Jake Doesn't Want a Wife | Two and a Half Men
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- “I'm a bachelor like my Uncle Charlie.”
Season 1 Episode 23: Just Like Buffalo
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All boys need an Uncle Charlie.
You do realize humanity would die out then right.
@@gerdtt79 The hell?
@@gerdtt79 Not really. You don't have to marry a woman in order to have children.
@@gerdtt79 And? Have you seen humanity today?
Maybe but not my son.😊
If my mom did this to my dad I'd have trust issues too.
Me too
The word "uncle" in the dictionary should be replaced with Charlie Harper's face 😂😂😂
Considering the way his mom treat’s his dad post divorce lol
This is why the first series were great: excellent advice from uncle Charlie, sharp social commentary and smart Jake!
Nice of Judith to have lived for free her entire life. Alan became a slave to her through family court.
True, but. Your Mom risked her health, her ability to earn anything, and her life, to make you. Then she spent the next twenty years of her life making you what you are.
Alan had a good lawyer, but he has a very bad brother lol
@@DavidOfWhitehills I didn't say she was a terrible mother, but she was definitely a terrible wife. She always villified Alan despite him doing nothing wrong to her during their marriage, and pretty much drove Alan to homelessness after their divorce and even in spite of that, she still expected Alan to pay all of her bills. She is a parasitic leech that no man should ever marry.
@@DavidOfWhitehills Ah yes because the dad doesnt experience any hard time
@@DavidOfWhitehills SIMP harder. Maybe some woman will, eventually, touch your pee-pee.
Jake" i want to give away half my stuff"
He learned from his father's mistake. lol
I don't* want to give anybody* half my stuff.
@@arielbanks5557Well, pretty much the same thing. lol
That is more than half. Judith got everything Alan had including his future income. Perhaps Alan could keep his clothes and footwear, but that was it .
Gordon Gekko was right
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@@redips No, your comment was the exact opposite
Not the same, you can't just accept your mistake.@redips
When you are a student of Charlie Harper University 😂😂😂😂
he paying the bills and somehow her girl friends looked at him as the bad guy.
Teach 'em while they're young.
That is clearly a man haters club. Good for Jake for expressing what he wants. What A free young man.
Alan should've really learned to shut his mouth 😂😂😂
I don't blame Jake, I'm never getting married
Make sure and have enough money to pay women to sleep with you and private nurses to take care of you in older age.
You could just be in a long term relationship without a marriage.
@@aaronhamos5925 In some countries a common law partner can take half of your stuff and get a spousal support for years the same way an ex spouse does.
@@adamsamuel8593pay women to sleep with, I sure ain't doing that.
When I was a kid, the thing that made me so angry was when my mom's friends would ask me, "Do you have a girlfriend?" in that sarcastic/teasing way 😡
Yes, they implied that even if you had some feelings towards a girl they were not real feelings but something to joke about.
Interesting how they looked mad when Jake said that he wouldn’t want to give someone half of his stuff. I mean what about feminism? Why are they getting mad about it? Aren’t they supposed to be independent and don’t need a man’s money to survive?
Regardless who in their right mind would want to give half of their money to someone who took their house and make their life a living nightmare. Its no wonder women love marriage so much. They get free gifts and money from the divorce in most cases
I don't need a man's money to survive because I was brought up to work on my own. Don't associate that in "feminism." As a woman, I believe in prenup and no one should get what I worked for when we weren't married.
Nope, feminism is about "women are always right and men should always do what they are told to do or else...".
"We do not NEED a man's money, but we are still entitled to it." - women
Poor Alan. I always felt bad for him.
What's more sad is that this happens in real life.
Uncle Charlie taugh you well 😂😂
Hang on I have some bills you need to pay 😂😂😅
Judith, just shut up!!!
Truer words were never spoken.
From the mouth of babes comes the brutal truth.
If Charlie taught him nothing else, this should save Jake's future.
He's right you know... 😂
What Jake said was absolute truth. And it still hold true. Men need to be educated from childhood this specific truth.
I wouldn’t want one either if I had Judith for a mother 💯
Who could blame Jake?
Uncle Charlie was preaching to the choir
All the woman were only mad because they know it's true .
More like they're mad because a little kid knows better than them.
Uncle Charlie has taught his young Padawan nephew well
ALAN WAS THE ULTIMATE SIMP
Smart kid
Well, he's not wrong...
it’s so sad everytime there’s a divorce,
there’s a literal alan CREATED.
As a 9 year old I didn’t really pay much attention but at 20 yeah don’t get married
He aint lying though
He has a point you know. I have no intentions to share my stuff either. If I ever gonna get married, I want to make it very clear which stuff belongs to who, and not just sharing it all.
Prenup! I'm a woman but I've earned my own, I also don't want to give away what I worked hard for before marriage.
Talk to a good lawyer before marriage.
It's too easy to lose your stuff if it gets mixed into a matrimonial home purchase, for example.
@@SvirepiyBambr-xw8rw Or...don't marry!
I always find it creepy how older women would ask young boys “if they have a girlfriend yet” 😂
1:01 looked weird when she said “you have a girlfriend yet?”
Yep spot on.
Why would he want a wife after seeing how his mom treats his dad
they need to be teaching boys this
What does she need a supportgroup for 😂😂😂
To prove herself that she is not a predatory bitch, what else for? 🤷
Jake is BASED.
Jake should've said that's what my mom did to my dad & i don't want the same thing to happen with me & Judith would be the bad guy
Smart boy
As long as I have a maid a chef and some action on a daily basis
Jake was right, there’s not a lot of benefit for men in a marriage and all the risk. Get married once and make sure the vetting process is top notch to make sure she’s the one ☝️
Problem is with modern women today, finding the one is like finding a needle in a hay pile the size of Texas.
@@G-MONEY1996 Tbh the same goes for modern men lol
…and he‘s right! :)
His uncle Tot him well
Misandry by Judith at its best
Hope they're really big ones
Damn smart kid knows what he wants and what he needs to do to get it and he doesn’t overpay
What episode is this
For a kid usually portrayed as dumb, Jake could be really smart, albeit at the worst possible moment.
the kids right
Hmmmmm foot!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
Lol
Wait!!! He pays alimony but she has "bills for him to pay"?!!! Wtf??!
That's why you gotta be careful with what you marry.
Did Tom Leykis write this bit?
Can you pleaseeeee give uncle Charlie a gramme please 🙏💯🔥🔥🔥🔥
Hmmmmm 🦶!!!!! 💀😂
If Judith was my mother, I'd feel the same way.
1:19
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Charlie shouldn't have said that, he's not a good role model for Jake, but I can also see how Jake would have trust issues after what he saw Judith do Alan.
Spot on from Charlie!!!
Listen closely young men. This is How you will end up if you merry in 2024
Is that Helen from Drake & Josh?
Yeah
AMBER ZOMBIE BAD BOY
It never made sense to me why Alan not only paid horrendous amounts of alimony and child support but also had to pay random bills for Judith. That's just not how that works
It's because Charlie slept with and subsequently dumped their divorce lawyer, which made her extremely angry and vindictive. She took it out on Alan.
*r/AgedLikeFineWine* 🍷😎😉
true that
get way lose zombie AMBER
Smart boy