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  • Bloons funny moments that you didn't ask for. Thanks so much for being part of the Worst Premade Ever community, you're AWESOME!
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Komentáře • 422

  • @jocosesonata
    @jocosesonata Před 2 lety +1381

    Alex's training regime:
    • 5 minutes of running
    • 20 minutes of *_BØŘĞÅŘ_*
    • Power-hour wank

  • @chickenman7011
    @chickenman7011 Před 2 lety +452

    i can only describe alex as an angry kink gollum and its up for him to decide whether that is a compliment

  • @sureindubitably3771
    @sureindubitably3771 Před 2 lety +235

    "I woke up and I chose Kink" needs to be a shirt imo..... Either that or "I didn't choose the kink life" but y'know.

  • @Flaming_Saturn
    @Flaming_Saturn Před 2 lety +110

    Quincy: “Are you KIDDING me? NOTHING gets past my bow! ……Except the divorce papers…”

    • @bozo460
      @bozo460 Před 2 lety +5

      The pink bloons must have stole them

  • @JDFisher0415
    @JDFisher0415 Před 2 lety +189

    3:46 Jake once said:"I woke up and I chose kink!". That is the best fricking line anywhere

    • @sureindubitably3771
      @sureindubitably3771 Před 2 lety

      A wise sage once said:
      "I woke up and I chose kink!"

    • @IcePho
      @IcePho Před 2 lety +2

      If I make a game, that needs to be a soundbyte for someone

    • @JDFisher0415
      @JDFisher0415 Před 2 lety +2

      @@IcePho I will unironicly play that

  • @arburo
    @arburo Před 2 lety +833

    oh, i like the new editing style. I can see the touch of a new editor with those whooshes, and whaaashes from one to another

    • @MortyHam
      @MortyHam Před 2 lety +24

      Plot twist, it's the same editor

    • @michaelconyers5403
      @michaelconyers5403 Před 2 lety +3

      I dont understand that sentice. But i fucking love it

    • @AtrakKarta
      @AtrakKarta Před 2 lety +13

      Wait for the sleep deprivation to kick in. Takes a couple of weeks.

    • @EriSenshur
      @EriSenshur Před 2 lety +1

      @@michaelconyers5403 F

    • @Bigboibutter
      @Bigboibutter Před 2 lety +1

      @@michaelconyers5403 F

  • @LunarCrest
    @LunarCrest Před 2 lety +150

    The way Gabby says asbestos is one of the best shit I've ever heard in this week.

    • @OctyabrAprelya
      @OctyabrAprelya Před 2 lety +9

      A S B E S T O S

    • @LunarCrest
      @LunarCrest Před 2 lety +2

      @@OctyabrAprelya Ah yes. The beauty.

    • @sureindubitably3771
      @sureindubitably3771 Před 2 lety +7

      @@OctyabrAprelya AS BWES TOS!!!

    • @901Rayman
      @901Rayman Před rokem

      Trying to figure out which archive episode was it

  • @zcubeDbz
    @zcubeDbz Před 2 lety +480

    Jake: "Directions unclear, d!ck stuck in spike trap"
    Bumble: "I guess I'd call it a spike trap"
    Unintentional jokes are great

  • @shoneboot3128
    @shoneboot3128 Před 2 lety +60

    5:32 Not gonna lie, Jake was really good at singing that out.

  • @suborbitalprocess
    @suborbitalprocess Před 2 lety +184

    A bunch of Brits mocking New Zealanders for how they say "Oh no" is the definition of the pot calling the kettle black

    • @thewielder3445
      @thewielder3445 Před 2 lety +10

      I think the Or Nawr is making fun of Australian's, not Kiwi's

    • @CRUSH40RULES
      @CRUSH40RULES Před rokem +5

      Yeah, I definitely say no like that sometimes, me being an Aussie.

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 Před rokem +3

      @@thewielder3445 nah its making fun of the Welsh i.e. Cath

    • @thewielder3445
      @thewielder3445 Před rokem +3

      @@dr.bright6272 Yeah, they're making fun of how Cath sounds when she says it, but in other videos they've joked that it makes her sound Australian when she says it like that

  • @killergarfield
    @killergarfield Před 2 lety +86

    Poor Alex :( having a cup of cold hot chocolate is the equivalent of going to the bathroom late at night just when you finally get that good comfortable spot to sleep on your bed

    • @Arrowatch
      @Arrowatch Před 2 lety +6

      The growing realization that, as you're getting under your blanket and moving just so, that you're definitely going to have to get up and pee. You don't have a choice, it's either now or after you've been asleep an hour, so you know you're going to get up and go. But your feet just warmed up and you just flipped the pillow to the cool side.

    • @gdvyxenn
      @gdvyxenn Před 2 lety +2

      That’s even worse

    • @OctyabrAprelya
      @OctyabrAprelya Před 2 lety +9

      Reminds me of the old saying:
      What's worse that finding a worm in an apple?
      Finding *half* a worm in an apple.

    • @theone8053
      @theone8053 Před 2 lety

      this is why you are adopted

  • @thebigtoad
    @thebigtoad Před rokem +28

    7:46 this reaction from gabby is priceless

  • @IcePho
    @IcePho Před 2 lety +35

    3:02 I love how the subtitles make it seem like the monkeys are having this convo.

  • @levysantos3542
    @levysantos3542 Před 2 lety +33

    "Because I've been disassociating from my life for the past 2 years"
    "How long have you been with jake?"

  • @KobeKeats
    @KobeKeats Před 2 lety +17

    2:32 jesus chirst that was perfect. How does he do such a good quincy impression?

  • @some_guy_8923
    @some_guy_8923 Před 2 lety +17

    I love how the text follows the monkeys as if that’s them like 1:58

  • @purpledevilr7463
    @purpledevilr7463 Před 2 lety +162

    Ellis should do the math and figure out how much it would cost to buy and feed a dog for its life.
    Then gabby can start a go fund me and we can get them a dog.
    Ellis has to do the math because no one else would remotely have the ability.

    • @oscarpines7927
      @oscarpines7927 Před 2 lety +6

      About £5209 for food alone for an average dog lifespan of ten years assuming two packs of food a day based on some prices I've just worked out.

    • @purpledevilr7463
      @purpledevilr7463 Před 2 lety +4

      @@oscarpines7927 if they adopt a dog from a shelter it’d remain roughly the same price, unless they want to buy an expensive one.
      We can achieve that number, now we just need WPE attention.

    • @oscarpines7927
      @oscarpines7927 Před 2 lety

      @@purpledevilr7463 yeah its a very achievable number, that's the only reason I shared the math, if it was something unreachable I'd not mention it at all 😁

    • @purpledevilr7463
      @purpledevilr7463 Před 2 lety +1

      @@oscarpines7927 wait a minute, how did you calculate the number? Because if say you used American food costs then it’d be different from where they are.
      That and we’ve also got to factor in grooming.
      Maybe gabby would also want more luxurious food, some like to put their dog on full raw food.

    • @oscarpines7927
      @oscarpines7927 Před 2 lety

      @@purpledevilr7463 British food cost when ordered online(so probably overpriced), 24 pack of food, two packs a day assumed standard diet, multiplied by a ten year life span assuming it isn't too old.

  • @jaigupta1130
    @jaigupta1130 Před 2 lety +6

    7:02 his star sign is "bottom"

  • @fiedlerheise
    @fiedlerheise Před 2 lety +16

    Love how Ellis is the statue at 3:09, nice details.

  • @sealover7134
    @sealover7134 Před 2 lety +335

    2:35 I actually have to agree with Ellis, that was a PERFECT mimic of Quincy. Not gonna lie, didn't think Alex had it in him. XD
    Edit: Wow, I got a LOT more likes than I was expecting. Thank you, everybody!

    • @danielkubicek1323
      @danielkubicek1323 Před 2 lety +11

      Considering what Ellis calls a Quincy, someone should tell Cath if Alex has a Quincy in him 😁

    • @privatizitat815
      @privatizitat815 Před 2 lety +8

      He is surprisingly good at impressions

  • @jams5700
    @jams5700 Před 2 lety +57

    Jake is a disassociation from society

    • @spk1121
      @spk1121 Před rokem

      So it would seem 😵

  • @umbralgaming3443
    @umbralgaming3443 Před 2 lety +4

    5:10 I was expecting something like the vacuum shredder but that sure is a surprise lol

  • @plsdont7848
    @plsdont7848 Před 2 lety +75

    i’d like to say that i’m fairly new here and i’ve had more of a laugh in one vid than a hole week.
    also you guys (and girls) have helped me so much with my depression so keep it up!

  • @grantor69
    @grantor69 Před 2 lety +8

    8:28 this would be my Favorite part🤣🤣🤣

  • @scarfy3780
    @scarfy3780 Před 2 lety +6

    5:34 has to be the BEST edit I have ever seen on this channel

  • @Terastas
    @Terastas Před rokem +4

    Two things I'd like to point out (that I don't believe anyone else did).
    #1: Gabby felt the need to specify that "a rubber" can have a second meaning, but let "throwing shit at me" go.
    #2: Gabby sang 'give me a dog' in the same video in which they established her zodiac as the "adventurous" one.
    Gabby: "Give me a dog."
    Jonk: "Sure, let me get a rubber on." (sound of Velcro).

  • @themarshmallowtitan291
    @themarshmallowtitan291 Před 2 lety +13

    This is the funniest Bloons content on the platform so I hope we get more of it in the future.

  • @miguelmialichi6367
    @miguelmialichi6367 Před rokem +3

    7:27
    AS
    BES
    TOS

  • @generictimestamperstupendi9021

    4:00 totatlly wholesome 4:30 list - oh it changed 5:06 spike facrory for girl/// 7:12 "his star sign is Reciever

  • @NeoDragonoir
    @NeoDragonoir Před 2 lety +11

    4:35 Im slightly disappointed that ellis didnt respond with either unstable concotion, the biggest one or avatar of wrath XD
    (Ofc the responses were prob just hero names but it's still funny regardless)

    • @charadreemerr4195
      @charadreemerr4195 Před 2 lety +2

      Nah. I would've expected one of them to say something like Deadly Precision, Cleansing Foam, or even Super Mines.

    • @NeoDragonoir
      @NeoDragonoir Před 2 lety

      @@charadreemerr4195 Honestly those prob even better names XD

    • @1nfinitune533
      @1nfinitune533 Před rokem

      I think they meant like specifically the monkeys themselves, not upgrades. I think mine would be Dartling Gunner. Or maybe Glue Gunner

  • @masteroofway1483
    @masteroofway1483 Před 2 lety +13

    earliest ive ever been, under 1 min

    • @JB-hc9ld
      @JB-hc9ld Před 2 lety +1

      Noice but can you bless us with a quote tho?

    • @bionicdragon5
      @bionicdragon5 Před 2 lety +2

      You should probably see a doctor about that.

    • @EndergamerEndergamer
      @EndergamerEndergamer Před 2 lety

      I’ve been looking for who asked the last hour

  • @agentorange8761
    @agentorange8761 Před 2 lety +4

    7:41 Sandpaper?

  • @monroerobbins7551
    @monroerobbins7551 Před 10 měsíci +1

    1:45 I was about to ask what “yums yums” meant, but thank you for the elaboration

  • @Necrodermis
    @Necrodermis Před 2 lety +4

    And here I thought Alex's gym regime would be totalitarian

  • @Sovreign071
    @Sovreign071 Před 2 lety +5

    [Reads Title]
    -
    [Watches Video]
    -
    "You lied to me."

    • @claudetheclaudeqc6600
      @claudetheclaudeqc6600 Před 2 lety +1

      Yep, here some fake news
      Oh wait, there's trump's inpressions, so perfect that i said fake news.

  • @filipmalicek4638
    @filipmalicek4638 Před 2 lety +33

    quite a lot of content lately, is your new editor hard at work already? if so he's doing great job

  • @sansalphawolf3293
    @sansalphawolf3293 Před 2 lety +2

    I love how Jake enables the relationship between Alex and Gaby

  • @odegadynamite1412
    @odegadynamite1412 Před rokem +1

    Gabby shouting Asbestos the way she did fucking kills me. Like holy hell.
    Damn near pissed myself listening to it a few times.

  • @timp4661
    @timp4661 Před 2 lety +2

    the linen condom bit made me laugh harder than when i found this channel, and coincidentaly, my sense of humor died more times than kenny mcormick

  • @StridingLuna
    @StridingLuna Před 2 lety +3

    Best way to start the morning, a WPE video!😄😄😄

  • @rachels.9984
    @rachels.9984 Před 2 lety +8

    “Today I woke up and chose KINK”
    Don’t we all?! 🤣

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 Před rokem +2

    Here's something specifically for Gabby. In Fallout New Vegas there's a mod called Bees For Sale where you can purchase bees. You can buy up to 2 million bees at a time. Enjoy

  • @jordanashe7656
    @jordanashe7656 Před 2 lety +3

    Can I just point out how beautiful Jonks singing was

  • @sushifox2058
    @sushifox2058 Před 2 lety +8

    I’m happy that chesty made an appearance, wonder what Gabby will name her new dog?

  • @hipskydiver7394
    @hipskydiver7394 Před 2 lety

    I’ve watched this channel for almost if not 3 years now and I’m still obsessed.

  • @thelawpayton6927
    @thelawpayton6927 Před 2 lety +3

    "Gabbys maths school"
    Next donation reward

  • @doctorhoodini4823
    @doctorhoodini4823 Před 2 lety +3

    I really love this channel alot it never fail to make me laugh or just question what the heck is going on in their heads I literally watch almost all their video keep up this amazing work :) love you guys

  • @matthewcrime3769
    @matthewcrime3769 Před 2 lety +1

    Yet another great video.
    Merry christmas and a happy new year!!

  • @melissabrooks1392
    @melissabrooks1392 Před 2 lety +1

    I want to hear Jake sing Ka Ka Kachi Daze.

  • @awesomespurr3606
    @awesomespurr3606 Před rokem +1

    Fun fact: If you kill somebody, bury the body vertically, as satellites are always on the lookout for suspicious 6 ft long holes

  • @azuredragonofnether5433
    @azuredragonofnether5433 Před 11 měsíci

    7:46
    Jonk: "Asbestos."
    Gabby: "AS-BES-TOS?!!!"

  • @acreen9268
    @acreen9268 Před 2 lety +2

    I love the editing! Very nice 👌

  • @red.laser.
    @red.laser. Před 2 lety +1

    YES A NEW BLOONS VIDEO, I LOVE THESE

  • @JamesIsVoid
    @JamesIsVoid Před 2 lety +4

    I love your videos and your streams guys! Keep up the good work you always manage to make me laugh no matter what 😊!

  • @LegoLordPro
    @LegoLordPro Před 2 lety +1

    I like the little moment where Alex went full roadman.

  • @Jack-hp9yw
    @Jack-hp9yw Před 2 lety +1

    Just the wholesome video I wanted perfect for the whole family

  • @trocoplaytv1254
    @trocoplaytv1254 Před 7 měsíci

    Found this channel judt a bit ago from the civ vids. Couldnt be happier that i did! :)

  • @breadman3841
    @breadman3841 Před 2 lety +2

    oh ma gawd this video was so _AWESOME_

  • @grimmers7015
    @grimmers7015 Před 2 lety +1

    This edits just keeps getting better

  • @sheeshore
    @sheeshore Před 2 lety +3

    The rare uncensored shit!
    4:00

  • @FenekkuKitsune
    @FenekkuKitsune Před 2 lety

    The way Gabby said Asbestos OMG! XD

  • @VortexKamizakoyo
    @VortexKamizakoyo Před 2 lety +2

    This is super funny 🤣🤣

  • @MrDanny4550
    @MrDanny4550 Před 2 lety +2

    Alex should do more impressions, he's got Quincy down pretty good

  • @hasanuysal3
    @hasanuysal3 Před 2 lety +2

    That is what i call ''family friendly''.

  • @TheFlaccidBananas
    @TheFlaccidBananas Před 2 lety +3

    Legend says, gobby is still trying to pronounce numbers to this day....

  • @Jorge-longhaired
    @Jorge-longhaired Před 2 lety

    So I just wanted to say that I have been watching your vids for a long time so thanks for keeping me laughing.

  • @asherreaper9484
    @asherreaper9484 Před 2 lety +1

    I love all y'alls humor! Lol. I suggest trying to get Small bloons/Small Towers if u do another one. That will be funny to watch.

  • @stopsign2561
    @stopsign2561 Před 2 lety

    damn, one of the only channels that make me smile fr

  • @ExoAether
    @ExoAether Před rokem

    Cath: "Gorgeous"
    Subtitles: "Go on Chesty"

  • @Mysterious_Bionicle_Commenter
    @Mysterious_Bionicle_Commenter Před 6 měsíci +1

    0:38 So no one’s going to mention Cath’s perfect Australian accent?

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 Před 2 lety +3

    7:48 the fleece ones double as finger warmers

  • @redneckhybrid2964
    @redneckhybrid2964 Před 2 lety

    Asbestos condoms...
    I nearly DIED!!!!!!

  • @cyberredpandas1903
    @cyberredpandas1903 Před 2 lety

    I started Choking on my laughter and my cats were both staring at me, very confused.

  • @brad1039
    @brad1039 Před 2 lety +1

    3:13 I genuinely thought Jake said "Haven't heard that before"

  • @countryjohn4137
    @countryjohn4137 Před měsícem

    7:41 i can think of one, the steel wool you scrub pots and pans with

  • @blackcrasanblade
    @blackcrasanblade Před 2 lety

    ill like that camp guide sounds fun getting rid of murdered body

  • @GalaxyJammed
    @GalaxyJammed Před 2 lety +1

    Gabby's banking is getting stronger

  • @sweetinsanity7071
    @sweetinsanity7071 Před 2 lety +1

    As a Sagittarius... I can say.... your description of us Sagittarians is correct 😂

  • @MeIsNoob48
    @MeIsNoob48 Před 2 lety +2

    Awesome!

  • @benjaminmikolasek6056
    @benjaminmikolasek6056 Před 2 lety

    Im dying of laughter xD

  • @puppup7949
    @puppup7949 Před 2 lety

    I like the new editing where the screen moves, the new editor is definitely going to make this brilliant channel more brilliant

  • @Zack1337Attack
    @Zack1337Attack Před 2 lety

    You are all my favorite, I can have a shite day and still smile watching you all play ^_^

  • @Ratheartz
    @Ratheartz Před 2 lety +1

    Perfection

  • @gunnersmit
    @gunnersmit Před 2 lety +2

    Damn you guys made me laugh so hard i woke up the baby

  • @lukerowbotham7570
    @lukerowbotham7570 Před 2 lety

    I’m so offended, I’m a Leo…
    And now I know that Ellis is one too, fml 🤦🏼‍♂️😂

  • @ddcreativeideas6115
    @ddcreativeideas6115 Před rokem

    5:11 spike factory = kidney stones

  • @ghostriposte2977
    @ghostriposte2977 Před rokem

    I love how out of everything in this video, the part that caught me off guard was chat talking about punching dogs?????

  • @drsladic101
    @drsladic101 Před 2 lety

    Velcro condoms sound like a pretty fun time XD

  • @nauro5876
    @nauro5876 Před 2 lety +1

    we love banks

  • @gabhaowlet4039
    @gabhaowlet4039 Před 2 lety

    first video of Bloons i seen... i Need this game.

  • @Window_ig
    @Window_ig Před rokem +1

    Gabby is the embodiment of player 3

  • @stephenmcmichael717
    @stephenmcmichael717 Před 2 lety

    Wishing you guys and gals a merry Christmas and a happy new year

  • @frostbitefox9632
    @frostbitefox9632 Před 2 lety

    Im that tired i thought this video's thumbnail was a lore video on quincy XD

  • @themortician3186
    @themortician3186 Před 2 lety

    "He is totally you're camp guide"? Jake...

  • @bubblebass3002
    @bubblebass3002 Před 2 lety

    I love this game

  • @cooldude3856
    @cooldude3856 Před 2 lety

    agreed, quincy is awesome. because nothing gets past his bow!

  • @garrettschienschang4399

    Safe word banana so the next morning you can make the knock knock joke "orange you glad you didn't say banana".

  • @MythOfIcarus
    @MythOfIcarus Před 2 lety

    The trump impression 😂😂😂
    I just turned into Gabby laughing so hard

  • @MrCatstache151
    @MrCatstache151 Před rokem +1

    I want to see them try and do a boss bloon. See how they react and if they can figure it out

  • @theorghal
    @theorghal Před 2 lety

    *ghost pepper rubbers*
    Just dropping it there