HFY Reddit Story: Humans are Cosmic Horrors (Part 1)

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[@Blackout5871]

Aliens: We threw an asteroid at it. Everything is absolutely dead.
Mammals: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? (plays John Cena theme)

[@boogrs55]

Extinction event:
Mammals: 👍
Another extinction event:
Mammals: 👍
Yet another extinction event:
Mammals: 👍

[@mikeloeven]

Laughs maniacally in Darwinism

[@pauldwalker]

part 1? there’s more? oh happy day.

[@RonaldMyers-oz3pk]

I had to go back and get the first chapter now on to the next chapter tyvm

[@slymen2119]

Hasn't this story already been done?

[@scifistories1977]

No, the story you're thinking of has a similar name, though - "Human horrors." But this is a different story. I did wait a while before before posting it as I thought some people might wonder exactly this.

[@slymen2119]

@scifistories1977 yeah OK, I have heard this story but I kinda figured it was a different channel. That or you were losing your touch... never know

[@butterg9535]

First I've seen it, but I watch only this channel (I like the narration, and I avoid repetition).

[@mowgli2071]

​@@scifistories1977
Someone should do an hfy story where aliens try to literally steal Jupiter, Saturn, and maybe Neptune.
(If you try a story entitled "Aliens want to steal Uranus" it will quickly devolve into an episode of The Onion)
And by steal I mean "abscond with": suck the whole of each planet through a wormhole, to parts unknown, for easy dissection and marketing

[@RustyEcks]

Loving it!

[@rachaelcourtnell7275]

Excellent use of known historic hypothesis.

[@warhawkbm]

We are Humans, and we are coming. HeHehehe, pray you dont taste as good as our Pizza's

[@AlekeVideos]

GA14=GAIA

[@Tessa_Kamoda]

I LIKE!!

[@user-jh9zh9du7w]

Nice

[@togotfury]

aliens: our god made a paradise for us because he loves us.
humans: our god hates us and tried to kill us in countless ways. he failed

[@tricot6468]

This is if God made other aliens that didn’t make sin, and humans are there like the screw up child

[@tttpppbbbaaa]

Using Aliens to create earth interesting

[@RamonInNZ]

Not create but escalate the steps to sapience on a deathworld, pretty stupid if you ask me, should have it alone!

[@user-nu7vq6ei5q]

10th to comment.

[@KenjiYama68]

It is getting repetitive !!!

[@user-nu7vq6ei5q]

This story is a different one.

[@angelojuliano3545]

First

[@ZeSgtSchultz]

First to comment on the first comment