or at least there were) and his transactions. People that _truly_ hate him won't need a specific thing to get his info (I do believe there was a recording of his bankruptcy remote-hearing circulating at some point).
Phil has the mouth of a newborn.
So this is him actually admitting to begging...interesting
he doesn't understand what a vpn does and refuses to learn which is so infuriating.
"im not a coward"
cancels all his plans for something that hasnt even happened
so which is it?
Phil essentially - "I want to be a complete twat, I want be nasty and horrid, I want to take money from people and outright lie for money and then just get on with MY life with no issue".
The rant.
He clearly hasn’t done anything the past 16 years that would majorly piss someone off.
Remember that this is the guy that flags calling him a "beggar" in chat as racist.
Couldn't he just grab his own VPN for $5 a month and not have to worry about anyone "obtaining his IP address"?
the mush mouth during this schizo rant is wild
Chat: You can play fightcade with a trust group of friends
DSP: YOU SEE I CAN'T PLAY😅😅😅.
Dude shits on everyone then complains he can't do things. He says he is "successful" and "happy" but also says its the trolls fault he cant get sponsorships. He takes zero accountability for what he does. Pathetic
“But Phil, you said that you get sponsors offered often but turn them down because you’re not a shill”. Phil: Shut up dent!! Time to tip!!!
8:51 so your reasoning for why I shouldn't exist, is that you would be happier? nah, I choose not to "finger snap myself out of existence" to make you happier Phil, your happiness has not been earned to this date