Petey DeAbreu Wants the Hood to Celebrate Jewish Traditions

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  • čas přidán 9. 01. 2019
  • Petey DeAbreu brags about drinking AriZona Green Tea and wishes Jewish culture was more prominent in his neighborhood. (Contains strong language.)
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Komentáře • 112

  • @plainjane8870
    @plainjane8870 Před 4 lety +50

    As a Jew and a lover of Arizona iced tea & the black community I have to say this warmed my heart greatly ❤️❤️❤️😂😂😂

    • @calex901
      @calex901 Před 2 lety

      So do you tell people that you love the black community as much as you love Arizona iced tea?

    • @plainjane8870
      @plainjane8870 Před 2 lety +3

      @@calex901 only as much as rugelach

    • @kevinwalton7953
      @kevinwalton7953 Před rokem

      Appreciate your existence King

    • @TheLemon333
      @TheLemon333 Před rokem

      @@plainjane8870 Mmmmmm.

  • @gkirtf
    @gkirtf Před 5 lety +194

    From the dreidel to the grave....
    Skeet, skeet.

  • @linaluv215
    @linaluv215 Před 5 lety +160

    "I think its my gizzards" 😭😭😭😭

    • @adammiller8096
      @adammiller8096 Před 2 lety

      Nah dawg I think it’s my liver, shoot son put some onions on there you’ll be fine.

  • @grindcoremaniac
    @grindcoremaniac Před 5 lety +72

    "From the Dreidel to the Grave" i'm dyin

  • @romulus_
    @romulus_ Před 5 lety +30

    saw him perform in new york 3-4 years ago, was one of the funniest people i've ever seen. this doesn't begin to do him justice.

  • @Slangchang
    @Slangchang Před 5 lety +40

    I want to watch more! Give this man a Netflix special

  • @tubesocsamurai1693
    @tubesocsamurai1693 Před 5 lety +60

    Yoooo not the cherry blossoms 🌸😂😂

  • @elkabong6429
    @elkabong6429 Před 5 lety +12

    “From the dreidel to the grave” lol! I betcha he did that whole dreidel bit just to say that!! Lol

  • @Panamaschild
    @Panamaschild Před 4 lety +16

    This dude is a legend for making a joke about the Arizona Green Tea!

  • @aricaine5024
    @aricaine5024 Před 4 lety +14

    Can confirm that's how I greet my Jewish friends on shabbas

    • @calex901
      @calex901 Před 2 lety

      That's weird if it is, dude, I'm sorry. You just can't be saying the n-word in shul. It don't fly

    • @LuzzyStef
      @LuzzyStef Před 7 měsíci

      @@calex901you don’t go up to your rabbi like wassup rabbi shimon my n*g*a and dap him up?

  • @MCAndyT
    @MCAndyT Před 5 lety +34

    "..booshie with the green tea!"

  • @BeccaMoses
    @BeccaMoses Před 5 lety +64

    jewish ppl fux with you too shabbat shalom xoxo

  • @dwightmarie
    @dwightmarie Před 5 lety +58

    My guy .. the Bronx's finest

  • @anthonyzullo
    @anthonyzullo Před 5 lety +33

    When he sad Arizona's, I knew I was back home. Sometimes the CVD would have 2 for a dollar. Omg!!

    • @dignature123
      @dignature123 Před 5 lety +1

      2 dollars??? it say 99 on the can though. The fuck they doin?

    • @laylal.2290
      @laylal.2290 Před 5 lety

      dignature123 nooo two cans for a dollar! 😂

  • @jdsd744
    @jdsd744 Před 5 lety +9

    The last joke should have been "Dreidel since the cradle. *peace sign*"

    • @bOmBAsTiK
      @bOmBAsTiK Před 3 lety

      And you'd have gotten zero laughs too 😂😂

    • @chaos5279
      @chaos5279 Před rokem

      Bruh it's a parody of a 2pac, that's why it was funny

  • @adammiller8096
    @adammiller8096 Před 2 lety +2

    Man I love playing dreidel in the hood, right in front of the Turkey Hill down the street from Temple Beth ha Shalom. I got $5 on squiggles and I got $10 on chai, spin that dreidel dawg.

  • @platystrophia
    @platystrophia Před 5 lety +23

    Antioxidants!

  • @HaylonHarroo87
    @HaylonHarroo87 Před 4 lety +5

    Petey is so underrated

  • @johnmarsh8344
    @johnmarsh8344 Před 4 lety

    Got introduced to Petey through Ziwe’s live. He had me weak on there and here. Legit laughed out loud. Much love and respect

  • @isdarylonkeys2243
    @isdarylonkeys2243 Před 5 lety +10

    known my dude since he was a young dreidel spinner. always been funny . this is literally him llol BX Stand Up!

  • @LawJones413
    @LawJones413 Před 2 měsíci

    That Arizona part is hilarious. I hunt down this video every year just to hear that part.

  • @game9848
    @game9848 Před 5 lety +35

    Like the Jewish jokes

  • @cynyc1
    @cynyc1 Před 5 lety +11

    Love this guy

  • @rainbomg
    @rainbomg Před 4 lety +3

    Man that green tea aloofness is REAL, it’s just *better* tho

  • @beenlightingone
    @beenlightingone Před 5 lety +4

    Is it my gizzards or my giblets? 😆 💀

  • @schmatever
    @schmatever Před 2 lety

    Love this authentic, original and brave. Keep it up!!

  • @davidblack6365
    @davidblack6365 Před 5 lety +3

    I laughed so hard my face hurts.

  • @rubixyz_
    @rubixyz_ Před 5 lety +4

    2:04 IM WEAK

  • @TrevorWallace
    @TrevorWallace Před 5 lety +7

    hiiiiilarious

  • @georgedolphino
    @georgedolphino Před 2 lety +1

    as a jew from israel i loved his set! it was so cute! he seems very educated on jewish customs too! the first jokes about no health care were kinda shocking tho america get it together..

  • @Shon1114
    @Shon1114 Před měsícem

    He kills😂😂😂😂.im a new fan

  • @BM12121
    @BM12121 Před 3 lety +4

    less than 100k views. People are missing out on some good laughs.

  • @christinaetienne9484
    @christinaetienne9484 Před 5 lety +9

    Antioxidants lol

  • @sydneydwoskin4950
    @sydneydwoskin4950 Před 4 lety +1

    Ahhhhhhhhhahahahaah he is naturally hilarious that was so good

  • @giantslug6969
    @giantslug6969 Před 2 lety +1

    Like undermining nations?

  • @onetakesun694
    @onetakesun694 Před 5 lety +6

    Funny!!!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @justinwaters8679
    @justinwaters8679 Před rokem

    1:00 in he is using the same premise as Patrice O'neal. Patrice always said "I avoid menthol cigarettes and anything else marketed towards black people, they poison what they market to us and I don't trust it."

  • @travino
    @travino Před 2 lety

    I haven't seen Arizona cans in a while.

  • @ArelMoodie
    @ArelMoodie Před rokem

    Absolutely legendary

  • @d.c.1059
    @d.c.1059 Před 4 lety +1

    Petey "niggas ain't doin crime on shabbes" DeAbreu

  • @rufat_agayev
    @rufat_agayev Před 5 lety +6

    AYYYYY!

  • @MexicanJesus1998
    @MexicanJesus1998 Před 5 lety +2

    SHABAZZZ AYYYY 😂

  • @innervisions1828
    @innervisions1828 Před rokem

    Brilliant.

  • @jessevancooney6963
    @jessevancooney6963 Před 5 lety

    1:12 is it me or does that guy on the right look like the youtuber sundee

  • @lunchbag_larry
    @lunchbag_larry Před 5 lety +1

    i don't even know what oxidants is but if arizona aint fuckin wit it

  • @TheGoodfella2012
    @TheGoodfella2012 Před 5 lety +7

    This dude be legit

  • @mihoyminoyoner
    @mihoyminoyoner Před 5 lety

    Funniest thing I’ve fucjing seen in a while I’m not even gon quote shit 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @Liquid3103
    @Liquid3103 Před 2 měsíci

    Jokes on us: the Quarter Waters BEEN poison.

  • @Jimmyboygohome
    @Jimmyboygohome Před 5 lety +1

    This guy is hilarious

  • @nnnnbeennnnbee
    @nnnnbeennnnbee Před 4 lety

    This dude is real funny!

  • @isaacmaxwell5082
    @isaacmaxwell5082 Před 5 lety

    Fuckin love this guy!!!!!

  • @MsEriKaT
    @MsEriKaT Před 5 lety +1

    Who did you open for?

  • @holyducks
    @holyducks Před 5 lety

    I’ve heard that healthcare joke everywhere luckily he changed it to something newer

  • @siddharthkrishnan3317
    @siddharthkrishnan3317 Před 5 lety

    Fuckin awesome. Nuff said.

  • @jeffreyharvin6743
    @jeffreyharvin6743 Před 5 lety

    Son stoooopid 🤣🤣👌🏿

  • @LocalP
    @LocalP Před 5 lety +2

    😂😂 niggga said what we do with poverty, hip hop

  • @technicallythecenteroftheu1349

    We would totally lend our traditions to you.

  • @RemsteeZ
    @RemsteeZ Před 5 lety

    bro you hilarious

  • @yn3854
    @yn3854 Před 5 lety

    Ayye we got legionaries too

  • @user-ex9ti7ds3m
    @user-ex9ti7ds3m Před 5 lety

    Insurance =/= Healthcare

  • @richardmiranda640
    @richardmiranda640 Před 3 lety

    The hood, please.

  • @allanyates8978
    @allanyates8978 Před 3 lety

    Richard Pryor would have loved to ear him without the letter h.

  • @soph1992
    @soph1992 Před 4 lety +1

    the jews support u

  • @mbr7156
    @mbr7156 Před 5 lety +5

    how you gonna get rims on the dreidels, 'tho?

  • @SonofIsrael1
    @SonofIsrael1 Před 4 lety

    Barely Kosher.

  • @willpayne7726
    @willpayne7726 Před 5 lety

    Bahahahaha!!!!

  • @jeremygeller9145
    @jeremygeller9145 Před 3 lety

    I mean stole the dreidel game from the Germans, so go nuts

  • @arfriedman4577
    @arfriedman4577 Před 3 lety +1

    I wasn't impressed until I heard the Jewish part which was cute.

  • @jdd9993
    @jdd9993 Před 5 lety

    Hy-freakin-sterica!

  • @uchiigtana
    @uchiigtana Před 2 lety

    Horrible

  • @jasonbean1176
    @jasonbean1176 Před 5 lety +1

    Jewish culture is awesome!:) Too bad about some Jewish people. Oi vey! You give a little, you take a little..:)

  • @constantinvaldor3742
    @constantinvaldor3742 Před 5 lety

    Free Palestine much?