Kindnapped on Christmas! ASMR
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- čas přidán 21. 07. 2024
- Santa Claus has whisked you away from an ordinary life in a mediocre world with plans to deliver you to a far better place where you'll live your the rest of your life in eternal bliss. But before you embark on that final sleigh ride, he offers some of that good ol' northern hospitality, and even gives you some special Christmas presents of his own!
00:00:00 Merry F******* Christmas!
00:01:16 Santa, is that really you?
00:03:04 Nothing to Worry About
00:04:17 Sorry About That
00:05:42 Tea for the Parched
00:07:20 Santa's Special Gruel
00:11:36 How & Why You Were Chosen
00:22:57 No Need for Summoning
00:24:30 For Posterity & Quality Control
00:26:51 Quick Health Checkup
00:29:39 In Santa We Trust
00:30:20 One More Bite
00:31:36 Monitoring the Police Scanner
00:33:15 A Gift for an Adventurer
00:38:35 A Gift To Shake Things Up
00:43:29 A Gift Not Worth Giving
00:46:13 A Puzzling Gift
00:52:49 A Gift Only a Dad Would Like
01:00:25 A Gift To Be Opened Later
01:06:00 This Gift Won't Stress You Out
01:07:04 A Gift for a Disturbed Friend
01:14:53 Rest Before the Sleigh Ride Ahead
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Mr. C might appear to be a little out of focus in this video which was not intended. It appears that one of his elves forgot to change the camera from manual focus to auto focus so that his jolly old face would be crisp & clear. Fortunately, most of the objects that appear in the video are in focus, so it all works out in the end. You can just pretend that it's the effects of how you ended up in this situation to begin with!
te amo
Tío E >>
e bruv
Have a splentastic Christmas and rest of your holiday season Mr. Rift
honestly if you hadn't told us i wouldn't have noticed x)
"Ho ho ho! Merry fucking Christmas" made me die laughing and caught me horribly off guard. Good job, Uncle E. Thanks for another great video.
Santa knows Pickle Rift
The way he chuckles makes me feel like this is a dark souls npc
Andre the blacksmith has changed
Oddly enough this is not my first time being kidnapped by Santa. It's the Easter Bunny you really gotta watch out for.
Fr though…
Your mean kind-napped my good man don’t confuse the two
@@goldentem773 The Easter bunny definitely isn't kind
The turkey from thanksgiving is the one that I need to look out for
*kindnapped
If you are wondering why you didn't get any Christmas presents, this is where Santa has been
@@m0-m0597 i think you need a encyclopedia after that sentence bro
Thank you papa rift for the most relaxing Christmas gift of all
papa rift lmao
well
It's been six years since my last Kindnapping, this is indeed a treat. Thanks Santa! ❤
I can't wait to listen! I haven't been kindnapped in ages!
Ikr? Kidnappers need to up their game
@@OracleTeller Lol!!
@@OracleTeller Exactly!
Most kidnappers are tunnel visioned, hence the lack of creativity and empathy
A kindnapping of caliber? Just what was needed after 3 days of family chaos.
Merry Christmas Uncle E, the tendrils, rift threads and brains on our tree thanks you as well.
This is what someone has to go through when someone says all I want for Christmas is you.
At the time of posting it is Dec 26 meaning she has finally refrosted, we are safe until next year
@@the_man861 whats the story on that profile pic i see it everywhere
@@boi5375 it’s from a channel called vince, and it’s basically Vince’s equivalent to jellybeans profile picture army
@@MightyCaedes i have no idea what your talking about lol
Wooo oooo-oooo baybaaaaaaaaaay
Maybe Santa going down the chimney wasn't to deliver presents but to kidnap us... Merry fucking Christmas, indeed
*kindnap ;)
The first video I ever watched on this channel was the original Kindnapped, so I can't express how amazing it is to see this!
ER, I speak for myself and the community. We thank you for every drop of sweat, tear (and blood if thats the case) that you put into your masterpieces. Your content is probably one of the best, if not the best in the ASMR community, and we cant thank you enough. You always surprise us whenever you upload a video and I personally find them really enjoyable. Please keep up the hard work ❤️
The 1st kindnap video is my absolute favorite ASMR video
The most worrying part about this scenario is the camera and tripod in the background.
Me: “I’m not sure if this guy is actually Santa”
Totally Santa: “Just look at me”
Me: “Valid point”
Serena and June
YES another Kindnapped! I guess Thomas has had to resort to more of a disguise to keep doing this to millions of people.
This is a truly a ephemeral rift christmas moment
That opening line SMACKED me in the face
Oh my god I’m SOO excited. Kindnapped is my very favourite video by you, was never expecting another !
Once upon a time, on Christmas day
We all awoke to a shock, one that left us in dismay
Ephemeral Rift, in a costume so jolly
Had us trapped in a basement, in a scene so melancholy
I'm all tired from rhyming this holiday season, but I figured I'd drop by for no real reason
I'm a few days late, but I'm here anyway
I hope everyone has a pretty good day
this guy is a LEGEND...🔥
among idiots like you...
@@lopezlopez7132 no one cares,what u have said 🤣
#dumb 🤪
I know 👌🏻
Dude I kove many of your old themes and kindnapped was such a good one I love that you brought it back alongside all the new awesome stuff of yours !
SANTA HOW COULD YOU HAVE DONE THIS
I find it to be an interesting effect - I’m obviously used to most ASMR being G-PG, so swearing catches my attention, which in turn helps me come back to it when my mind is wandering. Thanks for all you do!
ETA: after a really shitty year that culminated in failing most of my classes I didn’t realize how much I needed to hear that failing the entire year wasn’t necessarily a reflection of my “nice-ness” lol, thank you!
merry Christmas tío ❤️
You’ve helped me through so much these past few months.
hope you and your family have had a wonderful day!
likewise!
@@EphemeralRift you’re a legend
Wow, it's been a long time since previous kindnapping. Thanks for doing this again, appreciated
omg the voice is astonishingly relaxing, one of your best videos in that sense
Imagine waking up on Christmas and being greeted by Santa Claus holding presents, and the first thing he says is "Ho ho ho, merry fucking Christmas
The kidnapped video was the one of the first videos I watch and made me keep watching, it was great and I can’t wait to watch!
Glad to see this series return!!!
Yes Yes Yes Yes~!
i was just watching the original kindnapped yesterday, what a thing to see christmas day
All of your videos feel so personalised to the viewer, one of the many reasons i consider you the best asmr creator out there.
Great video too.
the sequel to the kindnapping?!?!? perfect christmas gift
Youre the only ASMR artidt that I rewatch their videos multiple times a week and sometimes back to back. Thank you. ✌️❤️
thanks uncle paul. i needed this, the world hasnt been kind.
When he starts with “ho ho ho, merry fucking Christmas” I know this is gonna be a good one
Man, it must be a big responsibility delivering presents to every multiverse in one night.
Man, it feels like your roadmap video was uploaded just yesterday. Time fucking flies
Absolutely amazing, been watching you consistently since I was in middle school, almost 10 years.
Always a great relaxing time here on the rift channel.
Merry Christmas, Paul! Your interesting and unconventional take on ASMR is the best in the business. Keep being awesome
A new version of one of my favorite ER vids? What a fantastic gift!
Merry Christmas rift! Stay safe and thank you for making this! :)
Another Christmas banger!!! I totally didn't see this one on the 2022 roadmap from last year! Thank you E!
The Kindnapping videos are so good! I wonder if Mr. C got Thomas a present 👀
That gruel is perfect. I still remember when rift tried making hot water oatmeal off camera and it didn't turn out right. I've been waiting literally years for something like this. Please give use more of that amazing gruel in a future video.
You are literally the gift that keeps on giving 😂❤
5:31 The fact santa just sniffs chloroform so close to his nose, and doesn’t feel a thing demonstrates how strong he is
Merry christmas mr kindnapper
Merry christmas ER!
Thanks for all the content during this year
dude at first i could not sleep to this because i had to laugh so hard. the humour in this is gold. first class video as always uncle ER, so glad i found you on this platform. you are my first go to asmr when going to sleep at night.
Wow this is the earliest I’ve been! Looking forward to another great video.
The sheer craft that goes into these videos is astonishing; Uncle E has some serious talent and dedication! Thank you for the good stuff, Paul.
Side note; this video also makes me chuckle, as I was actually born on Christmas day!
That first bit had me dying
Thanks Uncle E, I just got out of surgery a few days ago and your videos are always a treat and they always help me sleep. The only bad thing is the pain from laughing like 5 seconds in. Still Thanks for the videos. They help
You are a font of creativity, as ever. May the good ideas continue to flow into 2023!
Happy new year, Rift! Thank you for all your work!
merry christmas er! cant wait to fully watch this. from what i can tell this will be a lot of nostalgia from your kidnapping video
thank you for making very creative videos and merry christmas!
Happy new year rift, it's amazing how you've been part of my life for so long without really knowing you, thank you for sharing your huge creativity with us while also being relaxing, real nice
One of his best videos and love all of them 😂
If the dice and the mention of D&D are hinting towards a resurrection of his D&D videos, I would be more than thrilled, above splentastic if you will.
I spent a few hours last night tossing and turning, tried soft music and rain sounds and other asmr and nothing was working - till I put this on and I was out in a couple minutes. Don't know why it worked but it did. Thanks Uncle E ♡
Thank you for your dedication to your craft ❤️
Ho ho ho merry f-ing Christmas! Hohoho. Never been scared and amused like that at the same time!!
I could hardly relax, I was laughing the whole time. Great stuff.
Yay! The Kindnapper is my favorite!
I un-ironically fell asleep last night to the "Kindnapped" video! Its personally one of my favorites of all time 🔥🔥
Why would anyone watch old videos unironically?
*ironically
Was just watching the kindnapper the other day 👌
That gruel looks like primordial soup
i absolutely lOVEEEEE the wrapping paper
I’ve been watching you for years and all I can say is every time u upload it feels like an early and or Christmas gift
How kind of santa to let me nap
Like most video, I don't know if I am terrified or relaxed. I love it
Kindnapped by Santa for Christmas. 🎅🎄Uncle ER always gives the best gifts. 🎁 ♥
You nailed the Santa laugh, Uncle E
The wooden bowl is back it's a Christmas miracle
Well there goes any chance at sleep, no way I’m gunna sleep after laughing so hard in the intro man 😂😂😂
Exactly what I wanted for Christmas 🎄❤️
No way! I had that same wrapping paper for Christmas
This is a true gift
Truly a miracle. Since yesterday I've been trying to find an asmr rp where I'm kidnapped but in christmas setting. PERFECT🤏🤏
After all these years, Kindnapped, Again!
I hope you just had this video on deck and got to spent quality time with your family Uncle E! Merry christman and happy new year. :)
I died laughing at the beginning "ho ho ho, merry fuckin christmas my friend"
When your uncle starts fondling his beard while looking at you on Christmas Eve, you know what you're in for
Sometimes I just watch his videos not even for sleep it’s just entertaining
Omg that intro made me bust out laughing xD it is 5 am I gotta go to work soon but can't sleep cause I slept in the middle of the day waiting for my mom to come back from work, what a night! Love it :]
Perhaps you could update the sanctuary you made 8 years ago in minecraft? :D
i think you are the only one that sends chaotic good vibes like a david firth with pink sprinkles. you could even do a relaxing salad fingers roleplay. after the disturbing friends cards i got that idea stuck in my head.
i have fallen asleep so often with your voice now... anytime i am in this room i think about the videos ...so trained!
Hope you had a splentastic Christmas ER! Glad to see another amazing video. Anyways, as per usual this will be day 28 of me asking for you to make a video where you tell inanimate objects just how truly you appreciate them!
And Merry Fucking Christmas
Aw hell yeah! Christmas just got so much better!
This video works insanely well on me cause thats the same wrapping paper my gifts were in. 😂
Fell asleep to this Christmas night. Holidays are hard when you don’t have a supportive family. Sometimes I wish I could get “kindnapped” to Arkham Sanitarium. Thanks for sharing a relaxing holiday video! 🎄
Lookin good santa, lookin good!
Hey E. Been a while since I’ve watched your content, but I was just recently thinking about the candy man. So I came watch to watch the legend himself.
I would absolutely love to see the candy man revived in 2023.
Thank you for years of great content. ❤️
Merry Christmas uncle E! Hope you got a toaster under the tree for some Rorschach toast testing. Stay safe!
A wise man once said… “hohoho, merry fuckin’ Christmas my friend.”
Merry fuckin Christmas to u 🤘❤️🥶❄️
Thank you rift merry Christmas