HFY Reddit Story: Humans are Cosmic Horrors (Part 2)

Special thanks to the author u/Tibbhipsylous for granting permission to narrate this gripping tale.
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• Humans are Cosmic Horrors
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[@user-uo7wd4yd2c]

As a Gaian I resent this mischaracterisation of a bad hair day as a permanent feature of my appearance.

[@cerberus144]

As a Giaian that sounds just about right in my case.

[@vec306]

🤣🤣

[@cerberus144]

I can't wait for these aliens to spend all this time and effort preparing for a holy war and humans to show up and say "Hey, I'm here to trade and maybe romance something."

[@crimson2188]

We show up like the Bane meme

[@GrigoriZhukov]

Uhg, theocracy...glass it.

[@axion9194]

Great story. I hope there are more parts to come

[@Agil70Game]

There are 10 in total.

[@WolfA4]

Lol I got to say after hearing the first part I see the author was informed of what the difference between "sapience" and "sentience."

[@rfldm]

I really like the story and I can't stop watching but it's very funny that the council room gets smaller and smaller.

[@pauldwalker]

i can’t wait for them to finally meet

[@RamonInNZ]

Pity the last creature was not a human!!!

[@tttpppbbbaaa]

sounds likey they are comparing humans to Lovecraftian horrors lol

[@johnrossi1631]

Can't wait for the next one

[@Shadow.Dragon]

Great episode! They're going to be really surprised when they finally meet humans and find out we are even worse than their projections! LOL!!!

[@ratzelbarreto2070]

They going to land on Zimbabwe or Haiti?

[@carstekoch]

​@@ratzelbarreto2070
Worse. Florida.

[@ratzelbarreto2070]

@@carstekoch literally the most popular state to move too is bad, how the state of California doing btw?

[@carstekoch]

@@ratzelbarreto2070
This was a joke because of humidity, heat, aligators and various poisonous/venomous animals. You know, in context of the story.
Was thinking of mentioning australia instead, but seeing how badly it triggered you, Florida was the right decision.

[@RonaldMyers-oz3pk]

Ty for another story 😊

[@RustyEcks]

Loving it!

[@warhawkbm]

3:14 Im not going to mince words, but I do look like that often.

[@JairoTakan_]

When you realize that the Gaians are also busy making funny characterizations of what they look like...😂😂😂

[@Nabi9195]

Together you can defeat anything

[@johnrossi1631]

Imagine when they find out Christian warfare hahahahah

[@Hoboman-1453]

Deus vult

[@alexisdespland4939]

you do not think much of humanity do you.