Pt-1 The Muppet's Show Begins (UK General Election 2024)

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  • čas přidán 23. 08. 2024
  • UK's General Election will take place 4th July 2024.
    The biggest muppets/puppets headlining this elextion are
    Richie Sunak-Con
    Sir Kier Stammer-Lab
    The huge supporting cast of 600+ muppets that are happy to be diverse, multicutural & more than happy with a salary of £80,000 + p a. + a very generous package of A/L, all paid expenses(to inc.) 2nd homes, travel expenses, top mileage rate, full sick pay, superb maternity leave, 2nd job, zero accountablility & a yearly pay rise agreed by themselves.
    Criteria below
    Essential- To be a muppet.
    Required - To be P.C.
    Desired - To have long strings and adapt to having them pulled.
    To dislike/ hate the British public.
    All applications will be considered.
    No previous experiance needed
    No proof of I.D. needed.
    Nothing is needed.
    We welcome & prioritise applicants from all ethnic, religous & any/all minority groups that we want. This is to silence the majority of the hard working British citizens from having a voice.
    All muppets are welcome here.
    Please mark F.A.O.
    - Kermit the Frog, -The Muppet Show, - Houses of Parliament,
    - Parliament Square,
    - London.
    - Divided Kingdom
    - Clown World.
    ‪@two-tricky‬ on CZcamss search engine
    Tricky.

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