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  • The best posts from the top of r/Cursedcomments on Reddit. Don't forget to check out the community subreddit / ezpz
    Narrator: / zachxfuller
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Komentáře • 255

  • @guillemcalvetdocampo729
    @guillemcalvetdocampo729 Před 3 lety +179

    Best section + Best narrator = Best 8 minutes of my day

  • @fangabxyfangabxy8563
    @fangabxyfangabxy8563 Před 3 lety +127

    0:28 in Japan there’s this food called “Oyakodon”, or “parent and child donburi” with this logic.

    • @borealernadelwald
      @borealernadelwald Před 3 lety +3

      Hah, I just paused the video to comment the exact thing!

    • @storkfejot9845
      @storkfejot9845 Před 3 lety +1

      @@borealernadelwald 12 hours ago

    • @MattGallagherComposer
      @MattGallagherComposer Před 2 lety +1

      Fun fact, oyakodon is also slang for doing a mom and her daughter at the same time!

    • @ThatDanFox
      @ThatDanFox Před 6 měsíci +1

      ​@@MattGallagherComposerwhy does japan have that word

  • @mindlessgonzo
    @mindlessgonzo Před 3 lety +146

    1:44 That can actually happen: Aerosucre Flight 157 and Air Midwest Flight 5481 both were too heavy, which made them crash. But it has to be a major weight, not a few pounds.

    • @mythiasmathew9203
      @mythiasmathew9203 Před 3 lety +4

      And thats why TSA thinks my keychain is actually a bomb

  • @a_happy_potato__8000
    @a_happy_potato__8000 Před 3 lety +75

    To everyone who worked on the video and anyone seeing this, I hope you have a lovely day/night :D

    • @sanejthekkekkara6037
      @sanejthekkekkara6037 Před 3 lety +2

      Thanks, You motivated my psychopathy,i should kill more people!

    • @KamKakes
      @KamKakes Před 3 lety +1

      Thanks, you motivated my toxicity, now i'm gonna say swear words and say ur bad to whoever wins againts me instead of keeping it in my mind

    • @storkfejot9845
      @storkfejot9845 Před 3 lety +2

      Thanks you motivated me to beat more orphan

    • @Themanwhosoldtheworld1972
      @Themanwhosoldtheworld1972 Před 3 lety

      Thanks you motivated me to cough on more people 😃

    • @paulchi195
      @paulchi195 Před 3 lety +2

      @@eissist6604 and the person who made this comment just wants likes. There's 2 way to easily get likes, say smth clever, or just act super nice and wish everyone a good day

  • @hasanjodat8206
    @hasanjodat8206 Před 3 lety +44

    4:09
    Someone please tell me what that is. I used to have those as a kid and they entertained me for hours.

    • @Nathan_Woods
      @Nathan_Woods Před 3 lety +12

      I think those are Hexbugs.

    • @snail.doodle9389
      @snail.doodle9389 Před 3 lety +3

      My bro had them I still remember us annoying our mom with them XD

    • @Wither5000
      @Wither5000 Před 2 lety +1

      @@snail.doodle9389...

    • @snail.doodle9389
      @snail.doodle9389 Před 2 lety

      @@Wither5000 did I say something wrong? Sry if there are any mistakes I can't see right now, but I have an excuse english isn't my first language :/ still thought I was good at it tho so if u would tell me what I wrote wrong I would be grateful

    • @Wither5000
      @Wither5000 Před 2 lety +1

      @@snail.doodle9389 No, Your English is good. But, what are those toys?

  • @thegoldenstick
    @thegoldenstick Před 3 lety +13

    3:16 I Almost Died Laughing, not because it was funny but I had food stuck in my throat. Lol

  • @lopaxfn3834
    @lopaxfn3834 Před 3 lety +10

    4:51 that takes who's your daddy to a hole new level

  • @deadlydingus1138
    @deadlydingus1138 Před 3 lety +5

    2:40 As a tboi fan, this pleases me.

  • @cr1ms0n.l0tu5
    @cr1ms0n.l0tu5 Před 3 lety +67

    Omg-
    I haven’t been on this channel in a while and I think that I should come back because you guys find some funny things on Reddit-

    • @EzPzReads
      @EzPzReads  Před 3 lety +5

      Stay, never leave.

    • @cr1ms0n.l0tu5
      @cr1ms0n.l0tu5 Před 3 lety +2

      @@EzPzReads okay 😊😂

    • @znyxdrØme
      @znyxdrØme Před 3 lety

      @@EzPzReads yi

    • @znyxdrØme
      @znyxdrØme Před 3 lety +1

      @@cr1ms0n.l0tu5 if my name was like yours, it would be: AlLfLmUsIc

    • @cr1ms0n.l0tu5
      @cr1ms0n.l0tu5 Před 3 lety

      @@znyxdrØme Cool! If mine was like yours it would be Walter. 😊

  • @jasonk205
    @jasonk205 Před 3 lety +5

    Op: Luke, I am your father
    Zack: it's "No, I am your father"
    Ah yes, the Mandela effect

  • @genericegg7135
    @genericegg7135 Před 3 lety +3

    4:47
    "Is that... legal"
    "I will make it legal"

  • @KuraKapa
    @KuraKapa Před 3 lety +2

    I tried the "come in" trick.
    he opened the door and stared at me until I was done, I regret everything

  • @mulinda3777
    @mulinda3777 Před 3 lety +3

    Great subreddit and best narrator.

  • @wyattphelps5559
    @wyattphelps5559 Před 3 lety +8

    At 6:45 what is that show I have the urge to watch it

  • @hoodieman25k
    @hoodieman25k Před 3 lety +4

    Oh hey it’s Keebe the Kirby plush

  • @kaedensanger3458
    @kaedensanger3458 Před 3 lety

    When MeIRL and cursed comments combine it makes me truly happy

  • @TrapConnoisseur.
    @TrapConnoisseur. Před 3 lety +7

    5:36 wait is that eromanga sensei? Dude fbi bouta bust that plane mid flight

    • @KellyBeeSan
      @KellyBeeSan Před 2 měsíci

      Lol imagine if that actually happened 😂

  • @sm0lz
    @sm0lz Před 3 lety

    Congrats EzPz on 500k!!!

  • @WhimsicalLittledawg
    @WhimsicalLittledawg Před 3 lety +4

    I'M SUBSCRIBED TO THE PERSON IN THE THUMBNAIL
    Wait, technically I am subscribed to both of the channels in the thumbnail. Where am I going with this? It's confusing me.

  • @ArcticArca
    @ArcticArca Před 3 lety +3

    3:24 this was so unexpected that i choked on the water i was drinking

  • @boxthememeguy
    @boxthememeguy Před 3 lety +1

    been several years and I'm still not convinced that Zach and Damien aren't the same person

  • @tj8132
    @tj8132 Před 2 lety +2

    7:00
    Alastor be like:

  • @NASCARChat
    @NASCARChat Před 6 měsíci

    4:47 “Aren’t you a little short to be a stormtrooper?”

  • @ayberkalaca5602
    @ayberkalaca5602 Před 3 lety +91

    Cursed comments always best comments bc they always describe me

    • @jelo7973
      @jelo7973 Před 3 lety

      Erstmal Monteprofilbild

    • @ayberkalaca5602
      @ayberkalaca5602 Před 3 lety

      @@jelo7973 gönnXD

    • @sherimarshall8036
      @sherimarshall8036 Před 3 lety

      @@ayberkalaca5602 the after the decreased weight of a circuit brakers the problem with a certain amount is the amount that you are doing ok the 👌is a good idea to

    • @skele_boii8612
      @skele_boii8612 Před 3 lety

      If you want to describe me just type :(

    • @dizzyandfrizzy200
      @dizzyandfrizzy200 Před 3 lety +2

      Nice house? What exact shade of blue is it?

  • @TheHotBlade
    @TheHotBlade Před 3 lety +4

    So you're telling me that the thumbnail of the last r/cursedcomments review was a snapshot of the second post of this one?

  • @sleepypixel420
    @sleepypixel420 Před 3 lety

    1:31 “so who murders them?”
    The pissed off goat who gets annoyed by them

  • @ironkeepgaming1936
    @ironkeepgaming1936 Před 3 lety +2

    Hexbugs!?!? I missed those toys.

  • @TheToxicPlayuh
    @TheToxicPlayuh Před 3 lety +1

    At 3:49 my dad is the same, he told me about a story where he had oats in is hand and he said the horse bit him and hes in his 50s he will never go near a horse.

  • @blueblossom7032
    @blueblossom7032 Před 3 lety +1

    5:26 HOLY SHIT STEVE IS THAT YOU

  • @Zucarino
    @Zucarino Před 3 lety +2

    5:42 Spanish of vanish

  • @jdouglas143143
    @jdouglas143143 Před 3 lety

    Ah yes this is where I get my daily cursedness.

  • @gunsandroses896
    @gunsandroses896 Před 3 lety +2

    2:40. Now imagine this with blood.

  • @n.e.k.o.6443
    @n.e.k.o.6443 Před 3 lety

    Finally, another episode of r/cursedcomments

  • @cookietree2994
    @cookietree2994 Před 3 lety +3

    4:07 *NOSTALGIA!!!!!!11111 2021 IS BRINGING BACK SO MANY F*CKING MEMORRIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEIEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!*

    • @asteraceae7123
      @asteraceae7123 Před 3 lety +1

      according to our names
      we are both from the 2000s

    • @cookietree2994
      @cookietree2994 Před 3 lety +1

      @@asteraceae7123 who... How did you....
      Youre actually correct...

    • @asteraceae7123
      @asteraceae7123 Před 3 lety

      @@cookietree2994 our names suck

    • @cookietree2994
      @cookietree2994 Před 3 lety

      @@asteraceae7123 not my fault pepsiman and sonic are cool.

    • @cookietree2994
      @cookietree2994 Před 3 lety

      @@asteraceae7123 also unknown does sound like a sucky name.

  • @peppermint4717
    @peppermint4717 Před 3 lety

    it's course and rough and I hate the way it feels between my toes.

  • @endlessscp4611
    @endlessscp4611 Před 3 lety

    3:16 Dude I can't stop laughing XD

  • @Thebigem
    @Thebigem Před 3 lety

    6:08 Perfect Voice Acting

  • @IronPikachu724
    @IronPikachu724 Před 3 lety

    0:07 - true, decomposers decompose the bodies for nutrients (which goes in the soil too)

  • @myworld4818
    @myworld4818 Před 2 lety

    the bathroom door knock reactions had me shitting myself so hrd

  • @notxander6838
    @notxander6838 Před 3 lety

    6:22 my dad when he sneezes:

  • @youraunt
    @youraunt Před 3 lety

    my favorite spongebob episode is when spongebob begs squidward to blow him inside one of his dreams

  • @KlaxontheImpailr
    @KlaxontheImpailr Před 3 lety +1

    2:12 I get the joke but they actually fill them from the other end and seal it shut.

  • @unfilteredfun5372
    @unfilteredfun5372 Před 3 lety +1

    Why the fuck did I laugh at the start of the fucking video?.?.?. Shoot me I think I’m turning into Stallon

  • @l.mikallieanderson7127

    The shaved head one.
    Zeus looks like a hotdog that’s cooked
    Candace looks like a hotdog that’s not cooked

  • @joshuahunt3032
    @joshuahunt3032 Před 4 měsíci

    2:06 If this isn’t a joke, I seriously question the decision of this guy’s family to eat a specific bird that died of birb polio.

  • @chillycatmanoriginal1379
    @chillycatmanoriginal1379 Před 3 lety +1

    2:14 I am imagining it but what disturbs me even more is that he is pooping it out onto what will go into my mouth, now that is disturbing...

  • @x1alt_f41x
    @x1alt_f41x Před 3 lety

    3:07
    This is the #2 joke to NOT make with the situation right now 😭😭

  • @redwolfmaddox3986
    @redwolfmaddox3986 Před 3 lety

    Not the open mouth urn 🤣🤣🤣😂😭

  • @ihavenoideawhatimdoingwith4240

    7:00 Reminds me of a time I went out to eat with my family.
    My aunt and I were joking around and she said (about me) "She holds the cookies under the milk until the bubbles stop."
    *Imagine that but the muffled screaming and bubbles stop. HeheHEHEHE!*

  • @guerillagorilla4423
    @guerillagorilla4423 Před 3 lety

    3:23 "Turd out!"

  • @Weatherbg11
    @Weatherbg11 Před 3 lety +1

    4:08 i had one of those! (The black one) but the batteries died and we couldn't find more. ☹️

  • @aromanticfranziskavonkarma

    5:08
    "hammond gets shot and killed" **blinks in ace attorney fan**

  • @not_an_arg_
    @not_an_arg_ Před 3 lety

    well, we're all dying
    you start dying when you're born

  • @funnyscares595
    @funnyscares595 Před 3 lety +1

    2:39 The Binding of Isaac IRL

  • @seemlyninjaman2783
    @seemlyninjaman2783 Před 3 lety

    4:42 thats because he isnt waiting on the side of the road

  • @Luca-kh8zf
    @Luca-kh8zf Před 3 lety +1

    Ah yes finally cursedcomments

  • @lavenderfields.
    @lavenderfields. Před 3 lety

    2:52
    There goes all the kids' existence. Bye Timmy, you haven't been (BLEEPED) yet

  • @Thegr8wario
    @Thegr8wario Před 3 lety +1

    0:38 funny

  • @gloriaandrade6228
    @gloriaandrade6228 Před 3 lety

    6:48 The only thing they fear is you.

  • @PissyPooPoo
    @PissyPooPoo Před 3 lety

    "my name is Zack and I'm on Attack"

  • @Niblet_Productions
    @Niblet_Productions Před 3 lety

    1:25 we did this in my school and it was *FUN*
    I whould also keep a note book with me to write things I saw
    And I whould stay with my BFF’s cause I can trust them
    *yeah I got betrayed like 5 times*

  • @SonicKirbo
    @SonicKirbo Před 3 lety

    AYYY MY BOI KEEBE WAS IN THE THUMBNAIL

  • @walterkovacs5724
    @walterkovacs5724 Před 3 lety

    4:55 hold on, this whole operation was your idea!

  • @JAM_YT_FURRY
    @JAM_YT_FURRY Před 3 lety

    Toothpaste is actually put in the other side.

  • @haymyellow1880
    @haymyellow1880 Před 3 lety +1

    "throw a turd at them"
    pico 2

  • @Nathan_Woods
    @Nathan_Woods Před 3 lety +2

    4:07: What's that coming over the hill?

  • @oneconfusedboi
    @oneconfusedboi Před 3 lety

    4:46 They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too.

  • @FrankieMations
    @FrankieMations Před 3 lety

    For the thumbnail I’m thinking how it’s in there is because he was born with it

  • @mohamedelsheikh4378
    @mohamedelsheikh4378 Před 2 lety

    3:10 OK CWC

  • @assumedleaderofthenewworld8918

    3:23 once I just finished in a single toilet bathroom and someone knocked so I opened the door and stretched my arm out to welcome them

  • @uselessuseless3635
    @uselessuseless3635 Před 7 měsíci

    Dude I put one of them nose strips on too high up and if I take it off my eyelids will likely come with it what do I do someone help /gen

  • @radaradaaa1
    @radaradaaa1 Před 3 lety

    0:53 is that Rick Scott?

  • @cantheman2685
    @cantheman2685 Před 3 lety +1

    I died 3:20

  • @twomoonsonablurrynight4471

    3:13 *yes, shit louder*

  • @insertname2insertsurname216

    4:58 hoi 4 moment

  • @CheePufStudios
    @CheePufStudios Před 3 lety +2

    It is true, dead creature do give lots of nutrient to the soil.

    • @exi8464
      @exi8464 Před 3 lety +3

      *T h e s o i l .*

    • @alexandreebrahemian4122
      @alexandreebrahemian4122 Před 3 lety +3

      Wait so the garden of my uncle is very green and before he was accused of 5 murder hmm i must have hide them at the scrapyard

    • @CheePufStudios
      @CheePufStudios Před 3 lety +1

      @@alexandreebrahemian4122 wut

    • @exi8464
      @exi8464 Před 3 lety +1

      @@alexandreebrahemian4122 A cursed comment on a video about cursed comments

  • @iconofthicc6086
    @iconofthicc6086 Před 3 lety

    2:40 *Binding of Isaac*

  • @netherfoot111
    @netherfoot111 Před 3 lety +1

    "zack" sounds like "robin"

  • @RAHHHHHERBIC6959
    @RAHHHHHERBIC6959 Před 3 lety

    EzPz is like the brother of Emkay.

  • @farag.
    @farag. Před 3 lety +1

    ah yes the saberdoodilage is canny mmmmm potet baka creedk

  • @nope4879
    @nope4879 Před 3 lety

    Finding my comment in this video got me

  • @God-jd9kz
    @God-jd9kz Před 3 lety +4

    What is the anime at 6:30

  • @Pangrease
    @Pangrease Před 9 měsíci

    I may have been part of the among us one I do remember that at a summer camp where I live.

  • @SFTellez
    @SFTellez Před 3 lety

    0:20 So did the crocodile choke on his toy?

  • @gunnerjackimowicz8585
    @gunnerjackimowicz8585 Před 3 lety

    I wish that food would scream while you eat it

  • @thatlegoguy2010
    @thatlegoguy2010 Před 3 lety

    That’s stupid, if someone tries to come into the bathroom when ur in there, just shit in Morse code “leave at once puny mortal”

  • @KaraMagpie
    @KaraMagpie Před 3 lety

    r/cursedcomments is my lifeblood

  • @UnethicalPerson
    @UnethicalPerson Před 3 lety

    Where’s my veteran discount

  • @greatdog9540
    @greatdog9540 Před 3 lety +1

    Fun fact of the day it was actually supposed to be Luke I am not your father but Darth Vader messed up

  • @Justawaffle12
    @Justawaffle12 Před 3 lety

    4:08 yo jokes aside those things were fun as hell when I was little

  • @Zyron_Guy01
    @Zyron_Guy01 Před 3 lety +2

    2:11
    So the paste we used to brush our teeth is actually his..?

  • @eloy7927
    @eloy7927 Před 3 lety

    ITS fricking 30° in Asia here

    • @eloy7927
      @eloy7927 Před 3 lety

      And my profile picture is what ITS like in here in 5am

  • @Saint-Sadistic666
    @Saint-Sadistic666 Před 3 lety

    Ambulance! ambulance! But not for me
    Oh actually for me cause I'm dieing (watching this)

  • @brandongovreau9218
    @brandongovreau9218 Před 3 lety +2

    There is but one thing that one character is why there can't be a it's always Sunny in Philadelphia friends crossover Danny DeVito he was in both shows he was only in one episode of Friends as a stripper kind of Wonder though if it was Frank Reynolds the crazy old man from it's always Sunny in Philadelphia

  • @Dr._Heinz_Doofenshmirtz
    @Dr._Heinz_Doofenshmirtz Před 3 lety +1

    anyone else ever not have any ideas for a comment that they comment a stupid question that they know the awnser for already

  • @baconnator179
    @baconnator179 Před 3 lety +1

    6:39 what anime is it?

    • @TLF26
      @TLF26 Před 3 lety

      Same question

  • @sosigakaweinerman869
    @sosigakaweinerman869 Před 3 lety

    Fine I will bring mine then

  • @joonasmitt
    @joonasmitt Před 3 lety

    1:30
    Me!

  • @kirakelvinart2169
    @kirakelvinart2169 Před 3 lety

    In Japanese there is a food named Oyakodon cuz its main ingredients are Eggs and Chicken. (And its also a p*rn category if you have 3some with a mother and her child. Yep this is real google them yourself.)

  • @tunafish1289
    @tunafish1289 Před 3 lety

    Wtf, I know where that cemetery/playground photo is, I live like 30 seconds away