star trek TNG clips but out of context

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  • čas přidán 7. 09. 2024
  • I made this in august 2016

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  • @StopLizard
    @StopLizard Před 6 lety +6959

    Star Trek is a serious show about deep philosophical and political subjects.

  • @xXMapleVodkaXx
    @xXMapleVodkaXx Před 5 lety +3439

    I like how 80% of them are Data clips because even in context Data is ridiculous.

    • @nytrodioxide
      @nytrodioxide Před 5 lety +234

      He's the best character, so naturally

    • @MichaelCorbanRose
      @MichaelCorbanRose Před 4 lety +16

      @xXMapleVodkaXx
      I don’t even understand what this is supposed to mean. He’s no more or less ridiculous than any other fictional character. Turn the snark down.

    • @FeedEgg
      @FeedEgg Před 4 lety +47

      And that is why we love him so much lol

    • @FeedEgg
      @FeedEgg Před 4 lety +33

      @@MichaelCorbanRose Turn your snark up!

    • @whitehorsedown6499
      @whitehorsedown6499 Před 4 lety +29

      I miss Data.

  • @shaefurlong1907
    @shaefurlong1907 Před 2 lety +401

    Very disappointed that "I was reading a particularly erotic chapter of my grandmother's journal" didn't make the cut.

    • @ComradeLavender
      @ComradeLavender Před 7 měsíci +10

      YES the wackiest line in the entire series

  • @DennisMoore664
    @DennisMoore664 Před 5 lety +1887

    The "I am not a merry man!" line was one of the best ever written on TNG.

    • @samnuell864
      @samnuell864 Před 4 lety +26

      made me laugh the hardest I have in a while

    • @tannerhawes6890
      @tannerhawes6890 Před 4 lety +57

      that part of the episode was just a glorious shitpost. Worf smashing the instrument, data taking an arrow w the worst special effects of all time. No music. It was absolutely fantastic.

    • @Locke19901
      @Locke19901 Před 4 lety +21

      Eat any good books lately?

    • @pex_the_unalivedrunk6785
      @pex_the_unalivedrunk6785 Před 3 lety +4

      I really wish they had made Michael Dorn's character more interesting...he's like Tasha Yar...but with more lines(with his tactical suggestions being ignored 90% of the time) and doesn't get killed despite the fact he is a weak excuse for a "Klingon".

    • @avaberryman182
      @avaberryman182 Před 3 lety +1

      Oh the out takes are even better

  • @nerd5383
    @nerd5383 Před 6 lety +1418

    So, according to this, Star Trek is 10% space travel 50% hax and glitches, and 40% the weirdest LARP session in history.

  • @GreenCauldron08
    @GreenCauldron08 Před 6 lety +3381

    Aww, you left out a perfect one!
    Dr. Crusher: "Computer, what is the nature of the universe?"
    Computer: "The universe is a spheroid region 800 meters in diameter."

    • @atiredolddeadname986
      @atiredolddeadname986 Před 6 lety +40

      GreenCauldron08 *700

    • @janm3781
      @janm3781 Před 5 lety +47

      @@atiredolddeadname986 *705

    • @saalkz.a.9715
      @saalkz.a.9715 Před 5 lety +56

      Oh my, does size actually meters... ;-)

    • @takemetoyonk
      @takemetoyonk Před 5 lety +7

      Too much context

    • @takemetoyonk
      @takemetoyonk Před 5 lety +75

      @@saalkz.a.9715 that was the epitome of comedic laziness to the point of not even making sense anymore

  • @MunroPage
    @MunroPage Před 7 lety +3227

    "SMELL"
    "yes"
    "SHOW ME MORE, FATHER"

    • @Krynictrace
      @Krynictrace Před 7 lety +237

      Star Trek: Oblivion (Game of the Year Edition)

    • @BradTheAmerican
      @BradTheAmerican Před 7 lety +36

      I like to call that the Microsoft Sam episode, because it's just retarded annoying robotic talking the entire time. I really don't get why it's such a highly regarded episode.

    • @MunroPage
      @MunroPage Před 7 lety +46

      BradTheAmerican you have selewected microsoft sayam as the computer default vooice.

    • @magpiecore
      @magpiecore Před 6 lety +4

      That cracked me up

    • @ethanbooher6399
      @ethanbooher6399 Před 6 lety +1

      I read this as soon it came on

  • @mattj2217
    @mattj2217 Před 5 lety +2022

    "He's my number one dad" is weirder WITH context

    • @richardsavings6690
      @richardsavings6690 Před 4 lety +71

      "Uh huh, which way's the airlock?"

    • @TheGaymer-nj9jt
      @TheGaymer-nj9jt Před 4 lety +91

      "He's my number one dad!" *they've never met before*

    • @DoomKid
      @DoomKid Před 4 lety +82

      What? That line makes perfect sense in context. He calls him number one out of habit, then has to cover for it..

    • @swishfish8858
      @swishfish8858 Před 4 lety +169

      @@DoomKid "what's weird about it"? The whole plot, my dude! Picard and a few others turned into kids is fucking WEIRD, and what's funnier is that the kid is more British than Stewart despite the fact that he's FRENCH

    • @DoomKid
      @DoomKid Před 4 lety +11

      Swish Fish Well I never said it wasn’t weird - then again the OP never said it didn’t make sense, so I was replying to something that was never said, in hindsight 😅

  • @mosspea
    @mosspea Před 6 lety +6582

    I AM NOT A MERRY MAN

    • @SmileytheSmile
      @SmileytheSmile Před 6 lety +140

      *wears a Robin Hood costume*

    • @JimJava007
      @JimJava007 Před 6 lety +58

      Is he a merry man in the Kelvin timeline though

    • @DSFII
      @DSFII Před 6 lety +23

      Robert Kreiling yes

    • @Rainygirl3100
      @Rainygirl3100 Před 6 lety +34

      skeletor voice: I AM NOT NICE

    • @jasonstation
      @jasonstation Před 6 lety +30

      ‘SMELL! - show me more father’ 😂

  • @oswin849
    @oswin849 Před 4 lety +1501

    Can we take a moment to realize that half of these are from "A Fistful of Datas"

    • @hoeraufist
      @hoeraufist Před 4 lety +94

      A decent amount from Qpid as well.

    • @Elvisbackpack
      @Elvisbackpack Před 4 lety +91

      Both episodes where context jumped out an airlock and gave the audience the middle finger.

    • @SirDankleberry
      @SirDankleberry Před 4 lety +45

      The episode is just the most elaborate shitpost.

    • @sknfmsmr
      @sknfmsmr Před 4 lety +19

      Because it was a really weird and awkward episode. I'm surprised that they didn't put the scene where Data is dressed as a woman

    • @mika9937
      @mika9937 Před 3 lety

      oh god you're right lma

  • @johnmurdoch3083
    @johnmurdoch3083 Před 6 lety +404

    The 1:25 cut is perfection

  • @pupper9474
    @pupper9474 Před 5 lety +1727

    Star Trek, huh? Sounds futuristic.
    *Robot moves cat saying "vamoose ya little varmint"*
    ._.

    • @Johnny-rx4hs
      @Johnny-rx4hs Před 4 lety +35

      That would just make it Firefly. Space westerns are great.

    • @momon969
      @momon969 Před 4 lety +12

      @@Johnny-rx4hs Oh yes they are, and we need another good one like Firefly.

    • @TheatreJosh24601
      @TheatreJosh24601 Před 4 lety +32

      Data is not a robot. He is an android.

    • @optillian4182
      @optillian4182 Před 4 lety +28

      *humanoid alien declares that he is not a merry man*

    • @itwontcomeout5678
      @itwontcomeout5678 Před 3 lety +1

      @Momon maybe The Mandalorian? :D

  • @ElffieElix
    @ElffieElix Před 6 lety +1591

    "so, what's next"
    "I don't know."
    *"We're still friends right?"*

  • @nathanyou1899
    @nathanyou1899 Před 5 lety +1115

    "You are six years old!"
    To think in context that scene can actually make me cry

    • @nytrodioxide
      @nytrodioxide Před 5 lety +136

      That entire episode hurts my soul

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 Před 4 lety +9

      Whats the context?

    • @nkordich
      @nkordich Před 4 lety +239

      @@concept5631 In the episode Chain of Command, Picard has been kidnapped by the Cardassian Obsidian Order (secret police) and they're torturing him. The torturer, Gul Madred (played by the underrated David Warner), shares a story about his youth in an attempt to build a bond with Picard. Picard uses it against him, saying he'll always see that scared six year old boy. The torturer gives in to anger and turns up the pain until Picard passes out. In derailing the session this way, Picard shows he still has some control and is tougher than the Cardassian would be if their roles were reversed.

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 Před 4 lety +8

      @@nkordich Cool

    • @NebMunb
      @NebMunb Před 4 lety +2

      Makes me cry too... tears of laughter

  • @poisonpotato1
    @poisonpotato1 Před 6 lety +1277

    “Demonstrate how your species propagates”
    Next scene
    Lol

    • @Roboprogs
      @Roboprogs Před 6 lety +100

      We're still friends, right?

    • @RianeBane
      @RianeBane Před 6 lety +33

      I don't think that's how you propagate the species though

    • @writershard5065
      @writershard5065 Před 5 lety +26

      Hey, this is the 24th century man. Ya never know xD

    • @221b
      @221b Před 5 lety +22

      He'd have had much more luck with that if he'd asked Kirk for the demonstration.

    • @Bramswarr
      @Bramswarr Před 5 lety +8

      I'm pretty sure just about any being in the universe could have sex with Q and end up with an infinitely annoying, infinitely powerful baby

  • @zachariahschneider899
    @zachariahschneider899 Před 5 lety +866

    I still think the weirdest one, even in context, is little lord Wesley eating a pie. Because it's in Reginald Barclay's fantasy program.
    Somewhere in Barclay's subconscious, he dreams about getting it on with Beverly Crusher while Wesley is there.
    Eating a pie.
    The man has some issues.

    • @DoomKid
      @DoomKid Před 4 lety +91

      Barclay definitely has issues, lol. I just love that Troi thinks it’s no big deal, until she sees herself that is

    • @j.p.9522
      @j.p.9522 Před 4 lety +21

      You just made that scene even greater.

    • @Misia23
      @Misia23 Před 4 lety +38

      "Banging redhead milf while son watches and eats pie"
      Sounds like a normal video you find at pornhub. :D

    • @arseface2k934
      @arseface2k934 Před 4 lety +34

      also weird how wesley's told barclay will spank him, almost as if he's done it before

    • @matttheheckingweeb3462
      @matttheheckingweeb3462 Před 4 lety +18

      Don't forget that Barclay also put a prostitute into a western-themed holodeck set that was intended for a child.

  • @h3mog0blin
    @h3mog0blin Před 6 lety +1011

    I love how half of these are just data on a normal basis.

    • @ElfQuestComicDubFamily
      @ElfQuestComicDubFamily Před 6 lety +22

      kreepy w/ a K he is by far the most awkward character on the show

    • @GrijzePilion
      @GrijzePilion Před 6 lety +34

      Well yeah, he's the main comic relief character.

    • @MandoYote
      @MandoYote Před 6 lety +16

      Data was the best gunslinger in the west

  • @dirtyhatemachine
    @dirtyhatemachine Před 6 lety +4276

    "y'all must be mistaken"

  • @mist-rulan1931
    @mist-rulan1931 Před 6 lety +1594

    "he's my number one dad."
    *awkward smiling intensifies*

    • @jamesvogel85
      @jamesvogel85 Před 5 lety +21

      I accept that Rascals is not a good episode.
      Still one of my guilty TNG pleasures.

    • @smwillia
      @smwillia Před 5 lety +47

      @@jamesvogel85 Rascals is an episode that by every rational standard should be reviled and strongly despised, but it's far too enjoyable than it has any right to be.

    • @wandaperi
      @wandaperi Před 5 lety

      His mom is #Minuet :P

    • @hmnsdnssx
      @hmnsdnssx Před 5 lety +3

      @@jamesvogel85 Not a good episode? It's actually one of my favorites.

    • @mothpawbs027
      @mothpawbs027 Před 5 lety +13

      That episode is one of my guiltiest pleasures, I love Guinan and Ro having fun and Picard being a disgruntled twelve-year-old XD

  • @Sindraug25
    @Sindraug25 Před 5 lety +1107

    0:31 - That unknown language is Japanese. With an abominable accent.
    1:12 - Dr. Pulaski standing in the background with no intention of helping.

    • @thelordpickles4907
      @thelordpickles4907 Před 5 lety +37

      thank you anon. 2 tendies coming your way. standby for transfer.

    • @secretgarbage6581
      @secretgarbage6581 Před 5 lety +9

      @@thelordpickles4907 4chan gay

    • @Enzo012
      @Enzo012 Před 5 lety +85

      Dr. Pulaski standing there not helping would be about right though.

    • @jeremyabbott4537
      @jeremyabbott4537 Před 5 lety +14

      Hey! She would have helped because he wasn't an android!

    • @JohnDoe-xx8yw
      @JohnDoe-xx8yw Před 5 lety +22

      @@Enzo012 Screw Pulaski, fucking robo racist

  • @Meikurey
    @Meikurey Před 7 lety +4959

    Previously on X-Men

  • @SomeFreakingCactus
    @SomeFreakingCactus Před 6 lety +421

    1:40 is even more awkward in context. The little kid is Captain Picard (bald dude) after turning into a young boy due to plot reasons.

    • @Maurenriques
      @Maurenriques Před 6 lety +113

      *(PLOT REASONS I N T E N S I F I E S)*

    • @Rebel_Friend
      @Rebel_Friend Před 6 lety +20

      how did this happen we’re smarter than this

    • @SomeFreakingCactus
      @SomeFreakingCactus Před 6 lety +28

      It was actually really interesting. As the captain of the ship, he was still in full authority, and his transformation didn't affect his intellect at all. However, it was hard for the crewmembers to respect him as they had before.

    • @failtolawl
      @failtolawl Před 6 lety +11

      Im gonna use "plot reasons" a whole lot more thank you

    • @nopenoperson8964
      @nopenoperson8964 Před 6 lety +2

      the scene where Crusher has sex with a ghost is awkward too.

  • @StarFoth
    @StarFoth Před 6 lety +641

    0:24
    Bethesda writes an episode of Star Trek

    • @ikagura
      @ikagura Před 6 lety +1

      Star Foth haha

    • @richardsavings6690
      @richardsavings6690 Před 4 lety +18

      Sooo, how about an annual subscription for $99.99?
      And then both the nacelles just fall off.

    • @SirDankleberry
      @SirDankleberry Před 4 lety +4

      I was expecting Oblivion dialogue not a Bugthesda meme.

    • @halfbloodprincess298
      @halfbloodprincess298 Před 3 lety +3

      11/10 joke

    • @wishing4nuclearwinter
      @wishing4nuclearwinter Před 3 lety +3

      This also fits for the jump right after that bc that is very close to the jumping animations in fo4 tbh

  • @saltysquid7284
    @saltysquid7284 Před 6 lety +535

    "vamoose, ya lil' varmint"
    -Sheriff Data, to Rowdy Billy the Cat

    • @90lancaster
      @90lancaster Před 6 lety +1

      I'd have included Data saying to worf to say to spot that worf needs to tell spot that he's a good cat and a pretty cat - and worf replying "I will feed him"
      Followed up by spot later changing sex (for not reason and having alien kittens)

  • @heythatguyalex
    @heythatguyalex Před 7 lety +473

    "He's my Number 1 dad"
    "..."
    "..."
    *awkward hug*

    • @bul13ts
      @bul13ts Před 6 lety +16

      Yeah... that's Picard.

    • @peterkaplar1660
      @peterkaplar1660 Před 6 lety +22

      That's how gay porn usually starts.

    • @codythompson9973
      @codythompson9973 Před 6 lety +8

      Poirot's Mustache
      Out of context, it looks like Riker literally has a son.

    • @verynormalvic
      @verynormalvic Před 6 lety

      I remember that making me cringe out of my chair when I watched it lmao

  • @aisling_commoddities
    @aisling_commoddities Před 6 lety +618

    “SMELL!”
    “Yes.”
    “Show me more, Father!”
    What.

    • @DaveGrean
      @DaveGrean Před 6 lety +13

      Watch Star Trek.

    • @builder396
      @builder396 Před 6 lety +53

      I wouldve loved the clip "What are your intentions towards my daughter?" from the same episode in this.

    • @pikkuadi
      @pikkuadi Před 6 lety +1

      One of the best episodes :)

    • @jackskelepack3248
      @jackskelepack3248 Před 6 lety +11

      That's his daughter and she's learning new things.
      (They're both androids)
      Seriously watch the episode, it's amazing.

    • @lillithb1661
      @lillithb1661 Před 6 lety +5

      Rain Puffs I just watched it and legit spent the whole time crying. It’s too cute.

  • @bolshevikY2K
    @bolshevikY2K Před 4 lety +247

    Netflix: "Star Trek: The Next Generation"
    also Netflix in the tags section: "sex, fear"

  • @LethalByte69
    @LethalByte69 Před 7 lety +714

    I AM *NOT* A MERRY MAN!

    • @meinerHeld
      @meinerHeld Před 6 lety +12

      always thought this one was undercelebrated

    • @FrostyButter
      @FrostyButter Před 6 lety

      Worf is the antimerry man.

  • @Mathee
    @Mathee Před 6 lety +79

    I love how every scene with Q makes it look like he's in a relationship with Picard, except for the last one which made it look like they had just decided to break up

    • @professionalnerd4055
      @professionalnerd4055 Před 4 lety +15

      Even in context it looks like Q has a hardcore crush on Picard 😆

  • @HikaruAkb
    @HikaruAkb Před 6 lety +1862

    someone: have you ever watched star trek
    me:
    me: remembers this video
    me:
    me: yeah

    • @BarrickMacready
      @BarrickMacready Před 5 lety +13

      WHO ARE YOU?!

    • @writershard5065
      @writershard5065 Před 5 lety +7

      someone: Well do you remember this one scene where riker commandeers the enterprise and then out of nowhere he does the....
      you:
      you: penetrating my secondary subprocessor
      someone:
      someone: what

  • @Lachie66
    @Lachie66 Před 4 lety +322

    You forgot when Dr Crusher was drinking out of Commander Riker’s head with a straw

    • @TheSkyRender
      @TheSkyRender Před 4 lety +37

      I mean really, almost any scene from Phantasms where Data is dreaming would work. I particularly liked the bit where the workmen started ripping Data limb from limb for making a high-pitched whine.

    • @icantthinkofanything798
      @icantthinkofanything798 Před 3 lety +6

      Using every data dream sequence would almost be cheating

    • @peacejoy1396
      @peacejoy1396 Před 2 lety +1

      Wtf?

  • @-cosmicrogue-
    @-cosmicrogue- Před 6 lety +909

    I just knew Worf's "I am NOT a merry man!" would be featured.

    • @donaldb1
      @donaldb1 Před 6 lety +24

      It should have had "Prune juice, a warrior's drink," as well.

  • @aarowtheblacksmith789
    @aarowtheblacksmith789 Před 7 lety +330

    "We're still friends."
    "*Sigh*"

  • @Wilburgur
    @Wilburgur Před 7 lety +3089

    This deserves 1 mil views. Absolute gold.

    • @clm8167
      @clm8167 Před 6 lety +36

      Wilburgur Ayy! It's autism cat

    • @BasedBelieverBob
      @BasedBelieverBob Před 6 lety +24

      Wilburgur Autism Cat has spoken.

    • @bul13ts
      @bul13ts Před 6 lety +19

      (Oh my god it's him it's him playitcoolholyshit) *cough* umm... S'up!

    • @DocDevious23
      @DocDevious23 Před 6 lety +18

      WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE I GO??

    • @bul13ts
      @bul13ts Před 6 lety +3

      Taylor Johansen Why is *who* everywhere you go? Me? Griffen? Wilburger? In any case there's a simple answer to that. You and whoever both have similar tastes in videos and they have little enough of a social life to spend all their time commenting on CZcams videos... yeah that really does sound like me.

  • @Ikcatcher
    @Ikcatcher Před 6 lety +1509

    (Ceremonial chant in an unknown language)

    • @wandaperi
      @wandaperi Před 5 lety +6

      Picard U-Akbar in Mintakan :P \ #TNGWhoWatchesTheWatchers

    • @odysseusrex5908
      @odysseusrex5908 Před 5 lety +41

      @Mathieu Champagne I always assumed it was Japanese.

    • @fressejetzt840
      @fressejetzt840 Před 5 lety +4

      @@odysseusrex5908 you where right 😂

    • @odysseusrex5908
      @odysseusrex5908 Před 5 lety +12

      @Eli Ah ha, thank you. Am I right that it is Japanese? It is curious that their universal translators did not just render it into English. I read something once, somebody speculating that we only hear English because of the translators, and what most of the crew are actually speaking is Chinese with a French accent. ;-)

    • @joelpeterson4263
      @joelpeterson4263 Před 5 lety +2

      @@odysseusrex5908 it is Japanese yes.

  • @uniworkhorse
    @uniworkhorse Před 6 lety +3173

    The humor of a ytp but the charm that can appeal to anyone... Well done.

    • @brianlopez1340
      @brianlopez1340 Před 6 lety +17

      Well said

    • @rushnerd
      @rushnerd Před 6 lety +16

      this is a mashup of funny trek clips. nothing to do with a ytp.

    • @jerrycan1756
      @jerrycan1756 Před 6 lety +3

      I require a link

    • @DirectorTaffy
      @DirectorTaffy Před 6 lety +1

      Unicorn Workhorse 𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕩 𝕪𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕤 𝕠𝕝𝕕

  • @lbooker41
    @lbooker41 Před 7 lety +259

    The crew of the Enterprise: Rootin Tootin wild west cosplaying acid junkies

    • @Kirkklan
      @Kirkklan Před 6 lety +5

      lisa booker Basically.

    • @swishfish8858
      @swishfish8858 Před 6 lety +4

      Only that one time. Mostly they pretend to fly a spaceship while in their pajamas.

  • @fomod_
    @fomod_ Před 7 lety +685

    *Ya'll must be mistaken*

    • @roetemeteor
      @roetemeteor Před 7 lety +20

      Rick112 when people tell you to switch off mcree but there's a pharah/mercy on the other team

    • @ludentisgames9837
      @ludentisgames9837 Před 7 lety +12

      *JESS WHO DO Y'ALL THINK IS RUNNIN' THIS HERE RODEO?*

    • @TrashGoblin824
      @TrashGoblin824 Před 6 lety

      Is that what he says? I honestly thought he said "The owl must be mistaken."

    • @optillian4182
      @optillian4182 Před 6 lety +2

      *(ceremonial chant in unknown language)*

  • @xentenial
    @xentenial Před 6 lety +3407

    Is it just the lack of context or was there really as much weird sexual tension between Q and Picard as I remember?

    • @cuchulainn140
      @cuchulainn140 Před 5 lety +702

      Ragg Reviews oh, there’s more than you remember, much more

    • @djhenyo
      @djhenyo Před 5 lety +161

      There's not much more than what is shown in these clips. Most of it is in Tapestry.

    • @lindt393
      @lindt393 Před 5 lety +57

      There was lots more

    • @Lionkingview
      @Lionkingview Před 5 lety +220

      For more information visit fanfiction.net

    • @background1543
      @background1543 Před 5 lety +61

      Between Q any everyone

  • @ryuzakithecrux9652
    @ryuzakithecrux9652 Před 6 lety +280

    *"Vamoos you little varmit"*

  • @flednanders7556
    @flednanders7556 Před 6 lety +282

    1:25 tfw you know exactly how the propagation of the human species is accomplished and you're asking just to see what happens

  • @RoninS203
    @RoninS203 Před 6 lety +786

    0:25 Bethesda was here

    • @coinlockerbaby578
      @coinlockerbaby578 Před 6 lety +20

      Ronin Phoenix Holy shit

    • @Calilou52
      @Calilou52 Před 6 lety +9

      Exactly what i was thinking

    • @josephroszell
      @josephroszell Před 5 lety +2

      Bethesda Bethesda is an anagram for "be the sad" oh boy they sure make sure of that it's also an anagram for "shat beed" nuff said

    • @philipmorris4027
      @philipmorris4027 Před 5 lety

      @Ronin Phoenix Best comment, Bro :D

    • @wandaperi
      @wandaperi Před 5 lety

      Spaceballs ?… there goes the planet !

  • @bronzeowl9
    @bronzeowl9 Před 5 lety +154

    1:16 shoutout to Pulaski standing back and not even trying to help or anything...

  • @Pi_227
    @Pi_227 Před 6 lety +459

    SMELL
    ...Yes
    SHOW ME MORE FATHER!

  • @everestfalls
    @everestfalls Před 6 lety +911

    This video deserves to be put in the Federal Reserve because this is gold.

  • @Sorenova
    @Sorenova  Před 7 lety +2729

    tag urself im Q eating taking a hearty bite out of a spring onion

    • @Aral750
      @Aral750 Před 7 lety +66

      Sorenova you did guddu, go eat all the onyons

    • @bubbshalub
      @bubbshalub Před 7 lety +15

      Sorenova I know where you live

    • @Meikurey
      @Meikurey Před 7 lety +49

      Cutting up Onions is good way to cover up the fact that youre having a mental breakdown

    • @dandaman4393
      @dandaman4393 Před 7 lety +5

      you gota eat your onison m8 so hat you can geow big a nd strong

    • @mekafinchi
      @mekafinchi Před 7 lety +9

      Sorenova I'm the cat at 0:58

  • @Fighterpilot555
    @Fighterpilot555 Před 4 lety +87

    "Vaaa *MOOSE* ya lil' varmint!"
    *"I AM NOT A MERRY MAN!!"*

  • @ItsBrandonYee67
    @ItsBrandonYee67 Před 7 lety +227

    It must be really confusing to see Data scenes if you don't know he's an android trying to learn human behavior xD

    • @optillian4182
      @optillian4182 Před 6 lety +40

      *_V A M O O S E Y O U L I T T L E V A R M I N T_*

    • @lelouchvibritannia2238
      @lelouchvibritannia2238 Před 6 lety +7

      this whole video is pretty confusing

    • @kas8ia
      @kas8ia Před 6 lety +3

      I've never watched star trek but i kinda guessed the lady with short hair (are you even speaking about her?) Must be some kind of robot

    • @neilisalive4892
      @neilisalive4892 Před 6 lety +3

      真珠 Data is the one next to her calling him father. Data is the one dressed as a cowyboy. He's an android

  • @scruffeno
    @scruffeno Před 7 lety +645

    I feel like even if it WAS in context it would still be awkward..?

    • @scruffeno
      @scruffeno Před 7 lety +19

      Oh cool :O but I wonder how it would've been acting it out lol

    • @CinnamonSandman
      @CinnamonSandman Před 7 lety +46

      It usually is, and that's why it's great

    • @Kirkklan
      @Kirkklan Před 6 lety

      Yes.

    • @urdoolil5477
      @urdoolil5477 Před 6 lety +1

      Scruffeno believe me it is... Why the fuck did I watch this shit?!?

    • @JesterTopHop
      @JesterTopHop Před 6 lety +17

      Scruffeno some of these are even more awkward with context

  • @CaptainSpycrab
    @CaptainSpycrab Před 6 lety +153

    1:11
    See, this is what happens when you try to access the full power of the bleeps, the sweeps, and the creeps.

  • @lifemythanimations6606
    @lifemythanimations6606 Před 6 lety +315

    As a star trek fan, I can explain

  • @shanecarroll8942
    @shanecarroll8942 Před 6 lety +235

    The new Star Trek movie should have just been 2 hours of this. Boom, every single award ever.

  • @SpockLover27
    @SpockLover27 Před 6 lety +275

    *"VASH DAMMIT ITS ME."*

  • @OddOneOut665
    @OddOneOut665 Před 6 lety +168

    0:36
    When you enter a group chat and nobody's online...

    • @LocksAndChains
      @LocksAndChains Před 6 lety +1

      That's the only clip I can't remember the context for...

    • @Omniprong
      @Omniprong Před 6 lety

      It's from an episode in season 1 called "The Last Outpost". It's the one where they introduce the Ferengi.

    • @gangsterbread3696
      @gangsterbread3696 Před 6 lety +1

      When you play a dead online game.

  • @simplefatkid9971
    @simplefatkid9971 Před 5 lety +50

    Picard sobbing while saying the sentence “ you are six years old” caught me off guard.

  • @ladybrownen
    @ladybrownen Před 7 lety +337

    As a person who has never watched star trek this Is the weirdest and funniest thing I've ever seen

    • @mavendeo
      @mavendeo Před 6 lety +10

      You should watch. It gets funnier when you actually see it _in_ context.

    • @lachyy9283
      @lachyy9283 Před 6 lety

      lol me neither

    • @NightfallGemini
      @NightfallGemini Před 6 lety

      As someone who has watched Star Trek, this owns

  • @artinyyk
    @artinyyk Před 7 lety +295

    0:14 I was hoping the caption was, "screaming in Klingon".

    • @rustyshackle8000
      @rustyshackle8000 Před 6 lety +13

      Extra Fabulous Oh my God, it would be so perfect!

    • @NinjaSushi2
      @NinjaSushi2 Před 6 lety

      Damnit. I was going to write that.

    • @aldar8240
      @aldar8240 Před 6 lety +2

      "gets tortured in klingon"

  • @logancopper5913
    @logancopper5913 Před 6 lety +271

    The saddest part is that these are all still disturbing in context.

    • @swishfish8858
      @swishfish8858 Před 6 lety +42

      Data's fucking dream sequence will never stop making me laugh.
      "Mmm. Cellular peptide cake. With *mint frosting*."

    • @dothmotherknowyouwearth
      @dothmotherknowyouwearth Před 2 lety

      Me when I saw the guy shaking: “oh he real dead.”

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ Před rokem +3

      Why is that sad?

  • @tyvulpintaur2732
    @tyvulpintaur2732 Před 5 lety +51

    1:30 “Please demonstrate how this is done.”
    *cuts to Picard and Q in bed* XD

  • @connorgillespie9606
    @connorgillespie9606 Před 6 lety +554

    i feel like some of these, even in context, are still pretty fucking strange

    • @IgnisDomini97
      @IgnisDomini97 Před 6 lety +139

      Connor Gillespie Some of them are _even stranger._
      Like the boy Riker is hugging? That's Captain Picard after getting turned into a child because plot.

    • @CULTOFARTRA
      @CULTOFARTRA Před 6 lety +53

      Ignis Domini or like how when riker asked who are you, because he thinks he has killed a man after reality breaks in a play and he teleports to a hospital where people tell him he’s insane, and he keeps seeing this character, so he asks him to tell him who he is. He has actually been abducted by romulans that are trying to steal classified information out of his brain to stop the federation

    • @christophercolasurdo919
      @christophercolasurdo919 Před 6 lety +30

      Connor Gillespie weirdest one is Crusher fucking a space ghost.

    • @iamunamed5800
      @iamunamed5800 Před 6 lety +10

      yes the space ghost fuck/impregnation was weird

    • @rafaelgiusti7685
      @rafaelgiusti7685 Před 6 lety

      I think this one is better left without context...

  • @lordvylakar39
    @lordvylakar39 Před 7 lety +160

    I'm the guy screaming "Anybody" because I'm lonely af.

    • @mavendeo
      @mavendeo Před 6 lety +7

      Red Lips
      I'm coming. Where are you?

  • @setha.4283
    @setha.4283 Před 6 lety +59

    1:21 I love how those two clips are placed side to side.

  • @Virtuoso80
    @Virtuoso80 Před 5 lety +78

    "I'm coming where are you?"
    "I here, waiting for you in acting class."

    • @GabrielFlies
      @GabrielFlies Před 3 lety +1

      It’s true that was pretty cringeworthy. I mean they are literally about to die and she’s supposed to be desperate to find answers. Very casual.

    • @icantthinkofanything798
      @icantthinkofanything798 Před 3 lety

      Coupled with the terrible graphics that's just a very bad scene lol. I came here knowing it would be in the compilation

  • @paraparap6143
    @paraparap6143 Před 7 lety +2438

    0:54 Whenever I see a kid talking about politics in the CZcams comments

  • @asiunderstandit5717
    @asiunderstandit5717 Před 6 lety +108

    This is now my entire frame of reference for Star Trek and I couldn't be happier

  • @pajamapantsjack5874
    @pajamapantsjack5874 Před 7 lety +654

    1:12 when you engage SUCC drive

  • @themonkeyhand
    @themonkeyhand Před 5 lety +292

    0:33 (ceremonial chant in unknown language) On Earth, known as Japanese.....

  • @dankdoggo9906
    @dankdoggo9906 Před 6 lety +2567

    *z a m o o s e*
    *ya lil varmin*

  • @GPWfiles
    @GPWfiles Před 6 lety +873

    y'all must be M I S T A K E N

  • @zackosborn1731
    @zackosborn1731 Před 6 lety +521

    0:32 Japanese: "If you would be so kind"

    • @Pomlithe
      @Pomlithe Před 6 lety +177

      Japanese? I think you mean an unknown, ceremonial language.

    • @torvalupheaval8857
      @torvalupheaval8857 Před 6 lety +4

      It is Japanese

    • @defski
      @defski Před 6 lety +2

      What do they say before onegaishimasu?

    • @the7thtrumpet781
      @the7thtrumpet781 Před 6 lety +15

      Japanese: Merukasdkjabrdfjbaskdjfbaelsnd.
      American Translate: Excuse me.

    • @iliketurtles2531
      @iliketurtles2531 Před 6 lety

      Pretty sure it's gibberish.

  • @DtoZ24
    @DtoZ24 Před 5 lety +131

    just ordinary oblivion conversations

    • @CboTheSecond
      @CboTheSecond Před 5 lety +9

      I think that 2:10 might even be Wes Johnson, voice actor for the guards and dremora in Oblivion

  • @Fenrisakaedgelord
    @Fenrisakaedgelord Před 7 lety +1070

    Why do all these scenes feel so awkward

  • @treebliight
    @treebliight Před 6 lety +121

    v a m o o s e y a l i l v a r m i n t

  • @aaronlewis702
    @aaronlewis702 Před 6 lety +79

    'YOu are 6 years old!' ok that's the highlight right there
    'I AM NOT A MERRY MAN!' ded

  • @vonnie0_0
    @vonnie0_0 Před 2 lety +18

    0:54 without context is absolutely hilarious, but *with* context it’s by far one of the darkest episodes I’ve ever seen.

  • @f0x23
    @f0x23 Před 6 lety +152

    C E R E M O N I A L C H A N T I N U N K N O W N L A N G U A G E

  • @RGDcommentnode
    @RGDcommentnode Před 6 lety +124

    0:24 - She clipped through the floor. Ban her from the server!

  • @umoka2619
    @umoka2619 Před 7 lety +153

    PENETRATING MY SECONDARY SUB PROCESSOR

    • @Rebel_Friend
      @Rebel_Friend Před 6 lety +1

      Umoka
      Y O U A R E S I X Y E A R S O L D

  • @classiccustoms2010
    @classiccustoms2010 Před 4 lety +37

    "What's next?"
    "I don't know."
    "Penetrating my secondary processor."

  • @ginge407
    @ginge407 Před 6 lety +1455

    Half of these clips don’t even make sense with context

  • @xrahz6854
    @xrahz6854 Před 7 lety +1715

    0:24 is this skyrim?

  • @howlt005
    @howlt005 Před 7 lety +107

    Ah yes I love star wars

    • @mavendeo
      @mavendeo Před 6 lety +2

      howlt005
      Ohhh... Ohhohhh.... Ooooooohh.... Ooohhooohhhooohhh.... Oooooooooooohhh... I see what you're trying to do... And it's not gonna work! You're not going to force me into a rage. What? What force? There's no force in Star Trek! No force! Daaaaaaaah! * has psychotic break *

    • @professionalnerd4055
      @professionalnerd4055 Před 4 lety

      Oh my god, what have you done

  • @victoreagle9927
    @victoreagle9927 Před 4 lety +48

    In the scenes between Picard and Q subtitles should be:“SEXUAL TENSION”

  • @bremenwright3488
    @bremenwright3488 Před 7 lety +265

    SMELL
    yes
    SHOW ME MORE FATHER

  • @ChiseledDiamond
    @ChiseledDiamond Před 6 lety +70

    "SMELL."
    "yes!"
    "SHOW ME MORE FATHER."

  • @mmb6527
    @mmb6527 Před 6 lety +72

    Crusher having relations with a space ghost is weird in context too.

    • @robbiemccann8970
      @robbiemccann8970 Před 6 lety +6

      I say we just agree to forget that Sub Rosa was ever an episode...

    • @peterbradfield2805
      @peterbradfield2805 Před 6 lety

      A space ghost wanting to have sex with Crusher is also weird in context as well.

    • @AaronfromQueens
      @AaronfromQueens Před 6 lety

      Yeah a LOT of these are just as weird in context. There are so many from just two episodes: Q takes the crew to Sherwood forest and Worf has his cowboy Western holodeck adventure invaded by “A Fistfull of Datas”

  • @CardboardSliver
    @CardboardSliver Před 5 lety +230

    *"WHO ARE YOU?"*
    riker_duckface.gif

  • @redbigun
    @redbigun Před 6 lety +295

    0:45 Paint me like one of your French girls, Picard.

    • @GmodPlusWoW
      @GmodPlusWoW Před 5 lety +13

      You know that Q's done that more than once, let's not beat around the bush.

  • @Puszkinuwu
    @Puszkinuwu Před 7 lety +120

    It is the way which we propagate our species

  • @Thedarkassassin88
    @Thedarkassassin88 Před 6 lety +184

    1:11 When you accidentally read a spoiler online.

  • @SchlubbyTomHanks
    @SchlubbyTomHanks Před 5 lety +51

    2:11 i have seen this episode several times, yet i have only just now noticed that constipated duckface Riker makes.

  • @linuxwizzerd5908
    @linuxwizzerd5908 Před 6 lety +177

    *eats leek seductively*

  • @AnImbecile47
    @AnImbecile47 Před 6 lety +229

    I feel like this is better if you know absolutely nothing about Star Trek

    • @kyrusxi
      @kyrusxi Před 6 lety +14

      It is

    • @atlasmonkeyleon
      @atlasmonkeyleon Před 6 lety +19

      An Imbecile As someone who has watched all seven seasons of TNG, let me assure you that most of these clips still don‘t make any sense in their proper context.

    • @guymine1233
      @guymine1233 Před 6 lety +4

      Leon K yep the space ghost sex that was a weird story arc

    • @gabrieloliveiracanela9099
      @gabrieloliveiracanela9099 Před 6 lety

      It is

    • @Cityinlead
      @Cityinlead Před 5 lety

      yeah that's pretty much me

  • @synthetic240
    @synthetic240 Před 6 lety +519

    Don't you just hate when you accidentally phase through the floor, but re-materialize too soon? Sooooo annoying!

    • @Johnny-rx4hs
      @Johnny-rx4hs Před 6 lety +30

      Synthetic Better than being killed by a sentient puddle.

    • @juhaniaho6698
      @juhaniaho6698 Před 6 lety +1

      Synthetic Billy Mays, is that you?

    • @srbrant5391
      @srbrant5391 Před 6 lety +3

      A very relatable predicament.

    • @Tribookau3
      @Tribookau3 Před 6 lety +23

      The Bethesda glitch. So annoying.

    • @ikagura
      @ikagura Před 6 lety +1

      same

  • @deanokken8960
    @deanokken8960 Před 2 lety +10

    Unironically, this very video made me want to watch TNG to see what these scenes were all about. It's been 3 years, and now Star Trek has become a major part of my life. Thank you so much for this amazing selection of scenes which has quite literally changed my life.

  • @rickyspanish7587
    @rickyspanish7587 Před 6 lety +66

    I’ve never seen Star Trek in my life and this makes me want to watch it.

    • @broski9938
      @broski9938 Před 6 lety +6

      Watch, now.

    • @Johnny-rx4hs
      @Johnny-rx4hs Před 6 lety +2

      Ricky's Pokemon Start with TNG, but don't watch all of season 1, Season 2 is where the writing starts to get better. For season 1 at least watch Encounter at Farpoint (introduces Q), Datalore (introduces Data's brother Lore), Home Soil, and Conspiracy.

    • @jasonfenton8250
      @jasonfenton8250 Před 6 lety +1

      TNG, the Patrick Stewart one, is classic Trek. I highly recommend the spin off series Deep Space Nine as well, it is very different in tone and structure, which makes it a great addition to the series.

  • @Vexiad
    @Vexiad Před 6 lety +154

    1:11 when someone expresses an opinion different to your own on the internet.

  • @remus1153
    @remus1153 Před 6 lety +69

    I needed to remind my self that star trek is a show about deep things and cool shit.
    but i can relate to data on an almost spiritual level.

  • @vtmarik
    @vtmarik Před 5 lety +73

    The only way to improve this video would be to start it "previously on xmen"

  • @FireSpark
    @FireSpark Před 7 lety +1529

    And disturbingly, I can summarize each episode the clips are from. I am such Trek dork.

    • @cd2320
      @cd2320 Před 7 lety +2

      FireSpark me 2

    • @lordvylakar39
      @lordvylakar39 Před 7 lety +39

      Did you know a dork is a whales penis

    • @SaturnVII
      @SaturnVII Před 7 lety +26

      What's the story behind the lady in the floor?

    • @FireSpark
      @FireSpark Před 7 lety +66

      SaturnVII random techno babble subspace events were intersecting the ship, causing things to momentarily shift out of phase. In her case, the floor dephased for a split second. The floor rephased while she was mid-fall.

    • @SaturnVII
      @SaturnVII Před 7 lety +16

      well then