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  • Distractible YouTooz ► youtooz.com/collections/distr...
    What is Distractible? ► open.spotify.com/show/2X40qLy...
    Edited By ► / nerdfiction
    And ► / lixiantv
    Levitation Simulator ► store.steampowered.com/app/18...
    Tightrope Walking ► store.steampowered.com/app/17...
    Ravenous Devils ► store.steampowered.com/app/16...
    Horror Outro ► / haunted
    Happy Outro ► / minimusicman-crazy-la-...
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  • @lifeitself2371
    @lifeitself2371 Před 2 lety +2636

    _"Something is missing."_
    Wow, okay, didn't realize a tightroping simulator could be turned into a horror game

    • @obunga2054
      @obunga2054 Před 2 lety +1

      I once was at a event and Michael Jordan was there making an appearance. I entered the restroom and used the stall and came out to wash my hands. After drying my hands I saw a tall man coming out of one of the stalls. I then looked closer and realized it was the famous basketball player Michael Jordan. I had adored since I was a little boy watching his games and now here he was. I pulled out my phone and asked for a selfie, but before I could get a response he cocked his fist back and punched me in the face as hard as he could. I fell back and landed on my ass due to being a scrawny unathletic 5'8 white male. He then proceeded to stand over me and call me a cracker a bitch and many other things. I felt like crying. I saw the Aura in his eyes they were red like he was an angry bull. I was confused I didn't do anything to offend him. He then spat on me repeatedly. Then proceeded to do the most vile things ever he pulled his pants down and took a dump on me I saw the poop coming out and landing on my face it smelled like lime and then stood up and peed all over me. The next thing he did was unbelievable he then pulled my pants down and inserted his cock inside. It was huge and black it was a foot long longer than the one's you see at subway I still couldn't do a thing due to the shock j was covered in shit and piss he then put my legs on his shoulder and started punching me until I was blood and unconscious when I woke up I saw my legs on his shoulder and his cock going inside my butt and cum dripping everywhere he jerked me off after and gave me a very hard punch in the balls. AND then he stood up and then vigoursly washed his hands. I was still on the floor in shock if what happened he then walked over me and left.
      This is a story for the younger kids never under any circumstances meet your idol you never know what they may be possible of doing.

    • @stacyaaa9471
      @stacyaaa9471 Před 2 lety +26

      That wasn't the game,it was dark giving us messages through the game *wink* *wink* *wink* XDDDDD

    • @ImmaWhoopyourAss
      @ImmaWhoopyourAss Před 2 lety +5

      @@stacyaaa9471 no it wasn't, mark commented on it.

    • @26mic80
      @26mic80 Před 2 lety +1

      I make entertaining vids just like Markiplier. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not you can come back to tell me

    • @adaaaaaaaaaaaa
      @adaaaaaaaaaaaa Před 2 lety

      @@26mic80 they suck git gud noob

  • @drewhalcro6082
    @drewhalcro6082 Před 2 lety +12698

    I'd welcome a flying punch from Markiplier. I'm not a masochist or anything, I just want to see if I can take it...

    • @26mic80
      @26mic80 Před 2 lety +35

      I make entertaining vids just like Markiplier. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not you can come back to tell me

    • @themachine2408
      @themachine2408 Před 2 lety +214

      You made the funny reference

    • @Muis33
      @Muis33 Před 2 lety +245

      Jesus Christ dude, you got not one but two bot replies... Well technically three, since I have no emotion and my soul died 23 years ago, basically making me a robot in human skin... Or a zombie, or ghost... Fuck at this point I might as well be an Eldritch horror!

    • @DrunkJarJar
      @DrunkJarJar Před 2 lety +70

      @@Muis33 4 now

    • @bluester5184
      @bluester5184 Před 2 lety +80

      @@Muis33 edgelord

  • @kaitlynb3832
    @kaitlynb3832 Před 2 lety +3089

    Game: “meat is better well done”
    Mark: “nope let’s go back to levitation simulator”

  • @iamyetimanYT
    @iamyetimanYT Před 2 lety +933

    “Fattening up the town to feed it to itself” is such a hard line

  • @ForeverinaMaze
    @ForeverinaMaze Před 2 lety +3274

    What Mark says: "I'm gonna try this one more time"
    What Mark means: "I'm gonna try this ten more times"

  • @wafer5903
    @wafer5903 Před 2 lety +9663

    I’m so thankful that Markiplier is in this world

    • @LadGab
      @LadGab Před 2 lety +172

      sheesh imma type i agree but now I'll say CZcams hasn't fixed the bots problem yet

    • @nyx476
      @nyx476 Před 2 lety +17

      @@LadGab same

    • @inspacewithanidiot7693
      @inspacewithanidiot7693 Před 2 lety +8

      Same

    • @sethblome1118
      @sethblome1118 Před 2 lety +5

      Same

    • @9_1.1
      @9_1.1 Před 2 lety +77

      I love how the first two bots are conflicting

  • @trogdor8764
    @trogdor8764 Před 2 lety +521

    "Don't wash your hands, or anything." She literally just put a whole corpse into the grinder guts and all, I don't think food safety or hygeine are too high on her list of concerns.

  • @WTFisjuice1
    @WTFisjuice1 Před 2 lety +777

    Mark has really matured he finally learned when to stop playing a game, either that or his desk chair expenses started catching up

  • @colekiesler6218
    @colekiesler6218 Před 2 lety +4666

    Guy: Floats around with no gravity in extremely slow motion.
    Markiplier: “This game is an absolute masterpiece.”

    • @wartide3long68
      @wartide3long68 Před 2 lety +15

      @ahhh they’re alright left a like for effort

    • @lordtoomas
      @lordtoomas Před 2 lety +23

      @ahhh at least you didn't say they were more entertaining

    • @irfanmuzaki6698
      @irfanmuzaki6698 Před 2 lety +7

      @ahhh not a bot huh

    • @O.Reagano
      @O.Reagano Před 2 lety

      shut up this comment is so terrible

    • @26mic80
      @26mic80 Před 2 lety +2

      I make entertaining vids just like Markiplier. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not you can come back to tell me

  • @drexlyn8206
    @drexlyn8206 Před 2 lety +1357

    Fun fact: in Ravenous Devils there is a scribbled note in grandma's recipe book that says "The secret ingredient is crime."

    • @jinxyjeans
      @jinxyjeans Před 2 lety +43

      fun Fact: Ravenous Devils is based of " The demon Barbar of fleet street" ^^

    • @_KaiTheGamer_
      @_KaiTheGamer_ Před 2 lety +25

      Ah, just like Nestlé.

    • @imarock.7662
      @imarock.7662 Před 2 lety +20

      @@jinxyjeans Ah, Sweeny Todd.

    • @drexlyn8206
      @drexlyn8206 Před 2 lety +7

      @@jinxyjeans Good catch. I didn't catch that when I was watching, but saw comments from people that did.

    • @thein8ererator518
      @thein8ererator518 Před 2 lety +2

      @@jinxyjeans such a great show

  • @Tyler-os3lg
    @Tyler-os3lg Před 2 lety +355

    I love how he keeps mocking us with how everything that is red and blue must be darkiplier

  • @APersonTM
    @APersonTM Před 2 lety +208

    Mark: it’s not stolen it’s… purloined, Lixian show the definition of purloined
    Lixian: purloined, a synonym for *stolen*

  • @micahbrunet5523
    @micahbrunet5523 Před 2 lety +4318

    I love Mark’s himbo solution to the keyboard overlay issue: “I WILL SHOUT”

    • @alex.g7317
      @alex.g7317 Před 2 lety +2

      You think mark looks good? Pfft! Sure, buddy! I can’t imagine how shocked you’ll be once you see ME!

    • @ascdrgn3481
      @ascdrgn3481 Před 2 lety +52

      @@alex.g7317 what

    • @lungse.2565
      @lungse.2565 Před 2 lety +37

      @@alex.g7317 who are you

    • @alex.g7317
      @alex.g7317 Před 2 lety

      @@lungse.2565 No… who *aren’*t I?

    • @lungse.2565
      @lungse.2565 Před 2 lety +31

      @@alex.g7317 my dad

  • @LonelySandwich
    @LonelySandwich Před 2 lety +6646

    Mark and Lixian have the best creator/editor relationship.

    • @raeann445
      @raeann445 Před 2 lety +19

      true

    • @FeedMyPets
      @FeedMyPets Před 2 lety +77

      …yeah i can’t think of a content creator that has a better relationship with a member of their team. i couldn’t think of anything. Game Grumps got along pretty well with Barry, Matt & Ryan, but Lixian & Mark are pretty special.

    • @thevoidwalker3701
      @thevoidwalker3701 Před 2 lety +5

      @@raeann445 Nissan z

    • @bananaab3156
      @bananaab3156 Před 2 lety +11

      @@FeedMyPets maybe two set violin, maybe.

    • @Lsir
      @Lsir Před 2 lety +3

      True.

  • @stevelamborghini
    @stevelamborghini Před rokem +250

    I love how he decided to "subtly" mention Darkiplier without concluding what he was saying

  • @lilmisssydnis1
    @lilmisssydnis1 Před 2 lety +119

    I like how the moral of the tightrope simulator was "If there's a problem, just sit down." I relate to that.

  • @lilyglover1900
    @lilyglover1900 Před 2 lety +1599

    Mark: *describes third game*
    Me: sounds like Sweeney Todd
    Mark: *begins playing game with couple working together to kill people, with the husband on the second floor literally tossing bodies down a chute to the wife in the basement to make pies out of*
    Me: Oh so this *is* Sweeney Todd

    • @BeanCocoa101
      @BeanCocoa101 Před 2 lety +147

      Literally same, especially when it mentioned the building used to be owned by a barber 😂

    • @therumtumtiger
      @therumtumtiger Před 2 lety +50

      Loooove the reference to it tho!! Sweeney Todd is my favorite musical!

    • @YoriShindou
      @YoriShindou Před 2 lety +12

      This needs to be top comment lol

    • @stitchedsmiles9621
      @stitchedsmiles9621 Před 2 lety +11

      literally got the same vibe too

    • @travislyonsgary
      @travislyonsgary Před 2 lety +48

      Well, excepth this time the murderous pair mutually love and trust each other

  • @_Yabii_
    @_Yabii_ Před 2 lety +1138

    Mark : "slowly bumps into a wall"
    His character : "proceeds to break all 206 bones"

  • @oxymoronman
    @oxymoronman Před 2 lety +126

    "Who killed markiplier?" sounds like a great project opportunity involving alot of his youtube acquaintances. Also, mark plays both his dead self and the detective trying to solve the case, interviewing all the youtube suspects.

    • @DepressyDuck
      @DepressyDuck Před 2 lety +5

      He did.
      That's the joke.

    • @kritzontreatz
      @kritzontreatz Před 2 lety +21

      @@DepressyDuck whoosh

    • @TalieArts
      @TalieArts Před 2 lety +5

      You should totally watch WKM! It's really cool

    • @leighsartworks
      @leighsartworks Před rokem +12

      Oh and he could fill it with lots of lore that'll be the basis for future videos and projects!

  • @ThatTransGuy247
    @ThatTransGuy247 Před rokem +27

    “It’s not *stolen* , it’s purloined. Lixian, show the definition of purloined.”
    The definition: to steal.
    23:47

  • @MarkermusPrime
    @MarkermusPrime Před 2 lety +2653

    Seeing 3 Simulator Games feels like we've entered a new era of the 3 games genre. I can't wait until 3 Simulator Games #86

    • @It-b-Blair
      @It-b-Blair Před 2 lety +13

      I’m so here for it! 😸

    • @Unmustache1
      @Unmustache1 Před 2 lety +30

      3 simulator games #69

    • @marek4429
      @marek4429 Před 2 lety +8

      @Don't Read My Profile Photo ok

    • @renee_ray9483
      @renee_ray9483 Před 2 lety +10

      @Don't Read My Profile Photo ok thanks for the advice good bye now

    • @26mic80
      @26mic80 Před 2 lety

      I make entertaining vids just like Markiplier. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not you can come back to tell me

  • @demoniclogics
    @demoniclogics Před 2 lety +42

    petition for Mark to do a full playthrough of Ravenous Devils on the channel please
    its not very long but I'd love to see Mark stressing on it XD

  • @k3nshi704
    @k3nshi704 Před 2 lety +45

    This honestly reminds me of the old days of CZcams where every CZcamsr was playing obscure simulator games.

  • @darcyk3051
    @darcyk3051 Před 2 lety +1957

    The bird carrying Mark away was so hilariously unexpected.

    • @26mic80
      @26mic80 Před 2 lety

      I make entertaining vids just like Markiplier. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not you can come back to tell me

    • @arconisthewolf4430
      @arconisthewolf4430 Před 2 lety +6

      @@26mic80 no kid

    • @mimicmey
      @mimicmey Před 2 lety +12

      Not as much as the bit when he gets the other guy on his shoulders, talk about a plot twist.

    • @NightShade1218
      @NightShade1218 Před 2 lety +2

      It basically jumpscared me.

    • @Profileunused
      @Profileunused Před 2 lety +11

      The return of the "Bird That Carries You Over A Disproportionate Long Gap"

  • @JamesJamieJam
    @JamesJamieJam Před 2 lety +597

    “Its called Ravenous Devils” aka “wrong” aka “Sweeney Todd with a fashionable twist” aka “human recycling at its finest”

    • @helenerickson220
      @helenerickson220 Před 2 lety +68

      I was looking for a Sweeney Todd comment ahaha

    • @Ashelybee
      @Ashelybee Před 2 lety +5

      Like the game looks like the Sims so maybe is good? but i guess it's pretty repetitive

    • @MOTUMotherboard
      @MOTUMotherboard Před 2 lety +8

      Oh thank god im not the only person who noticed

    • @Zoro-ih5zb
      @Zoro-ih5zb Před 2 lety +11

      They bought the building from Sweeney

    • @26mic80
      @26mic80 Před 2 lety

      I make entertaining vids just like Markiplier. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not you can come back to tell me

  • @bpr664
    @bpr664 Před 2 lety +38

    I thoroughly enjoyed playing ravenous devils and it makes me sad it was so short. Its heavily inspired by sweeney Todd and references this

  • @rachelburton8587
    @rachelburton8587 Před 2 lety +12

    I love that Chica and Henry are like “we want to be in Marks video too” 🤣

  • @decromcquin273
    @decromcquin273 Před 2 lety +858

    I’m amazed that Sweeney Todd simulator is only 5$, seems to have a really impressive amount of polish put in

    • @TheMentorOfMomos
      @TheMentorOfMomos Před 2 lety +48

      It's an amazing game!!! If you like management games you have to buy it!!

    • @adeepseafish1238
      @adeepseafish1238 Před 2 lety +3

      @Insomnia_Gaming that’s so cool! Hope your play went well

    • @ChiefAero
      @ChiefAero Před 2 lety +11

      The game looks quite nice, but unfortunately it just reminds me of those mobile game ads so bad.

    • @infinityquartz4744
      @infinityquartz4744 Před 2 lety +2

      Yeah very much reminded me of that movie

    • @ook4698
      @ook4698 Před 2 lety +10

      @@ChiefAero its 100% not like that i love the game sm

  • @TBananabread
    @TBananabread Před 2 lety +1925

    Mark: “It’s not stolen it’s purloined!”
    Lixian: *purloin is just steal but Ivy League*

  • @TotallynotAddie13
    @TotallynotAddie13 Před rokem +18

    Funny moments
    0:14 LIXEN
    0:30 “there gone” just *poof*
    0:59 oh god mark
    3:12 *BOOM*
    4:12 not the foggiest clue
    4:26 is that plug in
    5:37 DEAL
    6:22 AHHH
    7:22 her neck broke
    9:54 HENRY CHECA NOT NOW
    10:44 veary bad
    11:10 oh you know just mowing my lawn
    11:29 “WHO KILLED ME”
    12:25 ok mark calm down
    12:39 MOVE BIRD
    12:59 HE WAS SNATCHED
    13:56 omg MARK
    14:48 MURDER
    14:58 WHO ARE YOU
    15:15 is there a sniper mark
    15:31 please oop
    15:59 HAHAHAHAHAHHA *demonic*
    16:09 crime?
    16:37 hey! H-hey!
    17:10 BABIPDEDO
    17:20 ARHGG
    18:15 WHERES THE TRANSITION MARK 18:31 MURDER PEOPLE GOODIES
    20:28 RED BLUE RED BLUE
    22:37 it’s finger licking good
    23:39 he wasn’t using it
    26:18 THINKING OF YOU MY LOVE

  • @DangerNoodleReads
    @DangerNoodleReads Před 2 lety +1449

    The last game while mark is describing it: sounds like Sweeney Todd
    The building: *IS LITERALLY THE BUILDING FROM SWEENEY TODD*

    • @Brekkerx
      @Brekkerx Před 2 lety +37

      BRO THATS WHAT I'M SAYING

    • @user-cp3hj3nb8u
      @user-cp3hj3nb8u Před 2 lety +29

      So happy I wasn’t the only who thought that!

    • @haleygilmore4929
      @haleygilmore4929 Před 2 lety +22

      Yes!!! I was like, yo! A barber!!? Dis is totally inspired by sweet Todd and I love it!

    • @hayhayyeah3562
      @hayhayyeah3562 Před 2 lety +14

      As soon as he described the game Sweeney Todd popped into my head

    • @SFulton
      @SFulton Před 2 lety +6

      THANK YOU. 100% What I thought IMMEDIATELY.

  • @mr.easyorigamiart
    @mr.easyorigamiart Před 2 lety +1390

    *Lixian slapping "Who killed Markiplier?" Across the screen made me laugh way harder than it should have.*

    • @_JustJoe
      @_JustJoe Před 2 lety +5

      It feels like something a middle school teacher would do 💀

    • @freafrea8822
      @freafrea8822 Před 2 lety +2

      Same

  • @dr.coomerclone146
    @dr.coomerclone146 Před 2 lety +16

    21:57 that “don’t jump into wormhole” was ironically the first ending I got in part one… of the two endings…

  • @______373
    @______373 Před 2 lety +10

    5:00
    "I"m not as dumb as you think I is" lmao made a mistake and also said that he's smarter xDDDD

  • @Kennykenli
    @Kennykenli Před 2 lety +372

    As mark was explaining the last game I was like "So it’s Sweeney Todd inspired." I didn’t expect for it to start by saying it was owned by a "well known barber" 😭😭💜

    • @demmiramos777
      @demmiramos777 Před 2 lety +16

      Same!!! They just kept adding up! The location, the barber, the girl with pies, the basement

    • @GeneralShermdogProductions
      @GeneralShermdogProductions Před 2 lety +7

      I'm so glad someone else noticed

    • @colebrewer351
      @colebrewer351 Před 2 lety +6

      I was hoping I wasn’t the only person who made that connection, even the store is very similar to the one in the movie.😂

    • @Konjo316
      @Konjo316 Před 2 lety +7

      Yep it was pretty obvious to me, with how many times I've seen the Johnny Depp movie

    • @luckytiggertalia
      @luckytiggertalia Před 2 lety +4

      Thank God I'm not the only one who went insane about the barber part

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 2 lety +5132

    I’m simply surprised that they make enough simulator games that Mark is able to make an entire series off of it. This is the beginning of something great.

    • @Meddio2
      @Meddio2 Před 2 lety

      you have no life

    • @Meddio2
      @Meddio2 Před 2 lety

      you always comment the same shit

    • @Meddio2
      @Meddio2 Před 2 lety +33

      you dont go outside

    • @Meddio2
      @Meddio2 Před 2 lety

      you dont have a girlfriend and never will

    • @ericas.1654
      @ericas.1654 Před 2 lety +7

      o u changed your pfp 😮

  • @bornofstardust5910
    @bornofstardust5910 Před 2 lety +5

    7:43 "I'm understanding now"
    Immediately hits the floor

  • @amghost7947
    @amghost7947 Před 2 lety +16

    I really hope this becomes a series like the scary/horror games.

  • @FredbearOfficial
    @FredbearOfficial Před 2 lety +374

    "I'm fucking sorry? What did you say the controls are?"
    Did he really think a levitation game would be easy?

    • @charlesfuzak
      @charlesfuzak Před 2 lety +47

      I mean, did it say you have to press E+X+I+T to exit the game? I've seen some weird control schemes but that's straight up insane.

    • @theothenbrabbit998
      @theothenbrabbit998 Před 2 lety +2

      Damn FredBear being kinda savage there

    • @26mic80
      @26mic80 Před 2 lety

      I make entertaining vids just like Markiplier. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not you can come back to tell me

    • @milkenthusiast.3486
      @milkenthusiast.3486 Před 2 lety +2

      @@26mic80 no

    • @WillLuigiVG
      @WillLuigiVG Před 2 lety +5

      @@milkenthusiast.3486 report, don't interact

  • @soap9223
    @soap9223 Před 2 lety +1073

    *The biggest seagull in simulator history dive bombs Mark’s head*
    Mark: WELL MAYBE ANIMALS NEED TO BE CONSIDERATE OF ME

    • @ThePenisMan
      @ThePenisMan Před 2 lety +10

      I am so sorry that your comment only got three replies and all of them are from shitard bots
      (Make that 4 bots now)

    • @26mic80
      @26mic80 Před 2 lety

      I make entertaining vids just like Markiplier. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not you can come back to tell me

    • @TheBerylfly
      @TheBerylfly Před 2 lety +2

      I love how you phrased it as "biggest seagull in simulator history" as if it's a trackable statistic

  • @dsyxhrps
    @dsyxhrps Před rokem +9

    I literally love Lixian's editing humour 😂

  • @shield_maiden_
    @shield_maiden_ Před 2 lety +13

    I can hear the heartbreak of the devs on the last game, who were cut out by some daft levitation simulator - but thats CZcams gaming!

  • @eternalmaggot7246
    @eternalmaggot7246 Před 2 lety +966

    Mark: Don't know why I'm worrying about hygiene in this establishment
    Mark, just because someone's a cannibal doesn't make them a savage.

    • @MaybeRue
      @MaybeRue Před 2 lety +45

      sounds like something a cannibal would say

    • @zaph2580
      @zaph2580 Před 2 lety +10

      Classy vs barbarian

    • @S0NAL_
      @S0NAL_ Před 2 lety +17

      reminds me of hannibal, he's a cannibal with standards

    • @GAMER-kx1tt
      @GAMER-kx1tt Před 2 lety +4

      Alastor and Hannibal are basically the same

    • @9farts
      @9farts Před 2 lety +2

      why are you defending cannibals

  • @aminormal5478
    @aminormal5478 Před 2 lety +8

    *Mark questioning why he’s going in a diagonal line in the Levitation Simulator*
    Me - “why is the girls head like that?!” 😂

  • @hopepapernacky
    @hopepapernacky Před rokem +9

    Wow, the third one is actually a really well-made game! The intro was incredible!

  • @elizacarrie7433
    @elizacarrie7433 Před 2 lety +793

    That third simulator missed a terrific “our clientele has great taste” joke

    • @michaelmonstar4276
      @michaelmonstar4276 Před 2 lety +4

      Their writing isn't the best. XD - I offered them to help, but it was ignored.

    • @nills2099
      @nills2099 Před 2 lety +9

      @@michaelmonstar4276 no one cares

    • @can0cringe
      @can0cringe Před 2 lety +6

      @@michaelmonstar4276
      I wonder why 💀
      /j /j this was for shits and giggles

    • @somerandomhumanbeingonthei1924
      @somerandomhumanbeingonthei1924 Před 2 lety +6

      The whole game is an amazing reference to Sweeney Todd

    • @zandrarose4997
      @zandrarose4997 Před 2 lety

      it looked like sweeny todd

  • @crowcostanzo7790
    @crowcostanzo7790 Před 2 lety +340

    That last game is literally just This War of Mine meets Sweeney Todd: Demon Barber of Fleet Street and I absolutely love it. I need that game.

    • @nyx476
      @nyx476 Před 2 lety +11

      That’s exactly what I was thinking

    • @anasexualmeatbag2979
      @anasexualmeatbag2979 Před 2 lety +3

      It’s ravenous devils

    • @jasontaemon8598
      @jasontaemon8598 Před 2 lety +20

      Gotta love the fact that their home was preciously owned by a BARBER!! I love this!

    • @crowcostanzo7790
      @crowcostanzo7790 Před 2 lety +8

      @@anasexualmeatbag2979 I know what the name of the game is lol, I was making a comparison to how the game is played similarly to and looks similar to This War Of Mine, and also a comparison to the musical Sweeney Todd: Demon Barber of Fleet Street in which a barber works upstairs from a baker who makes meat pies and he kills his clients and sends them down a chute into the basement where the baker grinds them up and cooks them into the meat pies that she then sells.

    • @anasexualmeatbag2979
      @anasexualmeatbag2979 Před 2 lety +5

      @@crowcostanzo7790 sorry, I thought you were asking because you didn’t know what the game was. Sorry

  • @sundayok2307
    @sundayok2307 Před 2 lety +5

    I frigging love the fact that his editor has become a recurring character that makes videos even funnier

  • @3MolesInATrenchCoat
    @3MolesInATrenchCoat Před rokem +5

    "Well cooked is better"
    Mark: "Nope, that's it."

  • @notyou6501
    @notyou6501 Před 2 lety +434

    Imagine being an hairstylist and your client just starts levitating out of nowhere. That would be a nice story to tell one day

    • @David-ve5iq
      @David-ve5iq Před 2 lety +2

      And your client is like an Auton from Doctor Who.

    • @kaywolf73
      @kaywolf73 Před 2 lety +11

      And he sits criss-cross-apple-sauce in the chair

    • @26mic80
      @26mic80 Před 2 lety

      I make entertaining vids just like Markiplier. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not you can come back to tell me

    • @vincentsgames9876
      @vincentsgames9876 Před 2 lety

      People who haven’t watched the new stranger things season: 😂
      The people who have:😰

  • @starekmichal416
    @starekmichal416 Před 2 lety +576

    Ever since In Space with Markiplier, Mark keeps making references to his lore characters. I just love the constant theme of "BLUE! RED! BLUE AND RED! BLUE AND RED!!!"

    • @srpoly7430
      @srpoly7430 Před 2 lety +11

      GRANDMA?

    • @anakinlowground5515
      @anakinlowground5515 Před 2 lety +8

      Oh, for some reason, I thought the blue and red was a reference to Red vs. Blue.

    • @ghastlycandle
      @ghastlycandle Před 2 lety +5

      @@anakinlowground5515 me too I thought he was making matrix jokes lmao - Mark's probably disappointed in me

    • @GraveheadGhoulie
      @GraveheadGhoulie Před 2 lety +8

      It's really nice to see references in every video. Before it felt like the egos and ipliers were just so seperate and detached from the channel for years at a time. Now it feels like everything has a place and is in that place.

    • @Mr.Fulton
      @Mr.Fulton Před 2 lety +2

      I thought it was Unnus and Annus...

  • @tales_zero_miles
    @tales_zero_miles Před 2 lety +9

    All i have to say is 4:00 *B R I T I S H M A R K*

  • @BloodWolf2005
    @BloodWolf2005 Před rokem +3

    Lixian putting a Lixian mask on Mark makes me wonder. Does Lixian have free reign in his editing? Does Mark know what Lixian is gonna do beforehand? Does Mark ever watch his final video and just laugh his head off at some of the funny edits?

  • @azrf1004
    @azrf1004 Před 2 lety +381

    *Mark goes on about cooking humans for other humans to eat*
    Me: So Sweeney Todd?
    *Update :* Literally Sweeney Todd. Also I love the oddly happy and cheery music that plays throughout the game.

    • @vibetato
      @vibetato Před 2 lety +14

      the building and the rooms look kinda reminiscent of that too

    • @nevaehnolin1880
      @nevaehnolin1880 Před 2 lety +9

      I love that movie sm

    • @annemulle3911
      @annemulle3911 Před 2 lety +24

      They did reference it when the man spoke about the previous owner. He said the previous owner was a barber.

    • @cici3147
      @cici3147 Před 2 lety +9

      The game mentions they got a good deal from a precious barber, so I think it's supposed to be the same location as Fleet Street

    • @kiokuch.1602
      @kiokuch.1602 Před 2 lety +9

      I literally knew the reference even without mark explaining shit and the background of old london and a building with 2 storey store at the bottom and something else at top i love it

  • @smactork
    @smactork Před 2 lety +296

    pretty severe whiplash to go from two qwop-like movement sims to a full story-based game with an intro and voice acting and, uh, graphics

  • @willow4049
    @willow4049 Před rokem +2

    the sheer amount of references to Mark's past projects in this is truly impressive

  • @alexs-xz2qk
    @alexs-xz2qk Před 6 měsíci +1

    Mark: "you have to feel ultimate calm"
    Also Mark: "WHYYY!!"

  • @josephschultz3301
    @josephschultz3301 Před 2 lety +780

    Mark: "Lixian, make me look good."
    Lixian: _"NO WORRIES, BOSS, I GOT'CHU!"_
    I've been watching Mark for years now and I still love his older content, but I really do wish that Lixian was _always_ a part of this channel

    • @kenan2386
      @kenan2386 Před 2 lety +8

      Lixian and markiplier are funny

    • @NoahDaArk
      @NoahDaArk Před 2 lety

      Markiplier is a CZcams who is constantly evolving and getting better and better at what he does!
      He could be the head of a multi billion dollar multi-media company that has its own CZcams like website and theme park and movies and stuff... and he'd still be the Markiplier we know and love

  • @Gandaleon
    @Gandaleon Před 2 lety +568

    I love how this vid could've just as well been called "three horror games".
    P.S.: The Sweeney Todd cannibalism Simulator has no right looking as good as it does.

    • @heatherlouisesharpe1
      @heatherlouisesharpe1 Před 2 lety +34

      Glad I wasn't the only one who made the Sweeney Todd connection

    • @CoiledDracca
      @CoiledDracca Před 2 lety +7

      I thought the same, then I saw your PS comment. It does look nice. :)

    • @jabi4eva
      @jabi4eva Před 2 lety +21

      so glad someone else noticed the connection especially the mention to "a barber who came before" and the fact that it''s likely meant to be set in england cause its british stirling pounds!

    • @owenrice6406
      @owenrice6406 Před 2 lety +8

      Bro I heard flesh and barber and I went….. wait a minute…..

    • @darktwistedwitch
      @darktwistedwitch Před 2 lety +2

      @@heatherlouisesharpe1 You are not alone!!

  • @CatchThesePaws
    @CatchThesePaws Před 2 lety +3

    I love that ravenous devils is the Sweeney Todd marketing scheme turned into a game! It’s great, there should be more games based on musicals lol

  • @isabelringing4627
    @isabelringing4627 Před 2 lety +1

    its 3am and ive just been giggling at the tightrope simulator for the last 10 minutes. every time the bird flies off with him or he gets tackled it got a genuine chuckle out of me.

  • @epicplayz6132
    @epicplayz6132 Před 2 lety +1349

    Ravenous Devils: _Steaks - Well cooked is better._
    Mark: “…..I’m going back to Levitation Simulator.” ❤️❤️❤️

    • @camchameleon4151
      @camchameleon4151 Před 2 lety +38

      i prefer my steaks frozen

    • @joesjoeys
      @joesjoeys Před 2 lety +28

      Yes, very good!
      You're able to parrot in the comments what happened in the games.
      So amaze. Such wow.

    • @juliuszapata979
      @juliuszapata979 Před 2 lety +20

      @@joesjoeys just ignore them its unavoidable

    • @captenclown
      @captenclown Před 2 lety +26

      that game made me super uncomfortable. even tho i know sweeney todd and kinda fits now after the trial end of johnny depp but hell already felt uncomfortable back at the movie xd

    • @trevorvegetable8974
      @trevorvegetable8974 Před 2 lety +3

      Wade moment

  • @amoristjoon
    @amoristjoon Před 2 lety +470

    "Make me look good"
    Lixian procedes to put his face on Mark's face

    • @joshuaarvia6434
      @joshuaarvia6434 Před 2 lety +9

      100% came here just to comment that. Love Lixian's editing!

    • @Jay54632
      @Jay54632 Před 2 lety +2

      @Don't Read My Profile Photo okay

    • @Styxintheriver
      @Styxintheriver Před 2 lety +18

      Yeah that sure is what happened, with no added commentary or anything of substance other than just stating exactly what happened

    • @Roriloty
      @Roriloty Před 2 lety +1

      @Don't Read My Profile Photo shut up
      please

    • @ult_mpx
      @ult_mpx Před 2 lety

      HAHAHAHAA! YES!

  • @baeriyuki
    @baeriyuki Před 2 lety +3

    love learning new words with mark

  • @g1a908
    @g1a908 Před 2 lety +1

    i don't know what it is, and i don't know if the music is part of the game. but the way lixian edits mark with the music scratches the brain in the right way. like those two collaborating every video is probably something that makes me so happy abt this channel. lixian enhances the humor in mark and adds a sprinkle of his own in the MOST SATISFYING way. i love everything abt this channel, and i will forever hold it over myself for not indulging in it earlier

  • @WookieeElf
    @WookieeElf Před 2 lety +400

    I love how Mark was so chill with the cannibalism simulator until the steak comment 😂

    • @amirhb7531
      @amirhb7531 Před 2 lety +1

      What was the joke I didn't get it

    • @sevenover42
      @sevenover42 Před 2 lety +24

      @@amirhb7531 a lot of people (& probably mark too) prefer meat cooked in medium rare and hate well done meat

    • @Playhard97
      @Playhard97 Před 2 lety +6

      @@amirhb7531 it also implies there are connoisseurs of human t bone.

    • @oreo-postraphe
      @oreo-postraphe Před 2 lety +1

      Its a sweenie todd simulator-

    • @WookieeElf
      @WookieeElf Před 2 lety

      @@oreo-postraphe if it really was, he’d be a barber, not a tailor

  • @Lord-xm7zn
    @Lord-xm7zn Před 2 lety +667

    Markiplier: Well, you know, I'm probably too lazy to do one simulator at a time 😅
    Also Markiplier: *creates the whole high quality interactive movie In Space with Markiplier*

    • @nemosomen
      @nemosomen Před 2 lety +20

      He also did a whole series for power washing simulator 😂

    • @ruthselby6192
      @ruthselby6192 Před 2 lety +3

      I guess he just picks and chooses

    • @erisusilva288
      @erisusilva288 Před 2 lety +6

      He also he made A heist movie thing

    • @pineappleparty1624
      @pineappleparty1624 Před 2 lety +1

      And I'm not watching it out of principle. All the annoying stopping to talk about it his videos.

  • @durusiladeadblood311
    @durusiladeadblood311 Před 2 lety +1

    I’d LOVE to see a full play through of Ravenous Devils. I always enjoy your videos, thanks for sharing your personality with us!

  • @Lucid_Kitty
    @Lucid_Kitty Před 2 lety +5

    "I'll be levitating slowly into your room at exactly 12:41 tonight" alright Mark, see ya there ;)

  • @halosreaper1
    @halosreaper1 Před 2 lety +454

    Really wanna see more of "Ravenous Devils" honestly that was an interesting take on a management game

    • @DeKleenn
      @DeKleenn Před 2 lety +17

      Gameplay reminds me of an older game called this war of mine, set in eastern europe in the middle of a modern warzone, not much of story but has some elements, definitely a recommend.

    • @maxgoldhirsch2043
      @maxgoldhirsch2043 Před 2 lety +41

      its also obviously influenced by Sweeney Todd which is really cool

    • @TheMattmatt1234
      @TheMattmatt1234 Před 2 lety +15

      @@maxgoldhirsch2043 influenced? It's literally Sweeney Todd

    • @maxgoldhirsch2043
      @maxgoldhirsch2043 Před 2 lety +2

      @@TheMattmatt1234 okay fair

    • @amethystcovette
      @amethystcovette Před 2 lety +7

      I was disappointed when he clicked off of it so fast

  • @epicplayz6132
    @epicplayz6132 Před 2 lety +489

    Mark: “Lixian make me look good.”
    Lixian: *Puts his face on Mark’s face* ❤️❤️❤️

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 Před 2 lety +6

      He *does* look good.

    • @Ashelybee
      @Ashelybee Před 2 lety +12

      Thanks for retelling the joke

    • @user-js9nk7nc1z
      @user-js9nk7nc1z Před 2 lety +3

      thank you for pointing out the joke, i don't think i would've understood it if it weren't for this enlightening comment ❤

    • @26mic80
      @26mic80 Před 2 lety

      I make entertaining vids just like Markiplier. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not you can come back to tell me

    • @saucesaucesaucesauce1380
      @saucesaucesaucesauce1380 Před 2 lety

      thanks for expanding on this complicated piece of humor, really opened my eyes to the joke

  • @x_otakuramen_x
    @x_otakuramen_x Před 2 lety +3

    Mark: *describes and starts playing third game*
    Me: *starts chanting Todd Sweeny over and over again*
    (The third game reminds me so much of Sweeny Todd.)

    • @rindaman
      @rindaman Před rokem

      Because the game acts as if it's a sequel to Sweeney Todd

  • @makerofeditsmov
    @makerofeditsmov Před rokem +1

    NO WAY THE LIGHTNING WHEN HE SAID MURDER OMG THATS AMAZING AHHH IM GOING ON A MARKIPLIER SPREE AND GOD I LOVE THAT

  • @kaisaniatan263
    @kaisaniatan263 Před 2 lety +272

    Ravenous Devils: How seldom it is one meets a fellow spirit.
    Sweeney Todd fans: With fellow tastes…in games at least.

    • @scoobysnax
      @scoobysnax Před 2 lety +6

      *Fallen London fans have entered the chat*

    • @thatonewitch
      @thatonewitch Před 2 lety

      Ngl, makes me think of Bloodbath Bakery

    • @chelseafreeman4080
      @chelseafreeman4080 Před 2 lety

      @@scoobysnax hell yeah

    • @kaisaniatan263
      @kaisaniatan263 Před 2 lety

      Interesting. I’d never seen either of those. They look pretty cool tho

  • @bean_boy4511
    @bean_boy4511 Před 2 lety +286

    Honestly wouldn't mind to see more of game 3, it's very intriguing.

    • @lexbourassa1851
      @lexbourassa1851 Před 2 lety +16

      watch the movie called :sweeney todd the demon barber of fleet street

    • @iishilpisinhaii
      @iishilpisinhaii Před 2 lety +1

      Right!!!

    • @Frenchaboo
      @Frenchaboo Před 2 lety +1

      CallMeKevin played it recently too but also for just 10 or so minutes. I miss when youtubers did full playthroughs in multiple short vids, now it's always either 10 minutes or an hour.

    • @freedantheeternal
      @freedantheeternal Před 2 lety

      I own it. It's only about 3-4 hours long anyway, and pretty much the same throughout.

    • @absolutely_fabulous891
      @absolutely_fabulous891 Před 2 lety

      I was thoroughly enjoying Mark's accented narration 🤣

  • @jubbano7791
    @jubbano7791 Před rokem +4

    1:07 LMAAAOOOOO

  • @Minishot_Writing
    @Minishot_Writing Před 2 lety

    I just beat the main story of Ravenous Devils and omg it is so so so good. I'd love to see a full playthrough from you Mark!! One of the best morbid games I've ever played. The story is even very good.

  • @mr.jglokta191
    @mr.jglokta191 Před 2 lety +157

    The fact that the last game had almost the exact same voice that Mark did is amazing 🤣
    Also it's nice to see that the residents on Fleet Street aren't going hungry

    • @AylaMarine
      @AylaMarine Před 2 lety +10

      But they apparently haven't learned shit. Still falling for the same sort of traps...

  • @etozy7065
    @etozy7065 Před 2 lety +193

    The Last game reminds me of an incident that happened in my country, Nigeria. The police actually found a cannibal restaurant, the worst part is that the customers said their meat was extremely delicious than usual meat.

    • @purplepartytigerd1598
      @purplepartytigerd1598 Před 2 lety +14

      Daaaaaamn that's really messed up

    • @josephbogart6604
      @josephbogart6604 Před 2 lety +14

      Probably happens more than we realize

    • @LeSarthois
      @LeSarthois Před 2 lety +35

      @@josephbogart6604 It is a least in several folklores stories of Medieval Europe. At least in France, there is the "Marmouset Street cannibals" where a barber would assassinate his last customer of the day, and the butcher next to him would use the free meat. That was around 1400.

    • @TheMeloettaful
      @TheMeloettaful Před 2 lety +7

      @LeSarthois huh, I wonder if that's where the inspiration for Sweeney Todd came from 🤔🙂.

    • @eminakostic3406
      @eminakostic3406 Před 2 lety +11

      I looked into the nigeria story, it looks like the hotel owner got set up by a bunch of people who hated him. Tje snopes article is really good.

  • @elissadenman4546
    @elissadenman4546 Před 2 lety +3

    I would honestly love to see Mark play more Powerwash simulator too. It has Co-op now lol! I love watching Mark play simulator games lol.

    • @Skyfire85
      @Skyfire85 Před 2 lety +1

      Mark and Sean Powerwash Co-Op when?

  • @nyasiaaa2954
    @nyasiaaa2954 Před 2 lety +2

    i really love how calm markiplier is, like other gamers usually scream and yell. markiplier is just like fun but also relaxing at the same time. you don’t have to worry about your eardrums being blown out 😭

  • @samfinkjensen
    @samfinkjensen Před 2 lety +144

    Didn’t realize how much I missed seeing Lixian’s little character interact with videos!

  • @Summer-vp3dt
    @Summer-vp3dt Před 2 lety +317

    Lixian always finds a way to make these videos better.
    "Lixian make me look good." *Puts a mask of his face on Mark.

    • @fvxbii
      @fvxbii Před 2 lety +4

      @YeaMan no

    • @carlivasquez6840
      @carlivasquez6840 Před 2 lety

      Fr Lixian’s sense of humor is amazing

    • @ashleyr6809
      @ashleyr6809 Před 2 lety +2

      @@fvxbii ignore them

    • @chillas99
      @chillas99 Před 2 lety

      Lixian is the freaking GOAT

    • @WillLuigiVG
      @WillLuigiVG Před 2 lety

      @@fvxbii Report, ignore, but never @ their reply or even down-vote them, just report, ignore, then comment.

  • @loki4807
    @loki4807 Před rokem +2

    I know DISTRACTABLE but I still want Mark to open my door run at me like a Spartan solider and punch my face into oblivion like Captain Falcon.
    HURT ME PLENTY MY KING!

  • @jmerkle213
    @jmerkle213 Před rokem +3

    "it's not stealing, it's... [stealing]"
    the fact that purloin means steal lmfao

  • @kiaracoston2604
    @kiaracoston2604 Před 2 lety +116

    When the last one is subtly based on Sweeny Todd, and drops the hint in the beginning dialog "The home once belonged to a barber" and "The basement already has a nice working kitchen."

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED Před 2 lety +236

    Mark : "This is not just any Cooking Simulator I've played before. This is a Cooking [18:09] Simulator where you use H U M A N S"
    Me : _"Wait, will he actually play the game ???"_
    _(Excitedly cheers in Cooking Companions)_

    • @creepyfurrguy4956
      @creepyfurrguy4956 Před 2 lety +2

      I see I wasn't the only one

    • @Deathsong19
      @Deathsong19 Před 2 lety +1

      I actually thought he was talking about this game for a second ngl

    • @rhiannonpinnick4481
      @rhiannonpinnick4481 Před 2 lety +1

      We all need to spam him to play Cooking Compainions. I feel he would like it!

    • @JDuvall757
      @JDuvall757 Před 2 lety

      Honestly love ur about page😂

  • @castingcallvoicereferences3392

    I actuily liked Ravenous Devils more then i thought! I hope we get to see more of this game.

  • @vanillune
    @vanillune Před 2 lety

    14:42 Ive been waiting for this reference for years! So many missed opportunities, and yet, here it is, in a simulator video.

  • @demonkitty6998
    @demonkitty6998 Před 2 lety +365

    Mark: *thinks he can be spooky and levitate into my room at night*
    Me: Alright buddy, you can try if you want I guess. *knows that my window doesn't open so I will watch him smack hilariously into it like a bug*

    • @mimicmey
      @mimicmey Před 2 lety +27

      My window is extremely close to the neighbor's wall outside, so I'd love to see him struggle to scooch in there

    • @Niimu-it5ll
      @Niimu-it5ll Před 2 lety +6

      Unfunny af + cringe

    • @averythecat1998
      @averythecat1998 Před 2 lety +2

      Same 🤣

    • @jameswent48
      @jameswent48 Před 2 lety

      Troll

    • @OPB627
      @OPB627 Před 2 lety +4

      My windows are sealed shut. Plus I don’t have a bedroom, I sleep in the living room. Jokes on him. He’ll be very confused.

  • @rewenemp
    @rewenemp Před 2 lety +81

    At this point, I’m only not listening to distractible because mark has taught me to be obstinate and ignore authority at all possible intervals.

  • @deecee1486
    @deecee1486 Před 2 lety

    I love Lixians' humor and edits in Marks' videos!

  • @kinseyvarrato5735
    @kinseyvarrato5735 Před 2 lety

    I screamed when he got to Ravenous Devils because I literally downloaded it on my Switch the night before and kept thinking to myself how entertaining it would be to watch Mark experience it.

  • @cooldude7255
    @cooldude7255 Před 2 lety +125

    I honestly think the Ravenous Devils could be a great series, not for Mark's throat, but overall great content

    • @26mic80
      @26mic80 Před 2 lety

      I make entertaining vids just like Markiplier. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not you can come back to tell me

    • @CHlCKIN
      @CHlCKIN Před 2 lety +13

      @@26mic80 wtf a kind bot. they're learning

    • @dundun26
      @dundun26 Před 2 lety

      @@26mic80 this is a bot

    • @idontcarewhatitis
      @idontcarewhatitis Před 2 lety

      I've gotten all the achievements on it. Surprisingly fun.... the Steak animation is a little.... much to say the least though...🤢

  • @plus_ultra2.0
    @plus_ultra2.0 Před 2 lety +247

    I love that this video is full of references of "Who Killed Markiplier", "In Space With Markiplier" and Darkiplier sometimes lol, thank you Mark. 💕

    • @Froggyman780
      @Froggyman780 Před 2 lety

      Is that what the red blue was

    • @estefaniasorando4409
      @estefaniasorando4409 Před 2 lety

      @@Froggyman780 yep

    • @juicymoose8968
      @juicymoose8968 Před 2 lety +2

      There was also a reference to "a heist with markiplier", when he said "oh I'm on a boat" the edit was one of the paths

    • @Froggyman780
      @Froggyman780 Před 2 lety

      @@juicymoose8968 yeah I saw that

    • @plus_ultra2.0
      @plus_ultra2.0 Před 2 lety

      @@juicymoose8968 oh, right!! I didn't notice it lol, thank you!

  • @Teddy-cn5xq
    @Teddy-cn5xq Před rokem +1

    Dude I love the lore that every simulator game Mark plays is secretly a horror game. I need more power wash simulator lore

  • @t-tomie
    @t-tomie Před 2 lety +1

    I can't stop smiling from the mark and lixian bit at the intro :DDD

  • @z-beeblebrox
    @z-beeblebrox Před 2 lety +82

    28:56 Mark might be morally opposed to cannibalism, but by god if you're gonna do it, at least cook the steaks properly!

  • @D4rant
    @D4rant Před 2 lety +1094

    I love how this video is full of references from the lore.
    Also I can’t stop laughing from this moment 18:43

    • @plaguedcoffee4584
      @plaguedcoffee4584 Před 2 lety +30

      This is one of those times im clueless lol

    • @koothic_j
      @koothic_j Před 2 lety +7

      ikr!! i had a feeling when i saw that his led lights were red

    • @peppyluscious
      @peppyluscious Před 2 lety +13

      THE LOOOREE!!!! 😂

    • @jaspherjamesdolendo_mms-kitka
      @jaspherjamesdolendo_mms-kitka Před 2 lety +8

      A barber live in this house and the food is a pie. That sound familiar.

    • @preface6612
      @preface6612 Před 2 lety +10

      For a second I was not sure what he meant but then I realized it'd Darkiplier right? He's kinda been hinting at him but I'm wondering if it'll actually be smthg or he's just bringing him up for laughs.

  • @seankaz5130
    @seankaz5130 Před 2 lety +2

    We need figurines like that for the Who Killed Markiplier universe characters