Watching Free Birds, a TERRIBLE thanksgiving movie, DRUNK (so you don't have to)

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  • čas přidán 10. 09. 2024

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  • @MissAlaniousVideos
    @MissAlaniousVideos Před rokem +99

    If I had a nickel for every time Owen Wilson played a character who was possibly bisexual, had a blue color scheme, and had a bunch of homoerotic scenes with a character with a red color scheme, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.

  • @normalhuman9878
    @normalhuman9878 Před rokem +68

    Fun fact: actual turkeys would not give a fuck about watching a Thanksgiving dinner. They would eat the turkey if you gave it to them. Birds are metal as fuck. As dinosaurs, they are the rightful rulers of this planet, they’re just letting us have a turn to be polite

  • @squidlord7438
    @squidlord7438 Před 3 lety +147

    Besides us thinking that it was really a love triangle between the main character, the red main character, and the other blue guy that had a dance sequence with the other main, my very sober bröther and I had the same reaction

  • @Coffee_Cat_Coffee
    @Coffee_Cat_Coffee Před 2 lety +88

    The quirky turkey is a flawless masterpiece.

  • @sugarysting
    @sugarysting Před rokem +28

    i remember watching this at a church sunday school, and i remembered absolutely nothing about it, but they ALWAYS make the main guy character have such good chemistry with the other guy character and then just end up with a girl at the end, like literally theres so many examples

  • @cridly
    @cridly Před rokem +31

    You don't understand, this is the movie where they go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu!

    • @charlesdunn9222
      @charlesdunn9222 Před rokem +6

      That’s right. This is the movie where they go back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkey off the menu.

  • @thehyperobsesr
    @thehyperobsesr Před 2 lety +48

    This is a very forgettable movie for sure and I definitely watched it more than I’d like to admit, but does anybody remember the Chuck E Cheese commercials on tv with the Free birds bracelet things? Also this movie was very uncomfortably awkward with all the flexing and the girl birds lazy-eye thing

  • @Junior_Psychonaut
    @Junior_Psychonaut Před rokem +23

    I remember watching this movie when it came out
    I recall nothing from this movie
    Edit: Seeing one clip of the movie reminded me that I remember it being strangely homoerotic

  • @normalhuman9878
    @normalhuman9878 Před rokem +6

    I’ve actually seen this movie and I know it’s an absolute trip
    “I need you to save future turkeys from dying, take this doorknob”

  • @Mariana_Manta
    @Mariana_Manta Před rokem +7

    How dare roast the movie where they go back in time to the first thanksgiving *to* *get* *turkey* *OFF* *THE* *MENU*

    • @commercialairliner
      @commercialairliner Před 9 dny +1

      That's right. They're going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys OFF the menu.

  • @SomeGuyCalledJack
    @SomeGuyCalledJack Před 3 lety +26

    Been waiting for thisssss haha. Movie looks shocking, but well made...idk if that makes sense 😂

    • @AthenaPOfficial
      @AthenaPOfficial  Před 3 lety +5

      Oh I totally get it! High production but like???? No thought somehow?!!

  • @worknotinprogress7172
    @worknotinprogress7172 Před rokem +4

    I've watched this movie once or twice before, but now I can't remember if I actually paid attention to it either times because I didn't remember anything about it besides the very beginning before he even met the red turkey. I barely remember the little girl adopting the blue turkey. I completely forgot it had a time travel plotline lol

  • @kippdipp6045
    @kippdipp6045 Před rokem +5

    HOLY TURKEY! Its the movie about turkeys going back in time to the first thanks giving to get turkeys off the menu!

    • @thesemicolon7269
      @thesemicolon7269 Před rokem +1

      That’s right, it’s the movie about the turkeys going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu!

  • @TSDTalks22
    @TSDTalks22 Před 3 lety +22

    I loved this movie when I was a kid. I was a stupid child.

    • @AthenaPOfficial
      @AthenaPOfficial  Před 3 lety +10

      I don’t blame you. Even as a (drunk) adult this movie almost tricked me into thinking i was wrong for finding it unfunny

    • @subzer0548
      @subzer0548 Před 2 lety

      Same

    • @rocketman437
      @rocketman437 Před 9 měsíci +1

      ​@@AthenaPOfficial "Mom, I'm scared"

  • @hi-uv5mp
    @hi-uv5mp Před 3 lety +16

    I was forced to watch this movie with my family 💔

    • @AthenaPOfficial
      @AthenaPOfficial  Před 3 lety +5

      Did they actually... LIKE IT?? 😰

    • @hi-uv5mp
      @hi-uv5mp Před 3 lety +8

      @@AthenaPOfficial my little brother did. Everyone else suffered

  • @subzer0548
    @subzer0548 Před 2 lety +18

    This was the first animated movie I ever saw as a 10 year old who had trama from war and blood shed gun murder movies. The first movie I got to choose was a real life story of a girl and a dog in war and the one scene I remember was the main character(the women) peeing in a bush after drinking at a party and gets the police called and getting in trouble with her Sargent almost getting kicked out and then having sex 😀

  • @rodrickswife4ever
    @rodrickswife4ever Před rokem +3

    we're going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu

  • @Ami_E_Bowen
    @Ami_E_Bowen Před rokem +3

    I remember seeing the ads for this movie and then completely forgetting all about it.

  • @markherron1407
    @markherron1407 Před 2 lety +8

    I got through watching it on Netflix! Happy Thanksgiving, and Merry Christmas ⛄🎄 Blessings and Hugs 💖💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕!

  • @kristenhlady4079
    @kristenhlady4079 Před měsícem +1

    10:00 free birds is just a giant pizza ad lololol😂

  • @nooneokie
    @nooneokie Před rokem +4

    The fact that I watched this in a movie theater when I was younger-

  • @calvine295
    @calvine295 Před rokem +2

    You forgot to react to the post credit scene that set up the sequel that never happened.

  • @TheOtakuNinja69
    @TheOtakuNinja69 Před rokem +2

    When they showed the Pizza Scene in the original movie they were advertising Chuck E Cheese for the pizza they were eating.

  • @MythicalWolfPup2005
    @MythicalWolfPup2005 Před dnem +1

    I actually liked this movie, genuinely. I didn't realize the movie was considered this bad, LOL. I still enjoy the movie, haha

  • @kristenhlady4079
    @kristenhlady4079 Před měsícem +1

    Id time travel to when my mom was alive again 😢

  • @Ami_E_Bowen
    @Ami_E_Bowen Před rokem +2

    I'd like to time travel to the 50s or 60s so I could see the time of early Rock n roll ala Elvis, Buddy Holly and The Crickets, Chuck Berry, etc.

  • @negligible_reality
    @negligible_reality Před rokem +2

    I remember being in middle school and going on a field trip to the local movie theater to see this movie with the entire 6th grade class. Didn't like the movie back then, and it honestly is even worse as an adult omfg. Legit the only thing I liked about it was the homoerotic relationship between the main guy and the big, buff bird but even that sucked because all their chemistry went nowhere and he ended up with the "lazy-eye" girl on the end. 💀💩

  • @NTD2827
    @NTD2827 Před 6 měsíci

    I've always thought the same thing about wine bottle openers

  • @theanonymouscomet4373
    @theanonymouscomet4373 Před 2 lety +10

    I loved this movie so much. I realize it’s pretty stupid and..bad. But i still watch it for the nostalgia, i used to watch it during road trips when i was little along with better off dead.

    • @AthenaPOfficial
      @AthenaPOfficial  Před 2 lety +6

      Oh no i totally understand!! It was so fun and off the wall- if it grabbed my attention this much as an adult I just know younger me would've ate it UP

    • @theanonymouscomet4373
      @theanonymouscomet4373 Před 2 lety +3

      @@AthenaPOfficial I certainly did, I wound up on your video on a Nostalgia kick after I found free birds was on netflix and not a fever dream I made up-I came searching for free birds content lmfao

  • @Arealhuman-gh7zk
    @Arealhuman-gh7zk Před 9 měsíci

    Rewatching this gem for Thanksgiving

  • @jozefienvoets2744
    @jozefienvoets2744 Před 10 měsíci

    no way me and my brother watched the Dutch dubbed version of this so many times when we were little

  • @LuriQeciri
    @LuriQeciri Před 3 lety +7

    Good luck
    I didn’t even finish the movie it was soo bad

  • @robsyers8647
    @robsyers8647 Před 2 lety +1

    I'm just here for the Rites of Spring t shirt.

  • @canine_teeth
    @canine_teeth Před 25 dny

    omg i remember watching this when i was a kid and i thought it was fire ngl

  • @kaydeejohnson2028
    @kaydeejohnson2028 Před rokem

    I would time travel to 4:30am

  • @nevaehhamilton3493
    @nevaehhamilton3493 Před 10 měsíci

    At least Schafrillas liked it.

  • @PrincessMavenKittyDarkholme

    This is a Rio ripoff

  • @chazkirbu
    @chazkirbu Před rokem +1

    I know this is from two years ago but I just gave you 666 likes

  • @qhadriidodson9409
    @qhadriidodson9409 Před 29 dny

    To Be Honest I Liked The movie since I was young. It’s Funny and I kinda liked it a little.

  • @corndogbark5915
    @corndogbark5915 Před rokem +6

    I don’t think gay shipping Lightning McQueen Turkey was what I expected, but I don’t think it could have turned out better

  • @distortedmeatbal7191
    @distortedmeatbal7191 Před rokem

    I would go to the Devonian period so then I can live amongst my Hynerpetons

  • @Yuki_Qween
    @Yuki_Qween Před rokem

    Her líver hates her

  • @Tea-undertale
    @Tea-undertale Před měsícem

    I actually like this movie..I seem to like a lot of movies the rest of the world doesn’t

  • @orangeisland5804
    @orangeisland5804 Před rokem

    i should Go to 2099

  • @orangeisland5804
    @orangeisland5804 Před rokem

    Do More Lore videos please

  • @Red_the_spirit
    @Red_the_spirit Před rokem

    I watched this in my music class 😭

  • @PeacefullyHaunted
    @PeacefullyHaunted Před rokem

    This was actually my little sisters favorite movie as a kid, surprising to no one she doesn't have any friends

  • @Arealhuman-gh7zk
    @Arealhuman-gh7zk Před rokem

    Turkey

  • @random32i8
    @random32i8 Před rokem +3

    they should have been gay lovers, i ship it

  • @jerrylouis8930
    @jerrylouis8930 Před 2 lety +2

    If you don’t like this movie, you love your farmer.

  • @swirlzee9783
    @swirlzee9783 Před 3 lety +7

    I kinda like the movie 😞

    • @AthenaPOfficial
      @AthenaPOfficial  Před 3 lety +6

      It was definitely entertaining haha- also I love that other people enjoy it I just like joking around is all!

  • @Cal-Craft
    @Cal-Craft Před 2 lety

    I love the movie i watched and it very good notbad

  • @gaygrim
    @gaygrim Před měsícem

    5:30 NO I COMPLETELY AGREE ATHENA THE BIRDS SHOULD HAVE BEEN GAY!!!