How to be a MAN (ft. Sanjay Dutt)
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Haywards 5000 - • SANJAY DUTT - MARDAANG...
Nimbu Paani - • Nimbu Pani -- The Heal...
Condom - • WTF Idian Condom Ad
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Be like Sanjay Dutt
- do drugs
- get illegal guns
- go to jail
- then make a biopic victimising yourself
Gangsta
-refuses to elaborate further
-based
he's almost the indian oj simpson lol
Sanjay dutt starter pack
only real men would understand 💪🏻‼
This guy changed his whole look and personality just because he couldn't find similar pair of shades he was using before.
🤣🤣🤣
@@_a_ss your name
@@abinashxname: beherass child
@Light Yagami normie ho kya, ironically bol raha tha woh.
@@_a_ss :(
Sanjay Dutt: "Ye manly nai hai yr, girly hai"
NimbuPani Uncle: "Who cares!? I drink nimbu pani bcoz I like it!" 🤞🏽🤞🏽
"Ye toh flat, mujhe toh chahiye bubbly"
@@Thinkaboutit897
DHATTARIKI AUNTY: DHAT TARIKI
PIRAHEY NIMBU PANI AUR NAM LIYA US line ki
@@Thinkaboutit897 ye manly nahi hain yaar
@Useless lol xD main kaise man lu?
Abe wo aunty thi normie
That red saree lady with the dialogue ‘Try to Kijiye ‘ used to teach us geography in Miranda house (DU) .Surprised to see her here😍😍
I bet her salary wasn't good enough that she had to did this cringe ad
@@DrSniper99 bro this ad is from 2004-5 , these were the norms of that time
@@surplusvalue3271 Agreed!!
@@DrSniper99 They are brilliant professors and not actors. They just did it in their own natural way that time whatever they could do. so we should not judge them on this. With time we improve, it is a gradual process..
@@akanksha9949 are it was just a joke
Jokes apart, that condom ad is highly progressive with respect to the year it was made in.
I understand your argument and I would like to add that at that period of time our country was not so progressed as it is today , making such an advertisement would have came with alot of ridicule and shame . People would have made fun of it rather than be educated by it . I mean after all they are dressed as condoms . Yet I wholeheartedly support and stand with their bravery and courage to come up with this advertisement in a time where we as a country were not so progressive .
Yes so true
the telugu states
@@souls5180 JOE biden
The fact they included gay people in it
Saiman now understands the CZcams’s algorithm :
*Quality is quantity*
R u trying to say chotuu and amit badhana have quality content?
@@apurvnagare haha
@@apurvnagare He is not saying “Quality is quantity”. It’s CZcams’s algorithm.. He is just talking abt facts.. You didn’t get it 🙄 and yes, *Chotu and Amit’s videos come on trending just bcz of CZcams’s algorithm “Quality is quantity”* 🔥
@@MrFayer yep there content is same and cringe and with same jokes
Official Discord Server Link:
www.discord.gg/saiman
The condom ad is pretty wholesome ngl. Way better than the condom ads we have today.
Yeah a stark contrast to the beer ad
True, it's better than sunny leone's one where the whole family abruptly reminded about their urgent works.
True
Apki age 23 hai😳
Nice, *kaustubh* the gigachad (keyboard warrior) deletes all of his comments when asked to compete, dikh gyi mardangi👌
8:30
She was our Archeological Anthropology lecturer. She passed away today. May her soul rest in peace. 😔
F
Rip
RIP 😞💐
Bruhh...
Om shanti
Dhat teri ki
Manga artists while drawing girls' character: "Ye toh flat hai; Mujhe chahiye kuch bubblyyy"
😂😂😂😂
Anime ka chodaxx
🔥
Nice one
😂😂😂
Average Badshah fan : 🤢
Average Nirod Anna enjoyer : 😎
लमाओं XD मृत
hello another eren
Do you guys read demon slayer manga too?
Nirod Anna 😀
@@VintageKeys I was asking the ones having anime PFPs but looks like you love to be mean for no specific reason
7:56 damn man it was so unexpected
I was looking for this comment
Correct 😂😭
👏
So trueee
Same here
9:22 Can hear someone saying "Haan, good" not sure how many takes were required for this masterpiece 😂
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂🤣🤣
😂😂
I heard that 😂😂😂
Squeezer wale uncle bol rahe the
Petition for Saiman to use Nirodh Anna song as his official outro
You have my support
Truu
We are with you brotha
what is the name of the song on youtube?
you nepali ?🤔
Sanjay dutt talking about beard and stubble while his face is clean shaved😂
Ew, a BTS stan. I better keep my distance
Edit: Lagta h stans trigger ho gaye😳
@@VintageKeys people like you would say kpop fans are toxic but you are the one saying something derogatory to someone you don't know and without any context or anything. Learn some manners please. It'll do you good😊
@@nunkibangtan07 oh did u get offended? Sorry my bad
Still he's sanju bhai 💪💪
50 tolla
@@VintageKeys k I'm tired of BTS stans too but
Respect 👏 others👏 son👏
"Dhad teriii"........why he is the Most underrated youtuber in the world..
Kya likha tha
Ye to flat hai, mujhe chahiye kuch bubly......
3:24 now that was a lot of damage 😂😂😂
So Timothy's internship period is over or he resigned 🙄
Resigned
Internship period lol😂
Stephan nhi diya
Chad saiman kicked him out
Employee harassment xD
I'm just imagining how the advertisers convinced four grown men to dress up as colorful condoms and dance on roads! 😂😂😂
Unemployment rocks!!
Can't you mark spoiler?
@@harsh2130 watch the video first before coming down to comment section,man! 😆
Money money money money
Drugs, it always comes down to drugs
7:55 legendary meme😂
4:49 Windows Xp installation sound effect 😭😭😭
Feeling nostalgic with 69 others...🤧🤧🤧
Plot twist : finding manliness in men is a feminine trait
that's one way to look at it 😳
Genius
300 IQ
वो निरोध वाला डायग्राम इसी को समझाने के लिए था।
best comment
That nirodh ad was pretty ahead of its time.
true and then people say that old people dont accept sex,condom and being gay it the new generation as well tabhi logo ko chaka bolte hai log and think this is an insult
8:48 dhat teri ki 😬
I have a hunch. A strong hunch. All of this Saiman bad boy character is maybe just a long long setup for another sai-man storyline.
Ohhhhhh!!!
Bro wtf
'Don't be homophobic yaar, ye gay logon se kyun darne ka' -Saiman ends homophobia in 2021
Homophobic incident rates drop to 0%
Saiman needs to end homosexuality now!
@@rajeshdighade5840 I support LGBTQ community but ye tum jo Geeta ko beech kyo lekar aaye..?
Soul understand the joke bro
@Harshith Joshi kabhi mahabharat dekha hai
I literally started taking him seriously after he started wearing black shades 😂😂
Ngl me too ...
You and everyone else😤
How do you take someone seriously "not-literally" usually ?
I thought i was the only one
I used to take him seriously even when he had pink shades...kind of...
9:02 I laughed so hard at 3am, I might have woken up a few people 😂😂
@@Psychicsense108 he mean some dirty things
@@enith2627 like something which is produced by male bodies and they can throw them out.
People are already a lot woke Nowadays
Saiman at 2:43 : 'Gay logon se kya darna?'
Also Saiman at 14:26 : !!
Once saiman said everyone is hypocrite 🌝 😂
I mean........ Galat kya hain? If you're Straight, doesn't matter if you have problems with gay men or not.......the sex can be Surprising for many (like me), i don't wanna see the S*x that's it
And it's the same reason (technically not the same reason), i won't date a Trans Woman
@@ashaybansod3236 well obviously
@@arb1897
kya hogya bhai
papa ne porn dekhte vakt pakad liya kya tumhe?
itna gussa
Lol it was the picture
The freaking fact that Sanjay Dutt saying "let's grow beards and stubbles" and being clean shaven is just-
Irony
czcams.com/video/3SCrxeNyHkY/video.html
👏
Irony ho rahi hai ji bhayankar
Ye manly nahi hai yaar
This video just made my day....after watching saiman for about 2 years, I don't hesistate a bit to say that he's one of the youtubers that understands what humor is. "Hello guys! My name is Saiman says and I 'was' the most underrated youtuber of India."
True haha
What exactly was so funny in this video? I am sorry but this video is equally unfunny as carry's latest video.
@@uncannyroaches5933 u lack humor bruh
@@uncannyroaches5933bruh but compared to the other indian youtubers saiman is the funniest nowadays my opinion
@@uncannyroaches5933 its not for normies
8:10 so the saimon is a gay 😂
??
Kya english hai
*Here lies english*
👇 like to pay your respects
Kya machodra h sachime
lol xd me kaise maanlu?
7:42 testicular torsion
Me watching other shows - yeh toh flat hai
Me watching saiman - mujhe yeh Chahiye bubbly
7:56
@@neetaagarwal5255 lmao
@@neetaagarwal5255 😂😂
The last song was actually wholesome.
Nai
Nai (sanjay datt)
@dank rishu fhd and
wholesome wholesome wholesome kuch naya word lau GENz ppl
NO
15:00 Hair Flex
Saiman is so underrated that even India doesn't want him to become mainstream
7:18 rare footage of evil saiman laughing.
Wah kya Playlist h
This video has so many burns that it can no longer be classified as a roast, it is an entire cremation ground!
You're a creative tiger. I like you.
@@b-zar8912 Thanks mate.
This video has mad rewatchability.
Before marriage :- Shabbakher, kailash kher, Wish you a happy married life .
After marriage :- ho gya..Alright..Ok bye .
Ho gya 15 min? Thik hai niklo
10:09 dhyan se dekho , uncle cheers karna cha rahe they 😭😂
Edit:- wow more than 500 likes , thanks
😅😅😅
I just realised that 😂😂😂. Instant rejection
Sed lifUeeeEee
oh nooo xD
czcams.com/video/3SCrxeNyHkY/video.html
The condom ad was funny but they tried their best to spread awareness in a different way not like today’s advertisements which only shows lust and not the benefits of the products. And also supported homosexuality in the advertisement 💙 Btw the video was super amazing 🤩 I always wait for your videos and while waiting I watch your old videos ☺️☺️
🙌🙌
Ok
I just noticed omg
Who cares i like nimbu paani
@@_..-.._ haha
14:30 details digram
6:13 look at saiman 😂😂😂
After our supreme leader everyone is scared of Saiman these days.
@dank rishu fhd destruction:100
True
@dank rishu fhd lol
@dank rishu fhd oooo sooo denk roast very funiii. Hahahaa dhistroyad in secands
@dank rishu fhd Damn man what a good comment. I can see the effort and thought it took for you to think of such an amazing and deep idea. It’s honestly so mindblowing it deserves a Nobel Prize. Please, my superior, provide more of your intellect upon us measly commenters. How can your brain be this big? Only you know, as your brain is the biggest and mightiest here. I wonder how many years of schooling and mastership it has taken you to reach a point where you can type such a holy manuscript. Speaking of holy things, this should be a verse in the Bible. Your words should be hung up on every house. I wish everyone could have the power to lay their fingers on a keyboard and compose such elegance as what you have just wrote, but alas, not everyone in this world is prepared to have such a way with words as you. Your comment is just so amazingly, mindblowingly perfect and insightful that not even the top Harvard scientists could compete. You, my good man, have such a wide knowledge of english and writing it is unfathomable.
Finally vanished "Tum hi toh mere soulmate ho" from my brain
Nirodh anna: Allow me to introduce myself
Lol yeah the struggle was real 🤣🤣
I am stuck with both now
Roses are red, Voilets are blue
He's getting Subscribers, I need some too
@@VAIDIK009 Roses are red, violets are Blue
Stfu, will you
@@izukumidoriya2143 No I don't think I will. After all I'm using my Wi-Fi to promote myself
9:24 I'm dead 😂😂😂
7:56 the origin of a legendary meme
Friendship ended with Haywards 5000🍻 now Neembu Paani is my best friend🤝
Why hate Haywards 5000, add it to Nimbu Pani and make Nimbu Soda! ( BTW Nimbu Soda is my fav drink in summers! )
The statement "Saiman is the most underrated youtuber" is more overrated than Saiman himself is
Very very good english
You must have graduated from Oxford. No??
@@godawarijethwani596 Carry jis school ka principal hai uska 🤡
Yaar waise English me galat kya hai ye toh batao🌚
It's not like Mai loasht krunga tumhara par mujhe jaanna hai if my sentence had a mistake
@@Anonymous-uz6oi not funny......
6:28 see uncle is doing magic
wow
14:27 reason for this vedio to be 18+ 🥵😂
🤣🤣🤣
Find someone that cares for you in the way Saiman cares for his toothpick
;-;
aur aadi pehchana
Haha lol xd lmao
@Scouts Honor lag rha h ghar main Bhendi khane ko nhi mila 😩
Kids when they accidentally enter in their parents bedroom at night: 7:56
@@Raboot_28 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Föök you 🤣🤣🤣
xDDDDDDDDD
LLLLLLMMMMMAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
6:59 that's what she said
He said table not bed
@@anurag9477 yea we were doing it on the table
XD
@@pranavbajikar6591 are bas kr bhai
6:49....ooooh vaiiii😂😂😂
Saiman after roasting every single famous youtuber:
Gangsta intro goes brrr....
@Sarthak kya be Sunraybee ka comment section chod ke idhar agaya?😂
𝖠𝖠𝖯𝖪𝖨 𝖬𝖠𝖠 𝖪𝖨 𝖴𝖬𝖠𝖱 𝖪𝖨𝖳𝖭𝖨 𝖧𝖮𝖦𝖨😊
I𝗀𝗇𝗈𝗋𝖾 : O 𝗒𝖾𝖺𝗋𝗌 ❌
1🅢︎🅤︎🅑︎🅢︎🅒︎🅡︎🅘︎🅑︎🅔︎ = 150 years☑️
👇👇👇👇....
Dankeee komedi :-3
@dank rishu fhd drip Rishu PFP
" C O O L "
😎
5:19 At this point I can't stop my laugh
Producef by Reliance Entertainment 😂🤣
3:25 I laughed so hard 😂😂😂😂
India desperately needs more CZcamsrs like you!!
Leftist jokes are there
5:19 damm that was dark . Directed by God , produced by reliance entertainment and thanks for living.
Kudos to saiman's patience. Even after a 15 min struggle with that toothpick he didn't resort to his fingers to take out that piece of food stuck in his mouth. Bravo...
14:16 saiman vibing
Best video of saiman says after
1 fanfest cringe 2019
2 Amit Bhadana roast
3 This one
Leera the soulmate
Elvish yadav also
I love the new saiman he feels like a person who tries to grumpy but in the end becomes funny instead😂
@Sarthak nice Bhai
His real name is saimandar .
@Sarthak nice.
British humour in a nutshell. Quite effective.
That's the joke
The last one was actually pretty deep.
Pun intended?
Based Gay sex diagram
That's what she said
14:25 That's deep for you
3:58 an unexpected stroke
2:29 a new meme was discovered
One day I wake up at morning and hear a rumour that saiman has crossed 1 million subscribers
My reaction - 7:56
😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Dont worry this will not happen
@@altamashkhan9530 then why watch him
@@altamashkhan9530 this WILL happen
being a telugu speaking guy, I can tell you the actual lyrics for the nirodh ad were way better than the subtitles lmao
lol me too
They are goated
@@shara7715 wtf
The real reason why Coca-Cola shares went down 5:50
True 😂👌
Cr7 chose nimbu paani over coca cola
Noice 1
My friend : assignment complete 😎
Me : 7:56
12:44
When I didn't know the lyrics but still trying to sing with song
*Sakura exist*
Every naruto fan :- 9:19
😂
😂😂
Sasuke saying to (trach) Sakura 😂😂
Me watching Triggered Insaan
- Ye manliness nahi hai yaar
@ASN 😂😂😂
@ASN kuch zyaada hi girly hai (ek youtube channel ke liye)
Waise true wo baccho ke liye h
@Pranav Najan Abe jaa be 😂 triggered insaan is best...u people only like gaalis nothing else
12 million followers hai uske bhai 🥲
14:08 was just 😂😂
"I drink nimbu pani necause i like it" - sun tzu art of war
Sun (suraj) Tzu ~ Art of nimbu paani
asli account se aa technoblade
@@otisgaming2119 tommyINDEED
Techno fan???
ye to soldier tf2 moment ho gya
"Dhatt Teriki ! " It's going to be a big meme
Already is Nawaz ka dekha nahi kya
No
No
No
14:56 who else started vibing with him?😂😂 hit a like
The condom ad was actually so wholesome. 🥺😤
@LOSER_74 agreed
There are two things I miss
1:pink guy
2:pink shades
@Theoneandonly Ye Manly Nahi Hai yaar
@@aakashthakur2717 jii heichou😂
13:21
Adult version of teletubbies....
2:18 Saiman holds mauve color IPhone 😆😆
11:53 damn when did Teenage mutant ninja uncles collab with teletubbies
3:30 that was some hard shots🔥🔥
😂
*Group Singing Competition exists*
14:50 - le me who don't know the lyrics of the song
13:55 uncle ka ijjat to gio 😫
Sanjay datt normally: yeh to flat hai
Sanjay datt in thumbnail: *bubbly/
Friend : Did you know that Saiman is one the best Indian creators?
Me : 7:56
Nice one
Lmao xd
Lmao haha🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Time traveller : *moves a chair*
Saiman : *Uploads*
Hello saiman..
Don't know if you're noticing the comment..
I love you brother..The humour you carry makes you different from other so called CZcamsrs who depends on 3rd class stuffs like abusing bla bla bla...
I am touched by your type of mentality..
Love from Assam! 🤍
Amen to that 🤟
Indian television has banned several animes like DEATH NOTE saying that it's not good for kids.
Meanwhile :
In india :🤤🖐tapatap tapatap
Seriously? Death Note? 😕 yeh log pagal hain😑
Pta nhi konsa censored hai inke kiye kon uncensored 😑😑😑😑
Wait, no-shabba-khair-kailash-kher-Anupam-Kher-have-a-happy-married-life? What did they do to you saiman!
Because he is Manly.
Arre (shabba khair ke bina rehna) try to kijiye!
And yeah, he loves bubbly outros. Not flat ones.
He doesn't put that outro because he doesn't like it.
Simple as Fuck.
That is a flat outro vro, he’s trying something bubbly these days.
Heterosexuality exist
Saiman: Sike , that's not straight
Probably you are trying to say homosexuality* and sike*
@@izukumidoriya2143 heee hmmm nope
These type of comments should be banned
@@Tczarsh ok soory 🗿
Your comment legit makes no sense then
14:20 i see why it is the most replayed part
The moment when you realise your background is also pink purple 🤣🤣
5:52 "Arre try toh kijiye"
This should be used as a meme
Ban jaega (hritik roshan) wala
Check saiman's subbredit
japani tel advertisements when you watch porn ....5:52
@@Abhishek-tz4zr nahi ( sanjay dutt wala)
*aao zara reddit pe ho jaega*
Random guy : I don’t watch Saiman says
Saiman viewers : 5:52
6:06 My Addicted friend offering me coke
Arre try tou ki jiye
The condom song was making more sense that Tony Kakkar's Song