Have a wee joke here for you man. Putting up a tent is like making love to a beautiful woman. Unzip the tent stick up your pole and slip in to the old bag!!!😄.
@@urusledge funny well not haha funny… but like woah funny… the The sarg and Don Rickles both had a part in Toy Story Sarg voiced one of the Plastic Army men and Don Rickles voiced Mr Potato head
You are so right. The savagery comes not from a killer in a mask, not from a knife held high, and not with some Hollywood death in some dramatic piece. It is the mind eating itself, dying from within, and waiting for a triggering moment. The instrument of death in his own hands. It ends with a scream and silence. It is a flash. Scary.
I just love at 1:35 you can see Private Joker resisting the urge to run, lean back, or anything else. You can see all the muscles in his head and neck tense because he's legitimately scared lmao. You can't pretend to do that.
@@nicholasburton1474 I mean.... when the person playing the drill sergeant is one of the most notorious and scariest motherfycking drill sergeants, and he didn't even have a script? Yeah, most people would be terrified.
This scene was unscripted last i remember, the actors were genuinely terrified when the Sarge (who was a real drill instructor before he was an actor) was doing his parts
None of the actors in the scene (besides the drill instructor) were allowed to see the actor playing Hartman until its time to shoot. The director told them to just stand there and do whatever Hartman says. And the actor for Hartman was allowed to go loose.
I once stole the line "twinkle-toed c0cksucker" immediately before getting in a fight in a bar. Three things shocked me. A.) Given my state of sobriety at the moment (tenuous, at best), I delivered the line without messing it up. B.) No one in the bar called me out for quoting a movie. C.) I actually got the better of the fight. Every great once in a while, you have a moment worthy of being put to film.
I like when he is reading off duty assignments and sees Joker is 4212: Basic military journalism. It almost comes off as if Gunny is proud even as he berated him like an older brother or friend. He has a certain pride for one of his killers being an educated lad or at least showing drive to be more than just a killer.
Let me see your war face ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyayyyyyyaaaahhh ahhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you don’t scare me work on it SIR YES SIR 🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂OMG THAT GOT ME SO HARD
@Jack Dy it would get banned here in the states. We dont watch eupean movies here. People in the states are to sensitive and honestly need to grow a pair of nuts.
Didn't realize the title was pointing out the obvious. Went into this whole clip with the thought that it was the movie. My lungs feel like they collapsed I laughed so hard.
@@ThatGuyTobin just about every scene that the Gunny was in was ad libbed. That's the reason why the original guy who was supposed to be the DI lost the role. It was the authenticy nature that cemented R.Lee Hermey to the role.
My husband served in VN and Thailand. I saw his old 8mm stuff. Boys. Sweet, peach-fuzz bearded boys, barely on the cusp of manhood. Now in my 60s they looked so shockingly young. Yet boys the same age died at Bunker Hill. Chickamauga. Little Round Top. Anzio. Normandy... It is 50 years, half a century, since I have thrown my arms around such angel shoulders, feeling the pounding heart and the thrumm of each wild sinew yearning for softness. How quickly youth is gone, and is no more. How precious the blood and bone and flesh we lay at the altar of our nation. There is no answer to give, mankind will always war. And it is these precious ones who will die.
There is mistake in the movie. Hartman initiates the movement of the punch with the left hand, in the next scene he delivers it with the right hand. Take a look again. You will see it.
*screams so the whole world can hear*
Intstructor: you didn't convince me work on it
me in my mind:
He said... "You don't scare me... work on it"... not "you didn't convince me" dumbass.
@@graysonred470 thank you. Couldn't have made a better correction myself.
@@knocknevis7390 You're welcome!
Did not see that coming 🤣🤣🤣!!!
Have a wee joke here for you man. Putting up a tent is like making love to a beautiful woman. Unzip the tent stick up your pole and slip in to the old bag!!!😄.
I forgot what this video was supposed to be about half way through.
Me too
Hah same
I bet they forgot what the war was about half way through.
Me too 🤣🤣
I think everyone who watched this masterpiece before forgot it because of the nostalgia
0:23 Me when some 5 years old kids insulted me.
Insert ninja quote here
When u called ninja Trash 0:23
This is A joke don't mad pls
*WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT*
@@autoroblox7427 THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT
I want to like this comment but should I leave it on 420?
This has to be one of the greatest ever scenes in film history. Daring to tinker with something that was already perfect
It's you!
I loved your videos how are you doing now
Sarge is a freaking comic genius. Lyrical insult humor is incredible.
He threw away the script. And just went at it on his own.
Lol half the time it's just nonsense too but still funny. He's like if Don Rickles became a drill instructor after ww2 instead of becoming a comedian.
He was a gunny lol
@@urusledge funny well not haha funny… but like woah funny… the The sarg and Don Rickles both had a part in Toy Story Sarg voiced one of the Plastic Army men and Don Rickles voiced Mr Potato head
Now that's the way to pull it off! 👍😏@@dougott2974
I forgot how funny full metal jacket was XD
prism fall I laughed so hard on the obstacle course
I may have been scarred for a month after watching this movie. It was funny and traumatizing. RIP pvt piles
It was so hard for me trying not to laugh through this scene cause i was watching it next to a veteran😂
prism fall if you say this movie was funny you haven’t watch the whole thing. Get past boot camp shit.
You're saying using shotgun and....
R.I.P. R Lee Ermey...
Jason .C I forgot that was him. RIP. 😢
Wait, he past away???
@@sebastiangodinez3617 he did. We lost a great man on that day...
@@jasonc584 dang will RIP to the greatest man ever
Yeap he passed away last year I think......... He's a real gunnery sergeant with usmc in real life
“Lemme see ur war face.”
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
Best scene ever
I'm dead
💀
"You don't scare me! Work on it!"
The bathroom scene in this movie is scarier than any horror movie
Puts the Scream movies to shame.
You are so right. The savagery comes not from a killer in a mask, not from a knife held high, and not with some Hollywood death in some dramatic piece.
It is the mind eating itself, dying from within, and waiting for a triggering moment.
The instrument of death in his own hands. It ends with a scream and silence. It is a flash.
Scary.
…Hi, Joker…
"what's your name, ScUmBaG?"
SIR!, PRIVATE RALPH, SIR!
Bullshit from now on your name is private snowball, do you like that name?
SIR YES SIR!
@@claudespeed1 well there is one thing, private snowball, we don't serve fried chicken or watermelon on a daily basis in my mass hall
@@joetrump2983 SIR! YES! SIR!
This man could power the entire Monsters Inc. universe.
dviperSuit dviperWave dviperBoop
1:04 i never got an offer like that in the army
I just love at 1:35 you can see Private Joker resisting the urge to run, lean back, or anything else. You can see all the muscles in his head and neck tense because he's legitimately scared lmao. You can't pretend to do that.
Of course you can do you actually think he's not acting 🙄 😆
@@nicholasburton1474 I mean.... when the person playing the drill sergeant is one of the most notorious and scariest motherfycking drill sergeants, and he didn't even have a script? Yeah, most people would be terrified.
@@psychosorcerer9438 And then Kubrick says "we didn't get it, do it again" :)
This scene was unscripted last i remember, the actors were genuinely terrified when the Sarge (who was a real drill instructor before he was an actor) was doing his parts
None of the actors in the scene (besides the drill instructor) were allowed to see the actor playing Hartman until its time to shoot.
The director told them to just stand there and do whatever Hartman says. And the actor for Hartman was allowed to go loose.
I got so focused on the scene even after seeing it a million times that I even forgot what was going to happen.
Exactly, me too 😂
Every time I watch this, Ermy’s performance entrances me to the point I forget what is happening and then the scream hits me like a ton of bricks
18 year olds getting drafted to Ww3 be like 1:46
😭😭
Not gonna happen.
@@blakemcnamara9105 it's a M🅱️M🅱️
@@Basedbrawler What does that even mean?
@@blakemcnamara9105 it's a meme
"is that you John Wayne or was that me"
*who said that?*
@@justsomegreendude3672 who the fuck said that ?!!
Where from this quote?
@@Flashbek87 from the movie.. Joker says it twice. Once during boot camp and again when getting shot at and recorded by some documentary guys
@@panzerkampfwagenauschfviti3583 who's the slimy little communist shit twinkle-toed fuck over here who just signed his own death warrant?!
Captain:LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE
Soldier:AHHHHHHHHHH
Captain:LET ME SEE YOUR REAL WAR FACE
Soldier:*Breathes*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY
Lol
Drill Instructor heck even Gunnery Sergeant
gunnery sergeant and private*
Well well what do we have here..... A fucking comedian private joker
@@pizzacreeper10 its not a drill sergeant. This movie is about the Marine Corps, the Marine Corps has drill instructors.
“Is that you, Johnny wayne? Is this me?”
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: **swearing montage**
I once stole the line "twinkle-toed c0cksucker" immediately before getting in a fight in a bar. Three things shocked me.
A.) Given my state of sobriety at the moment (tenuous, at best), I delivered the line without messing it up.
B.) No one in the bar called me out for quoting a movie.
C.) I actually got the better of the fight.
Every great once in a while, you have a moment worthy of being put to film.
I'm sure you did.
Should have called him a “scroungy little fuck”
did everyone clap afterwards?
The twinkle toed cocksucker in question? Professor Albert Einstein.
My head teacher showed my whole school this 🤦♂️🤦♂️😂😂
Lmao
Why did the did they do that XD 😆
fortnite gamer girl idk 😂😂
@@styrocratic5682 😂😂😂
r/thathappend
Me: *Turns off the fan because it's too cold*
Everyone else in the helicopter: 1:45
I fall for it every single time he says “I like you...”
You can come over to my house
And I want you
Best Warface a soldier can have
I really hope this meme never dies.
It did😔😔😔
Every word from the Gunny was improvised. No words were written for him!!!
I like when he is reading off duty assignments and sees Joker is 4212: Basic military journalism.
It almost comes off as if Gunny is proud even as he berated him like an older brother or friend. He has a certain pride for one of his killers being an educated lad or at least showing drive to be more than just a killer.
The first scream looks more like his so scared that he's about to poop his pants XD
And what about the second?
Most marine recruits when they meet their drill instructos are scared shitless. Idk I'll let ya know in 30 days when I ship to mcrd Paris island
Name is Private Snowball
But he is black, relatable
Racist satire, lol.
And they don’t serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily basis in the mess hall
Snowball in the Simpsons is also black
Its a good joke
@@Killerbeast-hx5qp that shit flew in outta nowhere
Chief:Who the fu*** said that
Guy:aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Aaaaahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaahhaaaaaaaaaa
* Drill Instructor
SIR IT WAS ME,PRIVATE CUPCAKE SIR!
SIR I SAID IT PRIVATE WOLF SIR!
CHIEF. WHO DA FUCK SAID THAT?
Man if I had been at an actual boot camp, I'd get slapped for laughing at the other people XD
I have to admit, there is no writer who could think of lines R L Ermey said that he could write. Best DI ever
Let me see your war face ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyayyyyyyaaaahhh ahhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you don’t scare me work on it SIR YES SIR 🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂OMG THAT GOT ME SO HARD
aaaah yaaah ahhh YEARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ATP Zombie Army yep AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAHGGHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH
Weirdo you gay or something?
gamesArader yeeeeeeeee
@@excelicvizion8903 Ernie is about to commit a hate crime.
"The Fairy-fuckin'-Godmother said it."
R. Lee Ermey was the best.
I've watched this video a million times. It never gets boring
The commander guy is even bopping to the beat. 1:50
This is pure gold. I got wrapped up in the genius that is R Lee Ermy's performance, then BAM. Comedy magic. Well done, good sir.
R.I.P. R. Lee Eremy (1944-2018).
That one kid: Teacher you forgot to give us our homework.
Everyone else: 0:22
Drill Instructer:Let me see your war face
Me:AAAARRRHHAAAAGRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Drill Instructer:That was beautiful
This movie was funny but dont forget the dark ending.
Was not expecting that LMAO
Lol
Jesus guys I just came to see the movie clip, and now I'm laughing for the stupidest reason
LET ME SEE YOU WAR FACE
Me: REEEEEEEEEEE
DENM GOOD WAR FACE
By Y
0:02 “SIR, PRIVATE BROWNY, SIR!”
SIR, YES, SIR!
This might be the greatest thing I've ever seen.
No one the middle school teachers to me on the first day of school 0:54
When you win an Oscar but your dad said you don't scare me work on it
The why drill seargent is so hard on recruits is to make them into a team by making them hate him.
In a couple years, this movie is gonna be banned. This movie rocks
Why?
@@dang6629 there’s a lot of jokes in this that are considered “offensive” to people today.
@Jack Dy it would get banned here in the states. We dont watch eupean movies here. People in the states are to sensitive and honestly need to grow a pair of nuts.
@@thegreatarbiter5619 people are so dumb nowadays.. what’s the movie called and where can I watch it
@@averageminecraftenjoyer9419 its Full Metal Jacket, and im not sure where you can watch it. It was on Netflix, but they took it off a while back
0:02 im suprised the drill sergeant said nothing about how he screams
Didn't realize the title was pointing out the obvious. Went into this whole clip with the thought that it was the movie. My lungs feel like they collapsed I laughed so hard.
01:22 So that's where Duke Nukem took it from!
Almost the entire scene was ad libbed by R Lee Ermey, a retired USMC Gunnery Sergeant
@@ThatGuyTobin just about every scene that the Gunny was in was ad libbed. That's the reason why the original guy who was supposed to be the DI lost the role. It was the authenticy nature that cemented R.Lee Hermey to the role.
0:18 me when I try to entertain myself quietly but a *Karen* hears my joke:
Drill instructor bout to kill em after that singing 😂😂😂😂😂😂
0:24 when I mumble something under my breath after an argument with my mom
What a good childhood we had
Hartman:LET MEH SEE UR WAR FACE
Pvt. Joker:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
No matter how many times this shows up in my suggested stuff I watch it. I bust out laughing every damn time.
This clip alone made me watch the movie: good movie, would recommend a watch.
Watching this while 🍻🍻🍻. That ending caught me off guard.. Literally LMAO 🤣 😂
OK Just wanted to re watch a few scenes but did not read the title. Almost fell out my chair in tears!
This was absolutely amazing! I congratulate you on making one of the best and most unexpected videos I have ever seen! Thank you!
Didn't see that coming 😂🤣😂🤣😂
Freaking genius who ever did this!!
Oh god this song at this moment.. you made my 2020 better 👌
Joker before Hartman punches him: SIR YES SIR!!
Joker after Hartman punches him: siR yEs SiR
I didn’t read the title so I was expecting the normal movie scene. But instead I got a pleasant little surprise.
I was so into this scene, then I forgot, then I laughed my ass off. Great Video.
0:43 when you step on a Lego and hurts like Dante's inferno
2:16 boi what do u mean?! That definitely convinced me🤣
I honestly thought this was the original clip until I got to the end and absolutely lost it lmfao
Me when the Sargent is talking to another soldier 1:40
My husband served in VN and Thailand. I saw his old 8mm stuff. Boys. Sweet, peach-fuzz bearded boys, barely on the cusp of manhood. Now in my 60s they looked so shockingly young. Yet boys the same age died at Bunker Hill. Chickamauga. Little Round Top. Anzio. Normandy... It is 50 years, half a century, since I have thrown my arms around such angel shoulders, feeling the pounding heart and the thrumm of each wild sinew yearning for softness. How quickly youth is gone, and is no more. How precious the blood and bone and flesh we lay at the altar of our nation. There is no answer to give, mankind will always war. And it is these precious ones who will die.
Now that I did not expect. That was awesome!
0:11 Hohoho! That was pretty funny and racist!
Wlll looking great
Daniels:*gets shot*ahhhhhhhhhhh
Turner:*See's blood gushing*ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Everyone in war:ahhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhh..ahhhhhh
THIS just made my day thanks!!
Wasn't expecting that. Bravo! Nicely done.
when the cheif said ahhh it remebered about the screaming mouse
-SCREAMSS AHHHHHHHH For 1 minute- Instructor: You didn't scare me work on it. me in my 52 iq brain:
You KNOW a movie's a masterpiece when you forget the original reason you clicked because you were cracking up at the scenes.
IS THAT YOU JOHN WAYNE???😂😂😂😂
I didn't read the full video title and just assumed it was the regular clip. When Private Joker started screaming at 1:45 , I nearly shat out my lungs
I like the way he gut punches him with the wrong arm once the camera angle changes, that some drill instructor magic right there.
Holy hell, I almost blacked out from laughing so hard....AND I KNEW IT WAS COMING!
SGT. Hartman: “Let me see your warface!”
Joker: “WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!”
My favourite version
i called someone scumbag once and they for some reason was looking down instead of looking at my face lol that word for some ppl is savage soo bad
What a BEAUTIFUL surprise!!
This will never not bring me joy!
Thats the best thing on the internet all day for me
Doctor: don’t worry about this little injection, just a pinch.
The kid next door: 1:40
LOL was not expecting that can't stop watching
Whoever made this is a legend !!!!
So at 1:06 he takes a swing with his left and then ends up hitting him with his right. Hmmmm.
Cinema Sins is looking for you.
he's balancing himself with his left hand, so he can punch harder.
well i think gunny hit him hard enough till joker guts removed to the other side
best catch ever!
It’s because Emery broke a rib on his left side just before filming began
LMFAO!!! I was not fucking ready at ALL. I thought it was just the scene from the movie.
Holy crap, this made me LOL. Well done...
Lmao this caught me off guard I was like this wasn't part of the movie 😂😂
There is mistake in the movie. Hartman initiates the movement of the punch with the left hand, in the next scene he delivers it with the right hand. Take a look again. You will see it.
Hahaha this made my day happy...🤣
hahaha wasnt ready for that edit, gave me a good laugh
This one is fantastic