Neuvillette judges the Archons in court

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  • čas přidán 14. 11. 2023
  • What would it be like if members of The Seven stand trial in court in front of the Supreme Justice of Fontaine, Neuvillette?
    This is not a real cutscene from the game! It is a bunch of cutscenes mixed together. Thus, this video and the cutscenes within it is fanmade.
    Music in the background - "Le spectacle doit continuer" by HOYO-MiX
    #GenshinImpact #HoYoverse #focalors #furina #genshinmemes
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  • @universalgamer8010
    @universalgamer8010 Před 6 měsíci +6212

    Nahida is guilty of being innocent, her sentence should be an afternoon tea party with Navia and Furina.

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker Před 6 měsíci +188

      YES. I hope someone makes adorable art of this! ;w;

    • @akaikeshi1906
      @akaikeshi1906 Před 6 měsíci +108

      She's guilty of being everything but the archon of knowledge. Should just call herself the god of dreams at this point.
      Specially after focalors killed herself to stand by her principle

    • @RaikaKoshiba650
      @RaikaKoshiba650 Před 6 měsíci +105

      Nahida did nothing but support her people, plus she wasn’t the one who participated in the Archon War. Neuvillette’s definitely declaring her innocent

    • @kapiteingrasparkiet7574
      @kapiteingrasparkiet7574 Před 6 měsíci +25

      Guilty of being Innocent of being Captain Rukkhadevata Sparrow.

    • @azutsukimiya
      @azutsukimiya Před 6 měsíci +11

      and Wrio and Lynette since they literally fuck with tea

  • @islowclick
    @islowclick Před 6 měsíci +4026

    I like how venti is already passed out from being drunk

  • @davinlee3412
    @davinlee3412 Před 6 měsíci +4002

    Nahida is too precious to be guilty.
    Her only crime-if it was that awful-was touching grass.

    • @Nilotpala
      @Nilotpala Před 6 měsíci +89

      Imean, first she wasn't an original seven but no one remembers, but she actively seemed to help apep on behalf of her fungi friends, so no matter what she really is the purity of teyvat

    • @203tron
      @203tron Před 6 měsíci +58

      her crime is killing people with her cuteness

    • @nekoluma
      @nekoluma Před 6 měsíci +30

      pretty sure her worst crime was that "dookie" comment smh

    • @apanaama3703
      @apanaama3703 Před 6 měsíci +14

      I like how the camera makes Nahida smoller than usual.

    • @HanaEditz.
      @HanaEditz. Před 6 měsíci +8

      the Real Criminal is Azar

  • @burnoutcat2387
    @burnoutcat2387 Před 6 měsíci +2834

    Neuvilette: 🌪️🪨⚡ 🐉 *I'll judge y'all.*
    Also Neuvilette: 💧🌿 🐉 *These two are cool.*

    • @-Theo-
      @-Theo- Před 6 měsíci +98

      Based

    • @davinlee3412
      @davinlee3412 Před 6 měsíci +81

      Very based

    • @lightning_11
      @lightning_11 Před 6 měsíci +13

      Which two? Nahida, yes, but who's the other one?

    • @burnoutcat2387
      @burnoutcat2387 Před 6 měsíci +64

      @@lightning_11 he technically already judges Furina and is paying for her rent and food

    • @lightning_11
      @lightning_11 Před 6 měsíci +12

      @@burnoutcat2387 Furina was never an archon as far as I can tell... although that's an easy mistake to make.

  • @Gelsane03
    @Gelsane03 Před 6 měsíci +883

    Neuvillette: According to the judgment of the
    🕺 Oratrice 🎶 Mecanique 🎵 d'Analyse 🎶 Cardinale🕺

    • @banir3736
      @banir3736 Před 6 měsíci +60

      Another one bites the dust

    • @macksuting6263
      @macksuting6263 Před 3 měsíci +11

      After hearing the song I never hear it the same way as I did before 😅

    • @Gummygmuga149
      @Gummygmuga149 Před měsícem +4

      Damn you got the spellings right. It took me five days of Fontaine quests you learn the name of the thing

    • @MarcusDarkstar
      @MarcusDarkstar Před 16 dny

      The fact he could fucking say that so many times.... a true professional voice actor.

  • @zaman9752
    @zaman9752 Před 6 měsíci +1419

    Venti didn't even get hit he just passed out drinking 😂

  • @SyazHikari_Mlbb
    @SyazHikari_Mlbb Před 6 měsíci +1866

    Neuvillette and Zhongli went from friends to rivals in court 😂

    • @SyazHikari_Mlbb
      @SyazHikari_Mlbb Před 6 měsíci +48

      @@you-yn5hp I'm talking about the previous Crying Aqua videos.

    • @rippertheindoraptor7908
      @rippertheindoraptor7908 Před 6 měsíci +19

      ​@@SyazHikari_MlbbI like to imagine it was before he found out zhongli a archon

    • @SyazHikari_Mlbb
      @SyazHikari_Mlbb Před 6 měsíci +15

      @@rippertheindoraptor7908 now that you mentioned it, he only told him that he works at wangsheng funeral parlor.

    • @willaverynerdyclarinetist6131
      @willaverynerdyclarinetist6131 Před 6 měsíci +10

      Friends to enemies to lovers fic anyone?

    • @amberxv4777
      @amberxv4777 Před 6 měsíci +16

      @@willaverynerdyclarinetist6131 no

  • @Preaplanes
    @Preaplanes Před 6 měsíci +1298

    Fun fact: the very first time we heard the name Neuvillette, he was praising Nahida, and wishing Furina would act more like her.

    • @amberxv4777
      @amberxv4777 Před 6 měsíci +144

      He definately changed his mind now tho

    • @aerithgainsborough7763
      @aerithgainsborough7763 Před 6 měsíci +14

      Wait, really???

    • @charadreemur8884
      @charadreemur8884 Před 6 měsíci

      @@aerithgainsborough7763yep! it was around the time when nahida was released. you should be able to find it in her intro thingy. try looking at the wiki

    • @spiritcomics5655
      @spiritcomics5655 Před 6 měsíci +9

      When was that?

    • @Preaplanes
      @Preaplanes Před 6 měsíci +122

      @@spiritcomics5655 Nahida's splash art preview. It read
      "One might say she pays too much attention or dotes on people too much... But while her actions can be flawed, I believe her sense of responsibility as Sumeru's deity to be a commendable thing. Ah, that the youngest of gods should be thus, while a certain other person, by contrast, should be so prone to hysterics..." Chief Justice Neuvillette of Fontaine
      دو

  • @ArchonKujo
    @ArchonKujo Před 6 měsíci +957

    Zhongli's response about Osmantheus Wine while being told on how powerful he is, is the best response I heard.

  • @SweetOrangeGirl
    @SweetOrangeGirl Před 6 měsíci +1542

    Nahida getting not guilty is perfect. She did nothing wrong, after all!

    • @alicianelson1252
      @alicianelson1252 Před 6 měsíci +38

      She is guilty of killing me with her cuteness

    • @lowrhyan567
      @lowrhyan567 Před 6 měsíci +14

      And the others aren't guilty, yes they did some war crimes in Khaneriah but they are just archons after all, don't put the blame on them.

    • @SweetOrangeGirl
      @SweetOrangeGirl Před 6 měsíci +17

      @@lowrhyan567 Don’t they have stolen powers from the Sovereigns?

    • @CatCatCat19
      @CatCatCat19 Před 6 měsíci +3

      She killed herself, but no one knows that!

    • @AplReach
      @AplReach Před 6 měsíci +3

      She is guilty of being an absolute menace of a dendro support 😆

  • @HydreigonJ89
    @HydreigonJ89 Před 6 měsíci +494

    I love Neuvillette just took one look at Nahida and said "She's guilty of being too cute."

  • @kryschizett4408
    @kryschizett4408 Před 6 měsíci +351

    Zhongli = guilty of osmanthus wine
    EI = Guilty of not knowing how to cook
    Venti = Guilty of being Drunk

    • @forreal2022
      @forreal2022 Před 4 měsíci +10

      Oh, you're right, but you forgot to mention that they are responsible for *war crime* but tbh that's not as half as important

  • @thebakalord
    @thebakalord Před 6 měsíci +184

    Nahida: I know your search history
    Neuvilette: INNOCENT!!!

  • @mg-rz1dc
    @mg-rz1dc Před 6 měsíci +97

    Love how Venti didn't even fight back and just took a beating to keep his secrets just like he did with Signora so long ago.

    • @M1sao
      @M1sao Před 2 měsíci +8

      Fr, bro is be hiding the darkest secrets of teyvat to the point he would let people beat him without fighting back.😅 Just for those secrets to remain hidden.

  • @E.Natsu.D
    @E.Natsu.D Před 6 měsíci +73

    Zhongli: I will have order
    Neuvillette: No you don't, order must be held

  • @gardawg
    @gardawg Před 6 měsíci +41

    According to the judgement of the 🌟 _Oratrice_ 💃 _Mecanique_ 🕺 _d'Analyse_ 🕺 _Cardinal_ 💃 🌟

  • @IshimurA99
    @IshimurA99 Před 6 měsíci +167

    Furina is very excited about this, because neuvillette has made her statement come true

  • @Proxy606
    @Proxy606 Před 6 měsíci +106

    “Order!”
    *I* will have order
    *the others*
    “Wine?”
    “No thanks”
    “So you happen to have cake?”

  • @kodoqbesar4301
    @kodoqbesar4301 Před 6 měsíci +250

    When Neuvillette said "Danzai! Danzai! Danzai! Danzai!", I felt that. Truly one of the bringers of justice of all time

  • @lelouchvibritannia1662
    @lelouchvibritannia1662 Před 6 měsíci +269

    I find it interesting that Neuvillette is most hostile against Zhongli in his voice lines, I wonder why tho

    • @RaikaKoshiba650
      @RaikaKoshiba650 Před 6 měsíci +63

      If I were him I’d be more hostile towards Ei.

    • @sefeo0
      @sefeo0 Před 6 měsíci +121

      Because he is the original archon who was probably involved in much shady stuff. Venti at least gave his nation a freedom and didn't participate much for many hundreds (or thousands?) of years, meanwhile Zhongli was directly ruling a nation until Traveller's arrival

    • @syarifairlangga4608
      @syarifairlangga4608 Před 6 měsíci +6

      Because zhongli is Weak.
      The reason there are no Dragon as archon because they have no heart. They incapable to understand humanism

    • @neurofiedyamato8763
      @neurofiedyamato8763 Před 6 měsíci +41

      @@RaikaKoshiba650 Doesn't make sense since Ei technically wasn't the archon at the time. Zhongli and Venti are the only original ones. And Venti is basically absent for most of the period

    • @RaikaKoshiba650
      @RaikaKoshiba650 Před 6 měsíci +23

      @@neurofiedyamato8763 Yes, but Neuvillette judging them also based on what he now about them now, this will also be the case for Nahida’s judgement since she is also not the original. To him Ei is probably a tyrant who stole the Authority of the Electro Dragon and enslaved her people under the Vision Hunt Decree

  • @CountMonsparkle
    @CountMonsparkle Před 6 měsíci +27

    Neuvillette: **thinking about Zhongli's sentence**
    Zhongli: Osmanthus wine...
    Neuvillette: Guilty!

  • @sayo5885
    @sayo5885 Před 6 měsíci +113

    The way Ei and Zhongli fell LMAO

  • @WhiteKoneko
    @WhiteKoneko Před 6 měsíci +20

    Neuvillette with Nahida & Furina: Precious baby.
    Neuvillette With Other Archons: GUILTY!!!

  • @rpamungkas13
    @rpamungkas13 Před 6 měsíci +54

    According to the ✨Oratrice ✨mécanique ✨d'analyse ✨cardinale ✨

  • @wxuwi
    @wxuwi Před 6 měsíci +69

    1:23 i love how Nahida is just watching innocently😂

  • @IshimurA99
    @IshimurA99 Před 6 měsíci +442

    Although neuvillette is not an archon, but he can judge other archons, this shows how powerful he is:)

    • @WakanaGojoAE86
      @WakanaGojoAE86 Před 6 měsíci +158

      That's because he's a Dragon Sovereign. Which automatically makes him superior than the Archons

    • @codex2621
      @codex2621 Před 6 měsíci +75

      That's because he's a primordial dragon. So, Archons are like mortals to him🤣

    •  Před 6 měsíci +12

      @@codex2621i wonder how primordial one 1 vs 7 defeated all the dragons

    • @lazilyordinary.
      @lazilyordinary. Před 6 měsíci +29

      ​@ primordial and his 4 shards something defeated 7dragons sovereign and the dragon king

    • @leandroroman7053
      @leandroroman7053 Před 6 měsíci +9

      Since this is when the Oratrice was still functional, he doesn't have his sovereign authority, therefore he couldn't charge them regarding the stolen authorities of the planet. 😅

  • @FaiGal
    @FaiGal Před 6 měsíci +42

    ok but I actually wanna see Neuvillette and Zhongli throw hands in game

  • @shilohstone8654
    @shilohstone8654 Před 5 měsíci +16

    I love how he didn't ask the Oratrice about Nahida. Even if she was guilty in it's eyes, she'll always be innocent in Nuevillette's. 😊

  • @eroanime8577
    @eroanime8577 Před 6 měsíci +73

    Nahida : Not Guilty
    Zhongli: Indeed

  • @b.ardner6903
    @b.ardner6903 Před 6 měsíci +278

    Venti : guilty of imbibition of the large scale of liquor
    Zhongli : guilty being a spendthrift without his own mora
    Ei : guilty of cooking hazard in one of Fontaine's restaurant
    Nahida : guilty of.... Being cute too much

    • @anadaere6861
      @anadaere6861 Před 6 měsíci +18

      Do notnlet Ei cook near Fontaine
      Electro and Water... Not very good

    • @SyazHikari_Mlbb
      @SyazHikari_Mlbb Před 6 měsíci +7

      Furina: guilty of... (wait, she's not an Archon anymore...)

    • @BlueTwins
      @BlueTwins Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@SyazHikari_Mlbbtechnically speaking, never was, just a human-oceanid with a curse

    • @llllavemder
      @llllavemder Před 6 měsíci +3

      @@anadaere6861(manslaughter via cookery, many have suffered many casualties)

    • @kamizakip3820
      @kamizakip3820 Před 6 měsíci +1

      I mean, technically all Mora in Teyvat is Zhongli's Mora

  • @KingOfYamimakai
    @KingOfYamimakai Před 6 měsíci +22

    I find it funny that Venti didn't even try to fight Neuvilette and he's on the ground with Zhougli and Ei.

    • @whisperwalkful
      @whisperwalkful Před 6 měsíci +9

      He passed out from the wine, not from fighting.

  • @ArchonKujo
    @ArchonKujo Před 6 měsíci +362

    And you can see why Neuvillette despises other Archons except for Furina and Nahida.

    • @-Theo-
      @-Theo- Před 6 měsíci +104

      To be fair Furina and Nahida are the best archons by far

    • @prophetedubaroque5136
      @prophetedubaroque5136 Před 6 měsíci +53

      @@-Theo- I mean Venti is pretty cool too and I don't think is done that many bad stuff.

    • @ArchonKujo
      @ArchonKujo Před 6 měsíci +10

      @@-Theo- Best in terms of story, I like Raiden more.

    • @jacksborns3414
      @jacksborns3414 Před 6 měsíci

      @@prophetedubaroque5136 He's hiding a lot of secrets

    • @VoidTemplar
      @VoidTemplar Před 6 měsíci +19

      ​@@ArchonKujoto be fair, focalor and the seat are dead and gone. While furina isn't an archon. So he cant really judge smth that is gone from the mortal realm.

  • @EpicNerdsWithCameras
    @EpicNerdsWithCameras Před 6 měsíci +14

    Nahida: "I have done nothing wrong ever in my life."
    Neuvillette: "I know this, and I love you."

  • @monstervain
    @monstervain Před 6 měsíci +28

    Neuvillette: Who are you?
    Zhongli: Osmanthus wi-
    Neuvillette: *GUILTY!*

  • @genplayer836
    @genplayer836 Před 2 měsíci +7

    Nahida's crimes:
    -stalking
    -ignoring privacy rules
    -mass memory wipe for a criminal (wanderer) who deserves punishment
    - Letting criminals (the sages) go free , yea i know she was a victim but she wasn't the only victim but she abused her authority as archon to let them go with basically a slap on the wrist
    -Giving a powerful artifact to one of the most evil people on Teyvat (Dotore)
    But their crimes where not committed in Fontaine therefore they can not be judged under Fontaine law

  • @bokehinataboke221
    @bokehinataboke221 Před 6 měsíci +8

    According to the judgement of "Oratrice 💃 Mechanique 💃 D'analyse 💃 Cardinal"

  • @florence5265
    @florence5265 Před 6 měsíci +59

    The editing so clean omg

  • @Wait_WhoamI
    @Wait_WhoamI Před 6 měsíci +18

    Nahihi is having a talk with Furina and Furina is just surprised when Ei attacks while Nahida is like "This is fine."

  • @worldedit96
    @worldedit96 Před 6 měsíci +14

    I like how Venti is down not because he fought daddy otter but because he was already drunk

    • @grapesauce5091
      @grapesauce5091 Před 6 měsíci +2

      Nah he just took a nap , so his tired again

  • @tinyetoile5503
    @tinyetoile5503 Před 6 měsíci +18

    Neuvillette deciding which other archons are allowed to interact with Furina: Go on, scram! Get out of here, you moochers!
    [Point to Nahida] Except you, you stay.
    Nahida: :D

  • @ringmake7558
    @ringmake7558 Před 6 měsíci +12

    Furina is just watching the show

  • @Aeraea
    @Aeraea Před 6 měsíci +13

    Neuvi: That power... Who are you, exactly?
    Zhongli: Osmanthus wine-
    Me: GUILTY
    The way I completely knew that he'd say that but I still got surprised pls

  • @user-ui5vg1gn9f
    @user-ui5vg1gn9f Před 6 měsíci +8

    Osmantus vine tastes the same as he remember, even in Meropid

  • @janeC00
    @janeC00 Před 3 měsíci +4

    Neuvelitte: According to the judgement of the Oratrice Mecanique d'analyse Cardinale...
    Me: 🕺💃🤸🕴️

  • @nk30020
    @nk30020 Před 6 měsíci +10

    Nahida wasn't even born when the archon war occurred also she saved the dendro dragon, no way she'd be guilty.

    • @thejamesonthestreet
      @thejamesonthestreet Před 6 měsíci

      Holding the sovereignty of an elemental power is the "crime". Although, yes, Nahida did not asked to be born as Rukkha's successor. However Neuvilette wants to spin it, declaring Nahida guilty would be an injustice.

    • @nk30020
      @nk30020 Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@thejamesonthestreet I just realised that Nahida's also the type to sac herself & return the authority to apep if Sumeru is in danger.

  • @DanielGomes-hz4hu
    @DanielGomes-hz4hu Před 6 měsíci +24

    Neuvillette is Fontaine's goat, judges the archons, dropped a bombshell about lore and visions and confirmed that Zhongli is not a simple adpetus

    • @citoyenneteavanttout7273
      @citoyenneteavanttout7273 Před 6 měsíci +6

      THAT, afterall we skiped a lot of lore on him, for example, he granted Azhdaha sight the same way Neuvilette granted Fontainians blood. And that God of Gold thingy seems very small but it's a confirmation of some big things : He did not make Mora from his Gnosis, now we are sure of that, and the "legend" about him manifesting it form his own being is now confirmed. Gold that, mind you, can stem from leylines. We also know that immense energy is needed to create Mora and that it's the main catalyst for Alchemy. It will go bunkers form here on.

    • @twilightzone7141
      @twilightzone7141 Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@citoyenneteavanttout7273 I know this is super late, but imagine if Zhongli was the geosovereign but switched sides? That would be a twist. I mean, Zhongli's original form seems to be that of a Chinese-looking dragon. He says that is because he is a Prime Adeptus, but we know for a fact that he isn't telling us everything.
      (I may be very wrong, and it is probably just Azhdaha, but this would be neat if it did happen, but it is likely wrong; I am just rambling a random thought.)

  • @user-bl7il5lp8b
    @user-bl7il5lp8b Před 6 měsíci +18

    The smile that followed when neuvilette considered nahida not guilty😢

  • @GlyphiezKay
    @GlyphiezKay Před 6 měsíci +10

    Zhongli was labeled guilty by Oratrice Mecanique D'analyse Cardinal because he didn't pay for any food and tea during a visit to fontaine 😂

  • @RahmatHazli
    @RahmatHazli Před 6 měsíci +7

    i thought after he judges john lee they argument "ORDER!" "ORDER!"

  • @debeshmondal9928
    @debeshmondal9928 Před 6 měsíci +4

    According to the judgement of THE ORATRICE MECHANICS D'ANALYSE CARDINAL

  • @countmatt9844
    @countmatt9844 Před 3 měsíci +3

    Venti:*wakes back up*…why are all the lights off?

  • @leandroroman7053
    @leandroroman7053 Před 6 měsíci +26

    Since this is when the Oratrice was still functional, then the only charges they could be punished for would be of deception to their own people regarding their identities, and some minor crimes like high debs, common robbery, damage of historical artefacts (Holy Lyre) and so on. 😅

    • @blakeeielrs8018
      @blakeeielrs8018 Před 6 měsíci +4

      That’s literally Ventis lyre lol he just broke his own lyre he just didn’t want to take it by force that’s why he sent the traveler to “steal” the lyre Edit: please do charge him for his likely millions of mora debt to the angels share and Diluc please

    • @leandroroman7053
      @leandroroman7053 Před 6 měsíci +7

      @@blakeeielrs8018 Still charged by association to the robbery, and even if it was his lyre, he gave it to the church and they are the legal owners of the lyre at moment, this could have been avoided if Venti proved his identity as Barbatos to the nun when he asked for the lyre.

    • @blakeeielrs8018
      @blakeeielrs8018 Před 6 měsíci +7

      @@leandroroman7053 not to argue but gotta defend my main, it wasn’t a rubbery, a robbery is where you take something for self gain, Venti reclaimed his lyre from a church that’s literally devoted to him, to save his own nation, not at all how I would describe a robbery, and returned it afterwards. The lyre isn’t doing anyone any good sitting in a church when it could be used to help people. If you wanna charge venti with a crime charge him for debauchery cuz I’m pretty sure Monstadters are like: “well it’s Saturday time to peel the town drunk off the streets again, he’s unconscious again…”

    • @leandroroman7053
      @leandroroman7053 Před 6 měsíci

      @@blakeeielrs8018 If the deffendant doesn't reveal his identity to the public, he'll remain guilty . . . . until the Knights of Favonius or Mr. Dark Knight Hero pays the bills to the church.

    • @kanduyog1182
      @kanduyog1182 Před 6 měsíci +8

      "You can't charge me with robbery for robbing my own stuff!"

  • @MJcool-su7qk
    @MJcool-su7qk Před 6 měsíci +6

    Venti didn't even fight back. He just accepted his guilt, yet he passed out so e how.

    • @RaikaKoshiba650
      @RaikaKoshiba650 Před 6 měsíci +3

      Technically Zhongli didn’t fight back either he just defended himself

  • @People_suck.
    @People_suck. Před 6 měsíci +4

    Neuvillette: alr busters welcome to the ✨oratrice mecanique d'analvse cardinale✨

  • @nullvoid373
    @nullvoid373 Před 6 měsíci +3

    Traveller as the archons lawyer:
    "You're honor, STFU you weren't even there"

  • @cforce64
    @cforce64 Před 6 měsíci +7

    Only thing Nahida's guilty of, is being cute and adorable.

  • @Rash7
    @Rash7 Před 6 měsíci +10

    Wtf this is literally the best genshin video I've witnessed. Thank you for the laughs.

  • @halo4312
    @halo4312 Před měsícem +2

    I am forever cursed. every time I hear “oratrince mecanique d’analyse cardinale” I think
    🕺💃🏻✨

  • @sauce8148
    @sauce8148 Před 6 měsíci +3

    "Deus Auri is... Guilty"
    Zhongli : "Indeed, it is as you've guessed"

  • @fluttershymaniac9527
    @fluttershymaniac9527 Před 6 měsíci +11

    0:28 awe

  • @An_NiNi_Mate
    @An_NiNi_Mate Před 4 měsíci +2

    Archcons : Dies
    Neuvilette: kills
    Nahida: chews popcorn

  • @boy5390
    @boy5390 Před 6 měsíci +5

    How the trial would go
    Ei: Trial by Combat
    Zhongli: the trial would last a century
    Nahida: Innocent
    Venti: Didn't understand or hear anything because he's black out Drunk

  • @yoiko89
    @yoiko89 Před 6 měsíci +9

    Nahida is too cute being not guilty

  • @BlondeHairWithBangs
    @BlondeHairWithBangs Před 6 měsíci +5

    Bro solo'ed them 💀☠️

  • @BabyGamer25
    @BabyGamer25 Před měsícem +2

    The Oratrice Mecanique d'Analyse Cardinale keeps echoing in my ears.

  • @puahsandy1213
    @puahsandy1213 Před 4 měsíci +4

    Neuvillette: According to the judgement of the 🪩oratrice 💃 mecanique 💅 d'analyse 🎉 cardinale ✨
    Venti: 🎶🕺🎵
    Nahida: 💃💃💃
    Raiden ei and zhongli: 🗡️

  • @yeahimthtguy
    @yeahimthtguy Před 6 měsíci +12

    0:27 lolicon confirmed 🐧

  • @JosepiThe13th
    @JosepiThe13th Před 6 měsíci +6

    I love that Neuvilette didn’t even use the Oratrice for Nahida. He just knew she wasn’t guilty 😂 how could she be? Given what happened to her… 😢 she deserves to go free ☺️

  • @_Choco_
    @_Choco_ Před 6 měsíci +5

    Zhongli at the end lol 😂

  • @Witchyelfpeach11512
    @Witchyelfpeach11512 Před 6 měsíci +5

    Lol venti had just too much fonta to drink! 😂

  • @dircxx8554
    @dircxx8554 Před 6 měsíci +3

    Goodness whoever make this just put a smile on my faces.. thx a bunch

  • @AlreadyTakenTag
    @AlreadyTakenTag Před 6 měsíci +4

    The outro should have had the Funny Wine Man in jail while saying his favorite catchphrase

  • @benrussell6927
    @benrussell6927 Před 5 měsíci +2

    So thats where that meme came from

  • @mattsopiratoso790
    @mattsopiratoso790 Před měsícem +1

    Zhongli faking dementia to try and escape judgment was genuinely a good laugh. Specially when he was shown to be clearly aware of the situation when being declared guilty.

  • @arthuserza2696
    @arthuserza2696 Před 6 měsíci +5

    haha I like the little touch with Zhongli doing his usual line for the outro except it is in the fortress of millipede (yes I can't remember the actual spelling of the fortress's name so millipede it is.)

  • @saftigerkeks5212
    @saftigerkeks5212 Před 5 měsíci +2

    Neuvilette must have played the furina storyquest, considering he spared her 💀

  • @andrijanastic1480
    @andrijanastic1480 Před 6 měsíci +9

    Objection
    He is not stronger than 3 archons
    He is slightly above the level of an archon

    • @RaikaKoshiba650
      @RaikaKoshiba650 Před 6 měsíci +10

      Before he got his powers back yeah, but now he would decimate them. An Ancient Dragon’s power goes beyond what an archon can fathom

    • @KennyakaEike
      @KennyakaEike Před 6 měsíci

      @@RaikaKoshiba650 Not Confirmed only old Books who could be fabricated never saw the real deal as the Witch said only believe what you see with your own Eyes, i think she meant this literally for anything that is told to us i think the truth is even worse than we think and we could be in an Alduin Situation where we get false informed the whole time and Celestia are the good guys in the end and everything we got as information was a big freaking Lie^^

    • @ifakeifake7612
      @ifakeifake7612 Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@KennyakaEikeread neuvillette character story 5 and last two

  • @blackjacket5014
    @blackjacket5014 Před 6 měsíci +3

    Venti didn’t even fight he just got pass out drunk

  • @EC2421Mir
    @EC2421Mir Před 6 měsíci +7

    Whoever Made this is a legend😂

  • @leepaoyang710
    @leepaoyang710 Před 6 měsíci +7

    Venti is guilty of desecrating the opera house with his barf while being drunk. Zhongli is guilty of dining and dashing at one of Fontaine's prestigious tea house. Ei is guilty of poisining half of Fontaine's people after she fail to pay for her cake and was force to cook to pay off her debt. Nahida is guilty of revealing trade secrets due to her wisdom. I think this sound about right considering their personality.

  • @redpacific359
    @redpacific359 Před 6 měsíci +2

    "Oratrice Mecanique d'Analyse Cardinale-"
    STILL IN MY HEAD FOR 5 DAYS

  • @McEmergencyFood
    @McEmergencyFood Před 4 měsíci +2

    According to the judgment of the oratrice mecanique d'analyse cardinale

  • @FIZZ1X
    @FIZZ1X Před 6 měsíci +3

    Bro venti didn't even get hit, hes just blackout drunk.

  • @AllFiery
    @AllFiery Před 6 měsíci +5

    Nahida is already imprisoned for 500 years just for being a child and recently got out. Did someone sue her again?

  • @user-ml5zm5ij3g
    @user-ml5zm5ij3g Před 2 měsíci +2

    my favorite moment when neuvi is like "according to the judgment..."

  • @HerculePyro
    @HerculePyro Před 6 měsíci +6

    People wondering why Venti was unconcious despite not fighting... he was just drunk

  • @huyxiun2085
    @huyxiun2085 Před 4 měsíci +3

    Nahida defense: *stare*
    Neuvilette analysis of given defense:
    - *stares back*
    - *thinks very carefully. This is a 500-years old god, who was in charge for all this time when so many people suffered in her country.*
    - *is himself not easily fooled by cute little human being. As much as a baby fish doesn't look cute to you, baby human does not look cute to Neuvilette*
    - *is very much aware that cute doesn't mean innocent. In 500 years of judgements, he has seen cuter things judged for worse. In is long life before that, same.*
    - *takes all the required time for the seriousness of the matter*
    half a second later, Neuvilette: "not guilty"
    Nahida: he he

  • @zafrandbz
    @zafrandbz Před 6 měsíci +4

    Oratrice mecanique d'analyse cardinale line will be missed.

  • @charana1711
    @charana1711 Před 6 měsíci +2

    Venti was not knocked off by neuvillete, he just passed out from drinking too much

  • @everydaynabil1937
    @everydaynabil1937 Před 6 měsíci +6

    Nahida isnt guilty bcs she is a part of the irminsul itself and is arguably an even more worthy holder of dendro authority than the dendro dragon sovereign.

  • @LAPCGames
    @LAPCGames Před 6 měsíci +4

    1:36 Venti was not ko due to a fight, just drunk, as usual

  • @Silentguy_
    @Silentguy_ Před 5 měsíci +5

    I’m actually kind of curious as to how strong Neuvillette is compared to the other Archons since he’s one of the original elemental dragons.

    • @bench-kun6243
      @bench-kun6243 Před 4 měsíci +6

      The only archon that has a chance against him is the Tsaritsa and that’s if she uses the power of the Gnoses herself. Or if the Archons all team up. But in 1v1 Neuvillette disposes of them with maybe low mid difficulty.
      Unless Natlan introduces some Pyro Dragon Sovereign I don’t see anyone being stronger. Not even Pyro Archon or Capitano

    • @lrdhanshu7136
      @lrdhanshu7136 Před 3 měsíci +1

      ⁠@@bench-kun6243not even low-mid difficulty, I’d say he straight up solos all of the archon even with their powers combined. If you read lore on the primordial one and the dragon sovereigns then you’d pretty much know how insanely strong Neuvillette is

    • @balakala9804
      @balakala9804 Před měsícem

      @@lrdhanshu7136 what his is power scale, i mean the hydro power that he has to defeat all archons

  • @lunari1249
    @lunari1249 Před 4 měsíci +2

    For some reason before i actually played the fontaine chapter i thoght it would really be about Furina kidnapping and judging all other archons lol 😂

  • @csm3825
    @csm3825 Před 6 měsíci +2

    This edit makes a good Archon Quest. I am convinced that this is a real story we're talkin'.

  • @Kool_Kaylie
    @Kool_Kaylie Před 6 měsíci +3

    *Oratrice Mecanique d'Analyse Cardinale*
    😂😂😂

  • @amberxv4777
    @amberxv4777 Před 6 měsíci +16

    This is funny as hell 😂 What a chad this guy called Neuvillette is..

  • @MaxSchope-zv8mm
    @MaxSchope-zv8mm Před 5 měsíci +2

    and now be for real and show how raiden would obliterate him.

  • @mattsopiratoso790
    @mattsopiratoso790 Před měsícem +1

    Venti passed out on the ground without Neuvillette even raising a single finger:
    Venti - "A lotta good that Judging did ya? I'M DRUNK!"

  • @Beastards
    @Beastards Před 6 měsíci +37

    Even though it's fanmade but it's accurate from lore

    • @kylegivens3120
      @kylegivens3120 Před 6 měsíci +9

      We never seen them fight. This is just pure fan headcanon.

    • @neurofiedyamato8763
      @neurofiedyamato8763 Před 6 měsíci

      @@kylegivens3120 Its accurate in the sense Neuv told us who he would judge and the fact the Dragon Sovereigns are stronger than the Archons.

    • @kylegivens3120
      @kylegivens3120 Před 6 měsíci +4

      @@neurofiedyamato8763 So because he said so that makes it true? That's basically what you are saying. No, that won't make it true, talk is cheap, actions are needed to provide evidence.

    • @Xgenstudioz777
      @Xgenstudioz777 Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@kylegivens3120Here, for example, is a small comparison of Sovereigns and Archons.
      The War of the Archons is a localized skirmish in individual countries for the right to receive Celestia's patronage along with a handout in the form of a portion of the powers stolen from the Dragon Sovereigns.
      On the other hand, the Dragon Sovereigns' war against Celestial Usurpers spanned the globe, lasted for decades, and took a painful toll on the Celestial Tyrant.
      From Neuvillette's story:
      "Severely wounded in the great war of vengeance, the usurper had their functions ruined, and could no longer use their absolute authority to suppress the original order of this world. To continue to subdue and control the resentments and loathing of the world, the usurper and one who came after created the Gnoses together. So it came to be that an order was made to be upheld, and thus did humans come to only possess these seven remembrances, and all fragments of the primordial were driven to devour each other."
      The Archons, are but the servants of this weakened usurper. And as we have seen with the examples of Egeria and Ei, they are afraid to openly provoke them.
      If anyone can tame the Sovereigns, it's Celestia, but not their lapdogs in the form of the Archons.

    • @god9303
      @god9303 Před 6 měsíci

      @@kylegivens3120 we know the sovereigns are stronger than archons, it's not headcanon at all

  • @BatuKahn-rp4hw
    @BatuKahn-rp4hw Před 6 měsíci +3

    Zhongli got arrested for not shutting the f*ck up abou Osmanthus wine