Tik Toks That Makes You Wanna Uninstall [TIKTOK#11]

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  • @JustsomeSpaceG1
    @JustsomeSpaceG1 Před 2 lety +9588

    " I don't even like cats but they are so funny " that's how it always starts Felix. Next thing you remember is that you live with 6 cats

  • @ChippyGaming
    @ChippyGaming Před 2 lety +24273

    as a fellow Englishman
    budgeh = budgie (bird)

    • @ni66afrfr
      @ni66afrfr Před 2 lety +49

      Yoo chippy

    • @LightningSquad
      @LightningSquad Před 2 lety +12

      I uploaded my Face Reveal.....

    • @bedlover9273
      @bedlover9273 Před 2 lety +126

      Ugh.. my tiny commment is between these bots lol

    • @kimguir303
      @kimguir303 Před 2 lety +124

      @@MrUssy101 ok

    • @Memecious
      @Memecious Před 2 lety +14

      I love it when the notification shows up 'someone liked your reply' and "you have a new subscriber"

  • @alf440
    @alf440 Před 2 lety +2088

    As a Slovak I’m pretty sure that the guys made the flying car just to get out of Slovakia.

  • @eclipseco8339
    @eclipseco8339 Před 2 lety +526

    The ‘Gamer bath’ scares me how the laptop is over the water

  • @ryanjones5152
    @ryanjones5152 Před 2 lety +2500

    Pewdiepie: "why can't we poo together"
    Me: "I prefer to shower alone"

  • @derrickm6776
    @derrickm6776 Před 2 lety +2662

    “Minions colored bath bomb”
    Just makes it look like pee now

    • @reethegirl7822
      @reethegirl7822 Před 2 lety +10

      I thought it was a new prank trend on tiktok in the first second

    • @GastNdorf
      @GastNdorf Před 2 lety +3

      Thought it was like Belle Delphine gamer pee bath meme again at the start

    • @kennedeeznuts3031
      @kennedeeznuts3031 Před 2 lety +2

      Mom found the Piss tub

    • @xrzqq
      @xrzqq Před 2 lety

      Ikr wtf

    • @teeee9632
      @teeee9632 Před 2 lety +3

      if ur pee is yellow pls drink more water

  • @MrsRoseSimple
    @MrsRoseSimple Před 2 lety +355

    PewDiePie: “The gaps in stalls in America make me so uncomfortable.”
    Also PewDiePie: “We pee together! WHY CANT WE POOP TOGETHER?!”

  • @simplehcr2889
    @simplehcr2889 Před 2 lety +262

    Pewdiepie: “ma name is Peeeewdiepie”
    My translating text for no reason: “Beeeeauty bye”

    • @boxeswithfoxes
      @boxeswithfoxes Před 2 lety +3

      He didnt change his shirt in 4 days that couldve been it LOL idk

  • @A76noname
    @A76noname Před 2 lety +2458

    "Why can't we poop next to each other?" Because you can't fit several people into the shower, Felix.

    • @emmaneutzler676
      @emmaneutzler676 Před 2 lety +26

      ahhahaha that one got me

    • @duckk4515
      @duckk4515 Před 2 lety +16

      LMAAAO

    • @lightcer3
      @lightcer3 Před 2 lety +10

      a small bathtub for each person duh

    • @SL2797
      @SL2797 Před 2 lety +8

      A B S O L U T L E L Y
      D E C I M A T E D

    • @smith2luke
      @smith2luke Před 2 lety +21

      "Or can you?"
      Vsauce noises

  • @sarthraut6618
    @sarthraut6618 Před 2 lety +798

    "Why can't we poop together"
    Says the most awkward person on the Earth

    • @Ragnar_Aevarsson
      @Ragnar_Aevarsson Před 2 lety +48

      “Why can’t we poop together”
      “Idk Felix, we were supposed to until you decided to shit in the shower…. Without us”

    • @enigma5014
      @enigma5014 Před 2 lety +1

      YOU!

    • @justalula7151
      @justalula7151 Před 2 lety +2

      *inserts the Conan handshake clip*

    • @sarthraut6618
      @sarthraut6618 Před 2 lety

      @@Ragnar_Aevarsson Unfair, innit!

    • @sarthraut6618
      @sarthraut6618 Před 2 lety

      @@justalula7151 gracefully laughs

  • @littlebirdy8143
    @littlebirdy8143 Před 2 lety +121

    I feel like Felix lowkey will love cats. Martzia just needs to get one 🐈‍⬛

  • @elsaemuu9990
    @elsaemuu9990 Před 2 lety +305

    “Ancient Greeks wiped with bits of pottery”
    …Okay but like, whats wrong with leaves?

    • @gokulsuji233
      @gokulsuji233 Před 2 lety +32

      They like it rough

    • @Zack-wc5mv
      @Zack-wc5mv Před 2 lety +1

      They are invincible.
      Interms of back attack of course

    • @darvin50k
      @darvin50k Před 2 lety +6

      To everyone: No matter what youu are going through in life always remember that God loves you very much May God bless everyone who found this comment stay safe guys 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡

    • @Mariam-hr1hw
      @Mariam-hr1hw Před 2 lety +13

      Water is superior
      Seriously though, why not

    • @chrisnik680
      @chrisnik680 Před 2 lety +4

      Actually this was 100% wrong. They used rocks and leafs. The potery with the names on them were a WHOLE other thing. Every one threw one piece of ceramic with the name of someone the wanted to leave the town and whoever's name was found the most times he was exailed

  • @BattleTheSuperHotMaleIII
    @BattleTheSuperHotMaleIII Před 2 lety +1453

    “There is no need to uninstall if it is not installed”
    -Gandhi, probably

  • @JA-nt6fl
    @JA-nt6fl Před 2 lety +1770

    Pewds: does my shirt smell weird?
    Marzia: yes you haven’t washed it in 4 days

    • @menjivarTv
      @menjivarTv Před 2 lety +7

      Please for the love of god stop using this format to make comments 😩

    • @sillygamer3963
      @sillygamer3963 Před 2 lety +10

      @@menjivarTv y

    • @mrhomosensual8717
      @mrhomosensual8717 Před 2 lety

      @DONT ok

    • @menjivarTv
      @menjivarTv Před 2 lety

      @@sillygamer3963 It is beyond dead and it doesn't make the comment funnier

    • @ZelenskyPlane
      @ZelenskyPlane Před 2 lety +5

      @@menjivarTv idk what you watch but it is far from dead

  • @ryanscott6578
    @ryanscott6578 Před 2 lety +88

    How has Felix lived in the UK for years yet he can't understand standard UK accents lmao

    • @MrEfkius
      @MrEfkius Před 2 lety +15

      He never left his house

    • @xXDevilHornzXx
      @xXDevilHornzXx Před 2 lety +5

      I'm glad someone pointed this out as it frustrates me too 😂

  • @cloverhouse3146
    @cloverhouse3146 Před 2 lety +46

    Felix: TikToks that make you wanna uninstall
    Also Felix: enjoys every TikTok in the video

  • @fromtiktoktoamazon6078
    @fromtiktoktoamazon6078 Před 2 lety +3374

    Felix: “why can’t we poo together?”
    Because there isn’t that much space in one shower my dude

  • @brewercorbin3099
    @brewercorbin3099 Před 2 lety +1056

    I wonder if Felix realizes how much he is like a cat. Felix is even a badass cat name.

    • @epicgmaer26
      @epicgmaer26 Před 2 lety +10

      thx for the idea!

    • @jillianmarie9998
      @jillianmarie9998 Před 2 lety +21

      My friend had a cat named Felix and he was the best. So I agree :p

    • @epicgmaer26
      @epicgmaer26 Před 2 lety +9

      @@jillianmarie9998 i hope felix is doing okay :D

    • @Megan9689
      @Megan9689 Před 2 lety +18

      Felix the Cat from 1919!

    • @brewercorbin3099
      @brewercorbin3099 Před 2 lety +3

      @@Megan9689 I didn’t even think about that!!!

  • @noname-xo5mp
    @noname-xo5mp Před 2 lety +29

    That punch the softest thing is genius.
    Wish I'd of know that in the 2nd grade

  • @ashk8852
    @ashk8852 Před 2 lety +25

    A ‘budgeh’ is a budgie also known as a parakeet

  • @willchalloner6643
    @willchalloner6643 Před 2 lety +961

    I’m pretty sure the Roman’s sharing the shitsticks is where we get the phrase “the wrong end of the stick”
    Meaning when passing the stick around if you grabbed the dirty end….. you’d have the wrong end of the stick

    • @snekback.
      @snekback. Před 2 lety +24

      damn, i watched sam o'nella's video on etymology but i feel like im running into more of it everyday

    • @annaaveryanova8873
      @annaaveryanova8873 Před 2 lety +18

      BIG BRAIIIIN

    • @soach1746
      @soach1746 Před 2 lety +16

      The actual saying is 'ended up on the shit end of the stick'.

    • @willchalloner6643
      @willchalloner6643 Před 2 lety +10

      @@soach1746 there’s a lot of variations

    • @sir.neilson3344
      @sir.neilson3344 Před 2 lety +2

      420 likes already so to pay my respect I won't like. F

  • @rajsamana5503
    @rajsamana5503 Před 2 lety +1039

    "I don't even like cats, but they are so funny"
    *It explains alot thing.*

  • @gekkeju
    @gekkeju Před 2 lety +252

    "I don't even like cats"
    And i took that personally.

  • @evyonedies
    @evyonedies Před 2 lety +46

    “I don’t even like cats I don’t even like cats” one day..

    • @MoXy69409
      @MoXy69409 Před 2 lety

      Cats are cute, and can be scary at times. I really love cats but sometimes they are bite and scratch me for no reason lol, it scared me.

    • @xrzqq
      @xrzqq Před 2 lety

      Lmao

  • @_raccoon_1073
    @_raccoon_1073 Před 2 lety +736

    People: “I want flying car”
    Planes: :/

  • @jimmycryz
    @jimmycryz Před 2 lety +560

    "Who loves birds so much."
    Jaiden: Sad noises.

    • @toritennant
      @toritennant Před 2 lety +1

      Me who has 4 birds: 😔

    • @capital_of_texas
      @capital_of_texas Před 2 lety

      @@isp-assilem6420 PewDiePie is ours 🇨🇳🇱🇦🇰🇵🇻🇳🇨🇺

    • @boomstick5238
      @boomstick5238 Před 2 lety +2

      what are these comments lmao

  • @suckondeeznutskaeya
    @suckondeeznutskaeya Před 2 lety +144

    Felix: "Which part cus they're clearly the right ones"
    Me, who's living in a third world country: (´∩。• ᵕ •。∩`)

    • @havocer944
      @havocer944 Před 2 lety +6

      They actually use that in India

    • @coiiz
      @coiiz Před 2 lety +1

      Ok

    • @kukozume3027
      @kukozume3027 Před 2 lety +3

      Muslims also use something called a Muslim shower it feels so much cleaner I've used one before!!

    • @nollanoodle5697
      @nollanoodle5697 Před 2 lety +1

      exactly Iran lmao

    • @coiiz
      @coiiz Před 2 lety

      @@nollanoodle5697 eh

  • @steinaf
    @steinaf Před 2 lety +24

    The Full Metal Alchemist dog meme is so cute and funny.

  • @chraerit
    @chraerit Před 2 lety +797

    Box: *Hits Karen*
    Karen pauses for a second: "Should i do what is so called the professional football player move?"

    • @Annicaha
      @Annicaha Před 2 lety +12

      I think it's more likely that she has studied other Karens in the wild, but that was my first thought too

    • @Roger67164
      @Roger67164 Před 2 lety +14

      @Noah Burnham Football as in joe mama

    • @lukebecker7195
      @lukebecker7195 Před 2 lety

      Soccer

    • @Zephyrus_YT
      @Zephyrus_YT Před 2 lety

      @Noah Burnham soccer

    • @lone_berserker
      @lone_berserker Před 2 lety +5

      @Noah Burnham Football that is not rugby. And I don't know why American football is called football while most things are done by hand. And please don't refer to football to the word starting with S.

  • @tardybloomer
    @tardybloomer Před 2 lety +887

    “we pee next to each other, why not poop??”
    women who don’t pee next to each other: 👁👄👁

    • @verano3992
      @verano3992 Před 2 lety +6

      hahahahaha

    • @nomoretwitterhandles
      @nomoretwitterhandles Před 2 lety +13

      I mean, plenty of men choose to pee in stalls too. Most people pee in stalls.

    • @sofiem1225
      @sofiem1225 Před 2 lety +5

      You, uh... have never been to a party, I presume?

    • @shreygupta7447
      @shreygupta7447 Před 2 lety +10

      And wth they be doin going to washroom together👀

    • @gowatchbsdpls
      @gowatchbsdpls Před 2 lety +20

      @@shreygupta7447 cuz hermoine got attacked,Myrtle died and Katie got cursed. Thats y girls go to the washroom in groups😳that or the obvious, G O S S I P

  • @hannahodom284
    @hannahodom284 Před 2 lety +19

    Budgeh is Budgie which is another name for a parakeet. It stems from the Australian work budgerigar which stems from the Aboriginal word betcherrygah (meaning good food), which is interesting considering parakeets have barely any meat on them.

  • @jonathanjones8832
    @jonathanjones8832 Před 2 lety +28

    When I watch CZcams and poo at same time, I feel uncomfortable looking at faces, but now I can look at PewDiePie's knowing he will accept pooing next to me. By my side :)

  • @nickmeade6358
    @nickmeade6358 Před 2 lety +633

    She says fourteen, Aussie accents often lighten the “T”

    • @nicholasrossi816
      @nicholasrossi816 Před 2 lety +9

      Foureen?

    • @bridiemcclure
      @bridiemcclure Před 2 lety +17

      @@nicholasrossi816 Aussie here - it depends on where you come from because believe it or not we do have three subtly different accents lol. The more 'outback' you are then you're more likely to say something like "fourdeen" and sound nasal and like 'twangy' stereotypical Australians people overseas seem to think of us all as. But otherwise it's just a normal 't'. It also depends on how fast you're speaking - if "fourteen" were important you'd say it with more clarity so as not to get confused or miss out on the detail

    • @landon1136
      @landon1136 Před 2 lety +18

      @@bridiemcclure is outback sorta like the Australian equivalent of the south in the us? Like a bit more rural and very distinct accents compared to other areas?

    • @alexg1778
      @alexg1778 Před 2 lety +2

      Fuckin aye mate.

    • @rahulthapamagar1714
      @rahulthapamagar1714 Před 2 lety

      What do you mean my we don't say -

  • @beaucarter498
    @beaucarter498 Před 2 lety +193

    My school had bathrooms like ancient societies apparently, gotta love military school lol

    • @toxicanimeguy4067
      @toxicanimeguy4067 Před 2 lety

      Pakistan,[c] officially the Islamic Republic of Pakistan,[d] is a country in South Asia. It is the world's fifth-most populous country, with a population exceeding 225.2 million, and has the world's second-largest Muslim population. Pakistan is the 33rd-largest country by area, spanning 881,913 square kilometres (340,509 square miles). It has a 1,046-kilometre (650-mile) coastline along the Arabian Sea and Gulf of Oman in the south, and is bordered by India to the east, Afghanistan to the west, Iran to the southwest, and China to the northeast. It is separated narrowly from Tajikistan by Afghanistan's Wakhan Corridor in the north, and also shares a maritime border with Oman.
      Pakistan is the site of several ancient cultures, including the 8,500-year-old Neolithic site of Mehrgarh in Balochistan,[13] and the Indus Valley Civilisation of the Bronze Age, the most extensive of the civilisations of the Old World.[14][15] The region that comprises the modern state of Pakistan was the realm of multiple empires and dynasties, including the Achaemenid; briefly that of Alexander the Great; the Seleucid, the Maurya, the Kushan, the Gupta;[16] the Umayyad Caliphate in its southern regions, the Hindu Shahi, the Ghaznavids, the Delhi Sultanate, the Mughals,[17] the Durranis, the Sikh Empire, British East India Company rule, and most recently, the British Indian Empire from 1858 to 1947.
      Spurred by the Pakistan Movement, which sought a homeland for the Muslims of British India, and election victories in 1946 by the All-India Muslim League, Pakistan gained independence in 1947 after the Partition of the British Indian Empire, which awarded separate statehood to its Muslim-majority regions and was accompanied by an unparalleled mass migration and loss of life.[18][19] Initially a Dominion of the British Commonwealth, Pakistan officially drafted its constitution in 1956, and emerged as a declared Islamic republic. In 1971, the exclave of East Pakistan seceded as the new country of Bangladesh after a nine-month-long civil war. In the following four decades, Pakistan has been ruled by governments whose descriptions, although complex, commonly alternated between civilian and military, democratic and authoritarian, relatively secular and Islamist.[20] Pakistan elected a civilian government in 2008, and in 2010 adopted a parliamentary system with periodic elections.[21][22]
      Pakistan is a middle power, and has the world's sixth-largest standing armed forces. It is a declared nuclear-weapons state, and is ranked amongst the emerging and growth-leading economies,[23][24] with a large and rapidly-growing middle class.[25][26] Pakistan's political history since independence has been characterized by periods of significant economic and military growth as well those of political and economic instability. It is an ethnically and linguistically diverse country, with similarly diverse geography and wildlife. However, the country continues to face challenges, including poverty, illiteracy, corruption and terrorism.[27][28][29] Pakistan is a member of the United Nations, the Shanghai Cooperation Organisation, the Organisation of Islamic Cooperation, the British Commonwealth of Nations, the South Asian Association for Regional Cooperation, the Islamic Military Counter-Terrorism Coalition, and is designated as a major non-NATO ally by the United States.
      Etymology
      The name Pakistan means literally "a land abounding in the pure" or "a land in which the pure abound", in Urdu and Persian. It references the word پاک (pāk), meaning "pure" in Persian and Pashto.[30] The suffix ـستان (transliterated in English as stân after stem word ending in a vowel; estân or istân after a stem ending in a consonant) is from Persian, and means "a place abounding in" [31] or "a place where anything abounds".[32]
      The name of the country was coined in 1933 by Choudhry Rahmat Ali, a Pakistan Movement activist, who published it in a pamphlet Now or Never,[33] using it as an acronym ("thirty million Muslim brethren who live in PAKISTAN"), and referring to the names of the five northern regions of the British Raj: Punjab, Afghania, Kashmir, Sindh, and Baluchistan.[33]
      History
      Main article: History of Pakistan
      See also: Outline of South Asian history
      Early and medieval age
      Main articles: Indus Valley Civilization, Vedic Period, Mauryan Empire, Indo-Greek Kingdom, Gupta Empire, Pala Empire, Sikh Empire, and Mughal Empire
      Indus Priest King Statue from Mohenjo-Daro.
      Some of the earliest ancient human civilisations in South Asia originated from areas encompassing present-day Pakistan.[34] The earliest known inhabitants in the region were Soanian during the Lower Paleolithic, of whom stone tools have been found in the Soan Valley of Punjab.[35] The Indus region, which covers most of present day Pakistan, was the site of several successive ancient cultures including the Neolithic Mehrgarh[36] and the Bronze Age Indus Valley Civilisation[37][38][39][40][41] (2,800-1,800 BCE) at Harappa and Mohenjo-Daro.[42][43]
      Standing Buddha from Gandhara, Greco-Buddhist art, 1st-2nd century AD.
      The Vedic period (1500-500 BCE) was characterised by an Indo-Aryan culture; during this period the Vedas, the oldest scriptures associated with Hinduism, were composed, and this culture later became well established in the region.[44][45] Multan was an important Hindu pilgrimage centre.[46] The Vedic civilisation flourished in the ancient Gandhāran city of Takṣaśilā, now Taxila in the Punjab, which was founded around 1000 BCE.[47][36] Successive ancient empires and kingdoms ruled the region: the Persian Achaemenid Empire (around 519 BCE), Alexander the Great's empire in 326 BCE[48] and the Maurya Empire, founded by Chandragupta Maurya and extended by Ashoka the Great, until 185 BCE.[36] The Indo-Greek Kingdom founded by Demetrius of Bactria (180-165 BCE) included Gandhara and Punjab and reached its greatest extent under Menander (165-150 BCE), prospering the Greco-Buddhist culture in the region.[36][49] Taxila had one of the earliest universities and centres of higher education in the world, which was established during the late Vedic period in 6th century BCE.[50][51] The school consisted of several monasteries without large dormitories or lecture halls where the religious instruction was provided on an individualistic basis.[51] The ancient university was documented by the invading forces of Alexander the Great and was also recorded by Chinese pilgrims in the 4th or 5th century CE.[52][53][54][55]
      At its zenith, the Rai Dynasty (489-632 CE) of Sindh ruled this region and the surrounding territories.[56] The Pala Dynasty was the last Buddhist empire, which, under Dharmapala and Devapala, stretched across South Asia from what is now Bangladesh through Northern India to Pakistan.
      Islamic conquest
      The Arab conqueror Muhammad bin Qasim conquered Sindh in 711 CE.[57][58][59][60][61] The Pakistan government's official chronology claims this as the time when the foundation of Pakistan was laid[57][62][63] but the concept of Pakistan arrived in the 19th century. The Early Medieval period (642-1219 CE) witnessed the spread of Islam in the region. During this period, Sufi missionaries played a pivotal role in converting a majority of the regional Buddhist and Hindu population to Islam.[64] Upon the defeat of the Turk and Hindu Shahi dynasties which governed the Kabul Valley, Gandhara (present-day Khyber Pakhtunkwa), and western Punjab in the 7th to 11th centuries CE, several successive Muslim empires ruled over the region, including the Ghaznavid Empire (975-1187 CE), the Ghorid Kingdom, and the Delhi Sultanate (1206-1526 CE). The Lodi dynasty, the last of the Delhi Sultanate, was replaced by the Mughal Empire (1526-1857 CE).
      Badshahi Mosque, Lahore
      The Mughals introduced Persian literature and high culture, establishing the roots of Indo-Persian culture in the region.[65] In the region of modern-day Pakistan, key cities during the Mughal period were Lahore and Thatta,[66] both of which were chosen as the site of impressive Mughal buildings.[67] In the early 16th century, the region remained under the Mughal Empire ruled by Muslim emperors.[68] By the early 18th century, increasing European influence contributed to the slow disintegration of the Mughal Empire as the lines between commercial and political dominance became increasingly blurred.[68]
      During this time, the English East India Company had established coastal outposts.[68] Control over the seas, greater resources, technology, and British military protection led the Company to increasingly flex its military muscle, allowing the Company to gain control over the subcontinent by 1765 and sideline European competitors.[69] Expanding access beyond Bengal and the subsequent increased strength and size of its army enabled it to annex or subdue most of region by the 1820s.[68] Many historians see this as the start of the region's colonial period.[68] By this time, with its economic power severely curtailed by the British parliament and itself effectively made an arm of British administration, the Company began more deliberately to enter non-economic arenas such as education, social reform, and culture.[68] Such reforms included the enforcement of the English Education Act in 1835 and the introduction of the Indian Civil Service (ICS).[70] Traditional madrasahs-primary institutions of higher learning for Muslims in the subcontinent-were no longer supported by the English Crown, and nearly all of the madrasahs lost their financial endowment.

    • @AbhijayAgarwal
      @AbhijayAgarwal Před 2 lety

      @@toxicanimeguy4067 What was the purpose of your comment? You do know that people could just use Wikipedia, right?

  • @yasminsantiago3991
    @yasminsantiago3991 Před 2 lety +14

    The shirt kiss thing is actually so cute tho

  • @Camila1010
    @Camila1010 Před 2 lety +17

    pewds: "Who loves birds so much?"
    Me: Jaiden

  • @callmesway9643
    @callmesway9643 Před 2 lety +732

    The McDonald’s fries one isn’t a conspiracy lmao that’s literally what it was like when I worked there. They told us “fluff, don’t stuff”

    • @chrisspellman5952
      @chrisspellman5952 Před 2 lety +27

      They must have changed. When I worked there like 20 years ago, there was very much a difference.

    • @mistakendawg8885
      @mistakendawg8885 Před 2 lety +88

      @@chrisspellman5952 Without having ever worked in a McDonald's I can tell you things have definitely changed over 20 years.
      Cooporations just get bigger and greedier as time goes on.

    • @lordwaluigi8535
      @lordwaluigi8535 Před 2 lety +31

      Bruh, that's definitely not true where I am. There is definitely a difference in content between sizes

    • @crazysilly2914
      @crazysilly2914 Před 2 lety +10

      @@mistakendawg8885 Thats why you vote with your wallet and don’t eat there. I haven’t eaten McDonalds is at least 2 years. Wendy’s 4 the win!

    • @Djordymans
      @Djordymans Před 2 lety +4

      @@mistakendawg8885 like how the burgers became smaller.

  • @paulandiso3036
    @paulandiso3036 Před 2 lety +741

    "Tiktoks that make you wanna uninstall"
    2 minutes later: Aww that's so cute

    • @auroraparker8746
      @auroraparker8746 Před 2 lety

      Really! I was thinking on how the title's opposite with the content😊😂

    • @eggthefrog948
      @eggthefrog948 Před 2 lety +4

      ​@DON'T haha u funi xd chungus sussi baka bigus dickus dbabay cnovertabel ampgu s cnoervatble derp fortnite dababy ameg ous xd so funi

    • @eggthefrog948
      @eggthefrog948 Před 2 lety

      @DON'T *didn't

  • @prstn9329
    @prstn9329 Před 2 lety +9

    1985: were gonna have flying cars in the future! 2021: wait we actually have flying cars now

  • @edgarmaximilian24
    @edgarmaximilian24 Před 2 lety +8

    4:07
    Fellow neighbor: *uses box attack* (it's very effective)
    Karen: *has a seisure*
    Box attack op

  • @eidolon0170
    @eidolon0170 Před 2 lety +438

    Felix: I don’t even like cats but they’re so funny.
    His parents: You’re literally named after a cat 🐈‍⬛

  • @anettewheeler6600
    @anettewheeler6600 Před 2 lety +517

    "Girls like clothes with no pockets"
    NO FELIX. WE DON'T

    • @VirtualFeats
      @VirtualFeats Před 2 lety +8

      pocketless clothes = an excuse to have multiple bags 🙃

    • @user-kk1gi5xm7t
      @user-kk1gi5xm7t Před 2 lety

      𝘑𝘜𝘚𝘛 𝘎𝘐𝘝𝘌 𝘔𝘌 𝘏𝘈𝘛𝘌 𝘊𝘖𝘔𝘔𝘌𝘕𝘛𝘚 𝘖𝘕 𝘔𝘠 𝘝𝘐𝘋𝘌𝘖
      𝘐 𝘚𝘈𝘐𝘋 𝘎𝘐𝘝𝘌 𝘔𝘌 𝘏𝘈𝘛𝘌 𝘊𝘖𝘔𝘔𝘌𝘕𝘛𝘚 𝘖𝘕 𝘔𝘠 𝘙𝘌𝘊𝘌𝘕𝘛 𝘝𝘐𝘋𝘌𝘖🎥🎥👎🏽👎🏽

    • @Tattooineismycity
      @Tattooineismycity Před 2 lety +16

      As a female, I second that!

    • @cyriladarsh7957
      @cyriladarsh7957 Před 2 lety +1

      Not having pockets makes jeans look perfect

    • @User-qz2wz
      @User-qz2wz Před 2 lety +6

      This reminds me of the black widow movie lmao

  • @samudrapasifik2697
    @samudrapasifik2697 Před 2 lety +7

    6:04 using water is cleaner than toilet paper. and we still use water

  • @trikid1
    @trikid1 Před 2 lety +8

    I love how instead of turning off the copy right music they just muted pewds so man was laughing in mute lol

  • @toenailfungo2741
    @toenailfungo2741 Před 2 lety +490

    The mold avoidance thing is basically talking about how some over-the-counter medicine is made out of mold, but he's just speaking bullcrap since it's totally healthy.

    • @Hallowed_Ground
      @Hallowed_Ground Před 2 lety +19

      No it's definitely more than that. They think they everyone basically has mold living in their homes and they will stop talking to family members if they suspect they will expose them to mold and stuff like that.

    • @bruhtdda6241
      @bruhtdda6241 Před 2 lety +7

      @DON'T stfu

    • @connshell4638
      @connshell4638 Před 2 lety +3

      I’m allergic to penicillin I gotta do that anyway

    • @stampede5930
      @stampede5930 Před 2 lety +1

      @@connshell4638 same I am ultra mold avoiding

    • @Chief
      @Chief Před 2 lety +2

      There's actually some truth to this. I lived in a house with a mold problem and had severe breathing problems for a year after moving out. Tried every diet, medicine, treatment imaginable and nothing fully worked until I did a 9 day fast.

  • @calistapestka8831
    @calistapestka8831 Před 2 lety +210

    “I have not changed my shirt in four days let’s watch some TikTok” is the perfect sentence to describe me right now.. I haven’t changed my clothes in 3 days and have been watching TikTok for 4 hours straight

  • @RendiTV.
    @RendiTV. Před 2 lety

    Keep the spirit 👍

  • @shellbear124
    @shellbear124 Před 2 lety +6

    I used to have constant nightmares about bathrooms with no stalls

  • @vesh
    @vesh Před 2 lety +5842

    Jokes on you Felix, I already uninstalled the app *LONG AGO* ...

  • @IDarkner
    @IDarkner Před 2 lety +707

    "They share their sticks with each other"
    Felix: "That's the dream!"

  • @herschelschueler
    @herschelschueler Před 2 lety +5

    I like how he thinks we've got it installed in the first place 😂😂

  • @_devil_topazxxx_8227
    @_devil_topazxxx_8227 Před 2 lety

    I remember watching pewdiepie when I was like 7 and now I’m 15 and u just came across him again and I’m so happy

  • @unconsciouspeopledontwanttea

    “I haven’t changed my shirt in four days, let’s watch some TikToks”
    - my life

  • @nevermore6830
    @nevermore6830 Před 2 lety +220

    Avoid mold: Climb mountains
    Don't avoid mold: Can reattach limbs

    • @TimelyLeaf
      @TimelyLeaf Před 2 lety +10

      Ah yes. We will become Ethan.

    • @RandiePro
      @RandiePro Před 2 lety +6

      Unexpected Resident Evil

  • @brandonholtz5309
    @brandonholtz5309 Před 2 lety

    Great video. Btw, love your eyes.

  • @RsCloe
    @RsCloe Před 2 lety +2

    that whole mold thing has me in tears, n idk why. maybe its lack of sleep, possibly lack of oxygen from the asthma attack i had earlier today. idk.

  • @crobar1
    @crobar1 Před 2 lety +144

    The special minion bath bomb, makes the bath look like minions took a piss in it

    • @user-kk1gi5xm7t
      @user-kk1gi5xm7t Před 2 lety

      𝘑𝘜𝘚𝘛 𝘎𝘐𝘝𝘌 𝘔𝘌 𝘏𝘈𝘛𝘌 𝘊𝘖𝘔𝘔𝘌𝘕𝘛𝘚 𝘖𝘕 𝘔𝘠 𝘝𝘐𝘋𝘌𝘖
      𝘐 𝘚𝘈𝘐𝘋 𝘎𝘐𝘝𝘌 𝘔𝘌 𝘏𝘈𝘛𝘌 𝘊𝘖𝘔𝘔𝘌𝘕𝘛𝘚 𝘖𝘕 𝘔𝘠 𝘙𝘌𝘊𝘌𝘕𝘛 𝘝𝘐𝘋𝘌𝘖👎🏽👎🏽🎥🎥

    • @davidmoyes7010
      @davidmoyes7010 Před 2 lety

      🤽‍♂️

  • @frknwrld999
    @frknwrld999 Před 2 lety +386

    Pewds: "finally i waited so long"
    *Pewds realizing he needs a pilot license*
    Pewds: "guess I'll wait a little longer"

  • @brie3679
    @brie3679 Před 2 lety +1

    My family hit a really rough financial time when I was a kid, for about two years. One day my mom couldn’t afford toilet paper so she went around the house and got random things like newspapers and...coffee filters. Fun fact: if you need to wipe with coffee filters, crumple them up first to soften them because otherwise they’re..quite sharp. But anyways, I complained about the coffe filters and my mom went “they used to use corn cobs in olden days and sponges on sticks in Ancient Rome. Would you prefer me go dig in the trash for last nights corn, or would you prefer I tie a Brillo pad onto a chopstick?”

  • @sadafkhanom4829
    @sadafkhanom4829 Před 2 lety +1

    Good job

  • @SAMSAM-bc2eo
    @SAMSAM-bc2eo Před 2 lety +397

    Me being from Slovakia and learning the flying car is from Slovakia:
    Patriotism sound intensifies 🇸🇰

    • @h4nd3r31
      @h4nd3r31 Před 2 lety +5

      sk for life
      češkovia su cringe

    • @karolinakucerova8860
      @karolinakucerova8860 Před 2 lety +17

      our shite country finally getting some recognition

    • @enna5525
      @enna5525 Před 2 lety +7

      @@karolinakucerova8860 indeed- we're in the middle of nothing lmao

    • @lmaocetung
      @lmaocetung Před 2 lety +2

      :D from Czech republic

    • @maden_395
      @maden_395 Před 2 lety +5

      Finally Pewds know that Slovakia exist! we upgradin' boys!

  • @breadcrust4006
    @breadcrust4006 Před 2 lety +506

    Felix: women love small pockets so they make it!
    Every women ever: no

    • @rowand.m.9569
      @rowand.m.9569 Před 2 lety +12

      Lol I was thinking the same thing

    • @ivetta8498
      @ivetta8498 Před 2 lety +33

      exactly, im just sitting here wondering what woman told him that

    • @bumbelbop411
      @bumbelbop411 Před 2 lety +4

      That's not what he said though. He said that pants w/o pockets looks better and therefore women buy them.

    • @WhiteDeviluke
      @WhiteDeviluke Před 2 lety +8

      he didn't say that. did you even watch the vid? don't just make up stuff. he said it looks better without pockets. nothing about small pockets

    • @aspannas
      @aspannas Před 2 lety +9

      @@bumbelbop411 As a woman, no that's not why at all. I rarely encounter pants with pockets and if they are there, they are useless. I suggest you read into the actual history of pockets, there are videos on YT about it.

  • @nerissagurley6934
    @nerissagurley6934 Před 2 lety +2

    The McDonalds fry thing is %100 accurate. When I worked there my managers would tell all the employees doing fries to “fluff not stuff”

  • @oupiuopi641
    @oupiuopi641 Před 2 lety

    i love that video of the cat's going crazy lmfaooo i love it whenever it appears on different edit ver

  • @qtash8309
    @qtash8309 Před 2 lety +357

    Pewds: “We pee next to eachother, slong right there”
    Girls: 👁💧👄💧👁

    • @akiramakara2062
      @akiramakara2062 Před 2 lety +16

      I'll never know the joy of "shlong right there" 🥺

    • @orochi_08
      @orochi_08 Před 2 lety +2

      No biggie, we can all pee by each other don't worry 🤝

    • @suave605
      @suave605 Před 2 lety +2

      @DON'T you’re right I didn’t read your name/

  • @farhanahkhaidir1937
    @farhanahkhaidir1937 Před 2 lety +120

    " I don't even like cats..." says the guy who looked up for pics of cute kittens while playing amnesia XD

  • @PlanetYokoshima
    @PlanetYokoshima Před 2 lety +2

    We use water in the Arab Gulf, we have a water source installed everywhere and in public bathrooms with hand bidets and they look beautiful, and we're so skilled at it that we can aim correctly holding it the opposite way with one hand without having to look anywhere

  • @rysundae
    @rysundae Před rokem

    08:55 is super nostalgic. I remember watching random MBC 2 movies and that comes up a lot when I was a kid. I'd get pizza cravings

  • @andrewforadas3686
    @andrewforadas3686 Před 2 lety +161

    "Stop being sad, walk away from mold. Idiot." -pewds '21

  • @sarah.1230
    @sarah.1230 Před 2 lety +75

    felix: I don't even like cats
    also felix: laughs at every single cat video ever

  • @spyfalls_
    @spyfalls_ Před 2 lety +3

    “Who loves birds so much?”
    Me! I have four budgehs ☺️

  • @staceyrox360
    @staceyrox360 Před 2 lety +1

    Omg the Jacksepticeye one is such a throwback and made me loose it just like the first time haha such great comedic timing and the pain in his eyes was so real ahah

  • @NotZowi
    @NotZowi Před 2 lety +419

    Stealing someone’s mail is a felony if I’m not mistaken

    • @poppychalupa9390
      @poppychalupa9390 Před 2 lety +10

      Well obviously it’s their property

    • @kartoffelbrei8090
      @kartoffelbrei8090 Před 2 lety +11

      Making an atrociously Bad tiktok is the real Crime here

    • @aaronpowell7050
      @aaronpowell7050 Před 2 lety +20

      @DON'T You’re right, we don’t

    • @Max-cr4zf
      @Max-cr4zf Před 2 lety +4

      @@kartoffelbrei8090 The guy who made that video's whole account is ironic and the 'Karen' commented on the video continuing the joke

    • @darvin50k
      @darvin50k Před 2 lety +2

      To everyone: No matter what youu are going through in life always remember that God loves you very much May God bless everyone who found this comment stay safe guys 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡

  • @UECAshutoshKumar
    @UECAshutoshKumar Před 2 lety +527

    Pewds: I don't even like cats
    Well,that explains why he murders cats in Minecraft 😂😂

    • @doncomedias8502
      @doncomedias8502 Před 2 lety +3

      congratulations, u aren't peruvian

    • @AdrianCuyubambaDiaz
      @AdrianCuyubambaDiaz Před 2 lety +1

      @@doncomedias8502 I didn't get it
      Im Peruvian btw

    • @yogikawai
      @yogikawai Před 2 lety +1

      I also didn't get it I'm not a Peruvian

    • @teddyboo101
      @teddyboo101 Před 2 lety +2

      Don't bring Minecraft into this. Ulla Brita was treated like a God damn princess.

    • @Keke_Poutri
      @Keke_Poutri Před 2 lety +1

      But cats fits Pewds introverted side

  • @tey1728
    @tey1728 Před 2 lety +11

    Guys, Guys Everyone knows Ethan Winters HATES Mountains, Obviously.

  • @protonjones54
    @protonjones54 Před 2 lety +3

    I never facepalmed harder after watching that mcdonald's fries clip

  • @Josephbapakkau
    @Josephbapakkau Před 2 lety +552

    Title : "TikToks that make you wanna Uninstall"
    Pewds : Aww I like Wholesome TikTok, Thank you...

    • @pladimirvutin6445
      @pladimirvutin6445 Před 2 lety

      1st (no joke)(no clickbait)(sexual activity happend)(3am warning )(amongos)

    • @ArslanNur
      @ArslanNur Před 2 lety

      @@pladimirvutin6445 I guess you can just give it a shot

    • @snailbert147
      @snailbert147 Před 2 lety +1

      @@ArslanNur I'm confused

    • @ArslanNur
      @ArslanNur Před 2 lety

      @@snailbert147 I think I am a bit confused about how you are doing this and that

    • @snailbert147
      @snailbert147 Před 2 lety

      @@ArslanNur huh

  • @Wolfpackmineturnnowrblxgaming

    PewDiePie: ”Uploads”
    Bots and verified people: ”Allow us to introduce ourselves”

  • @juhbenward18
    @juhbenward18 Před 2 lety +1

    Showed my mom the cat russian part and she goes "what a handsome lad" and laughed at the cat, thanks for the laughs i needed it

  • @aphmauwarriorcat9001
    @aphmauwarriorcat9001 Před 2 lety +1

    I just started to remember the last guardian 3 or 4 days ago. I watched jacksepticeye play it a while ago but I just watched pewdiepie play it yesterday and today. I come back one and see it in here. Just omg hell yes how is this a so amazing perfect lol. I love the game so much way more then ever the past 3 or 4 days and this happens just hell yes

  • @willpoodlemoth6677
    @willpoodlemoth6677 Před 2 lety +65

    I got Wendy’s for lunch

  • @jeannegehm6104
    @jeannegehm6104 Před 2 lety

    Love it

  • @gaboratoria
    @gaboratoria Před 2 lety +4

    “Who loves birds so much?”
    That would be me

  • @foreverinafantasy
    @foreverinafantasy Před 2 lety +136

    As a I woman I guess I never fully realized that men pee together.

    • @cylindrical5285
      @cylindrical5285 Před 2 lety +11

      we compare the sizes while it's soft as well~

    • @theD1929
      @theD1929 Před 2 lety +23

      @@cylindrical5285 What the f-

    • @edisontrent618
      @edisontrent618 Před 2 lety +7

      If by "together", you mean quietly stare ahead until you finish and then leave. At least when in a public bathroom with strangers.

    • @sanskaribilla2779
      @sanskaribilla2779 Před 2 lety

      @@cylindrical5285 wtf😂😂

    • @VArsovski10
      @VArsovski10 Před 2 lety +1

      @@cylindrical5285 until you came and screwed up everything by making us skip/alternate peeing places

  • @daenethbruiners5949
    @daenethbruiners5949 Před 2 lety +38

    I'm loving Pewds enthusiasm in the thumbnails lately.

  • @xdfighterbg5324
    @xdfighterbg5324 Před 2 lety

    This channel is getting underrated

  • @Shin-ps8jp
    @Shin-ps8jp Před 2 lety

    in 10sec he already gets to the point. 110M subscribes deserved.

  • @zenzehra1070
    @zenzehra1070 Před 2 lety +391

    Felix: Who even likes birds that much
    Me: *literally watching this video together with my 3 birbs*

  • @NoName10497
    @NoName10497 Před 2 lety +62

    Felix: laughs at cat video
    Realizes how old he is
    “I’m going to end it there”

  • @stefaniepsyche1252
    @stefaniepsyche1252 Před 2 lety +2

    I just saw the tabo 6:03 and my Filipino side was like "Time for me to shine". Even when Felix said "Which parts because they're clearly the right ones."

  • @kurtaaroncorpuz1573
    @kurtaaroncorpuz1573 Před 2 lety

    thank you so much for existing.

  • @Schellsea
    @Schellsea Před 2 lety +389

    "and women prefer it" no, god no, no we don't. We intentionally wear men's pants to have pockets.

    • @wienergrimace
      @wienergrimace Před 2 lety +25

      Yes if women wear pants for men it's "fashion" and "cool" but IF I WEAR A SKIRT ITS CONSIDERED "Creepy" OR "Robert, you don't have to do this please, I will give you the kids back but please don't hurt my family"

    • @zomb0t
      @zomb0t Před 2 lety +1

      no we don't

    • @joshuaramon123
      @joshuaramon123 Před 2 lety +30

      @@wienergrimace you can blame the patriarchy for that one bud

    • @weenis6697
      @weenis6697 Před 2 lety +30

      @@wienergrimace just wear a skirt dude, why care about what others think?

    • @MW-do6cl
      @MW-do6cl Před 2 lety

      wrong

  • @moth_kaca
    @moth_kaca Před 2 lety +197

    Minimalism be like: I haven’t changed my shirt in 4 days

  • @reillyhicks9250
    @reillyhicks9250 Před 2 lety +2

    when the audio cut out at 7:55 i shit myself

  • @simplyafantasy
    @simplyafantasy Před 2 lety +1

    That cat video at 4:30 got me laughing so hard

  • @dash4079
    @dash4079 Před 2 lety +121

    "Why can't we poo together"
    Sorry Felix I don't shower with other people

  • @premansupradhan3422
    @premansupradhan3422 Před 2 lety +85

    "Why can't we poo next to each other?"
    -The 'Shit in the Shower' Guy

  • @renisarts9438
    @renisarts9438 Před 2 lety

    1:57 hehe that lil snippet of bo burnham tho

  • @lucyvalentino2926
    @lucyvalentino2926 Před 2 lety

    0:45 so much nostalgia omfg--

  • @vince758
    @vince758 Před 2 lety +288

    "where do people use water, because it's clearly the right path"
    Asians: Whomst has summoned the sacred one

    • @Kasoha4
      @Kasoha4 Před 2 lety +57

      As a Middle Eastern, growing up I just assumed every country uses water like us........my shock when I figured out the truth.
      We really are the chosen ones 🤣

    • @la5369
      @la5369 Před 2 lety +29

      I could never imagine not using water. Eek. They're weird.

    • @theghostinthejars1732
      @theghostinthejars1732 Před 2 lety +5

      As a South East Asian, I remember when I was a child, we went to my cousins' house who use toilet papers and I tried using one and it's weird

    • @msfeistybabe
      @msfeistybabe Před 2 lety +5

      @@theghostinthejars1732 There was your problem. You don't just use one... you use a handful :P lol

    • @VArsovski10
      @VArsovski10 Před 2 lety +1

      @@msfeistybabe yep, back in the day it was 4 tiles, then 5, now 6 but with 4 of them being wet a bit :]