Woman: "Can I help?" NooooooooOOoOOO!! Everything is under control... (smell it) *smells* Ohhhhhh..... *PEE'D HER PANTIES* Woman: "Something smells very good in there!" *BE PATIENT!!* ........................ I can't cook
@@IlseBelievesInPink Rock you like a hurricane by scorpions playing: The bitch is hungry she needs to chill. Wife: I’m getting aNgRy Guy: wait till she tastes… Doug: THIS
"She thinks I can't cook." Well I don't mean to be rude, but you aren't exactly convincing me with the fact you chose to make a peanut butter sandwich for dinner
"She thinks I can't troll."
"Wait 'till she tastes piss"
0:01
"No! Everything is under conTROLL!"
Thank you cs188
"Only 780 of the finest freshly roasted shits in every jar"
(Farts in the kitchen, smells it)
Woman: _“Something smells in there~!”_
@@supermariobro93 no owo!
Tourette’s guy: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN A PETER PAN PEANUT BUTTER ALERT?
@@JoeyAnimate eat some p🍆e🍆n🍆i🍆s
@@JoeyAnimate
Eat some painus....
JOOJ
0:14
"Wait 'til she tastes--"
Doug DeMuro: *_"THISSSSSS!"_*
Smell it.
I can't cook.
Ohh .. PEE'D HER PANTIES!!
🎶 “I’m getting _hungryyyyy~!”_ 🎶
*“BE PATIENT, BITCH!”*
@@supermariobro93I’m getting angry!
"What the hell do you mean a Peter Pan peanut butter alert?"
Only 780 of the finest freshly roasted shits in every jar
*fart noises*
Eat some pea-nisss!
J O J
0:11 "Ohhhhhhh, peed her panties."
And there the hell was Tim.
And God said, "Let there be peanut butter sandwiches, with jam in the bread!"
Woman: "Can I help?"
NooooooooOOoOOO!! Everything is under control... (smell it)
*smells*
Ohhhhhh.....
*PEE'D HER PANTIES*
Woman: "Something smells very good in there!"
*BE PATIENT!!* ........................ I can't cook
Be patient, bish
@@IlseBelievesInPink Rock you like a hurricane by scorpions playing: The bitch is hungry she needs to chill. Wife: I’m getting aNgRy
Guy: wait till she tastes…
Doug: THIS
everybody's skinny dipping
@@kiriririririri MMM
@@kiriririririri everybody's poopin in the peanut butter!
"She thinks I can't cook."
Well I don't mean to be rude, but you aren't exactly convincing me with the fact you chose to make a peanut butter sandwich for dinner
"Only 780 of the finest, freshly roasted *_SHITS"_*
okay but what kind of utter sociopath keeps hundreds of identical peanut butter jars all in a row in a huge cupboard like that
Why would you call someone like that a sociopath,tho?XD
Normal citizen of advertisementland
Fr that guy is gonna get salmonella
Who makes a plain Peanut Butter sandwich? Needs some Strawberry Jam.
Well preserves and a slice of orange American cheese
ME
I've a preference for grape jelly, personally :3
@@taylordampier You put cheese on your peanut butter sandwiches?
@@nessesaryschoolthing yes yummy yummy
0:02
*(Zipper unzipped sound effect)*
Wait till she tastes this.
"I'm getting hungry!"
@@richardgadberry8398BE PATIENT!
😏
Imagine if Bronson/Balki was to use the jars to count all 780 peanuts that would drive Mark/Larry up the wall
She thinks I can't TROLL
"Peed her panties."
This guy reminds me of Bateman talking to Paul Allen right before he kills him.
"Tell me Al, do you like peanut butter?"
Be Patient
e a t s o m e 🅱 e n i s
*JOJ*
It’s my favorite commercial featuring Perfect Strangers’ Mark Linn-Baker. Even better than his other Peter Pan commercials.
"She thinks I can't cook, so I'm making a peanut butter sandwich to prove her wrong."
If you tried to do that today that would be an instant breakup
she thinks I cant troll
Wait till she tastes p i s s.
wait til she tastes T H I S!
Bro literally gave her wife/girl the death surprise.
0:22 eat some peanut butter any time you can only if it’s Peter Pan
He’s gotta be the actor from Ghostbusters
Serious tho, if I didn't know better, I'd think this was Bob Saget.
His 'Perfect Strangers' buddy and co-star would do the Boboli Pizza commercial
JoJ
So who. Just randomly has that much peanut butter in stock?
I can’t cook…
This man had no upper lip